It takes a strong person to be able to get up in front of a group of strangers (especially when Rodriguez is in the house) and talk about past mistakes. My hat is off to this guy because the kids...the kids need to hear these stories. One half hour assembly with this man is worth a year on the streets as far as knowledge gained. When they say kids these days have no positive role models to look up to I say two words holmes...I say Donnie Herrera.
I don't even think he would mention the crack, that seems to be the punchline. All these crazy things supposedly "happen" to him for no apparent reason except for the "consequences"... ---Thesaurus Entry--- Crack; Consequences...
@@xXxJSCOTTxXx you're looking at this from the viewers point of view.Im looking at it as if he was really going around to schools giving speeches.At his next speech he can add what happened to him at the end of this speech.Of course my imagination is deeper than most peoples,so I can understand the miscommunication.
Before that i made a silly ass joke on the pandemic an then the virus hit me.... Conseeequeeences! Where is yo crack Gobert? This folk will be a joke for the rest of his career
Honestly the best thing about this sketch is how accurately they portray the whole sub-par school assembly, man... the tired, shoddy, given up tone is just spot on lol
@@apolloptx thank you. This meme is so fucking idiotic. Im so sick of seeing it in EVERY comments section. Edit: 878 upvotes... Really? Sooo many idiots
@@itachiswill5263 yeah dipshit, the absurdity of shooting up his own daughters party is humorous. Do you need me to explain “knock knock” jokes to you also?
Veterans : I decided NOT to watch the key and peele video that I've seen a dozen times..so then I forgot how to laugh and every time I tried it looked like was having seizure..CONSEQUENCES!!
Rainman that’s not funny. Not everybody here understands hyperbolic humor. So try to take the Pills for the seizures and run along the dragon, but try not to get burn as the CONSEQUENCE to the proximity of your action makes you fall in the dark gutter next to the pony.
Holden Hathcock -veterans is right! It’s like I get a weird form of bipolar ptsd when I see they uploaded a “new” video lol I get happy then I get angry and get the flashbacks of every other time this shit betrayed me 😠 then I get sad cuz I know it’s not new ☠️
No one who references this video ever gets it right. The consequences need to have nothing to do with whatever problem your talking about. Like " I stole a candybar from a convenience store. Then my family was killed by a derailed train! Consequences!
Kasey seriously? There is no relation in such a comment...nor is it funny without Peele. Example: I recently got a 2017 Chevrolet Camero, had fun driving it, then one late night I ended up going 100MPH and got a steep speeding ticket. As I was driving home, an alien vaporized my car and left me with nothing but a ticket...consequences. SEE THAT DOESN”T WORK, maybe its because I’m not trying here but come on. And get your name spelled correctly ;) jk.
Casey Flentye did you even watch the video? That’s entire joke of the skit lol what he’s saying aren’t consequences of his bad decisions. It’s completely unrelated lol
Tyler Grant Then I got into some real crazy shit, man. Tried to talk sense into RUclips commenters. Yeahhhhh! Tried to explain things with logic! And then... ...A ninja cut off my head CONSEQUENCES!
@@decadeyt5891 You're a colossal douchebag if you can't pick up on that obviously sarcasm. Actually, you're one even if you can. A critical error? You gotta get a life bro. Seriously! Lmaooooo
These Key & Peele uploads never get old. Whenever Key or Peele embody other races, they become that race. Geniuses. "Piano Fell on my head." "Got sucked into another dimension." ... Consequences!...
I want to see them pull of being Asian. Maybe they could pull off Indonesian, Thai, or Filipino or something. Korean Chinese or Japanese would be far fetched but still would be interesting.
Their Eastern European rival restaurants was spot on. Literally countries separated by the same food, languages and traditions it’s so silly it’s hilarious. So I don’t think they’d have problems with emulating Asian nations and their foibles.
