*door opens* Ok where the demons at *loads super shotgun* Mother : there. *5 seconds later* *Doomguy returns covered in blood with demon's head in hand* Mother : WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE Doomguy : exorcized her
Baron: "Don't worry little Imp, Doom Slayer is not under your bed." Imp: "......ok." *Baron leaves* *30 seconds later* Imp: "Why do I hear a shotgun being cocked?" Imp: *chuckles* "I'm in danger! :D
Killed his family, his pet bunny, his friend, comrade, and fellow human. I mean when the doomguy did find out about this the démon were fucked to begin with.
@@Ezdine_G8261 how? I’m a fan of both metal and Lofi, they both take an equal amount knowledge to make. Metal (atleast thrash like this) is usually less complex in the writing side but more technical in the playing and speed. Lofi is usually complicated in the song writing and chord progressions and drum beats but are usually slow and easy to play. Sure Lofi is boring but it’s made to be boring, something to chill you down. Metal is aggressive because it’s made to be aggressive, just two different genres for two different reasons. Although I study, sleep, and chill while listening to death and groove metal so what do I know lol
@@S_man89 the new Wolfenstein isn't very metal sure their are cool moments when u just shoot Nazis pieces but the stealth mechanic kinda kills the pacing and the cutscenes to
Well, in an actual literal sense, Doom seems to have more flesh and fire than metal. But Halo, on the other hand, has lots of massive metal weapons and vehicles with more metal in each installment. So in that sense, I'd say Halo is pretty metal.
Well the lore said that the demons stole his son away from him...so in actually he has severe PTSD. And the only way to silence the voice of his own torment, is to listen to the torment of the demons.
Boomers: metal influences violence. Also boomers: video games influence violence DOOM: is a video game with metal and is one of the most violent games ever. DOOM community: im just gonna sit here and keep being wholesome
If I were to start making video game covers again, would you like to hear? It can be more Doom or something different! EDIT: Mega Man 2 cover is out now! Stay tuned for more! ruclips.net/video/XAPlGgY1Gdk/видео.html
i played wolfenstein II the new colossus on success or death difficoulty on that level in manhattan where you're surrounded ,just before cutscene ended i putted this on and on loop, i haven't died a single time and it only took me 2 minutes to clear that floor
I wonder what lies in Doomguy's head as he brutally executes Demons and the Icon of Sin itself. *Insert Pyro but it's Doom guy and Blu Team are the demons*
@@the1stassassin422 Technically, God is all 3. In fact, the OG Torah version of Genesis uses a Hebrew word that translates to "the watchers" or something like that, and the way the word is used implies there's at least 3 of the "watchers", so even back then they knew "God" was 3 beings in one. But the Holy Spirit is described in the Bible as a gift from Heaven, acting in Jesus' stead, so it's a separate "entity" of sorts, but still part of the whole.
I imagine doomguy recording bughuul who is tied to a chair and begs for his life, and doomguy ends up killing him with a bfg. ah, wait that was the reason why sinister 3 will never be released ...
I've been saying for months that I'm going to do a Grabbag cover from Duke Nukem. Well, I finally did it.
ruclips.net/video/Yu1S-WNte54/видео.html
Good, good
Any one else here from tfs
please get a fucking 1 hour version of this im so pissed of finding other shitty versions of this one
GET A FUCKING 1 HOUR VERSION PLEASE THESE OTHER ONES ARE SHIT NOBODy LIKES THEM
You god danm right
*sees video *
"Why does metal need a metal-"
* clicks*
*OH*
This song has *10 times* the more chainsaws it need.
@Mat_ABMG yep, that's a shame.
Mat_ABMG three now.
No me digas que SOS un argentino comunista
@@FUKKENSTOOPID1 otro argentino mas papá
if doomguy were in the movie "the exorcist" the movie would have been very short
A total of 0 SECONDS!!
*door opens*
Ok where the demons at
*loads super shotgun*
Mother : there.
*5 seconds later*
*Doomguy returns covered in blood with demon's head in hand*
Mother : WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
Doomguy : exorcized her
walks into room *BAAAM!*
walks out
RauserCraft525 12 gauges of holiness was all that was required
It would've added to your time.
mom:theres no demons at under the bed
doomguy:*emerge out of the closet with blood all over his body*and none on your closet
Lmao I legit just pictured that
"...Anymore."
