[TF2] Weapons That SHOULD Be Australium
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i thought that “game” was dead lol
Hey soo im guessing you are still on a alt account doing mvm? Becuase Valve still hasent fixed the thing yet.
3rd
Ask to valve E-Mails.
Swear by your crossbows all you want, stock nail gun should be australium
Weezy: "I'll try not to be biased."
Also Weezy: "Soldier gets 3 Australium primaries. My video. My rules. Fuck you."
Well that was fast.
Humanity in a nutshell
I mean, he said he tried.
its a crime that he choes the airstrike and direct hit over the beggars. maybe im biased, but the beggars is iconic and would easily be a meme if it got a australium
@@Landiiii The Beggars is one of the weapons where the trashy look is kind of the appeal
@@evandurham8908 which would make the irony of making it an australium even better
The thing about the Australium Gunslinger is that because it replaces the Engineer's hand on his model, you will be able to see it ALL THE TIME. No matter which weapon you have out, you'll be holding it with a sick golden hand.
You could even doubledip by holding the theoretical Australium pistol or shotgun with it
@@CPUpwneror the real Australium frontier justice
Aussie shot gun, Aussie pistol, Aussie gunslinger, and Aussie PDA... This is what you need to make a Texstrialian
@@diamondoge This is what your average American looks like after hitting an oil deposit.
@@mariustan9275 😂
i like the idea of making every weapon australium simply because imagine you finally get your first australium and its a sun on a stick
What if you get the BISON?
@@Flame_Oragnedon’t pretend like the GOLDEN BISON wouldn’t be fucking awesome and expensive.
@@LydCal999Imagine you go to the community market and it's there for more than the price of a golden pan
@@Flame_OragneI would bust out dramatically
@@Flame_Oragne They should drop one golden bison as a joke and see what happens to it...
The Blutsauger was absolutely the de-facto medic primary back in 2013. The crossbow was considered mediocre until it was given passive reloading in the Scream Fortress 2013 update, one month before Two Cities launched.
Can't outlast a Natascha Heavy point-blank and live with the Crossbow. Blutsauger still is viable.
@@petzouqi76 Found the ArraySeven fan
Passive reloading?
@@Hobby_Technology You don't need to have the weapon out for it to reload. You can switch to your Medigun for example right after firing and It will reload in the background
@@petzouqi76 You're a medic why are you trying to outlast a natascha heavy point-blank??
weapon reskins in tf2 have always seemed like a strange case to me
weapon reskins in tf2 have always seemed like a strange case to me
hah
Same.
weapon reskins in tf2 have always seemed like a strange case to me
OMG IS zenith THE TF2 RUclipsR
Funny how we all collectively decided to cope by adding new australiums knowing we're never getting any more MvM updates
All they'd need to do is allow australiums to drop from any tour and immediately it would feel like MvM has a bunch of new content.
@@MantafireflyThey already do? Except for Oil Spill but nobody plays that.
*any more updates
i truly believe valve will eventually update this game again
@@vodkawhisperer3923 ur silly for that
22:36
On that topic,
Me and my friends joined a strange level up server to level up our Fan of War as a joke, and i kid you not out of 17 people 13 were spies 9 of which were leveling up their kunai
Honestly, I would love to see an Australium Loose Cannon. My reasoning is that pirates love gold, cannons are on pirate ships, and australium is gold in color. A "golden" cannon is DEFINITELY something a blinged out pirate would get.
Plus, we could get golden Donk! onomatopoeia, and that’d be amazing
A double donk would use the golden wrench effect instead of an explosion kill. Change my mind
I just came up with the best name for an australium loose cannon.
"THERE BE TREASURE"
Optionally, a description that's just the longest "YARRRRRRRRR" you can fit in that text field
I swear you better have included an Australium Rescue Ranger.
Edit: I didn’t know Weezy was a spy cause I feel backstabbed.
BUT DAT WIDOWMAKER DRIP MAN
As an engineer main,
Widowmaker.
@@CC_Cody2224 bro same if there is any class, I main, it’s engineer.
look at the widowmaker.
