Top 10 Terrifying Animals You're Glad Are Exctinct

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @salahak7611
    @salahak7611 3 года назад +4689

    Ethan was quick to write down Josh's megalodong bar.

    • @astitvasingh9182
      @astitvasingh9182 3 года назад +67

      i was gonna comment the same..lol

    • @yasin-bn6qx
      @yasin-bn6qx 3 года назад +12

      fr lol

    • @tkc403
      @tkc403 3 года назад +79

      Now we know where he got it from loool

    • @thomastoomey3192
      @thomastoomey3192 3 года назад +6

      Yep u right

    • @angelomendonca9357
      @angelomendonca9357 3 года назад +15

      Or was it the other way around...
      Edit: yes I’m aware that this could’ve been recorded before the tinder vid but this could also be recorded after cause they don’t take as much time to record I was just bored

  • @NW-sp1fj
    @NW-sp1fj 3 года назад +11909

    I can imagine jj saying he’d easily beat one of these in a boxing match

    • @liamwatson6674
      @liamwatson6674 3 года назад +106

      Move out the way and then bam

    • @abisolakpopfan8209
      @abisolakpopfan8209 3 года назад +6

      @@lola-yy6nj what did it say?

    • @hugezk1824
      @hugezk1824 3 года назад +7

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @yessirr2445
      @yessirr2445 3 года назад +6

      True

    • @kgsmallman6630
      @kgsmallman6630 3 года назад +52

      JJ would beat them all in a boxing MATCH as the aninals wouldn't know the rules but the animals are gonna win in a fight

  • @elmond9239
    @elmond9239 3 года назад +5843

    Josh: "its finding a female megalodon and giving it his megalodong"
    Ethan: *write that down*

    • @dylancheale4406
      @dylancheale4406 3 года назад +27

      LMAO

    • @ethandalecki
      @ethandalecki 3 года назад +206

      You can see Ethan write it down as well 😂

    • @BladeTaylor
      @BladeTaylor 3 года назад +95

      Ethan said that joke in the newest Sidemen Tinder video. Tinder #3.

    • @marlonwijesundera9252
      @marlonwijesundera9252 3 года назад +155

      @@BladeTaylor that’s the joke my guy

    • @craigbezo4058
      @craigbezo4058 3 года назад +42

      @@marlonwijesundera9252 I think he was just explaining it to people who haven’t watch the tinder 3 vid

  • @1Solace7
    @1Solace7 3 года назад +2133

    Anything with disabilities: *exists*
    Ethan: *I N C E S T*

    • @sageglay9211
      @sageglay9211 3 года назад +45

      Somebody messed with their cousin and it was definitely not bullying👀

    • @nakiro1646
      @nakiro1646 3 года назад +16

      That's also the reason why ethan has a lazy eye

    • @iqbalanso4552
      @iqbalanso4552 2 года назад +4

      @@sageglay9211 questions

    • @Azrael-midnight
      @Azrael-midnight 9 месяцев назад +1

      My specialty

  • @FirePhoenixYT
    @FirePhoenixYT 3 года назад +4014

    Ethan’s logic: “If it can’t fly, it’s not a bird”
    Penguins, ostriches, kiwis, emus, etc.

    • @TurboChargedGaming
      @TurboChargedGaming 3 года назад +168

      kiwi is tasty

    • @HeyZeusy
      @HeyZeusy 3 года назад +112

      @@TurboChargedGaming lmao this guy

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT 3 года назад +14

      @@guscloyd9615 look it up bud

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT 3 года назад +48

      @@TurboChargedGaming the fruit sure, idk bout the bird

    • @twurtlemaggot8720
      @twurtlemaggot8720 3 года назад +54

      @@guscloyd9615 bruv, they are small brown birds that are native to New Zealand, they have long beaks and they are nocturnal

  • @faplbossisin8or977
    @faplbossisin8or977 3 года назад +1950

    “[Terror Birds] aren’t birds, they can’t fly”
    Ostriches: Am I a joke to you

    • @chris_flies_business
      @chris_flies_business 3 года назад +54

      also emus and cassowaries

    • @dankdeitydripsta729
      @dankdeitydripsta729 3 года назад +58

      Penguins

    • @somethingnewithink8113
      @somethingnewithink8113 3 года назад +15

      @@happycampers2005 They can fly bruv

    • @emilioviloria8883
      @emilioviloria8883 3 года назад +9

      @@happycampers2005 are you brain dead

    • @Nitrez
      @Nitrez 3 года назад +1

      Hi! I’m a new RUclipsr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about 2 years ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do lots of cool vids and love and notice every single subscriber, thank you!!!!

