Huge Gaming Drama | TBH EP 12

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @tbhclips
    @tbhclips 2 года назад +1131

    Thanks again to Vessi! Use the promo code TBH for 15% off your entire order! Though i'm sure colossal already sold you on them

    • @Elaydzha
      @Elaydzha 2 года назад +49

      Ronaldo better

    • @Holy_Moly69
      @Holy_Moly69 2 года назад +122

      Ive ordered 85 pairs to match colossals age

    • @CoolaBoola
      @CoolaBoola 2 года назад +11

      No.

    • @skdl_
      @skdl_ 2 года назад +4

      shoe

    • @will_yellow
      @will_yellow 2 года назад +10

      Don't worry, I'll click on the link so you get money.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 2 года назад +1542

    We have to start bathing these video game characters

    • @Holy_Moly69
      @Holy_Moly69 2 года назад +91

      Your gonna have to start bathing colossal. He's getting to that age

    • @Koyle21
      @Koyle21 2 года назад

      there is no video

    • @conormoloney4986
      @conormoloney4986 2 года назад +10

      Games that have restaurantes and apartments without toilets annoy me, it's petty, I know. In Destiny 1 & 2 the games you travel across earth, space stations and derelict cities on mars and venus etc. and not one toilet! they eat, there are restaurantes there is even a robot that loves noodles and no one has ever pooped. I don't question the gun totting space wizards in the game just the lack of toilets, it irks me.

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 года назад

      look at my banner for lemonade !

    • @Waligug
      @Waligug 2 года назад +1

      You can do that in Red dead redemption 2

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 2 года назад +1748

    Huge Gaming Drama

    • @Moon22559
      @Moon22559 2 года назад +18

      huge gaming drama

    • @dbxrry
      @dbxrry 2 года назад +16

      Huge Gaming Drama

    • @akg054
      @akg054 2 года назад +14

      Huge Gaming Drama

    • @Holy_Moly69
      @Holy_Moly69 2 года назад +11

      huge gaming drama

    • @FeronFae
      @FeronFae 2 года назад +11

      Huge gaming drama

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical 2 года назад +2436

    How can the game suck if the ps5 has no games

    • @micha3l7
      @micha3l7 2 года назад +94

      thought this channel deactivated considering it hasn’t uploaded in months

    • @mangoman7346
      @mangoman7346 2 года назад +18

      How can it suck if it doesn’t exist?

    • @LN_P
      @LN_P 2 года назад +45

      @@micha3l7 Pyro is just a PS5 game

    • @Sintist
      @Sintist 2 года назад +22

      How can you create bad content if your channel has no content

    • @SammyBoyReal
      @SammyBoyReal 2 года назад +29

      @@micha3l7 He's waiting for a game to come out on the ps5 to make a review on it. Which will never happen so rip Pyrocynical channel rest in swag

  • @Holy_Moly69
    @Holy_Moly69 2 года назад +1527

    So proud of the new voice actors for this episode! After Pyro, nerd, clown and dolan left I wasn't sure if this new episode would be possible.

    • @craindrelescuillieres6629
      @craindrelescuillieres6629 2 года назад +22

      When you hear yourself on a recording

    • @xandbfkdbbf6599
      @xandbfkdbbf6599 2 года назад +21

      The miracles of modern technology are truly next level

    • @jravee5994
      @jravee5994 2 года назад

      HIS NAME IS DEGENERATE

    • @zanez7953
      @zanez7953 2 года назад +31

      The clown one actually sounds like Collosal, it's actually scary 😨

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 года назад +2

      look at my banner for lemonade !

  • @jack_5670
    @jack_5670 2 года назад +1450

    Listening to Oliver is like listening to your racist grandpa during Christmas dinner and wondering if he's reached the worst of it yet

    • @an_0_mal1ce6
      @an_0_mal1ce6 2 года назад +111

      “..and wondering if it’s reached the worst yet”
      I hate how true this is

    • @fidgetattack
      @fidgetattack 2 года назад +76

      He's getting there slowly with his accent age, wondering if the newgrounds humor will leave his rotting corpse

    • @eadlindobbs
      @eadlindobbs 2 года назад +77

      I had to audibly say "please make him stop" when he started doing an impression of the guy trying to sell him the soap 😅

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 2 года назад +1

      Of course people would be outraged and cry racism... Get that stick out of your asses.

