When someone doesn't realize the plus and minus keys are right next to each other on the num pad and you don't need shift. Lol. Still happy to see Dwarf Fortress get some notice.
I mastered Dwarf Fortress out of sheer spite for the game. I learned the controls, I tested new things with mixed results, and I even got to know some of the dwarves on a deeper level. I dug too deep and put a band-aid on it to block the demons from coming up, I single handedly destroyed a small goblin civilization, and I even witnessed some of my favorite dwarves grow up and start families. It all came crashing down one day with the coming of the Tundra Titan Obok, a giant white kangaroo. It massacred the conscript militia, it killed my best fighter Yeti Slayer, and over several in game months I tried to save the fortress, only to see it all crumble to dust as the titan tore down all attempts to stop it. Finally Redabbey was beyond salvation and the last dwarf spent her last moments removing the piece of flooring keeping the demons in hell. I remember it like it was yesterday... Anyway, that's how I developed several mental health issues and had to see a therapist for a while. 12/10, would lose again :)
In the Dwarf Fortress bit, the game's menus are designed to be navigated with the numpad, not the rest of the keyboard. Which is why it uses + and -, since they're right next to each other on that
I mean, it is just a dynamic storytelling generator. Thinking you have to "win" at Dwarf Fortress means you're never going to get anywhere with it. It's also not that difficult to make a successful fort that can stand the test of time after some reading and preparation, so I don't get your point.
As a 5d Chess player, I must say that 90% of my wins are like "HOW THE BLAZES DID I WIN". Usually I set up some complex winning strategy only to checkmate in like 2 moves by complete mistake.
It took years to get the hang of dwarf fort. There was something incredibly satisfying about finally being able to make a big dormitory outside, level whole forests and go to war with elves, leave my fort running by itself and visiting it in adventure mode, and watch my fortress grow until it collapsed in a spiral of violence and despair. 10/10 would drop sections of roof on tantruming dwarfs again.
I play dwarf fortress to relax, as long as you have a good bunker strategy and figure out the major causes of emotional issues nothing is going to get at you fast enough to kill the fortress. Train up some hearty troops early and pile your enemies into a garbage dump. Prioritize food, then armament, then clothing and luxuries.
I've always thought that it would be super cool and incredibly useful to have four arms, especially as a musician. Drumming could be so much more fun and I would finally be able to play some of those dark midi piano tutorials, although let's be honest, I wouldn't have the patience to learn them.
@@rajeshramj4076 a video about the upside down emoji where he tried to experiment getting the same result with human faces and he said "I'll name it resume just to prank my future self" or something like that
Depending on your self set target its not that hard. To get a self sustaining fort is actually somewhat easy. Now if you wanna settle in hell on the othet hand... Anyway for people who want DF but in Space and with more spreadsheets I recommend Aurora 4x.
@@SangerZonvolt it's crazy how much overlap dwarf fortress & aurora 4x fans have. Anyone who has any amount of interest in DF has heard of Aurora 4x from what I can tell
You mean any Touhou game? Because they all have Lunatic difficulty. Try Touhou 15 in particular, it's DUMB. Lunatic is only slightly harder than Normal.
World's Hardest Game: Am I a joke to you? If I couldn't have 2 arms, I would have 2.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 arms
the .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of arm replaces your right arm and your right arm is moved to the top of your forehead
we kinda already have that, and a lot more than just 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. its these little bumps on your skin, i wish they could grow just a bit more
Dwarf fortress is notorious for being hard to get into, possibly the only way to actually get into it is by using a few internet tutorials and trial and error. Its fun if you make the effort to learn it, but honestly, Its understandable that you wouldnt give it a chance.