And then you ask: "why is there blood on doomguy then?"
Baron: "Don't worry little Imp, Doom Slayer is not under your bed."
Imp: "......ok."
*Baron leaves*
*30 seconds later*
Imp: "Why do I hear a shotgun being cocked?"
Imp: *chuckles* "I'm in danger! :D
@@dan271291 omg i like this meme
Finally, some good Christmas music
Doom technically IS the most christian game.
I’m gonna play this at my Christian family’s Christmas meetup, wish me luck
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Google translate literally just made the bruh even longer.
Amen
Doomguy: Enters Hell
Satan: *Packing suitcase* Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice, I am willing to make
I'mma head out
Indeed, in all of this franchise, you never find Satan
It's always some other chump, like The Icon of Sin, or now the Hell Priests on Doom Eternal
@@Sorrelhas if we kill Satan, we not will have more Doom
「Franess Joestar」 what about Lucifer?
@@superhomie4363 isn't the same?
Doom guy: *enters hell*
Satan and every other demon: *Visible mental breakdown*
Loved that meme
More like skull breakdown
we all know Doom guy's true identity is Jimothy (look him up if you don't get the joke. he's fucking hilarious)
Doomguy killed 50 demons with his super shotgun once. Then he found ammo for it
This is so accurate 😂😂😂
yer missin a few zeroes.
@@red00dragon42
Heh... "few"...
@@mericaman8877 few... thousand. a few thousand zeroes.
Σωστος ρε πατριωτη.
Ah yes, my favourite genre of music:
*Violence!*
This is an ultra violence cover.
Then I can’t wait for ultra nightmare
666 likes 0_0
sounds like blood and tastes like sweat, i like it
And blood.
Demons: It was just a rabbit.
Doom guy: No it was *MY* rabbit
Rip daisy
It's not what you did son, that angers me so, it's who you did it to.
Killed his family, his pet bunny, his friend, comrade, and fellow human.
I mean when the doomguy did find out about this the démon were fucked to begin with.
@@MadWatcher everything is important to the doomguy/slayer.
@@MadWatcher for you
the art screams a sense of "he's dead, you're next. want a five second headstart?"
Nope. I’m screwed no matter what.
YEESSSSSS! XD
HEAD start
What do you mean a headstart bro we work together
Bruh gonna need a 5 k headstart
My immune system when I eat 10 vitamin gummies
lol
The one white blood cell be like
At blood cell's gate
@@stavrosgaming7005 good one very noice
Jokes on you i ate whole jar of flintstone vitamin gummies
And then ate a jar itself
most people while doing work: *Lo-fi hip hop beats *
me while doing work: copy and paste until it is done
@Technoaxe i once did a school excel sheet to doom music. the whole thing...
ngl lofi is just lazy ass shit
"copy and paste until it is done" That is a god tier line of text right there
thats relatable
@@Ezdine_G8261 how? I’m a fan of both metal and Lofi, they both take an equal amount knowledge to make. Metal (atleast thrash like this) is usually less complex in the writing side but more technical in the playing and speed. Lofi is usually complicated in the song writing and chord progressions and drum beats but are usually slow and easy to play. Sure Lofi is boring but it’s made to be boring, something to chill you down. Metal is aggressive because it’s made to be aggressive, just two different genres for two different reasons. Although I study, sleep, and chill while listening to death and groove metal so what do I know lol
Pennywise: you'll float too
Doomslayer: In your blood
idk why but this just gave me a quntion, if pennywise appears as what you fear, then doesn't that mean pennywise appears as nothing to doomguy?
@@insertgamertag5369 10 questions science can't answer yet
Pennywise:what even- Air?! You fear AIR?!
Doom Slayer: *cocks shotgun*
@@phantomruby6633 lol
@@phantomruby6633 Pony Island OST #2 - Enter Pony (1 HOUR MIX)
UAC soldiers: "We're out of ammo!"
Doomguy: *I AM THE AMMO*
Ah yes I see you made it to that part of doom eternal as well.
Soldiers: we cant win the war!