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 2 года назад

      @@an_0_mal1ce6 if you equalise what Collosal said to slavery something's wrong with your head. My people have been treated far worse by the ottomans but I don't jump to get insulted at every turn. Also, I assume you're white, given the entitlement, so don't you get your tiny feels hurt for a fictional black character. Go get some real life problems to cry about.

  • @Jestar44
    @Jestar44 2 года назад +779

    Forspoken aCtually has better writing than you think!
    You see the bag of money going up flames is a strong metaphor for you wasting your money on this game and making you relate to the main character.

    • @TheCoolerVergil
      @TheCoolerVergil 2 года назад +12

      This comment needs more attention!

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 года назад

      look at my banner for lemonade !

    • @BilliamTorpedo
      @BilliamTorpedo 2 года назад +5

      @@weirdyoutubechannels I want piss

    • @weirdyoutubechannels
      @weirdyoutubechannels 2 года назад

      @@BilliamTorpedo so based

    • @mullittmustang256
      @mullittmustang256 2 года назад

      Lmao bruh if that ain’t the truth 💀💀 the game was so boring I literally started playing Battlefield Hardline, you know how bored a mf gotta be to boot up an 8 year old EA game (besides skate 3, absolutely based game)

  • @ZB3003
    @ZB3003 2 года назад +788

    Colossal criticising main characters hygiene is incredible

  • @bububu444
    @bububu444 2 года назад +395

    Finally, they let Pyrocynical title an episode

    • @theschnozzler
      @theschnozzler 2 года назад +5

      So true

    • @ulric8445
      @ulric8445 2 года назад +12

      I thought “UNLUCKY” was the first one he did

    • @bububu444
      @bububu444 2 года назад +4

      @@ulric8445 I might have done a miscalculation in my judgment

    • @senzmaki
      @senzmaki Год назад +2

      @@bububu444 Unlucky

  • @red_seamus8119
    @red_seamus8119 2 года назад +119

    Vessi knowing that Collosal would just read the ad verbatim and making it impossible to do so is a Chad move

  • @JustCobaltVA
    @JustCobaltVA 2 года назад +154

    Colossal saying the *The Groomer* to Pyro killed me

  • @tucosalamanca5818
    @tucosalamanca5818 2 года назад +227

    I really like Nerd City's rants and talks, they are super educational and are actually teaching me so much about interesting things I never really cared about before at all. Like the Black Rock one for example was excellent. Thanks guy

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 2 года назад +72

      Glad to hear that! Thank you for listening

    • @dogerio
      @dogerio 2 года назад +11

      Yeah, the 15 minute cities concept has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days, I'd love to see more of these in future episodes

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 2 года назад +11

      I came this discord for Pyro but unexpectedly, stayed because of Nerd. I should've known because of how he makes his videos but he always comes up the wisest.

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 2 года назад +22

      I appreciate it@@StrikeWarlock, that’s very kind of you. And thanks for coming by to help look after Pyro, it takes a village

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 2 года назад +12

      @@nerdcity or rather, a Zoo

  • @deepfriedfish
    @deepfriedfish 2 года назад +61

    I love how Clown puts his heart and soul into these ad reads :)

  • @TheBroTurps
    @TheBroTurps 2 года назад +68

    colossal getting angry about hygiene is just so good

  • @3u-n3ma_r1-c0
    @3u-n3ma_r1-c0 2 года назад +100

    forspoken has a few classic isekai tropes;
    1. parents are involved in the fantasy world; usually kings or queens
    2. starts out with legendary object and/or is somehow the magical exception to the norm
    3. death of mildly relevant character results in MC gaining motivation to kill the dark lord
    4. completely hops, and/or never even thinks about, the language barrier, with bullshit logic nobody explains
    5. kills off about 1 character the entire time, usually at the start
    6. set in not-rome medieval rome.
    7. protagonist (usually from modern day society) uses lots of cool hip slang like the kids do, and the world's natives dont understand
    its weird that forspoken wasn't a book. it'd probably be BETTER as a book.