@@smokeyredmeadow FRFR
australium gunboats could have cool golden trail if they were to add it
they should simultaneously track the distance you've flown in Feet, Miles, and how many times you could've lapped the earth
@@DannyCheezits Achievement: Orbital freedom
@@DannyCheezits how much health its saved you
@@nukamz6583 Nah I think tracking how far you've rockrt jumped and another for distance travelled would be cooler.
Wouldn't that literally be a sign that just says "Meleeable soldier here! Right around this corner!"?
the stock shotgun has probably been the most iconic weapon design in TF2, i was actually surprised valve didn't give it an Aussie.
Probably something to do with poor decision making somewhere early on in the game's development, because every class uses a different shotgun, they all look the same and they have identical stats, but they're different objectIDs in the game's code and it'd be too much of a hazzle to make an Australium for every single one of em.
@@sludgechan Mate, thare is a mutil class shotgun. Its used when you name a shotgun, use a war paniet, or if its strange. Valve can just use said mutilclass shotgun and make it golden.
19:51 instead of the huntsman, it should be the fortified compound, I think the gold color would synergize much better with it
yeah
yeah
yeah
Weapon reskins in tf2 have also seemed liked a strange case to me on one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to be able to have another option to choose from.
yeah
5:49 and 21:36 "Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me" is always going to be iconic in the TF2 community
Great Blue has left his mark.
@@mariustan9275 who dat
@@kubsons0732 the tf2 youtuber who originally said that phrase
@@kubsons0732 You Uncultured Swine (That’s a Joke)
21:35
If they had an australium stock shotgun I would use that a LOT (even if it were locked to only one class).
Edit: Since so many people are replying “why would you want that?” I don’t. I’m saying that even if they HAD a stupid restriction I’d use it.
Obviously if the golden stock shotgun was available to all 4 classes that’d be the best as I use it a LOT and not just for one class.
Same
Same
Same, but why only lock it to one class? I'd be fine using the shotgun as engie or pyro, maybe even soldier.
@@mariustan9275 No I mean as in the shotguns exist for the 4 classes but when you get one it's locked to a class so you'd have to get more.
OBVIOUSLY I'd want australium stock shotgun to be available to ALL 4 classes that use the weapon. I'm just saying that I'd even accept this class-locking system JUST to have the aussie.
Edit: fixed an error
@@TheA1ternative My question is why they'd have a class locking system?
I think if the sandman or thermal thruster got an australium, their taunt kills should have a special effect in them
I now imagine a gold statue of an unfortunate Sniper flying out the window on Harvest.
Hey there, Medic main here.
I love the Amputator over the Ubersaw, because the area effect heal taunt works well with the Quickfix's healing abilities. Plus it helps keep you alive and survive situations you would otherwise die in.
I understand the Ubersaw's 25% uber charge on hit, and 100% on taunt kill, but I keep watching Medics rush in against enemies with it out. Melee hits prioritize friendlies over enemies, so the hit tends to be ate by teammates who also happen to be close enough to register a hit. So they end up dead. Move it over to a professional level, then it makes a bit more sense, but in casual, the weapon feels like a trap.
In those situations, I either back up with the crossbow, since it will heal or damage, or try to keep healing, or run away with the amputator out. Only if the enemy is alone, and I am alone, and the crossbow is reloading, then I will melee.
I ain't reading allat but I swapped off Ubersaw because the situations that I use its one utility in are not common enough to justify giving up the constantly useful utility of the amp. It doesn't even give Uber on disguised spies - the one enemy you will regularly be meleeing
The Australium Third Degree looks absolutely GORGEOUS
PLEAAAAAASE VALVE I BEG OF YOU
trash melee tho
@@bigmanliam That is, until you actually use it.
@@bigmanliam You are done. Fired.
@@TwiliPaladinI swear that thing crit chance is like if the pan crit chance had a sister
(Hope that made sense)
As a Medic main
I would buy an Australium Amputator in a heartbeat
Medieval mode INTENSIFIES
@@deyontemyers4109 *Scottish.mp4 plays in the background.*
14:22 cannibalism
Facts
A golden third degree? God, I wish. That axe is very underrated for what it does, and it's always hilarious to catch people off-guard with it.
