@@sermis505 sure. Trump lost. The domestic terrorists (i used tge right words!) arw going to prison. Bigots refuse to wear masks & die of covid. 2022 election is in the bag. And y'all snowflakes wont stop crying about cancel culture. Everything is great. I'm not the 1 crying, go comfort the incel poster.
"The world was so recent that many things lacked names, and in order to indicate them it was necessary to point" -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "One hundred years of solitude"
My dad had a job with a friend where they went "mwuneminah" for everything they wanted. A guy walks in after 30 min of this and doesn't get what they want him to hand them. Russ gets frustrated, my dad defends the guy, saying he hasn't been doing this (mwuneminah) as long as them, Russ: "He's been doing This (DRYWALL) for 30 YEARS!"
@@bennguyen5725 they were using gibberish to communicate what they wanted on site from the other. They knew what the other meant because of how long theyd been doing it.
There was this weirdly named street near where I used to live, and any time we tried to say it ot would sound like someone suffocating a cow with a crescent wrench. We always knew what we meant, but giving directions was another story if you werent familiar. "Make a left at MmBwreEnymoOAAW, and the. After the s-.... oh sorry just follow your gps"
Don’t even joke, they tried to take (or already did) that from drive priority, how do I differentiate if there is also a primary and secondary set of m/s drives?
@@JumpingTuna judging by your prior comments you seem like you can never take a joke. Lighten up buddy and chill. Stress and anxiety are very dangerous
I was setting up a PA system and a guy doing some work experience was trying to plug a male XLR into a male connector. Looking confused, he said "I think it's broken, it's not going in". One of the lighting guys walked over, looked at the welp and said "it's not broke, your gaydar is malfunctioning". I died that day.
Are you sure they didn't say Zerg? I know what those are! Not that it'd make any difference, because if you see one you won't have time to say even that much.
I once had a CNC G-code class that had a butch lesbian, or female to male transexual. She asked (or complained to) our old polish machinist teacher why he always called the mills and lathes "she". He said to the effect that it's like when captains call their ship "she", and that it doesn't mean anything. She/he hesitantly and begrudgingly accepted that explanation. There's always one person in the class that has to go there. Sigh 😔.
I was installing turnstiles and they are labeled “master” and “slave” to distinguish which is the primary and the one it communicates to and a woman of color went ballistic, wanting the name of the company who makes them so she could call and complain. These terms have been used forever but like this guy is pointing out, we have to basically change the whole industry vernacular
Like is it just me or when you say to your mate "Are you reta#ded" i mean it in a physically slowed down non insulting manor. All these snowflakes make it seem like the word is used for only mentally disabled people.
The definition of retard is to hinder or hold back. Which is why flame retardant exists. I’ve had multiple people try to get me for saying retard and I’ve yet to have anyone be able to give me a valid argument once I quote the definition.
About a year ago when I still worked at Jiffy Lube, me and the boys would refer to transmission fluid as "gender neutral shift juice" in reference to this joke haha
I think what’s truly important is what the individual parts identify as, not what societal norms have called them. Those parts can be whatever they chose to be. It’s just a construct you know.
I'm a commercial construction electrician. I swear on my life, you can say "that's what she said" randomly every 10 minutes, and it will make sense. Not that you would though, it's too easy to be funny really.
It’s funny cause you can say or do whatever you want. It’s more about how guilty you feel personally about saying or doing something. If you feel zero guilt that it could be offensive to someone, you can say and do whatever you like. Your employers, customers, coworkers, family, friends, etc are also allowed to say and do whatever they like, and if that includes calling you out for offensive things you say or do, then they have every right to say that as much as you have every right to say whatever you want. You can cut those people out of your life if you really wanted to, but instead most people just cry about being cancelled.
This old house, miss those days in t.v history. Remember we use to bow to the network set up? Had to watch commercials wait a week for another episode etc,
@@JamiesGarage1 Amen and Awoman to you for making this video. I am a gender queer humanoid and I now feel safe taking my vehicle to a mechanic without the fear of being triggered.
You have not seen a construction site. It brings together the most fithiest trades, puts them all in one spot and makes a temporary community in which we build structures used to house those who are easily offended and soft
Yeah, thank God that US mechanics couldn't care less about being politically correct!! I sure as heck would NOT deal with that BS, plenty of other places to go work at if needed...
