Dude, doomguy has a pistol with a bottomless magazine, he CAN'T run out, that magazine is refilled by his rage, doomguy is too angry to run out of ammo
The kid:Hey mom why is there a big man in my closet with a a literal shotgun and why does he have blood? Mom:oh don’t worry kid that’s just Doomguy he goes in every kids house to check to make sure that no demons are hiding in their.
This is more action then horror because their know i'm gonna to kick their butts where outlast you don't know when their show till their make me pee my pants but this game is more fun because i prefer to shoot then run for my life with a video camera on all the time
This is why I can enjoy horror movies but almost never enjoy horror games. I don't care how scary the monster or themes are, I just don't like feeling powerless in my games.
IT totally reminds me of a line from a rambo movie.... "What's that? It's a blue glow stick. What's it do It turns blue." just says it so "matter of fact-ly" But I now see it with the new quote.... Demon: Missing something? Doom guy: My holy weapon.... Demon: I never saw you with a holy weapon... Doom guy: You know... my shotgun Demon: Okay.. but I don't remember it being blessed or see whats so holy about it Doom guy: Well, it's not so much that it's holy, as much as ... Ahh... it makes other things.... Hole-y
Step 1: Sin. Go wild. Draw questionable furry art. Full heretic mode. Whatever you want. Just make sure to sin enough that you definitely aren't going to heaven. Step 2: Play a lot of doom, every single game. Make sure you can beat maximum difficulty on every game that is released. Step 3: When not playing doom, exercise constantly to improve your physical endurance and strength. Make sure to use steroids because that'll make you absolutely ripped and it's probably a sin. Step 4: Learn how to craft guns and swords and high tech military armor. You'll need it later Step 5: Get actual military training. Step 6: Die. Preferably die while you're still in your prime, though if you die old you won't be as strong, but you will have more practice, so it's kind of a trade-off. It might be good to die from fighting WW3, for a variety of reasons. You will be an unstoppable badass by this point so be sure to just let the enemy soldiers kill you, go easy on them. Step 7: Go to hell (obviously) Step 8: Kill every demon in your path, fashion yourself a badass suit of armor and weapons and guns from any metal you find. Step 9: Kill Satan himself. Step 10: Usurp his throne and become the lord of hell. Step 11: Shape the underworld as you see fit. You are now a living god. You could make it a paradise where the sinful are cleansed of their sin and bring true happiness to the universe. Or you can conquer it. Or you could fight demons in gladiatorial combat for eternity. It's up to you.
@@corvocorvus9982 not only is your reply unfunny, it's straight up wrong. r/wooosh is when a joke goes over someones head. unless you are trying to say Cloutan was making a joke by mislabeling At Doom's Gate as the menu music, which I doubt, you should actually think before you post a meaningless comment.
yeah but its not only doom, in other games you also just start blasting, you dont need to learn the controls, its not like the other games are weak, like Half Life and the No Russian mission
For many years, i have been searching, searching,searching. piles of other music, the bottom of youtube, that one geek dosent even know it. but here i am. i have found it. after billions of youtubers playing this, i have finally found it. that one song. this shall go in a music mueseum, have some button in a golden room that plays this masterpiece.
Kirby is more terrifying than doom guy. At least doom guy looks like he could kill. Kirby looks sweet and innocent but he literally devours solar systems
@@TheKyubiisaan not contesting what you said but doomguy (in doom 2016 at least) is all violence and anger, to the point that the Interact button is the same as the button you use for Glory Kills
Soon as I started playing this a year or two ago and the soundtrack went on my father burst into the room and pretty much ordered me to let him play it he was in my room for an hour and a half in which he beat the game on the hardest difficulty since then I’ve thought of him as a completely different person😄
I lucid dream each time I sleep. Here's a story of that: I don't remember what was happening before, I think it could've been some shit with a youtuber, Idk. But either way, I was in a dark room, probably somewhat similar to my house, and there were some shadowy figures coming at me. I got pretty panicy, but then I realized: This is a dream. I proceeded to beat the fuck out of them, I'm pretty sure I fucking glory killed one, just for the fun of it. And god damn it, that was one of the greatest things I've done whilst dreaming.