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 2 года назад +26

      it'd be better as something of a AO3 or wattpad

    • @Fanrose2475
      @Fanrose2475 2 года назад +14

      Someone said had it been a kingdom hearts game it would have been more accepted. In fact, had it been just a normal run of the mill japanese Isekai it would be perfectly accepted. American gamers do not accept Isekai concepts well especially when it's marketed to be something else

    • @Metamorphical117
      @Metamorphical117 2 года назад +1

      @@delusion5867 Ouch, ngl there's shit there better than this game

    • @3u-n3ma_r1-c0
      @3u-n3ma_r1-c0 2 года назад +2

      @@Fanrose2475
      I haven't played kingdom hearts so take this with a grain of salt
      to be honest I doubt that, simply because the dialogue was so unbearable for a large amount of people, and the story wouldn't have felt like an anime (or even an anime game, tbh, but I've only played danganronpa.)
      the game was poorly received for a few, rather fundamental reasons; the pricetag, the dialogue, the cut scenes, and the fact it lacked any challenge.

    • @M1sf0urtune
      @M1sf0urtune 9 месяцев назад +1

      it would just be a worse version of fairy tale by stephen king

  • @cinnamonoa
    @cinnamonoa 2 года назад +45

    I love how scuffed the sponsored segment is, adds entertainment value.

  • @cattusfattus6369
    @cattusfattus6369 2 года назад +29

    I love nerds segments in these podcasts. Just manages to talk about something potentially revolutionary for a while before we return to another sponser readout and my brain disintegrates to mush

  • @moosecannibal8224
    @moosecannibal8224 2 года назад +88

    I only just realised there's only 12 episodes to this podcast, and that I have actually watched all 12 videos of it so far.
    This is a massive first for me, I normally hate podcasts vehemently.

  • @ricardiorickerts2910
    @ricardiorickerts2910 2 года назад +89

    Sounds like Colossal would appreciate the integrated showering mechanic in mgsV and the fact Quiet bathes constantly for 20 seconds straight in her cell at motherbase...it's not important why I know that

    • @TheMasterblah
      @TheMasterblah 2 года назад +24

      Doesn't she also help Snake shower? She seems like a hygiene expert

    • @irishempire9811
      @irishempire9811 2 года назад +10

      Mgs5 is Colossal's favorite game because of the shower mechanics

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Год назад +8

      ​@@irishempire9811 You can also shower in Red Dead 2 so that could also be up there

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 3 месяца назад

      ​@TheMasterblah You shower to reset your mental rank, and you get to shower with Quiet if you sit in a dumpster for like a day or two.

  • @fab1604
    @fab1604 Год назад +22

    "Don't let anyone shame you looking into things" is a GREAT concept to keep in mind, Nerd had a great point, we're in such a weird moment in history and the whole COVID/lockdowns/masks thing made this thing 500% worse, people were just picking sides like it was a football game, it's just sad and it keeps getting worse

  • @electr0cute170
    @electr0cute170 Год назад +6

    its honestly genius how in later TBH episodes they specifically did not add the bottom red bar in the thumbnail so that when you watch the video to the end you finish the outline

  • @kosmo5330
    @kosmo5330 2 года назад +14

    the bits where colossal reads ads are by far my favorite parts i am crying laughing

  • @TheMonstermandude
    @TheMonstermandude 2 года назад +54

    I actually like Colossal’s reading of the ads, I don’t skip them like I don’t skip Internet Historian’s ads

  • @patentedorganism1557
    @patentedorganism1557 2 года назад +163

    Apparently, the developers forgot that optimization is an important aspect of EVERY game

    • @nman551
      @nman551 2 года назад +6

      I mean it’s square are you surprised

    • @dockbrown8129
      @dockbrown8129 Год назад

      What game are they talking about

    • @ScholarofProspero
      @ScholarofProspero Год назад

      @@dockbrown8129Forspoken

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 Год назад

      look at yandere simulator for example

  • @HazelGolden-mw7wq
    @HazelGolden-mw7wq 10 месяцев назад +2

    Sounds like Colossal would appreciate the integrated showering mechanic in mgsV and the fact Quiet bathes constantly for 20 seconds straight in her cell at motherbase...it's not important why I know that

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal Год назад +5

    I accidentally found this podcast, didn't know it was a thing. I also didn't know that little factoid about Merlot sales, honestly I didn't know that anyone but my friend and I even remembered that Sideways and that line even existed! Nerd City out here analyzing all of this on a macro scale and the implications of these things while Pyro and Colossal are cracking jokes is amazing, I need more of this.

