Slipknot calling their fans maggots is more endearing than Dream calling his fans kittens. It's so fake and intentional to make his fans parasocial and now look at where he's at
fan names were always kinda weird imo, i love bands like slipknot and insane clown posse but id cringe if anyone referred to me as a maggot or juggalo cuz of it
My guess is he usually talks when he has something to add or when he actually has a decent amount of knowledge of what went down, and what you said about
That's one thing both Pyro and Kwite did. They debunked the allegations asap, meanwhile Dream is taking his sweet time seemingly using them to get attention even if it's negative
@@JuanTorres-gl3tb It didn't take him over a year to finally sit down to make it. Kwite's video took a month cus he went through everything with fine toothed comb, not because he was too busy arguing with kids on twt
Hey unironic comment here for once, genuinely love this podcast, the 4 of you have great chemistry and the topics are always interesting, one of the few podcasts I keep coming back to, keep em coming boys :)
He didn’t go around disproving everyone on Twitter, either. He made a video. Admitted to his cringe whilst debunking the worse stuff and that was that.
Pyro apology in a nutshell - yes I'm a perverted furry - no I'm not a pedophile Dream should really take note rather than digging himself a deeper grave
Pyro: yes I look at furry stuff, no I am not a pedophile Dream: why would I be a pedophile? How am I a pedophile? Impossible. You must hate me. YOU monsters, I am not a pedophile, how am I a pedophile? How could I possibly...?
The bit that gets me with Dream is if you look back at his career, almost nothing he did that made him grow was HIM. 80% of the content in his videos is his friends, and he barely posted, barely streamed, etc. On the DreamSMP - HIS INSANELY FAMOUS SERVER - He was barely ever on except for when it was important, and he was pumping himself up in a scripted event. Even in that initial PewDiePie seed video, I'm fairly sure he had a team of people working to find the seed, and IIRC he wasn't the one to find it. His whole following essentially was amassed from the viral following and growth of everyone around him and a single viral video series (with several of those people in it) - tons of remains of SMPEarth, as well as other previous events that came before. The only things Dream really did alone to get viral was cheat and get into controversies - the rest was largely other people. DSMP got big after people like Wilbur posted on it and started the shenanigans. Dream was not the driving force, he was the beneficiary, and from the sounds of it - behind the scenes he was an egotistical problem when it came to plotting stuff out. Then like... what has he done of note since dsmp and manhunt? The mask song where he rushed and underpaid animators that didn't know how to animate in that style? He's just coasted since then and been a menace online. Zero real value or content, he's only relevant because of the simp/hate cycle that has developed around him.
@@XiaolongLIU-n1o it's not really criticism, it's observation, and it's largely true. Dream wasn't growing because he himself was driving everything, he was largely just kinda facilitating what other creators were already doing and getting mad on Twitter. He grew through controversy mainly.
@@RyzardTHIS. He whined at Tommy saying he made him, no. Everyone around him made him. While I don't see much wrong with being unironically unoriginal in your work, or taking someone's else's idea and making it your own with your spin, he doesn't even do that and doubles down pretending he is. Like he does have skill, but his ego needs to be checked. Hell, he doesn't do any of the coding for his videos, he confirmed a long ways back he actually reached out to George because apparently George knows how to code and that's how they became friends. George almost didn't even reply to him either. Which is crazy to me. We could have been in a time line without the DSMP all because George never replied to Dream. I'm glad we got to have DSMP ever exist, it has brought many good great memories and was a great brain itcher for while it lasted and even freshly after. But dream only owned it in name only and without Wilbur, who I may have my critiques on his earlier works as he really did set a lot of characterization for most of the popular cast aka he screwed over Tubbo big time, but seriously without Wilbur Dream SMP wouldn't be where it was today and may have never even been played on long term.
@@enderwalkgang oh absolutely. Without Wilbur and Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy, all the names people are aware of, DSMP would have been a tiny drop in the bucket that nobody heard about. Dream also grew massively because of people like Jshlatt and Technoblade, and while you could argue they grew as well, they were both big beforehand and clearly more than pulled their weight in terms of the value they brought to the table. You can tell based on all the other servers they interacted with, people like Shlatt end up carrying content everywhere they go. Meanwhile, I genuinely barely remember a single clip with dream in it (that wasn't Wilbur carrying a story moment, or a scene with a dozen people) It's so strange to think about how he's relevant at the moment, because it's entirely Twitter drama. Aside from the face reveal, Dream hasn't really... Done much? In quite a while. He's just eternally relevant because of the ongoing war between stans and haters, and his refusal to stay out of controversy lmao I don't even mean this as a critique, or "dream bad", it's just perplexing how long he's been relevant off of viral Minecraft challenges he did a couple years ago (the only real content he himself made - though of course his videos still had 3-4 other people carrying the dialogue.)
@@Ryzard yeah! This? This. He literally relied on others to tell his characters story for him because once lore started? He stopped streaming until he very very end. You HAD to watch someone else to get an idea of what his lore was because he himself refused to tell it. Hes nothing without other people's. Hell, he even relied on George, like his BEST best friend somewgater "bester" friend than Sapnap because George does all the coding for him for anything he does.