@@PakkiNakki Usually it doesn't work when you're too scared or believe you can't do it. I've done plenty of things in dreams so I realized that beating the shit out of demons isn't too far fetched
Doom ‘93:psycho marine mindbroken into a murderous rage, barely surviving his encounters Doom 2016:zomg I’m so heckin quirk, rip and tear my fellow chungus!
"No I ain't gonna talk about that freak alright? He is not here is he? HOW DO I GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF?!" *knocks down camera in progress when runs*
![Doom Eternal OST - The Only Thing They Fear Is You (Mick Gordon) [Doom Eternal Theme]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kpnW68Q8ltc/mqdefault.jpg)
Media: "FPS games are unholy"
Doom:
*(christian man kills millions of demons and is too angry to die)*
His internal rages burns more than fire and keeps him alive
Nigga Mushroom in doom 2016 the slayer is literally on the side of god
@@tacoforce5 do you think God isn't a part of Islam?
And is later blessed by God to do it more
Man literally too angry to die
"NASA releases first sounds ever recorded on Mars"
Time to send as many marines as possible we will soon know who will be able to take up the mantle of the DOOM Marine
If thats how it is then we should buckle up because doom eternal is also coming
@JSENNER83 So has every president since JFK. Admit it, it would be devastating and Awsome.
Oh yeah, Мистер Русский
@JSENNER83 another bug hunt? To doom guy it's just another annoying pest infestation of little fuckers
Demons: He ran out of ammo!!!
Doom guy: **CRACKS KNUCKLES**
Dude, doomguy has a pistol with a bottomless magazine, he CAN'T run out, that magazine is refilled by his rage, doomguy is too angry to run out of ammo
Aliens Guy 42 yeah but he’s too cool not to use fists
@@aliensguy4291 ain't that only on 2016's?
@@Nisel-v1x in one of the other games I think that there's some sort of brass knuckles at least. I forget though
@@Nisel-v1x the endless pistol was in the classic one too
Mother: honey there's no demons under your bed
Doomguy emerging from closet covered in blood : And none in your closet
The kid:Hey mom why is there a big man in my closet with a a literal shotgun and why does he have blood?
Mom:oh don’t worry kid that’s just Doomguy he goes in every kids house to check to make sure that no demons are hiding in their.
Wait...Doomslayer just came out of the closest 😳
Proceeds to do the classic Doom guy smile whenever he finds a new weapon
@@Dishanta_Goswami
The doom slayer is EDP...
Tanks mister doom guy
The demon at the bottom left is like, “you seein this shit?”.
Obama? Is that really you?
Get Down mister Obama!!
Get a lode of this guy
@@ondrejmalek1322 I'm gonna say n word
@Dylan Metheney thanks but I have already one
other fps: "tutorial and basics in order to play the game"
DOOM: *SHOOT*
Here’s a gun, have fun
@@Mythical444 quoting the top comments i see
*Doot*
wertyuser ?
*shoot it till it dies*
Me: gets sick
My body: sleepy, angry, suffering a fever.
My Immune System:
xDD
Thats me right know
Nice Xbox pfp
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE
@@megacrunch1 doom eternal reference eh?
Notice that the difference between horror movies and action movies is whether the main cast has guns, and whether they’re effective.
A good example of this is to compare Alien to Aliens. The first is a horror movie while the second is more of an action movie.
@@SturebrallanTerminator 1 vs. 2 is very similar in that regard.
But Colonel O'Neill said he doesn't like guns
This is more action then horror because their know i'm gonna to kick their butts where outlast you don't know when their show till their make me pee my pants but this game is more fun because i prefer to shoot then run for my life with a video camera on all the time
This is why I can enjoy horror movies but almost never enjoy horror games.
I don't care how scary the monster or themes are, I just don't like feeling powerless in my games.
When you're being attacked in a dream and then you remember you are a lucid dreamer.
Same
The first fucking thing that i saw in my lucid dream was Cthulhu.... Huge guts?
"Reality can be whatever I want"
Oooh I wish
Actually true tho.
I’m not the one hear having a nightmare...
When doomguy dies, he doesn't get sent to hell.
Because Satan is too afraid.
BRUH HE DOSENT H (he fixed the comment, I am now content.)