Yea i agree, i am playing Dwarf fortress for 1 year and its really fun. When i started to play i was like "What the fuck are these graphics", but i continued to play and then elves attacked me... for no reason ... After a week or so the game becomes really fun
@@breperr4576 you have a point considering that you don't have more brain power to control more arms which is highly necessary to make your many arms not useless
Imma say this rn, dark souls isn’t as hard as people say it is. Sure it’s hard, but there are many people who make it out to be harder than it is. For myself, I played the game for my first time last week, and struggled a bit, but once I beat Ornstein and Smough, the game kinda became a cakewalk in comparison to Anor Londo and Sens Fortress. Even the four lords felt easy at that point. The only thing that felt difficult again after that point was the DLC, but even then. Either way, don’t be afraid to try dark souls out because it’s “too hard”
I would choose 8 Arms, 2 to Play minecraft, 1 to eat, 1 to drink, 2 to do my homework, 1 to Click the Play Button on youtube for a Dragoon Video, and 1 to make the Food im eating :)
As someone who's played a decent bit of Mushihimesama (and some other stuff from CAVE Inc.), calling the slowdown a "power-up" is kinda funni, and also brings me some pain Yeah the game slowing down is very much a deliberate design choice, being there to help give you an edge over some patterns... but it is just as much a curse as well A lot of the time, the slow-down ends around the time the pattern that it starts up for ends as well, meaning you need to be ready for the moment time's back on 100% speed, be it getting out of the storm ASAP or being alert for it if you're not confident you can push through that quickly Also a lot of people (myself included) play games like Mushihimesama with the goal of 1cc'ing the game (i.e. no continues), which is where its reputation of being absurdly difficult usually rears its ugly head
in the end, the only thing that really matters was the knowledge that: "if you had 6 arms, you would be a human spider, therefore, an actual spider-man"
0:57 biollante 3:26 kumonga (with godzillas roar) thats all that was shown in this video when it comes to godzilla, I tried to research the game but I couldn't find anything else
Isn't Takeshi's Challenge with no walkthroughs the most difficult game? Like nonsensical puzzles is one thing, but being given a hundred choices and none of them are right is another. Also, 4 arms is clearly the best option. It's not too many to be cumbersome, and allows you to do basically anything better than you could before.
Geometry dash is THE HARDEST game BY FAR: why? look at the hardest level EVER called "last hope" its humanly impossible and requires ~flim(BMS)+ε₀(505) FPS and CPS or "Transfinite void" the top 2 hardest that requiers ~flim(BMS)+ω²(10) FPS and CPS or another level that requiers 6.626*10^-34 Hz-1 (plancks constant) so no matter what, tower of oblivion is physically universaly impossible since you have to click more than a planck time which will ruin the universes physics. So nothing can go smaller time than the planck time. So therefore. If this kind of rules are allowed so that even a level that were universally impossible and are able to get in a list of "The hardest GD level", then there is no possible limit until the game itself would crash.
Hardest gamer achievement is get 100% on the hardest Geometry Dash level. For players that starts playing from the zero, its gonna took, at least, more than 2 million attempts
This has got me thinking, and now I would like to ask the other commenters a question. What defines something as a hard game? Maybe it’s how many times one would die over the course of it. Maybe it’s how long the game is. Maybe it’s how effective the game is at sucking away your sense of joy and self-worth.
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Dragoon, thoughts on making a dream the rock Johnson
Try Halo 2 on Legendary difficulty. YOU WILL CRY.
@@notacat9772 oo:-C
A wise man once said "if you can't beat them, grind for 24 hours in a row without sleep, food, or human interaction"
And that man was DRAGOON
CHARLES
And we dont know his name because he could not beat that one Boss...
@Dorol that's just me every day
666th like :)
When someone doesn't realize the plus and minus keys are right next to each other on the num pad and you don't need shift. Lol. Still happy to see Dwarf Fortress get some notice.
DF is not THAT hard. Like heah, UI is awful, but after few tutorials it's not impossible
And something nice to know, there's a graphic set out there to make DF visually more approachable!
@@GGorsty the steam release will look beatiful and simple
he also doesn't know about the right shift key
true but some keyboards dont have a numb pad
"It is too easy for me"
- Dragoon
*He just has a really good gaming chair*
nah he just has a vegan diet
I only eat gamers
Balanced Diet ngl, pure gamers are the best gamers!