@@enderwalkgang fr, in hindsight he's lucky as hell, because he was more of a figurehead than anything active, just because he was the dude that was friends with the others and had the server named around him
Honestly Pokimane is basically a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. As mentioned she never takes any criticism for the actual bad things shes done, always differing the anger till later. So if she does anything she gets all that anger even if she does something not even worth getting upset over
I saw Dream at a grocery store in Vegas a few months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@@Jynxxx5 was there. Kept calling her a "lost little kitten waiting for her shepherd to guide her into the light" it was pretty weird. Reminds me of that one time Pyro did a similar thing.
That corpsehusbad bloke has acid reflux, he presented it as though it was a terminal illness which was hilarious, even claims it makes him use very obvious voice settings to emphasis his lower vocal tones in a voice he audibly strains to sound lower than his natural speaking voice just like Pyro used to lmao. Acid reflux being a common symptom of being out of shape. If he had severe GERD he would be belching and vomit-burping into the mic to the horror of the discord group calls like the rest of us with GERD 😂 The fact that he deliberately presents himself as an edgy sexual icon to his largely underage audience for profit is the bigger issue.
Ngl this was really a return to form to the podcast, i was actually laughing out loud during the "tonight's the night" part. Almost had to stop jogging to catch my breath. Btw if anyone reading this is on the discord and/or has contact with fat spider man, just tell him that even if it is a joke, this sort of stuff can have an impact on us, and he doesnt have to keep doing this just for the sake of others entertainment.
I used to be apart of the dream fan base and can I say that fandom is toxic like no other fandom I’ve been in ever. especially the huge stan accounts like “mils” etc. they are truly insane in the head.
59:06 I know it's a old episode and this is possibly late news, but a channel already does something like this named "poserz0." The channel was made specifically to shit on Critical's content slop, but it's still a seemingly great idea for Colossal to do in his much more creative style.
I'm gonna mathamatically prove something: you can only buy Myna cookie bags in packs of 4, 8, and 12, but I'm going to work with one bag for now. The net weight of one bag of Myna cookies is 114 g, $7 per bag ($28 per 4-pack) you get 112 myna cookies across 4 bags, meaning you get 28 cookies per bag. 114 grams divided by 28 cookies = 4g. One cookie weighs 4 grams, and costs 25 cents. That's 25 cents for 4 grams of cookie, which rounds down to 6 cents per gram. Let's compare that to subway (UK): Subway sells 45 gram cookies They also sell them individually, but I can't find the price of one. Most people buy 3 anyway, because they do a discount of 3 cookies for £1.50 that's 3x 45 gram(135g) cookies for £1.50 which equals 50 pence for 45g, or one pence per gram. converted into USD, that rounds down to one cent per gram. Per gram of cookie, Pokimane's cookies are 6x more expensive than subway cookies, which in the UK are considered some of the nicer cookies.
@@henkdachief meh to creative for a pyro slop consumer might be a dolan dark slop devourer might be an ancient corpse from colossal too but i mean they are probably exctinct since the last time he uploaded.
Its not a 30% mark up, its 300%. And the scam issue is the fact shes claiming these cookies she added a little vitamin D to is a Health food snack that she designed herself when it is just white label cookies from Costco. If she just said they were poki brand cookies then it would be fine, but shes out here saying these are brand new special designed health food snacks.
No way are the 'haters' worse than the fans. I forgot the word they made up, but dream fans literally made up a slur not just for dream haters, but for anyone who isn't a fan lmao.
I love how no one points out that the main criticism against myna was POKIMANE saying they hand crafted the formula which was obviously a blatant lie,she did scam people she said she made the product when she didnt the whole selling point was that they were "Pokimanes Cookies" not a rebranded cookie
i love how the conversation diverged into pyro's crazy spending, colossal sitting in the dementia ward arguing with the nurse about ps5 games, la croix sparkling water..
The reason why a lot of haters are doubling down on dream is that they smell blood on the water. I think if someone was genuinely blameless, haters wouldnt have any ammunition against that that'll stick. The issue with dream is that he has proven himself to he absolutely deceptive. When he was outed for cheating on his speedrun, he essentially riled his followers knowing they'll start attacking the mods who investigated him, while insisting he never cheated on his speedrun, only to reveal 6 months later that he "accidentally" cheated, which proves the mods were right all along.
I think that one of the reasons that people are upset with pokimane over the cookies is that she is trying to present it as a small business that she is genuinely involved in and passionate about, when in reality this could be further from the truth. I took a look at the website for myna cookies and pokimane's face is plastered all over the place even being the first thing you see on the homepage, and to me it feels like they are really pushing the idea that this whole cookie thing is something that she is personally involved in. However this just isn't true. Pokimane is busy doing whatever she does and probably has little to no involvement with major business decisions. From an outside perspective it could very easily seem that the entire cookie business is just a cheap and easy cash grab.
I mean, I take issue with how the cookies were advertised and peddled as entirely unique when, at most, the ingredients list was _slightly modified_ at best. That being said, how do you really expect someone to be ‘personally involved’ in a venture like this? Like, would it only be acceptable if she baked them herself, or worked the conveyor belt line that they likely sat on? Investing in something and making non-critical business decisions that you usually trust to more experienced individuals is pretty par for the course.
This is totally off topic and completely inconsequential, my graphic designer brain screaming at me, but you should fix Colossal's spinning 3D head so that it doesn't have those spots on the bottom that glitch see-through, I can't stop looking at them... Anyway love you guys, good ep.