  • @allpaths4836
    @allpaths4836 2 года назад +10

    i never knew that dolan was such a sensitive little fella, very wholesome.

  • @bongschwee103
    @bongschwee103 2 года назад +3

    If this podcast ends abruptly need a nerd city podcast 100%. His insights are really interesting and definitely the highlight of the podcast so far

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 2 года назад +51

    Glad to see that Clown is taking his dementia medication more regularly these days, so uploads don’t take 4 decades anymore.

  • @MannoMars
    @MannoMars 2 года назад +10

    please let colossal do more sponsor spots I like to see what precisely the sponsor allows the content creator to say

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 2 года назад +14

    Colossals ad reads are way better than what vessi wants, makes me actually want to buy them

  • @Frostgiantbutsmall
    @Frostgiantbutsmall 2 года назад +15

    I'll never get tired of colossal's ad reads

  • @grum7140
    @grum7140 2 года назад +5

    This is easily your best podcast so far. Had me laughing a lot while also talking about some fascinating subjects

  • @candlelighter1588
    @candlelighter1588 2 года назад +44

    Colossal makes this a very different kind of podcast

    • @QueenBeeLola
      @QueenBeeLola 2 года назад +16

      a very uncomfortable one🗿

    • @Cyberfan2167
      @Cyberfan2167 Год назад +2

      @@QueenBeeLola if you think this is uncomfortable you haven't watched baited

  • @luv-lost
    @luv-lost 4 месяца назад

    I love that after all the episodes now Clown gives the best sponsor reads and everyone else just chats while he just flys off the handle.
    They are really good reads and he still does them the same way... and yall still chat the whole time hes doing the read lol

  • @burretploof
    @burretploof Год назад +9

    I can't tell if Colossal actually thinks that the not-showering thing is a valid criticism of the game lmao

  • @The2Ds.Gaming
    @The2Ds.Gaming Год назад +3

    I love how everyone just has a normal conversation while Colossal just screams his head off about Vessi.

  • @dusanstanisic7567
    @dusanstanisic7567 2 года назад +11

    "I don't play video games". Neither do I nerd, but I could watch pyro and co talk about games for 10 hours, especially bad games. To be fair I probably already do that sometimes with pyro at least. One of the funniest episodes so far, loved it.

  • @aussiebaka4588
    @aussiebaka4588 2 года назад +13

    That Vessi ad is killing me, I am wheezing~
    But goddammit you guys, will you make some content on your own channels please? Looking at you, Nerd! I bought your damn Nerd City poster and you haven't made a video since! It's a thing of beauty. But my wall is breaking my heart on a daily basis, reminding me of the bittersweet memory of a channel without a pulse...

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 2 года назад +9

      Thanks man. I am, I’ve just bit off more than I could chew for a couple videos. But I’m going to make some adjustments and release bigger projects in chapters from now on

  • @alicia-tb2gg
    @alicia-tb2gg 2 года назад +8

    Colossal is right.. Remember the Heavy Rain shower scenes? What happened to hygiene in gaming.. No wonder conventions smell like that, they've been failed

  • @_Stercore
    @_Stercore Год назад +2

    humans trying to avoid every way possible to use nuclear energy: "its going to boom us and that is very bad!!! 😱😱😱"

