SexyBack x Home Depot (Full Version)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @lechugatortuga5593
    @lechugatortuga5593 5 лет назад +19654

    The home depot apron stays ON during sexy time

  • @danlourenco
    @danlourenco 5 лет назад +19364

    More saving. More sexy. That's the power of the Home Depot.

    • @Unknown-us6xh
      @Unknown-us6xh 5 лет назад +94

      Dan Lourenço Naw, that’s the power of Pine Sol, baby!

    • @siunmadness5009
      @siunmadness5009 5 лет назад +23

      You are sexy 🤤

    • @ratk0zm0z
      @ratk0zm0z 5 лет назад +73

      This comment made me violently exhale out my nostrils

    • @cactusguy4363
      @cactusguy4363 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/M8r8REVieAk/видео.html

    • @whitesnakeoverthinksthejok7209
      @whitesnakeoverthinksthejok7209 5 лет назад +18

      All saving, All sexy. The cost and the ugly is returned to zero. Kore Ga [HOMEU DEPOTU REQUIEM] Da.

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 4 года назад +10314

    yeah I’m into
    B: Building
    D: Demolition
    S: Screwdrivers
    M: Making it myself

    • @howwwwwwwwwww
      @howwwwwwwwwww 4 года назад +574

      try
      M: manufacturing

    • @oofoofers
      @oofoofers 4 года назад +65

      Best comment I've seen

    • @jimme.1707
      @jimme.1707 4 года назад +328

      I'm into sex:
      S Building
      E Sturdy
      X And
      Functional
      Sheds

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 4 года назад +51

      Dad's be like

    • @havalii9163
      @havalii9163 3 года назад +10

      best comment of the year

  • @leawithnoh6722
    @leawithnoh6722 3 года назад +8183

    When you break her bed but now you gotta fix it

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 3 года назад +135

      You don't need a bed. I believe in your abilities well enough.

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 3 года назад +53

      @Hachi_Bee Heck, if you're too lazy to repair that bed and really want a bed, go to a friend's house or a mall! Don't even need to get a new bed!

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 2 года назад +109

      @@dreamydailine *starts drilling on a bed in the middle of the mall to SexyDepot's beat*

    • @velv3ts
      @velv3ts 2 года назад +10

      :OOOO NOODLE PFP!!@

    • @oliverschaller4228
      @oliverschaller4228 Год назад +46

      Ngl standing in line with lag bolts and 2x4s has a different vibe when it's to reconstruct some girls bed.

  • @competitiveglueeater2112
    @competitiveglueeater2112 4 года назад +2353

    Dilf theme song

  • @crelinten9478
    @crelinten9478 5 лет назад +8264

    I can smell the store. I'm scared.

    • @melloncollie3321
      @melloncollie3321 5 лет назад +425

      I could live off that sawdust smell, no lie. 😩👌

    • @BathsHeartbreaker
      @BathsHeartbreaker 5 лет назад +263

      good. thats how you know its working.

    • @candicoated2001
      @candicoated2001 5 лет назад +228

      Ahh fresh paint, sawdust, and mulch or pine.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 5 лет назад +72

      Conversion status: *successful*

    • @LadyJaggerX3
      @LadyJaggerX3 5 лет назад +39

      I smell it too! It makes me angry. Lol

  • @cindiquil7042
    @cindiquil7042 4 года назад +7169

    Me: *touching the Samsung refrigerators* it’s just that no one makes me feel this way

  • @Panzerfaust-og6mk
    @Panzerfaust-og6mk 3 года назад +16956

    They ain’t bringing sexy back, *they’re building it.*

    • @Balls128
      @Balls128 3 года назад +306

      Someone has to make the harness

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 3 года назад +232

      We’re building sexy baaaaaaack!!!

    • @dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
      @dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659 3 года назад +155

      Building it from the bottom to the top

    • @SuS_NuG_It
      @SuS_NuG_It 3 года назад +56

      *rebuilding

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 3 года назад +74

      That sounds kinda badass for no real reason

  • @cj01son54
    @cj01son54 5 лет назад +10171

    Right now at the Home Depot, Justin Timberlake is 30% off with purchase of 250lbs of timber

  • @hanibrain
    @hanibrain 4 года назад +5960

    When bae whispers into your ear, "The sink needs a new faucet"

  • @frick3019
    @frick3019 4 года назад +13643

    i didn’t think this was what they meant when they said “screw you”

    • @BUGGY_THE_DUGGY
      @BUGGY_THE_DUGGY 4 года назад +156

      N o i c e

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 4 года назад +356

      There’s so many layers to this joke I love it

    • @bobobingus3155
      @bobobingus3155 4 года назад +62

      Yes they fucking did

    • @vampmaxxie
      @vampmaxxie 4 года назад +11

      @@kamilee4123 ikr

    • @madidavis6374
      @madidavis6374 4 года назад +26

      frick It’s 4am and I’m dying laughing 😂😂😂

  • @--Paws--
    @--Paws-- 3 года назад +8959

    When the Lubricants, Ropes and Chains, and Gloves are all in one aisle.

  • @johnnymcauliffe1289
    @johnnymcauliffe1289 4 года назад +5767

    Home Depot lets you return anything, they’ll even let you bring “sexy” back.

    • @devynd6476
      @devynd6476 4 года назад +40

      Underrated comment.

    • @jarofarts6040
      @jarofarts6040 4 года назад +116

      I can't believe you made me read that sentence with my own three eyes

    • @wazopaio
      @wazopaio 4 года назад +22

      This comment deserves WAY more likes.