@@gozzilla177 yeah, I guess being that funny can REALLY make a crappy day turn around for the better! See, now I'm going to have to give that one a test and hopefully whoever it is has a really good sense of humor!
We can laugh now, but it is coming. A number of companies I know of in the plumbing, hvac, electrical, etc. Industries are already changing such words out and even controlling what people say. For instance upper management in one company,"It's a scanner, not a gun! I don't care that it fires a laser!" Fear is such a powerful tool.
Its obviously a joke, I’m not a mechanic, but I work in a blue-collar industry, and work with us variety of people from different backgrounds, including a trans woman. She can shoot the shit just as much as anyone else.
Overheard the same discussion in our IT department recently. No more Blacklists, Whitelisting, Master / Slave Systems, Master-Passwords, Dummy products...
You can't yell fire in a movie theater?You can't say you have A-bomb on a plane? I don't really get it what can't you say?? You can absolutely say all those things.. Who's stopping you? The videos cute? but you can definitely say all those...
It’s already difficult. I’m only a year out of school and I have to refer to parts or tools as “this” or “the thing”. Or maybe I don’t know what the fuck I’m looking at
You need to start talking with your hands. It works when the wife of someone who doesn't know tools wants to help out. And don't worry about radio usage, facetime has you covered for that. "Hand me the thing on the left.... my left.... you don't know what left is? Right... crap!"
Only the ones with gay tendencies the people that took over the country were gay the people that stayed home every time they had a war we're gay I mean think about it for every million of people that got killed in war they were way more gay people that stayed alive so now every other neighbor is gay no offense. my gender challenge to the individuals now every other kid that little Timmy goes outside to play with is gay or has gay tendencies it is like going to a gay City (gamora) and you are the one person that is not things are going to get a little weird LOL I blew it out of proportion for the sake of having a universal common ground on which to relate to
You can also no longer call them straight engines because "tHe eNgInE dOeSnT kNoW iTs cOnfIgUrAtIoN yEt" I get this is a joke but people seriously need to stop thinking everything is offensive.
Did you just say that we take offense to everything? That’s pretty offensive man! All jokes aside, this really is starting to be waaaay yo much. You can barely speak when your around someone from the “lgtq+a”or whatever probably spelled that wrong. But it’s like, they want us to respect and support them, yet they shove this stuff down our throats and it’s like, come on guys! Use ur heads! I’m fine with people who are gay or trans or whatever, but like , leave ME out of it. I’ve met some of these people, and it’s like be careful, cuz they can be some real snowflakes, one wrong move and ur dead. Society is so fucked up.
Shared this and nut grease with the wife at work. She is a nurse in a nursing home. The whole place is now laughing and they may need to clean pee off the floor. Thanks man, you gave a lot of people a good day!
I legitimately had our leadership tell us that we couldn't call em dikes anymore and had to refer to them as diagonal cutters. Also, couldn't say double 0's as balls anymore as was common over radio coms. Good times.
Remember when my article was cancelled, because I mentioned Master and Slave banks. Explanation, if needed: in oldschool V12s, one ECU was unable to properly manage the engine, that's why it was divided into two banks, controlled by one ECU each(so f.e. your M73 engine, software-wise were actually two inline 6es). To keep them synchronized, they are Master-Slave.
A good 15-20 years ago there was a english-as-a-second-language teacher that sent a weekly group email tip about the English language... that week it was about homophones. He was fired for blasting out homophobic slurs... Even after it was realized that management had F'd up and that homophones are a needed lesson for people learning the English language and that his email was completely acceptable... they refused to give him his job back because they claimed that homophones are too advanced for people learning English language and he shouldn't be teaching it to them anyhow. And that was just another nail in the coffin for my belief in the education system in this country.
Thank you for helping us in these difficult times with your careful consideration and removal of these automotive automatic verbal transmission offenses. very thoughtful
Thanks for the chuckle. California* actually banned the use of master and slave in software, so master cylinder might be an addition to your list. * Please see Brandon's clarification below.
Clarification: The County of Los Angeles has requested that equipment vendors avoid using the industry term “Master/Slave” in product descriptions and labeling. This only applies to government contractors. I fully disagree with this law, but misinformation doesn’t help anyone.
