she is so funny, some parts have me rolling on the floor and I've seen it several times. I love her, I wish she'd do some stand up again. I love her show but it would be a treat if she'd do one or two a year. there's nothing better than a good hour of stand up for a great laugh.
I watched her LAST STAND live last night here in Portland, and she was so different. She seemed "humbled" -- seemed uncertain. It was clear she wasn't as confident...but it was nice to see her back in her element...and yes, she's older, wiser, and rose from pain. It was nice to see Portia too.
Definitely need to upgrade my phones's data usage so I can keep up with my ellen views 😍😍. Love her so much! If she revisted the part about laziness today she'd find tons more material.. Refrigerators we don't need to open anymore, Siri.. The list goes on 😂😂. #Aquariuslife
first couple Jeff Dunham specials was not really vulgar. His PR showed public responds well to cussing in comedy acts so he reluctantly added more in. Overall, he is doing damn well for a ventriloquist !! PEANUT FOR PRESIDENT :)
I know! I've Never wanted a woman to be my Best Friend (WithOut the sex part), than I've felt with Ellen DeGeneres! And the Only Reason I Wouldn't want the 'sex' part; is Because That would fk-up the BEST part of having her as a friend! I hope (& sometimes even Pray), that I can have a relationship with Anybody that I can relate to in that way! ..But, realistically; I Know that'll never happen....
So great! So true about always being worried about what other people are thinking. When I'm at a restaurant w my significant other and we fall still for a second, I always think 'oh the people around us must think we have nothing to say to each other.' Like anyone cares! 🤣
people do a search for a comedian's name, and they want something recent, so you figure you'll just lie and put whatever year you wish in the title, 'eh? Pretty low behavior.
honestly, you probably don't really know what you want. Recent comedy is better than comedy from ten years ago. You should thank them for saving you from your recent is better bias.
And I'll go for three. AND they posted it themselves in 2015. So they put 2015 in the title. Nothing wrong with that, it's when it was published on youtube.
I guess I never appreciated Ellen's eyes before. Eyes that you can sink into; eyes that could light your world or break your heart should you ever see them filled with tears. I see mirth in her eyes but they also hint at sadness. True beauty.
Julia Anneken: Hey Look Guys! I found an OLD OLD OLD standup Comedy Routine with Ellen..I laughed so hard I peed myself so I wanted to share it with you. Rest of Internet World: Yes..YOUNG ELLEN was a little funny back then, thanks for sharing Julia Anneken: You mean this isnt now in 2015? Rest of Internet World: Uhmmm...noooo. havent you watched TV in like 11 years? Ellen hasnt done a stand up in years, and shes OLD now Julia Anneken: Well crap! How do I change the title on You Tube?
If you're going to post a stand-up concert, it MIGHT be a good idea to post the WHOLE THING, instead of cutting off in the middle of a joke. REALLY spoils the reason you're watching the vid.
Gay (defined) ' full of joy, merry, light- hearted, carefree, / lewd , wanton, lascivious. From a dictionary. My coach in high school was a lesbian, she excelled and trained me in a sport I was about #13 in USA for the sport I was in, both of us are hall of famers in our hometown. I am not gay.
I never knew she was a stand up comedian but wow I'm surprised she's not more funnier, I didn't laugh once... I like her as a host but this show just felt like she was rambling especially the intro. I've never seen a slower intro before. But it did get better 2/3 in
You can hear one of those outstanding laughers in the audience, a female, who are often paid to be there. And I am one also who does not like it when posters lie about the year or type of show. Let US decide what we want to watch.
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she is so funny, some parts have me rolling on the floor and I've seen it several times. I love her, I wish she'd do some stand up again. I love her show but it would be a treat if she'd do one or two a year. there's nothing better than a good hour of stand up for a great laugh.
Mary Ann I totally agree with you, proper funny, looove her!
Mary Ann n
Strange how every stand up comedy on youtube is the best stand up comedy ever.
No matter how many times I listen to it...it is completely refreshing, relatable, and freakin funny
This is perfectly crafted Stand-up-Comedy. Absolutely top notch work! One of the very best programs I'v ever seen.
She cracks me up every time! Gotta love her!
I watched her LAST STAND live last night here in Portland, and she was so different. She seemed "humbled" -- seemed uncertain. It was clear she wasn't as confident...but it was nice to see her back in her element...and yes, she's older, wiser, and rose from pain. It was nice to see Portia too.