    • @onlyhuman314
      @onlyhuman314 4 года назад +22

      I hate you and love you at the same time

    • @SuperDj-nk4ro
      @SuperDj-nk4ro 4 года назад +35

      this reads like cards against humanity cards and I love it

  • @y0llek
    @y0llek 5 лет назад +17289

    *More saving, more doing. That’s the power of bringing sexy back.*

  • @user4599
    @user4599 5 лет назад +15492

    I can see a middle aged dad walking in feeling himself to this.

    • @bt-dq5qm
      @bt-dq5qm 5 лет назад +7

      HowMayIOffendYoutoday ? nope

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 5 лет назад +8

      Yasssss

    • @Slysnail5339
      @Slysnail5339 5 лет назад +172

      @@bt-dq5qm why did you delete your first reply lmao

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 лет назад +146

      hobiscondomwrapper - because they’re afraid of the backlash

    • @toiletboy69
      @toiletboy69 5 лет назад +13

      @@user4599 lmao the other 2k people liked it

  • @thecountercounter9127
    @thecountercounter9127 3 года назад +4073

    This gives me visions of buff, shirtless construction men in high visibility coats and a hardhat

    • @captainkeyes9913
      @captainkeyes9913 3 года назад +428

      Now I imagine this being a theme in a male strip club

    • @nittygritty7034
      @nittygritty7034 3 года назад +156

      Megan Thee Stallion neon construction get up, but its chippendales

    • @NormDeMoss
      @NormDeMoss 2 года назад +75

      "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi, except make it dads.

    • @sneztchy
      @sneztchy 2 года назад +29

      I imagined an orange trench coat with reflective lines when u said High Visibility Coat

    • @ONEIRODAIMONA
      @ONEIRODAIMONA 2 года назад +6

      @@NormDeMoss a version like that exists already lol

  • @scarlett9667
    @scarlett9667 4 года назад +11281

    Therapist: SexyDepot isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    SexyDepot:

    • @eulogepaul302
      @eulogepaul302 4 года назад +175

      What about homeback ?

    • @aliza_h
      @aliza_h 4 года назад +113

      He can hurt me all he wants

    • @theshape3318
      @theshape3318 4 года назад +15

      Why...😂🤣

    • @disparatebroom7705
      @disparatebroom7705 4 года назад +89

      Sexydepot sounds like either a strip club themed with building equipment or a store for buying sex toys

    • @nathansilver6981
      @nathansilver6981 4 года назад +6

      DisparateBroom I thout it was...

  • @lol_iyoutube
    @lol_iyoutube 4 года назад +5714

    When "my deck is rock solid" can mean two different things at the same time

    • @hydrationcrustacean
      @hydrationcrustacean 4 года назад +133

      This comment reminds me of the banned new Zealand deck cleaner commercials

    • @brandonv6905
      @brandonv6905 4 года назад +16

      @@hydrationcrustacean link?

    • @disparatebroom7705
      @disparatebroom7705 4 года назад +60

      Only at Home Depot

    • @luckylucas8596
      @luckylucas8596 4 года назад +37

      This comment makes me think of YuGiOh The Abridged Series.

    • @inkyvidz7947
      @inkyvidz7947 4 года назад +1

      dndjdjjd

  • @kiyadenham6515
    @kiyadenham6515 4 года назад +11686

    Talk about putting the *timber* in Justine Timberlake

    • @steeledoggos6998
      @steeledoggos6998 4 года назад +69

      How does this not have at least 100K likes and pinned

    • @ethancbaker2002
      @ethancbaker2002 4 года назад +46

      I love dad puns

    • @ihatemoths
      @ihatemoths 4 года назад +64

      Okay but think of all the splinters.

    • @annan2889
      @annan2889 4 года назад +5

      Underrated

    • @Sh4dow5505
      @Sh4dow5505 4 года назад +5

      Underrated comment

  • @alex_thee_weirdo9591
    @alex_thee_weirdo9591 3 года назад +16854

    This is now the official dilf anthem

  • @lithium191
    @lithium191 5 лет назад +6151

    Add Arby's we have the meats song to cry me a river

  • @jaredavina9648
    @jaredavina9648 4 года назад +1414

    More sexy. More back. That's the power of The Home Depot

  • @MichellaneousMe
    @MichellaneousMe 5 лет назад +3505

    I can see “rock your body” to the beat of State Farm’s jingle now

  • @kitttttttttttt.
    @kitttttttttttt. 3 года назад +3152

    WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT

    • @qresNoah
      @qresNoah 3 года назад +399

      he's not just working at home depot, he's working in the HARDware section ;)

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 3 года назад +91

      @@qresNoah Glue! DRILLS!

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 3 года назад +70

      It’s always a good day to be working at home depot

    • @derekclark123
      @derekclark123 3 года назад +18

      It’s a great job :)

    • @Melissa-bv7vv
      @Melissa-bv7vv 2 года назад +15

      I mean, who doesn't

  • @mvrtuaries
    @mvrtuaries 5 лет назад +3016

    “THEY SEE THEY SHACKLES BABY, I’M YOUR SLAVE”
    *zooms in on the show toilets*

    • @extremelyfungibletoken6903
      @extremelyfungibletoken6903 4 года назад +240

      "I'll let you wip me if I misbehave"
      *Zooms in on show lumber*

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 года назад +180

      “Get your sexy on,”
      **camera zooms in on the paint section**

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад +157

      "Drinks on me"
      *zooms in on the samsung refrigerators*

    • @yaboichild
      @yaboichild 4 года назад +61

      "you see what you twerkin with"
      *Zooms in on the hammers*

    • @bigoofsushi6979
      @bigoofsushi6979 4 года назад +50

      "Look at those hips"
      *Zooms in on the spray paint*

  • @Fr33zy159
    @Fr33zy159 4 года назад +8543

    When you DIY your BDSM gear.

