Loading the dishwasher, folding towels, stocking the fridge or pantry with groceries, arranging the furniture in the living room are all things that "married" men aren't allowed to do their own way. LOL!
That's because loading the dishwasher wrong means the dishes don't get clean. Doing laundry in water That's too hot ruins the clothes and doing laundry in water that isn't hot enough without using an all temperature or cold water detergent can mean the clothes don't come clean. Fortunately most of today's detergents are all temperature, but that wasn’t the case when I was growing up. Doing delegates in a regular cycle can tear them
OMG...this is so true, Bill. I didn't realize that I do this too...reorganize the dishwasher, have a set way of doing laundry, etc. But I guess that is just marriage codes! 😂😊😂
It makes unloading more efficient, to pick up all the plates in one go, then the bowls, etc. Arranging the silverware so each type of utensil is all together isn’t as necessary.
I am not the only person in this house that knows how to load a dishwasher appropriately you are 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love the blue collar guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
My husband refuses to load the dishwasher correctly. Pots and pans on top, plastic on the bottom. Never puts silverware handle up. Can't tell you how many times I have been stabbed by sharp knives .😢
Yup, I told the family, “Load the dishwasher my way or you can get up at 5:30am when I do and unload it.” It worked out just fine, it was loaded perfectly every time. 😉☺️
Hi Bill.... Your wife and I have the same issues with the dishwasher and laundry. Obviously WE know how it needs to be done. Your wife is so lucky that YOU have apparently heard her. My family still hasn't heard or doesn't give a bat's patutty because they know that MOM will make it right. If I don't keep CONTROL in the laundry room it turns into a disaster, hoarder place. I really enjoyed hearing you and it actually made me feel better. Basically, Rule #1 is wife's rules/requests should be followed. Rule #2 refer to rule #1. Take care and thanks for making me laugh.
I wash my dishes by hand,never had a dishwasher in my life and I never will.Laundry is a different story i let my wife do that.Bill you are my all time favourite, a regular guy.🇨🇦🇬🇧👍😂
Was trained to conduct Come to Jesus meetings by one of its founding members! Her signal was your first and middle names in that 'particular' tone. Woe unto you that responded in Smart-Aleck😱💥💥
Oh, yeah-usually I heard my first name, followed by a brief silence, then followed by my first name and middle name. Heaven forbid if I heard first, middle, and last names! Of course, names were a bit funny-I was an only child, but Dad was one of 9, Mom was one of 10. Mom’s brothers, all 7, had names that started with “D”, Papa’s name started with “D”, & my name starts with “D”! Then Mom & one of her sisters both started with a “P”. Needless to say, things could get pretty comical! It’s even worse now that Mom’s in her 80’s. I have to remind her that I’m not one of her sisters when she forgets my name! Lol Grannie used to start yelling at one of the boys, & just start letting the “D” names fly! Lol 😂
Me being single and living in my own house. I wash my all my clothes in one load in cold water. I don't wear underwear and don't have to worry about it's feelings getting hurt during the wash cycle.
i wander if that story rings true in the Bill’s house hold. Military set up in the dishwasher. Washing machine at my age 43 i know better ask. two just put them in the basket 🧺 run like you done pulled a pin 🧷 on a grenade. My dad is old school parent ;the almighty word No. or no your not allowed. no explanation. My dad is one of those parents example my brother wanted college education now you’ve bumped up in scale horishima bomb. 💣 My brother got to see the bright light my dad n spending money gave my brother just one year. no more. yes he graduated good glad BUT nobody would hire him. I tried telling my brother they want more education you have no work experience. he filled out countless resumes tried getting into the corporate world cart before the horse. I’m telling if you can afford college most won’t not in todays world being a store manager is something is all he could get even that isn’t fully happy. that you can tell he has to learn the school of hard knocks.
Yeah but you're the only one in this house is going to do it and do it the way she wants it done so I suggest you just be quiet and take care of it cuz I don't want to hear about it you married me to pay the bills I married you to take care of the house doing the dishes is taking care of the house
Marriage code right there!!! 😂😂
Loading the dishwasher, folding towels, stocking the fridge or pantry with groceries, arranging the furniture in the living room are all things that "married" men aren't allowed to do their own way. LOL!
Newly weds are allowed to.. just don't expect them to stay that way.
That's because loading the dishwasher wrong means the dishes don't get clean. Doing laundry in water That's too hot ruins the clothes and doing laundry in water that isn't hot enough without using an all temperature or cold water detergent can mean the clothes don't come clean. Fortunately most of today's detergents are all temperature, but that wasn’t the case when I was growing up. Doing delegates in a regular cycle can tear them
I'm not married but damn I still find Bill's routine absolutely hilarious
ME TOO 😊
That’s when Comedy has risen to Art. The boy’s an artist.
OMG...this is so true, Bill. I didn't realize that I do this too...reorganize the dishwasher, have a set way of doing laundry, etc. But I guess that is just marriage codes! 😂😊😂
The strategic loading of the dishwasher
It makes unloading more efficient, to pick up all the plates in one go, then the bowls, etc.
Arranging the silverware so each type of utensil is all together isn’t as necessary.
