I really like that I get the monologue here almost the same time as TV. It's the night before the rest of the episode, but it helps me spread out my Taylor Tomlinson intake. That'ss good because I just can't get enough!
Once she put it in Drive, she probably didn't need to touch the pedals again. I'm glad nobody got hurt, but this is one feel-good story that doesn't bear much thinking about.
I'm perplexed as to why people would want to make that come artist more famous, but then again, that's the kind of "celebrity" we've come to expect on Dancing with the "Stars".
For real. I wish there was some way to boycott something I was never going to pay attention to anyway, because I hate hearing about it second hand and everyone involved in that decision process should be punished.
I'm perplexed as to why she has to wear an ankle monitor. She's literally on national television. There's no question where she is, and she loves the attention, so it's not like she's going to try to run away...
She conned people most of us feel at least sort of deserve it and was caught and jailed, which is more than happens to all the crooks currently dismantling our society for their own profit
@@laurak299 Adults have accidents. A child that can’t see over the dash can start running over things and keep doing it because the bumps are fun to drive over. Not realizing each bump is another dead kid.
It’s fair subject for comedy because it’s real; I don’t think anyone listening to this would say it’s normal, like sending several thousand angry people to an insurrection the Capital.
Just glad that the 8 yr old girl didn't injure herself or others driving the stolen SUV. Kinda surprised she could work the shifter + reach the pedals w/out much prior practice + training. 😳 DWTS really stretching its star definition eh? 🤨
Well, considering that The Masked Singer chose to invite Rudy Giuliani, despite knowing exactly what he had done, I'm not too surprised to see something like this happen... 😅
@@McCrapweasel He was a former Representive and House Majority leader from Texas. Famous for pay-to-play politics who wound up in jail for a while, back in the Newt Gingrich years, before going on DWTS.
@@LeoSpaceman69 lie, cheat and steal. Just because she did it to people you don't like, doesn't make it right. Crime is crime, a criminal is a criminal.
Criminals and felons may run for US President which at least 40% of voters will favor. That’s sad and pathetic, and they wave the American Flag like the swastika.
Because it’s not every day an 8-year-old drives off for a shopping spree. They were more shocked than when they found out their kid actually knows how to parallel park!
I find myself watching these videos just because Taylor is getting more and more cute. Don’t know what she is doing but certainly her money well spent. 👍👍
How do these things happen? Hopefully CPS gets involved w the family. That is bad parenting. It's a funny story but someone could have been killed & the reporting of this story would have been so different.
A stay-at-home mom, doing grocery shopping at EIGHT years old???? Give that gal her flowers... which she'll go and pick out and have gift wrapped ON HER OWN, thank you very much!
Cool. About blinking time that she had a monologue. Excuse my ignorance if this started long before now. I haven't seen clips of this since the early days when TT would introduce the other comedians and start the show.
cause it's creativity in disorder - disorder gets celebrated when the world has order at every step but nothing works - like we - humanity - are surrounded by supermen and order at every corner and breath but we're now a step away from burning to death by the climate collapse or by nuclear chain reaction. That's why disorder gives you a glimpse of hope - and inspiration.
I just found this channel. I love Taylor, but her show just isn’t a good fit for this old man. This way I get to hear her monologue without the rest of the show.
I was thinking the same thing as I watched this. I've watched a couple other of her monologues and thought, this is fine. No need to watch the whole enchilada.
Some people in the comments say this is just disorder, and ask why disorder is being celebrated ( here or elsewhere in comedy) : cause it's creativity in disorder - disorder gets celebrated when the world has order at every step but nothing works - like we - humanity - are surrounded by supermen and order at every corner and breath but we're now a step away from burning to death by the climate collapse or by nuclear chain reaction. That's why disorder gives you a glimpse of hope - and inspiration.
Rich men steal money from poor people all of the time. If she only stole from rich people and banks why are poor people so mad at her? Is she a good role model for kids? Probaly not, but it's just a dancing show. Relax.
Because being a criminal is still wrong. Doing illegal things is still wrong. No one, rich or poor, should be rewarded with fame and fortune for being a criminal.
I think it's a huge stretch to call her a star when her main claim to fame is being a convicted criminal. (When they did the cast reveal on Good Morning America, they literally called her that. Which I thought was hilarious.) But then their definition of "star" has been stretched pretty thin as it is (Sean Spicer, anyone?), so whatever. She wasn't the best dancer (though also far from the worst) and I doubt she'll last long.
