Donald Trump’s Bible Grift Mocked
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- Опубликовано: 29 мар 2024
- Donald Trump is selling bibles and Tommy Campbell mocks the ridiculousness of immoral Trump selling a book he's never opened, shares his hilarious dub of Trump’s bible commercial and gets into what many are missing from Trump’s bible scam. Plus, Tucker is back to discuss Matt Maddock, Easter and more fan favourites return. #topicalcomedy #politicalsatire Subscribe / @tommycampbell
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Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.
LOL
Has Trump payed Kinkos for those Bibles he had printed off, yet.
Plus, there are Bible apps that are, free to download, so the jokes, on him.
The only reason trumpy likes this version of the bible is because he thought it contained a centerfold of ivanka in a bikini...
Tommy & All, we were out taking care of some business so we are joining this party a little late. You started it early without us. You’re forgiven. 😂
Bob & Ally
I am so tired of hearing about Trump. Justice system is broke because of him.
Because of him and the GQP. Glitch McConnel alone had already ruined it for a generation.
Yeah always have been against black people
It's the same shyte here in the UK. We need an election now, please.
No, we are just seeing how broken it is because of him
Until we hand this joker his walking papers, this cancer on our country will continue to grow.
Donald Trump knows less about the Bible than Kevin sorbo knows about acting
Solid gold comment here folks 🤣
"Ooh that's gotta hurt!"
Real talk.
LOL! 🤣 Citation of the week! 👍
C.I.N.O.
My favorite Bible verse after watching trump's obscene performance.
"Jesus wept."
LOL!
John 11:35 you think the orange cult god knew that?
Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.
Nailed it lol
...or complaining of war injury because you tripped on coffee table while watching MASH 😂
and on the confederate side at that
@@johnroper4709🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Donald Trump who says that the Bible is his second best book couldn't even recite a chapter nor a verse of his favorite book
Exactly lol
Slap a Mein Kampf cover on it and he will read it cover to cover.
Can he recite any part of 'Art Of The Deal" ? He didn't write it.
@@jessicamerriman2336He already has.
@@FortunateXpat Not only that, he can probably recite it by heart. Like his third favourite book "Wh0re and P!ss".
Trump Bibles...We've finally reached Peak Hypocrisy. 💁🏿♂️🙆🏻♀️🗻
It's up there with Lindell's brain gummies lol
Surely the tRump Bible has a centerfold, right? Asking for my bi friend. 😏
@@jessicamerriman2336 I thought It'd be a Pop-up book. 📙
@@user-em6ie2be7x 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't be so sure. If the "Trump-endorsed" Koran were marketed, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
If there were actual gods, that book would burst into flames in his hands. The fact that he still walks free is all the evidence I need for the case of non-existence.
Well said Heather. 👍🏻
Hello Tommy !
I did bad things with bad people. Then I had serious health problems and was hospitalized for three months. I thought I had value. After one month nobody came to visit me anymore. I had time to watch Trump on TV. It made me realize that there was not any interested in me. I was just a sheep, a number. Now I feel better with myself because I'm free from that group. I'll never be a MAGA-Lago supporter.
Phil. Peace.
Good for you man!
Welcome back to sanity
Better luck in the future.
Glad your doing better, both physically and mentally. Stay well and vote blue❤
Hope you're ok now.
"If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear."
- Marjorie Taylor Greene
Only the best and brightest for maga lol
I find that appropriate. The closer one gets to Maggot Marge's head the louder one hears the ocean.
MTG = Mr. Ed Except Mr. Ed had horse sense and was quite a handsome fellow.
😂😂😂😂
I'd buy that tee shirt
Lol the refund policy says NO REFUNDS! It's hilarious. It also says 6-8 weeks or more for delivery. If they never get it, like the shoes, too bad so sad. These people are stupid! 😂😂😂
Yup, only the best and brightest for maga lol
They're so STUPID! Trump will sell them his "Annointed Washcloths" next!
Typical Trump and Company RIP-OFF!@@Em_Ell
The smoke came out of Jim's ears trying to think of a come back. 😂
So true lol
Now he'll have to tell his Maga buddies that he got his butt kicked by Leslie Stahl!
Gym
Remember when that CNN reporter asked him if he spoke to Trump on January 6? That was a epic malfunction, too.
I thought he was going to cry once.
Tommy this channel is my absolute favorite. Since I lost my dad in late 2020 this has been what kept me going. Now I'm losing my mom, this channel still remains a refuge. Thank you my friend for all you do.