  • @jsvleek9570
    @jsvleek9570 3 года назад +2192

    “It’s fossils were found in Scotland”
    Simon: *HoW dO wE kNoW tHeSe ExIsTeD?*

    • @bruh-th7sr
      @bruh-th7sr 3 года назад +21

      THats Cap

    • @Nitrez
      @Nitrez 3 года назад +3

      Hi! I’m a new RUclipsr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about 2 years ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do lots of cool vids and love and notice every single subscriber, thank you!!!!

    • @inahole2678
      @inahole2678 3 года назад +45

      @@Nitrez stop self advertising

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 года назад +23

      @@Nitrez never forget that you are a person that leeches off of others

    • @kacper6116
      @kacper6116 3 года назад +1

      @@Nitrez man I'm on 11 subs and j don't ask anyone for subs so stfu

  • @cFROSTYscriv
    @cFROSTYscriv 3 года назад +2556

    If you played Ark survival evolved you know how terrifying some of these could be.

    • @Robert-wi9op
      @Robert-wi9op 3 года назад +154

      I was thinking that and they used the notes

    • @JM_Karting02
      @JM_Karting02 3 года назад +134

      Kapro camping that ob on scorched earth. If you know you know

    • @charliebartle9393
      @charliebartle9393 3 года назад +26

      Yh the gigatipithousthing in ark is cracked to run around and you don’t need a saddle

    • @prich943
      @prich943 3 года назад +3

      word

    • @jackskelton1674
      @jackskelton1674 3 года назад +16

      At least arthropleura isn’t on here

  • @alexjacobs8618
    @alexjacobs8618 3 года назад +2150

    Ethan: “it ain’t a bird, it don’t fly”
    Penguins everywhere:😢

    • @jameslloyd8948
      @jameslloyd8948 3 года назад +44

      Don't forget about chickens, peacocks, etr

    • @alexjacobs8618
      @alexjacobs8618 3 года назад +50

      @@jameslloyd8948 chickens can fly for a bit actually

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets 3 года назад +9

      Alex Jacobs they glide

    • @alexjacobs8618
      @alexjacobs8618 3 года назад +39

      @@CatchTheMarmosets I mean yea but they also use they’re wings and flap them to get to higher places. Don’t try to smart ass me, I work with chickens every day

    • @Kamil-tv1ov
      @Kamil-tv1ov 3 года назад +9

      @@alexjacobs8618 yeah n peacocks can fly too😤

  • @sambarrett4726
    @sambarrett4726 3 года назад +4408

    Oh shit this vid was the origin of ethan’s megalodong line in the latest tinder vid !!

    • @deservedw6071
      @deservedw6071 3 года назад +338

      facts and I reckon at 3:34 hes writing that line down in his notes

    • @sambarrett4726
      @sambarrett4726 3 года назад +44

      @@deservedw6071 oh for SURE

    • @orangeeeeeee
      @orangeeeeeee 3 года назад +31

      Noo I was about to say this but you beat me to it! It's probably true though lol

    • @jjjuarez1516
      @jjjuarez1516 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/RymNfJSrheE/видео.html

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

  • @faisalleo123
    @faisalleo123 3 года назад +566

    JJ: yeah I bet I could knock em out
    “Move to the side *bam* knock out”

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

    • @yiezhenglim
      @yiezhenglim 3 года назад

      this is exactly what JJ would say XD on point

  • @phnxmusicnz
    @phnxmusicnz 3 года назад +374

    Ethan: "Snakes are just living bits of string!"

    • @AssassinKing19
      @AssassinKing19 3 года назад

      that got my brain acting like "ndoelenrlföueue883nnnn....kspssömkk."

    • @vedantmukhi2071
      @vedantmukhi2071 3 года назад +4

      Imagine a snake takes this to be offensive

    • @I1-_Ok_-1I
      @I1-_Ok_-1I 3 года назад +1

      @@vedantmukhi2071 A fucking snake goes to twitter and cancels him

    • @Richrichaa
      @Richrichaa 3 года назад

      @@I1-_Ok_-1I Lmao

    • @dabohdsta
      @dabohdsta 3 года назад

      @@I1-_Ok_-1I #snakesarenotsring! Will be trending on twitter you wait for it

  • @camgib4185
    @camgib4185 3 года назад +2033

    I don’t know why people would be scared of these animals jj would just knock them out

  • @Astrumcs
    @Astrumcs 3 года назад +666

    *Shows obvious fake picture*
    Simon: this is cap

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

    • @hawksey2817
      @hawksey2817 3 года назад +29

      Simon actually pisses me off he is so stupid sometimes and thinks he’s so smart

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 3 года назад +2

      @blue cooper it means it's a lie

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 3 года назад +8

      @@hawksey2817 nah hes fun

    • @animajb6572
      @animajb6572 3 года назад +2

      @@Kae8 sometimes only, i feel cringe watch his videos.