  • @casp3r_de_gh0st90
    @casp3r_de_gh0st90 2 года назад +5

    Lmao “pyro, you ever play prototype?” Pyro: *leafy era flashbacks*

  • @GskitzIndustries
    @GskitzIndustries 2 года назад +10

    Currently living in Oxford. A lot of the conversation is purely on travel, trying to reduce car emissions by encouraging a closer network of wants and needs. Oxford as a city is very anti-car, with the high street only having buses and taxis on it. We all received these anti-15 minute city pamphlets through our doors but all the concerns were vastly irrelevant to what Nerd City was concerned about. It was terrible. All the opposition was like: "Oh no, it's gonna take ages to take your kids to the park, wasting valuable time and you'll end up not even bothering and your kids will be soooo upset". Like what? Is that all you've got? I think this is telling that either this pamphlet was just so ignorant, or that Nerd's issues with the system aren't actually where the idea of 15 minute cities is heading, focusing less on segregated city areas and more on encouraging less car use. Either way, being a student who walks everywhere in the city to get to shops, lectures, pubs, nightclubs etc, it doesn't really affect me so maybe my understanding of it isn't at all in the right ballpark...

  • @eugenekrabs6400
    @eugenekrabs6400 2 года назад +4

    Never thought the ad read would be the highlight. Thank you Vessi.

  • @zombieclone98
    @zombieclone98 2 года назад +9

    colossal having inspiration for a video, even if it's a second channel one is hype, that boi hasn't uploaded on his main in 4 years

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 2 года назад +1

      It's been 4 fkn years?

  • @cash4gold697
    @cash4gold697 2 года назад +10

    As a European I'm all for liveable cities, where I live it's very easy to get around the city without a car but this idea of giving fines to people for leaving your area is the stupidest thing I've heard in years. And this whole notion of reducing emissions is dwarfed by the emissions of industry. It's always companies trying to draw attention away from themselves and onto the people for causing climate change

  • @pocketproductions7206
    @pocketproductions7206 Год назад +1

    I’ve never been more sold on an advert before than when colossal does it

  • @cryothesouldragon
    @cryothesouldragon 2 года назад +2

    "Last of us best video game adaptation" Cyberpunk Edgerunners: Am I a joke to you?

  • @He11Jumper
    @He11Jumper 2 года назад +2

    I love Colossal's ad voice, please always do ad reads this way

  • @jadebeast100
    @jadebeast100 2 года назад +24

    Colossal breaking down barriers in the Ad-Read world. 😂

  • @personguy5234
    @personguy5234 2 года назад +3

    Thanks for that amazing Vessi add just a few minutes after I was recovering from a mental breakdown where I realised no matter what I did it usually just amounted to nothing and that I always felt just as insecure and non proud of myself as I always have

    • @TBHpodcast
      @TBHpodcast  2 года назад +7

      That’s the exact demo they asked us to reach. Life starts over in a good pair of new shoes

    • @Bloxenbie
      @Bloxenbie 2 года назад +2

      @@TBHpodcast please let colossal do all of the promos. nerd city is not convincing

  • @HardikMeel
    @HardikMeel 2 года назад +64

    Everything pyro related starts with "huge" for some reason.

    • @ivelinata
      @ivelinata 2 года назад +18

      I wonder why...

    • @5Puff
      @5Puff 2 года назад +2

      Coincidence? I think NOT

  • @ozoraidani
    @ozoraidani Год назад +3

    The whole 15 minute city concept is misunderstood here, it's about not needing a car to get from a suburb where there's literally nothing, no stores, no entertainment, only housing without even a fucking bus stop because it's highly inefficient, to anywhere, it's very inefficient american suburbs that are the worst offenders in this case, but it's not only americans that need changing. AdamSomething has a few videos about it where he explains the concept in more detail and with much better clarity than I could here.

  • @druantiea
    @druantiea 2 года назад +42

    Another solid ad read. They keep me coming back for more. XD

    • @aussiebaka4588
      @aussiebaka4588 2 года назад +6

      Honestly I've never remembered a single RUclips video ad read until the entire copy was yelled into my ears for several minutes, it's super effective! I'll never forget the name Vessi again!

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 2 года назад

      I wonder if anyone buys that stuff

    • @druantiea
      @druantiea 2 года назад +1

      Every ad read has made me die laughing so far. He sells it SO well. I feel it in my soul.