I'm going through a extremely painful time right now and these two guys have lifted my depression it just feels great to sit here alone in my apartment laughing out loud thank you guys so much
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@@tjl2836 OMG LOL i was about to say it!!! also he never stated WHAT kind it was LOL could have been a child's toy piano, Consequences!!!! also as epic as these storys be, could have been LEGIT!!! -= C o n s e q u e n c e s =- XD
“I invented Johnny B. Goode at my parents prom then they kissed and my arm came back” How come no one is talking about that one lol, back to the future does have some pretty funny summarizations
2:49 "i did a drive by at my own daughter's quinceañera " Students: * stop to listen and feel bad* Jordan: then I got sucked in a wormhole consequencesss"😂😂😂 my favorite part
I love how he brings in the back to the Future movie as a part of his life experiences "Than I went to another dimention and tried to introduce my parents to eachother"
Yeah I keep forgetting that the reference is not caught by everyone. I am 44 years old and also a sort of film historian, so for me it was an easy connection.
@Mike Ray How stupid to you have to be to believe this shit. For a start, why the hell would "the government" create the virus on purpose? Whether China or America or elsewhere? What purpose would that serve? One hilarious argument I've heard is that they wanted to "save money" by paying less pensions... even though this pandemic has cost the economy billions upon billions of dollars. Use your brain. I don't trust authority either, but nor am I dumb enough to think this virus is a hoax
@@DanStrider7 the first ever person to have gotten the virus was a scientist at a coronavirus research lab in China. And there were no traces of the virus in the Wuhan wet market only people who have contracted it there
@@DanStrider7 I had written a really detailed explanation as to how they benefitted from this but RUclips just randomly went off, so I'm going to try summarising it again. China has benefitted a lot from this. Billions and Billions of dollars. Ever since the virus hit Europe, they started investing heavily in stocks in European companies and a lot of shipping and port based companies. Then, they did the exact same thing in the US. This is seriously improving their control over trade which is mostly conducted through the sea route. Second, their exports have seriously shot up since the virus hit everywhere because China was already prepared to export emergency equipment on call. Almost insane how they knew this. Third, after US and Europe, they are now directly targetting India, literally by crossing over the border and building roads there for further trade, while India is in a seriously vulnerable position. Fourth, this has been going on for years but again, they are stepping up their resource farming in Africa and basically control a lot of their continents resources. Last, while literally no country in the world is being able to tackle this well, other than a few small population countries, China in the beginning stages itself got rid of most of the virus. It's baffling how when even following stricter guidelines than China aren't getting results in countries with way fewer people. I also forgot to mention the hoarding of essential supplies as soon as the pandemic hit by immigrants in Australia, New Zealand, UK creating a supply deficit for the demand of masks, gloves. These immigrants hoarded them just before the virus got serious in these countries and forced them to import this stuff from China due to a shortage. There is even video proof of this happening again and again. So, to sum up, they have control over exports, imports, corporations of other countries just because of the virus. So, please tell me again, why don't you think someone would do this? I'm not saying they did it, I'm just saying it's not out of the realm of possibility that they actually did something like this.
It’s a small part but I lose it every time he says “I use to make fun of the principal” and it switches to him and he’s agreeing because he’s on the spotlight. Freakin gold man 😂
"One day I was speaking at a school assembly, telling my craaazy life story to the students, nobody believed me and they started walking out on me, I panicked and started to smoke crack right there and a wrecking ball flattened me against the wall. Consequencezzz!"
How are you not gonna call this “Consequences”
Its re-uploaded. Gotta change the title.
.
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Consequences !!!
Definitely the wrong title for this skit.
Jimenez woulda called it consequences
I really with they would stop changing the names of legendary sketches... Who cares if it's a re-upload? You don't have to change the title.
@@jimothyus ogs will always remember so it's fine
You watch one Key n Peele video and now you’re on a marathon
**CONSEQUENCES**
Underrated af.
So true. I can't put my phone down lol
Accurate😭😭😭
I've been trapped for 3 straight days guys, pls help
Man I’ve been watching for hours now😂😂😂
So THIS is where all the "consequences" comments have been coming from
Yep you will see them in other videos 😆
Yep, I finally get the joke too lol
Yeah, I saw one in the money counting video
I've been on a random Key and Peele marathon today and I'm glad I finally get most of the comments.