  • @arpitsreeshkamath8380
    @arpitsreeshkamath8380 3 года назад +517

    3:23 is where ethan got the line for the sidemen sunday, you can see him writing it down

    • @seanfkelly27
      @seanfkelly27 3 года назад +24

      Was looking for a comment that said this

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +4

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @MJK1405
      @MJK1405 3 года назад +15

      @@Mrarmybarmy must be a shit edit

    • @aryamanm2170
      @aryamanm2170 3 года назад +9

      @@Mrarmybarmy .Im pretty sure noone in this comment section is gonna watch ur vid willingly. so sit back,relax and let the youtube algorithm do its thing.👍👍

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад

      @@aryamanm2170 gotcha ;)

  • @kingswellybelly8446
    @kingswellybelly8446 3 года назад +99

    "They eat horses"
    "So did we for a little while, Josh" 😂😂😂

    • @Gunxify
      @Gunxify 3 года назад +1

      And we still do

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 2 года назад +2

      go to central asia horse sausage very popular. ikea had horse meat in their meat balls so.

  • @marcusgaming7284
    @marcusgaming7284 3 года назад +959

    Simon: How do we know these things existed?"
    Narrarator: "Their fossils were found-"

    • @filipolaison2615
      @filipolaison2615 3 года назад +1

      Hahahhahahahah just watched that part and it was so funny

    • @filipolaison2615
      @filipolaison2615 3 года назад +23

      Love how he also thought that there could not have existed so many megaladons bc the ocean would not be “ big enough “ like the ocean is 10 meters deep

    • @georgejones7141
      @georgejones7141 3 года назад

      @J u can analyse the fossils I’m not an expert but I think u can analyse the bacteria on it etc to see how old it is

    • @georgejones7141
      @georgejones7141 3 года назад +3

      @J and just cause ur set 8 doesn’t mean everyone else is

    • @destinitra
      @destinitra 3 года назад +1

      I think J is lost cause Isaiah, George no point in replying to this troll anymore.

  • @orng_jui3e260
    @orng_jui3e260 3 года назад +1437

    Ethan: that ain't a bird it dont fly
    Penguins, chickens, ostriches and turkeys: *am I a joke to you*

  • @bobbywatto
    @bobbywatto 3 года назад +763

    Sidemen: "we need 8 minute videos!"
    Ethan: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @shush5878
      @shush5878 3 года назад +21

      @Iggy do you even know what that means

    • @LockIn.0
      @LockIn.0 3 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/DTK9P57V5VM/видео.html

    • @freddiemercury5987
      @freddiemercury5987 3 года назад +1

      Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
      Current...42

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад

      @Veehaan Patel no worries

  • @83drt
    @83drt 3 года назад +445

    Parents: “Video games don’t teach kids anything” 🤡🤡🤡
    Ark: “am I a joke to you”

    • @bullseyeq8798
      @bullseyeq8798 3 года назад +5

      Lool im dying 😭 so true

    • @B4SK3RV1LLE_
      @B4SK3RV1LLE_ 3 года назад +15

      to be fair, ark’s prehistoric creatures for the most part look nothing like the irl animals

    • @mazzariplayz4374
      @mazzariplayz4374 3 года назад +1

      Iii love u I was about to say the same thing

    • @juicypears5466
      @juicypears5466 3 года назад

      Minecraft too

    • @TheyFound_Jelan
      @TheyFound_Jelan 3 года назад

      @@juicypears5466 im not sure bout that

  • @amazingDani101
    @amazingDani101 3 года назад +1700

    Simon: "How do we know these things existed?"
    Every paleontologist: * doing years of research and finding fossils * "I guess my job literally means nothing!"

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 3 года назад +101

      No, its obviously because these animal were amazing at making self portraits. How else would we get all these drawings 🤨

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd 3 года назад +62

      That’s what really disappoints me. People who don’t know anything about nature shouldn’t react to nature because then when we watch it it’ll jus t be facepalming all the time. Last time ever I react to non-academics reacting to academic stuff, even if the info about the animals was very basic.

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 года назад +22

      @@maximosaurus042nd Cry

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd 3 года назад +18

      @@Xeno574 Stfu.

    • @Lil-mn1rf
      @Lil-mn1rf 3 года назад +10

      @@maximosaurus042nd don't watch it...

