Surely the new borderlands game wont be written like another garbage teenage fanfiction right out of mr pitchfords diary (huffs dangerously high levels of copium)
istg it better have a half decent story bc tbh the trailer looked pretty cool just hoping its either like borderlands 2 and actually kinda funny at points or decides to take a more serious approach to the series
i lashed out in anger when he didnt recognize age of mithology, like your entire carrer is based on videogames and you have no fuckin idea what you are looking at, amazes me, just about any idiot could do what he does but better
true, thats when i knew he didn't know about that series since the only games being released every year are like 2K games, and thats because most of the stuff are pretty much the same with only an updated roster and maybe a new mode, adding a whole around 40 hours of stuff each year.. for 60-90€, so its easier to make.
its literally 10$ this year to play through the entire campaign and a month of multiplayer and zombies. treyarch have never had a bad campaign and 10$ is a great price.
@@tedtheodore5715getting in iron bear as moze in the very beginning felt absolutely awesome before I realized my seasoned borderlands bud made a build and killed everything like 15 times faster than I could kill one badass with iron bears ENTIRE duration
19:44 Surprised Pyro didn't mention how the Dragon Ball thing says "6 Characters Early Unlock" but it's really just 3 different hair variants of only 2 characters.
Pyro: Theres no game Also pyro: They release like a million persona games a year. On top of that, they dont? LMAO I love him a tonne but its either, nothing = no game, something = too much game.
I hate how they did Batman. We got 2 atrocities of games, 1 of them claiming to be a sequel to Arkham, completely fucked it up. And now they finally make a true sequel and not only make it vr, BUT EXCLUSIVE TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE HEADSET THAT HARDLY ANYONE OWNS. Meaning a whole 50 people are gonna play it, and then theyre gonna say “well I guess Batman games aren’t popular anymore” and kill the whole franchise. I feel like we’ve officially entered the 2nd death of the gaming industry
55:57 i like how he goes on to say how "yeah uhh lets get police woman in skin tight latex, surely nobody will find that arousing" and she immediately turns to look at the camera. yes, (you) will find it that
2:30 "Where players question everything, and trust no-one" that's literally just video games beyond 2014 lol. The industry doesn't deserve it's patrons.
The problem with COD is that they have to keep inovating every year, or no one will buy the game. However, personally, every game after the MW remaster is fundamentally the exact same but with a new esthetic. Not only that, but BO2, BO3, Advanced Warfare, and Infinite Warfare are set in the future and didn't have that advanced equipment, but they have it in the 90's. A controlable throwing knife that explodes, wtf.
I think Dying Light: The Beast takes place after the DLC, The Following, as it has Kyle looking half infected and if you choose to kill the Mother, Kyle escapes and arrives outside to find out he has turned into a Monster, so maybe the game will show how maybe the Government got hold of him, found a way to surpress his infected side and give him the abilities of the Volital but keeping his Humanity, but at the cost of Kyle being tortured for 15 years, probably why he looks older. Also, is it me or does it look less like a Sweet Baby game, because I know Dying Light 2 had Sweet Baby's hand in it and explains why I found it mid compared to the first game, but The Beast looks way better and more of a true successor to Dying Light
the fact that they brought Crane back makes me think this is a response to the OG’s fanbases reactions with Stay Human. they said it’s “tightly designed/developed” so i’m assuming either back to OG map or a smaller new map for a 8 or 9 hour linear story, maybe even shorter? it’s not a numbered game and they’re calling it a “standalone adventure”, they have a new IP they are working on at the moment so it adds up to me, as long as it’s fun and not full priced i’ll be happy
@@apotsmokinjedi techland have said that its an 18 hour experience, and they compared it to dying light 1 but more compact its also a new map. and takes place after dying light 2
Am I insane or was dying light 2 just straight boring compared to 1? We kept on doing side quests and main quests and they just kept throwing random names and characters at us that we didn’t give a flying FOOOOOOK about. And then the final mission was based on their original gameplay/story trailer, it just felt completely hollow.