Big love to you. I lost my dad years ago, it's ain't easy losing a parent. Two must be incredibly tough. Glad I bring you laughs 💟
I'm so sorry.
Trump bibles.
Talk about "holy sh-t."
Good one lol
😂😂
LOL! 😂
But it's a limited special MAGA translation where all the mentions of 'Jesus' have been replaced with "Donald"!
The passages where he crashed at a wedding and transformed water into diet coke , or where he multiplied filet-O-fish to feed his crowd of followers at a rally and left them to deal with the bill, are actually inspiring. 📕😇
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Hey buddy! You are REALLY slaying us today! LOLOL!
Take care and stay safe. 🤗 🤗
Your friends,
Bob & Ally 🥤 🥤
Your impersonation of TC is so on the nose, the laugh is so good
Thank you! Spread the good work. I work really hard here to do it and do it all old school!
How is that Bible not bursting into flames as he holds it. Must be an optical illusion. Always love your Saturday videos Tommy!
This made me laugh. Thanks for being awesome Alex!
Maybe the Constitution shield him or the spirit of the original Pledge of Allegiance that have the "under God" added until 1954...
He has broken every one of the ten commandmens!!!!!!!
Yup lol
Absolutely! 😂
He wants to terminate the constitution
Well, this makes Donny a sorta "expert" on "The Bible", doesn't it?
😅 "... clown car combover..." Hilarious TC !!
Thank you Neil!
2:15 And with a straight face Kevin Sorbo wonders why his acting career went full Titanic. 🚢
lol
The Titanic lasted longer than Kevin Sorbo’s career😏
He is still hurt that "Xena, warrior princes" had a far bigger audience AND got to kiss Gabrielle! 😉
His first wife, Ivana, said he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches at his bedside.
Exactly!
Now all I can imagine is him curled up in a ball on her lap, "read to me again, you know I can't."
I believe he "came" into the book, also!
I’ll just take the Gideon’s Bible next time I’m at the Holiday Inn and save $59.99. No one reads them so there won’t be any sticky pages to deal with.
Well played Michael.
Not to be that guy Mike but doesn't a room at the Holiday Inn cost more than $59.99 a night? 😂😂😂
It must be "awful" to be "burdened" with "Trump honesty"!
@@bemasaberwyn55Every single room at every hotel in the USA has a free Bible placed there by the Gideons.
“Penthouse is so terrific. You know the sores are so stinging. I call them my personal Vietnam.” 😂
I work crazy hard here. Do the impressions, time the dubs. I am the ant-AI old school channel. Thanks for appreciating my hard work. 😄
MIPA!
Excellent. I especially like the video of Trump advertising his bible and yearning for pictures of his daughter. Now that demand for Mike Lindell pillows has dried up, maybe Trump can fill the void and sell his own pillows. He would likely set a price at $100 per pillow as many of his supporters don't seem to know the value of money.
They all claim Biden made them broke meanwhile they keep buying maga junk lol
Perhaps Donny and Ivanka WILL "BREAK-IN" these pillows?
His sycophantic believers don’t have a pot to
P I S S in!
More like $300 but he did have more realistic expectations with $59.99 😆😆 Only Dump would try to SELL the Bible when churches give them away!! We used to get a a tiny new testament in school!! And you can pick up a Gideon Bible at many hotels and motels!! And yet us Libs are the 🐑🐏! You can't make this stuff up. 🤪
Thanks for keeping me laughing in this dark time. 😂😂😂
Always here to mock the right wing crazies.
I prefer to call Sorbo, "Failcules".
This is awesome lol
He is still dealing with the trauma that Xena, warrior princess, got to kiss Gabrielle! 💋
OMG! "Bless your stupid head." I'm screaming. Thanks, Tommy.
Right on! Glad you loved this one. Please share :)
@tommycampbell I shared it to Threads.
Trump's favorite Bible quote. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
He just merged one document that states give to Caesar what is Caesars with a document that states government and church should be separate; in a book that is free, and charges 60 dollars for it. Incredible.
Coming Soon: Trump's Swimsuit Edition of the Holy Bible.
With sticky pages.
So hot right now. 🔥
🤣
@@mphmph1198 Good one. 😅🤣😂
It's tremendous that it's hot like Ivanka, which makes trump wish they weren't related bigley.
On a whim, I checked eBay for the Trump/Greenwood bible... and it's selling, and sold, for close to a 300% mark-up from other sellers.
Oy vey
Yikes lol
It'll make GREAT "fire fodder" SHORTLY!