Its also very fuckin sexy
@@Piper331 agreed
The Direct Hit would be amazing if you made the wooden furniture a dark color like mahogany.
Would that still count as an austrailium?
@@mariustan9275…yes? they mean *on* an australium
@@lore644 No its just if you do something more than add a gold paint to it does it count?
@@mariustan9275 like half of the ones in the video change browns to blacks
@@lore644 K
Funny you mentioned the black and gold color schemes for the Widowmaker and Diamondback - given they were added for a promotion with Deus Ex: Human Revolution, which had an over-arching color scheme of black and gold throughout the entire game. DXHR even had a golden variant of its revolver belonging to a character called "Burke", the main villain in a DLC section.
Based Deus Ex Human Revolution DLC reference. I was sad that golden revolver was given so late in HR 😢
He did not choose the machina though interestingly
With the Dragon's Fury being the only actually different Pyro primary, it make sense for it to be one.
Although, I'd find it funny if they released a Golden Rainblower 🤣
it just hit me, the rainblower is the poor man's australium flamethrower
@@mono4171 I mean, it's not technically gold. It's brass, but they're literally the same color.
I'd name the Golden Shower
the third degree LOOKS SICK here 10:57
Agree it looks so badass
15:53 Was-
Was that pyro trying to remove a sapper with a dragon's fury shot?
He's doing his best okay?
The Pybro has ascended
Problem?
he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
Problem with the Australium Diamond Back is 95% of the time its out its crit boosted so you dont even see the color so that makes it pretty much a redundant Australium.
I agree the pain train would make an awful australium, but it'd make for a really cool reference to the ceremonial "last spike" in the transcontinental railroad, which was made of solid 17 karat gold. Plus it was made in 1869, so it's still lore accurate.
21:50 your not alone. black and gold looks sexy as shit if done correctly
As someone who's never actually played Mann Up beyond some free tickets I got once, I felt weirdly alienated when he said that nobody played MVM for the gameplay.
Ppl who play MvM for gameplay play in boot camp, or more commonly in communities such as potato tf and pineapple/moonlight tf. There you don't need to spend money on tickets AND you get new missions over time to play 😊
Same. I play that stuff more than casual and it's a ton of fun. I honestly play potati more than bootcamp, because it has generally less toxic players, and also everyone has an average higher skill level.
How do you even gey mvm tickets
@@diggyrobinson5859pay
@@diggyrobinson5859 Steam Wallet Funds
Mid-way through the video.
If Weezy doesn't choose Heavy's Killing Gloves of Boxing to be turned Aussie, I will leave disappointed. The obvious reference would be to "Golden Glove Boxing"
Edit: He didn't choose the KGB, but I'm not mad that the FOS either
id rather have aussie steak.
Would also be an obscure New Vegas reference thanks to the unique Golden Boxing Gloves found in the Lucky 38.
yo large joesph smack balls is here
Can I just say, Demoman turning australium into a glorified alcohol flask shaped like a bottle is so on brand for hus character
20:41
just a bit strange?
dont you think?
I would personally love to see an aussie original, just imagine how sick it could be
fr
@@bigmanliam fr
Golden D
Another note on the dragon's fury being aussie, its litterally called the DRAGON'S fury, classic stereotypes of dragons show them hoarding treasure, most notably the main element to many sterotypical dragon hoards is of course, gold, so putting the dragon's fury in the gold paint bucket suits it up down and all around~
23:49
Hey thats me :)
In terms of reskins that would be good for Australiums...
- Three Tune Blade
- C.A.P.P.E.R.
- Original
- Nostromo Napalmer
- Giger Counter
- Fortified Compound
- Shooting Star
- Black Rose
- Ap-Sap (bonus points if Wheatly pretends to be snobby in his lines)
- Any of the bread monster weapons since it'd give the monster gold teeth
Also, I kinda like the idea of an Autralium crossing guard cause the idea of someone painting a railroad crossing sign gold to make sure people pay attention to it is one of those "so crazy it just might work" things.
tbh I think their should be an australium big earner aswell
I can't believe the Bazaar Bargain wasn't even mentioned as an australium option. It's one of the best sidegrades to stock and the concept art looks great.