  • @PrehistoricWhale
    @PrehistoricWhale 3 года назад +741

    "stop calling it a terror bird cuz it ain't a bird bro it don't fly"
    The terror bird is just a big scary ostrich tho n last I checked those count as birds

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @alphomega2459
      @alphomega2459 3 года назад +15

      Logic is always out the window in these videos 🤣

    • @alphomega2459
      @alphomega2459 3 года назад +12

      @@Mrarmybarmy bro I’m not gonna lie I see this exact same comment last month 😬

    • @harrymorgan6201
      @harrymorgan6201 3 года назад +1

      @@Mrarmybarmy lol

    • @LockIn.0
      @LockIn.0 3 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/DTK9P57V5VM/видео.html

  • @haridaspalleeri6765
    @haridaspalleeri6765 3 года назад +131

    Apparently Ethan isn't aware that birds like Penguins and Ostrichs exist

  • @classymuffin4589
    @classymuffin4589 2 года назад +26

    As an Ark player, Kapro is the most terrifying thing on this list. The only thing that frightens me more than that is...a Microraptor *shudders* .

  • @gavinglazier3801
    @gavinglazier3801 3 года назад +1493

    Me who plays ark survival evolved knowing most of these.

    • @lesleypowell9110
      @lesleypowell9110 3 года назад +34

      Would have to agree with you there

    • @xphantomiv6556
      @xphantomiv6556 3 года назад +86

      Facts yo and they even used the ark wiki pic in the first clip

    • @raphaelschaap9381
      @raphaelschaap9381 3 года назад +5

      yee fam

    • @jam13roll66
      @jam13roll66 3 года назад +58

      They used Helena’s explorer notes too 😂

    • @swavey4435
      @swavey4435 3 года назад +41

      Sidemen need to play that

  • @Tumford
    @Tumford 3 года назад +82

    7:28 "Is this the product of an incest shark" - Behzinga (Ethan) 2021

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

  • @elizabethtuckey633
    @elizabethtuckey633 3 года назад +616

    Everyone who's played ark knows half the creatures on this list are honestly terrifying

    • @StarK1ller123
      @StarK1ller123 3 года назад +50

      They used the explorer notes

    • @frenchyboiii8573
      @frenchyboiii8573 3 года назад +29

      terror birds in ark are a bunch of twats

    • @StarK1ller123
      @StarK1ller123 3 года назад +3

      @@frenchyboiii8573 yeah thats true

    • @elijahhalse4768
      @elijahhalse4768 3 года назад +1

      @@frenchyboiii8573 that gaben pfp tho

    • @ahmeducrazy6060
      @ahmeducrazy6060 3 года назад +9

      megapiranhas were so annoying in the start game

  • @gusbusshmurda
    @gusbusshmurda 3 года назад +54

    Ethan: “Dickhead do something, you can’t even fly looooool”
    Terror Bird: *runs 48km/h*

    • @shemarspann6405
      @shemarspann6405 2 года назад +7

      Who needs wings when you can run up too 60 mph. That's a Terror bird for you

    • @1mNotoriousTG
      @1mNotoriousTG 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah don’t walk in the redwoods

    • @gusbusshmurda
      @gusbusshmurda 6 месяцев назад

      @@1mNotoriousTG w ark reference

  • @chickenswami268
    @chickenswami268 3 года назад +965

    Ethan is so energetic. Can’t be sidemen reacts without him

  • @eriklavina2828
    @eriklavina2828 3 года назад +78

    I like how josh is pretending that some of those animals weren't his pets at one point

  • @nandanpillai4675
    @nandanpillai4675 3 года назад +258

    Josh: 'You cant bully it"
    Ethan: "Go on dickhead fly then"
    😂😂

  • @hallieh
    @hallieh 2 года назад +19

    I’ve never laughed at Ethan but him making the joke about the wings had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @aaryanshetty1466
    @aaryanshetty1466 3 года назад +137

    "Look at its wings" has the same energy as "Look at the top of his head"

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
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    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 3 года назад +2

      @@Mrarmybarmy and congrats, im disliking and reporting your channel for spam. Or something along those linez

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 года назад

      Civil

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 3 года назад

      Nikhil

  • @LankyCoop
    @LankyCoop 3 года назад +492

    Nobody:
    Ethan: The shark gene pool was corrupted. Someone fancied their cousin."

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      @arosesthrone6420 3 года назад

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    • @oxygentv3706
      @oxygentv3706 3 года назад +5

      Nice username and pfp

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @adamapogchamp3867
      @adamapogchamp3867 3 года назад +6

      @@Mrarmybarmy fuck off

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +1

      @@adamapogchamp3867 someone’s angry

  • @ironladyerimuth
    @ironladyerimuth 3 года назад +145

    The drawing that showed the terror bird eating a “horse” was inaccurately described. It’s eating a small ancestor of horses, which was forest-dwelling and had four toes.

    • @Ben-dt1vk
      @Ben-dt1vk 3 года назад +3

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Beepbeep1
      @Beepbeep1 3 года назад +2

      Nice toes btw

    • @TheEchelon
      @TheEchelon 3 года назад

      Yup, and otherwise it could be a foal.