Doomguy, crushing a demon's head with 1 hand: _I AM THE WAR_
Doomguy: Remember kids! When you run low on resources, Mr. Chainsaw is always available for a Glory Kill to top things off! Now you know!
*what??????*
@@CPat75 One hand? He could make a demons head pop by breathing
*Doomguy's ammo runs out*
Demons: Finally, he's out of ammo
Doomguy: *Cracks knuckles*
Demons: Oh no, he's out of ammo!
Ha, Chainsaw go vrrrrr
Doomguy will *become* the ammo
@@solararmor3961 still. Chainsaw go vrrr
@@ronkeffer7072 yes
@@solararmor3961 i feel like hell is in office building in some au, and doomguy is listening to rip and tear on his way to work.
Everyone: Doom can't be metal covered
Guy that made this one: They called me a madman
mick gordon:
*"hold my beer"*
true
@@gristleprince shit gordons demos sucked
@@chronic4632 not only did you just insult Mick Gordon's soundtrack, you have insulted the doom community as a whole.
how the fuck can't doom be metal covered ?
Doom is, and quite literally, the most Metal game to exist.
Just doing god's work
Between this and wolfenstien absolutely.
@@S_man89 the new Wolfenstein isn't very metal sure their are cool moments when u just shoot Nazis pieces but the stealth mechanic kinda kills the pacing and the cutscenes to
Halo Galaxy true. I was going on the fact that so very few FPS games go this heavy with the brutality that both have which is pretty metal.
Well, in an actual literal sense, Doom seems to have more flesh and fire than metal. But Halo, on the other hand, has lots of massive metal weapons and vehicles with more metal in each installment. So in that sense, I'd say Halo is pretty metal.
1:19 hits me harder than my dad
I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.
Hold up
Gold
119 Like
@@bench8eight fuck up
This is the most religious game ever made
Doom is a religion
@Scott Panna i will take your entire stock
I am a christian and i approve of this
Christianity should take notes
And the most based.
Doom: NO!!! YOU CANT MAKE A METAL COVER FOR A METAL SONG!!!!!
This guy: haha, guitar go strum!
FLEX SEAL COMES WITH A CHAINSAW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO. LET IT DRY
@@thedoodooslayer4106 Flex and Seal until it is done.
I don't think DooM says no to that. Quite the opposite actually.
@@mr.bigman6038 mick Gordon probably has nothing to say about it
@@blackcatsmusicroom2553 true.
"Is that you?"
Me: "yeah, but that's an old photo"
God: You're going to hell
Doom Slayer: **smug grin*
God: **smug grin*
quite literally at this point
Satan: internal screaming becomes outer screaming a as his innards are turned to outtards
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHH!
God sends Doom guy to hell....
All demons cower in fear as an imp kills his rabbit...
Icon of sin then says "You have....DOOMED us all!!!"
I need you to do some spring cleaning with your boomstick!
Girlfriend: He's smiling he must be texting another girl
Boyfriend: These doomguy jokes are epic lmao
Something like this happened to my friend
Bf: awww, what a cute bunny
Where can i find the jokes I need to know
Girls be like when a man thinks : C H E A T I N G
yes
Everyone: Nobody can make DOOM more metal!
Ben Stire: They call me.. *THE DOOM MUSICIAN.*
A eyes woke, t-posing, falkkon appears over the hill
You are right my friend
*The more DOOM stays on earth,the more metal it becomes.*
Objective: *make DOOM more metal*
has anybody realized this person is a demon and should not be here?
Doomguy can’t get PTSD as he IS a traumatic event!
After Doomguy went back to hell in Doom 64 he decided to stay to ensure that the demons can't attack earth again.
@@thewick-j1837 I mean he kind of did that out of his descent into Insanity due to his PTSD from Doom 1 and 2
Such an original comment
Well the lore said that the demons stole his son away from him...so in actually he has severe PTSD. And the only way to silence the voice of his own torment, is to listen to the torment of the demons.
if he doenst kill monsters he will give the monsters PTSD lol
One time doomslayer killed 30 demons with a grenade. Then he pulled the pin.
DOOM INTENSIFIES
This reminds me of those dead chuck noris jokes
@@thedoodooslayer4106 Chuck Norris jokes are dead because Doom Slayer took over.