She deserves the title of comic genius!!
Comedians can be funny without being vulgar ..... awesome Ellen ...
owen wilson is so great at stand-up!
The Thank You lol
This is from 2003.
I don't even watch Ellen often and even I went yeah this wasn't filmed in 2015
Didn't know she's THAT good.
Definitely need to upgrade my phones's data usage so I can keep up with my ellen views 😍😍. Love her so much! If she revisted the part about laziness today she'd find tons more material.. Refrigerators we don't need to open anymore, Siri.. The list goes on 😂😂. #Aquariuslife
She makes me laugh so hard I cry. Bravo!
clean* lesbian* and actually funny, i feel like everyone wants to push the edge and be edgy but ellen is great without it and stays who she is
mpcmlf She use to cuss in her standup. Watch "The Beginning" HBO special. It's HILLARIOUS.
mpcmlf clean...most of the time
She did throw in a couple dammits and a jeezes
first couple Jeff Dunham specials was not really vulgar. His PR showed public responds well to cussing in comedy acts so he reluctantly added more in. Overall, he is doing damn well for a ventriloquist !!
PEANUT FOR PRESIDENT :)
mpcmlf is she a lesbian?
She's so much fun! I love her!
That was the funniest thing I've seen
I know! I've Never wanted a woman to be my Best Friend (WithOut the sex part), than I've felt with Ellen DeGeneres! And the Only Reason I Wouldn't want the 'sex' part; is Because That would fk-up the BEST part of having her as a friend! I hope (& sometimes even Pray), that I can have a relationship with Anybody that I can relate to in that way! ..But, realistically; I Know that'll never happen....
Carrion Torch I feel the exact same way!
Carrion Torch I totally agree with you, what you said was exactly how I feel. I'll just have to settle with having her as my imaginary friend!
So great! So true about always being worried about what other people are thinking. When I'm at a restaurant w my significant other and we fall still for a second, I always think 'oh the people around us must think we have nothing to say to each other.' Like anyone cares! 🤣
I love Ellen!
omg, Ellen frigging cracks me up when it's about every day happenings!
I've loved her since she began in stand up
people do a search for a comedian's name, and they want something recent, so you figure you'll just lie and put whatever year you wish in the title, 'eh?
Pretty low behavior.
honestly, you probably don't really know what you want. Recent comedy is better than comedy from ten years ago. You should thank them for saving you from your recent is better bias.
derp derp *isn't better
And I'll go for three. AND they posted it themselves in 2015. So they put 2015 in the title. Nothing wrong with that, it's when it was published on youtube.
i was thinking this couldn't be 2015, you know what year it really is?
Well, she and Portia got married in 2008 and she is wearing a wedding ring, so after 2008-
Love her so much!!! Laugh so hard! Everything she says is just so true!!
I love Ellen, always have, always will!!
I just opened up some yogurt I am in for the night😂😂
from 2003, still amazing
I love ellen degeneres
She's genuinely funny and smart .... most american stand up com only exploiting sex .... bravo Ellen!
Toto Kassan yes,you are absolutely right. she is so much different and orignal and her humor is simple but awesome.
This girl sounds like that fish from Finding Nemo. Huh...
lol, she is that fish ;) Dory!! :)
Just Keep on Swiming, Just Keep on Swiming, Just Keep on Swiming, Just Keep on Swiming
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Lathan Dixon dude she voice dory. she's awesome hope I can meet her one day
And that's literally her regular voice
That's because she is
Each time I hear her voice I'm like that's Dory
It's not Dory, it's Ellen.
Wtf. I never realized it was her! lol
Ellen is so damn funny. And she doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny either.
Will Smith don't have to cuss on his album to sell records.
Ellen! Don't ever go away! Ten times funnier.
Where's the rest of it? Why does it just cut out at 52:51??
the whole thing is at ruclips.net/video/_W9JZkHdCdA/видео.html
She predicted Vine O.O
There's also that one point where your annoyed and you start looking for a button on the toilet
I don't want to turn butter I just want some air 😂
She is making Some pointes here!!!!
Is there a part two too this?
Love her popcorn joke
>2015
> playing music on a CD
..still amazing !!!
people love her so much and I don't know why?
dave cat so tell me, is your last name really cat?
HAH oh my goodness so true about the toilet paper!!!!
