@@yeahboi8168 Many managers won't care, but you technically aren't supposed to wear a t-shirt (assuming the dress code hadn't changed at any point, or if it did, that you worked there somewhat recently). If nobody ever said anything to you, though, then it's fine, lol
This is what all of the middle-aged Suburban-moms hear when your dad goes out to mow his front-lawn wearing socks'n'sandals, basketball shorts, and a tank top.
@@ConnorRBYa but when do you take something out of receiving? Only when stocking. It is not organized you just grab it and put it where it is supposed to go.
@@that_one_guy8126 because of every 90s music video of people in their 40s in slow motion showing their bodies for comedy in the back ground while a rock band plays something and sings things that have nothing to do with it.
@@venangoproductions If I could pick? I always thought that magic was pretty cool so... Maybe magical performance objects for toys? Magic wands, ropes, rings, that magic liquid thing, boxes to put those things in... Plushies when bored and alone would be cool too. I might put others objects there as well though. If I get a dog I'll probably put the leashes there but I'll see. I'll also put soy candles; I'd love to get colorful scented ones though. I would also get a bunch of Lego building sets or puzzles (especially those puzzle boxes that you can fill up with stuff). I never completed any of those by myself and they seem really relaxing now that I have grown up. I love it when the nostalgia hits hard, plus my brain would work for more than once this quarantine. As suggestive as the 1st part gets, I'd actually love to have those things on my shelves at the moment, and maybe a pet dog/cat as well (Yes, I'll leash the cat if I have to). Thanks, it feels nice and fuzzy thinking about it.
Her parents are staying over for the weekend. You and her dad are chatting over breakfast. She comes down the stairs, still sleepy. "Hey Daddy, the bathroom sink isn't working.." You and her father stand up. Your eyes lock- *music plays*
That's extremely unprofessional to get such high quality and extremely powerful glue on a part of your bed that isn't just the frame, especially if it's already built.
This remind me of that one drawing a little girl did where it was like "I want to be just like mommy!" And she made it look like her mom was a stripper but I'm pretty sure she actually worked at home depot lmao
Who the hell woke up one day and said I'm going to clash sexy-back to Home Depot's ad song Edit: Jeez thanks for all of the support on this, never ever get this amount of likes, replies, etc.
i just remembered showing my dad this a few months back. Confusion. Processing. Confused Terror, Horror, Disgust?? Indescribable emotions. I, however, quite love this!
i just realized the guy looks about 20, 30 if youre REALLY stretching it, and his apron has the 20 years of service badge... Was.. was he born at home depot?
The home depot apron stays ON during sexy time
Only thing that stays on?
Who would want it any other way?
Fuck the condoms
Kinky
hard hat as well?
More saving. More sexy. That's the power of the Home Depot.
Dan Lourenço Naw, that’s the power of Pine Sol, baby!
You are sexy 🤤
This comment made me violently exhale out my nostrils
ruclips.net/video/M8r8REVieAk/видео.html
All saving, All sexy. The cost and the ugly is returned to zero. Kore Ga [HOMEU DEPOTU REQUIEM] Da.
yeah I’m into
B: Building
D: Demolition
S: Screwdrivers
M: Making it myself
try
M: manufacturing
Best comment I've seen
I'm into sex:
S Building
E Sturdy
X And
Functional
Sheds
Dad's be like
best comment of the year
When you break her bed but now you gotta fix it
You don't need a bed. I believe in your abilities well enough.
@Hachi_Bee Heck, if you're too lazy to repair that bed and really want a bed, go to a friend's house or a mall! Don't even need to get a new bed!
@@dreamydailine *starts drilling on a bed in the middle of the mall to SexyDepot's beat*
:OOOO NOODLE PFP!!@
Ngl standing in line with lag bolts and 2x4s has a different vibe when it's to reconstruct some girls bed.
Dilf theme song
@@mofiiaaaa dayum that’s a dramatic ass reaction
best comment of the video
Damn
@@mofiiaaaa ok this comment wins. Everyone go home.