    • @ariana-gg5yo
      @ariana-gg5yo 4 года назад +237

      i feel like this is way more underrated than i though it'd be

    • @amorphous_asterism
      @amorphous_asterism 4 года назад +136

      tHIS IS SO UNDERRATED IM CRYI N G

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 года назад +573

      BDSM- Building, Drilling, Screwing, Manufacturing

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 года назад +177

      Jason Martin definitely with a ton of screwing ;)

    • @GrizzleyBearington
      @GrizzleyBearington 4 года назад +92

      HOW CAN A REPLY SECTION GET BETTER AND BETTER OMG

  • @Acequatch
    @Acequatch 3 года назад +8787

    "Take em' to the fridge"
    *Proceeds to show you the way to the Samsung Smart Fridge section*

    • @theredcomet844
      @theredcomet844 3 года назад +621

      I'm bringing Samsung back.

    • @99wins31
      @99wins31 3 года назад +40

      Underrated

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад +164

      @@theredcomet844 oh thank god, i was wondering where sam went, it’s been years

    • @ukrainegaming2167
      @ukrainegaming2167 3 года назад +14

      I have a Samsung sam keyboard

    • @kiyadenham6515
      @kiyadenham6515 3 года назад +33

      So that's how philza became a father

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +13627

    Her: I need you to drill my-
    Him: *Tears off clothes*
    Her: My floorboards
    Him: Oh right.

    • @sethhermann8847
      @sethhermann8847 3 года назад +313

      I came here because of your comment in the other home depot video.

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 3 года назад +464

      This song gives me wood
      *HARDWOOD*

    • @fongus6420
      @fongus6420 3 года назад +363

      **untears clothes*

    • @boopert3589
      @boopert3589 3 года назад +154

      @@fongus6420 *tears them again*

    • @themediaangel7413
      @themediaangel7413 3 года назад +49

      @@sethhermann8847 Same! This guy seems to be everywhere.

  • @griffindrouin4097
    @griffindrouin4097 4 года назад +3442

    weirdly enough: he is not breaking the home depot dress code

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 4 года назад +167

      Not that weird when the dress code is basically just "wear a collared shirt".

    • @yeahboi8168
      @yeahboi8168 4 года назад +40

      @@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 not even that I just wore a tshirt when I worked there

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 4 года назад +39

      @@yeahboi8168 Many managers won't care, but you technically aren't supposed to wear a t-shirt (assuming the dress code hadn't changed at any point, or if it did, that you worked there somewhat recently). If nobody ever said anything to you, though, then it's fine, lol

    • @tastytaist9916
      @tastytaist9916 4 года назад +12

      @@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 if you work on the back, tea shirts are a okay

    • @danl.r2379
      @danl.r2379 4 года назад

      @@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 same with menards

  • @kodiakthedharacal9244
    @kodiakthedharacal9244 5 лет назад +5587

    Why does this sound better than I thought it would

  • @Foot23balla
    @Foot23balla 5 лет назад +1783

    More saving, more doing, more sexy back

    • @SparkleP8nter
      @SparkleP8nter 5 лет назад

      Sean Peck 👏👏

    • @kangaroo8057
      @kangaroo8057 5 лет назад +11

      That's the power of Home Depot

    • @basedbeans2179
      @basedbeans2179 5 лет назад +1

      Sean Peck underrated comment

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 5 лет назад

      That’s the power of Justin Timberlake

  • @beamng33legit
    @beamng33legit 3 года назад +4730

    Yeah I’m a SIMP
    S: Super
    I: Into
    M: Mechanical
    P: Parts

    • @TheBert.
      @TheBert. 3 года назад +185

      me too, I'm a different kind of SIMP though.
      S:MAYONNAISE
      I:ON
      M: AN
      P: ESCALATOR
      IT'S GOIN UP STAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

    • @beamng33legit
      @beamng33legit 3 года назад +15

      @@TheBert. y e s

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 года назад +33

      I have simp
      Super
      Ionbond
      Metallic
      Power

    • @jamesjahn9900
      @jamesjahn9900 3 года назад +2

      Everyone during fn c2s6

    • @sophiea7
      @sophiea7 3 года назад +1

      That’s uhh

  • @NotTheCubicWorld
    @NotTheCubicWorld 4 года назад +8823

    The amount of testosterone in this song made my unborn son grow chest hair.

  • @Lawgamer411
    @Lawgamer411 5 лет назад +9605

    This works too well. The iron noises just add to the dungeon appeal.
    Genius.

  • @greco-romano9852
    @greco-romano9852 4 года назад +7311

    This is what all of the middle-aged Suburban-moms hear when your dad goes out to mow his front-lawn wearing socks'n'sandals, basketball shorts, and a tank top.

  • @checkpointpyro1037
    @checkpointpyro1037 3 года назад +1432

    when you’re trying to blow him but the power breaker blows a fuse instead

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 3 года назад +51

      Well someone enjoyed watching you both 😏

    • @ziloleepic3390
      @ziloleepic3390 3 года назад +7

      why is this song so mean to you

    • @bl0odtea
      @bl0odtea Год назад +12

      your pfp is perfect for this comment lol

    • @Tiffany.Kro00
      @Tiffany.Kro00 Год назад

      Underrated

  • @ayoutubechannel1413
    @ayoutubechannel1413 4 года назад +10584

    When you build a stripper pole from scratch

    • @irishkat8451
      @irishkat8451 3 года назад +781

      Dad: throws money at pole dancer
      Pole dancer: *tugs on pole*
      Dad: that's some sturdy craftsmanship right there

    • @lance6092
      @lance6092 3 года назад +558

      “My daughter’s gonna love this”

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 года назад +287

      @@lance6092 r/cursedcomments

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 года назад +44

      @@irishkat8451 Miu Iruma

    • @zomzomtheungodlycapitalist
      @zomzomtheungodlycapitalist 3 года назад +29

      @@Kuriboh1008 korekiyo shinguji

  • @Ayupeoo
    @Ayupeoo 4 года назад +3084

    Home Depot worker: Lemme check the back
    Them in the back:

    • @jayc5529
      @jayc5529 4 года назад +66

      We don't have a back.... Everything is up in the higher shelves. So ya maybe then in the back lol.

