05 Times Batman has Slept with Girlfriends of Justice Leaguers

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    Batman is famous for his numerous relationships. However, many of those relationships didn't last much longer due to the shortcomings and busy schedule of the Dark Knight. Regardless of the duration, there were five relationships that happened with the Girlfriends of Batman's fellow Justice Leaguers where Batman took it to the next level by sleeping with them.
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    Therefore this Video is a critical review about the Times Batman has Slept with the Girlfriends of his fellow Justice League Members.
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  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 2 года назад +2171

    Girl: "You said you had protection!"
    Batman: "I was wearing my batsuit!"

    • @damiank9443
      @damiank9443 2 года назад +91

      TFS. A man of culture

    • @Trabsol
      @Trabsol 2 года назад +39

      Vegeta

    • @jjjbj5965
      @jjjbj5965 2 года назад +21

      Nice to see another TeamFourStar fan

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 2 года назад +2

      @@jjjbj5965 As a former fan. Fuck TFS but that was funny though.

    • @CaribbeanF
      @CaribbeanF 2 года назад +3

      @@yoshijb9428 why?

  • @Adam-wy7mj
    @Adam-wy7mj 3 года назад +10088

    Ladies love it when the dark knight rises.

    • @joseegarcia5146
      @joseegarcia5146 3 года назад +131

      Sus sus sus soooo sus

    • @joseegarcia5146
      @joseegarcia5146 3 года назад +59

      REAL SUS BRUV

    • @Gundam_JAY
      @Gundam_JAY 3 года назад +105

      O hate u so much for that comment
      HAHAHHBAHABBAB 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ronnie28067
      @Ronnie28067 3 года назад +53

      Lol underrated comment!

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt 3 года назад +24

      LOL yeah

  • @ImTheLetterP
    @ImTheLetterP 2 года назад +806

    Superman: Man of steel
    Batman: Man who steals

    • @Sean_XT
      @Sean_XT Год назад +9

      @@kingsly3690 would have to be to steal superman’s girl

    • @weenshen1203
      @weenshen1203 Год назад +4

      superman had to be black to be called man of steal. batman just had to be rich.

    • @isarrasool369
      @isarrasool369 Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @analauramorelrocha2383
      @analauramorelrocha2383 11 месяцев назад +1

      Balls of Steel

  • @OnecoinTwofates
    @OnecoinTwofates 2 года назад +360

    Alfred: It pains me to see Master Bruce living in utter loneliness after his parents death
    Also Bruce, being a millionaire living with like, 3+ sidekicks and a butler:

    • @pines3326
      @pines3326 2 года назад +24

      In the DCAU, Alfred died, Bruce's relationship with his partners became strained, he never pursued any relationships with Catwoman, Diana or the other women interested in him, and became a grumpy lonely old man

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 Год назад +3

      He never got married or had kids
      Just banged and saw them get married to other . Kinda
      Sad he was alone in batman beyond

    • @Iulznazi
      @Iulznazi 4 месяца назад

      Not just a millionaire, multi-billionaire. If we go by the JL animated series, he was able to funnel enough money from Wayne Enterprises to build two iterations of the watchtower without anyone blinking an eye

  • @nicholasbozeman879
    @nicholasbozeman879 3 года назад +6751

    The moment it said Lois Lane I could see why Batman wanted so much kryptonite

  • @Dogsplaza
    @Dogsplaza 3 года назад +5206

    They all say Batman has no superpowers... Until you ask the ladies...

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +162

      😂😂

    • @melvin8088
      @melvin8088 3 года назад +170

      bat balls

    • @jxlennn
      @jxlennn 3 года назад +43

      @@melvin8088 AYO-

    • @HeatSGamingXD
      @HeatSGamingXD 3 года назад +46

      He also is handsome for these ladies..

    • @chriscannon8144
      @chriscannon8144 3 года назад +34

      One of the many special techniques he learned while in Tibet is called "Bedrock". It's super effective.

  • @krizwatcher
    @krizwatcher 2 года назад +98

    "Dude, why did you sleep with my girl?"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"

  • @Berserker3062
    @Berserker3062 3 года назад +1220

    So basically, according to DC, no matter how amazing you are, money always wins. Good message DC...good message.

    • @lorddrakkon9562
      @lorddrakkon9562 3 года назад +146

      Realistic and Practical

    • @colbyb8358
      @colbyb8358 2 года назад +80

      Art imitates life.

    • @FatalCharade
      @FatalCharade 2 года назад +63

      as the old saying goes no money no honey no cash no ass.

    • @mitchellbrough1615
      @mitchellbrough1615 2 года назад +34

      I mean he also has looks and bags of charisma

    • @adeptasororitas1929
      @adeptasororitas1929 2 года назад +25

      He is a genius with money 🤷🏼‍♂️ nothing to message about it's natural for the opposite sex to get attracted to strong counter parts

  • @RealCosmosry
    @RealCosmosry 3 года назад +5347

    How batman flirts:
    Wanna know my secret Identity ?

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +226

      😂😂

    • @BruceWayne-ov4eo
      @BruceWayne-ov4eo 3 года назад +187

      never gets old

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 года назад +83

      @@BruceWayne-ov4eo Waaaaait a minute....

    • @BruceWayne-ov4eo
      @BruceWayne-ov4eo 3 года назад +112

      @@ALJ9000 wanna know my secret identity?

    • @yaboyed5779
      @yaboyed5779 3 года назад +122

      Probably takes em to a coffee shop too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nobodyknowsforsure
    @nobodyknowsforsure 3 года назад +4181

    - Batman Beyond -
    Waller: "...his DNA was easy enough to get...he left it all over town..."
    Terry: "..........."
    Waller: "Not remotely what I meant!"