Dilf Depot
I can smell the store. I'm scared.
I could live off that sawdust smell, no lie. 😩👌
good. thats how you know its working.
Ahh fresh paint, sawdust, and mulch or pine.
Conversion status: *successful*
I smell it too! It makes me angry. Lol
Me: *touching the Samsung refrigerators* it’s just that no one makes me feel this way
*stroking the carpet samples* come here girl
Employee: Oh, so you've watched the video, too, huh?
Yes officer, this comment right here.
*caressing the wood planks* come to the back
Summer The Loser *winking at the chandelier* V.I.P
They ain’t bringing sexy back, *they’re building it.*
Someone has to make the harness
We’re building sexy baaaaaaack!!!
Building it from the bottom to the top
*rebuilding
That sounds kinda badass for no real reason
Right now at the Home Depot, Justin Timberlake is 30% off with purchase of 250lbs of timber
And a lake
same bro
30% of his clothes come off ;)
Man of the woods
I could get Justin Timberlake 100% off 😣😭
When bae whispers into your ear, "The sink needs a new faucet"
Gotta take a look at that plumbing, if you know what I mean
Chills man, I have chills.
omg no
edkdleksbfcbbfrbkrb
whyxeswles
Id scream without the s
Ew
i didn’t think this was what they meant when they said “screw you”
N o i c e
There’s so many layers to this joke I love it
Yes they fucking did
@@kamilee4123 ikr
frick It’s 4am and I’m dying laughing 😂😂😂
When the Lubricants, Ropes and Chains, and Gloves are all in one aisle.
Oh my god...😭😭😭
@@AxxLAfriku -_- yeah right
@@AxxLAfriku >doesn’t even have a 100,000
hardware section, aisle 6
Literally died laughing
Home Depot lets you return anything, they’ll even let you bring “sexy” back.
Underrated comment.
I can't believe you made me read that sentence with my own three eyes
This comment deserves WAY more likes.
I hate you and love you at the same time
this reads like cards against humanity cards and I love it
*More saving, more doing. That’s the power of bringing sexy back.*
*more slaving, more screwing
@@ezekielmartin4323 *oh g o d -*
Ezekiel Martin WHAT
@@ezekielmartin4323 *P A R D O N -*
@@ezekielmartin4323 *B r o*
I can see a middle aged dad walking in feeling himself to this.
HowMayIOffendYoutoday ? nope
Yasssss
@@bt-dq5qm why did you delete your first reply lmao
hobiscondomwrapper - because they’re afraid of the backlash
@@user4599 lmao the other 2k people liked it
This gives me visions of buff, shirtless construction men in high visibility coats and a hardhat
Now I imagine this being a theme in a male strip club
Megan Thee Stallion neon construction get up, but its chippendales
"Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi, except make it dads.
I imagined an orange trench coat with reflective lines when u said High Visibility Coat
@@NormDeMoss a version like that exists already lol
Therapist: SexyDepot isn't real, it can't hurt you.
SexyDepot:
What about homeback ?
He can hurt me all he wants
Why...😂🤣
Sexydepot sounds like either a strip club themed with building equipment or a store for buying sex toys
DisparateBroom I thout it was...
When "my deck is rock solid" can mean two different things at the same time
This comment reminds me of the banned new Zealand deck cleaner commercials
@@hydrationcrustacean link?
Only at Home Depot
This comment makes me think of YuGiOh The Abridged Series.
dndjdjjd
Talk about putting the *timber* in Justine Timberlake
How does this not have at least 100K likes and pinned
I love dad puns
Okay but think of all the splinters.
Underrated
Underrated comment
This is now the official dilf anthem
THIS SENT MEKCDKDK
Carlisle Cullen
@@sw33tteainthesummer
YES LMAO
This has no reason being this funny
@Khadeja Matin Nice profile pic
Add Arby's we have the meats song to cry me a river
How am i the first comment? Bruh
@@indeermint I, the second
@@protectedmethod9724 yo i'm the third
4th boi.