    • @theise5213
      @theise5213 3 года назад +1

      gbekus joor

    • @ShadowVXMaster
      @ShadowVXMaster Год назад

      Predecessors early horses were the size of cats

  • @myne_god4906
    @myne_god4906 3 года назад +29

    Btw just a fun fact at 11:22 when josh says that it’s eating a horse and it’s not big enough u get the point. Back then, the modern day horse had a kinda of a ancestor it was like a horse and a dog combine and it was the size of a German Shepard, then they evolved into horses.

  • @COMPLETEkhoas
    @COMPLETEkhoas 3 года назад +92

    Ethan: "stop calling it a bird it can't fly"
    See this is why that kiwi bird jumped off the cliff lmfaooo

  • @jmccrory24
    @jmccrory24 3 года назад +67

    Josh: Megoladong
    Ethan in tinder: It’s free real estate

  • @smoothformula164
    @smoothformula164 3 года назад +349

    Simon: "well who's it fucking"
    Nothing that's why it's extinct mate😂

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @baejisu
      @baejisu 3 года назад +1

      😂LOOOOOL

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 3 года назад

      Aye if you'll enjoyed this video I think you'll love this channel: ruclips.net/video/c-PJ0axepoY/видео.html

    • @LockIn.0
      @LockIn.0 3 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/DTK9P57V5VM/видео.html

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

  • @madditate5244
    @madditate5244 3 года назад +55

    Ethan had me dying at the end "He ain't going anywhere bro" "20cm Wings"

    • @importedposter4152
      @importedposter4152 3 года назад

      Ever heard of an ostrich?

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 3 года назад

      @@importedposter4152 yeah, obviously.... ever heard of an Emu? Whats that got to do with what ethan said...?

    • @importedposter4152
      @importedposter4152 3 года назад

      @@madditate5244 ...are you stupid? he said that it's "not going anywhere" yet one of the fastest animals in the world is a flightless bird. so obviously it can get somewhere.

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 3 года назад

      @@importedposter4152 he means it isn't flying anywhere oh my god so, to answer your question, no I am not stupid

  • @Taylor-dc4eu
    @Taylor-dc4eu 3 года назад +126

    Ethan: I wish some of these animals still existed
    The title: Are we a joke to you?

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 3 года назад

      I wished it too

  • @colonelsaunders
    @colonelsaunders 3 года назад +168

    As someone with a fairly extensive palaeontological background, seeing Ethan's solution to evolution in progress as 'delete the wing' is still going to be funny in ten years time.

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 2 года назад +2

      could have just said you were a dinosaur nerd for the masses.

    • @ShaikaShuriken
      @ShaikaShuriken 2 года назад

      Whats a plaontalogical

    • @ShaikaShuriken
      @ShaikaShuriken 2 года назад +1

      You like dinosaur?

    • @PemaTWangchuk
      @PemaTWangchuk Год назад

      I have no clue wtf you just said but alright

  • @zackchennouf4468
    @zackchennouf4468 3 года назад +127

    5:18
    Woman: "And its fossils were found in..."
    Simon: "HoW dO We kNoW thEsE tHiNgS eXiSteD" 👁👄👁

  • @Skeletmu
    @Skeletmu 2 года назад +3

    Simon: "How do we know these things exist?"
    *Seconds before*: "Fossils were found."

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 3 года назад +51

    Ethan is just casually writing down the megaladong line to use in tinder 3 lol

  • @BigSooshiRoll
    @BigSooshiRoll 3 года назад +137

    As a person who’s played Ark I can attest to these being things I’d not like to have in our lives today

    • @lachlanross1203
      @lachlanross1203 3 года назад +4

      PTSD from the kapros

    • @tk11rj
      @tk11rj 3 года назад +3

      Lmao Terror Birds Technically Fly In Ark lol

    • @fazeimposter6078
      @fazeimposter6078 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @user-hj6tt7jf8w
      @user-hj6tt7jf8w 2 года назад +3

      Lol getting chased by titanoboa across the entire map. Actually my most stressful experience in any game

  • @michaelramlal9876
    @michaelramlal9876 3 года назад +103

    Ethan: "It's not a bird, it can't fly
    Penguins, Ostriches, Emus, Kiwis, Cassowaries etc: "Well then"

  • @debbiesullivan6397
    @debbiesullivan6397 8 месяцев назад +1

    I rewatch this vid every year i swear down

  • @baejisu
    @baejisu 3 года назад +247

    ethan: snakes are just living bits of string
    Tobi: yeah, its basically a shoelace
    -- how will i live without lines like this😂

    • @dumpling8619
      @dumpling8619 3 года назад

      Haha funny

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @TheOnlyMG
      @TheOnlyMG 3 года назад

      On god I read this literally as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 года назад