@@Catonzo You're completely RIGHT
Pins are temporary doom is eternal
everyone gangsta till doomguy uses a demon's intestines like a whip
doomslayer: *goes to hell*
demons: thats is a joke right?, right
Say sike right fucken now
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 damnit I was just about to say that!!!
RIGHT???
Insert that Padme and Anakin meme
*Doomguys ammo runs out*
Demon: :D
*Doomguy holds the shotgun like a base ball bat*
Demon: I'm in danger
In lore he would just toss the gun and obliterate the demon with one punch
@@gurg2671 that's a genius profile name lol
You forgot to add the chuckles before the I’m in danger
@@gurg2671 did someone say Blood Punch?!
can u put the D: to?
Last day of 2020: has a final boss
God sending doom guy down to protect us: this
Doomslayer: *enters hell*
Satan: *pulls out cross* Stay back you demon!
funni
🤣
ironic
Lol
HOLD UP SATAN CAN'T HOLD CROSSES CAN HE?
Hell knight: *exists*
Doomguy: I CHAINSAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!
Flex tape can't fix that
*THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE*
@@renatoimperatori5289 God damn right
Thats a LOOTTTAAA damage
When hacker says he's gonna leak your IP but you don't care BC you've been waiting for q challenge:
I'm a simple woman. I see DOOM, I hit like.
i approve of this message
@@lamborghinimiurap4005 haha simp haha now give me like
@@lamborghinimiurap4005 HEY! WE DON'T SIMP FOR GIRL IN THE DOOM COMMUNITY!
OH SHE'S A DOOMGAL?
NEVERMIND. CARRY ON.
@@mercuryn30 yes sir this man right here. He calls men Simps just for respecting women.
@@lamborghinimiurap4005 haha simp haha
This ain't just metal... this is literal titanium....
Lol
oh i get it
Nah man this is just straight up adamantium.
No morons it’s the whole periodic table
This is the entire periodic table
Boomers: metal influences violence.
Also boomers: video games influence violence
DOOM: is a video game with metal and is one of the most violent games ever.
DOOM community: im just gonna sit here and keep being wholesome
I mean, they’re best friends with the Animal Crossing community.
Cacodemons singing bohemian rhapsody,funniest shit i've ever seen
@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б deliver dominos. Send ya cutest delivery boy
Maybe its because the doom community has an average intelligence level of players higher than most other gamss
@@enderman5423 That has to be a joke
Doomguy couldn’t die because the Grim Reaper was too scared to take his soul
Doom guy's soul would fight him then get back in his body
@@Tactical_wulf5.56 😂
Holy shit this is what I needed now my life is better
Doom guy would probably just rip the grim reaper in half
@Bocaan The Humble The doom slayer does not give a shit about what is already dead that he already killed what is already dead
Walking into the daycare center be like
Holdup
gotta fight off the sticky fingers
Well hope there isnt a lego set for the younglings
NO THE YOUNGLINGS ANAKIN!
Holup
"I want to make a metal cover of E1M1"
"But it's already metal"
" *Did I stutter?* "
_Makes it more metal_
Devil : RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEARS
doomguy:
I AM THE FEAR
I AM THE DANGER !
doomguy : I A M Y O U R W O R S T N I G H T M A R E
666 likes when I saw this, I really don’t think it’s coincidence
A guy opens his door and gets shot, you out of me?
No.
I am the one who knocks.
Doom guy: *goes to hell*
Demons: why do we hear boss music
Tom Herrison so inferno
5 Seconds later... Every demon ever: AAAAAAAAAAA- Dead.
Why do i hear player music?
Demon:, "Chunkle" am i danger
This maniac made a metal cover for a metal song.
Outstanding move!
If I were to start making video game covers again, would you like to hear? It can be more Doom or something different!
EDIT: Mega Man 2 cover is out now! Stay tuned for more!
ruclips.net/video/XAPlGgY1Gdk/видео.html
More doom
DOOM!
@@BlueArchiveFan528 nice boob pfp
Edit:(just to clarify im joking)
DOOM
Whatever you like!
Me:You can't add metal to metal.
Ben: Ha ha, music go M E T A L
Doomguy: hey demons, wanna hear a song?
Doomguy: it's called your gonna die tonight.