It’s an absurd weapon. It just stock sniper with less charge.
Well he did say that no matter what rifle you are using, you're still doing the same stuff. He wanted the alternate playstyle sidegrades.
@@Poffeanthey didn't say it's bad, just that it's absurd
It's just an upgrade to the Stock Rifle, when you can aim (and when you're playing Sniper, you most definitely can)
@@westernsavage2313 Yea but you start with 50% less charge and get 25% for each headshot, meaning you just need two headshots and it becomes the stock rifle, and any more than two is a direct upgrade.
@@ToppHatt_8000sure, but that doesn't matter, if you can reliably get 2 headshots per life how much is that extra charge going to help, and if you can't, that charge nerf is a giant problem
i hope the Engineer can be a part of Dislyte with his 11 hard PhD's being esper powers on their own
The imagery of Scout throwing liquified metal at his enemies is just fucking evil
2:53 end of ad(sorry)
Australium weapons in tf2 have always seemed like a strange case to me.
It's the og gold skin
Oh shit, here we go again...
On one hand if you like how the weapon work but hate how it look its nice to have another option
you have never had an original thought in your life. when people say npc, you are the kind of person they are reffering to.
@@tubegerm6732 weapon reskins in tf2 have always seemed like a strange case to me
Honestly an Australium wrap assassin would be pretty dope like a golden wrap and ball
I agree with a lot of the list.
However, you miss one important detail:
Australiums are based on the most used weapons. The only realistically new australiums we'd get are for the mercenaries:
Scout: Soda popper and Pistol
Soldier: Direct hit and Market Gardener
Pyro: Backburner and Degreaser or Phlog
Demoman: Iron bomber and Scotman's skull cutter
Heavy: Sandvich and Second Banana or Holiday Punch
Engineer: Wrangler and Gunslinger
Sniper: Razorback and Cozy Camper or Jarate
Medic: too easy, Crusaders Crossbow and Ubersaw
Spy: Kunai and Diamondback or Stock revolver.
No they're not? Weezy said as much with the tomislav - it was terrible when the Aussie came out and wasn't popular until it got buffed later.
in what world is the skullcuter more popular than anything else
20:31 why did this make me laugh so hard it should not have but I'm still laughing somebody get me a therapist
18:27 idk how you made that sentence but it was absolutely great and clever
22:05 he says after ignoring the Aussie Syringe Gun
Good video! I really like how the black and gold designs look, as well! I'd also like to see how you'd rate potential festives like you did for these. Some of the concepts I've seen for them look pretty nice.
10:08 hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand hothand
Midas ?
I agree with most of these picks, especially the australium shotgun and ham.
But, I would love to see both an australium fan o' war and half-zatoichi. Both would look amazing and the katana I'd say would be one of the most expensive australiums out there with how famous it is.
i agree with almost all of the picks, except for the airstrike, defo direct hit is the way to go tbh.
7:20 - 7:48 we have all forgotten the reserve shooter (it's technically a shotgun but it's different enough also it's hinted at during pyro section but let me point something out)
he said doing another shotgun would be redundant
Would personally love to see an Australian Scottish Handshake. Both because it’s long overdue for a strange variant, but also ✨ classy alcohol ✨
Golden pirate juice
To me the third degree looked cool af compared to the other pyro melees
the mad milk and jarate are way too out there lol. also aussie stock spy revolver looks very good, I like the simpler designs that don't go overboard. I also think the phlog has potential
Yep, plus they're considered op in comp, and almost op in casual, those two will likely get gas passer type of nerf(need dmg to charge faster, you don't instantly spawn with refilled milk etc) so why add aussie for the unlock that likely will get nerf?
Austrailium Jarate would be better with an austrailium lid
Maybe if you do the phlog right. A lot of his australium ideas ruined general aesthetic of weapons...
@@tearex8688 yea he took a poorly implemented community mod version of the australium and says "wow, look how awful this looks" without really thinking about how it would look on his own or giving his own ideas sometimes
I like it when the enemy pyro uses phlog because then I don't have to worry about airblast.
That scout dressed in a full knight set named “?” at 23:44 was me :) always find it neat when I spot myself
Sire...