This entire podcast is like a nuclear reactor. Pyro, Colossal and Dolan are the U-235 fuel rods and Nerd is the single control rod preventing a meltdown
Personally, Dream should use evidence when he does the whole "this is fake and that is too." Prove them wrong in that moment with evidence and not just claiming. It's literally just "he said, she said" bullshit. And personally, this is why I stay off of Twitter! It's not even funny to see how people just tear others apart, but its always funny to see the outcome.
Tbf, the burden of proof always lies on the accuser, he's not obligated to prove anything Then again this is the court of public opinion So yea he should at least make the effort to clear up the air rather than crying on twitter and starting beef with gumball watterson and deflecting a lot of questions He should stay off twitter and take a page off of Pyro's apology and put an end to it all with a straight forward video rather than stoking the flames
@@tunasandwich8049 I agree, and you're not wrong. But in all fairness, if he wants the situation handled, he needs to actually put real evidence and provide enough to have it cleared.
4:58 It feels like (in classic Dream fashion.) He was trying to pull some "genius" move here. You know, inject and embrace the parasocial, inspire leagues of permanently and viciously loyal fans. When really, all it would do is remove the ability to claim no control over your fanbase. Then create just the single most cringe inducing memories for thousands of people when they finally grew up and stopped watching Dream.
on the next VPN sponsor reading, Colossal should try voicing it like a Gladiator. who, after having won his battle, gives a rousing speech to action. against the rulers who allow hosting these games.
The Pokimane thing might be pointless, but that doesn't take away you can call her out for having overpriced cookies, and her responding to that criticism by calling someone a broke boy is very telling of the kind of person she really is. That's what I take away from it. It's not a scam, no one is forced to buy them, but it's still overpriced garbage no matter what she says.
Who cares? Honestly if any of us were in her position and had to deal with boring soy criticism from thousands of people, we’d be saying way worse things than calling some rando in chat broke boy
@@Rabbit4564 Some people care. And they're well within their right to care. If she's publicly selling somethng, everyone can publicly say whatever they want about it. And if some people think it's overpriced trash, they can call it overpriced trash. It's not boring, it's not soy, it's just what it is: people calling her cookies overpriced. It's also not about us, I, for example, wouldn't be putting up the façade of some squeaky clean, advertiser friendly person and I doubt you would. She, on the other hand does, so, when the mask slips, it's noteworthy. So, should you care? No. Should anyone care? Not necessarily. Can someone care? Yes. Is it soy to care? No. Provided you don't make it out to be the end of the world. Which no one in her chat (that I can tell from clips) was doing. They called her cookies overpriced. It's as simple as that. And they are. She's the one who blew it out of proportions despite the critique being legitimate. She could have just said: well, that's the price we put on them. And that would be that. Instead, she decided to be a big baby about it and, well, now she's in hot water with keyboard warriors. You reap what you sow.
@@RenegadeVile 1-it’s insanely soy. She’s not the first to ever do this and definitely won’t be the last. People are literally acting like she’s scamming her fans 2- i mean yeah i’m sure some losers on the internet would care about this, seen lots of them myself, i’m saying they should get their priorities straight instead of getting dramatic on the internet just because she called some guy a broke boy lol. I mean just go on the Dextero replies and tell me who’s the big baby.
@@Rabbit4564 1: "She's not the first and won't be the last" That is completely irrelevant. No one is the first to do anything, nor will they be the last, that does not absolve you of criticism. If anything, that just makes it worse. This is akin to "whataboutism" and is useless. 2: As I said in my original comment though, a lot of people are spinning the narative that the people complaining about the price were babies. They weren't. People now making this out to be the world's worst event this month are certainly babies, but that's a result of her reaction and that wasn't what was happening at first.
@@RenegadeVile idk what you’re talking about but soon as the cookies were news people were shitting themselves and making cookie analysis lol. the truth is that community is always over dramatic and it’s not the first time this happens. Saying she’s not the first to do it isn’t irreverent, it literally proves that people are being babies but don’t have that same energy for other creators and celebrities.
“When Zoomers eventually discover the history of rock ‘n’ roll and groupies…There’s gonna be so much music we can’t listen to” I know. Please shut up man! Bowie is in that group
In Bowie's case, iirc the groupie in question (Lori Mattix) previously said she lost her virginity to Jimmy Page before switching to Bowie. Not to mention the many inconsistencies within her retelling of the incident (for example, either she did it with Bowie alone or it was a threesome with another groupie who claimed it was just her and Bowie alone). Also, there were many photos of her with Jimmy Page, yet not a single one with David Bowie. At best, it's quite shaky, and at worst, it could just be made up.
19:29 i think the WHOLE THING started with her fans not liking how expensive it was, and SOME people jumped on that to make a drama out of it? With the whole "white labeling" thing, and all. But most of all, the whole drama is about how she lied and tried to manipulate her fans, and how she reacted afterwards. The lies weren't THAT bad, but also not that good, saying ehe worked for TWO or THREE years to prefect the cookies, when they're not that different to the original, and people found out that it wasn't even something that she, or the company took ANY time working on, it was something the company ALREADY HAD, they just added something to it and rebranded it, so saying that SHE worked on it for YEARS, is kinda bad. Also, saying that the SMALL amount of vitamin D in it would help her fans, and calling it "gamer cookies" with that VARY SMALL amount, is kinda stupid. Which are stuff that can be criticised, the price is MEH, it's OBVIOUSLY more expensive than the original, it's being sold through a CONTENT CREATOR, they want to first, cash on the name, so obviously it's gonna be more expensive. And secondly, they're gonna pay pokemane too, so obviously they're gonna make it a little nore expensive to account for that. I don't see much of a problem with that, and i agree that ANY criticism on the price is stupid and unwarranted.
hello kittens, if you would like to be groomed, please join the tbh patreon www.patreon.com/TBHPodcast
Was this Dolan or Colossal who wrote this?