I'm the 5th 😎✌
More sexy. More back. That's the power of The Home Depot
This deserves more credit
Let's DO this.
TheKrustyBear underappreciated comment
amazing slogan
I ugly laughed
I can see “rock your body” to the beat of State Farm’s jingle now
Your mind...... is so powerful
The definition of chaotic neutral
Yees
yes
Alright someone link me when its done
WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT
he's not just working at home depot, he's working in the HARDware section ;)
@@qresNoah Glue! DRILLS!
It’s always a good day to be working at home depot
It’s a great job :)
I mean, who doesn't
“THEY SEE THEY SHACKLES BABY, I’M YOUR SLAVE”
*zooms in on the show toilets*
"I'll let you wip me if I misbehave"
*Zooms in on show lumber*
“Get your sexy on,”
**camera zooms in on the paint section**
"Drinks on me"
*zooms in on the samsung refrigerators*
"you see what you twerkin with"
*Zooms in on the hammers*
"Look at those hips"
*Zooms in on the spray paint*
When you DIY your BDSM gear.
i feel like this is way more underrated than i though it'd be
tHIS IS SO UNDERRATED IM CRYI N G
BDSM- Building, Drilling, Screwing, Manufacturing
Jason Martin definitely with a ton of screwing ;)
HOW CAN A REPLY SECTION GET BETTER AND BETTER OMG
"Take em' to the fridge"
*Proceeds to show you the way to the Samsung Smart Fridge section*
I'm bringing Samsung back.
Underrated
@@theredcomet844 oh thank god, i was wondering where sam went, it’s been years
I have a Samsung sam keyboard
So that's how philza became a father
Her: I need you to drill my-
Him: *Tears off clothes*
Her: My floorboards
Him: Oh right.
I came here because of your comment in the other home depot video.
This song gives me wood
*HARDWOOD*
**untears clothes*
@@fongus6420 *tears them again*
@@sethhermann8847 Same! This guy seems to be everywhere.
weirdly enough: he is not breaking the home depot dress code
Not that weird when the dress code is basically just "wear a collared shirt".
@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 not even that I just wore a tshirt when I worked there
@@yeahboi8168 Many managers won't care, but you technically aren't supposed to wear a t-shirt (assuming the dress code hadn't changed at any point, or if it did, that you worked there somewhat recently). If nobody ever said anything to you, though, then it's fine, lol
@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 if you work on the back, tea shirts are a okay
@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 same with menards
Why does this sound better than I thought it would
it sounds better than both the originals, especially the home depot one
W O O D .
Bro who made your suit I love it
Sp00ky Lice @djtoxic101 on Instagram!
Your suit is awesome!!!
More saving, more doing, more sexy back
Sean Peck 👏👏
That's the power of Home Depot
Sean Peck underrated comment
That’s the power of Justin Timberlake
Yeah I’m a SIMP
S: Super
I: Into
M: Mechanical
P: Parts
me too, I'm a different kind of SIMP though.
S:MAYONNAISE
I:ON
M: AN
P: ESCALATOR
IT'S GOIN UP STAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
@@TheBert. y e s
I have simp
Super
Ionbond
Metallic
Power
Everyone during fn c2s6
That’s uhh
The amount of testosterone in this song made my unborn son grow chest hair.
That's gotta be uncomfy inside of the womb.
500th like 🤍
I can't breath
666 like
@@zombie3455 are you okay???
This works too well. The iron noises just add to the dungeon appeal.
Genius.
Dungeon? 😳
D-Dungeon appeal?? beg pardon?
Lol, I get it.
D-dungeon? Should I leave now or something?
What dungeon?
This is what all of the middle-aged Suburban-moms hear when your dad goes out to mow his front-lawn wearing socks'n'sandals, basketball shorts, and a tank top.
WTF LMAO
Well...takes one to know one.