Pretty good monologue take the time to develop it work it out stretch it out. Hopefully it can become a full 10 minute segment. I’ll be honest I think the monologue is the strongest portion of the RUclips channel and I think it has the most potential. Not trying to diss the other portion of the show, but it’s difficult to count on rotating guest to be comedically, entertaining on a regular basis. Literally every night of the week. In that case, I’m more in favor of a traditional late night structure just like your monologue is a monologue, but it’s a bit less traditional, I think you could have celebrity guest on, but not be so traditional. I think you could open it up to people who might be considered celebrities, but can necessarily get the standard airtime or people who are celebrities from our perspective but not always getting the airtime, but we listen to them all the time. I don’t want you to think I’m proposing you take the second class celebrities I’m proposing the celebrities that many of us view as celebrities, but we don’t often hear from but we would love to hear more from them.
Everything she did was wrong, she's literally only famous for being a criminal and nobody should ever be talking about her because that's what she (a criminal) wants
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Dancing behind Bars . . .should have chosen "Smooth Criminal"
"Annie, are you okay?"
That is brilliant on multiple levels
underrated comment 😂😂😂
if only anna was smart enough to come up with that....
Just a HUGE miss.
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That ankle bangle is criminal.
in more ways than one 😏
"Fashionista and entrepreneur" 😂 is my new favorite way to say "lies to people for money, but femme"
I really like that I get the monologue here almost the same time as TV. It's the night before the rest of the episode, but it helps me spread out my Taylor Tomlinson intake. That'ss good because I just can't get enough!
Completely unrelated, but I love your KDE pic! 😅😊
Okay, wait. The monologue portion is my new favorite!! 😍 Taylor is great!
Taylor's outfit is so 90's I had one just like it!
I think you mean 70s. It's a direct knock off a 70s outfit my mum had.
@@lyraserpentine894Def 70s! I remember having a burgundy stripe long sleeve version in HS.
That joke about the crime accessory got me
the car? Y’know that child better be glad she ain’t Black
$400 is a Costco trip
in a Nissan..... Rogue.. 🤣
“Baby Driver 2, Target Engaged”
They shouldn't have wasted Espresso on that criminal.
I owe The Masked Singer an apology for knocking them for having criminals on BEFORE they were convicted.
Once she put it in Drive, she probably didn't need to touch the pedals again. I'm glad nobody got hurt, but this is one feel-good story that doesn't bear much thinking about.
a lot could have gone wrong tbh its a miracle nobody was killed or injured...
Taylor in a dress-casual brown outfit just needs some glasses and she'd be the librarian thirst-trap of the century ^_^
100%
I'm perplexed as to why people would want to make that come artist more famous, but then again, that's the kind of "celebrity" we've come to expect on Dancing with the "Stars".
They elected one president. I still cant figure that one out.
For real. I wish there was some way to boycott something I was never going to pay attention to anyway, because I hate hearing about it second hand and everyone involved in that decision process should be punished.
I'm perplexed as to why she has to wear an ankle monitor. She's literally on national television. There's no question where she is, and she loves the attention, so it's not like she's going to try to run away...
She conned people most of us feel at least sort of deserve it and was caught and jailed, which is more than happens to all the crooks currently dismantling our society for their own profit
"...come artist..." ??
I love the monologue portion!!
How desperate is DWTS??
I mean, it's season 33...they're running out of stars.
I need a sports bra, that’s all.
WAIT- I think I need that coat! 🧥 🎯
Why is everyone acting like that 8-year-old did the cutest thing ever? Sis, shit ain’t cute. She could have killed someone.
Exactly. I was horrified.
But she didn't so it's cute. Adults crash they sht all the time.
@@laurak299 Adults have accidents. A child that can’t see over the dash can start running over things and keep doing it because the bumps are fun to drive over. Not realizing each bump is another dead kid.
It’s fair subject for comedy because it’s real; I don’t think anyone listening to this would say it’s normal, like sending several thousand angry people to an insurrection the Capital.
she had the choice to get a modern small tracking device but instead purposely chose the big old style one for attention
Taylor should be on DWTS.
Well that was just mean 😔
Why? What did she do to deserve such a fate?
What did she do to you?
It will never happen because she is a CBS employee. DWTS won't cast anyone from a competing Network.
A quarter of a million dollars is only $250000. That's less the cost of an average house now in days.
I was worried that this gig wasnt going to do Taylor any good, but the monologue makes it. Thanks.
And yet I can't get my 17 year old to get her license🙄
Usually when I see a female professional dancer wearing an ankle monitor it is at a much less savory venue and they collect a lot of singles.