No
Can't be, already older than 18 :(
im a miner
Should I join the patreon for 6 months or buy a singular bag of cookies
Tonights the night
Nights the tonight
What's happening tonight?
nerd moment
And it's gonna happen again and again. It has to happen.
In this night, it shall be so.
3 minutes in and Nerd is already describing sawing off a boy's legs. He is truly mentally stable foundation of this show
Without such input it just feels like something is missing, ya know?
@@kimorayn1733Speaking the truth!
Shoutout to Pyro for actually speaking this episode. So brave!
How brave
still s l o p
Such a brave little twink degenerate
Man said some of the dumbest shit ever during the PS5 discussion lol
also shoutout to nerd for not talking about crypto for the 500th time
Best thing Dream ever did was force these four to sit in the same podcast together
*three
@@carlholt2323*four
twice
one*
*none
Dream has kittens. We have Spider-Ham ❤
real
when will Pyrocynical dress up as fat Spiderman 💔
his groupchat is still safe
Hello and welcome fat fucks to another episode of To Be Honest: A show with a clown, a nerd, a duck, and a degenerate!
too busy jacking off to him@@KA-lj3wr
I actually spoke this episode btw
🤯
Unlucky
You have a voice! 😱
Try to avoid that next time
So guys, he did it.
****TIMESTAMPS****
36:02 - Colossal Ad Read
The single greatest comment
Based
That's what we like to see
I like to believe there are people only watching the ad read each episode.
@@jeltje50 that's why I'm here to provide
Slipknot calling their fans maggots is more endearing than Dream calling his fans kittens. It's so fake and intentional to make his fans parasocial and now look at where he's at
i mean who doesnt like being called a little maggot
@@LexisVoyageAlbino mindset
@@cumcumcum148Your mum calls me a maggot when she steps on me bois.
fan names were always kinda weird imo, i love bands like slipknot and insane clown posse but id cringe if anyone referred to me as a maggot or juggalo cuz of it
@@cumcumcum148 Masochist mindset
Colossal saying "I've groomed a horse before" is the hardest I've laughed at any podcast
LMAO THE REAL ZAPCHON??!?!
I've groomed Fat Pigs, Dogs, Slobs, and Disgusting Animals...
Relax, it was only Rosie O'Donnell
omg the grunt zappy man
Like bro how tf you even do that shit 💀😭
You can tell how repulsed and disgusted Colossal and Nerd were when Pyro told them how Dream calls his fans "kittens."
…is this a continuation of the joke that pyrocynical is pewdiepie and Dolan dark? Cause that’s a nice call back
I remember Lionmaker used to call his fans "cubs" and look how it turned out
@@obiwankenobi1784creepy AF
@@obiwankenobi1784 Send the men in black.
Is that what Pyro sounds like? I would have never guessed based on the last few episodes
It's funny how Pyro is talking a lot in this episode because he also had allegations and actually addressed them, while Dream is dodging them.
My guess is he usually talks when he has something to add or when he actually has a decent amount of knowledge of what went down, and what you said about
@@yoshidaaimi34 or when he has an obscure videogame referrence
That's one thing both Pyro and Kwite did. They debunked the allegations asap, meanwhile Dream is taking his sweet time seemingly using them to get attention even if it's negative
@@promethiadadidnt kwite take his time too?
@@JuanTorres-gl3tb It didn't take him over a year to finally sit down to make it. Kwite's video took a month cus he went through everything with fine toothed comb, not because he was too busy arguing with kids on twt
This episode is so rewatchable. I especially liked the off-topic parts where it feels like friends in a bar instead of talking about drama slop
Hey unironic comment here for once, genuinely love this podcast, the 4 of you have great chemistry and the topics are always interesting, one of the few podcasts I keep coming back to, keep em coming boys :)
Mid comment
almost forgot there were four
@@eyecandy76344 Tonights the night
Very rare genuine comment ❤
they bounce off each other really well
To Pyro's credit, when his drama happened he at least admitted it
He didn’t go around disproving everyone on Twitter, either. He made a video. Admitted to his cringe whilst debunking the worse stuff and that was that.
Pyro apology in a nutshell
- yes I'm a perverted furry
- no I'm not a pedophile
Dream should really take note rather than digging himself a deeper grave
@@hellphinrare thing nowadays
Pyro: yes I look at furry stuff, no I am not a pedophile
Dream: why would I be a pedophile? How am I a pedophile? Impossible. You must hate me. YOU monsters, I am not a pedophile, how am I a pedophile? How could I possibly...?
I mean..
Everyone who called him a pedo just hated him with 0 evidence to actually call him one lol.@@shinybreloom4027
Ironic that Pyro is calling Clown the old man, even though he’s the one telling a nothing train ride story that he insists is funny.
No fr. I love purple but that story went no where 😂
The bit that gets me with Dream is if you look back at his career, almost nothing he did that made him grow was HIM. 80% of the content in his videos is his friends, and he barely posted, barely streamed, etc.