My husband was the one who "taught" me how to load a dishwasher. I grew up washing dishes by hand. 😊😆😂🤣😅
@@ChrisJones-gx7fc It's also a lot easier to take care of the silverware if it's sorted
He forgot to mention rinsing the dishes before loading them into the dishwasher...I always do that ..my husband does not.. 😅
No need to rinse. That's why we have a dishwasher
I rinse and/or let soak. Makes perfect sense, but I live alone.
@redsky8763 I do too. I may run it every 4 or 5 days. Usually just wash after each meal
I do this the complete opposite, I put bowls on top & plates on bottom 😂😂
Thanks Bill!
So very true! Been there done that!😂
Love you Bill!🇺🇸
Still my favorite comedian!
Mine too. He's hilarious 😂
This is one of my favorite routines!!! So true!
I am not the only person in this house that knows how to load a dishwasher appropriately you are 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love the blue collar guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*apparently 🤦♂️
🇺🇸🔵LOVE YA BILL🙏💝 THANKS FOR ALL THE BELLY LAUGHS 😂🤣💝🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🇺🇸🔵💞
My husband refuses to load the dishwasher correctly. Pots and pans on top, plastic on the bottom. Never puts silverware handle up. Can't tell you how many times I have been stabbed by sharp knives .😢
❤ RIGHT ON BILL🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✌️😎😁🤣😂🤣
So true!! 😆🤣
1,000 degrees, it's no longer water.
I love Bill. He is hilarious!!! Guess what I’m coincidently doing well watching this. 😂😂😂
*while
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Thanks for posting this today, Bill. I needed to LMHO.
Love Bill
Yup, I told the family, “Load the dishwasher my way or you can get up at 5:30am when I do and unload it.” It worked out just fine, it was loaded perfectly every time. 😉☺️
Hi Bill.... Your wife and I have the same issues with the dishwasher and laundry. Obviously WE know how it needs to be done. Your wife is so lucky that YOU have apparently heard her. My family still hasn't heard or doesn't give a bat's patutty because they know that MOM will make it right. If I don't keep CONTROL in the laundry room it turns into a disaster, hoarder place. I really enjoyed hearing you and it actually made me feel better. Basically, Rule #1 is wife's rules/requests should be followed. Rule #2 refer to rule #1. Take care and thanks for making me laugh.
One of my favorite skits 😂
Try living on your own, you’ll find out how right Momma is.
I wash my dishes by hand,never had a dishwasher in my life and I never will.Laundry is a different story i let my wife do that.Bill you are my all time favourite, a regular guy.🇨🇦🇬🇧👍😂
Thats me, because i rearrange it.😂😂😂😂😂
I am the dishwasher
Me too
Being a Virgo, i get the organizing the dishwasher. Drives my wife NUTS!
LOL!!! ... He's so funny 🤣🤣🤣
I clean the house, and when my husband gets home he cleans the house. I stopped cleaning the house.
The only thing I put in the right spot is the utensils. Everything else I just stick in wherever there’s a spot
God...a dishwasher. I miss that
Brother, I am the same age as you and I haven't been allowed in the laundry room since October of 1980...just sayin. 😂😂
Won't make that mistake again
lol
Was trained to conduct Come to Jesus meetings by one of its founding members! Her signal was your first and middle names in that 'particular' tone. Woe unto you that responded in Smart-Aleck😱💥💥
Get out.
I always knew I was REALLY in trouble when my mom called me by my brother’s name. Then I knew she already HAD lost her mind.
lol yup- if my mom used my first AND middle name… doomsday 😂
Oh, yeah-usually I heard my first name, followed by a brief silence, then followed by my first name and middle name. Heaven forbid if I heard first, middle, and last names! Of course, names were a bit funny-I was an only child, but Dad was one of 9, Mom was one of 10. Mom’s brothers, all 7, had names that started with “D”, Papa’s name started with “D”, & my name starts with “D”! Then Mom & one of her sisters both started with a “P”. Needless to say, things could get pretty comical! It’s even worse now that Mom’s in her 80’s. I have to remind her that I’m not one of her sisters when she forgets my name! Lol Grannie used to start yelling at one of the boys, & just start letting the “D” names fly! Lol 😂
If you haven't trained your boys, how to get out of housework by doing it the wrong way. Well then, I can't help you.
If you use CASCADE WITH 2X THE CLEANING POWER IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHING MACHINE
😂
Me being single and living in my own house. I wash my all my clothes in one load in cold water. I don't wear underwear and don't have to worry about it's feelings getting hurt during the wash cycle.
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was she wrong?
i wander if that story rings true in the Bill’s house hold. Military set up in the dishwasher. Washing machine at my age 43 i know better ask. two just put them in the basket 🧺 run like you done pulled a pin 🧷 on a grenade. My dad is old school parent ;the almighty word No. or no your not allowed. no explanation. My dad is one of those parents example my brother wanted college education now you’ve bumped up in scale horishima bomb. 💣 My brother got to see the bright light my dad n spending money gave my brother just one year. no more. yes he graduated good glad BUT nobody would hire him. I tried telling my brother they want more education you have no work experience. he filled out countless resumes tried getting into the corporate world cart before the horse. I’m telling if you can afford college most won’t not in todays world being a store manager is something is all he could get even that isn’t fully happy. that you can tell he has to learn the school of hard knocks.
Yeah but you're the only one in this house is going to do it and do it the way she wants it done so I suggest you just be quiet and take care of it cuz I don't want to hear about it you married me to pay the bills I married you to take care of the house doing the dishes is taking care of the house