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +223

      😂😂

    • @longQ1551
      @longQ1551 3 года назад +74

      You mean justice league lol

    • @emberdragon4248
      @emberdragon4248 3 года назад +285

      Waller: "All i had to do was hire a girl and tell Bats she's my girlfriend, and just like that, his DNA came into our possession."

    • @facundogonzalez5453
      @facundogonzalez5453 3 года назад +44

      Have you noticed that she NEVER says he was wrong with that assumption?

    • @johnmercuryfrom2009
      @johnmercuryfrom2009 3 года назад +7

      wait-

  • @Omar-su3ii
    @Omar-su3ii 2 года назад +207

    Batman got the riches, looks, mystery, class, charm, intelligence and martial arts.
    He’s almost the perfect man who succeeded peak human performance, of course he can get anyone he wants💀

    • @viniciusvalois2634
      @viniciusvalois2634 2 года назад +10

      Bruce Wayne is the ultimate example of what men should aim for, in all aspects.

    • @lobehold2263
      @lobehold2263 Год назад

      If only my parents were shot in an alley, damn

  • @Lazyguy143
    @Lazyguy143 3 года назад +82

    That moment when you realize lois lane dated 3 of the most powerful men on earth. Lex, Bruce, and Clark

  • @jharrell23867
    @jharrell23867 3 года назад +3601

    He's also slept with Harley Quinn. She went undercover to fundraiser party thrown by Bruce Wayne to scout out his pad as a potential B&E heist and lay some ground work but ended up sleeping with Bruce. He recognized her but she never recognized him so she has no clue she slept with Batman. He's also nailed Ivy & obviously catwoman. Batman has the hottest rogues gallery.

    • @sparshbansal6624
      @sparshbansal6624 3 года назад +150

      When did he sleep with Ivy?

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +283

      In my Video 'Who slept with Poison Ivy' it is stated.

    • @yzhiel2680
      @yzhiel2680 3 года назад +21

      Is this on Harley Quinn comic?

    • @cainmagnetic9796
      @cainmagnetic9796 3 года назад +265

      bro wtf...? Sheesh batman really gotta control the meat

    • @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396
      @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 3 года назад +54

      Yeah why does Batman nail half his rouges gallery? Granted the whole Damian situation wasn’t his fault, crazy rapist bint

  • @shicks1016
    @shicks1016 3 года назад +3662

    You need to rename this the All the times Batman broke bro code 😂😂

    • @vlavrentiekutubidzosani
      @vlavrentiekutubidzosani 3 года назад +160

      He would clearly would get castrated for breaking brocode that many times

    • @MrSFblack
      @MrSFblack 3 года назад +5

      @Esphaeras Praestans You can't buy off people who are far more powerful than you with mere money.

    • @vlavrentiekutubidzosani
      @vlavrentiekutubidzosani 3 года назад +1

      @Esphaeras Praestans of course unless he doesnt get punished for breaking brocode the same day 😂

    • @madprof2273
      @madprof2273 3 года назад +4

      Then we're gonna be here a while

    • @MrSFblack
      @MrSFblack 3 года назад +20

      @Esphaeras Praestans Just because someone accepts a gift doesn't mean all is forgiven, I learned that lesson the hard way from an ex-girlfriend. And if Injustice has taught us anything it's that Superman may not always be the boy scout people think he is. Hell, Batman has a contingency plan for that very scenario. Also, just because Batman has proven to be smarter than Superman doesn't mean he fears Batman. Batman once outwitted Darkseid too, and he definitely doesn't fear Batman.

  • @seulgi1211
    @seulgi1211 2 года назад +24

    Batman: I have no kill rule.
    *Bro code rule -exists*
    I never agreed to that one, I didn't make it.

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin 2 года назад +42

    Batman was trained in escapology and misdirection by Giovani Zatara, Zatanna Zatara's father. So he probably saw her first through her father's eyes, and has that kind of protective feeling towards her mixed in with the attraction and romantic feelings. It makes it complicated when you're falling in love with someone, and simultaneously feel a need to protect her because she's the daughter of an old friend and mentor who's passed away (Zatara gave his life in battle against a mystic opponent -- he had the same powers Zatanna has).
    Side note: Zatara (premiering in 1938) was basically DC's version of Mandrake the Magician (premiering in 1934). The main difference was that almost all of Mandrake's feats were accomplished by his control over his own body and his skill at hypnosis (so he might paralyze someone by making them believe they'd been ensnared by a conjured snake or an animated rope, but the snake or rope only existed in their mind) who used high-tech gadgets and his father's hat, cape, and cane (which he eventually discovered had actual mystical powers). Zatara was an actual sorcerer who could create real physical effects. Mandrake was American of British descent, whereas Zatara was a first-generation Italian-American with Romani ("gypsy") heritage, which was unusual for the era.
    Basically, Mandrake, like Doc Savage, was a character with one foot in the realm of pulp fiction heroes and heroic normal people (like the Lone Ranger or his grand-nephew the Green Hornet) and one foot in the realm of the superhuman. Zatara, coming around a few years later, was a fully superhuman character who used real magic to pretend to be a stage magician.

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  2 года назад +2

      Great Analysis

  • @ERYTHROGRAPHOS
    @ERYTHROGRAPHOS 3 года назад +2765

    Damn, Bats has more action than all of Action Comics combined.

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +75

      😂😂

    • @Based_normie
      @Based_normie 2 года назад +7

      Actually spider man has had more action than Batman

    • @Mr.Heller
      @Mr.Heller 2 года назад +51

      @@Based_normie Nah, Peter only does relationships, Bruce dips for fun.

    • @pomavillalobosmaya2913
      @pomavillalobosmaya2913 2 года назад +6

      Nightwing...?