On the DreamSMP - HIS INSANELY FAMOUS SERVER - He was barely ever on except for when it was important, and he was pumping himself up in a scripted event. Even in that initial PewDiePie seed video, I'm fairly sure he had a team of people working to find the seed, and IIRC he wasn't the one to find it.
His whole following essentially was amassed from the viral following and growth of everyone around him and a single viral video series (with several of those people in it) - tons of remains of SMPEarth, as well as other previous events that came before.
The only things Dream really did alone to get viral was cheat and get into controversies - the rest was largely other people. DSMP got big after people like Wilbur posted on it and started the shenanigans. Dream was not the driving force, he was the beneficiary, and from the sounds of it - behind the scenes he was an egotistical problem when it came to plotting stuff out.
Then like... what has he done of note since dsmp and manhunt? The mask song where he rushed and underpaid animators that didn't know how to animate in that style? He's just coasted since then and been a menace online. Zero real value or content, he's only relevant because of the simp/hate cycle that has developed around him.
@@XiaolongLIU-n1o it's not really criticism, it's observation, and it's largely true. Dream wasn't growing because he himself was driving everything, he was largely just kinda facilitating what other creators were already doing and getting mad on Twitter.
He grew through controversy mainly.
@@RyzardTHIS. He whined at Tommy saying he made him, no. Everyone around him made him. While I don't see much wrong with being unironically unoriginal in your work, or taking someone's else's idea and making it your own with your spin, he doesn't even do that and doubles down pretending he is. Like he does have skill, but his ego needs to be checked. Hell, he doesn't do any of the coding for his videos, he confirmed a long ways back he actually reached out to George because apparently George knows how to code and that's how they became friends. George almost didn't even reply to him either. Which is crazy to me. We could have been in a time line without the DSMP all because George never replied to Dream.
I'm glad we got to have DSMP ever exist, it has brought many good great memories and was a great brain itcher for while it lasted and even freshly after. But dream only owned it in name only and without Wilbur, who I may have my critiques on his earlier works as he really did set a lot of characterization for most of the popular cast aka he screwed over Tubbo big time, but seriously without Wilbur Dream SMP wouldn't be where it was today and may have never even been played on long term.
@@enderwalkgang oh absolutely. Without Wilbur and Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy, all the names people are aware of, DSMP would have been a tiny drop in the bucket that nobody heard about.
Dream also grew massively because of people like Jshlatt and Technoblade, and while you could argue they grew as well, they were both big beforehand and clearly more than pulled their weight in terms of the value they brought to the table.
You can tell based on all the other servers they interacted with, people like Shlatt end up carrying content everywhere they go. Meanwhile, I genuinely barely remember a single clip with dream in it (that wasn't Wilbur carrying a story moment, or a scene with a dozen people)
It's so strange to think about how he's relevant at the moment, because it's entirely Twitter drama. Aside from the face reveal, Dream hasn't really... Done much? In quite a while. He's just eternally relevant because of the ongoing war between stans and haters, and his refusal to stay out of controversy lmao
I don't even mean this as a critique, or "dream bad", it's just perplexing how long he's been relevant off of viral Minecraft challenges he did a couple years ago (the only real content he himself made - though of course his videos still had 3-4 other people carrying the dialogue.)
@@Ryzard yeah! This? This. He literally relied on others to tell his characters story for him because once lore started? He stopped streaming until he very very end. You HAD to watch someone else to get an idea of what his lore was because he himself refused to tell it. Hes nothing without other people's. Hell, he even relied on George, like his BEST best friend somewgater "bester" friend than Sapnap because George does all the coding for him for anything he does.
@@enderwalkgang fr, in hindsight he's lucky as hell, because he was more of a figurehead than anything active, just because he was the dude that was friends with the others and had the server named around him
Zoella's advent calendar being mentioned gave me whiplash
a different time
I was waiting for it to be mentioned when Colossal called the Pokimaine Cookie drama boring and pointless, I remembered that when he mentioned that.
@@RealElongatedMuskratYep it was.
man i hope pyro does his great commentary this week just like he did with azzyland’s episode!
LOOOOOL
Tsumugi
He was in that episode?
At this point Dream is digging his own grave
Nah he dug it a while ago hes already in his coffin
Yes indeed he is.
So glad to see Pyro titled this episode
So guys Dream did it
@@lol-hy4mkhe reached a quarter of a million kittens
Hearing Nerd to lose it when others are roasting Spider-Man was hilarious and so honest.
Pyrocynical did it.
He reached a quarter of a million subscribers
@@joshuavis2736 and still growing.
@@joshuavis2736no way, i have to jump off a bridge now
he did it
THE TROUGH HAS BEEN FILLED WITH SLOP!! REJOICE!!
THE PIGGIES THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED ONCE MORE!!
Honestly Pokimane is basically a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. As mentioned she never takes any criticism for the actual bad things shes done, always differing the anger till later. So if she does anything she gets all that anger even if she does something not even worth getting upset over
I saw Dream at a grocery store in Vegas a few months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Really?
@@Jynxxx5yeah it's been proven
@@Jynxxx5 was there. Kept calling her a "lost little kitten waiting for her shepherd to guide her into the light" it was pretty weird. Reminds me of that one time Pyro did a similar thing.