Just glad that the 8 yr old girl didn't injure herself or others driving the stolen SUV. Kinda surprised she could work the shifter + reach the pedals w/out much prior practice + training. 😳
DWTS really stretching its star definition eh? 🤨
Oh. I was thinking Driving While Totally Sh*tfaced (DWTS).
Driving While Tinily Shopping
We have to stop celebrating bad behavior.
Right! Like why are they cheering for her stealing people's money?
I know. this is just so appalling on every level. Just gross.
Well, considering that The Masked Singer chose to invite Rudy Giuliani, despite knowing exactly what he had done, I'm not too surprised to see something like this happen... 😅
I guess once they put Spicer on there it was downhill
Oh my God, I had no idea they did that. 💀 Thanks for sharing.
Tom DeLay was on there well before Sean Spicer.
@@eyesoars9212 Who's Tom DeLay
@@McCrapweasel He was a former Representive and House Majority leader from Texas. Famous for pay-to-play politics who wound up in jail for a while, back in the Newt Gingrich years, before going on DWTS.
@@eyesoars9212 That's right. I remember him.
She wanted to make a quick trip to Target and prove that even at 8, she can outshop her parents!
A Nixon reference? Sure didn't see that one coming.
They picked up the trick from Seth Myers, "a service to our over-50s viewers".
Us Millennials carry the last vestiges of 20th century pop culture references. 😂
Wait. This girl that was on Ziwe? On house arrest? Shes on dancing with the stars? Her?
Our justice system is beyond stupid
What has she exactly done wrong? Come on..
@@LeoSpaceman69Literally everything she has ever done ffs
@@LeoSpaceman69 lie, cheat and steal. Just because she did it to people you don't like, doesn't make it right. Crime is crime, a criminal is a criminal.
She's blondish and a movie was made about her, so I guess it's ok. #TwoTierSocietyCrime
@christopherdettlaff2246 too bad she isn't trump, the biggest con artist of all time, or she could run for president
Maybe I'm just high, but I bet Vanessa Bayer could do an amazing TT impression.
DWTS has sunk to an all new level and that bar was already low. I haven’t watched it in years and this just reinforces why.
Tbh I still watch and love it despite the chaos 😂
This is sad and pathetic. Since when do we allow criminals to participate in competitions. A new low for DWTS.
Criminals and felons may run for US President which at least 40% of voters will favor. That’s sad and pathetic, and they wave the American Flag like the swastika.
Seeing the ankle accessory made me miss Norm Macdonald. His take on this.
Both really bizarre stories
Because it’s not every day an 8-year-old drives off for a shopping spree. They were more shocked than when they found out their kid actually knows how to parallel park!
that's basically punk. Amazing
The kid had enough for a Nintendo Switch and a game.😅
. . . . to win this season, and even if they don't, they'll just say they did. - oh, this is familiar.
Who is "they"? Because she clearly said "she".
Aah, chocolate Covered 🍫 raisin you.
My question is can you cook 🍳?
I find myself watching these videos just because Taylor is getting more and more cute. Don’t know what she is doing but certainly her money well spent. 👍👍
How do these things happen? Hopefully CPS gets involved w the family. That is bad parenting. It's a funny story but someone could have been killed & the reporting of this story would have been so different.
I’m dying to know what she brought! 😂
She shouldn't be on the show. DWTS must be hard up for people to be on the show.
Wow, a Richard Nixon reference. I'm actually impressed.
Because you don't think Millennials know history?
A stay-at-home mom, doing grocery shopping at EIGHT years old???? Give that gal her flowers... which she'll go and pick out and have gift wrapped ON HER OWN, thank you very much!
It's okay. The cop dad from Family Matters is also on, he'll keep the place safe.
Cool. About blinking time that she had a monologue.
Excuse my ignorance if this started long before now. I haven't seen clips of this since the early days when TT would introduce the other comedians and start the show.
@TaylorTomlinson How you you going on DWTS next season? You are already very talented, and you have a job!
Those jokes all hit. Well done.
Anna is an icon
Why is she allowed in the US
She looks…. Poor.
"what's your excuse?" (from the show)
😂🎉 true story
I love you Taylor.
Legend
The grift continues.
Anna Delvey is gonna get quickly eliminated on Dancing With The Stars!
😂😂😂😂😂
How is she out of prison so quickly? I guess anyone can be considered a "star" in America
Dancing With the Stars is still on the air?
Anna's ankles just stole my heart ❤️
Next year dwts will be filmed at Diddys prison
An 8 year old doing Grand Theft Auto, and Anna Delvey on Dancing With the Stars. And yet we’re promoting this and cheering for them because? ……..
cause it's creativity in disorder - disorder gets celebrated when the world has order at every step but nothing works - like we - humanity - are surrounded by supermen and order at every corner and breath but we're now a step away from burning to death by the climate collapse or by nuclear chain reaction. That's why disorder gives you a glimpse of hope - and inspiration.