They had that borderlands 4 trailer in their back pocket in case the movie bombed guaranteed
I bet it'll be boring as hell
To be fair Borderlands 3 didnt have the best story but the dlcs and gameplay were pretty damn good imo@lastpringle8904
@@ACE360x I never played the DLCs. If the base game's story isn't interesting, I won't touch the DLC
@@lastpringle8904 who the hell plays borderlands for the story? Sure 2 had a great one and its always a bonus but its a game about a billion guns bruh
Complete opposite, they expected the movie to get over and capitalise on the hype... it didn't work.
Surely the new borderlands game wont be written like another garbage teenage fanfiction right out of mr pitchfords diary (huffs dangerously high levels of copium)
Civvie11 is gonna explode smh
istg it better have a half decent story bc tbh the trailer looked pretty cool just hoping its either like borderlands 2 and actually kinda funny at points or decides to take a more serious approach to the series
@@fluffthesergal7640 based civvie enjoyer
Ngl I actually enjoy the corny writing
@@fendviyo I think borderlands 2 corny writing is funny but 90% of the stuff in bl3 just misses
If you ever want to know how much Pyro knows about what he's talking about: if he says "they release a game every year" he has no fucking idea.
Legit, especially with Persona
i lashed out in anger when he didnt recognize age of mithology, like your entire carrer is based on videogames and you have no fuckin idea what you are looking at, amazes me, just about any idiot could do what he does but better
true, thats when i knew he didn't know about that series since the only games being released every year are like 2K games, and thats because most of the stuff are pretty much the same with only an updated roster and maybe a new mode, adding a whole around 40 hours of stuff each year.. for 60-90€, so its easier to make.
@@sharpenedsphere8345garbage series
@@sharpenedsphere8345 sollux pfp holy based
the fact that there are still people being unironically hyped everytime cod announces a new game is crazy
Not a single good cod game since they fumbled bo4
@@Mr.Raccd-.--..-.-..--.--.-. Idk i gave up after ghosts
its literally 10$ this year to play through the entire campaign and a month of multiplayer and zombies. treyarch have never had a bad campaign and 10$ is a great price.
@@Mr.Raccd-.--..-.-..--.--.-. MW19 WAS OK, AFTER THAT JUST INFINITE COD SLOP
yearly cod activision was better than current activision
The No Games Situation is insane.
original title: There Are No Games
I was here
The game situation drama is insanely huge
@@Aleyck I was also here
Was
still
14:30 no one clapping killed me ☠️☠️☠️
Beside clapping there wasn't even a laugh
THE NO GAMESCOM
AAAAAAGH AAAAH AAAAAAHHH AAAAH
"There Are No Games" dying light the beast:
i think no more room in hell 2 and arc raiders will be really good as well
They have 1 game then
So guys, we did it
@@icedgrapes I am so insanely hype for NMRIH2 you dont even know
The return of Kyle crane apparently which is really fucking exciting
14:23 They wrote and allowed this
And everyone was dead silent, too😂
There’s no hairline
The projection situation is insane
"they release 20 persona games a year" fuck man i WISH they did
Imagine 20 50+ hr quality games being released a year, actual dream.
whos gonna tell pyro
@@MechFunghigh quality persona games? Erm kinda wrong on that
@@Jose_Doe GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH
pyro hating on borderlands despite obviously playing the first game for like 2 minutes says a lot
What did you expect he likes indie game slop
Borderlands 3 was total ass tbh
@@tedtheodore5715 the gunplay and buildmaking was insane but the story and map layouts were so ass I stopped playing before I finished it
@@tedtheodore5715getting in iron bear as moze in the very beginning felt absolutely awesome before I realized my seasoned borderlands bud made a build and killed everything like 15 times faster than I could kill one badass with iron bears ENTIRE duration
pyro being ignorant doesn't make that slop good lmao
Pyro when’s there’s no games with ps1 horror indie slop 😡
Pyro when said slop game has hidden degenerate content in it 🥰
Pyro seriously needs to get into more genres that isn't an obscure horror game.
53:33 Your stick's not even touching the ground man
SCOTLAND 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I love how they used 'This is what space feels like' by JVKE for the starfield REV-8 trailer to try and get more engagement
In dune , shields attract worms, they use guns when they're in worm areas where the shields can't be used.