@@BrandonDyer64 thank you for your clarification. It was years since I had thought about the story. Your details are more accurate. The intent was never to misinform, but rather underscore the absurdity of any such rule. Thank you again. So noted, by reference, in the original comment.
@@BrandonDyer64 if ANYONE agrees with that then YOU’RE stupid. 🤦♀️🤯🤷♀️ Oh well. Enjoy the sh!t show. 🤷♀️ Let’s see how well they do with no weapons no food no energy and no escape. 🧐 haha lets see how much they care about WORDS THEN! 🤣 Make sure to upload plenty of footage. Well till your device gets robbed or dies. We’ll enjoy it. 👌 We can’t wait. We warned y’all. Now we’re just gonna watch you crash. 💥 I bet they’re the same dumbass idiots who was fighting AGAINST DESEGREGATION recently in Cali. Because you thought 💭 the discrimination would be against white people. And that’s ok. Haha 🤣🤦♀️🤯🙅♀️🤷♀️🤣 These idiots fall for anything. And they’ll suffer for it ALLLL.
So when I went to college, at PIA at HGR, we were told if we said dykes we would be sent home no questions asked. It was a hell of a time getting my brain to change it since my dads an electrician
In the shipyard we have inverted ball checks otherwise known as gooseneck vent valve. In our shop we have several hydraulic nut splitters. Not sure if the vampire pump is acceptable
You get two options, high volume screaming for everything and different volumes based on severity including maxing out your voice and crying and taking a break, or swearing of various severity and then various volume
@@aterack833 ahh yes someone who knows the industry.. At least one freak out everyday.. One ordered part that shows up late or the wrong part delivered and you are guaranteed tantrums..
@@BillyBob-wq9fl One freakout a day? I work with with mechanics where 10 to 15 is the bare MINIMUM. That's just on the vehicle. More if the service advisor is being a dick.
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“Thanks guys” haha
You really woke up and said to yourself "let me show the entire world how ignorant i am!"?
Guess what bro, cancelled!
@@nkosish eh?
@@nkosish are you okay?
@@sermis505 sure. Trump lost. The domestic terrorists (i used tge right words!) arw going to prison. Bigots refuse to wear masks & die of covid. 2022 election is in the bag. And y'all snowflakes wont stop crying about cancel culture. Everything is great. I'm not the 1 crying, go comfort the incel poster.
@@nkosish hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The entire shop would literally be reduced to just pointing and grunting. 😂😂
I've been in a few shops and strange telekinesis happens so this video was unnecessary.
For my observations that's always been the case anyway.
Tim Taylor approves
Confused unga bungas
"The world was so recent that many things lacked names, and in order to indicate them it was necessary to point"
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "One hundred years of solitude"
Can’t believe the Master & Slave cylinders got left out!
its okay, we’re accepting of bdsm (of consenting adults)
I found out the existence of master and slave cylinders while searching up slaves on Amazon
Don't ask why I was searching up slaves on Amazon
And grease nipple!
We had to change our manuals to remove "master" and "slave" cylinders 🤦♂️
@@Fern635 LoLoLoLoL, I hope that's funny for the reason I'm thinking....
"Well sir looks like you blew a tranny."
"But out of my personal life just tell me what's wrong with my car."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoa there mister! 😜
"Gender neutral shift juice" that was hilarious
Lol 😂
😂😂
LMFAO!!!!!!
Heard that, died.
I’m dying 🤣
What about master and slave cylinders?
Definitely not acceptable terminology
Only if it's consensual and your partner knows your safe word
@@Labearski44 we’ll talk to the manufacturer they need to change the name.
Parent and child
Yeah, I don't think that's been allowed since the end of the Civil War...
A guy in the back would be like: I'm still gonna say it.
hahahhahahah so funny im crying😂😂😂
My dad had a job with a friend where they went "mwuneminah" for everything they wanted.
A guy walks in after 30 min of this and doesn't get what they want him to hand them.
Russ gets frustrated, my dad defends the guy, saying he hasn't been doing this (mwuneminah) as long as them,
Russ: "He's been doing This (DRYWALL) for 30 YEARS!"
What does this mean?
@@bennguyen5725 they were using gibberish to communicate what they wanted on site from the other.
They knew what the other meant because of how long theyd been doing it.
There was this weirdly named street near where I used to live, and any time we tried to say it ot would sound like someone suffocating a cow with a crescent wrench. We always knew what we meant, but giving directions was another story if you werent familiar.