I’m so happy that the DF got your pick. I’ve always thought it was the coolest flamethrower both in use and in aesthetic.
*Medics:* We need a weapon with AoE healing!
The Amputator: *. . .*
5:21 '' The Sandman would be like finding out your only kid decided to be a RUclipsr ''
Something sounds very personal about that
Man if they gave us an Australium update and it came with the finished final comic that would be amazing
What if the blood texture on the cleaver was replaced by oil? It would look pretty good I think 4:30
"Awh, fuck, it's black and gold."
Or maybe dry blood.
A darker red.
He missed out on sniper, because the huntsman, cleaners carbine, and bushwacka all synergize so well with one another and they all look swag AF.
I've always felt it weird that there is no Australium Gunslinger. Remember what being in contact with Australium does in the lore? Become a super manly Mann complete with super high physical strength and chest hair.
Why and how is this not already a thing?
considering the gunslinger adds +25 health to the Engineer, it having a Australium version would actually make some sense
Tick Tock
@@bcj842stop
@@bcj842Heavy like a brinks truck
Also engineers grandfather - the guy who designed the sentry - was in contact with Australium while making the infinite life machines enough that he felt the effects of it
As in avid Shortstop user, I personally want an Australium Shortstop. The Shotgun, Loose Cannon, and Dragon's Fury are also some choices I'd like to see, and maybe the Overdose if we're feeling fancy.
Idea: Australium Batsaber. Make the hilt all gold and the blade stays the same.
The gold paint brush could be similar to the difference between a festive weapon and a festivized weapon
An Australium holy mackerel would literally be a goldfish.
australium jarate
let me truly give my enemies a golden shower
Holy crap, imagine my surprise at seeing screenshots from my abandoned fpsbanana project from a decade ago showing up in a youtube video in 2023
21:18 You disguised as the same person who gifted me a Big Dealer earlier than this video was released
5:48 weapons reskins in tf2
Have always seemed like a strange case to me
Why is this age restricted
No clue, trying to get an appeal from RUclips, but they're giving the most vague, senseless answers imaginable, such a shame.
My only gripe with the Dragon’s Fury is that it doesn’t have a ton of visible gold on the first person model. I’d personally extend it to the lighter pipe as well, just to push a bit more of the gold scheme without it seeming overbearing. The main pipe stays the same, but you get a bit more bling.
I think Demoman should have an australium Chargin’ Targe for the same reason why you chose the Tide Turner as an australium. An australium Scotsman’s Skullcutter would be a great alternative for Demonknights if they want another weapon that isn’t an australium Eyelander.
An australium Hitman’s Heatmaker for Sniper would be great too because it is one of his most used primaries in MVM, As well as fitting the fancy look of the weapon it’s based off.
I would love for an australium Big Earner for Spy because it fits with the mobster look it was going for, And it would also be in black and gold.
Imagine an Australium Disciplinary Action
So, you're basically saying Midas touched a whip?
An Aussie ham could look like it's covered in gold flakes, having pieces of them coming off as you move like any of the smoking related effects or the earbuds
Guys, quick little factiod: they can't make an ausralium ham shank because it was a promotional item for Don't Starve, which isn't a franchise they own like L4D with the Frying Pan
What if the Australium Bonk and Crit made your Scout glow Gold, like an Australium Uber?
Plus the Gas Passer is a staple of MvM (for better or worse) and while an Australium Brass Beast would be redundant, I don’t care.
Personally I think that australium Gunboats would look sweet on a soldier. An aussie you can wear! And it would count maybe rocket jump kills with it and/or distance travelled while rocket jumping.
That makes sense and if it was a one-off it would probably be perfect, but personally I've long wished for there to be a strange counter for 'damage resisted', which would be applicable to so many items as a strange part as well.
6:07 Best quote “my main my list, fuck you” 😂😂😂
4:54 “it never was”
wait then what is it then? 😅
Cum
Seaman
If the Loose Cannon is not here im going to be mad
Edit: im mad >:(
For Pyro, the best flame thrower for the job is the Degreaser in my opinion. It significantly changes the way you play the class (from a close range generalist to a combo character), it has enough metallic parts to look relatively clean, and it's one of his most used weapons for many players. The Dragon's Fury needs a strange, sure, but the war paint designed around it and it alone looks better than an Australium realistically could.