    • @numberbndl3763
      @numberbndl3763 2 года назад +1

      @IvanXredpill what

  • @robanybody3363
    @robanybody3363 3 года назад +2407

    Note to self...don"t introduced Batman to girlfriend

    • @sanketmanna8653
      @sanketmanna8653 3 года назад +100

      Or Bruce.....

    • @atcera8714
      @atcera8714 3 года назад +42

      I don't see why he can't be 'TwoFace'

    • @lorddarkstorm1354
      @lorddarkstorm1354 3 года назад +3

      @Rexxy Waxxy now imagine he bangs lucifer

    • @CT-5597_LT._Jesse
      @CT-5597_LT._Jesse 3 года назад +3

      @Rexxy Waxxy now that's the ultimate joke!!!

    • @lorddarkstorm1354
      @lorddarkstorm1354 3 года назад +16

      @Rexxy Waxxy Actually, Lucifer might do it with Batman just to piss off his dad, who is against homosexuality.

  • @batuchthebruh5165
    @batuchthebruh5165 2 года назад +15

    Batman is basically the guy who she told not to worry about in every way

  • @slyliezeroseven3696
    @slyliezeroseven3696 3 года назад +55

    I'm convinced he's trained in the art of seduction

  • @razorramone63139
    @razorramone63139 3 года назад +884

    How Batman flirts:
    "I'm Batman."

  • @Malu-hy9yd
    @Malu-hy9yd 3 года назад +2312

    when I saw the title, I was shocked but not surprised lol

    • @keithartis8981
      @keithartis8981 3 года назад +68

      Of course....women are naturally hypergamous....batman probably fucking all the DC bitches...he rich af

    • @samuelbjr5484
      @samuelbjr5484 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @markrichkhan8171
      @markrichkhan8171 3 года назад +6

      @@keithartis8981 truth brother

    • @herloss448
      @herloss448 3 года назад +5

      @@keithartis8981 well said

    • @estongbigboy6702
      @estongbigboy6702 3 года назад +5

      @@keithartis8981 correct bro..

  • @richardii5989
    @richardii5989 2 года назад +18

    I just love that Paul Dini loved Batman so much that he even married a real life Zatanna

  • @4ndr3195
    @4ndr3195 3 года назад +31

    This just proves that you can be Superman, as long as you have money you can get the girl from Superman. Sad, but true...

  • @greygalaxy8638
    @greygalaxy8638 3 года назад +929

    I actually liked the Batman-Zatana thing.
    But for me, the best pair will always be Batman-Wonder Woman, the "Prince" of Gotham and the Princess of Themyscira. He's a rich, she's royalty; She trained with an army amazons, he trained with an army of assassins; He uses tech, she uses magic; he's the peak of humanity, she was molded by gods.

    • @pickles6981
      @pickles6981 2 года назад +67

      Me too, that and watching JLA where they were so sweet to each other

    • @ssbashalot7324
      @ssbashalot7324 2 года назад +25

      That relationship was trash. It was good in JL Unlimited but that was it.

    • @dodo9776
      @dodo9776 2 года назад +13

      Specially that he can never be the top in the relationship

    • @commander.1841
      @commander.1841 2 года назад +26

      Yeah same Wonderbat is my favorite couple and Batman Zatanna is a close second tho in young justice i must admit i prefer Zee and Dick together

    • @brubarurno
      @brubarurno 2 года назад +1

      Only the Bruce Timm shows nailed their dynamic.

  • @matthewcaughey8898
    @matthewcaughey8898 3 года назад +1705

    Bruce and Zatana just seem like the perfect couple. But it’s implied that Bats has a thing for Wonder Woman and it’s mutual.

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +244

      Bats feel more protective toward Zatanna than Diana that's why It is easy for him to be with Diana as he know she can handle many fights but actually Zatanna's power is not fully disclosed.

    • @bluemenace04
      @bluemenace04 3 года назад +39

      Constantine and zatana are a great couple imo

    • @kinglouie5
      @kinglouie5 3 года назад +53

      @@bluemenace04 nope

    • @jxlennn
      @jxlennn 3 года назад +15

      Wow y’all are haters. Constantine and Zatanna no cap.

    • @gabrielfranco1899
      @gabrielfranco1899 3 года назад +8

      What about cat woman

  • @thomascampbell789
    @thomascampbell789 3 года назад +17

    In Superman TAS, Lois rejected the relationship after learning Bruce was Batman, not just because they were in two different cities...she was thinking about moving before she found out he was Batman. As Clark says: She likes Btuce Wayne and she likes Superman, its the other two guys shes not fond of.

    • @imsi107
      @imsi107 2 года назад +5

      Which is something i dislike about the DCAU, considering in all her other iterations she loves Clark Kent more than she does the Supes.

  • @elijahkramer395
    @elijahkramer395 2 года назад +24

    I'd like to point out the Barbra Gordon bit about her being pregnant 1 in the killing joke, its never stated she was pregnant (she did get crippled and have it become a permanent part of her character for a long time, only recently "healing"), and in Beyond 2.0 she was fighting the thugs and got kicked in the abdomen so hard she miscarried. (Personally, I don't think this was a great way to handle it, but they have to make sure Damian is the only blood relation to Batman otherwise they would have to explain away this kid to make the Batman beyond show not have a weird plot hole.)

    • @nahte123456
      @nahte123456 2 года назад +2

      Beyond 2.0 just really seemed to not know what to do with the whole Bruce/Barbara thing to me. Not only the whole baby thing but also the comic has them cheating on Dick which the show was pretty clear didn't happen.