Conundrum5 LBP lol
He's too angry to die. It's literally in the canon.
How would God die?
He gets sent to havin
*When you stand up during sleep paralysis*
Administer Monitor lol
lol
Underrated
Lmao I wish
That would be cool af
Kid: gets bullied
Mom and dad: defend yourself!
Grandma:
💀
Grandma: sonny, you ever heard of a trenchgun?
Lmao 🤣
Grandpa: hol up take this *double barreled shotgun* and they will fear you
that is bloody brilliant!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Sleep Paralysis Demon: *thinks I can't move*
*me getting up*:
Ñ
since its your mind simulating the demon you control it so you can tear it apart
AAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha for real!
F
Demon: What do you got there?
Doomguy: A holy weapon
Demon: How so?
Doomguy: It makes holes.
Why this has only 12 likes, i would think this to be top comment
IT totally reminds me of a line from a rambo movie.... "What's that? It's a blue glow stick. What's it do It turns blue." just says it so "matter of fact-ly" But I now see it with the new quote....
Demon: Missing something?
Doom guy: My holy weapon....
Demon: I never saw you with a holy weapon...
Doom guy: You know... my shotgun
Demon: Okay.. but I don't remember it being blessed or see whats so holy about it
Doom guy: Well, it's not so much that it's holy, as much as ... Ahh... it makes other things.... Hole-y
Next doomguy proves his point by instantly killing the demon with it
YEAH HOLES INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS
Dr samuel hatden: OH YOU DIDNT
Underrated
Other games:well let's get you sta-
Doom: *here's a gun,kill everything that dares move*
Srbija?
LMFAOOO
@@oxdb2396 ja Sam iz srbije.
Eieieiei chill out
IT DOESN'T EVEN TELLS THAT LINE, YOU JUST FEEL IT THROUGH THE SOUNDTRACK
Bacteria: *enters my body*
White blood cells:
lmfaoooooo
so true tho
ahahaha inflammatory response activated, lets fuckin goooo!
Fax
Cancer infects the body the last white blood cell
Me: You have 1 Minute 40 seconds to live
Doctor: wait what
What
U wouldn’t be able to hear all of it because of the ads
This is underrated
The turns have tabled
@@lore6488 youtube premium: wtf are you fucking talking about.
“How many demons did you kill?”
“All of them”
“What did it cost”
“10 bullets”
Oh ok and you're back before breakfast too.
Alot of demon blood
And an infinite amount of testosterone!
And my Armor got dirty in the process
"Grazing my knuckles"
Mom: Son if you keep playing that damn game, you will go to hell!
Demons and Satan himself: I don’t like where this is going
LMAO
Lol
They took my rabbit I take their free trial of living
That's why l play Doom 24/7
Step 1: Sin. Go wild. Draw questionable furry art. Full heretic mode. Whatever you want. Just make sure to sin enough that you definitely aren't going to heaven.
Step 2: Play a lot of doom, every single game. Make sure you can beat maximum difficulty on every game that is released.
Step 3: When not playing doom, exercise constantly to improve your physical endurance and strength. Make sure to use steroids because that'll make you absolutely ripped and it's probably a sin.
Step 4: Learn how to craft guns and swords and high tech military armor. You'll need it later
Step 5: Get actual military training.
Step 6: Die. Preferably die while you're still in your prime, though if you die old you won't be as strong, but you will have more practice, so it's kind of a trade-off. It might be good to die from fighting WW3, for a variety of reasons. You will be an unstoppable badass by this point so be sure to just let the enemy soldiers kill you, go easy on them.
Step 7: Go to hell (obviously)
Step 8: Kill every demon in your path, fashion yourself a badass suit of armor and weapons and guns from any metal you find.
Step 9: Kill Satan himself.
Step 10: Usurp his throne and become the lord of hell.
Step 11: Shape the underworld as you see fit. You are now a living god. You could make it a paradise where the sinful are cleansed of their sin and bring true happiness to the universe. Or you can conquer it. Or you could fight demons in gladiatorial combat for eternity. It's up to you.
Zombie apocalypse movie: *exists*
That one guy:
It´s a horror survival game.
You are the horror and the demons *try* to survive.