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 2 года назад

      @@MyaB1986 I wonder how many people buy ANYTHING from sponsored ad reads on yt. I know I never have

    • @shunsuikyoraku5428
      @shunsuikyoraku5428 Год назад

      @@ThePhantom4516 they must, or RUclips wouldn't even exist this long

  • @Jakersby
    @Jakersby 2 года назад +17

    Colossal’s ad reads make me want to buy these products more than any other ad I’ve ever seen on this site

  • @cerulity32k
    @cerulity32k Год назад +2

    1:15 That seems like a really easy thing to fix. That's literally the first thing you do when writing draw code for OpenGL. That's like compiling a program like Hello World (which usually doesn't take a lot of time) but on _every single frame._ Compiling is not resource cheap.

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru 2 месяца назад

      29:22

  • @Oblivion9873
    @Oblivion9873 Год назад +1

    the guys not knowing who brianna wu is one of the rare moments of innocence I've seen from this group

  • @crunchysnok150
    @crunchysnok150 2 года назад +2

    LMAO colossal doesn't leave his house because he'll get kidnapped when he walks outside 🤣

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 2 года назад +1

      Dude literally talking about how he eats all meals in restaurants

  • @dariodolmagic2180
    @dariodolmagic2180 Год назад +4

    8:08 british man imitating british accent fr

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru 2 месяца назад

      There’s a huge difference between the different regions in england

  • @mannyheffley4599
    @mannyheffley4599 2 года назад +15

    Ehy do people hate colossals ad reading? They’re literally the best part

  • @azi.astra.x71
    @azi.astra.x71 2 года назад +102

    I can't believe Pyro would cause so much drama

  • @kefan6635
    @kefan6635 2 года назад +3

    never let anyone but colossal do the sponsor ever again please

  • @tomgibbs4552
    @tomgibbs4552 Год назад +4

    Love this podcast and the chemistry between all 4 hosts

  • @justmoneeeka
    @justmoneeeka 2 года назад +3

    Clown's ad reads are the reason I have not missed a single episode

  • @asecondary5082
    @asecondary5082 2 года назад +1

    I'm glad Colossal also fell alseep watching Pyro play... I watched the whole stream... Except I also fell asleep at some point and woke up for the last hour. The nap was the best part of me experiencing that game.

  • @lexikz2404
    @lexikz2404 2 года назад +19

    Comparatively HiFi Rush is absolutely killing it rn. I really hope it gets the recognition that it deserves.

  • @nineflames12
    @nineflames12 2 года назад +2

    The bar for game adaptations is stuck in the basement for the most part but Arcane was truly phenomenal and steps all over Last of Us.

  • @keenanmcateer8253
    @keenanmcateer8253 Год назад +3

    these are the only ad reads that i listen to

  • @Eddietheteddie
    @Eddietheteddie 2 года назад +4

    Vessi , if you are watching this, please know that collosal is great for your brand, I always skip ads but not when it's collosal. Keep giving them money. Manscaped you need to get collosal back on your marketing job. I just skipped your ad lol

  • @blazecat7906
    @blazecat7906 2 года назад +2

    Everytime Clown reads an ad I think he's having a stroke.

  • @arman5
    @arman5 2 года назад +9

    you guys should add time stamps for topics

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 2 года назад +7

    It was around 19:20 where I finally broke and started nervous laughing and turning my volume down. You'd think I would know by now how Colossal is LMAO