    • @juststatic7994
      @juststatic7994 4 года назад +18

      Come to the back. Go ahead be done with it. With the V.I.P.

    • @mukmuk723
      @mukmuk723 4 года назад +22

      They've got Sexy in the Back.

    • @ConnorRB
      @ConnorRB 4 года назад +3

      @@jayc5529 not completely true. We have the receiving area

    • @jayc5529
      @jayc5529 4 года назад +3

      @@ConnorRBYa but when do you take something out of receiving? Only when stocking. It is not organized you just grab it and put it where it is supposed to go.

  • @brifeess4618
    @brifeess4618 5 лет назад +16669

    As a home depot employee this evokes an emotion i cannot explain

  • @blub3816
    @blub3816 3 года назад +623

    Gives a whole new meaning to “More Doing.”

    • @slay280
      @slay280 3 года назад +7

      HAHAHAHA UR COMMENT IS UNDERRATED

    • @pfliald
      @pfliald 3 года назад +8

      *ring ring*
      "God? Yeah. Yeah please smite them"

    • @PG2248CoasterNews
      @PG2248CoasterNews 2 года назад +7

      that's the power of the Home Depot ;))

    • @ur_mom-xo1td
      @ur_mom-xo1td 2 года назад

      YOU NASTY-

  • @Pixiesfairiedust
    @Pixiesfairiedust 4 года назад +5672

    Im just imagining some weird imagery of some guy continuously hammering a nail into some wood *s e d u ct i v e l y .*

  • @starberryshortcakee
    @starberryshortcakee 4 года назад +7995

    this song makes me want to throw it back in the gardening section

    • @genzy6610
      @genzy6610 4 года назад +326

      How about the WAP dance in the screw isle?

    • @saltylampsalsa4593
      @saltylampsalsa4593 4 года назад +259

      Audrey Brown what about we stanky leg in the paint section

    • @nezukosbamboo7910
      @nezukosbamboo7910 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @genzy6610
      @genzy6610 4 года назад +9

      Saltylampsalsa
      Yes definitely

    • @ennasdiary
      @ennasdiary 4 года назад +24

      Saltylampsalsa THIS COMMENT MADE ME EVAPORATE KAHSKALF

  • @A_Bowl_Cut
    @A_Bowl_Cut 5 лет назад +4463

    Me when i discovered the cotton candy in the attic

    • @fatl9806
      @fatl9806 5 лет назад +57

      Yis bro why

    • @kirbysthiccthighs
      @kirbysthiccthighs 5 лет назад +167

      *OH-*

    • @lastrich2154
      @lastrich2154 5 лет назад +17

      @@fatl9806 +

    • @azore1184
      @azore1184 5 лет назад +53

      Holy shit I have it too

    • @snowdaysrule
      @snowdaysrule 5 лет назад +151

      I tend to enjoy the asbestos kind more than the fiberglass type but that’s just me.

  • @conciliatoryexpressions3650
    @conciliatoryexpressions3650 3 года назад +956

    You've heard of Femboy Hooters.
    Now get ready for *Dilf Home Depot*

    • @ITDBruins
      @ITDBruins 2 года назад +198

      isnt that just home depot

    • @Sara-xf7ls
      @Sara-xf7ls 2 года назад +57

      @@ITDBruins that's what I'm sayin

    • @deutschecreme3143
      @deutschecreme3143 Год назад +44

      Home Dilfot

    • @wynterwolfrose228
      @wynterwolfrose228 Год назад +8

      @@ITDBruinsI was to scared to say the same thing

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 10 месяцев назад +3

      If they have wings there and work it like Hooters but with buff men scantily clad I'm game

  • @zoombini1831
    @zoombini1831 4 года назад +5533

    This is how my mom sees my dad cutting grass

    • @apricoticpeaches
      @apricoticpeaches 4 года назад +68

      BAHHAHQH

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 года назад +48

      Bruhhhhh

    • @that_one_guy8126
      @that_one_guy8126 4 года назад +104

      How am I imagining that exact scenario?

    • @Bishop985
      @Bishop985 4 года назад +28

      I N T E R E S T I N G

    • @sleepmanual3718
      @sleepmanual3718 4 года назад +51

      @@that_one_guy8126 because of every 90s music video of people in their 40s in slow motion showing their bodies for comedy in the back ground while a rock band plays something and sings things that have nothing to do with it.

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 4 года назад +7085

    Her: I want to get screwed.
    Home Depot Employee: What type of screw are you looking for?

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 года назад +288

      something that works with a power drill, if ya know what i mean.

    • @muninntog142
      @muninntog142 4 года назад +250

      Miss those are in aisle 18

    • @oofaloof6709
      @oofaloof6709 4 года назад +156

      @@muninntog142 there is no isle 18, there's just isle 17 and on the only thing past that is the janitors closet?