Bunker 031 but they never will.
@@themachine9290 facts
They should try harder
@@FancifulProdigy I love that there are still new comments in 12 years old video.
@@arik2365 I like how you put emphasis on the word "try" by making it *bold* .
When you're losing the game but "宿舍" joins your team
You mean あさたはまらたはまはまらはたはたさたささはま
@@offcialaa2progamr no I mean 札幌ビ-ル4９
@@francescoficacci9015 no, definetely 都将为大家死呢0371
@@offcialaa2progamr nice
@@francescoficacci9015 Tkellem trakk Ingliż omnipotenti
Gym Teacher: We're gonna go outside and shoot hoops!
Kid named Hoops:
*_Shit just got real_*
@Daniel Borton lmao nice
@@lexibon_00 I don’t mean to brag or anything but I got 21 likes one time so uhh get out of my way I’m too famous for you lmao
All I gotta say is congratulations. You deserve it.
@Daniel Borton nice
"when you get bullied"
father: punch him back
grandfather:
"I'm getting bullied at school."
Parents: "Just tell your teacher, sweetie."
Grandparents:
Just like the old days👴😉
in this case, you should respect them.
@Cooper Barnwell Liberally apply fists until your problem is resolved.
My parents went straight to "hit him back"
True
Media: "Videogames are violent"
DOOM: *_Y e s_*
69 likes lmao
Well yes, but actually
*_Y E S_*
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Media: "Videogames are violent"
DOOM: **sharpening and cleaning a large group of weapons** Say that again.
UAC speakperson:
Gotta love how the game doesnt even tell you what to do , you just start fucking shooting demons cuz you can
It's because you haven't read the manual that come with it.
thats just logic though
I played the game one time, and I didn't even know there were puzzles to solve.
*WHO NEEDS A MANUAL WHEN YOU HAVE SHOTGUNS?*
Miguel Villegas EXACTLY
Demons has been checking under their bed for Doom Guy for 30 years.
“How To Deal With School Bullies ”
WikiHow :
mom: we should tell your teacher and principal immediately.
dad:
That’s another way to say it
Lol
*bullies
*cocks' super shotgun*
*New Year’s Eve (2019)* : “2020, surprise me”
2020:
Woah, but Doom Guy is going to save us all.
Oh shit, is just get it.
The fuck i want a fucking shotgun i dont care if i die ill die like a doomslayer
Reu Lopez isn’t 2020 when doom starts.
July:
0:17
Well i mean batman showed up
Soldier: Sir, we're surrounded!
Slayer: *Good, we don't have to aim.*
bee evasion
@@commander69420 frost invasión
@@tiagogamer04 bee evasion
@@commander69420 🤡
@@DarkyZonian Bee evasion moment
Modern doomguy: *a bunch of lore about how he was made to fight hell*
Classic doomguy: i punched my commander now im here
Both still fuckin’ metal as hell
Doonguy: they kill my rabbit I commute genocide
oh yeah, his commander wanted to make him commit warcrimes, so he got sent to hell for it
And is pet bunny
"Oh that's some intense music, must be for the final boss huh"
*menu music*
Turns out you where the final boss the WHOLE TIME
this isn't the menu music. it's the first map music.
@@corvocorvus9982 not only is your reply unfunny, it's straight up wrong. r/wooosh is when a joke goes over someones head. unless you are trying to say Cloutan was making a joke by mislabeling At Doom's Gate as the menu music, which I doubt, you should actually think before you post a meaningless comment.
@Umos yes. its so annoying.
@@karl5758 Too bad the normals love regurgitating the same shit over and over again until it is devoid of meaning
"how to get rid of demons"
google: ask a priest
bing:
heres a gun,have fun
I don't even fucking need a gun if I have arms that can insta kill demons.
Wow Bing has a better solution than Google for once
Xaivo sonic hero [escalator totodile]. We gotta get your comment to 666 likes.
@Bubba Fett turn on safe search my guy
I love how even twelve years after this was posted, the comment section is still alive
Unlike those demons
Ikr
demons: Hah they arent any
Score Magala I feel disrespectful by saying “Amen, brother.” Then again...
Score Magala yessssd
KInda racist against demons bro!