@@Dragoon45 fried , hard boiled or soft boiled
For gamers, by gamers, made of gamers
I mastered Dwarf Fortress out of sheer spite for the game. I learned the controls, I tested new things with mixed results, and I even got to know some of the dwarves on a deeper level. I dug too deep and put a band-aid on it to block the demons from coming up, I single handedly destroyed a small goblin civilization, and I even witnessed some of my favorite dwarves grow up and start families. It all came crashing down one day with the coming of the Tundra Titan Obok, a giant white kangaroo. It massacred the conscript militia, it killed my best fighter Yeti Slayer, and over several in game months I tried to save the fortress, only to see it all crumble to dust as the titan tore down all attempts to stop it. Finally Redabbey was beyond salvation and the last dwarf spent her last moments removing the piece of flooring keeping the demons in hell. I remember it like it was yesterday...
Anyway, that's how I developed several mental health issues and had to see a therapist for a while.
12/10, would lose again :)
Why is Dragoon using Microsoft Bing even the CEO of Bing doesn't use bing he's truly gone to another level of insanity.
Because Google wont let him torture himself for views, it's simple really.
For the bobux
cool graphic when you search monkey
Because he's trying to make it hard on himself
There's a CEO for Bing? Does he get paid in minecraft emeralds?
Dragoon: “But what about a game where your entire screen is filled with bullets”
Me: “ITS TOUHOU!”
Dragoon: “Mushihime Sama”
Me: “FUUUUUCK!”
Same
Same
I would have 8 billion arms so I can slap everyone on earth at once whilst holding millions of sticks
but after that there would be more than 8 billion people, also you would need more arms to hold things to slap the farther away people
also, who said the arms will even have more than 1 milimeter size?
@@Mem_Pyroman I would have quadrillions of arms so they could branch of each other like a tree to allow me to reach infinite power
i would have 6, 2 under my normal ones, and 2 on the sides of my head.
everyone wants more than 100, but remember, the more arms you have... the more you must consume to live
In the Dwarf Fortress bit, the game's menus are designed to be navigated with the numpad, not the rest of the keyboard. Which is why it uses + and -, since they're right next to each other on that
5d chess is haunting me everywhere on yt and I still don't understand it
Watch the terminators gambit. You will understand it
Or watch aliens rock explain it
For me, it's 2hou for some ungodly reason, it's been 9 months since it started, and I still don't like bullet hells at all
5d chess is just regular chess,but with time travel
@@alinastanescu4430 no, that's 4D chess, 5D is parallel timelines.
The "cool power up slow motion or it's better known frame rate drop" really got me....
Ah yes, Dwarf fortress, a game so easy to lose we’ve convinced ourselves that’s where the fun part is
"Losing is fun!"
Well, yes but no
Losing the game takes you back to a simpler existence before the game so its fun
Hooray for the steam version coming out
I mean, it is just a dynamic storytelling generator. Thinking you have to "win" at Dwarf Fortress means you're never going to get anywhere with it. It's also not that difficult to make a successful fort that can stand the test of time after some reading and preparation, so I don't get your point.
ah yes, i remember boshy said:"it's boshy time!" and boshied all over the place
As a 5d Chess player, I must say that 90% of my wins are like "HOW THE BLAZES DID I WIN". Usually I set up some complex winning strategy only to checkmate in like 2 moves by complete mistake.
Do you still play it?
@@Drizzly Occasionally, but not very often.
It took years to get the hang of dwarf fort. There was something incredibly satisfying about finally being able to make a big dormitory outside, level whole forests and go to war with elves, leave my fort running by itself and visiting it in adventure mode, and watch my fortress grow until it collapsed in a spiral of violence and despair.
10/10 would drop sections of roof on tantruming dwarfs again.
Im like 100% sure that the game called “i am bread” is harder than dark souls, for some reason
fuck I remember that game it was hard
still have that game nearly broke a controller over it
wait what, not aging is hard now?
edit:oh wait i was on controller maybe thats why
Markplier could attest that
@@odakidakida9193 markiploers chair can attest to that.
I play dwarf fortress to relax, as long as you have a good bunker strategy and figure out the major causes of emotional issues nothing is going to get at you fast enough to kill the fortress. Train up some hearty troops early and pile your enemies into a garbage dump. Prioritize food, then armament, then clothing and luxuries.