"GOOD EVENING!!!!" I love hearing that, Tuckums is my favorite impression. Hope it doesn't hurt your throat. Thanks MR. C.💙👍
Thank you so much!!!
It bears repeating:
If one could reason with religious people, there wouldn't be any religious people.
Solid take.
Same goes for Fascists
I like what Colbert said about fRump's Bible ... it has a centerfold.
lol
As a Bible-believing Christian, who is washed-in-the-blood of American Jesus, I've been praying that God will restore Mr. Campbell's hair. Every week, i come to this site ready to praise God for His kindness and welcome Brother Campbell into the fold of believers. Hasn't happened yet, but if Trump can hawk Bibles with a straight face, I know miracles exist.
Thank you for your incredible hair prayers!
Praise Jesus! Let the follicles spring forth!!😁
trump always has a straight face. It takes lots of practice to lie with such skill.
We don't know how many have been praying that he will remain bald for their own reasons!
So as it is foretold
Well done Tommy, good job. Trump and Bibles reminded me of John Goodman in 'Brother, where art thou'. It is the epitome of the door to door scam, the world over. Again props for your Tucker, hilarious! Good job Tommy, good Job!
If you enjoyed Goodman in that, please please please watch The Righteous Gemstones!
Salesman (1969) is a great documentary film by the Maysles brothers about door-to-door bible salesmen.. They attempt to wheedle poor households into buying very expensive large bibles.
@@tommycampbell oooh will do, always looking for good stuff to watch. Very clever actor. Superb part in Red State, which seems to be more and more relevant as an image of Trump's MAGA America.
@@geoffoconnor3487 thank you, I shall follow up on that
Loved that movie !
"I'm not a Fop guy. I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Where's that bolt of lightning?
I think that if Trump ever entered a church the whole thing would fall. 😂😂
Ha!
On the copy rights page of his bible, at the bottom, in little teeny weeny print it says...
"May burst into flames with no cause or provication"
Ha! 🔥 📚
Vampires will HAVE NO FEAR of "The Trump Bible"!
I watched for about 2 minutes and was floored by Jordan's response!!!!!!
Never trust Fascists 🤬
"Most of you can't see past the windows you're licking..." 😂🤣😂 Thanks for that one, Tommy.
Thank you! 😄 👅
The "cleaned" up audio of Donnie's Bible griift pitch is priceless. ...LMFAO!
I do my best here mate!
I have no religion or beliefs but I find this grotesque !
Amen
🙌🏻
"the bible for dummies" I was waiting for him to say " it slices and dices" "Sham-wow" thanks Tommy
Sham wow! 🤣
“No they don’t.” It’s as simple as that. Every reporter should do this simple thing.
I'm totally with you Darryl.
Never has a Congress person been so aptly named as "Coma"
lol
Love the revised ad! Much better than the original!😂😂😂
Thanks Audrey! i work hard here 😄
@@tommycampbell That Soros (not Sorbo's) tech was a great investment.
THANKS TOMMY another GREAT video!!! The "Brannon Howse" song titles are hilarious and your Sucker Carlson laugh is spot on. THANKS AGAIN TOMMY!!! Take care, bud.
I appreciate you catching all the little things! Thank you!
Surprised the Bible never caught fire after he picked it up.
Good one Jim! 🔥
Thanks
Thank you so much Mark! 🇦🇺
You got Tuckers laugh down, pat.another good one Tommy keep em coming.
Thanks 👍
Trump selling the bible is like me being an airline pilot. I am 95 and have a cataract in one eye..🥸
Ha!
Still take you over 45 in a heartbeat!
Please please please don’t ever stop doing Tucker. Carlson! It is absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂Thanks for brightening up my week all of the time, Tommy! You are awesome!❤❤❤❤❤
Right on. Thanks for saying so. 😄
'The Bible is a very personal book to me. For $50 extra, i will sign and ship to a limited number of, uh, "patriots" an upside down Bible ,just like i held up in front of the catholic church, during my first term. The one i wasnt ccheated out of!'
🤣
I will also TRY to get Stormy Daniels to sign your copy of "My Great Existence" also!-Donny Trump
Episcopal Church
Sticky pages and airport stalking, knew you'd cover it. 🤣
Right on right on lol
Well religion has always been the greatest grift of history figures orange baby would get to it eventually
👍🏻
Im tired of those jokers thinking they speak for me.
Hi Tommy
Hi Alfred 😊
Hi Alfred!
Hi Charlene!
@@tommycampbell I laughed when I saw that. Thank you!
It's a Cult, Tommy!