The demons are more alive than my group chat...
When your nightmare's turning into a lucid dream .
The New Testament: turn the other cheek, do unto others as you would have them do to you
The Old Testament:
@Joe mama
We call that retconning
The Old Testimate: EXTERMINATE ALL NON-BELIEVERS!! EXTERMINATE!!
Ah yes rape and inbred freaks everywhere
Is that a dog ?
Other games: Heres a 20 minute tutorial.
Doom: Heres a gun. Have fun!
Let me rephrase it to the simplest term. have gun shoot everything
@Adam Demeter you didn't have a manual with the shareware version. this track told you exactly what you had to do.
Im Johnny
Nah it’s not friendly at all it’s just like “here’s a gun shoot anything that fucking moves, you don’t know the controls? LEARN IT YOURSELF PUSSY”
『Fυɳɳყ Vαʅҽɳƚιɳҽ.』 then where would Doom 3 fall into?
Poor doom guy he’s running out of demons
Let's go to hell and be demons
Poor demons they’re running out of doom guy
@@kiantheberry225 oh thatsa lotta damage
@@carachamadofinger4640 thx you
@@kiantheberry225 ur welcome
"How to deal with bullies"
Google: Tell someone about the problem and ignore them
Bing:
Therapist: So, what do you feel when you kill demons?
Doom Marine: Slight Recoil
Ultra Hyper Extreme Spooky Boi highly underated😭😭
Unoriginal
soviet racoon Did we ask?
soviet racoon it’s still good
soviet racoon that is such a funny joke. you got the whole squad laughin. lemme breathe a minute, you're too funny. omg im dying.
When doomguy falls from a height, the ground takes damage
Underrated
tell that shit to doom 3
Fat 100
Built different
Chuck Norris memes coming back?
Demons: kills doomguy
Doomguy: arrives in hell
Demons: *confused screaming*
the best
the best
Nice one
@@_jaahlifefr8119 eat shit you were supposed to say the best
@@_jaahlifefr8119 eat shit you were supposed to say the best
"What to do with the gun i found?" Google:turn the gun in and take safety precautions. Bing:
What's a UTTP doin here
The only normal uttp comment in the world
Enemies in other games: "He's out of ammo, get him!"
Demons in Doom: "He's out of ammo, RUN!"
They know the guns are his self- imposed limiter and when he runs out it’s time to rip and tear.
@@Rachetneedsguns4 until it's done
*chainsaw and fists intensify*
@@GamesRUs-bj2ut and the crucible
copy XDXDXD
Other games: here’s are the controls, button layout, etc.
Doom: so anyway you start blasting
Here is a gun, there are demons, have fun! :)
G U N
D E M O N
S H O O T D E M O N
H A S F U N
"Here's a gun, shoot everything that moves"
Heres a pistol and 50 Bullets, go slay out these 27 Hordes of Demons.
Good luck! ;)
Normal People: *You* *WHAT*
Doomguy: only 27 hordes?
yeah but its not only doom, in other games you also just start blasting, you dont need to learn the controls, its not like the other games are weak, like Half Life and the No Russian mission
Freddy Krueger: **appears in my dream**
Me, a lucid dreamer:
lucid dreaming is awesome i hope to do it sometime
Once i beat the dreaming shit out of my nightmare demon
"are you really in charge here?"
I had a dream which was some sort of vr doom.
Freddy Krueger “ you dare use my own spells against me potter “
For many years, i have been searching, searching,searching. piles of other music, the bottom of youtube, that one geek dosent even know it. but here i am. i have found it. after billions of youtubers playing this, i have finally found it. that one song. this shall go in a music mueseum, have some button in a golden room that plays this masterpiece.
When you push the kid in a wheelchair and he stands up:
Instant regret
@@pepesylvia848 Instant death
Ps4 Parties: pretty chill
Xbox 360 Parties: *DOOM INTENSIFIES*
Dont push kids in wheelchairs thats rude
Instant not being alive
Discord mods when somebody doesnt agrees with that one e-girl on the server:
I know right, I fucking hate them when they do that.