Yeah home.....
BOIIIII!!!!!
I'm so happy that this man faced his past and understands the consequences of his actions.
😎
Lol
your actions have consequences tenno
No he didn't cuz he smoked crack and looked what happened 😆
It takes a strong person to be able to get up in front of a group of strangers (especially when Rodriguez is in the house) and talk about past mistakes. My hat is off to this guy because the kids...the kids need to hear these stories. One half hour assembly with this man is worth a year on the streets as far as knowledge gained.
When they say kids these days have no positive role models to look up to I say two words holmes...I say Donnie Herrera.
Now he can add "I was smoking crack at a high school assembly and then....I got hit with a wrecking ball, Consequences"
Most intelligent comment on this video. Congratulations 😄
I don't even think he would mention the crack, that seems to be the punchline.
All these crazy things supposedly "happen" to him for no apparent reason except for the "consequences"...
---Thesaurus Entry---
Crack; Consequences...
@@xXxJSCOTTxXx Well the joke is how the consequences are unrelated to what he did. Getting hit by a wreckingball is very unrelated to smoking crack
@@xXxJSCOTTxXx you're looking at this from the viewers point of view.Im looking at it as if he was really going around to schools giving speeches.At his next speech he can add what happened to him at the end of this speech.Of course my imagination is deeper than most peoples,so I can understand the miscommunication.
@@hello-tw2xk I am watching this in office and trying not to laugh. Until I read your comment
Instead of doing drugs, I got my shit together and went to college and then went into debt....CONSEQUENCES.
It be like that sometimes
@@milkgotzgames it be like that always...
Instead of dropping out from school and doing drugs i went to college and did drugs
You're implying that doing drugs prohibits a person from getting a college education
College = biggest money scam
“Hanging on the streets late at night” - while salsa dancing
That shits the funniest part!
Average To Best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:44 his hand movement like he's a rapper is hilarious as well
that part makes me laugh the most for some reason
Hang out with Latinos. It happens. :D
“I got 88 concussions, one for every key”😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What about peele
@@flamingstallion got eem ;p XD
I don't know why that made me lose my shit
I am so weeeaaaakkk
Saddest thing is that you realize he's been telling the truth.
in what ways?
Because he was seeing things from being high all the time
But that crack tho...
Because he is loco
Did you miss the part when he started smoking crack?
I loved how the part about shooting everyone at is daughter's Quinceañera was so real everyone stopped leaving.
And then he got sucked into a wormhole
Consequences
If the end is to be believed, it WAS real
Or may be he is getting this kind of visions after smoking crack.. Ain't it possible?
he actually wasn't laying...this dude is always struck with strange things that happen to him lol..
"Gave me 88 concussions, 1 for each key." That part had me 😭
Sorry for asking,I don't speak English really well so I can't understand why "concussions" relate to "key".Anyone could tell me?
Because he got hit in the head 88 times. The piano had 88 keys so all of them hit his head. Do you get it now?
@@mikaelneva6172 oh I see.I thought the key was the key to the door,never thought that was for music.Now I get it thanks mate😘
@@徐靜屎 trippen booboo
@@JohnDoe-bd3gi What does that mean?
"Hanging on the streets late at night.."
As he salsa dances.
Tbf they were more than cigarette smokers
That part had me dead 😂😂😂😂
Literally died laughing when I saw that hahaha too funny
if you haven't salsa danced because you were hanging out on the streets late at night then you dont know.
I died when that part came
One day, someone decided to eat a bat. And then the whole world got shut down.
C O N S E Q U E N C E S
Lol but too soon
@@TheReptilianBrazilian WAY too soon
Ali Akbar Hussain Shah how’s it too soon if it’s not even offensive
@@MB-yf1dl quit thinking before you speak! it's making the rest of us look bad!
Hahaha so now they experiment on each country with their "test kits" CONSEQUENCES
“I touched my face and dirty surfaces and microphones. Got everybody infected and ended the whole NBA season..Consequences...” -Rudy Gobert
Negah Plz damn gobert
He officially eclipsed JR Smith as Mr. Stupid.