"Make a left at MmBwreEnymoOAAW, and the. After the s-.... oh sorry just follow your gps"
@voiceimpression I did both comments at 3 in the morning with little to no sleep.
I'm calling it a win as is. 😆
“Master and slave cylinders will now be referred to as hard worker and moocher boss”
Mr. Slave
You joke, but I've already seen this being seriously discussed. "Master Bedroom" is also gone or going.
Don’t even joke, they tried to take (or already did) that from drive priority, how do I differentiate if there is also a primary and secondary set of m/s drives?
I was about to comment about the master and slave cylinders but you beat me to it. 👍
Oppressor and oppressed cylinders.
Definitely gonna start using "gender neutral shift juice" Thanks for that one!!
Definitely gonna use this tomorrow at work
That cracked me 😂
@@JumpingTuna judging by your prior comments you seem like you can never take a joke. Lighten up buddy and chill. Stress and anxiety are very dangerous
@@rc_retro just say Bruce Jenner oil like the rest of us.
I just call it Bruce Jenner fluid 🤷🏻♂️
I was setting up a PA system and a guy doing some work experience was trying to plug a male XLR into a male connector. Looking confused, he said "I think it's broken, it's not going in". One of the lighting guys walked over, looked at the welp and said "it's not broke, your gaydar is malfunctioning".
I died that day.
Me coming in to work for the first time in a year and a bit because of Covid: "what the fuck is a Zerk?"
Are you sure they didn't say Zerg?
I know what those are! Not that it'd make any difference, because if you see one you won't have time to say even that much.
Zerk fitting?
My auto tech teacher back in the day teaching us the 4 stroke cycle: suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
That IS the correct way to say it 😁😂
@@ladydeath6199 I want to make a joke about the last one being "spit" rather than "blow" but.. nevermind..
Facts🤣🤣🤣
And because of the beans I ate my ventilation hoes works even harder, they blow ...
I wanted to get in that class but it was always full.
"How do we know that robots are male? Because they have nuts" -my robotics/engineering teacher
Lol. Good one 🤣👍👍
LOL.
Not if it has a female connector!
I once had a CNC G-code class that had a butch lesbian, or female to male transexual. She asked (or complained to) our old polish machinist teacher why he always called the mills and lathes "she". He said to the effect that it's like when captains call their ship "she", and that it doesn't mean anything.
She/he hesitantly and begrudgingly accepted that explanation.
There's always one person in the class that has to go there. Sigh 😔.
Nuts and shafts.
My non-it boss fired me because he didn't understand the difference between smart and dumb forms in our system and thought I was calling him names.
I was installing turnstiles and they are labeled “master” and “slave” to distinguish which is the primary and the one it communicates to and a woman of color went ballistic, wanting the name of the company who makes them so she could call and complain. These terms have been used forever but like this guy is pointing out, we have to basically change the whole industry vernacular
No, just enjoy the assholes getting triggered
It's ok. I got called racist for referring to the "Italian tune up" the kicker was the person was not even Italian.
On older cars, we can no longer retard the timing
Us musicians still ritard. I wish people would take a language history lesson
Like is it just me or when you say to your mate "Are you reta#ded" i mean it in a physically slowed down non insulting manor. All these snowflakes make it seem like the word is used for only mentally disabled people.
@@connorgregory5038 did you just censor yourself while trying to me an example
@@ImproperProper yeah I had to so if a snowlfake comes along I technically censored it.
The definition of retard is to hinder or hold back. Which is why flame retardant exists. I’ve had multiple people try to get me for saying retard and I’ve yet to have anyone be able to give me a valid argument once I quote the definition.
"Gender neutral shift juice "
PRICELESS
Larry the cable guy said that about 20 years ago
Thanks. Now I know who to slap.
The first time I heard the words “gender fluid,” I felt like I needed bleach and a sponge.
I'm not sure "shift" is kosher either.
I've been in the gender neutral shifting buisness for 40 years
About a year ago when I still worked at Jiffy Lube, me and the boys would refer to transmission fluid as "gender neutral shift juice" in reference to this joke haha
@Randy Cooper randy why you mad bud?
I think what’s truly important is what the individual parts identify as, not what societal norms have called them. Those parts can be whatever they chose to be. It’s just a construct you know.
What about the “petcock valve” on the radiator?