I don't think it has a particular niche as a combo weapon anymore ever since standard weapon switch time was reduced across all weapons and the bonus on the degreaser was made smaller, as well as being split into draw and holster restricted to itself only, instead of applying one perk to the whole loadout. If I remember correctly you can even do a flare punch on an enemy pyro with the stock flamethrower now.
I agree on the Dragon's Fury though. Since Jungle Inferno is kind of technically still going with the contracts being available, it's been having its 15 minutes of fame for the best part of five years already. It doesn't need australium.
I like the idea of a australiumifier, like a strangeifier or whatever it's called, it just makes the weapon australium, probably will be rarer than a golden pan 👍
god help the f2p who uses that shit on a frontier or black box
@@westernsavage2313 It would probably have different tagging/naming so it's more like the difference between festive and festivised weapons, so that F2P wouldn't feel any worse than people that festivised their normal shotgun, etc.
“It looks too good to leave on the cutting room floor “ immediately followed by the l’etranger showing up lol
"I believe this would be the first time in TF2 history where the stock weapon was ignored for the Aussie Pick not once, but twice."
Weezy not long after suggesting doing the exact same for Medic primaries.
Wdym bro, Medic's primary weapon is the Crusader Crossbow. What else could it be? Some syringe gun like the Blutsauger (which already has one), the Overdose (which is fun if you got the full movement speed buff, but wouldn't look very appealing I think), or something like that?
I actually like the idea of aussifying the unpopular weapons, in the hopes of spurring players to make the most of the unoptimal or bad weapons.
Also, I'd like an aussie Three-Rune Blade for Scout. But maybe it's too much like the Eyelander.
Natasha
Edit: 13:43 But Weezy, I want the Australium Natasha :((
The flare gun being pyro ''true secondary'' is so true that in ''meet the pyro'' the shutgun isn't actually used, but the scorth shot is
Why is this god damn video age-restricted? HOW? WHY?
An Australium Loose Cannon would look dope if it had an even mix between the black coloring, gold plating, and maybe a dark woodgrain texture.
Same deal with an Australium Revolver, though, trying to have a black, gold, and woodgrain mix around it would not be as easy as the Diamondback.
If we ever got an Australium Stock Bat, I'd probably be the only one who was excited for its inclusion, because stock Bat is cool and funny. (Maybe in some circumstances, an Australium Shortstop would look incredible, it used to be my go-to Scout weapon until it (quite literally) got shoved off a cliff)
The potential addition of an Australium Shotgun and/or Pistol would finally give us a multi-class Australium weapon, something that has been LONG overdue, same goes for The Dragon's Fury, because I've been using The Dragon's Fury quite often (it's surprisingly good in MVM from my experience), and way more people would use it if it finally got a Strange variant, or was compatible with more than one War Paint.
australium mad milk looking like liquid gold is such a good idea
2:12 NUT
Also, it seems that the shortstop is slowly gaining some popularity, I'd love to see where that gets us!
this is the only item that actually feels rare and special compared to modern unusuals these days, every update there's gonna be always another community created unusuals and there's just so many of them that it doesn't look that rare to me anymore
its kinda funny you should say that, because I've seen so many soldiers with aussie rocket launchers that ive kinda grown numb to them
I think for the sniper the correct choice for the primary would be the Bazaar Bargain, it's in my experience the second most popular rifle (after stock), and after two or three kills is pretty much the best sniper rifle in the game.
Aesthetically knife is the coolest with the flips and turns you do when pulling out and whatnot
21:35 HOLY SHIT HE SAID IT
5:53 Aha aha He said it He said it!
He said the line
Weezy: Skipping over Revolver would be the first time stock was ignored for Aussie twice.
Bat, Shovel, Fire Axe, Fists, Syringe Gun & Bonesaw: ...
I like the idea of an Australium Bat Outta Hell because the image in my head of a Spy backstabbing someone's back with a golden spine is funny as hell