LMFAO PLS
At 7:30 am kn a Saturday morning
HAHAHSHAH
when you’re trying to blow him but the power breaker blows a fuse instead
Well someone enjoyed watching you both 😏
why is this song so mean to you
your pfp is perfect for this comment lol
Underrated
When you build a stripper pole from scratch
Dad: throws money at pole dancer
Pole dancer: *tugs on pole*
Dad: that's some sturdy craftsmanship right there
“My daughter’s gonna love this”
@@lance6092 r/cursedcomments
@@irishkat8451 Miu Iruma
@@Kuriboh1008 korekiyo shinguji
Home Depot worker: Lemme check the back
Them in the back:
We don't have a back.... Everything is up in the higher shelves. So ya maybe then in the back lol.
Come to the back. Go ahead be done with it. With the V.I.P.
They've got Sexy in the Back.
@@jayc5529 not completely true. We have the receiving area
@@ConnorRBYa but when do you take something out of receiving? Only when stocking. It is not organized you just grab it and put it where it is supposed to go.
As a home depot employee this evokes an emotion i cannot explain
Bri Feess, pride?
Lust?
Envy?
Wrath?
Fear?
Gives a whole new meaning to “More Doing.”
HAHAHAHA UR COMMENT IS UNDERRATED
*ring ring*
"God? Yeah. Yeah please smite them"
that's the power of the Home Depot ;))
YOU NASTY-
Im just imagining some weird imagery of some guy continuously hammering a nail into some wood *s e d u ct i v e l y .*
LMAO SAME
hit dat nail like I nail DAT ASS
*s e d u c t i v e l y*
He drops the hammer and slowly picks up the hammer letting you see all of that cake
Sedeuctively holding the nails with their mouth.
this song makes me want to throw it back in the gardening section
How about the WAP dance in the screw isle?
Audrey Brown what about we stanky leg in the paint section
Lmao
Saltylampsalsa
Yes definitely
Saltylampsalsa THIS COMMENT MADE ME EVAPORATE KAHSKALF
Me when i discovered the cotton candy in the attic
Yis bro why
*OH-*
@@fatl9806 +
Holy shit I have it too
I tend to enjoy the asbestos kind more than the fiberglass type but that’s just me.
You've heard of Femboy Hooters.
Now get ready for *Dilf Home Depot*
isnt that just home depot
@@ITDBruins that's what I'm sayin
Home Dilfot
@@ITDBruinsI was to scared to say the same thing
If they have wings there and work it like Hooters but with buff men scantily clad I'm game
This is how my mom sees my dad cutting grass
BAHHAHQH
Bruhhhhh
How am I imagining that exact scenario?
I N T E R E S T I N G
@@that_one_guy8126 because of every 90s music video of people in their 40s in slow motion showing their bodies for comedy in the back ground while a rock band plays something and sings things that have nothing to do with it.
Her: I want to get screwed.
Home Depot Employee: What type of screw are you looking for?
something that works with a power drill, if ya know what i mean.
Miss those are in aisle 18
@@muninntog142 there is no isle 18, there's just isle 17 and on the only thing past that is the janitors closet?
I’m DIEING
You now have 666 likes
Petition for a Home Depot to play this in their stores every Saturday
Then church music on sundays as if nothing happened
I would like this but it's at 69 likes and we need it this way
@@SunshineChokin your profile is how i'd react on sundays if this happened
as a home depot employee I will personally lead all the employees in dancing to this
I'll make 15 accounts and sign this.Sign
I hope the creator of this knows this appeared in a RUclips generated alternative rock playlist and I was killed instantly when it hit me
OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
Seeing the title I thought it was gonna be Sexyback played inside of a Home Depot store
This ended up being better than that.
Lol I thought it was gonna be some dumb parody but it ended up being a banger
I think everyone thought that
Same
@@gray7624
Hawks is this what you listen to on your free time?
@@NONAGONCLOWN yes. This and post Malone won't shut up about g wagons for 10 hours.