Toilets have a ballcock valve.
🤣 haha ohh shit 🤣 these comments are exposing so many more he left out😆
Fill her neck.
What about the slave cylinder?
@@Shiggiesmalls02 leave kelly out of this
I'm a commercial construction electrician. I swear on my life, you can say "that's what she said" randomly every 10 minutes, and it will make sense. Not that you would though, it's too easy to be funny really.
Yeah, it is. I do it all the time in my head.
There is no such thing as low-hanging fruit.
@@RandomizedCTRL
That’s what she said.
@@edgepixel8467 lol got em
That's what she said
“You car brake me fix”
This video made me spit my coffee halfway across the room!
ROTF 🤣🤣👍
Worked with a guy named Jack and his days off was always a good chuckle because the calendar would look like
Mon
Steve
Jack off
Ryan
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is too funny 😂😂
Ahem.
I didn’t realize cars parts were known by so many great words, obviously whoever came up with all the titles for those parts is a man of culture.
Can't forget petcock
@@TechTokOffical I love cars
Too bad snowflakes exist
I’m pretty sure those terms came from parts such as these
Amen
It’s funny cause you can say or do whatever you want. It’s more about how guilty you feel personally about saying or doing something. If you feel zero guilt that it could be offensive to someone, you can say and do whatever you like. Your employers, customers, coworkers, family, friends, etc are also allowed to say and do whatever they like, and if that includes calling you out for offensive things you say or do, then they have every right to say that as much as you have every right to say whatever you want. You can cut those people out of your life if you really wanted to, but instead most people just cry about being cancelled.
I was watching this expecting him to say transmission, but he made it even better haha
"Can we still say the n-word?"
"Yes"
Someone warn Obama
I’m going to say it
Nice
@@TatsukiHashida reported.
Neutral
Napkin
I guess every mechanic is going to have to play charades at work.
Your comment is the funniest...😂
God you guys literally have 2 jokes
Hey you closed saying “thanks guys” LOL!!! I’m a mechanic. You’re so right.
"Make sure you shove a lot of caulk in the trim" always my favorite Bob Vila quote.
This old house, miss those days in t.v history. Remember we use to bow to the network set up? Had to watch commercials wait a week for another episode etc,
Who doesn't like having cracks filled by black caulk?
Him and Norm Abrams taught me a lot
Plenty of caulk Makes a good carpenter... And that's coming from an electrician..
Shove the caulk in until it oozes out around your gun.
Is "butt connectors" acceptable?
Haha 😂
@@JamiesGarage1 Oooh yeah you gotta do a number 2 because no way you can say that or ball-joint still...Right?
You said butt lol
@@JamiesGarage1 most cars are dark so can you say hood?
@@JamiesGarage1 Amen and Awoman to you for making this video. I am a gender queer humanoid and I now feel safe taking my vehicle to a mechanic without the fear of being triggered.
What you shouldn't be allowed to do is markup cheap replacement parts like oem manufacturer parts.
Don't be laughing too soon, this will be a reality soon near a mechanic shop near you.
“Welcome to Autozone, can I help you find something?”
“Yeah, Y’all got Gender Neutral Shift Juice?”
AutoZone kids get confused when I try to get brake shoes from there. That gender neutral shift juice will really have them scratching their heads.
ROTF .ahh Sir, what's it used for 🤔
BOSS! do we carry ( what's it called again Sir)🤣🤣
I always thought carpentry was thy filthiest trade, but goddamn mechanics got emm
You have not seen a construction site. It brings together the most fithiest trades, puts them all in one spot and makes a temporary community in which we build structures used to house those who are easily offended and soft
We did a Kaiser job where "caulk" was renamed "pookie".
All the Kaiser people heard was "cock"
@@kenworthkid998 hey at least you get their wallet talking too right?
😭
Wait till you see the welders
“Gender neutral shift juice”
*WOW HES SO INCLUSIVE!*
Linguistics class is now a prerequisite for getting a mechanics certification.
I’m never going to stop using Bung Hole!
Worked in a metal finishing shop. Used a lot of 55 gallon drums. I'll always remember the bung wrench!
Got any TP??
Yeah, I know what a bung wrench is too! But carpenters use assholes just before the nuts on the perimeter slab bolts to hold down the outside plates!