@@bloomtv3-thealtchannel368 LMAO ok found the Anarchist.
I just found this channel. I love Taylor, but her show just isn’t a good fit for this old man. This way I get to hear her monologue without the rest of the show.
I was thinking the same thing as I watched this. I've watched a couple other of her monologues and thought, this is fine. No need to watch the whole enchilada.
“Ca$h me ousside how bow dat?”
Audience sounds so unnatural
I love her in that hair...so hott 🥵
HAH! You're so awesome, Taylor! :D
"Little Speedster's Sunday Drive"
Davis Robert Thomas Ronald Jackson Edward
Dancing with the Stars is to being a national disgrace what Disney World is to winning the Super Bowl.
Some people in the comments say this is just disorder, and ask why disorder is being celebrated ( here or elsewhere in comedy) : cause it's creativity in disorder - disorder gets celebrated when the world has order at every step but nothing works - like we - humanity - are surrounded by supermen and order at every corner and breath but we're now a step away from burning to death by the climate collapse or by nuclear chain reaction. That's why disorder gives you a glimpse of hope - and inspiration.
I really miss the suits
My dad: "How did she get $400?
Me: "She's a gold digger."
Taylor stop talking about the criminal
Specifically the adult "celebrity" criminal not the kid at the beginning lol, who should not be given any oxygen by any ethical media lol
The laughs are so fake, its not funny, cringe
Rich men steal money from poor people all of the time. If she only stole from rich people and banks why are poor people so mad at her? Is she a good role model for kids? Probaly not, but it's just a dancing show. Relax.
Because being a criminal is still wrong. Doing illegal things is still wrong. No one, rich or poor, should be rewarded with fame and fortune for being a criminal.
I think it's a huge stretch to call her a star when her main claim to fame is being a convicted criminal. (When they did the cast reveal on Good Morning America, they literally called her that. Which I thought was hilarious.) But then their definition of "star" has been stretched pretty thin as it is (Sean Spicer, anyone?), so whatever. She wasn't the best dancer (though also far from the worst) and I doubt she'll last long.
Rich people do not like poor people coming after what they have. Not at all. They think they're special.
Pretty good monologue take the time to develop it work it out stretch it out. Hopefully it can become a full 10 minute segment. I’ll be honest I think the monologue is the strongest portion of the RUclips channel and I think it has the most potential. Not trying to diss the other portion of the show, but it’s difficult to count on rotating guest to be comedically, entertaining on a regular basis. Literally every night of the week. In that case, I’m more in favor of a traditional late night structure just like your monologue is a monologue, but it’s a bit less traditional, I think you could have celebrity guest on, but not be so traditional. I think you could open it up to people who might be considered celebrities, but can necessarily get the standard airtime or people who are celebrities from our perspective but not always getting the airtime, but we listen to them all the time. I don’t want you to think I’m proposing you take the second class celebrities I’m proposing the celebrities that many of us view as celebrities, but we don’t often hear from but we would love to hear more from them.
It's adorable that you actually think Taylor's going to read this.
First!
And that's the whole of ur life right there.
@@randomfire5315 Nope, move along, worm.
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@@et34t34fdf You are projecting sweetheart. Go touch grass.
p.s. The exclamation point at the end just makes it hilariously sadder.😆
@@randomfire5315 you don't even qualify as a real person, will you ever?
Why would you praise that child? you're just irresponsible.
Relax, it’s a bit in line with Taylor’s good -girl-trying-to-be-bad persona.
I mean i doubt the child is gonna see this
Anna Delvey is a legend, she did nothing wrong 🤌🏻
Everything she did was wrong, she's literally only famous for being a criminal and nobody should ever be talking about her because that's what she (a criminal) wants
Lying, cheating and stealing is never okay. Ever. Crime is crime.
she's not gonna send you those feet pics, Levi
@@h0lly_blue her feet are in the video already tho? I just love women scammers 🤷🏻♂️
@@h0lly_blue her feet are already in the video tho 🤷🏻♂️
Taylor is getting a bit chunky...guess fame (or a steady income) is going right to her gut
it's those stripes, unless she got fat overnight
This comment does not pass the vibe check.
When are ee gonna admit that shitty feminist 'comedy' isn't funny?
Too busy being strong and independent to write good jokes.
Same time when someone finds you attractive
but dick jokes are the high of humanity!
Ahhh incel has entered the chat