  • @chandlerwright5460
    @chandlerwright5460 3 года назад +290

    Not bad for a lonely dude who dresses up and lives in his parents basement

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 3 года назад +15

      Literally

    • @drakkronus5952
      @drakkronus5952 2 года назад +27

      You’re not wrong, but I hate that you’re right

    • @sparshbansal6624
      @sparshbansal6624 2 года назад +2

      Which superhero doesnt play dress up? Secondly his parents' basement is his own batman

    • @sparshbansal6624
      @sparshbansal6624 2 года назад +2

      @@drakkronus5952 he might be literally right but his implication is wrong

    • @geeebuttersnap2433
      @geeebuttersnap2433 2 года назад

      @@sparshbansal6624 green lanterns don’t play dress up, they are space cops and that is their uniform. No one else is part of an organization, so they individually made up their costume.

  • @IanStrain23328
    @IanStrain23328 3 года назад +521

    *Black Canary decks Kid Flash*
    BC: Anyone know what he did wrong?
    Robin: OH OH, he hit on teacher and got served?
    One of the best, if not the best line in that entire show.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 2 года назад +6

    Just wait when you hear Batsy sings "Am I Blue" to make the girls cry.

  • @izzatirfan1995
    @izzatirfan1995 3 года назад +24

    That’s what happened when nerds writing the story

  • @brandonpower5188
    @brandonpower5188 3 года назад +479

    It makes sense. After the death of his parents he overcompensates by trying to have as many “relationships” as possible, while also remaining uncommitted due to the trauma and fear of potential loss. He probably won’t be able to open himself up to another person ever again, especially if you consider the constant danger that surrounds the people he associates with.

    • @marblemadness8870
      @marblemadness8870 3 года назад +11

      That makes little sense, but then again, I'm sure you're just playing at wannabe psychologist. Seriously, why would losing his parents the way he lost them make him want to have more relationships? Most of these comics are not even canon. SMH.

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian 3 года назад +30

      @@marblemadness8870 why do soldiers with ptsd do that? Simply put you have a bad experience it messes you up weirdly inexplicably

    • @piratehunterz947
      @piratehunterz947 2 года назад +5

      @@marblemadness8870 to fullfill his loniless.

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +3

      The batfamily

    • @anonsmith3459
      @anonsmith3459 2 года назад +6

      You're half-right he did not frivolously have affairs with these women. He respects these strong capable women who are also for the most part are on the same side as he is and he admires all of them and cares very deeply for any woman that he's ever been romantically involved with because he cannot commit to be more and a part of that is him not knowing how to move forward in a regular relationship because he has no experience so as self-assured as he is with his fighting skills, his skills at deducing, and being a Justice League member - he has zero skills in the full on relationship department (but I'm sure he's just as physically apt in the bedroom as he is on the field 😌😏🤭).
      So no - he'd never treat or see them as just notches in his belt.
      Now that one time that he denies his fathering Barbara's child much less sleeping with her- all of that was weird af & was just an aberration and I totally blame the writer - that is not apart of Bruce's true character even though it is canon I guess.🤮

  • @chrisanderson2204
    @chrisanderson2204 3 года назад +602

    Just to comfort everyone,Bruce impregnating Barbara isn't canon,the comics aren't canon to the DCAU, Bruce Timm himself said it.

    • @swapneelmdths4725
      @swapneelmdths4725 3 года назад +50

      It's all happened in one little infinite corner of the infinite omniverse .

    • @0585janz
      @0585janz 3 года назад +27

      Guess what all dc comics from past to present are all canon. From golden age, silver age, bew 52 upto now. It just that they separated from multiverse/omniverse according to DC.

    • @grimesgrey484
      @grimesgrey484 3 года назад +5

      all is canon 🥰

    • @chrisanderson2204
      @chrisanderson2204 3 года назад +11

      @Grimes Grey I meant it wasn't canon to the DCAU,the universe that began with Batman TAS and ended with Justice League Unlimited

    • @ianjbanks3528
      @ianjbanks3528 3 года назад +12

      It is comforting, Earth Prime is where mostly some of the sane shit happens, unlike Batman fucking everyone's girl which isn't canon

  • @drkstunt
    @drkstunt 2 года назад +5

    When batman walks into a room all you hear is "don't leave your girl around me true playa for real, ask Clark for real."

  • @Alalpog
    @Alalpog Год назад

    Dude, I just noticed this now, your I read your logo as "Top Fux" hahahaha.

  • @dizzydad51
    @dizzydad51 3 года назад +526

    How can you not want Zatanna?! She's walking in a bikini, leather boots, and fishnets! 😍

    • @S_GS
      @S_GS 2 года назад +11

      You're acting romantic

    • @Kopie0830
      @Kopie0830 2 года назад +53

      Just reading made me remember a time when I hired a hooker and told her to cosplay as zatanna. Bloddy hell mate! Seriously, my balls were drained for days.

    • @youdononeetokno
      @youdononeetokno 2 года назад +36

      @@Kopie0830 Da fuq bro 😂😭

    • @shazattack3711
      @shazattack3711 2 года назад +17

      Same as black cannery then.

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 года назад +5

      @@Kopie0830 what ?!😭

  • @mads-henningjensen7178
    @mads-henningjensen7178 3 года назад +838

    The DC universe can be described as hot chick heaven, it’ll make you love the series even more

    • @swordfish_0219
      @swordfish_0219 3 года назад +20

      @Pandemic Special there are two versions a fat and not so likable one and a slim and likable one

    • @jaredjoseph8522
      @jaredjoseph8522 3 года назад +11

      If only we could see her take wing.

    • @sumona8632
      @sumona8632 3 года назад +10

      It makes you sound more like a simp

    • @Dunge0n
      @Dunge0n 3 года назад +11

      Raven and Starfire were all 12yr-old me needed to know God loved him.