Imagine, you as a girl, dressed like a fairy walking and singing but you have some headphones
The headphones:
@The Immaculate Slayer lol wtf you're right.
She's gotta be best girl in town I mean in the entire fucking city awe
@@irunasoft *b r u h m o m e n t*
Modern girls:
Is THIS what the DOOM guy hears everytime he goes ham on Hell?
yes
Pretty sick right
No...this is what hell hears wen doomguy is coming
he hears what you hear
It is at 69 likes don’t ruin it morons
*listens to song* 5 seconds later: To the playlist you go
Most games: Things happen.
Doom: Happen THINGS
i played wolfenstein II the new colossus on success or death difficoulty on that level in manhattan where you're surrounded ,just before cutscene ended i putted this on and on loop, i haven't died a single time and it only took me 2 minutes to clear that floor
Shit that took me 30min
How would you feel about a Wolfenstein/Doom crossover.
I did it too... PURGE MAIM KILL BURN
@@gonjafarma89 i'm fairly certain that wolfenstein and doom are technically in the same universe - doomguy is i believe a descendant of BJ Blaskowitz
@@bigman3223 That's why I want a crossover game, it'd be so perfect.
Every demon in a 25 mile radius:why do i here boss music?
Friend: so what’s your favorite type of music
Me: violence
Friend: what?
Me:
Yes
Violence required
Vio-lence required
Violence
Is neccessary
That's bfg division
I wonder what lies in Doomguy's head as he brutally executes Demons and the Icon of Sin itself.
*Insert Pyro but it's Doom guy and Blu Team are the demons*
No. Demoknights.
no seriously what if doomguy has pyrovision goggles on and while we're playing we see what's actually happening
@@yagadoobeegiddyba "Do you believe in magic" intensifies......
The slayer knows what he is doing. And he takes joy in it.
@@warlocknote ye bro
The doom slayer once killed 20 demons with a shotgun...
...then he found ammo for it
I wouldn't be surprised if this was in a DOOM soundtrack.
Adults when they’re on a high speed chase: Aw dammit! Step on it!
Kids when they’re on a high speed chase:
NFS teenager(me): GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
X: thanks doomslayer you've saved me you're an angel
Doomslayer: what is an angel? Another type of demon!?
*God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit approves*
Funny becouse yoy kill demons
Isn't God the holy spirit?
@@the1stassassin422 Technically, God is all 3. In fact, the OG Torah version of Genesis uses a Hebrew word that translates to "the watchers" or something like that, and the way the word is used implies there's at least 3 of the "watchers", so even back then they knew "God" was 3 beings in one.
But the Holy Spirit is described in the Bible as a gift from Heaven, acting in Jesus' stead, so it's a separate "entity" of sorts, but still part of the whole.
In the name of the praetor suit, the blood punch and the super shotgun, kar en tuk.
"(Metal cover)"
Guys should we tell him?
A metal cover of an already metal composition ;)
@@SwedishBroManDude no cause he adds his own twist to it like the double bass part
sometimes, metal can be even more metal
Metal²
I'm glad nobody misinterpreted my comment
retired doomguy: *imagines of 1994*
I honestly didn’t think E1M1 could get any better, and here we are. Nice work
I listened to this every day on the bus before school
Gets you in the mood you need before middle school
Yup
There's enough metal to build a Base in Mars.
Hellish Creature: *Hides and screams*
DoomGuy: HERE'S......DOOMY
*pumps shotgun*
@ITZYABOI JACEY very accurate name
@ITZYABOI JACEY
Damn. That’s a really good name for it.
What rage and aggression sounds like!
and i am what it looks like
I too am what it looks like as well
How violent do you want the music?
Doomslayer: yes.
How much metal do you want in your music ? Ben Stire: *YES.*
When Metal gets even more METAL
Titanium
@@EranaTheDragon wait is that actual metal genre
@@maxdeborde6772 no
@@EranaTheDragon 😭
When demon see Doom slayer and say “HELL NO” to him and he say “HELL YEAH” back sound track
Demons : Nothing Can Stop Us!
DoomGuy : *hold my shotgun ammo*
This is the thrashiest cover of this song I didn’t know I so desperately needed
Legend tells of a man wielding a shotgun unforseen by mortal eyes.