    • @an_0_mal1ce6
      @an_0_mal1ce6 2 года назад +2

      It is hard to watch this podcast sometimes lol

  • @novectus9933
    @novectus9933 2 года назад +20

    This WEF district shit sounds like the precursor to having Hunger Games

  • @elcringe3030
    @elcringe3030 2 года назад +3

    next ad read all 4 of them should do it together like an acapella band

  • @christophernoneya4635
    @christophernoneya4635 2 года назад +3

    The biggest downside to car focused cities is just how much space we dedicate to it. We build massive multilane roads, sure... but just how much space do we dedicate to parking as well. The big benefit behind enabling people to shop within walking/transit distance is that then you can reduce parking areas freeing up space to be used for more buildings. Someone did the math, I think it was strongtowns, but if you take a Walmart and its parking lot and convert that to a block of housing with some supermarkets and small local shops you can not only serve more people than that walmart but you can also house hundreds of people in the same space.
    But if we're focusing on space, suburbs are the main cause. People live away from their work and their shopping which means they have no choice to drive which means we need giant block stores and parking lots to serve them, Surburbia was really big in the post war which coincided with the construction boom that established the cities we know today. Its also expensive AF to maintain, the infrastructure required for a 1 family home costs more than the city will make from them in property tax and licenses. Having half your property be lawn (average bylaw in suburbs) means the town needs to pay for double the infrastructure, you cannot expand your home if your family should grow, and contributes to the housing crises because cities cannot legally be more dense, only more wide. Its bad for the home owner, the renter, the city, and nature.
    Why do we do this? Its literally illegal in the US and Canada to do much else, zoning laws are often used to make pretty cities, not livable ones. The people making the zoning laws are overwhelmingly people who don't need to consider how convenient and cheap shopping is (young or broke people don't attend municipal meetings which they really should, your city has more impact on your life than your country, often enough!).

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 2 года назад +6

      tl;dr instead of targeting individuals to combat the inaccessibility of cities, you need to target infrastructure, laws, and construction. You shouldn't be punishing individuals because this isn't an individual problem, its a problem of statistics that is the city's job to change... not the average driver

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 2 года назад +4

      @@christophernoneya4635 great point

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 2 года назад

      Americans using their shitshow cities to justify our European cities getting turned into oppressive hellholes because our politicians got give some cool envelopes of cash from these dudes in Austria.
      Car free cities can only be voluntary if you want anything but the government fining poor people for commuting

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 2 года назад +1

      @@nxxynx5039 i think "car free" especially in america is an unreasonable goal, but i think "cars optional" should be the goal. More often than not it feels hostile to walk anywhere. No protection from the elements (say trees providing shade, rain, and wind cover for example) on the sidewalk, few crosswalks and inconvenient/terrifying places to cross as intersections, long distances from where you start and the nearest service you need, few busroutes resulting in long walks to catch a bus to another long walk, etc.
      I dont think we should be punishing car ownership like buffalo tried, but i do think we should try to make life easier for those who dont have a car. I think if you made it easier to live without a car in big cities less people would waste money on a car they dont want and it would remove traffic for those who want to drive

  • @BIGBOYGAMING03
    @BIGBOYGAMING03 2 года назад +19

    Colossus really is the old grandpa/uncle in the group since he definitely loves to emphasize how dirty or crusty a black person looked like to him. And him doing the ebonics voice too 😭

  • @noireanimations
    @noireanimations 2 года назад +1

    Colossal - "Pyro's stream"
    Subtitles - "Pirate Street"

  • @foshyurgason
    @foshyurgason 2 года назад +2

    First episode I watched of this podcast. I didn't expect to watch the entire thing but it was much more entertaining than I thought

  • @DIETYDIE
    @DIETYDIE 2 года назад +4

    The sponsor parts in this podcast are legendary 🙌

  • @ManleyReviews
    @ManleyReviews 2 года назад +11

    "The Yard" but problematic

  • @xandbfkdbbf6599
    @xandbfkdbbf6599 2 года назад +41

    I love how miserable nerd city is in this episode, really adds value

  • @smallebige
    @smallebige 2 года назад +25

    Clown “generic black woman from New York”
    Literally this is so accurate

  • @zoidsenberg1840
    @zoidsenberg1840 2 года назад +23

    My favorite parts are always the topics nerd brings up it’s nice hearing about something that he seems to have looked into. Also how tf do some people not like the colossal ad reads that’s blasphemous

    • @TheSynthPunk
      @TheSynthPunk 2 года назад +2

      I guess the bit might have worn out for some people, I still enjoy them though. I hope the sponsors will catch on to Oliver reading the ads verbatim and start preparing insane scripts for TBH

  • @uhhwhat5911
    @uhhwhat5911 2 года назад +6

    No reference to red dead horse testicles

  • @LelandHasGames
    @LelandHasGames 2 года назад +2

    I like how they just keep talking over him while he really gets into the ad.