    • @novabirk684
      @novabirk684 4 года назад +12

      I’m DIEING

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 года назад +8

      You now have 666 likes

  • @soda.2003
    @soda.2003 4 года назад +14685

    Petition for a Home Depot to play this in their stores every Saturday

    • @SunshineChokin
      @SunshineChokin 4 года назад +787

      Then church music on sundays as if nothing happened

    • @drillynez
      @drillynez 4 года назад +115

      I would like this but it's at 69 likes and we need it this way

    • @ariana-gg5yo
      @ariana-gg5yo 4 года назад +78

      @@SunshineChokin your profile is how i'd react on sundays if this happened

    • @JenniJemm
      @JenniJemm 4 года назад +167

      as a home depot employee I will personally lead all the employees in dancing to this

    • @Gaveuponyoutube
      @Gaveuponyoutube 4 года назад +17

      I'll make 15 accounts and sign this.Sign

  • @THERATSANDTHERATS
    @THERATSANDTHERATS Год назад +228

    I hope the creator of this knows this appeared in a RUclips generated alternative rock playlist and I was killed instantly when it hit me

    • @EmilyOnTheMoon
      @EmilyOnTheMoon 7 месяцев назад +10

      OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO

  • @TimiVision1
    @TimiVision1 5 лет назад +7154

    Seeing the title I thought it was gonna be Sexyback played inside of a Home Depot store
    This ended up being better than that.

    • @mighty_elliott2514
      @mighty_elliott2514 4 года назад +148

      Lol I thought it was gonna be some dumb parody but it ended up being a banger

    • @drillynez
      @drillynez 4 года назад +22

      I think everyone thought that

    • @gray7624
      @gray7624 4 года назад +12

      Same

    • @NONAGONCLOWN
      @NONAGONCLOWN 4 года назад +11

      @@gray7624
      Hawks is this what you listen to on your free time?

    • @gray7624
      @gray7624 4 года назад +11

      @@NONAGONCLOWN yes. This and post Malone won't shut up about g wagons for 10 hours.

  • @abigail-ph9sg
    @abigail-ph9sg 5 лет назад +1960

    “the mothersjzjdhahhs don’t know how to act”

    • @sansmaeda
      @sansmaeda 4 года назад +65

      urdadsgirlfriend that’s the funniest part

    • @madsrocha1983
      @madsrocha1983 4 года назад +45

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD SHXKSJZJ

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 года назад +68

      “yeAh”

    • @EraWaffles
      @EraWaffles 4 года назад +39

      I saw this right before that part and it had me physically choking on my laughter

    • @Cam-ft6ce
      @Cam-ft6ce 4 года назад +2

      HAAHSH IM CRYINGS

  • @ppplvr
    @ppplvr 5 лет назад +5445

    When you DIY your BDSM gear

    • @ezzar8165
      @ezzar8165 5 лет назад +22

      VinciFox 🤣😂🤣

    • @cami2891
      @cami2891 5 лет назад +106

      IM SCREAMING

    • @sceneprinsesvandedood870
      @sceneprinsesvandedood870 5 лет назад +17

      OMG 😂

    • @streeatbeat
      @streeatbeat 5 лет назад +86

      THIS IS.. THE BEST FUCKING COMMENT ON THIS WEBSITE. LMAOO

    • @gthfiry
      @gthfiry 5 лет назад +9

      VinciFox BAA AS GAH AS HE JEJEJE NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Queen_Cnidarian
    @Queen_Cnidarian Год назад +61

    The cherry on top is the fact that the background picture shows nuts.

  • @brekin5618
    @brekin5618 4 года назад +4190

    “Drilling” can mean two different things now.

  • @mandellusive
    @mandellusive 4 года назад +4692

    Im no longer a homosexual, Im a home sexual

    • @NewName007-n3u
      @NewName007-n3u 4 года назад +56

      Yesss! I wholeheartedly agree!

    • @tylertraietta5180
      @tylertraietta5180 4 года назад +24

      Why was the first thought Glory you know what

    • @cherrene
      @cherrene 4 года назад +11

      i couldnt relate more

    • @arsenic.01
      @arsenic.01 4 года назад +47

      ***A S C E N D A N C E***

    • @bjnovak1
      @bjnovak1 4 года назад +19

      If you were Irish tho, you'd be a Home O' Sexual

  • @i.karly1
    @i.karly1 5 лет назад +5396

    how my mom sees my dad when he’s fixing my sisters car.

  • @xerarch_ash
    @xerarch_ash 2 года назад +213

    When you say “hi daddy” and he responds “hey sport”

  • @sirkirby4191
    @sirkirby4191 5 лет назад +6378

    Nobody gonna talk about how this is a banger

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 лет назад +151

      Literally everybody’s talking about how much of a bop this is wdym

    • @urwack
      @urwack 5 лет назад +14

      Kottonkandy09 PERIODT

    • @poryphoria6218
      @poryphoria6218 5 лет назад +29

      👁️👁️ a banger you say?

    • @deangel9128
      @deangel9128 5 лет назад +1

      Everyone is tho

    • @raccoon_goth
      @raccoon_goth 5 лет назад +12

      It seems like it shouldn't be, but by Jove, this edit *Slaps*

  • @rackisback7855
    @rackisback7855 5 лет назад +5372

    Home Depot Interviewer: What made you want to work here
    My brain: *This video*
    Me, visibly sweating: Uhh power drills

  • @melloncollie3321
    @melloncollie3321 5 лет назад +3367

    This slaps.
    Only thing sexier than the sawdust smell of the actual store.
    10/10 "what is that chain actually for"

    • @nebuladog
      @nebuladog 5 лет назад +6

      I just ruined your 69 likes

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 5 лет назад +3

      Well? How was it?