      Jung

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 года назад

      Fiction

  • @jacobhamill8920
    @jacobhamill8920 3 года назад +67

    This is just Ethan roasting old animals, never laughed so hard in my life

  • @cortlight
    @cortlight 3 года назад +32

    everyone talking about how big the terror birds are
    Meanwhile ethan is just laughing on how small the birds wing

  • @AshH988
    @AshH988 3 года назад +7

    9:50 what do snakes offer? If only you knew what they do Ethan and how they save lives everyday 😂😂

  • @Storm-kv8ew
    @Storm-kv8ew 3 года назад +322

    Sidemen play ark

    • @Kaiht_
      @Kaiht_ 7 месяцев назад +11

      That would be good

    • @HighFriend42da0
      @HighFriend42da0 6 месяцев назад +3

      @sidemen do this

    • @slickthegoat5578
      @slickthegoat5578 6 месяцев назад +7

      Just seeing how long it would take for them to get it would be hilarious

    • @Athithan_2000
      @Athithan_2000 6 месяцев назад +6

      3 out of the 7 Sidemen wouldn’t
      be able to figure out the controls!

    • @urnansd0g
      @urnansd0g 3 месяца назад +2

      Tbf VIK has

  • @samrasmussen33
    @samrasmussen33 3 года назад +184

    Nobody:
    Simon: "There's no way that exists"
    Simon needs to do some research because all of these did exist

  • @o_kichu
    @o_kichu 3 года назад +29

    * Snakes are just living bits of string *
    - Ethan Payne, 2021
    😂😂

  • @danielgreenham9732
    @danielgreenham9732 2 года назад +1

    Just found this channel and you guy are brilliant had me laughing the whole way though subscribed

  • @frogbootz
    @frogbootz 3 года назад +41

    I love how most of the photos are from explorer notes from ARK. Lmao

  • @Raishee
    @Raishee 3 года назад +284

    Sidemen: did it go extinct 66 billion years ago?
    the universe: is 14 billion years old

    • @adrianamundsen6939
      @adrianamundsen6939 3 года назад +17

      Its probably way older than that though. We dont know yet

    • @ultragamingas5299
      @ultragamingas5299 3 года назад +20

      thats observable universe we still dont know the age of whole universe

    • @raza4271
      @raza4271 3 года назад +8

      @@adrianamundsen6939 ​@ultra gamingAS Are your comments suggesting that it could have lived before 14 billion years ago because we don't know the true age of the universe?? The earth is only 4 billion years old stfu

    • @osmanndarbossmann8545
      @osmanndarbossmann8545 3 года назад

      @@raza4271 its 4,543 × 10^9 years old

    • @osmanndarbossmann8545
      @osmanndarbossmann8545 3 года назад

      And it could be that they meant 66million years

  • @FreedomFighters2
    @FreedomFighters2 3 года назад +101

    “Well who’s it fucking?” -Simon 2021

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 3 года назад +1

      Very inspiring quote

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 3 года назад

      Aye if you'll enjoyed this video I think you'll love this channel: ruclips.net/video/c-PJ0axepoY/видео.html

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 года назад

      Cynic

    • @FreedomFighters2
      @FreedomFighters2 3 года назад

      @@Mrarmybarmy I’ll check it out man

  • @SynthHD36
    @SynthHD36 2 года назад +6

    Horses were actually a lot smaller back then, they evolved over time to the modern horse that we know today and got much larger 11:51

  • @cashhunt69
    @cashhunt69 3 года назад +12

    3:24 and just like that, ethan's tinder punch line was created

  • @christopherhughes3347
    @christopherhughes3347 3 года назад +21

    Honestly didn’t expect anything less than ark explorer notes 😂😂

    • @Ben-jk6uf
      @Ben-jk6uf 3 года назад +4

      Copied straight from the wiki 🤣

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 года назад +2

      I am amazed by how many I remember because of Ark

    • @christopherhughes3347
      @christopherhughes3347 3 года назад +1

      All most all of them are in ark😂

  • @overalonyx
    @overalonyx 2 года назад +1

    I love the Sharknado it was awesome

  • @itz-d4nny123
    @itz-d4nny123 3 года назад +15

    8:15 Ethan knew what he was doing when he said “eFISHent”😏

  • @Ydsavv.b
    @Ydsavv.b 3 года назад +69

    Who's here when Extinct is spelled wrong?

  • @cliplibrary6372
    @cliplibrary6372 3 года назад +14

    3:35 Ethan writing that in his notes to use in the Sidemen Tinder

    • @jaziel3001
      @jaziel3001 2 года назад

      Josh: how big do you think a Megalodon’s dick is?
      Me: 10 feet?