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 года назад +2

      @@sumona8632 you don't know the meme, do you?

  • @pepepepegavillage4550
    @pepepepegavillage4550 2 года назад +2

    Batman is that one "friend" you can't let your girl meet. It's funny how they cheat and just act like it's another day. 😂😂😂

  • @anarhistanavucennalitijum3686
    @anarhistanavucennalitijum3686 Год назад

    that comic story about barbaras miscariage scared me for life, thanls a lot.

  • @garthdavis4320
    @garthdavis4320 3 года назад +2163

    Batman should’ve just married Wonder Woman.

    • @adambalogh8543
      @adambalogh8543 3 года назад +225

      Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd, it is just all what i WANT in my life to happen in the DC Universe....

    • @djcj5640
      @djcj5640 3 года назад +117

      In one of the justice league episodes he acknowledges that he wouldn’t mind dating Wonder Woman but he chooses not too because she’ll lose her powers

    • @travisdunlap4526
      @travisdunlap4526 3 года назад +73

      @@djcj5640 And the fact that one night of passion would leave bruce in traction for months :)

    • @noahbody9875
      @noahbody9875 3 года назад +22

      She was too bossy.

    • @chrismorris6633
      @chrismorris6633 3 года назад +6

      @@noahbody9875 shes an amazon

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 3 года назад +173

    Batman needs that large computer down in the Batcave so he can keep up with all of his dates and child support payments.

  • @chrisbailet8940
    @chrisbailet8940 3 года назад +2

    2:10 that's the look of a man about to use heat vision

  • @Fenrir-el4ze
    @Fenrir-el4ze 3 года назад

    At the end of the video when it says top flix I couldn’t help but see top fux which given the video 😂😂

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад

      😂 Remember the Name : Top Flix 😎🙌

  • @NightTerrorGameplays
    @NightTerrorGameplays 3 года назад +457

    Wait. Barbara Gordon was not mentioned to be pregnant in the killing joke and in the batman beyond comic she wasnt raped by a gang. I'm not sure where you got that from. She responds a disturbance in her plain clothes with a scarf over her face and beats the gang up (it's batgirl ffs) and from the resulting fight and fast movements it results in her having a miscarriage

    • @sleezy0059
      @sleezy0059 3 года назад +78

      Seriously! I knew that dcau comic wouldn’t feature a rape scene. Also why didn’t Bruce strap up. Kinda reckless if you ask me lol.

    • @NightTerrorGameplays
      @NightTerrorGameplays 3 года назад +41

      @@sleezy0059 facts. That is kinda concerning that he could imagine something like that. Or that he didnt think to fact check that before putting it in his video.

    • @sleezy0059
      @sleezy0059 3 года назад +31

      @@NightTerrorGameplays I think he was plainly misinformed. Also his list is a tad bit shotty on logistics anyways.

    • @joerogers9413
      @joerogers9413 3 года назад +4

      @@sleezy0059 It feels better bareBAT. 😏

    • @ianjbanks3528
      @ianjbanks3528 3 года назад +23

      The killing joke one isn't canon, it's just the director shipped them alot and made them fuck, that didn't happen in the comic, and it was never implied she was pregnant in the killing joke so I dunno

  • @kaidose
    @kaidose 3 года назад +230

    Just to be clear. Batgirl DID NOT GET GANG RAPED. that information is very wrong

    • @darkbrotherhood8082
      @darkbrotherhood8082 3 года назад +6

      Wait what..where was this or even thought of?

    • @kaidose
      @kaidose 3 года назад +12

      @@darkbrotherhood8082 he said at 3:45 that barabera Gordon was raped by a gang and had a miscarriage

    • @shootingreal5945
      @shootingreal5945 3 года назад +52

      @@kaidose Yeah, she foolishly went out to fight crime even though she was pregnant ( worst future mom ever) and got her ass handled to her and lost the baby .

    • @KainSpada09
      @KainSpada09 3 года назад +18

      She didn’t even get pregnant in the killing joke

    • @sim8289
      @sim8289 3 года назад +1

      @@shootingreal5945 lmaoooo

  • @lukajose5120
    @lukajose5120 3 года назад

    The list goes on and on. 😉

  • @heinrichze-france4089
    @heinrichze-france4089 3 года назад +2

    At this point I'm surprised no one called him out for all of these rather than as isolated incidents.

  • @uncannycerebro
    @uncannycerebro 3 года назад +149

    If I was Supes I wouldn't give Lois a second look after Batman.

    • @brandonrodriguez4761
      @brandonrodriguez4761 3 года назад +2

      That's because you're a child.

    • @lorddrakkon9562
      @lorddrakkon9562 3 года назад +2

      @@brandonrodriguez4761
      what do you mean.

    • @brandonrodriguez4761
      @brandonrodriguez4761 3 года назад +14

      @@lorddrakkon9562 I mean, when people mature a bit and stop living life filled with teenage hormones,they come to realize that a woman having other boyfriends before them isn't all that big of a deal.

    • @brandonrodriguez4761
      @brandonrodriguez4761 3 года назад

      @Nunya Bidness you're taking the word of a guy who very clearly never watched any of these movies/shows or read any of these comics? They weren't together you nub 🤦‍♂️

    • @brandonrodriguez4761
      @brandonrodriguez4761 3 года назад

      @Nunya Bidness what? You embarrassed now that you've realized most of what this dude said was wrong? Yeah lois and supes nearly always end up together. That's what should have tipped you off that they weren't together at this point in the show.