4 arms. Enough arms that I can play local co-op with myself when I'm grounded.
Smart
Hah! I'm constantly playing with myself and I only have two arms! Plus I actually only need one.
so basically machamp
I've always thought that it would be super cool and incredibly useful to have four arms, especially as a musician. Drumming could be so much more fun and I would finally be able to play some of those dark midi piano tutorials, although let's be honest, I wouldn't have the patience to learn them.
4:41 We all know Dragoon is funny. But when he references a tiny one-line joke he made in an earlier episode, that's just impressive
Which one?
Idk
@@rajeshramj4076 a video about the upside down emoji where he tried to experiment getting the same result with human faces and he said "I'll name it resume just to prank my future self" or something like that
*MORGAN ELLIS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND BECAME THE ADMIN AND BANNED EVERYONE FROM LIFE BECAUSE HE'S TOO GOOD*
you should give dwarf fortress another chance now when it got the steam release
Maybe the hardest game was the friends we made along the way
Well my friends are always hard when I'm around, so that checks out.
But what if I don't have friends
@@StinkButt47 Yeah, it's a hard game to get friends. I'd know, I have no friends.
The hardest game I know myself is rain world, specifically the ‘secret’ game mode, INV. It also makes fun of you when you die. Which you do. A lot.
Ah yes the hardest game ever : Slaves to Armok II: Dwarf Fortress
It isn't hard
Depending on your self set target its not that hard. To get a self sustaining fort is actually somewhat easy. Now if you wanna settle in hell on the othet hand...
Anyway for people who want DF but in Space and with more spreadsheets I recommend Aurora 4x.
@@SangerZonvolt it's crazy how much overlap dwarf fortress & aurora 4x fans have. Anyone who has any amount of interest in DF has heard of Aurora 4x from what I can tell
Or the casual version, rimworld
@@vibravavibing315 Not enough spreadsheets.
10:25 I would love Todd Howard to laugh at me every time I die in Skyrim or fallout
Any touhou game that has a lunatic difficulty
You mean any Touhou game? Because they all have Lunatic difficulty. Try Touhou 15 in particular, it's DUMB. Lunatic is only slightly harder than Normal.
Ten desires kinda easy tho
Cave still harder easily
@@haxalicious Normal being harder than lunatic is only Clownpiece though
Any bullet hell almost really
Veteran touhou players can dodge a falling anvil by slipping between the atoms.
Lmao yes. So happy that there are touhou players
Smh the hardest game is the Oregon trail without anything breaking, anyone dying or getting diseases
I loved the part when boshy said it’s boshing time and then got a speedrun world record
World's Hardest Game: Am I a joke to you?
If I couldn't have 2 arms, I would have 2.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 arms
the .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of arm replaces your right arm and your right arm is moved to the top of your forehead
L
damn thats what i said
Well technicaly the average number of arms humans have is below 2
we kinda already have that, and a lot more than just 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. its these little bumps on your skin, i wish they could grow just a bit more
Thousands of very small arms emerging all over my body as a replacement for hair.
Dwarf fortress is notorious for being hard to get into, possibly the only way to actually get into it is by using a few internet tutorials and trial and error.
Its fun if you make the effort to learn it, but honestly, Its understandable that you wouldnt give it a chance.
Yea i agree, i am playing Dwarf fortress for 1 year and its really fun.
When i started to play i was like "What the fuck are these graphics", but i continued to play and then elves attacked me...
for no reason ... After a week or so the game becomes really fun
Kinda reminds me of Cataclysm dark days ahead, both extremely complex games with a simple ascii art style
"I want the developer to start insulting me"
Have you heard of Getting Over It?
i would have 20 arms, get gaming world records, and sell 18 of them for unlimited bobux
I would have more than 953,873,163,073,637,826,331,141,773,452 arms
Mellon last time i checked having more arms doesnt make you THAT MUCH better and also last time i checked which is never you cant sell world records
@@breperr4576 He meant he would sell 18 arms for unlimited bobux.
@@funnyface3377 ill still stand by my point
@@breperr4576 you have a point considering that you don't have more brain power to control more arms which is highly necessary to make your many arms not useless
Three arms. I can pretend to have two when people are looking, and do handyman jobs that need three hands without asking for help when they aren't.