👍
worth watching the whole thing just to see goat sim remastered
the trailer was hella funny, but gameplay wise is still as boring
@@deftnnn4423? They're adding edging to goat sim 🔥🔥
@deftnnn4423 truly like goat sim is worth about 10 minutes of shits and gigs, that's about it unfortunately.
I know for a fact pyro would play monster hunter if the monsters were all fat
There's a mod for World that adds monster d*cks, I'm pretty sure Pyro would install that at breakneck speed
There are fat monsters in monster hunter
there should be a monster, whose attack it is to inflate itself and jump on you. Then he would play it
this game is likely to have a fat ape who farts on you. yes this is a real thing.
@@DorHati Zamtrios from Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, possibly Great Jagras from Monster Hunter World
54:42 pyro being watching a late part of the stream while people can see stuff before him
I love how once Pyrocynical caught onto everyone posting original title comments he stopped changing the titles 💀
1:14:48 Thats how much we care about your opinion
"i cant keep up with persona theres like 50 games a year"
there're only 5 games for 28 years😭
17:40 Half-Life 3
The no Bioshock situation is insane
Bioshock my beloved
Did bro jus say theirs no cars in dying light...someone get him the following
1:14:45 absolute gold (comedy)
At least theres infinite bacon
Bro owns like 6 shirts lmao
Pyro when AAA game:
So guys we did it
The silence in the audience is so loud
Most VR games these days have a 'desktop mode' if you don't want to or can't actually play VR, so I'd be surprised if Arkham Shadows didn't.
I have seen very few VR Games in general with a desktop mode, also it will be a Quest 3 exclusive so Desktop mode just isn't happening
"There Are No Games" truly
Original title: there are SOME games
You don't like dragon ball because there's no fat characters fighting mr.pyro...
There's Majin Buu
I mean there's Ribrianne, Fat Buu, Android 13, and Dodoria (i missed a few) he can get his high if we show him all them
@@sora.7973 Since when was Android 13 fat?
@@durandol Wasn't 13 the fat clown thing? or was that 14.
@@sora.7973 You're thinking of 19
19:44 Surprised Pyro didn't mention how the Dragon Ball thing says "6 Characters Early Unlock" but it's really just 3 different hair variants of only 2 characters.
29:42
wow they have the lankybox character
peters back at it again
The gameless situation is insane
Pyro:
Theres no game
Also pyro:
They release like a million persona games a year.
On top of that, they dont? LMAO
I love him a tonne but its either, nothing = no game, something = too much game.
I've never even played persona but that was just weird LMAO
The statement remains true: No games
Cod is just army recruitment drive: the game
Gluten tag
Pyro you reminded me to buy armored core..
I don't get why they never have actually have gamers play the game for the trailer
I'm pretty sure we used too in the early days of E3
They choose unlimited bacon smh 😭
19:27 was expecting pyro to say the shouty shouty anime instead of dragon ball
Shame Pyro doesn't care for Dragon Ball. He would love Cell's self-destruct form
first real game at 15:38
Him skipping Secret Level is vile, shame on you mr.Pyrofemboy...
Not a game
@@Rubyduckshovelbanger though
>game showcase video
>skips tv show trailer
>"vile"
@@ender1570_ It's out?
@@Rubyduckshovel nah but it looks like a banger, it’s out December 10
Wraps it up at 1:21:46
thanks for letting us know
No way bro skipped on monument valley
Infinity Nikki has such good game play and none was shown
Space Marine 2 is going to be a game, I swear to god pyro
I hate how they did Batman. We got 2 atrocities of games, 1 of them claiming to be a sequel to Arkham, completely fucked it up. And now they finally make a true sequel and not only make it vr, BUT EXCLUSIVE TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE HEADSET THAT HARDLY ANYONE OWNS. Meaning a whole 50 people are gonna play it, and then theyre gonna say “well I guess Batman games aren’t popular anymore” and kill the whole franchise. I feel like we’ve officially entered the 2nd death of the gaming industry
I'm theorizing jack is back in BL4
there was the Dying Light: The Beast announcement
14:55 PERSONA MENTIONED ‼‼ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAVING A LIFE 🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼🔊🔊🔊
Arc raiders im most excited for
They must have not wanted the bacon
My favorite no games was when the no games said “no games” and no games all over the no games
55:57 i like how he goes on to say how "yeah uhh lets get police woman in skin tight latex, surely nobody will find that arousing" and she immediately turns to look at the camera. yes, (you) will find it that
Bro stalker need more time for the game because their country got invaded
There's a little trolling going on
there is no main channel video
Will PS5 run out its life cycle without any games? Lmfao
I am so Ready for the Darkwood Video. i am 2 weeks absent from work cause of Surgery. I will watch it in one Day
2:30 "Where players question everything, and trust no-one" that's literally just video games beyond 2014 lol. The industry doesn't deserve it's patrons.