  • @Dyerdon
    @Dyerdon 3 года назад +223

    Them: "Batman is the most loyal-"
    Me: "You mean the guy that has contingencies to kill all of his friends and family? Who never supports any of his children when they make choices of their own, often willingly throwing them under the bus?"
    I mean, sure, Batman is a complete badass, but as a human being? He's a full on asshole.

    • @hikerrock
      @hikerrock 3 года назад +8

      The Animated Series version is not that bad

    • @gokuisbetterthanvegetalolf9066
      @gokuisbetterthanvegetalolf9066 3 года назад +6

      I disagree

    • @derrickcortes7703
      @derrickcortes7703 3 года назад +13

      he is loyal, but he can never let his guard down

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 3 года назад +6

      You won't want your best friend to put you out of your misery if you fall on the wrong side?

    • @Dyerdon
      @Dyerdon 3 года назад +13

      @@darkwhispersstories47 I mean... the whole "wrong side" thing is also open to interpretation... he's also shown to have a willingness to throw his own people under the bus. Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Commissioner Gordon, everyone, is expendable, if it helps him accomplish his mission of not killing crooks super hard, even in front of their children... just saying, Bruce Wayne is a terrible human being. Makes for great storytelling... but he's just the worst.

  • @Bighead2K1
    @Bighead2K1 2 года назад +1

    True definition of Mr. Steal Your Girl🤣🤣🤣

  • @flamesphere
    @flamesphere 2 года назад

    That Japanese proverb> Batman motto at 1:53 got me lol

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  2 года назад

      😎🔥💛

  • @Bucchigirii
    @Bucchigirii 3 года назад +23

    Batman out here taking wives and saving lives a real legend

  • @noahbody9875
    @noahbody9875 3 года назад +118

    I thought Batman was supposed to be smart? How smart is it to sleep with Superman's or Orion's girlfriends?

    • @TheSwordfish009
      @TheSwordfish009 3 года назад +64

      He's brilliant but has low-key arrogance, paranoia, jealousy, and insecurities with sense of control (fans love him so they're blinded by this side of the character).
      He tends to be antagonistic to those who are extremely powerful like Supes and Green Lantern. Sex for him is an expression of dominance. He holds himself back from Wonder Woman probably because he views her as pure and too good for him. This issue with trust is most likely what eventually gets him kicked out of the Justice League and breaks his friendship with Clark. AWESOME HIDDEN LORE!!

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello 3 года назад +36

      I mean he got away with it with absolutely no repercussions, so I'd say he's pretty smart

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 3 года назад +9

      he's still a man soooooo intellect is nothing when the dick is hard lol

    • @marblemadness8870
      @marblemadness8870 3 года назад +13

      @@lowlowseesee Speak for yourself. People that think that way are almost always simps, easily manipulated & controlled by the p.

    • @handbanana2459
      @handbanana2459 3 года назад +1

      To do it and get away with it. 200 IQ

  • @LargeFriesChocoShake
    @LargeFriesChocoShake 2 года назад +2

    3:47 she gets WHAT? Man, poor barbs can't catch a break why do writers put her through hell and back every time

  • @ZS-bg7jo
    @ZS-bg7jo 2 года назад

    Cannot unhear "Ass-Bar" for Miller's insane Batman impersonator. Thanks Linkara

  • @treystyles3760
    @treystyles3760 3 года назад +22

    "Don't leave ya girl 'round me, true playa fa real ask Alfred P. !"

  • @vicenzostella1390
    @vicenzostella1390 3 года назад +45

    He had all of these relationships, but Selina was the only one that stood by him through thick and thin.

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 2 года назад +6

      She ain't stick by shit. She's a criminal in Gotham so they always run into each other. Batman with Catwoman doesn't even make sense, they've got 0 chemistry.

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 2 года назад +1

      @@Xannyphantom905 okay

    • @gabeluke4643
      @gabeluke4643 2 года назад +3

      Smith ??? You new to dc

    • @mr.goblin6039
      @mr.goblin6039 2 года назад

      @@Xannyphantom905 What? Have you actually read the comics? Selina and Bruce have been a thing for decades. lol

    • @struggleskywalker1025
      @struggleskywalker1025 2 года назад

      Okay, Smith obviously got issues. But I will say that in recent years (1990- present) BatCat has gotten to be pretty toxic.

  • @SKBottom
    @SKBottom 2 года назад +1

    That logo at the end did not look like it said "Top Flix " 🤣

  • @christopherhadland2050
    @christopherhadland2050 2 года назад +1

    bruh when man said ripping off those fish nets i started laughing

  • @andyknightwarden9746
    @andyknightwarden9746 3 года назад +22

    No, we don't know who "turned Lois into a woman," but she was going out with Lex some time before the show and dumped him. Lex Luthor. There's no way those two didn't bang while they were involved.

  • @youpeoplearecrazy374
    @youpeoplearecrazy374 3 года назад +167

    Damn dude, you came off as creepy several times during this video.

    • @NightTerrorGameplays
      @NightTerrorGameplays 3 года назад +37

      I'm quite concerned he made up a rape scene that never happened...

    • @mephistoshel1256
      @mephistoshel1256 3 года назад +1

      @@NightTerrorGameplays okay I thought it was me

    • @NightTerrorGameplays
      @NightTerrorGameplays 3 года назад +4

      @@0lucasblue0 no it wasn't. We need to stop making the internet a place of misinformation like this.

    • @NightTerrorGameplays
      @NightTerrorGameplays 3 года назад

      @@0lucasblue0 yes I do

    • @marblemadness8870
      @marblemadness8870 3 года назад

      @@0lucasblue0 What's an aloud?

  • @chrisbailet8940
    @chrisbailet8940 3 года назад +4

    Dale Gribble: it's the perfect affair! What are they gonna do? Fight batman?!