I don't want bungholio to get polio
@@MrTheHillfolk Yo soy de el Great Cornholio. Yo quiero teepee, por mi bunghole.
Realistically, if someone seriously tried that, they'd be laughed out of the shop. 🤣
Yeah, thank God that US mechanics couldn't care less about being politically correct!! I sure as heck would NOT deal with that BS, plenty of other places to go work at if needed...
@@BabyCharlotteschannel Idk I would probably give a larger tip if they came and told me my gender neutral shift juice needed changing 😂😂😂
@@gozzilla177 yeah, I guess being that funny can REALLY make a crappy day turn around for the better!
See, now I'm going to have to give that one a test and hopefully whoever it is has a really good sense of humor!
We can laugh now, but it is coming. A number of companies I know of in the plumbing, hvac, electrical, etc. Industries are already changing such words out and even controlling what people say. For instance upper management in one company,"It's a scanner, not a gun! I don't care that it fires a laser!" Fear is such a powerful tool.
Its obviously a joke, I’m not a mechanic, but I work in a blue-collar industry, and work with us variety of people from different backgrounds, including a trans woman. She can shoot the shit just as much as anyone else.
Now come the terms my mother taught me "thingy, dohickie, thing a majig, etc."
Overheard the same discussion in our IT department recently. No more Blacklists, Whitelisting, Master / Slave Systems, Master-Passwords, Dummy products...
As a former mechanic. It brought back great memories, made me laugh (tyranny juice), & made me subscribe.
Great job!!
King george would like that juice 😂
Ahem gender neutral shift juice
@@moloney0218 lmfao 😂😂
I died at this
I never realized how halarious automotive jargon is XD
Always lube your shaft before you slide it in.
From a real textbook.
@@Ogrematic 2 most important things in life "communication and lubrication"
Hilarious, words MATTER
the context made it funny :P
You can't yell fire in a movie theater?You can't say you have A-bomb on a plane? I don't really get it what can't you say?? You can absolutely say all those things.. Who's stopping you? The videos cute? but you can definitely say all those...
“Gender Neutral Shift Juice” 😂😂😂 U can say SHAFT
"Thanks guy" oh fck I should have said "Thanks people".
It'll be difficult to do mechanic work when everything is called "the thingy" or "stuff for the thingy"
Soon the word “thing” will get “canceled” because “oh that’s what y’all used to call trans people when you didn’t know what pronoun to use” lol
It’s already difficult. I’m only a year out of school and I have to refer to parts or tools as “this” or “the thing”. Or maybe I don’t know what the fuck I’m looking at
@@basedyoshi7253 i swear your a fortune teller
You need to start talking with your hands. It works when the wife of someone who doesn't know tools wants to help out. And don't worry about radio usage, facetime has you covered for that.
"Hand me the thing on the left.... my left.... you don't know what left is? Right... crap!"
Or whatchama call it
The crazy part is some companies are most likely doing this! For fear of insulting someone 🤦🏾♂️
That’s cap. No one’s doing this, bro.
Yeah, keep laughing funny guy. Just wait, one day this video will haunt you when all this actually comes to pass.
I guess I can't retard the timing anymore or replace my slave cylinder or knock them boots off my control arm. LoL 😂
I remember trying to talk about cam/ignition timing in a car video game forum and it kept flagging as offensive language 🤣
@@lanceuppercut6168 That's hilarious, what game?
What’s wrong with control arm?
@@2ndAveScents its now a dom/sub arm
Can I buy some gender neutral shift juice
In the RUclips automatic captions, the "gender neutral automatic shift juice" is blanked out as it does for swears.
Heres my question....if its "binary" fluid....does that mean its asexual like that of snails?
GM actually banned the word: Jig, now forced to use the word Fixture.
Master cylinder...slave cylinder. SHOCKED I haven't read a buzzed article about those yet.
its the gender neutral shift juice for me
Bung hole was officially cleared continue to use it at full force
The face of disappointment at the end 🤣.
Just imagine if that was actually true you would have every mechanic in the world walk off the job in one day
Only the ones with gay tendencies the people that took over the country were gay the people that stayed home every time they had a war we're gay I mean think about it for every million of people that got killed in war they were way more gay people that stayed alive so now every other neighbor is gay no offense. my gender challenge to the individuals now every other kid that little Timmy goes outside to play with is gay or has gay tendencies it is like going to a gay City (gamora) and you are the one person that is not things are going to get a little weird LOL I blew it out of proportion for the sake of having a universal common ground on which to relate to
Give it a few more years.