10:25 Ultrakill has nearly the same feature as you've described but it's a dead skull that's laughing at you.
Really? I thought it was v1 saying “fuck” repeatedly
reminds me of a game I loved in middle school called "give up" and "give up 2"
wow, you didnt even consider getting the world record on bowsers big bean burrito
"at least i still have the world record on bowsers big bean burrito"
Dwarve fortress is problably one of the biggest rabbit holes in the internet, be careful
I was watching dragoon and I got this notification, destiny has brought me here once more
15:53 I would have negative infinite arms
I played don't shoot the puppy years ago on that same site, and I still recognize those two comments.
dragoon: (smashing keyboard)
also dragoon: (literally playing a mobile game)
If I Cant Have Two Arms...
Then Ill Have ALL OF THEM
With the intro to the first game, I love the use of biollante
He says he needs more of a challenge than dark souls. I laugh, but nervously.
Like seeing a don't touch sign in front of artwork and eating it whole - what an amazing line!
Imma say this rn, dark souls isn’t as hard as people say it is. Sure it’s hard, but there are many people who make it out to be harder than it is. For myself, I played the game for my first time last week, and struggled a bit, but once I beat Ornstein and Smough, the game kinda became a cakewalk in comparison to Anor Londo and Sens Fortress. Even the four lords felt easy at that point. The only thing that felt difficult again after that point was the DLC, but even then. Either way, don’t be afraid to try dark souls out because it’s “too hard”
I would have 3 arms so that I can sell one get money for it and be normal again
I want to have 42 arms cause its the answer for everything.
YES!
4:23 i was to busy looking to the left and had to rewind to see what he was doing
I would choose 8 Arms, 2 to Play minecraft, 1 to eat, 1 to drink, 2 to do my homework, 1 to Click the Play Button on youtube for a Dragoon Video, and 1 to make the Food im eating :)
Don't shoot the puppy will always be the hardest game of all time
True
As someone who's played a decent bit of Mushihimesama (and some other stuff from CAVE Inc.), calling the slowdown a "power-up" is kinda funni, and also brings me some pain
Yeah the game slowing down is very much a deliberate design choice, being there to help give you an edge over some patterns... but it is just as much a curse as well
A lot of the time, the slow-down ends around the time the pattern that it starts up for ends as well, meaning you need to be ready for the moment time's back on 100% speed, be it getting out of the storm ASAP or being alert for it if you're not confident you can push through that quickly
Also a lot of people (myself included) play games like Mushihimesama with the goal of 1cc'ing the game (i.e. no continues), which is where its reputation of being absurdly difficult usually rears its ugly head
Happy new year to whoever is reading this :)
Ok Thomas the train engine
Thanks Thomas, I hope you don't get revamped again
in the end, the only thing that really matters was the knowledge that: "if you had 6 arms, you would be a human spider, therefore, an actual spider-man"
I just want to be a sphere of recursive arms
I was expecting a funny video about how this man beat I Wanna Be The Boshy.
What I got was 10 times better.
POV: you find a comment that looks cool so you say the same thing on a different video and word the comment differently and get tons of likes
You copied that,didn't you?
@@andrewcheng1948no I didn’t really
Well time to copy this
I like how he's playing some hard games and there's Paganini on in the background which is super difficult
He doesnt realize how hard dark souls is just because somebody very skilled played
It's not that hard actually. All you need is a good tactic, reaction and patience.
6:54 "When you've got nothing to lose, * lightning strikes *"
4:30
..... touhou 7 phantasm stage. beat it. no continues no bombs.
Thats the easiest touhou
If it's so easy go take on Yukari(if you can beat the extra stage and somehow get 60 spell cards first)
0:57 biollante 3:26 kumonga (with godzillas roar) thats all that was shown in this video when it comes to godzilla, I tried to research the game but I couldn't find anything else
Play the level "Tartarus" in geometry dash.