@tree gang gaming he doesnt, he used the integrated computer
@tree gang gaming he used his sexy rotor blades to type at mach 1 speed
@tree gang gaming moved his wings veery slowly
But then you call all of them simps and they’ve made multiple typos:
ruclips.net/video/pNkQMtZAMAw/видео.html
When the cockroach starts flying:
and then you start flying too:
I tried shooting a cockroach down with a nerf gun
@@SaltusMannus I had to try that out, but luckilly I don't have cockroaches
Aleksa 6ić good luck I missed all 10 shots
*but then you grab the dad's double barrel shotgun*
a life lesson I learnt from DOOM: never kill your neighbor's bunny.
Demons: "He ran out of ammo, quick, kill him!"
Doom guy: "haha wee wee chainsaw go burr"
Actual best comment
@Kayden Hutchinson fuck you
What made you say that
this is creepy it has 666 dislikes
Hehe head go cronch
Just imagine being a kid in 1993 playing games like Mario and Kirby, then this drops.
Kirby has killed gods over cake
Kirby is more terrifying than doom guy. At least doom guy looks like he could kill. Kirby looks sweet and innocent but he literally devours solar systems
You had a good childhood if you played this in it's golden age
@@TheKyubiisaan not contesting what you said but doomguy (in doom 2016 at least) is all violence and anger, to the point that the Interact button is the same as the button you use for Glory Kills
I don't have to. Heh. Fuck I'm old...
Scooby & Shaggy: No way, we aren't fighting demons, and that's it!
Daphne: Would you do it for Scooby Snacks?
Scooby & Shaggy:
Lmfao
*Yes.*
And that's how doomguy and the super shoty met
Velma no era la que decia eso?
like, zoinks scoob, we gotta rip and tear man
Demons: Let's attack him, he is out of ammo
Doom guy:* starts to crack knuckles *
Demons: HE IS OUT OF AMMOS!!!
He didn’t go to hell as punishment. He was the punishment.
Stolen comment
Very underrated
@@amosvrana6326 StOlEn CoMmEnT
Lol
@@amosvrana6326 shut up
Silence is violence
Me in a online class:
XD
An*
@@user-br2gi8kh5s I a online
Silence is violence Kyle
So you are that quiet kid!
3 am at my house:
The robbers who thought I were asleep: Oh no
Me on my tenth bag of shredded cheese:
Pffft
Pffft
I love shredded cheese especially parmesan cheese have u had it?
Pffft
Pffft
All soldiers are 60x stronger when this is played
What to do when you're bullied at school:
Google: Talk to them.
Yahoo: Become friends with them.
Bing:
The bing one is the most consistent tho
I'm telling you guys bing was underrated see this now
The one time bings answer is correct.
"Violence Is Poggers"
- Sun Tzu Art Of War -
Bing is the only one correct
Doom Guy is legitimately the only man that’s says “I’m out of ammo... good” *cracks knuckles with ass-obliterating intent*
"unf" *cracking begins*
Uhh...John Wick?
chainsaw
Master Chief?
But he never runs out of ammo on his pistol
Me: Searches how to deal with bullying
Google: Tell a teacher
Bing:
Accurate
@@Arcanist665 yes, but actully *yes*
@@orcanosgaming657 very yes
Bing is always better
Starts reloading shotgun
Columbine?
How to deal with bullies
Google:tell an adult or teacher about the situation
Bing:
Teacher: "If you don't knock that off I'm going to call your parents"
The orphan:
Oh no
ooof
RIP teacher
Oh god no
Technoblade:
People named Bart:*exist*
Bartenders:
I thought this was gonna be a Simpsons joke.Wrong
@@ZeroRaxo Aye I got it.
R.I.P. Bart
Went to the bar, got ended by the bartender.
lol
Moe had enough of his shit.
You know, Doom could have been the best horror game ever made.
All you have to do is play as one of the demons
Snarfnpoots Genius
Underrated.
That'd be the shortest game ever made.
True
xXx3OOOv2 but you’d come back for a sequel
**me in the space airport in customs to go to mars**
Customs: sir, mind telling us why you have a double barrel in your carryon?
Me:
“How to deal with bullies”
Google: talk it out. Violence is never a good idea.