@@TRU_Lunchy i call it like i see! No bullshit kind of man here.
Thats whats wrong with this world now.
@@greenboyatgafarms2250 its taking hold right now in IT. I'm sure the automotive world will soon follow.
@@TRU_Lunchy not down here where we live at. That s*** don't fly down here
So does this mean that I can no longer tell people that they need a new "Johnson Rod" whenever their car acts up?
Correct. Give them donkey grommets as a replacement
I... I.. would love a Johnson rod.. please and thank you
You can also no longer call them straight engines because "tHe eNgInE dOeSnT kNoW iTs cOnfIgUrAtIoN yEt"
I get this is a joke but people seriously need to stop thinking everything is offensive.
Did you just say that we take offense to everything? That’s pretty offensive man!
All jokes aside, this really is starting to be waaaay yo much. You can barely speak when your around someone from the “lgtq+a”or whatever probably spelled that wrong. But it’s like, they want us to respect and support them, yet they shove this stuff down our throats and it’s like, come on guys! Use ur heads! I’m fine with people who are gay or trans or whatever, but like , leave ME out of it. I’ve met some of these people, and it’s like be careful, cuz they can be some real snowflakes, one wrong move and ur dead. Society is so fucked up.
@@footos8511 how TF are people getting you INVOLVED in their gender identity or sexual/romantic orientation?
@@mintystellar4268 I’m a high school student. I’ve known people who are. And that was not my statement, so move on.
@@footos8511 I honestly see so many more people complaining about LGBT people than actual LGBT people complaining.
This video is a joke and literally no one is getting upset and offended over mechanical terminology
Don't be giving them no idea's..... they live for this shit!
i love how disgusted he looked at the end XD
My lifes single biggest regret is that I can only give this one thumbs up.
Love how many mechanic terms sound dirty. Grew up around mechanics and it's hard being 12 and hearing half that shit.
And get yourself laughed out of the shop too! LMAO
The last one got me
Shared this and nut grease with the wife at work. She is a nurse in a nursing home.
The whole place is now laughing and they may need to clean pee off the floor.
Thanks man, you gave a lot of people a good day!
Lots of tears of joy running down the old ppl legs?
You mean laughter extract.
1d
I legitimately had our leadership tell us that we couldn't call em dikes anymore and had to refer to them as diagonal cutters. Also, couldn't say double 0's as balls anymore as was common over radio coms. Good times.
Id say freedom of speech so tell em shuv it
@@rustedratchetgarage6788 that’s not how that law works under private property or under employment
@@rustedratchetgarage6788 works a bit different in the military my dude.
@@nerosteel1452 should’ve joined the marines they only get pissy at work if you’re not in a field environment and fuck slips out on the net
@@justnsaliga8518 idk man crayons don't sit well with my stomach
The last one got me😂
Lmao 😂 I'm more grossed out by "shift juice".
When 'automatic transmission fluid' is just too technical 😂
Remember when my article was cancelled, because I mentioned Master and Slave banks. Explanation, if needed: in oldschool V12s, one ECU was unable to properly manage the engine, that's why it was divided into two banks, controlled by one ECU each(so f.e. your M73 engine, software-wise were actually two inline 6es). To keep them synchronized, they are Master-Slave.
A good 15-20 years ago there was a english-as-a-second-language teacher that sent a weekly group email tip about the English language... that week it was about homophones. He was fired for blasting out homophobic slurs... Even after it was realized that management had F'd up and that homophones are a needed lesson for people learning the English language and that his email was completely acceptable... they refused to give him his job back because they claimed that homophones are too advanced for people learning English language and he shouldn't be teaching it to them anyhow.
And that was just another nail in the coffin for my belief in the education system in this country.
@@aaronlandry3947
For real?
People like that are a pane in the bud.
Github recently changed the term from Master branch to something more PC.
@@MongooseTacticool Really? What is it now? Root? Main? I'm dying to know lol
@@lfox02 Main, I think.
You forgot “discs in the rear”.
DUDE!!! YOURE GONNA GET CANCELED RELAX!!! 😂😂
Thank you for helping us in these difficult times with your careful consideration and removal of these automotive automatic verbal transmission offenses. very thoughtful
They we’re joking... 😐
@@footos8511 so was he
@@footos8511 are you... are you for real..?