Dream has pencil sharpener iq
had the same thing happen to me but with pyro
So glad Pyro made it for this episode, he hasn't been on for a while so its nice hearing him say two sentences within the hour for once
Colossal, that was such a dad joke “groomed a horse”😭😭😭
1:50 Dolan said it perfectly. Actual future vision
using discord to solely post pictures of cats is the only moral way to use discord and not turn into a freak
Colossal is like your old dad that you have to explain everything to until he makes his own opinion
Pyro the type of guy to finally do it and hit 1 million subscribers
Finally he'll be on the map, he wont be such a small unknown creator.
he has never hit that milestone
That corpsehusbad bloke has acid reflux, he presented it as though it was a terminal illness which was hilarious, even claims it makes him use very obvious voice settings to emphasis his lower vocal tones in a voice he audibly strains to sound lower than his natural speaking voice just like Pyro used to lmao. Acid reflux being a common symptom of being out of shape. If he had severe GERD he would be belching and vomit-burping into the mic to the horror of the discord group calls like the rest of us with GERD 😂
The fact that he deliberately presents himself as an edgy sexual icon to his largely underage audience for profit is the bigger issue.
Ngl this was really a return to form to the podcast, i was actually laughing out loud during the "tonight's the night" part. Almost had to stop jogging to catch my breath.
Btw if anyone reading this is on the discord and/or has contact with fat spider man, just tell him that even if it is a joke, this sort of stuff can have an impact on us, and he doesnt have to keep doing this just for the sake of others entertainment.
I say and do what I please. If I get made fun of because of it, it had better be funny(which it was)
@@the_one_and_only_spider-man well, if you're completely fine with it, go all out pal
@@the_one_and_only_spider-mandude you're actually so incredibly based. Keep it up man 👍
I used to be apart of the dream fan base and can I say that fandom is toxic like no other fandom I’ve been in ever. especially the huge stan accounts like “mils” etc. they are truly insane in the head.
that animated "Dream-Kitten" is vile
Based Chleepy
@@strangerofthe2067 💖
59:06 I know it's a old episode and this is possibly late news, but a channel already does something like this named "poserz0." The channel was made specifically to shit on Critical's content slop, but it's still a seemingly great idea for Colossal to do in his much more creative style.
I'm gonna mathamatically prove something:
you can only buy Myna cookie bags in packs of 4, 8, and 12, but I'm going to work with one bag for now.
The net weight of one bag of Myna cookies is 114 g, $7 per bag ($28 per 4-pack)
you get 112 myna cookies across 4 bags, meaning you get 28 cookies per bag.
114 grams divided by 28 cookies = 4g. One cookie weighs 4 grams, and costs 25 cents.
That's 25 cents for 4 grams of cookie, which rounds down to 6 cents per gram.
Let's compare that to subway (UK):
Subway sells 45 gram cookies
They also sell them individually, but I can't find the price of one. Most people buy 3 anyway,
because they do a discount of 3 cookies for £1.50
that's 3x 45 gram(135g) cookies for £1.50
which equals 50 pence for 45g, or one pence per gram.
converted into USD, that rounds down to one cent per gram.
Per gram of cookie, Pokimane's cookies are 6x more expensive than subway cookies, which in the UK are considered some of the nicer cookies.
I love when pyro channeled his inner Hasan Abi to move the goalposts of the argument by saying "le water bad"
47:19 Spider pig. Spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.
So brave of pyro do to something this episode. Truly one of the podcasts of all time.
nice joke you must be a pyro fan
@@henkdachief car sex
@@henkdachief meh to creative for a pyro slop consumer might be a dolan dark slop devourer might be an ancient corpse from colossal too but i mean they are probably exctinct since the last time he uploaded.
@@henkdachief tonights the night
please have Spider Ham as a guest
This is so true
so true
So true very lucky
@@the_one_and_only_spider-mancrime fighter
Think it. Dream it. Do it.
Its not a 30% mark up, its 300%. And the scam issue is the fact shes claiming these cookies she added a little vitamin D to is a Health food snack that she designed herself when it is just white label cookies from Costco. If she just said they were poki brand cookies then it would be fine, but shes out here saying these are brand new special designed health food snacks.
this aged well
I don't think I have genuinely met a person that likes La Croix other than it is a cheap sparkling water.
Danny gonzalez 🗣🗣
People in young adult church groups love it. Makes them feel like they're drinking white claws
THE OLD 1-8 INTRO IS BACK! BEST PODCAST EVER!
No way are the 'haters' worse than the fans. I forgot the word they made up, but dream fans literally made up a slur not just for dream haters, but for anyone who isn't a fan lmao.
Lol never heard of it but let me know if you find out the "slur"
This has to have been the funniest episode yet. Between the train story and Spider-Man guy, this was an amazing episode
28:25 The “Unlucky” bit definitely belongs to Pyro now, he just works it better. Sorry Colossal, unlucky.
44:52 the single greatest moment of the whole episode
24 page google document dropped proving dream did it. Clown was right all along
Yes I saw that.
Learned absolutely nothing from pyros response. Doc is complete bullshit
this didn't age very well
@@fein-z9b Valid 😭😭
Gumball drilled him lol
33:35 Dolan: ok you should still kys
Pyro: yea fair point
Dream and dream stans are the one bug you cannot kill hard enough
Ofc Pyro would steal the whole “unlucky” bit from Colossal
Dolan defending Pyro only to have him do exactly what Dolan was saying he doesn't do might be the best thing ever.