“the mothersjzjdhahhs don’t know how to act”
urdadsgirlfriend that’s the funniest part
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD SHXKSJZJ
“yeAh”
I saw this right before that part and it had me physically choking on my laughter
HAAHSH IM CRYINGS
When you DIY your BDSM gear
VinciFox 🤣😂🤣
IM SCREAMING
OMG 😂
THIS IS.. THE BEST FUCKING COMMENT ON THIS WEBSITE. LMAOO
VinciFox BAA AS GAH AS HE JEJEJE NOOOOOOOOOO
The cherry on top is the fact that the background picture shows nuts.
“Drilling” can mean two different things now.
😳
So can “plowed” haha
@@kodycastellanos
And “screwing”...
So can hammered 😏
And “mowing”
Im no longer a homosexual, Im a home sexual
Yesss! I wholeheartedly agree!
Why was the first thought Glory you know what
i couldnt relate more
***A S C E N D A N C E***
If you were Irish tho, you'd be a Home O' Sexual
how my mom sees my dad when he’s fixing my sisters car.
Isn’t that how you got here in the first place?
that's it that's the feeling this song invokes
simply kathryn rebeca I got here because my dad failed nnn
@@parkchimmin7913 yeet
Relationship goals.
When you say “hi daddy” and he responds “hey sport”
Help underrated comment-- 💀
Audibly wheezed
Nobody gonna talk about how this is a banger
Literally everybody’s talking about how much of a bop this is wdym
Kottonkandy09 PERIODT
👁️👁️ a banger you say?
Everyone is tho
It seems like it shouldn't be, but by Jove, this edit *Slaps*
Home Depot Interviewer: What made you want to work here
My brain: *This video*
Me, visibly sweating: Uhh power drills
Wood
Screws
Lights
The tasty floorboards
"The paint you have taste good."
This slaps.
Only thing sexier than the sawdust smell of the actual store.
10/10 "what is that chain actually for"
I just ruined your 69 likes
Well? How was it?
@@Allison_Hart Oh that's fine I understand now
No one better ruin the 420 likes…
@@Allison_Hart did that dude just fly by your flirtatious comment or am I dirty minded
I heard the original on the radio and I got confused that there was no Home Depot bassline
" Come to the back "
*takes her to the stock room to unload some boxes *
And then he _unloads_
I think i find this even funnier because since its warehouse the whole store IS the back
Lmao home Depot doesn't have a stockroom
More like unload in some boxes
*builds a robot*
"I'd like to introduce you to IRL Zane, thought you wanted a nostalgic boost"
Dad Energy meets Daddy Energy.
Why did I read this.
Hallelujah amen, well said
What the hell..
@@lazii5289 It's technically that, too.
Oh shit.. *Alabama Intensifies*
More bringin sexy back. More boys who don't know how to act. That’s the power of The Home Depot.
your not funny
👏👏
bt 12 I thought it was funny
@@bt-dq5qm why so negative
bt 12 You’re* 🖕🏽
I got this recommended to me in a auto generated playlist. it’s truely terrifying how accurate AI is getting at telling what we want.
Y-you were thinking about this before watching it?
Time to smash with rock, must be smoothbrain
When you’re trying to flirt with someone but you can’t stop thinking about that loose floor board in your house.
😂😭💀
It would help if it would stop beating.
Conklin03
Very true. That old man died weeks ago. It should have stopped by now.
@@xXAlexOrWhateverXx Is this a mfing Tell-Tale Heart refrence?
@@Conklin03 I love you.
When the cashier asks you why you're buying so many ropes and chains
gacha heaters: ummmm nothinggggg.....
me: *that's kinda sus*
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE
"Give me your heaviest chain."
"Sure, what do you need to chain up?"
_"Me."_
"...Ohh, for a magic trick or..."
"Don't make this weird."
"None of your frickin buisness"
@@sunflowerbxlla7298 stop the heaters- a gacha lover
When you call him daddy and he starts building a shelf
The best daddy. Now we have a place to put all of our toys!