  • @sopapan212
    @sopapan212 3 года назад +3

    4:14 i kinda agree with ethan i wanna be like i’m in jurassic park lol getting chased by dinosaurs

  • @bobbywatto
    @bobbywatto 3 года назад +19

    Josh: "Its giving it its Megeladong"
    *quality*

  • @funfact1697
    @funfact1697 3 года назад +45

    Fun fact: The pumpkin is a member of the cucurbit family, which are gourds, such as cucumbers and squashes.

    • @Brandon-pp5mk
      @Brandon-pp5mk 3 года назад +6

      fun fact your mum and shrek look the same

    • @creatureofvenice
      @creatureofvenice 3 года назад +2

      Makes sense cuz they are kinda similar in skin looks.

    • @hellzila
      @hellzila 3 года назад +1

      What is Benedict Cumberbatch then?

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 3 года назад +1

      As s pumpkin, I approve of this

    • @ok-ef3io
      @ok-ef3io 3 года назад +1

      I've seen you before

  • @billsftw5165
    @billsftw5165 3 года назад +33

    When you realize Ethan stole one of his Sidemen Tinder line from Josh in this vid

    • @purplepenguinplayz5922
      @purplepenguinplayz5922 3 года назад

      L1

    • @tidy7517
      @tidy7517 3 года назад

      This is after the tinder I think

    • @PiyushOpines
      @PiyushOpines 3 года назад +1

      @@tidy7517 no, they have pre-recorded a lot of sidemen reacts, so this is definitely before the tinder vid

  • @Chinatsu_Kano
    @Chinatsu_Kano 2 года назад +1

    Terror birds: * Has wings *
    Ethan: And i took that personally.

  • @zigzag039
    @zigzag039 3 года назад +21

    Simon: “How do we know these existed?”
    Literally the video at that moment: “and it’s fossils were found in Scotland”

  • @lukeharris2835
    @lukeharris2835 3 года назад +75

    “And one tooth was the size of a human” Arent Megalodons teeth like 7-9 inches?😂

  • @MGspace600
    @MGspace600 3 года назад +10

    11:13 it's t-posing while running to it's pray 😂

    • @jaziel3001
      @jaziel3001 2 года назад

      DONT JUDGE A GIANT TERROR BIRD.

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 3 года назад +10

    As much as I'd love to believe that Megalodon is still out there in the depths. There is one fact that makes disproves it.
    Sharks are shallow hunters, meaning they hunt and live near the top of the ocean. Which means that Megalodon would also be a top feeder therefore if it was alive, we would have seen it many times.

    • @ithewho6603
      @ithewho6603 2 года назад +1

      And even if it weren't on shallow waters, what on earth would it eat in the deep. A creature like that can't survive eating nothing but micro organisms lol.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 2 года назад

      Not all sharks hunt in shallow waters. There's literally a whole category of them known as pelagic sharks such as the blue shark. Then there are deep ocean sharks that exist in the twilight zone or deeper like goblin sharks, six gill sharks, and cookie cutter sharks.
      As for what it would eat? Giant squids, deep ocean fish, and those deep ocean sharks I mentioned.
      That being said, it definitely doesn't still exist because we would be finding non-fossilized teeth of theirs washing up on beaches just like we do with all other shark species.

    • @jasonwelch7085
      @jasonwelch7085 Год назад

      ​@@liamengram6326also the ocean can't keep a apex predator as large as a megalodon alive, it's prey to small and not enough oxygen in the water plus the hunting market is to competitive just look at the great white shark.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Год назад

      @@jasonwelch7085 You realize whales exist, right? They simply were out-competed for food.

    • @jasonwelch7085
      @jasonwelch7085 Год назад

      @@liamengram6326 not enough whales to sustain a healthy population of megalodon, you just sound silly stop it.

  • @Sahil-iw9qt
    @Sahil-iw9qt 3 года назад +38

    “Do you like sharks because I’ve god a meglaDONG”

    • @serotoninbernie1283
      @serotoninbernie1283 3 года назад

      lol a line for the next tinder video haha

    • @marrty1989
      @marrty1989 3 года назад +5

      @@serotoninbernie1283 ethan said that buddy

    • @tezzaward1267
      @tezzaward1267 3 года назад

      I'm scared of sharks so does that mean Im scared of megalodons

    • @serotoninbernie1283
      @serotoninbernie1283 3 года назад

      @@marrty1989 oh lmao my mistake thanks

  • @matthewhesketh9981
    @matthewhesketh9981 3 года назад +20

    "Snakes are living bits of string bro" too funny 🤣 😂

  • @Moorend_
    @Moorend_ 3 года назад +27

    The more i watch these react videos the more I inderstand why Ethan didnt do well at school 😂

  • @grunt8836
    @grunt8836 3 года назад +6

    “Maybe it ate a machine”
    *machines 290 million years ago*:

  • @ianstotts8853
    @ianstotts8853 3 года назад +35

    “It ain’t a bird if it don’t fly”
    Penguins and ostriches- 👌

  • @JonathanCZ14
    @JonathanCZ14 3 года назад +116

    The most terrifying animal of all: ricegum

    • @mubarakhassan6060
      @mubarakhassan6060 3 года назад +8

      Nah fam its very easy to outsmart such a species

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

    • @Lil.Lon3Ly
      @Lil.Lon3Ly 3 года назад +5

      That's insulting to other animals

    • @officialdamadmanchannel6513
      @officialdamadmanchannel6513 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking Jake Paul

    • @aryanranjan5781
      @aryanranjan5781 3 года назад +3

      Ricegum & jake paul both, they are not terrifying but no one wants them to exist

  • @altuervo
    @altuervo 3 года назад +38

    Ethan: "it aint a bird it dont fly"
    Chickens, penguins and ratites: "are we a joke to you"

    • @theasianman4205
      @theasianman4205 3 года назад +1

      Ostriches too

    • @altuervo
      @altuervo 3 года назад +2

      @@theasianman4205 they're part of the ratite bird family :)

  • @Ziggyzak3Gaming
    @Ziggyzak3Gaming 3 года назад +2

    Simon saying "Wheel up the bloodclart" gives me life...

  • @ToxicLegendsYT
    @ToxicLegendsYT 3 года назад +5

    Ethan : look at it (violates bird)
    Bird :😢

  • @luhmean9922
    @luhmean9922 3 года назад +28

    We've learned the origin story of the Megladong joke. I swearrrr right after he writes down on his phone

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

  • @owena1846
    @owena1846 3 года назад +18

    That Greta Thunberg ‘how dare you’ killed me 🤣🤣

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/видео.html

  • @shxdow_editz07
    @shxdow_editz07 3 года назад +2

    Ethan bullies the wierd bird
    The wierd bird: why you bully me

  • @thenaturalaussie2934
    @thenaturalaussie2934 3 года назад +18

    Ethan, just so you are aware, snakes are very important for the ecosystem, they are a middle order predator, which means they keep the small animals in check, like mice for instance, if we didn’t have snakes, we would be up to our armpits in rodents

    • @desmondkaczynski8190
      @desmondkaczynski8190 2 года назад +5

      Thank you!!!!!! I love snakes and it hurts my heart to see people hate them

  • @erasmus2130
    @erasmus2130 3 года назад +30

    If jj was here.he would say "I can beat them tho"

  • @lrl2885
    @lrl2885 3 года назад +21

    Only ogs understood “I think if you measured it, it would say big”

  • @hermanspermann1746
    @hermanspermann1746 2 года назад +1

    Those land crocodiles got bullied by bigger land creatures and didn't perform as well as they do in the water, so they eventually got shorter legs

  • @SwrveYT
    @SwrveYT 3 года назад +13

    Can we please have a “Sidemen take a Prehistoric Lesson”. I’m in pain with how many questions they’re asking about these creatures 🤯

    • @plumberjoe6552
      @plumberjoe6552 3 года назад +2

      I legit got a bit mad when they made fun of terror birds wings. They probably used their wings for balance or steering while hunting.

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 Год назад

      @@plumberjoe6552 broooo lighten up don't take everything to heart jesus christ

    • @plumberjoe6552
      @plumberjoe6552 Год назад

      @@madditate5244 when I mean a bit mad I mean I dislike how they mock these wonderful animals, not in a way like I'm throwing a temper tantrum and throwing stuff around in anger.

  • @beets5063
    @beets5063 3 года назад +21

    Behz: "It's not a bird if it can't fly."
    Turkey and Chickens: **Exist**

  • @RaeignFPS
    @RaeignFPS 3 года назад +4

    Love how they use the dossier pages from ark.

  • @minipig5398
    @minipig5398 3 года назад +1

    The drawing with the terror bird and the horses was accurate, those horses were prehistoric ancestors of modern horses and were far smaller.

  • @niyazahmed3448
    @niyazahmed3448 3 года назад +11

    "one tooth was the size of a human" *proceeds to show a man standing in the frame of the open jaw of a megalodon who's teeth are clearly smaller than him*

  • @M-_R1
    @M-_R1 3 года назад +8

    So this is where Ethan got his megladon pickup line from for the tinder video🦈

  • @noahc4708
    @noahc4708 3 года назад +31

    Ethan after saying something that he didn’t think through:
    “If you think about it”

  • @Zanzarcs
    @Zanzarcs 3 года назад

    i love how for the first one (the kaprosuchus) has the ark note put for the first one

  • @kingwave2621
    @kingwave2621 3 года назад +5

    I didn't expect simon to actually like a shark film 2:50