I love how no one points out that the main criticism against myna was POKIMANE saying they hand crafted the formula which was obviously a blatant lie,she did scam people she said she made the product when she didnt the whole selling point was that they were "Pokimanes Cookies" not a rebranded cookie
Great to see you guys posting more recently. Even better to have nerd back for good.
i love how the conversation diverged into pyro's crazy spending, colossal sitting in the dementia ward arguing with the nurse about ps5 games, la croix sparkling water..
Can't wait to see what Pyro contributes to the podcast this time!
"Hahaha"
-Pyro
"He pulled out a newspaper, it was over"
Hearing Pyro get bullied relentlessly is retribution for him bullying all those children
The children bully him now
13:03 That’s my contribution. I took that pic.
Heres ur medal 🥇
The reason why a lot of haters are doubling down on dream is that they smell blood on the water. I think if someone was genuinely blameless, haters wouldnt have any ammunition against that that'll stick. The issue with dream is that he has proven himself to he absolutely deceptive. When he was outed for cheating on his speedrun, he essentially riled his followers knowing they'll start attacking the mods who investigated him, while insisting he never cheated on his speedrun, only to reveal 6 months later that he "accidentally" cheated, which proves the mods were right all along.
Yeah even if he's innocent of the serious allegations he's kinda hard to defend with how horrid his rep is
Tonights the night part fucking killed me. So many great moments in this one! My favorite episode so far. Keep them coming lads!
“What’s 17 more years can always start again make another kid.”
invincible reference???
4:40 XD lmaf colossals reading was perfect
Watched this on the pot. Good episode boys 👍🏼
Dreams face reveal reminded me of the old troll face meme
omG THANK YOU
Pyro called me a kitten once, I promise it happened
No way me too
"'He pulled out a newspaper, it was over'
Like what does that mean?"
😂😂
The furry inflation fart guy wasn't as quiet as he should have been this episode
Colossal is an icon for narrating dream's creepy ass tweets like that 😂
Scarce's face reveal is still the ultimate masterpiece of all face reveals.
Next episode has to be called “Dream didn’t do it.”
I think that one of the reasons that people are upset with pokimane over the cookies is that she is trying to present it as a small business that she is genuinely involved in and passionate about, when in reality this could be further from the truth. I took a look at the website for myna cookies and pokimane's face is plastered all over the place even being the first thing you see on the homepage, and to me it feels like they are really pushing the idea that this whole cookie thing is something that she is personally involved in. However this just isn't true. Pokimane is busy doing whatever she does and probably has little to no involvement with major business decisions. From an outside perspective it could very easily seem that the entire cookie business is just a cheap and easy cash grab.
*couldn't be further from the truth
I mean, I take issue with how the cookies were advertised and peddled as entirely unique when, at most, the ingredients list was _slightly modified_ at best.
That being said, how do you really expect someone to be ‘personally involved’ in a venture like this? Like, would it only be acceptable if she baked them herself, or worked the conveyor belt line that they likely sat on? Investing in something and making non-critical business decisions that you usually trust to more experienced individuals is pretty par for the course.
I can't believe pyro talked in this episode. Truly an unexpected plot twist.
This is totally off topic and completely inconsequential, my graphic designer brain screaming at me, but you should fix Colossal's spinning 3D head so that it doesn't have those spots on the bottom that glitch see-through, I can't stop looking at them... Anyway love you guys, good ep.
Same!
The spider-man guy, is a close friend. That's so unexpected
Who are you?
unlucky
unlucky
15:40 Pyro literally said this exact thing, word for word on a previous episode
which episode?
This entire podcast is like a nuclear reactor. Pyro, Colossal and Dolan are the U-235 fuel rods and Nerd is the single control rod preventing a meltdown
Personally, Dream should use evidence when he does the whole "this is fake and that is too." Prove them wrong in that moment with evidence and not just claiming. It's literally just "he said, she said" bullshit. And personally, this is why I stay off of Twitter! It's not even funny to see how people just tear others apart, but its always funny to see the outcome.
Tbf, the burden of proof always lies on the accuser, he's not obligated to prove anything
Then again this is the court of public opinion
So yea he should at least make the effort to clear up the air rather than crying on twitter and starting beef with gumball watterson and deflecting a lot of questions
He should stay off twitter and take a page off of Pyro's apology and put an end to it all with a straight forward video rather than stoking the flames
Except for the fact that he admitted to sending moaning videos to a 16 year old and called it "Revenge Porn".
How would he prove that?
@@samuelrichards5521 Screenshots, pulling forward people who can supply more evidence. Stuff like that.
@@tunasandwich8049 I agree, and you're not wrong. But in all fairness, if he wants the situation handled, he needs to actually put real evidence and provide enough to have it cleared.
the console literally generates heat 32:15
No Colossal is right at 31:50
A PS5 is worth more than a shirt. Pyro is just being a contrarian at this point.
Awesome to have Nerd and Pyro back! Was hilarious and felt just like the old episodes!
Dream is basically the Drake of the Minecraft Community
Difference is Drake a had a FEW good songs
"You guys are like a whole herd of horses and you are ALL SHIT." - Colossal to the TBH server, probably.
I feel like Dream is a young man who is trying to make up for his less than stellar and girlfriend-less highschool years. Relatable. But unhealthy.