There are like 2 games.
A strain on sjokz's career
what’s that, no titanfall 3 trailer? there true are no games anymore
So… unlimited bacon?
Lord gaben will save us soon
we playin h2m and gunfire reborn, couldnt imagine owning a ps5
The problem with COD is that they have to keep inovating every year, or no one will buy the game. However, personally, every game after the MW remaster is fundamentally the exact same but with a new esthetic. Not only that, but BO2, BO3, Advanced Warfare, and Infinite Warfare are set in the future and didn't have that advanced equipment, but they have it in the 90's. A controlable throwing knife that explodes, wtf.
Thanks for the fucking news
Wow ARC Raiders couldn't even be arsed to get a real VA for the trailer, its joever for games
Skip to 1:21:46 if you wanna see the best part
If the ps5 has no games then pyro has no content
I think Dying Light: The Beast takes place after the DLC, The Following, as it has Kyle looking half infected and if you choose to kill the Mother, Kyle escapes and arrives outside to find out he has turned into a Monster, so maybe the game will show how maybe the Government got hold of him, found a way to surpress his infected side and give him the abilities of the Volital but keeping his Humanity, but at the cost of Kyle being tortured for 15 years, probably why he looks older.
Also, is it me or does it look less like a Sweet Baby game, because I know Dying Light 2 had Sweet Baby's hand in it and explains why I found it mid compared to the first game, but The Beast looks way better and more of a true successor to Dying Light
Story is after dying light 2(allegedly) and kyle escaping is canon ending(allegedly).
Borderlands 4 might be a game
Ngl, there’s no games.
As long as dyng light the beast is not like 2 and only teases the powers for the final boss fight it'll be goated. They failed so hard with 2
the fact that they brought Crane back makes me think this is a response to the OG’s fanbases reactions with Stay Human. they said it’s “tightly designed/developed” so i’m assuming either back to OG map or a smaller new map for a 8 or 9 hour linear story, maybe even shorter? it’s not a numbered game and they’re calling it a “standalone adventure”, they have a new IP they are working on at the moment so it adds up to me, as long as it’s fun and not full priced i’ll be happy
@@apotsmokinjedi techland have said that its an 18 hour experience, and they compared it to dying light 1 but more compact
its also a new map. and takes place after dying light 2
@@apotsmokinjedi its 100% a brand new map, none of that looked like Harran
Am I insane or was dying light 2 just straight boring compared to 1? We kept on doing side quests and main quests and they just kept throwing random names and characters at us that we didn’t give a flying FOOOOOOK about. And then the final mission was based on their original gameplay/story trailer, it just felt completely hollow.
@@joselazo6840 you're not insane they dropped the ball hard. I think they spent too much time making parkour feel smooth and look floaty
Borderlands Situation Is Crazy
Borderlands 4 got thrown in and dropped just as quickly 😭
There are no main channel videos
and you just realized?
Wait pyro hasn't played Armored Core? I thought he would have for sure since he used old AC music in his Entropy Zero video.
Nonsense! The new Dragon Age comes out this year, pushing it up to one game for the last two years.
rainworld mention
we totally dead no game
PyroNocynical
Wait a chick is in charge of black ops 6?
RCXD a 4 kill streak..... 😭
F pyro bo6 in all modes is going to be lit
Pyro has no games
there is 1 game let me tell you about it….
No game of the year
"they release a game every year" saying over a franchise that hasnt had a game since the ps2 days
There are thousands of games pyro, take your medication
only bacon