This is the best comment in this gold mine of replys
@@dreamydailine What kinda toys
@@venangoproductions If I could pick? I always thought that magic was pretty cool so... Maybe magical performance objects for toys? Magic wands, ropes, rings, that magic liquid thing, boxes to put those things in... Plushies when bored and alone would be cool too. I might put others objects there as well though. If I get a dog I'll probably put the leashes there but I'll see. I'll also put soy candles; I'd love to get colorful scented ones though.
I would also get a bunch of Lego building sets or puzzles (especially those puzzle boxes that you can fill up with stuff). I never completed any of those by myself and they seem really relaxing now that I have grown up. I love it when the nostalgia hits hard, plus my brain would work for more than once this quarantine. As suggestive as the 1st part gets, I'd actually love to have those things on my shelves at the moment, and maybe a pet dog/cat as well (Yes, I'll leash the cat if I have to). Thanks, it feels nice and fuzzy thinking about it.
@@dreamydailine this made my day
Her parents are staying over for the weekend. You and her dad are chatting over breakfast. She comes down the stairs, still sleepy. "Hey Daddy, the bathroom sink isn't working.."
You and her father stand up.
Your eyes lock-
*music plays*
You and her dad start making out
@@dontsub3609 why you gotta ruin it ?
@@basedkaiser5352 who said that ruined it 😉
@@basedkaiser5352 ruined it?
I know it's been 1 year but let's just say, that reply is depending on the context.
“Hey dad whats this white sticky stuff i found on your bed?”
“Oh just Franklin International 1414 Titebond III Ultimate Wood Glue 😏”
That's extremely unprofessional to get such high quality and extremely powerful glue on a part of your bed that isn't just the frame, especially if it's already built.
@@Kuriboh1008 his dad was a baaaad boi
Kinky
@@cossackvince9709 NOOOOESJEJEHD
@@cossackvince9709 we'll have to punish him. *crack of whip*
I can't even imagine telling my middle school self I rock out to Sexy Home - Back Depot
Back Home
@@voidvenus99 Sexy Depot
or *Sexy Depot Back Home*
Honestly there's a part of me that still can't believe that i'm listening to right now
@@tsukasatenma_ you just needed something to keep you going
my ears have successfully been renovated
This has a very threatening aura
As a former employee, this... this scares me.
Especially after the hours of music in the training videos.
Michael Kaiser LMAO
How-How many hours was it OP? Edit: OP are you okay?
Park ChimMin I just got a job there. It’s about 8-10 whole hours of training videos. 10. Whole. Hours.
Elaina Eberz You poor soul
@@parkchimmin7913 ur name bruh
Friends: what music do u like?
Me: I dont think you would like it
Friends: It cant be that bad?
My earphones:
*I blast this music on my dormroom speakers*
Berry bee bEnSoN-
I thought you liked Jazz... 😢
@@leilagrant6080 this is a sad day for humanity.
If they think it's bad you need different friends
This remix got me ready to buy a power drill at the strip club
Nia Brown hotline Miami
Lmfao
Buy a stripper in the paint aisle
It's-a me Megatron. Oh yes definitely
Hell yeah
As a dad and Home Depot shopper, I approve
I don't know how to respond to that-
Thanks daddy Depot dude 😘
This remind me of that one drawing a little girl did where it was like "I want to be just like mommy!" And she made it look like her mom was a stripper but I'm pretty sure she actually worked at home depot lmao
She was selling the last shovel in a blizzard and everyone was trying to buy it
wait no she was a fireman lmao going down that pole to that thing yeahhh
I know what this is lol
I hate that I know what you're talking about 😂😂
sssniperwolf and reactiontime are the only reason i know what this is and damn was that a throwback
Who the hell woke up one day and said I'm going to clash sexy-back to Home Depot's ad song
Edit: Jeez thanks for all of the support on this, never ever get this amount of likes, replies, etc.
this person apparently and its beautiful
pessimistic rat ayyyy a fellow Pan
Also Dan, who *doesn’t*
@@newspaper_stand You're right
they are the perfect person
I was about to comment this lol
Finally a song that both millennials and boomers can enjoy
Usbaldo 2k10 😂
Yeah, the boomers enjoy sexyback and millennials and gen Z enjoy home Depot theme
Ok boomer
@@bajablastenthusiast5692 ok queen sparklez
@@TommyTom21 I think you're the Boomer here
Why do I feel like JT actually worked at a home depot at some point in his life
Why is this actually better than the original, like legit "Sexy Back" sounds SO GOOD with a bass line
Ikr
You should listen to the Mr fijiwiji remix if you like this, considering you like the bassline
IKR
Basslines are powerful.