Before that i made a silly ass joke on the pandemic an then the virus hit me.... Conseeequeeences! Where is yo crack Gobert? This folk will be a joke for the rest of his career
Gold comment
@@PacoKlax if he survives
This one will never get old lol
Same with manly tears
True
Eternity 😂😂😂
Already did
Right! Simply my favorite skit from them 😂
This sketch is the epitome of “Had me in the first half, ain’t gon’ lie.”
Lies again? Teacher Facilitator
except its actually legit lol
When a GTA character explains what his past was like.
Bro
Bruh
Brother
Brosqito
Broski
It’s funny af the way he moves his body when he says a consequence 😂
True lol
When he says “I got trampled by a herd of buffalo” at 1:55 killllsssss meeee
And 2:30 when he says he got shot into the mouth of a dragon 😂
2:18 got me dead lmfaoo
Bruhh that's how everyone talks where I live, so annoying
Honestly the best thing about this sketch is how accurately they portray the whole sub-par school assembly, man... the tired, shoddy, given up tone is just spot on lol
Honestly the best thing about this sketch is consequences
It’s called a skit not a sketch
@@khalidabdulkadir4805 thanks einstein
@@GuardArcMusic says edited yet you still left sketch
@@LouisVuitton1 I know right? Crazy. ;)
Seriously one of the greatest sketches ever made.
"always remember everything has consequences"
-Doni herrera
one day i was just living my life, then 2020 happened. *CONSEQUENCES*
Noice 😭😭😭 😂😂😂
Made that an even 200 likes for ya 😆
CONSEQUENCES
Thats just life😭😭😭
CONSEQUENCES
Nice
“I got trampled by a herd of buffalo”😭
CONSEQUENCES
OMG... it's like... I'm serious, EXACTLY what he said. How did you even do that?!
Lion KING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
In the Vatican.
"Got into some real TROUBLEEE BOIII" that got me rolling 😂
I actually laughed out loud at that part🤣
"Started makin some real crimes homeeeeeBOYEE"
OH YEAH
And then...
I got trampled by a heard of buffalo
@Daood Zafar ok that's it you all are excused
OH YEAH
Donnie: *does anything*
Consequences: *I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.*
*_Where's my crack_*
*_Where's my crack_*
Start it actually 🤓
starts making fun of people who cant do any thing.
>Result
Lazy attempt at comedy using the lowest common denominator, a shitty meme format that idiots are amused by.
@@apolloptx thank you. This meme is so fucking idiotic. Im so sick of seeing it in EVERY comments section.
Edit: 878 upvotes... Really? Sooo many idiots
“I did a drive-by at my own daughters quinceañera”
🤣
Shooting up his daughters quinceañera is the punchline for you? Boys, tell the president Katrina has been found
@@itachiswill5263 the way he said it was hilarious tho on first listen
@@itachiswill5263 Jesus Christ calm down comedy cop.
Sounds like SPM lyrics
@@itachiswill5263 yeah dipshit, the absurdity of shooting up his own daughters party is humorous. Do you need me to explain “knock knock” jokes to you also?
“Tried to introduce my own parents to each other...” 😂
That’s a Back to the Future reference isn’t it? And how he invented Johnny B Goode 😂
@@scottsoltani3203 duh
@@dontspikemydrink9382 you’re amazing thank you
"everything you heard here today is a lie"
"I DON'T LIE ANYMORE"
simon dellros so is it a lie or what
Lolol
But if he’s lying...
"I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. Tried to introduce my own parents to each other, almost failed...arm was disappearing"🤣🤣🤣
Back to the Future reference lol
“I invented Johnny B. Goode” 🤣🤣🤣
That's when the tears shed....
😂😂😂
Home said I made Johnny Be Good 😂😂😄...I was cracking up!
I was looking for.... "Je-seeka", "Dee-nice", "Balakay","Jay-Quellin" & "A-A-Ron"
2:48, Dee-nice is here
Consequences had them expelled !!!