Bing: Punch them, lmao
Wikihow:
Yahoo:
Yeetboi9000 yahoo suggests pure torture
Baidu: gather the most violent and abusive video game protagonists you know and every army in the world for good measures
Frittik: erase them completely
su tart Tor: hitman?
The guy who discovered milk talking about how good it tastes:
The guy about to ask why he drank it:
@guynamedari so have you done it
Edit: oh wait nvm
Wait a goddamn minute
The real question is...what did he want to do with the cow?
Real life lore's got some plotholes
NO NOT THE IRA!
That demon in the bottom is like "Get a load of this guy"
A load of lead.
HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THIS
“You seein’ this shit?”
Oh my god that fuckin true
Oml
Soon as I started playing this a year or two ago and the soundtrack went on my father burst into the room and pretty much ordered me to let him play it he was in my room for an hour and a half in which he beat the game on the hardest difficulty since then I’ve thought of him as a completely different person😄
Showed you how it’s done 😂
my headcanon is that Doomguy’s helmet has built in speakers/headphones and all the songs we listen to are just his playlist
this is what i like to think too, and every helmet he's had in order gets more aggressive
My headcanon is that the music plays out of nowhere
My headcanon is that this is an alarm for the demons.
My headcanon is that music is fucking afraid of slayer
yes
*Accidentally punches a villager*
Golem:
Oh no
LOL NICE
Lol haha
Oh no..
Anyway
XĎDDDDDDDD
When a nightmare turns into a lucid dream: *"It's my turn."*
I lucid dream each time I sleep. Here's a story of that:
I don't remember what was happening before, I think it could've been some shit with a youtuber, Idk. But either way, I was in a dark room, probably somewhat similar to my house, and there were some shadowy figures coming at me. I got pretty panicy, but then I realized: This is a dream. I proceeded to beat the fuck out of them, I'm pretty sure I fucking glory killed one, just for the fun of it. And god damn it, that was one of the greatest things I've done whilst dreaming.
@@nonsensicalhumanoid did your dream decide showing you who you attacked lol
@@nonsensicalhumanoid plot twist, it wasn’t a dream and you brutally attacked someone
@@nonsensicalhumanoid whenever i try to punch spirits in my dreams they just go invisible/i can't hit them
@@PakkiNakki Usually it doesn't work when you're too scared or believe you can't do it. I've done plenty of things in dreams so I realized that beating the shit out of demons isn't too far fetched
AAA games: “alright here’s your 30 minute tutorial”
DOOM: “if it moves then shoot it”
The letter “I” in Pixar: *exists*
The lamp:
best joke
Great jokes but almost all people doesnt get the jokes
@@Messerschmitt777 Bc they never watch Disney
*Crush and Jump, Until it is Done.*
@@YoshiThatMeme Yep
"Silence is violence"
Libraries:
underated comment
lol
I mean you ain't wrong have you seen what happened in a library in the year 1999? (If you know you know)
Halo CE library
SHHHHH
Me: tells my parents I'm getting bullied
My mom: "just walk away"
My dad:
why is this so accurate XD
Persona 4 wickity wack guy
As it should be
Yess
@Favij Cancrro 111 I would name my son "Rico" just for that joke
that one kid in dodgeball after everyone else on his team is eliminated
Demons: Why do I hear boss music
terraria's hell: why do we still hear boss music?
All of mars why do i here boss music
sad cat someone starts up the game
Demons: aw shit here we go again.
Boss: Why do i hear my music?
Send help
I hear guns
We don’t have guns down here
WE DONT HAVE THEM HERE
SEND HELP THRE ALL DYING HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This song makes me wanna break into someone’s house and feed their dog
Got me in the first half, ngl
bunny*
underrated
Then go do it you legend.
Wouldn't that mean you're doing VIOLENCE TROLLING
Me: _is being bullied_
Mom: Just tell the teacher.
Dad: I'll talk with his parents.
Older Brother:
Lol i agree, that happened to me.