100% agree with you Ronald.
Thanks!
Mighty kind of you. Thanks for kicking this one off.
Your Trump’s Bible Commercial was top notch. Hilarious. And I love the effect you’ve added for Alex Jones!! Always outdoing yourself, Tommy!
Thank you Jay! 😄
Trump selling Bibles is the greatest thing to happen to American Christianity since 1976, when country singer Bobby Bare released "Drop Kick Me, Jesus".
@markkozlowski3674
To steal a quote from @tommycampbell “That’s fire 🔥”
Take care!
Bob & Ally 🧦 🧦
Matt Gaetz heard “Sweet Sixteen” tournament and left Florida immediately. Suite 16 is also his favorite hotel room number.
This is gold! 🏆
With his history of failed businesses should he be allowed to sell Bibles?
"The American people are smart, I haven't said that" that's probably the most truthful thing Gym Jordan has ever said.
Also heard Rudy Guiliani says he'll have to live like the rest of us if he has to sell his multimillion dollar condo cause he had to have his podcast!! Welcome to the real world Rudy!!😅
But wait there’s more…!
I just can’t anymore!
Never again!
Hawking a Bible that contains the constitution and declaration, so goes the separation of church and state!
Yup, totally nuts. Thanks for watching and joining the talk.
Thanks Tommy. That comment from the magat who 'laughed harder in the childrens cancer burn unit' was so disturbing. It was more than a typical magat attempt at insult. I just don't understand what kind of 'mind' can actually think, never mind say something like that.
Yeah it was rather cringe. These folks are nuts.
Demons! Demons!
DEMONS! ALL!
Trump quoting the Bible
2 Corinthians... walked up to me... tears in their eyes... and said sir we miss you in the Whitehouse
The White Nazionalist house under Con Poorleone 😂
Hey atleast held it up the right way this time. “ Yes, he's an idiot with zero common sense, and no social skills, but he IS my son. I just hope he never goes into politics. He'd be a disaster” - quote from Maryanne Trump
Mom knows best 🤷🏻♀️
Thanks for sharing the quote . this will be good for the mothers day sale.
OMG!!!!! Bravooooo!!! Tommy.. as always super funny,, but dude the trump monologue was EPIC... that was a reality hit on the sack of trump.. bravooooo❤❤❤❤❤❤👍❤❤❤thank youuuu.. hello to rusty
Thanks so much! 💟
Dude!! I really love your work, it's very funny and informative in truth. I always roll laughing. But my God Tommy. That monolog. Was exactly on the dot. I think you didn't miss anything!! Lol... well spoken. It was so funny and jaw on the floor kinda feeling.. it is EPIC.. thanks.. much love my brother, and God bless in this passover days 🙏
Grateful to have a channel I don't have to, fast forward, when "it" speaks. Instead I can close my eyes & chuckle. Thanks again!
Australia*~
I work very hard to make this show. Thank you!
Thanks Tommy for another sensational show.
Like so many the Diaper Don Bible Scam left me gob smacked !!!
Thanks as always for your wonderful weekend show.
Glad you enjoyed it pal. Happy 🍫 🐰 weekend
Thanks very much again and again. Oh my God. Unbelievable. Him selling Bibles 😢. I am sure that if goes to church it's to be photographed 😮. Happy Easter to you and family and all here and delicious food to Rusty 🎉
Have a great 🐰 🍫 weekend 🙌🏻
,👍👍👍@@tommycampbell
Tommy I got to tell you this. I spend I fair bit of time trolling those idiots , one said something dumb , as usual so I hit them with "if you keep opening your wallet for him he may promote you to his special services "Brown pants, stormpooper" it'll get you close to his whole and then you can give him a good rimming?....😂
I may be biased but the speed I came up with it I was.....
And I'm not a star wars/trek fan either
Solid gag Joe! 🤣
Omg... the Mike Johnson sticky hands/bible joke had me rolling 😂😂😂
Awesome. Thank you Michele! 💟
Thanks again for making serious problems with America funny. 😂
I do best to blast the crazies Andy. Thanks for cheering me on.
Thank You Tommy :)
Your hard work making us all laugh is helping a lot
Glad to hear it! 🔭
1 My favorite comedian is bald.
nice work!
Great outing Tommy. Thx for the laughs.
I was going to try and make a joke about.. 'DJT selling Bibles is like...'
But I honestly couldn't come up with a suitable analogy so absolutely and finitely stupid.