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 5 лет назад +5

      @@Allison_Hart Oh that's fine I understand now

    • @b1ff
      @b1ff 5 лет назад

      No one better ruin the 420 likes…

    • @wumbo7181
      @wumbo7181 4 года назад +6

      @@Allison_Hart did that dude just fly by your flirtatious comment or am I dirty minded

  • @stoutyyyy
    @stoutyyyy 3 года назад +229

    I heard the original on the radio and I got confused that there was no Home Depot bassline

  • @aiiiia9971
    @aiiiia9971 4 года назад +6864

    " Come to the back "
    *takes her to the stock room to unload some boxes *

    • @aliza_h
      @aliza_h 3 года назад +322

      And then he _unloads_

    • @june_buggi3
      @june_buggi3 3 года назад +233

      I think i find this even funnier because since its warehouse the whole store IS the back

    • @JasoniBruh
      @JasoniBruh 3 года назад +38

      Lmao home Depot doesn't have a stockroom

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 3 года назад +15

      More like unload in some boxes

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 года назад +16

      *builds a robot*
      "I'd like to introduce you to IRL Zane, thought you wanted a nostalgic boost"

  • @mikebliss3153
    @mikebliss3153 4 года назад +7927

    Dad Energy meets Daddy Energy.

  • @thesteampunkinc
    @thesteampunkinc 5 лет назад +1410

    More bringin sexy back. More boys who don't know how to act. That’s the power of The Home Depot.

  • @alexniklaus6216
    @alexniklaus6216 3 года назад +208

    I got this recommended to me in a auto generated playlist. it’s truely terrifying how accurate AI is getting at telling what we want.

  • @xXAlexOrWhateverXx
    @xXAlexOrWhateverXx 4 года назад +27652

    When you’re trying to flirt with someone but you can’t stop thinking about that loose floor board in your house.

    • @evilushioushall9279
      @evilushioushall9279 4 года назад +189

      😂😭💀

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 4 года назад +515

      It would help if it would stop beating.

    • @xXAlexOrWhateverXx
      @xXAlexOrWhateverXx 4 года назад +418

      Conklin03
      Very true. That old man died weeks ago. It should have stopped by now.

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 4 года назад +219

      @@xXAlexOrWhateverXx Is this a mfing Tell-Tale Heart refrence?

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 года назад +43

      @@Conklin03 I love you.

  • @taiwanisacountry8221
    @taiwanisacountry8221 4 года назад +1416

    When the cashier asks you why you're buying so many ropes and chains

    • @sunflowerbxlla7298
      @sunflowerbxlla7298 3 года назад +19

      gacha heaters: ummmm nothinggggg.....
      me: *that's kinda sus*

    • @FlyingCookie13
      @FlyingCookie13 3 года назад +48

      STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 3 года назад +33

      "Give me your heaviest chain."
      "Sure, what do you need to chain up?"
      _"Me."_
      "...Ohh, for a magic trick or..."
      "Don't make this weird."

    • @ToeGripper9988
      @ToeGripper9988 3 года назад +4

      "None of your frickin buisness"

    • @ToeGripper9988
      @ToeGripper9988 3 года назад +1

      @@sunflowerbxlla7298 stop the heaters- a gacha lover

  • @madddagg8903
    @madddagg8903 3 года назад +3219

    When you call him daddy and he starts building a shelf

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 3 года назад +201

      The best daddy. Now we have a place to put all of our toys!

    • @nekoachan2532
      @nekoachan2532 3 года назад +29

      This is the best comment in this gold mine of replys

    • @venangoproductions
      @venangoproductions 3 года назад +43

      @@dreamydailine What kinda toys

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 3 года назад +79

      @@venangoproductions If I could pick? I always thought that magic was pretty cool so... Maybe magical performance objects for toys? Magic wands, ropes, rings, that magic liquid thing, boxes to put those things in... Plushies when bored and alone would be cool too. I might put others objects there as well though. If I get a dog I'll probably put the leashes there but I'll see. I'll also put soy candles; I'd love to get colorful scented ones though.
      I would also get a bunch of Lego building sets or puzzles (especially those puzzle boxes that you can fill up with stuff). I never completed any of those by myself and they seem really relaxing now that I have grown up. I love it when the nostalgia hits hard, plus my brain would work for more than once this quarantine. As suggestive as the 1st part gets, I'd actually love to have those things on my shelves at the moment, and maybe a pet dog/cat as well (Yes, I'll leash the cat if I have to). Thanks, it feels nice and fuzzy thinking about it.

    • @averyfields8183
      @averyfields8183 3 года назад +13

      @@dreamydailine this made my day

  • @LilAnonomus
    @LilAnonomus 3 года назад +643

    Her parents are staying over for the weekend. You and her dad are chatting over breakfast. She comes down the stairs, still sleepy. "Hey Daddy, the bathroom sink isn't working.."
    You and her father stand up.
    Your eyes lock-
    *music plays*

    • @dontsub3609
      @dontsub3609 3 года назад +151

      You and her dad start making out

    • @basedkaiser5352
      @basedkaiser5352 3 года назад +26

      @@dontsub3609 why you gotta ruin it ?

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 3 года назад +101

      @@basedkaiser5352 who said that ruined it 😉

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 2 года назад +34

      @@basedkaiser5352 ruined it?

    • @satt47-74
      @satt47-74 2 года назад +9

      I know it's been 1 year but let's just say, that reply is depending on the context.

  • @materialgurlmozart
    @materialgurlmozart 4 года назад +7053

    “Hey dad whats this white sticky stuff i found on your bed?”
    “Oh just Franklin International 1414 Titebond III Ultimate Wood Glue 😏”

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 года назад +981

      That's extremely unprofessional to get such high quality and extremely powerful glue on a part of your bed that isn't just the frame, especially if it's already built.