There is no Je-seeka... there’s a ti-moth-ee
The substitute teacher did not allowed them to attend
In detention for being insubordinate and churlish
The Principal wasn't ready for the last story. But his kids are gonna love it.
Nice subtle Back to the Future reference!
Newbies:
Cool a Key and Peele vid!
Veterans:
Ah shit, here we go again.
Also veterans: who gives af, still funny
Veterans : I decided NOT to watch the key and peele video that I've seen a dozen times..so then I forgot how to laugh and every time I tried it looked like was having seizure..CONSEQUENCES!!
Rainman that’s not funny. Not everybody here understands hyperbolic humor. So try to take the Pills for the seizures and run along the dragon, but try not to get burn as the CONSEQUENCE to the proximity of your action makes you fall in the dark gutter next to the pony.
Holden Hathcock -veterans is right! It’s like I get a weird form of bipolar ptsd when I see they uploaded a “new” video lol I get happy then I get angry and get the flashbacks of every other time this shit betrayed me 😠 then I get sad cuz I know it’s not new ☠️
@@juanvidal6723 that was a bit elaborate...
No one who references this video ever gets it right. The consequences need to have nothing to do with whatever problem your talking about. Like " I stole a candybar from a convenience store. Then my family was killed by a derailed train! Consequences!
Kasey seriously? There is no relation in such a comment...nor is it funny without Peele. Example: I recently got a 2017 Chevrolet Camero, had fun driving it, then one late night I ended up going 100MPH and got a steep speeding ticket. As I was driving home, an alien vaporized my car and left me with nothing but a ticket...consequences. SEE THAT DOESN”T WORK, maybe its because I’m not trying here but come on. And get your name spelled correctly ;) jk.
@@GatCat stfu. He was correct and you aren't even making sense.
Dash Rendar I think he was just playing
Casey Flentye did you even watch the video? That’s entire joke of the skit lol what he’s saying aren’t consequences of his bad decisions. It’s completely unrelated lol
Tyler Grant Then I got into some real crazy shit, man. Tried to talk sense into RUclips commenters. Yeahhhhh! Tried to explain things with logic! And then...
...A ninja cut off my head CONSEQUENCES!
One time he was giving a motivational speech to a group of teenagers, decided to smoke crack, was hit by a wrecking ball... consequences!
that was the joke.
"The faster we get away from him the better"
We all know that one kid we say that to
Oof.
To naruto
I love how he just starts describing the plot to Back to the Future
Consequences
Keegan's Latino accent is freaking everything😂
Definitely channeling Edward James Olmos! 😂
except when he says "i apologise, theresa" and a clearly south asian accent slips out xD
@@lingermx lol!!! well we cant all have it perfect XD & after that many hits of rock you be getting a lil faded at some point heh XD
Except that's Jordan, not Keegan.
@@MorrisDugan they mean the principle
The little stoop waddle he does when he says consequences has me 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!
“Stoop waddle” you really captured it with that description.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
stoop waddle?? 😂
They were hanging on the streets 💃💃 late at night
Students start feeling sad for him
" And then I almost got sucked into a black hole"
Students: ayt imma head out
...and then I got sucked into a wormhole 3:01
@@DrDomich Hey!!! It's his story..... let him tell it!
@@turdferguson7112 you're weird. 😳 12?
Nuck Chorris It’s not his story. Plus he made a critical error. So would you kindly stfu immediately
@@decadeyt5891 You're a colossal douchebag if you can't pick up on that obviously sarcasm. Actually, you're one even if you can.
A critical error? You gotta get a life bro. Seriously! Lmaooooo
These Key & Peele uploads never get old. Whenever Key or Peele embody other races, they become that race. Geniuses. "Piano Fell on my head." "Got sucked into another dimension."
... Consequences!...
I want to see them pull of being Asian. Maybe they could pull off Indonesian, Thai, or Filipino or something. Korean Chinese or Japanese would be far fetched but still would be interesting.