  • @bioshockcu
    @bioshockcu 2 года назад +5

    Oh man if you wont get cancelled by this episode thats a fucking achivement

  • @FallingOutTheSky
    @FallingOutTheSky 2 года назад +4

    Colossal does the ad reads like Lord Farquad

  • @mlgswagmaster8913
    @mlgswagmaster8913 2 года назад +6

    17:09
    19:50
    31:35
    My fav Clown moment

  • @Crunjer
    @Crunjer Год назад

    I love when the main character was fighting the final boss and said "You are Forspoken" and Forspokens all over the place

  • @chief_mourner
    @chief_mourner 2 года назад +15

    18:59 lmao i dont think ive ever heard Nerd laugh like that

  • @Aussiemandiass
    @Aussiemandiass Год назад +1

    colossal is just the judge from blood meridian

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru 2 месяца назад

      Aussiemandias?
      Anaylse this rq
      Aussie = Australian
      Mandias = Ruler of
      ruler of Australians?
      Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
      Nothing beside remains
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

  • @nolanlemmon8180
    @nolanlemmon8180 2 года назад +11

    32:31 Colossal is Crazy try not to get TBH almost cancelled again challenge (impossible)

  • @Stv101streamer
    @Stv101streamer Год назад +3

    God, the chaos of the ad read, I don’t even know what the fuck is being sold but I still want one XD

  • @IcerCheck
    @IcerCheck Год назад +1

    Great job at titling this episode Pyro!

  • @viscerator68
    @viscerator68 Год назад +4

    That was the best ad ever i didnt even skip it

  • @walterblanco5046
    @walterblanco5046 2 года назад +2

    I cant believe that Nerd commited to being addicted to videogames in this episode, i feel betrayed

  • @wellhellogoodbye
    @wellhellogoodbye 2 года назад +2

    i cant believe the sponsors are letting colossal get away with these reads.

  • @whiskeyandchoke
    @whiskeyandchoke 2 года назад +22

    the section on urbanism was interesting but its important to note that 15-minute cities are focused on regulating car use, in cities, not just generally travelling between areas.
    also any actual urbanist hates the idea of the line, its just a ridiculous vanity project

    • @TheSynthPunk
      @TheSynthPunk 2 года назад

      I mean, any urbanist starter pack is highway le bad, train le good, Dubai is cringe and fuck Elon Musk

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 2 года назад +4

      Regulating car use through governmental financial oppression just means us poors are restricted to zones. We have trial versions here in Europe and they are dramatically unpopular amongst the working class.

    • @whiskeyandchoke
      @whiskeyandchoke Год назад +3

      @@nxxynx5039 the UK has them too and are popular, actually. they arent supposed to do what you suggest at all. however, they ARE supposed to be introduced with adequate public transport connecting other areas, so id rather see places like frankfurt, barcelona, london or paris do it first with their extensive metros.
      stopping cars moving around cities unregulated neatly solves a lot of our cities’ problems, mostly because they are caused by cars nowadays

    • @l-e-v-117
      @l-e-v-117 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@whiskeyandchokebased

  • @DopamineRe
    @DopamineRe 2 года назад +1

    Colossal ads are the only ads I don't skip

  • @spegwettie9053
    @spegwettie9053 2 года назад +3

    Hearing them talk about TLOU being the best show based off of a video game hurts the soul. I guess everyone forgot that Arcane exists, or that these guys didn't watch it.

    • @DolanDarker
      @DolanDarker 2 года назад +4

      I mentioned Arcane and Edgerunners as other good adaptions but it didn't make the cut for whatever reason

    • @spegwettie9053
      @spegwettie9053 2 года назад

      @@DolanDarker Makes sense, I forgot that these are cut down. Just found it interesting.

    • @bfgfanatic1747
      @bfgfanatic1747 2 года назад +1

      Imagine caring about a Riot property lol.

    • @somo4227
      @somo4227 Год назад

      ​@@bfgfanatic1747don't care
      arcane is good
      same for LOR