    • @cossackvince9709
      @cossackvince9709 3 года назад +470

      @@Kuriboh1008 his dad was a baaaad boi

    • @bilIology
      @bilIology 3 года назад +114

      Kinky

    • @gregyanni3800
      @gregyanni3800 3 года назад +56

      @@cossackvince9709 NOOOOESJEJEHD

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v 3 года назад +183

      @@cossackvince9709 we'll have to punish him. *crack of whip*

  • @hereyougo3075
    @hereyougo3075 5 лет назад +1304

    I can't even imagine telling my middle school self I rock out to Sexy Home - Back Depot

    • @voidvenus99
      @voidvenus99 4 года назад +23

      Back Home

    • @nenidetic
      @nenidetic 4 года назад +23

      @@voidvenus99 Sexy Depot

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 4 года назад +17

      or *Sexy Depot Back Home*

    • @tsukasatenma_
      @tsukasatenma_ 4 года назад +11

      Honestly there's a part of me that still can't believe that i'm listening to right now

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 4 года назад +8

      @@tsukasatenma_ you just needed something to keep you going

  • @yelaclima444
    @yelaclima444 5 лет назад +577

    my ears have successfully been renovated

  • @coffeeskittlez8205
    @coffeeskittlez8205 3 года назад +124

    This has a very threatening aura

  • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
    @The_Unknown_Wanderer 5 лет назад +1079

    As a former employee, this... this scares me.
    Especially after the hours of music in the training videos.

    • @POPZ1KLE
      @POPZ1KLE 4 года назад +5

      Michael Kaiser LMAO

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 года назад +17

      How-How many hours was it OP? Edit: OP are you okay?

    • @getdownforthemaintenance6881
      @getdownforthemaintenance6881 4 года назад +25

      Park ChimMin I just got a job there. It’s about 8-10 whole hours of training videos. 10. Whole. Hours.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 года назад +3

      Elaina Eberz You poor soul

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 4 года назад +1

      @@parkchimmin7913 ur name bruh

  • @Kay-zq5lu
    @Kay-zq5lu 5 лет назад +2039

    Friends: what music do u like?
    Me: I dont think you would like it
    Friends: It cant be that bad?
    My earphones:

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 года назад +58

      *I blast this music on my dormroom speakers*

    • @aris3783
      @aris3783 4 года назад +14

      Berry bee bEnSoN-

    • @leilagrant6080
      @leilagrant6080 4 года назад +9

      I thought you liked Jazz... 😢

    • @iluvreigen
      @iluvreigen 4 года назад +4

      @@leilagrant6080 this is a sad day for humanity.

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 4 года назад +2

      If they think it's bad you need different friends

  • @niabrown6817
    @niabrown6817 5 лет назад +8261

    This remix got me ready to buy a power drill at the strip club

  • @CTRadventures
    @CTRadventures 3 года назад +168

    As a dad and Home Depot shopper, I approve

    • @pfliald
      @pfliald 2 года назад +10

      I don't know how to respond to that-

    • @icedtea-xn9kc
      @icedtea-xn9kc Год назад +5

      Thanks daddy Depot dude 😘

  • @Fearthemushroom
    @Fearthemushroom 4 года назад +3221

    This remind me of that one drawing a little girl did where it was like "I want to be just like mommy!" And she made it look like her mom was a stripper but I'm pretty sure she actually worked at home depot lmao

    • @samuel-zb4qn
      @samuel-zb4qn 4 года назад +491

      She was selling the last shovel in a blizzard and everyone was trying to buy it

    • @iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811
      @iwantdoppiodakimakuraplsd1811 4 года назад +55

      wait no she was a fireman lmao going down that pole to that thing yeahhh

    • @ballisticboo7808
      @ballisticboo7808 4 года назад +14

      I know what this is lol

    • @grellsaystransrights1316
      @grellsaystransrights1316 4 года назад +39

      I hate that I know what you're talking about 😂😂

    • @phexwor8433
      @phexwor8433 4 года назад +21

      sssniperwolf and reactiontime are the only reason i know what this is and damn was that a throwback

  • @dant-rex1727
    @dant-rex1727 5 лет назад +25898

    Who the hell woke up one day and said I'm going to clash sexy-back to Home Depot's ad song
    Edit: Jeez thanks for all of the support on this, never ever get this amount of likes, replies, etc.

    • @c0l4cat
      @c0l4cat 5 лет назад +1890

      this person apparently and its beautiful

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 5 лет назад +358

      pessimistic rat ayyyy a fellow Pan
      Also Dan, who *doesn’t*

    • @dant-rex1727
      @dant-rex1727 5 лет назад +134

      @@newspaper_stand You're right

    • @jacktroutner9965
      @jacktroutner9965 5 лет назад +155

      they are the perfect person

    • @superstevo189
      @superstevo189 5 лет назад +36

      I was about to comment this lol

  • @usbaldo2k174
    @usbaldo2k174 5 лет назад +15320

    Finally a song that both millennials and boomers can enjoy

  • @emilypeters6962
    @emilypeters6962 3 года назад +197

    Why do I feel like JT actually worked at a home depot at some point in his life

  • @saltysunflowersugar7826
    @saltysunflowersugar7826 4 года назад +5668

    Why is this actually better than the original, like legit "Sexy Back" sounds SO GOOD with a bass line

  • @morgan7866
    @morgan7866 4 года назад +2859

    *this song gives woodworking a whole new meaning*

    • @aliza_h
      @aliza_h 3 года назад +96

      _Work that wood_

    • @Lavendre
      @Lavendre 3 года назад +54

      Splinters

    • @morgan7866
      @morgan7866 3 года назад +36

      @@Lavendre || splitting that wood 😭😭

    • @Lavendre
      @Lavendre 3 года назад +1

      @@morgan7866 😳

    • @BW-go3ih
      @BW-go3ih 2 года назад

      a *hole new meaning

  • @BE-ew2pt
    @BE-ew2pt 5 лет назад +4112

    I’m not even lying when I say this is better than the original

    • @magnoliaiscool
      @magnoliaiscool 4 года назад +29

      B E AGREED

    • @POPZ1KLE
      @POPZ1KLE 4 года назад +12

      S A M E

    • @oldbaby2304
      @oldbaby2304 4 года назад +13

      Not really

    • @Velvet_yGoodness
      @Velvet_yGoodness 4 года назад +7

      That's what I'm saying! I went to change it and I was like "no this is too catchy I cant do it"

    • @zoosmell_egbert
      @zoosmell_egbert 4 года назад +42

      which original, sexy back or the home depot song

  • @WeegeeCool1
    @WeegeeCool1 Год назад +39

    I love how for no reason or context, this played at my senior prom and everyone loved it.