They do get old
@@OrgilB yeah that would be interesting
Their Eastern European rival restaurants was spot on. Literally countries separated by the same food, languages and traditions it’s so silly it’s hilarious.
So I don’t think they’d have problems with emulating Asian nations and their foibles.
Facts
I'm going through a extremely painful time right now and these two guys have lifted my depression it just feels great to sit here alone in my apartment laughing out loud thank you guys so much
I hope you are in a better place now since that last comment
LITERALLY SAME 😭
@@realmczappa you’ll be better bro better times are comming🙏🏾
Consequences
I Hope You are healing
the way he completely ignores the principal trying to offer him the microphone when he walks on stage is so underrated, shits hilarious
Tells u everything lol
also the feedback on the microphone was a subtle touch . . . . . . . . . . 😎
Honestly, I’ve had worse speakers
Lol, got any stories
Any of the diversity, feminist, climate change speakers we had were worse than this guy.
Same
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We Sick and Fed up of Cena! He cannot Wrestle or Act
How if all his stuff was true
"i did a drive-by at my daughter's own quinceanera!"
* everyone turns around *
Then i got sucked into a wormhole
THATS IT
@@yhaelseedorf3171 that's where I lost it!
Im sorry, i dont understand. Can you explain the joke please?
@@anvutrong6870 It's a party for a girl when she becomes a "woman".
“I stole from my own sister... and then one day... a piano fell on my head...” got me killed.
Didn't kill him though
@@peanutrecord6989 c o n s e q u e n s e s
Key going "What" just adds to it 🤣
@@tjl2836 OMG LOL i was about to say it!!! also he never stated WHAT kind it was LOL could have been a child's toy piano, Consequences!!!! also as epic as these storys be, could have been LEGIT!!! -= C o n s e q u e n c e s =- XD
😂😂😂😂
Something so musical about
"Put milk on my head,
Like you Rodriguez"
5 syllable each line & the imperfect rhyme *chef's kiss*
JUST like you, Rodriguez
Used to clown around
Made fun of the principal
Put milk on my head
The way he does that little side-to-side wiggle every time he reveals the consequences 😂
😂😂😂
“And then one day, a piano fell on my head... gave me 88 concussions; one for each key....CONSEQUENCEZZZZ” 🤣🤣🤣
Mr. All Great Things i dropped my phone 😂😂😂
@@idrisaleeyu3291 consequences
😂😂😂That was my favorite
😂😂😂😂😂
“and then i got trampled by a herd of buffalo” 😂😂😂
DBD FL3X3R 😩I’m not done with my story!!!!
Lion King
This was the one funny moment in the whole sketch.
“I invented Johnny B. Goode at my parents prom then they kissed and my arm came back”
How come no one is talking about that one lol, back to the future does have some pretty funny summarizations
My favourite consequences story 🤣
Because they are gen z and not ready for that, but their dads gonna tell them 😂
I lost it when he said "I had 88 concussions, 1 for each key" 😂
LMFAOO
" C o n s e q u e n c e s "
Did you find it again?
Lmfaoo me too
😂😂
“Mr president please let him fin- “
“IM NOT DONE WITH MY STORRRRIEEE!!”
😂
Consequences
Did trump say that?
Meegan came out a little 😭
A friend and I, having a discussion about pianos :
Me : A piano has 88 keys.
Friend : Where did you learn that?
Me : Key and Peele.
Here it is. The first K&P skit I ever saw. Thank you guys, for making this last decade more fun.
"I feel like he missed a step there"
_YOU DONT SAY_
Lmao
Underrated line
Reece x de. Ho
"I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂
A piano fell on my head
I got aids
Consequences!!!
I think that’s the funniest one to me just bc of the way he says buffalo
😂😂😂🤣
This is The World’s "best" High School Assembly Speaker.
Whoever gave the wrong title gonna get some “Consequences”.