Thanks for the chuckle. California* actually banned the use of master and slave in software, so master cylinder might be an addition to your list.
* Please see Brandon's clarification below.
It's only a matter of time before they are offended by a "master's degree"
@@binkythecat457 true and the latest buzz with "master" classes! 🤣
Clarification:
The County of Los Angeles has requested that equipment vendors avoid using the industry term “Master/Slave” in product descriptions and labeling. This only applies to government contractors.
I fully disagree with this law, but misinformation doesn’t help anyone.
@@BrandonDyer64 thank you for your clarification. It was years since I had thought about the story. Your details are more accurate. The intent was never to misinform, but rather underscore the absurdity of any such rule. Thank you again. So noted, by reference, in the original comment.
@@BrandonDyer64 if ANYONE agrees with that then YOU’RE stupid. 🤦♀️🤯🤷♀️ Oh well. Enjoy the sh!t show. 🤷♀️ Let’s see how well they do with no weapons no food no energy and no escape. 🧐 haha lets see how much they care about WORDS THEN! 🤣 Make sure to upload plenty of footage. Well till your device gets robbed or dies. We’ll enjoy it. 👌 We can’t wait. We warned y’all. Now we’re just gonna watch you crash. 💥 I bet they’re the same dumbass idiots who was fighting AGAINST DESEGREGATION recently in Cali. Because you thought 💭 the discrimination would be against white people. And that’s ok. Haha 🤣🤦♀️🤯🙅♀️🤷♀️🤣 These idiots fall for anything. And they’ll suffer for it ALLLL.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣love it, what about flange, is it still ok to say flange?? 🤣👍🇬🇧
So when I went to college, at PIA at HGR, we were told if we said dykes we would be sent home no questions asked. It was a hell of a time getting my brain to change it since my dads an electrician
The cringe after “guys” at the end was perfect! 😂😆
This is fucking gold. "Still waiting to see if we can say BUNG HOLE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well shit, there's goes the alcohol industry
The gag at the end though, lol.
Do you see what just a handful can do ?
Well there's more of us then them.
I'd laugh, but I've already had 20+ meetings like this in the military
:(
Don’t you think training and drills are a tad bit more important than political correctness indoctrination training?
@@COD4JESSE Only if your goal is victory.
I love how at the end he looks like he’s about to throw up
Brilliant, and all with a straight face. Kudos.
“Shift juice.” 😂😂😂
The ending was the party that got me dead lmao 🤣
What party? 😘
Hah. Now I know why I get dirty looks at the store. I just thought they didn't like my speedo and tan lines.
I am waiting for when hydraulics get cancelled
There's actually a construction safety meeting meme too but I've only heard of it.
In the shipyard we have inverted ball checks otherwise known as gooseneck vent valve. In our shop we have several hydraulic nut splitters. Not sure if the vampire pump is acceptable
Don't think he's allowed to say balls. And we're investigating who "stuffed" the goose.
Gender neutral shift juice had me dying 😂
It’s that gag at the end lmao
This has me cracking up! 😆🤣😂😂🤣😅
Good luck with that HR, if you ever pulled a mechanic aside for screaming, that shop is losing every mechanic lmfao
Screaming?
You get two options, high volume screaming for everything and different volumes based on severity including maxing out your voice and crying and taking a break, or swearing of various severity and then various volume
@@aterack833 ahh yes someone who knows the industry.. At least one freak out everyday..
One ordered part that shows up late or the wrong part delivered and you are guaranteed tantrums..
@@BillyBob-wq9fl One freakout a day? I work with with mechanics where 10 to 15 is the bare MINIMUM. That's just on the vehicle. More if the service advisor is being a dick.
@@mattmurphy7030 When you brag about your anger level
I'm going to start calling everyone "bag of mostly water" or "carbon based life form".
Also a gender neutral way to address a crowd could be “ sup fuckers”
Nice one 🖖
lol
Or, as I have heard a book refer to us, "filthy monkeys."
Bags of mostly water, that's a star trek next generation quote lol, think it's from either season 1 or 2
Sad thing is, they're actually trying to implement this.
I don't want anyone telling YOU what to do, and I don't want anyone telling ME what to do!
Holy shit this is funny
Thanks!