What's the name of that song Ellen sings at the end? Anyone please?
omg. she's so funny hahahah rotflmao!
I guess I never appreciated Ellen's eyes before. Eyes that you can sink into; eyes that could light your world or break your heart should you ever see them filled with tears. I see mirth in her eyes but they also hint at sadness. True beauty.
As of today ..... going to the loo will never be the same..... :)
WOW WHAT A WONDERFUL LADY .WHAT A STAYING OVATION..WLL DONE ELLEN BRAVO WONDERFUL GAY LEADER .LOVE PATTIE
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Love Ellen
Very, very funny, omg
Amy Schumer should take notes.
She literally stole her jokes so I guess she did(?
She does. Amy is famous for parallel thinking, telling the same jokes other comedians came up with.
I used to cut my hair like Ellen. I always hoped to be just like her.
im gueessing this uploaded in 2015 people 8th feb lol
More like 2003
😂 lol 😂
Julia Anneken: Hey Look Guys! I found an OLD OLD OLD standup Comedy Routine with Ellen..I laughed so hard I peed myself so I wanted to share it with you.
Rest of Internet World: Yes..YOUNG ELLEN was a little funny back then, thanks for sharing
Julia Anneken: You mean this isnt now in 2015?
Rest of Internet World: Uhmmm...noooo. havent you watched TV in like 11 years? Ellen hasnt done a stand up in years, and shes OLD now
Julia Anneken: Well crap! How do I change the title on You Tube?
It's ironic how she's a "clean" comedian, yet she uses other language sometimes in her show. I still love her tho. She's hilarious.
What year was it?
Cool!
can I have Ellen as a mentor? We could share stuff, I would give her an edgier hair cut and in between rince we could bond.
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Hi
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was Donald Trump!
Whay year was this? 2000?
it cuts off before she's done! Bummer man.
If you're going to post a stand-up concert, it MIGHT be a good idea to post the WHOLE THING, instead of cutting off in the middle of a joke. REALLY spoils the reason you're watching the vid.
Where's part two? It just ended in the middle of a joke :/
She looks like Walter White's wife , doesn't she ?
More like Hillary Clinton.
How old is this?
QueenFreya 2003
Her poise
but what about these fn ads interrupting the video! youtube fail!
Prrfnne
I would've thumbed it up if it wasn't for the misleading date on the title.
best
very pretty back then
+Alizee Defan Back then? It's still 2015. LOL
+Esteban Rincon it was in 2003 the title is wrong
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+Esteban Rincon Your profile pic fits perfectly lol
+Philip Lewandowski ?
we've all got one thing in common we are all Gay
14:24 , you're welcome
I must agree that putting 2015 was misleading, nevertheless, she was delighfully funny. Pity it end so abruptly.
woah ellen with hair.....omg
Yeah I'm the person who ever shuts up at the movies.
Gay (defined) ' full of joy, merry, light- hearted, carefree, / lewd , wanton, lascivious. From a dictionary.
My coach in high school was a lesbian, she excelled and trained me in a sport I was about #13 in USA for the sport I was in, both of us are hall of famers in our hometown. I am not gay.
Its not Nancy hahahaha
Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now 2003
is it me or does she look different in this ? her eyes and nose? was this 2015?
she's had a ton of plastic surgery
the BAAANGS
cute
I never knew she was a stand up comedian but wow I'm surprised she's not more funnier, I didn't laugh once... I like her as a host but this show just felt like she was rambling especially the intro. I've never seen a slower intro before. But it did get better 2/3 in
If this her best Stand Up Comedy Ever I'm wondering what else happened?
11:03 Vines
I love Ellen. She shouldn't have had her eyelids done though. Her eyes were much nicer before.
Edie Falco looks weird you guys. what happend
Not from 2015
love her but did she not do the same tripping joke in the 1992 special just sayin
Hehe sayin hehe.....
Thank you for the cultural Marxist lesson
What do u mean please ?
7.13
hi
A paid crastinater! Brilliant!
How does ellen do it that was too long to just be memorized.
not 2015 boooo
Ellen looks like Lady Di with her hair feathered like that. Very becoming
Is this from the 90's???
I'm a LESBIAN trapped in this Alpha Male body!!!
Large crowd
when does it get funny?
You can hear one of those outstanding laughers in the audience, a female, who are often paid to be there. And I am one also who does not like it when posters lie about the year or type of show. Let US decide what we want to watch.