  • @nicholaslubertozzi7933
    @nicholaslubertozzi7933 2 года назад

    This should have been a Top 4

  • @dadofgfuel3581
    @dadofgfuel3581 3 года назад +21

    Batman could've easily gone for Wonder Woman. His 2 excuses were the enemy would go for her to get to him and that he shouldn't date league members. Meanwhile Wonder Woman could easily kill any 1 of his enemies and he had already dated league members before.

    • @muhammadirsyad7104
      @muhammadirsyad7104 3 года назад +2

      Bruh did you just disrespect batman enemies? Damn...should read more bout them

    • @eduardopantoja9115
      @eduardopantoja9115 3 года назад

      @@muhammadirsyad7104 No offense but as complex as they are, Wonde Women enemies would demolish barman's enemies if you don't count Batmite or Batgod.

    • @muhammadirsyad7104
      @muhammadirsyad7104 3 года назад +3

      @@eduardopantoja9115 ehh WW had a hard time against a human cheetah...and that cheetah ain't got nothing on clayface,plus most of batman enemies have higher iq than WW bruh even a clown from gotham did become a God diana can't kill them easily because batsy villains has too many surprises and that's it

    • @ThyBait
      @ThyBait 3 года назад

      @@eduardopantoja9115 the Batman that laughs is literally joker plan for Batman and your telling em that you don’t think the guy who was able to create the Batman that laughs wouldn’t beat a demigod

  • @privatesnapper2571
    @privatesnapper2571 3 года назад +88

    What's your power:
    Batman: I'm rich
    and chicks certainly digs it

  • @Nope_handlesaretrash
    @Nope_handlesaretrash 2 года назад +4

    At least with Barbara, I don't recall him being THAT much older than her when she comes around. He started the whole batman deal pretty early in his life. Depends on the iteration I guess.

  • @assordante2205
    @assordante2205 2 года назад

    Wasn't expecting to see this list when I woke up today, but I guess here we are.

  • @aweflix5720
    @aweflix5720 3 года назад +57

    We need more videos man. These are awesome.

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +2

      Working on it!

    • @brandonrodriguez4761
      @brandonrodriguez4761 3 года назад

      @@TopFlix please don't. This clickbait is trash.

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 года назад

      Supes has his own problems. e.g. Lori Lemaris the Mermaid, Lana Lang, His lovers while under the influence of Darkseid, Poison Ivy...

  • @BIGDAWG91331
    @BIGDAWG91331 3 года назад +49

    Bat man is the man evrey....EVERY woman wants even that one villain thats turn to a cheata due to her science research

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +6

      Barbara Ann Minerva - A British archaeologist

  • @MrDeathBoss
    @MrDeathBoss 2 года назад +2

    So we find the dark knight weakness. Long legs in stockings or fishnets. Lmao. Would be nice to see a comic where he falls due this weakness

  • @williamsugden5159
    @williamsugden5159 3 года назад

    When I saw the title I was like, yes! Finally!

  • @karen8624
    @karen8624 3 года назад +114

    Though out of all of them , I think only Selina and Talia were actually canon, right...? ❓

    • @oo-xv1em
      @oo-xv1em 3 года назад +25

      selina talia zatanna wonderwoman and babs are all cannon

    • @hawk5394
      @hawk5394 3 года назад +12

      @@oo-xv1em dam Batman gets all the chicks

    • @VectorC3
      @VectorC3 3 года назад +30

      @@oo-xv1em only selina, zatanna, and talia are canon to the main continuity, others are multiverse canon (like Barbara fiasco is on the Timmverse/DCAU)

    • @oo-xv1em
      @oo-xv1em 3 года назад +3

      @@VectorC3 lmao youre right haha wrong bat facts my bad

    • @chrisanderson2204
      @chrisanderson2204 3 года назад +4

      @@VectorC3 Bruce impregnating Batgirl isn't DCAU canon, the comics are a different continuity from the TV series

  • @4uartaOnda
    @4uartaOnda 2 года назад +1

    This is what they mean when say "Batman can beat anyone" ...

  • @efeiyonu5863
    @efeiyonu5863 2 года назад +2

    1. Black Canary
    2. Bekka
    3. Lois Lane
    4. Barbara Gordon (Batgirl)
    5. Zatanna

  • @leephillips4402
    @leephillips4402 3 года назад +41

    How did the killing joke movie manage to be more gross than Frank Miller.

    • @julianhermanubis6800
      @julianhermanubis6800 3 года назад +4

      It was based on a comic written by Alan Moore, who's always grosser than Frank Miller, which is a real challenge.

    • @leephillips4402
      @leephillips4402 3 года назад +2

      @@julianhermanubis6800 don't blame Moore for that none of it was in the comic. Sexuality in Alan Moores comics is always a sight to, preferably not, behold but the fact that he has a daughter who isn't currently in therapy proves he wouldn't write that!

    • @julianhermanubis6800
      @julianhermanubis6800 3 года назад +5

      @@leephillips4402 I could write an entire catalogue of all of the weird sexual stuff in Moore's comics--everything from fetishes, to rape, to BDSM, to human-demon sex, sex with multiple partners simultaneously, etc. THE KILLING JOKE may be almost mild compared to some of Moore's wilder stuff, but he's definitely kind of a perv in his writings. There's actually a lot less sex in Frank Miller's stuff, but some people find his violence or social viewpoints provoking.

    • @leephillips4402
      @leephillips4402 3 года назад +1

      @@julianhermanubis6800 but he still wouldn't write a sex scene between Batman and Batgirl, because he understands the characters too well, also I've yet to see the restraining order his daughter filed against him.