He slayed demons and furries alike.
He is...the doom slayer.
who said furries are not demons
@@blackcatsmusicroom2553 other furries
_He is friends with Isabelle._
There are tales of a dog
She is overworked
She is the only furry to see doom guy and live
Her name?
Isabell
@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б shes a animal not a human pretending
DOOM music: *Metal: 100%*
This video: *Exists*
DOOM music: *METAL: 198%*
Demons:We are invincible!
Doomguy:*Hold my beer*
My BFG**
Doomguy: "Hold my shotgun." *Sadistic laughter as he revs up the chainsaw.*
Harvard Professor: Okay, students, we’re gonna learn about Hell and Demons.
Girls: OMG, that’s so scary!
Boys:
boys: ( pulls out a super shotgun and a speaker)
*pulls out 9 string*
Dude what world do you live in?
@@reformedzoomer Dr J. Barrack Obbanenheimer
Doom slayer: *gets sent to hell*
Satan: no god please no! No! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Satan: Lemme out! LEMME OU-
Professor: Okay class, today we are gonna talk about hell and demons.
Girls: OmG how scary!!!
Boys:
well, not all girls. my cousin is another story. shes proud demon slayer like we are
*DOOM INTENSIFIES*
Me, if my teacher said that: Okay, so am I teaching? Because I'm good at this subject.
@AverageGuy Backup trust me. There are.
My teacher: “okay so it all started when a guy with a nickname that is doom slayer”
Ad: has calm music
Not five seconds after it ends:
Ah yes, my favorite musical instrument...
_VIOLENCE_
Awh really? Cause I still think that its played on chainsaw
ChAInSAW
Me: Wait songs already metal af!?
Clicks on Vid: EXTREME HEAD BANGING!
i clicks on the video and broke the neck :)
can we just take a moment to appreciate the drummer pls
Doomguy : enters hell
Demons: well we're DOOMED
THE NAME'S RECOOME, IT RYMES WITH DOOM, AND YOUR GONNA BE HURTING; ALL TOO SOON!!!!!!
Wrestling’s fake.
@@greywalker505 abridged😎
DBZA is badass
And now i gotta rewatch all of dbz abridged. Nice
Has anyone seen a goku
Check out my new Mega Man cover!
ruclips.net/video/XAPlGgY1Gdk/видео.html
ok
No DOOM
Hey you mind if i use your song for a VS. Doom guy mod I am making? If you don't want to, it's ok.
@@totallybosk2896 Sure, thanks for asking!
Thanks. 👍
This is the best e1m1 I've heard. Why? Because it's the most true to what it's supposed to be.
When the demons eventually come, we'll just play this song and they'll turn tail and run
"To show you the power of Flex Tape...
_I CHAINSAWED HELL IN HALF!"_
The perfect testosterone builder.
My testosterone just grew testosterone
@Flynn Taggart My
1 Word ... BRUTAL
Demon: I fear nothing in this world
*Doom Slayer with no ammo*
Demon: Except that, that scares me 😳
I imagine doomguy recording bughuul who is tied to a chair and begs for his life, and doomguy ends up killing him with a bfg. ah, wait that was the reason why sinister 3 will never be released ...
Isn't "Doom's Gate" the front door to the inlaws house? XD
Help, I can't stop listening this
When I was about to do my homework, I figured I wanted to have some nice relaxing music to go with it.
*S O I T U R N E D T H I S O N*
*_THEN MY HOMEWORK FINISHED ITSELF_*
it better have.
alpha male
So your homework committed suicide?
@@n1thecaptain965 No, it got so scared it turned magic and wrote the answers down for me.
GODDAMN, that comment was long
Holy shit this is perfection
Almost forgot to listen to this today
Doomguy can’t get PTSD from traumatic events, because he IS the traumatic event!
Doomguy does have PTSD thanks to the demons killing daisy
Somebody copied you
Normal men run from their fears...
But doom guy...
His fears are already jumping out of the window...
Even his fear , Fear him
He is the fear
@@muhammadazim3374 as they say, *The Only Thing They Fear is You.*
"Sorry, the ice cream machine isn't working today."
Everyone else - ok
Middle-aged white women:
We call them karens