EXACTLY
@@MaimunT Or Abyss of Darkness given it's about to be verifies
WOAH abyss of darkness is insane 😨
hi
to hell with this, give me 7650326 arms so i can count how many days I haven't touched grass for
Isn't Takeshi's Challenge with no walkthroughs the most difficult game? Like nonsensical puzzles is one thing, but being given a hundred choices and none of them are right is another.
Also, 4 arms is clearly the best option. It's not too many to be cumbersome, and allows you to do basically anything better than you could before.
Geometry dash is THE HARDEST game BY FAR: why? look at the hardest level EVER called "last hope" its humanly impossible and requires ~flim(BMS)+ε₀(505) FPS and CPS or "Transfinite void" the top 2 hardest that requiers ~flim(BMS)+ω²(10) FPS and CPS or another level that requiers 6.626*10^-34 Hz-1 (plancks constant) so no matter what, tower of oblivion is physically universaly impossible since you have to click more than a planck time which will ruin the universes physics. So nothing can go smaller time than the planck time. So therefore. If this kind of rules are allowed so that even a level that were universally impossible and are able to get in a list of "The hardest GD level", then there is no possible limit until the game itself would crash.
Cookie clicker is harder
@Louiethewizard :realizes that gd is humanly unbeatable and then realizes that cookie clicker is infinitely large and doesn’t end: 🤯🤯🤯
"Claiming my spot, as the number 1 gamer of all time"
Technoblade: *bonjour*
I want 50 fully functional arms on each one of my fingertips, as well on the ends of my toes.
Thanks i hate it
I mean it depends, where would the other arms be located?
Wherever you may desire
@@Dragoon45 3 arms
Dark souls isn't hard tho
It's muscle memory and pattern recognition.
This is very strange... I named my overpowered bow in Skyrim dragoon and I've never seen this channel before now
OMG YES! Thank you for remembering me this tiny little SADIC game
This was an amazing video idk if I've been to your channel before but nice :)
8 arms so I can flop to the floor and go into the ocean to join my long lost octopus family that abandoned me when I was 2
dragoon : is that a speedrun world record???
meanwhile timer : *ten hours*
2 and a half arms. You get a new arm but its a disabled arm so you can enter the paraplegic olympics.
Sometimes i forget that Dragoon is an actual guy spending 26 hours a day on his computer
Dragon's lair on NES
A disturbing lack of battletoads.
"If u manage to get to later lvl u get a power-up or is it better known... frame drop"
I just died right there 🤣🤣
Dwarf fortress music didn’t get annoying after hundreds of hours playing it. If anything it seemed to put me into a trance
"a certain copyrighted blue character"
*yes, papa smurf*
damn, i thought he was gonna say squidward
4 arms. Remove my two legs, and place those arms on my feet. I'll look normal...but now I can grasp anything anytime, whenever I want!
Crypt of the necrodancer is practically impossible for a human to do
One day my high school calculus teacher pulled up Don't Shoot the Puppy on the SmartBoard projector during a quiz, and kept moving the mouse
I want 3 arms, but the 3rd arm is invisible to the human eye and floats next to me.
It slaps so hard, they don't even know what hit them. Literally.
I loved it when the bosy said "it's boshy time" and then boshied all over the place.
"sir... we lost the war. they've taken over the entire country.... we're sorry..."
"Yay, lets do it again!"
3 to 4 arms is the most optimal since you can do double the work while not getting overly confused on which hands are doing what.
Ahhh. Nothing like a good old Hello Kitty bossfight
This just keeps getting better and better.
enough arms for me to become a ball of arms, and get called bible accurate angel
Hardest gamer achievement is get 100% on the hardest Geometry Dash level. For players that starts playing from the zero, its gonna took, at least, more than 2 million attempts
I quick-read the thumbnail as "Darker than Hard Souls"
There- there are two shift buttons... 😂
Plus, DF is complex, but usually really easy once you get your settlement together...
This has got me thinking, and now I would like to ask the other commenters a question.
What defines something as a hard game?
Maybe it’s how many times one would die over the course of it. Maybe it’s how long the game is. Maybe it’s how effective the game is at sucking away your sense of joy and self-worth.
Your Videos are so f*cking sick and I love the reverences
I would have six arms and then they’d call me “Ole Six-Arms McGee”