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 3 года назад

      @@julianhermanubis6800 Yeah, even then I avoid both Miller and Moore’s works. I love Frank Miller the guy and love to hear him talk about the making of the stories (as I’m a storyteller and writer myself), but I don’t care for the content itself.

  • @Interloper322
    @Interloper322 3 года назад +26

    When you are a male who's jacked, good looking, above 6feet tall and filthy rich, all women are yours lol

    • @athenscodm1502
      @athenscodm1502 3 года назад +2

      Lex and Bruce both Match this description

    • @Lazyguy143
      @Lazyguy143 3 года назад +1

      @@athenscodm1502 I mean lex did date lois before Clark moved to metropolis

    • @athenscodm1502
      @athenscodm1502 3 года назад

      @@Lazyguy143 yes. They might have done deeds

  • @DamienDrake2940
    @DamienDrake2940 3 года назад

    The Birds of Prey song from Brave and The Bold suddenly has a lot more meaning.

  • @fallenarchangel4133
    @fallenarchangel4133 3 года назад

    Inspiring

  • @iamthepunisher47
    @iamthepunisher47 3 года назад +6

    Narrator: Batman kills in a dogfight
    Others: Batman don't kill
    Punisher: Welcome to the club, Batman.

    • @gunfiregod
      @gunfiregod 3 года назад +1

      Batman WILL kill ( if the other guys are too stupid to keep pushing their luck but he doesn't set out too )

    • @iamthepunisher47
      @iamthepunisher47 3 года назад

      @@gunfiregod And yet the joker lives and keeps pushing his luck to the limits

    • @joshheralal8758
      @joshheralal8758 2 года назад

      @@gunfiregod False. All his villains would be dead.

  • @rollotomassi4768
    @rollotomassi4768 3 года назад +11

    Was kinda hoping Barda was on the list, and they had just finished when Super and Wonder Woman walked in Barda's house.

    • @rollotomassi4768
      @rollotomassi4768 3 года назад +1

      @@user-lw5zt6ie9e I know, but Batts was inside and she answered the door in a towel. One can hope

  • @heavymusicguy8227
    @heavymusicguy8227 2 года назад

    Imma say it. Your channel logo looks like Top Fux

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  2 года назад

      Ha ha, Remember the Name 😎 Top Flix

  • @benmasclans4
    @benmasclans4 2 года назад +1

    The ladies love the dark and mysterious type with a tragic back story. Plus it doesn't hurt to be rich, muscular, and covered in scars.

  • @johnwendel702
    @johnwendel702 3 года назад +7

    One of the most loyal heroes in the DC universe... who will still plot out exactly how to kill you the most efficiently

    • @marblemadness8870
      @marblemadness8870 3 года назад

      Si vis pacem, para bellum. It has nothing to do with loyalty or betrayal.

  • @enzo991_
    @enzo991_ 3 года назад +21

    While WonderBat is the ship that I support the most for Bruce based on its chances of actually happening, Zatanna will always be the ship I truly wished it would have sailed back in the mid 2000's. Zee could've been to Bruce what Dinah is to Ollie by now had DC not decide to sink the ship in order to save BatCat. I still love WonderBat almost as much as I love Bruce/Zee so hopefully that gets the chance to shine. Bruce/Zee was actually referenced both in Tynion's Detective run in Rebirth, and very recently in Batman B/W #3.

  • @upthescovirt4927
    @upthescovirt4927 2 года назад +1

    Superman doesn’t deserve that nickname anymore we all know now who the real “Man of steal” is .

  • @OhNooJosephJoestar
    @OhNooJosephJoestar Год назад

    Batman being the symbol of justice but handing out violation like fliers

  • @alexdesoto1504
    @alexdesoto1504 3 года назад +4

    Great List.

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @alexdesoto1504
      @alexdesoto1504 3 года назад

      @@TopFlix Thank you. Say, do you think you could do a Black Canary list sometime?

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад

      Sure, I'll put it into my Bucket List for Upcoming Videos. Thank You for the Suggestion.

    • @alexdesoto1504
      @alexdesoto1504 3 года назад

      @@TopFlix Your very welcome.

  • @marvelfoxmorty5057
    @marvelfoxmorty5057 3 года назад +5

    Being batman is cool & sad at the same time

  • @johnleos1687
    @johnleos1687 Год назад +1

    Wonder Woman; "What Batman can't do, one of his toys can"! 🦇💞🐾🐾💕😮

  • @arilegall2001
    @arilegall2001 2 года назад +1

    Batman out here smashing gods. Jesus this man really built different

  • @jagossone
    @jagossone 3 года назад +8

    interesting subtitles i must say

  • @sethwatters99
    @sethwatters99 3 года назад +7

    Batman really is mr steal your girl

  • @A_Baguette_
    @A_Baguette_ 3 года назад +5

    "Basically she's cupid" smh literally an equivalent for aphrodite

  • @yellowplate4539
    @yellowplate4539 Год назад +2

    Who needs powers when you can sleep with every woman you meet.

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 3 года назад +4

    I don't care what you say Batman and Batgirl should not be a thing

  • @PlayedRex
    @PlayedRex 3 года назад +3

    Hello good vid

    • @TopFlix
      @TopFlix  3 года назад +1

      Glad you enjoyed Rex

  • @liquidlethe
    @liquidlethe 2 года назад

    I do NOT remember that thumbnail happening in young justice LOL

  • @54raynor
    @54raynor Год назад

    The best Batman moment with Zatana is when she is reading his future in BTAS. She has him pick a card, implying a romantic relationship by saying it was the Two of Hearts.
    The card? Joker.

  • @DeadmanLiving3002
    @DeadmanLiving3002 3 года назад +3

    Zacks idea of a romance between Bruce and Lois would’ve made sense then🤔🤣