Is no one going to talk about that random dance he did at 2:17? 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i guess not
2:49 "i did a drive by at my own daughter's quinceañera "
Students: * stop to listen and feel bad*
Jordan: then I got sucked in a wormhole consequencesss"😂😂😂 my favorite part
The principal just saying “what” killed me
This is my 5th time watching this and I’ve just noticed they’re sitting at desks in the auditorium
Consequences of watching it 5 times.
My school had an auditorium with desks and it was pretty rad.
@@mikegutschow8384 Much nicer to sit in those comfy chairs
consequences, bruv
No desks in my gym. We had bleachers that would retract back. If you got stuck underneath that, kiss your ass goodbye
"And then I got trampled by a heard of Buffalo"
Almost spat out my food 🤣🤣🤣
That little shimmy when he said “into the mouth of dragon”. LOL.
That killed me too
Robertoni7 😂😂😂
Jordan Peterson likes this 🤣
I love how he brings in the back to the Future movie as a part of his life experiences "Than I went to another dimention and tried to introduce my parents to eachother"
Yep, I was wondering if anyone was going to mention the Back to the Future reference. I think it was the only one I recognized.
Lol 😂 😂😂
Yeah I keep forgetting that the reference is not caught by everyone. I am 44 years old and also a sort of film historian, so for me it was an easy connection.
-When you zone out during class-
The teacher: “...then a piano fell on my head. Got 88 concussions, one for each key.”
*Hol up*
Yeah! Ur like wait what???😂👌🏾
Hunter Productions a piano fell on to my head once too. I got 87 concussions tho, cause the piano had a missing key.
CONSEQUENCEZZZZZZZZ
An electric keyboard fell on me, so I only got 62 concussions. Then I died though.
I don't normally go in for all that finding Jesus, life changes, motivational speaker crap, but this guy really made me think.
I went around talking smack about the Roman emperor, and they crucified me. Consequences!
@@getuliovargas620 That was the Cliff Notes version of the New Testament, according to Jordan Peele.
After the talk Principal be like: "I picked up a random 'not-so-sure-if-he-is-a-gang-member' guy to talk at a school assembly; consequences..."
“Gave me 88 concussions 1 for each key” 😂😂
Key's reactions after every consequence are what's killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂
02:14 His impersonation of tough kids tho'👌
Z
Lol
I clicked on this video so now I have to binge watch all the rest of their videos
CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
"I invented Johnny B Good at my parents prom"
Some people won't understand that reference and those people should face CONSEQUENCES
YouMessedUpAAron Great Scott, no! ;)
That's heavy
Yeah... Now I'm in self Quarantine!
CONSEQUENCES
Nice user name 😆
People who dont get it deserves to be struck by lightning with a force of 1.21 gigawatts. CONSEQUENCES
when you think you have had the worst life ever...
I don't know.,. Mine runs pretty close sometimes.
Laveyan Pride
Wormhole?
@@claytonbrown7120 other dimension.
@@laveyanpride9362 I hope you have never been shot out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon
@@docthemetalfreak describes my 1st marriage perfectly.
It's just such perfect delivery by both of them.... True professionals... Amazing
Starting making some real crimes HOMEBOY
oh yeah oh yeah and then
I got trampled by a heard of buffalo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
This one had me in tears till the end. Best skit ever!!!🤣🤣🤣
Consequences
hommme - boyyy haha
Lol why he move like that when he say it
@@23hawk_75 lmfaoo
3:03 I love how he says concequences.
me too
😂😂😂 his face
He was like "got yah" with that one 😂😂
2:01 is the best
😂😂😂😂
He's truly the most loco!
yeeeaaah, hooome, boyyyy!
@@marcosbistros it's not boyyyy it's BOOOOIIIIIII
The subtle, "Feel like he missed a step there." 😭😭😭
someone in wuhan ate a bat. now i am unemployed in uk
CONSEQUENCES
Mike Ray, are you joking?
nightwishnemo, thank you, I did not know that.
@Mike Ray How stupid to you have to be to believe this shit. For a start, why the hell would "the government" create the virus on purpose? Whether China or America or elsewhere? What purpose would that serve? One hilarious argument I've heard is that they wanted to "save money" by paying less pensions... even though this pandemic has cost the economy billions upon billions of dollars. Use your brain.