@@PenguinDoc
Older brother: omae wa mou shindeiru
@@SparkTheSnorlax bully: nani
Grandpa: *"The only thing they fear is you" starts to play*
Grandpa: Call an ambulance, but not for you :)
When I played this game, all I did was shout like a madman and shoot anything I could see
As it should be
I love how the bottom left demon in the poster is like “do I really have to fight this guy? He’s scary”
"Ayo dude, wanna tap me out? Im hella scared dawg"
I only now see that
No he's more like. "You seeing this shit"
“Ay jim you seein this?”
the same with doom 2016, there's an imp with that same face and spot
Ah, now that's some nice christian rock.
Thanks God
You're Goddamn right God
God spelled backwards is doG
@@teufortimusprime4929 God, Dog.
DOGS ARE GODS!?
WE NEVER KNEW THIS TELL EVERYONE
This comment section is cursed
Other FPS Games: *_well thought out tactics and strategies_*
Doom : *here is a gun just shoot everything you see that isn't a human*
"But what what if it-"
*"Use your fists anyway"*
@@canariopintado9929 *cheers i will drink to that bro*
fuck it. just kill everyone
Postal: am i a joke to you
I'd like this but the like number is too perfect
I feel like this every time I catch a mosquito mid air with my hand crushing it.
Satan: Alexa, play something that rocks.
Alexa: Now playing : At Doom's Gate
Satan: No! Alexa, stop!
Doomguy walks in
Doomguy: RIP AND TEAR MOTHERFUCKER!
Satan: *screaming intensifies*
x,D
XD
XD (Don't ruin this)
FPS games: Let's get you started with a tutorial.
DOOM: *G u n.*
**HERE B U L L E T**
*C H A I N S A W*
*S H O O T G U N A T T H I N G*
*S H O O T D E M O N*
"Here's a gun. Kill everything that moves."
When everyone in town hears you have toilet paper
Dat good joke
HahahahahahahhahaAaa
This made my day!!
Objective:
*survive*
xD
Three words:
*cocks super shotgun*
Bring it on.
Doom ‘93:psycho marine mindbroken into a murderous rage, barely surviving his encounters
Doom 2016:zomg I’m so heckin quirk, rip and tear my fellow chungus!
Doom guy: “ I’m not trapped in hell with you”
“ You are all trapped in hell with me!”
I am not trapped in a facility full of demons, YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!
JUST ANOTHER DAY ON PHOBOS Heheheheehheheheheheheheheheheh
Demons: Actually, you can't get back, so you a-
Doomguy: *Rips their skull out and beats them to death with it*
Demons: OH SATAN WE'RE TRAPPED
THIS IS NOT A DEMON TEA PARTY, MEATBAGS! THIS IS DEMON WAR!!!
@@ninetails8471 Dying demon getting beaten to death by their own skull: THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!
Sleep Paralysis demon: "You can't stop me"
My brain: "I know, but he can"
*My arms: **_STARTS MOVING_*
Impossible
>Grabs shotgun
The demon: Loud sweating
@@brentbowers4535 Also the demon a second later:(Loud screeching)
Samuel David Sarmiento so basically ora time?
Demons: "I fear no man... but that _thing_ ... it scares me..."
There's something out there, and it ain't no man.
Huehuehue...
"No I ain't gonna talk about that freak alright? He is not here is he? HOW DO I GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF?!" *knocks down camera in progress when runs*
@@Cynderfan35 One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
What dreams of chronic, sustained cruelty.
@@badzombies2003
*this video*
when you're losing in dodgeball, but then your P.E. teacher joins your team
Padawan: “Master Skywalker, there are to many of them what are we going to do?”
Anakin:
Slice and dice
@@bengsynthmusic until it is done
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL ITS DONE
rip...and...TEAR!
YOU PICKED UP THE SABER!!!
“Oh my god he’s a savage monster!”-satan
This made me laugh way more than it should have
Fucking true though
Not to brag but I'm gonna say that I'm the 666th person to like your comment and it's on the subject of satan
DONT LIKE THE COMMENT IT’S AT 666
Pixel Pirate22 that’s right, fuck you satan
When you throw a rock at the blind kid but he catches it
LOLL this comment deserves wayyy more likes
why were you throwing a rock at the blind kid
Boss: Blind dood
Description: you fucked up lol 😂
@@GoblinCorn69 joke
@@tameimpala43 this maybe have copied
Man episode 1 of doom (1993) was an absolute blast to playthrough and I can see why this game is so loved.