It's like Lindell selling cognitive pills is pretty good. Glad you enjoyed my comedy efforts again pal. 🙌🏻
You Sir, make the best trump promos! 🤣🤣🤣
So if I understand, those bibles are just old unsold bibles refurbished with Darth Diaper's hair dye on them?
Thank you for another great show!❤💚💙
Thanks Carlos! Takes a ton of work. I really pride myself on doing the voices and impressions vs the increasing surge of cloning and other stuff.
@carloslaroux4369
“. . . refurbished with Darth Diaper’s hair dye on them . . .”
OMG! Another Carlos classic comment. 🤣 🤣
TC obviously works very hard on his videos. You add to them with your hilarious comments. Take care. 🤗 💙 🤗 💙
Bob & Ally 🧦 🧦
@tommycampbell
My lovely wife and I hope you keep doing your own thing. You should be very proud of the product you put out! ❤️ ❤️
Bob & Ally 🌭 🌭
@@bobs6503 Thank you kindly, my dear friends! 😊
Tommy has been working incredibly hard to make a top quality show, and more importantly, he manages to torch MAGA without resorting to vulgarity. That is the magic of his style of comedy!
And it's just amazing to read all the hilarious comments for each video. Just makes us want to do our part to add to the fun! 😂
Take care! 🤗🤗
@@carloslaroux4369if the Bible came from Mara lardo you can be confident it wasn't used
Texans used to go on booze cruise, now they go on a snooze Cruz !!😂😂👏👏👍👍
Ha!
Hey Tommy great show Brother. 😂
Rock Onward ❤
Hey, thanks! 😄
It's wild seeing Jim Jordan actually left speechless😂 🙊
Love it. lol
The "no questions asked woodshed on the I36" references will never get old 😂 For that one moment you looked like you were morphing into Raban from Dune 😮
Ha, thank you!
Fun fact: I screen capped one of the videos on the bible-hawking website claiming it would be a "timeless HAIRLOOM". This latest grift just shows that there is no bottom to the depths to which tRump will sink in his quests for cash.
This is hilarious 🤣 📚
"Her crown of Dorito thorns ..." Can't stop laughing at the mental image. Bravo!
Marjorie Zombie Jesus Doritos Greene 🤣
OMG - You always make a bad day better - Thank you for sharing your talent. BTW- Apparently the factory producing and drop shipping Trumps golden sneakers are selling them on aliexpress for $30 (w/ free shipping!) circumventing Trumps licensing deal. LOL Gotta love dealing with those trustworthy Chinese factories.
That is wild. Will look into that. Thanks for the tip.
Thanks for the laughs Tommy! This is going to be a long year. 😂
Yup, we're going backwards lol
Sticky pages!! 😂😂 Citizen Donny hawking bibles bought from a dodgy guy who stored stock in his car from earlier failed promotion when they were 10 dollars cheaper . Which is seriously why more likely sticky pages .. nowt to do with gold leaf more to do with mould .. grifter Trump providing pure comedy gold. Good show Tommy thx😊
Thanks pal. I'm always here to blast these crazies. 😄
Tommy Cccccccc!!!!!😂😂😂😂 you the man my brother. Bloody hysterical as always !!! great to see you back OG!!
Much appreciated Franky! Never went away, just had two one show weeks in a row. Life 🤷🏻♂️ 🤣
Hey, I loved your Trump Bible sale commercial, 😂 i was crying, also Pillow man Mike Lindell is forecasting the Rapture if Trump loses, and we should be happy about that?!? Also read that Trump ordered like $250 of fast food burgers and fries and other goodies before leaving on his plane to fly God knows where now😮!! And they weren't for anyone else, you can bet!! Actually, Melania falls 3rd behind Alina Habba Dabba Do!! 😅 and I love the new Alex Jones face!!
Thanks for being a great subscriber Harry! 😄
😂 always a great laugh! thanks Tommy 👍
Glad you enjoyed it!
We all know "investigating these things takes time.", but no one expects it to take a full 10 mins, just to see who exits the plane. That's just insane.
Amazing number of comments across YT saying that they are surprised the Bible in Trump's little fingers doesn't burst into flames. Well, that just reinforces my atheism.😁
🤣 👍🏻
If there are trumpbibles with sticky pages, they were probably endorsed by Donny with his fingers covered in ketchup after eating all those cheeseburgers.
Yay! Here comes Tommy with the latest and greatest! Thanks again Tommy. 😊
My pleasure!
Lock him up
🙌🏻
I must admit, if he sold a Trumphead toilet brush. I would buy one
lol 🚽
Well if you dazzle them with brilliance,baffle them with bull sh.t .