4:58 It feels like (in classic Dream fashion.) He was trying to pull some "genius" move here. You know, inject and embrace the parasocial, inspire leagues of permanently and viciously loyal fans. When really, all it would do is remove the ability to claim no control over your fanbase. Then create just the single most cringe inducing memories for thousands of people when they finally grew up and stopped watching Dream.
Well said! - NC
that intro sequence music has no right to be as good as it is for a podcast like this, need to hear an entire song with that start-up
paying $5 a month just to get bullied infront of hundreds of thousands of people is hilarious
Oh *that's* where Nerd's "tonight's the night!" bit comes from.
Babe wake up. TBH just posted an episode
At first i thought the Dream face reveal was Shane Dawson at first lmao
Pyro's cope about buying stuff when he told the guy to list examples was amazing.
😂👏👏
on the next VPN sponsor reading, Colossal should try voicing it like a Gladiator. who, after having won his battle, gives a rousing speech to action. against the rulers who allow hosting these games.
The Pokimane thing might be pointless, but that doesn't take away you can call her out for having overpriced cookies, and her responding to that criticism by calling someone a broke boy is very telling of the kind of person she really is. That's what I take away from it. It's not a scam, no one is forced to buy them, but it's still overpriced garbage no matter what she says.
Who cares? Honestly if any of us were in her position and had to deal with boring soy criticism from thousands of people, we’d be saying way worse things than calling some rando in chat broke boy
@@Rabbit4564 Some people care. And they're well within their right to care. If she's publicly selling somethng, everyone can publicly say whatever they want about it. And if some people think it's overpriced trash, they can call it overpriced trash. It's not boring, it's not soy, it's just what it is: people calling her cookies overpriced.
It's also not about us, I, for example, wouldn't be putting up the façade of some squeaky clean, advertiser friendly person and I doubt you would. She, on the other hand does, so, when the mask slips, it's noteworthy.
So, should you care? No. Should anyone care? Not necessarily. Can someone care? Yes. Is it soy to care? No. Provided you don't make it out to be the end of the world. Which no one in her chat (that I can tell from clips) was doing. They called her cookies overpriced. It's as simple as that. And they are. She's the one who blew it out of proportions despite the critique being legitimate.
She could have just said: well, that's the price we put on them. And that would be that. Instead, she decided to be a big baby about it and, well, now she's in hot water with keyboard warriors. You reap what you sow.
@@RenegadeVile 1-it’s insanely soy. She’s not the first to ever do this and definitely won’t be the last. People are literally acting like she’s scamming her fans
2- i mean yeah i’m sure some losers on the internet would care about this, seen lots of them myself, i’m saying they should get their priorities straight instead of getting dramatic on the internet just because she called some guy a broke boy lol. I mean just go on the Dextero replies and tell me who’s the big baby.
@@Rabbit4564 1: "She's not the first and won't be the last" That is completely irrelevant. No one is the first to do anything, nor will they be the last, that does not absolve you of criticism. If anything, that just makes it worse. This is akin to "whataboutism" and is useless.
2: As I said in my original comment though, a lot of people are spinning the narative that the people complaining about the price were babies. They weren't. People now making this out to be the world's worst event this month are certainly babies, but that's a result of her reaction and that wasn't what was happening at first.
@@RenegadeVile idk what you’re talking about but soon as the cookies were news people were shitting themselves and making cookie analysis lol. the truth is that community is always over dramatic and it’s not the first time this happens.
Saying she’s not the first to do it isn’t irreverent, it literally proves that people are being babies but don’t have that same energy for other creators and celebrities.
“When Zoomers eventually discover the history of rock ‘n’ roll and groupies…There’s gonna be so much music we can’t listen to”
I know. Please shut up man! Bowie is in that group
In Bowie's case, iirc the groupie in question (Lori Mattix) previously said she lost her virginity to Jimmy Page before switching to Bowie. Not to mention the many inconsistencies within her retelling of the incident (for example, either she did it with Bowie alone or it was a threesome with another groupie who claimed it was just her and Bowie alone). Also, there were many photos of her with Jimmy Page, yet not a single one with David Bowie.
At best, it's quite shaky, and at worst, it could just be made up.
19:29 i think the WHOLE THING started with her fans not liking how expensive it was, and SOME people jumped on that to make a drama out of it? With the whole "white labeling" thing, and all.
But most of all, the whole drama is about how she lied and tried to manipulate her fans, and how she reacted afterwards.
The lies weren't THAT bad, but also not that good, saying ehe worked for TWO or THREE years to prefect the cookies, when they're not that different to the original, and people found out that it wasn't even something that she, or the company took ANY time working on, it was something the company ALREADY HAD, they just added something to it and rebranded it, so saying that SHE worked on it for YEARS, is kinda bad.
Also, saying that the SMALL amount of vitamin D in it would help her fans, and calling it "gamer cookies" with that VARY SMALL amount, is kinda stupid.
Which are stuff that can be criticised, the price is MEH, it's OBVIOUSLY more expensive than the original, it's being sold through a CONTENT CREATOR, they want to first, cash on the name, so obviously it's gonna be more expensive.
And secondly, they're gonna pay pokemane too, so obviously they're gonna make it a little nore expensive to account for that. I don't see much of a problem with that, and i agree that ANY criticism on the price is stupid and unwarranted.
holy shit that sponsor read was magnificent, i am enchanted and in awe