    • @icedtea-xn9kc
      @icedtea-xn9kc Год назад +5

      Clearly whoever played it has a “sexy” taste in music and I love whoever did it

    • @WeegeeCool1
      @WeegeeCool1 Год назад +8

      @@icedtea-xn9kc no clue who, but the DJ was a real one for actually putting the song into the shuffle

    • @icedtea-xn9kc
      @icedtea-xn9kc Год назад +3

      @@WeegeeCool1 tru

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 5 лет назад +634

    Step 1: Go to Home Depot
    Step 2: Get one of the phones on the poles
    Step 3: Blast this throughout the store

    • @tatymc3719
      @tatymc3719 4 года назад +4

      Alexander Agcaoili do it

    • @missterious711
      @missterious711 4 года назад +42

      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: Profit

    • @tatymc3719
      @tatymc3719 4 года назад +9

      Miss Terious why didn’t you say step 4: profit
      And no step 5

    • @tatymc3719
      @tatymc3719 4 года назад +1

      // Laixycon // I’m not wrong

    • @digirails1845
      @digirails1845 4 года назад +4

      we dont have phones on poles lmao

  • @xiiwolfy
    @xiiwolfy 5 лет назад +927

    someone put this over that scene in joker where he’s dancing

  • @Denyahdraws
    @Denyahdraws 5 лет назад +548

    When you get a screwdriver for 30% off:

  • @immortuipraebibo910
    @immortuipraebibo910 3 года назад +68

    I absolutely adore the sudden "AH" at the beginning. really caught me off guard lmao

  • @TheImpressiveMix
    @TheImpressiveMix 5 лет назад +905

    When you gotta build a shed at 3 but you’re gonna hit up the club at 10

  • @naluvdia
    @naluvdia 4 года назад +3817

    when your wife’s boyfriend lets you eat the wooden planks in home depot

  • @theinvinciblecameraman84
    @theinvinciblecameraman84 4 года назад +2865

    “Get your sexy out”
    *whips out hammer 😏*

  • @diobrando7120
    @diobrando7120 Год назад +23

    This is unironically fire.

  • @sophie-gv4oz
    @sophie-gv4oz 5 лет назад +5000

    When you're looking for tools during no nut November and that wrench looking at you in a certain way...

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 5 лет назад +237

      This made me perform a sharp intake of air through my nostrils 10/10

    • @Clevoliver
      @Clevoliver 5 лет назад +108

      Whoa there buckaroo

    • @hydrasevens
      @hydrasevens 5 лет назад +139

      Bust that nut. Literally.

    • @annalynsaysgoodnight
      @annalynsaysgoodnight 5 лет назад +30

      @@hydrasevens I looked at the top comment and smiled but this comment took the cake and i am now cackling

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 5 лет назад +17

      Buy a nutcracker

  • @difficultyspike514
    @difficultyspike514 4 года назад +6747

    As an ex-home depot employee, playing this during my overnight shift would’ve been fantastic.

    • @troy9569
      @troy9569 3 года назад +114

      I work there overnight still and play this

    • @derekclark123
      @derekclark123 3 года назад +48

      If only they allowed headphones in my store 😤

    • @st4rlite_
      @st4rlite_ Год назад +29

      what are you waiting for? go back and let the ritual commence.

    • @bartney
      @bartney Год назад +9

      when you work at home depot and p*rn h^b

    • @4bibimimi
      @4bibimimi Год назад +6

      INVENTORY! Kick it off and close before y'all go to breakfast!

  • @spencertraynham4821
    @spencertraynham4821 5 лет назад +755

    “so what kind of music do you like?” ....it’s complicated

  • @casualtrainwreck7520
    @casualtrainwreck7520 10 месяцев назад +11

    i just remembered showing my dad this a few months back.
    Confusion.
    Processing.
    Confused Terror, Horror, Disgust?? Indescribable emotions.
    I, however, quite love this!

    • @TheSingularPatriot
      @TheSingularPatriot 10 месяцев назад

      Choo CHOOOSE🚂ALL ABOARD
      I'M BRINGING MAGA BACK.. YEAH

  • @EventheStephenisEven
    @EventheStephenisEven 4 года назад +2878

    i just realized the guy looks about 20, 30 if youre REALLY stretching it, and his apron has the 20 years of service badge...
    Was.. was he born at home depot?

  • @mariah4668
    @mariah4668 4 года назад +1109

    This is what fifty shades of gray would sound like if bob the builder was cast as Christian Gray

    • @lockdownraider_4358
      @lockdownraider_4358 4 года назад +61

      If he got her pregnant would he also ask his equipment if they can fix it?

    • @soidester1162
      @soidester1162 4 года назад +22

      @@lockdownraider_4358 NO

    • @st4rfright
      @st4rfright 4 года назад +18

      @@soidester1162 YES

    • @st4rfright
      @st4rfright 4 года назад +5

      @@deez5595 *YES*

    • @nrtouge
      @nrtouge 4 года назад +5

      @@st4rfright NO

  • @CoconutCrabGaming
    @CoconutCrabGaming 5 лет назад +228

    When dad drinks one two many Miller lights and starts eyeing up the toolbox

  • @localdreamer13
    @localdreamer13 2 года назад +125

    When you call him "daddy" and he takes it seriously and starts building a tree house for the kids