@@AwkwardKali link?
*this song gives woodworking a whole new meaning*
_Work that wood_
Splinters
@@Lavendre || splitting that wood 😭😭
@@morgan7866 😳
a *hole new meaning
I’m not even lying when I say this is better than the original
B E AGREED
S A M E
Not really
That's what I'm saying! I went to change it and I was like "no this is too catchy I cant do it"
which original, sexy back or the home depot song
I love how for no reason or context, this played at my senior prom and everyone loved it.
Clearly whoever played it has a “sexy” taste in music and I love whoever did it
@@icedtea-xn9kc no clue who, but the DJ was a real one for actually putting the song into the shuffle
@@WeegeeCool1 tru
Step 1: Go to Home Depot
Step 2: Get one of the phones on the poles
Step 3: Blast this throughout the store
Alexander Agcaoili do it
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
Miss Terious why didn’t you say step 4: profit
And no step 5
// Laixycon // I’m not wrong
we dont have phones on poles lmao
someone put this over that scene in joker where he’s dancing
@greyιѕc you got it broski
@@ivy7946 oh hi mondo get the child
@@ivy7946 did you make it
Chihiro?!
@@spacecoconut4021 _oh hello the emo decvite_
When you get a screwdriver for 30% off:
I absolutely adore the sudden "AH" at the beginning. really caught me off guard lmao
When you gotta build a shed at 3 but you’re gonna hit up the club at 10
LMAO
_When you pregame at Home Depot_
Plot twist the shed is the club
when your wife’s boyfriend lets you eat the wooden planks in home depot
@GlassesBoi A-haha Multiple things ain't right here-
Relatable
👌
@@bigoofsushi6979 "Multiple?" More like a thousand things ain't right here ಠ_ಠ
This is one of my favorite comments of all time.
“Get your sexy out”
*whips out hammer 😏*
*grabs wrench cutely*
Agent S 💀
Sorry the apron stays on during sex
*licks chainsaw*
*sexily grabs screw*
This is unironically fire.
When you're looking for tools during no nut November and that wrench looking at you in a certain way...
This made me perform a sharp intake of air through my nostrils 10/10
Whoa there buckaroo
Bust that nut. Literally.
@@hydrasevens I looked at the top comment and smiled but this comment took the cake and i am now cackling
Buy a nutcracker
As an ex-home depot employee, playing this during my overnight shift would’ve been fantastic.
I work there overnight still and play this
If only they allowed headphones in my store 😤
what are you waiting for? go back and let the ritual commence.
when you work at home depot and p*rn h^b
INVENTORY! Kick it off and close before y'all go to breakfast!
“so what kind of music do you like?” ....it’s complicated
i just remembered showing my dad this a few months back.
Confusion.
Processing.
Confused Terror, Horror, Disgust?? Indescribable emotions.
I, however, quite love this!
Choo CHOOOSE🚂ALL ABOARD
I'M BRINGING MAGA BACK.. YEAH
i just realized the guy looks about 20, 30 if youre REALLY stretching it, and his apron has the 20 years of service badge...
Was.. was he born at home depot?
Built*
*Formed
made*
wait tf
Manufactured*
This is what fifty shades of gray would sound like if bob the builder was cast as Christian Gray
If he got her pregnant would he also ask his equipment if they can fix it?
@@lockdownraider_4358 NO
@@soidester1162 YES
@@deez5595 *YES*
@@st4rfright NO
When dad drinks one two many Miller lights and starts eyeing up the toolbox
When you call him "daddy" and he takes it seriously and starts building a tree house for the kids