I don't trust authority either, but nor am I dumb enough to think this virus is a hoax
@@DanStrider7 the first ever person to have gotten the virus was a scientist at a coronavirus research lab in China. And there were no traces of the virus in the Wuhan wet market only people who have contracted it there
@@DanStrider7 I had written a really detailed explanation as to how they benefitted from this but RUclips just randomly went off, so I'm going to try summarising it again.
China has benefitted a lot from this. Billions and Billions of dollars. Ever since the virus hit Europe, they started investing heavily in stocks in European companies and a lot of shipping and port based companies.
Then, they did the exact same thing in the US. This is seriously improving their control over trade which is mostly conducted through the sea route.
Second, their exports have seriously shot up since the virus hit everywhere because China was already prepared to export emergency equipment on call. Almost insane how they knew this.
Third, after US and Europe, they are now directly targetting India, literally by crossing over the border and building roads there for further trade, while India is in a seriously vulnerable position.
Fourth, this has been going on for years but again, they are stepping up their resource farming in Africa and basically control a lot of their continents resources.
Last, while literally no country in the world is being able to tackle this well, other than a few small population countries, China in the beginning stages itself got rid of most of the virus. It's baffling how when even following stricter guidelines than China aren't getting results in countries with way fewer people.
I also forgot to mention the hoarding of essential supplies as soon as the pandemic hit by immigrants in Australia, New Zealand, UK creating a supply deficit for the demand of masks, gloves. These immigrants hoarded them just before the virus got serious in these countries and forced them to import this stuff from China due to a shortage. There is even video proof of this happening again and again.
So, to sum up, they have control over exports, imports, corporations of other countries just because of the virus. So, please tell me again, why don't you think someone would do this?
I'm not saying they did it, I'm just saying it's not out of the realm of possibility that they actually did something like this.
“ I got shot out of a catapult..in to the mouth of a dragon”😂😂😂
What movie reference is that?
@@KgwediyaMollo reign of fire
That little move he does,when he says "into the mouth of a dragon " made me choke laughing.
“CONSEQUENCESZZZZZ ”
The way he said " I dont lie anymore"..he was actually being honest because of all the consequences he sufferred for his previous actions
They we're hanging on the streets late at night "starts dancing" more than cigarette smokers!! 💀💀💀
“YEAH... then I got sucked into a wormhole”
"They were hanging on the streets late at night "
As he salsa dances 💃
Thought I would watch one skit... still here 4 hours later... CONSEQUENCES
“Started making some real crimes home BOIIIII” 😂 cracks me up every time
"I NOT FINISHED WITH MY STORY!"
Storeee
😂😂😂😂look how the principal walked off the stage after that
The fucking catapult and wormhole line killed me. His delivery and the way he moves, it's just great.
The fact that the audience didn't burst out laughing while recording this is a minor miracle to me.
I would of been dying XD
Robin they’re actors....
@@Realmeetingoftheminds Actors still crack up during funny takes. Just watch some blooper reels.
It's called editing....they do multiple takes and piece it together. Probably even did some takes when he wasn't even present.
I dont understand why some people dont like Key and Peele. Every video I see of them has me laughing out loud.
"Student everything you heard today is lie"
"I don't lie anymore" 😂😂
You start watching one Key and Peele video and now it's 3 AM.
*CONSEQUENCES*
I think there's a typo in the title. This should be called: "The World’s BEST High School Assembly Speaker"
They re-uploaded the skit, and had to change the title.
CONSEQUENCES!
"Yeaaaah Yeaaahhh! Then, I got sucked into a wormhole... CON-SE_QUEN-CES!"
It’s a small part but I lose it every time he says “I use to make fun of the principal” and it switches to him and he’s agreeing because he’s on the spotlight. Freakin gold man 😂
"One day I was speaking at a school assembly, telling my craaazy life story to the students, nobody believed me and they started walking out on me, I panicked and started to smoke crack right there and a wrecking ball flattened me against the wall. Consequencezzz!"