Splatoon 2: Callie's Fortune Challenge... Sigh

I tried to use Callie's weapon of the day and.... insanity ensues.
Eppy, what have you done to me. XD
Outro music is by sheddy! It's a remix of 'Blitz It!' from the game Splatoon 2.
• 'Sea-P-U' Blitz It! by...