Shit Silicon Valley Says

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @DavidHoffmanFilmmaker
    @DavidHoffmanFilmmaker 11 лет назад

    Being an old guy in Silicon Valley but still active, I loved this.

  • @BrodyMcCain
    @BrodyMcCain 13 лет назад

    YOU ARE A FRICKIN Genius or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality.

  • @seojuhwan
    @seojuhwan 13 лет назад

    I. LOVE. YOUR. SPEAKERS.

  • @ChisamixChan
    @ChisamixChan 13 лет назад

    This app is so elegant! I think that was my favorite part. xD

  • @Incraqt
    @Incraqt 13 лет назад

    This was amazing!!

  • @ouchyg
    @ouchyg 13 лет назад

    Lets not forget "Its going to disrupt disruption disruptively"

  • @dbfowlersf
    @dbfowlersf 12 лет назад +1

    "It's like Pandora for cats" Brilliant!

  • @lukebear105
    @lukebear105 13 лет назад

    The last one is super funny, this is my office ALL THE TIME.

  • @SteveMetcalf
    @SteveMetcalf 13 лет назад

    @Kazzoh21 Judging by the look of the codec, they probably used a Canon DSLR with some kind of fast prime lens. H.264 ftw.

  • @Bowhayz
    @Bowhayz 13 лет назад

    My dad went to Stanford and went to SV a lot and he said this is exactly how they talk.

  • @redflame126
    @redflame126 13 лет назад

    "Think of it as NetFlix for RUclips." Bravo.

  • @kristallization
    @kristallization 12 лет назад

    that apartment is SMASHING! that's my dream home.

  • @happypiano1
    @happypiano1 13 лет назад

    I just love YT for allowing "sh*t" instead of "words" or "things". Such class and dignity! I thought YT was OK, but now I realize vulgar slang rules! Maybe if I used this language in my everyday job, I would prosper and gain friends!

  • @hedgeberg
    @hedgeberg 13 лет назад

    this is brilliant...

  • @IsabellaSleeps
    @IsabellaSleeps 13 лет назад

    I live in Mountain View (Silicon Valley) and this is DEAD ON.

  • @jamalmusic
    @jamalmusic 13 лет назад

    I love the monotone voice

  • @Bobson_Dugnutt_Esq
    @Bobson_Dugnutt_Esq 13 лет назад

    2,395 people were disappointed that there is no pandora for cats.

  • @BubbaIsBeast88
    @BubbaIsBeast88 13 лет назад

    From silicon valley and my dad works on all of those chips and stuff and he always says those kind of things. So true

  • @piapiabee
    @piapiabee 12 лет назад

    "Have you seen Helvetica?" Love that doc! However, I've lived in the East Bay my whole life and doubt anyone in Silicon Valley watches documentaries.

  • @servantpinkieCAC
    @servantpinkieCAC 13 лет назад

    'Who has a party in palo alto?' SO TRUE

  • @CamillaCorona
    @CamillaCorona 13 лет назад

    Love it! I am going to tweet it.

  • @LeeWrightNow
    @LeeWrightNow 13 лет назад

    Bullseye!
    (Miss you in Boston, Kate.)

  • @Kazo313
    @Kazo313 13 лет назад

    Jesus what camera did you guys use for this?? Quality is friggin amazing! :O

  • @pantalones7
    @pantalones7 13 лет назад

    this is actually one of the funniest ones if you've ever ventured into this world; silicon valleyers and boston/ny techies don't really understand what a bubble they're in, and that IS THE POINT.

  • @jjrythem
    @jjrythem 13 лет назад

    "He dropped out of middle school to start his company."

  • @lowpowermodelife
    @lowpowermodelife 13 лет назад

    Great video!

  • @lamarjohnson19
    @lamarjohnson19 13 лет назад

    wow i did not understand anything lol but that house is like MAJOR invested!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it

  • @AlaDawod
    @AlaDawod 13 лет назад

    the most over used word in silicon valley : "He's a genius"

  • @persistence_of_vision
    @persistence_of_vision 13 лет назад

    I have seen Helvetica, but I don't have a foursquare venue for my apartment.

  • @msherwood111111
    @msherwood111111 13 лет назад

    I have such an amazing team.

  • @TheRomanceGuru
    @TheRomanceGuru 13 лет назад

    lmfao, really good on accuracy

  • @waltarrrrr
    @waltarrrrr 13 лет назад

    "I saw it on Laughing Squid..."

  • @msherwood111111
    @msherwood111111 13 лет назад

    i have such an amazing team.

  • @Bluecrush68
    @Bluecrush68 13 лет назад

    OMG! Beautiful house......

  • @antmayfield
    @antmayfield 13 лет назад

    This doesn't make sense to youtube, but oh well it's hilarious

  • @pppareawesome
    @pppareawesome 13 лет назад

    A Pandora for cats sounds very interesting.

  • @davidheadley98
    @davidheadley98 13 лет назад

    "He was 9 when he had his first exit" Freaking priceless!!

  • @unopepito06
    @unopepito06 13 лет назад

    This is my favorite.
    "He's like 14.
    He's a genius".
    That's so my sister.

  • @livelaughlove1681
    @livelaughlove1681 13 лет назад

    omg i love her house

  • @HankZaTank
    @HankZaTank 13 лет назад

    @timone1002 while "hella" is said in Silicon Valley, its more associated as a NorCal thing

  • @iamchase4life
    @iamchase4life 13 лет назад

    "think of it like, an instagram for hamburgers"

  • @DropletChelle
    @DropletChelle 12 лет назад

    This is like, soooooo funny. I'm like, totally!

  • @JJJJJJoeJ
    @JJJJJJoeJ 13 лет назад

    not even from Silicon Valley but this makes total sense!

  • @AparnaMukherjee
    @AparnaMukherjee 13 лет назад

    Things I've said verbatim:
    This app is so elegant.
    I saw it on Techcrunch.
    Do you have iPhone charger?
    How is this different from Facebook?
    I don't really get Tumblr.
    Did you see this thing on Quora about product cycles?
    I saw it on TechMeme.
    I have such an amazing team.
    I check in on Path and that sends it to FB and check me in...
    Is the Internet down?
    Do you they even have an API yet?
    Is the Internet down?

  • @Rjhoops92
    @Rjhoops92 13 лет назад

    "this app is SO ELEGANT." hahaha hilarious

  • @msvictoria0110
    @msvictoria0110 13 лет назад

    I think you forgot "Did you go trick or treating at Steve Jobs' house this year...yeah the decorations rocked"
    I'm a middle schooler that lives in Palo Alto...:)

  • @audreyandallegra
    @audreyandallegra 13 лет назад

    oops i've partied in palo alto

  • @HigBot
    @HigBot 13 лет назад

    ...and the shark has officially been jumped...

  • @audreychristine
    @audreychristine 13 лет назад

    HAHAHA you should have added, "What's your WiFi Password?"

  • @MahdiY
    @MahdiY 13 лет назад

    you have a nice speaker system.

  • @ZeBlam
    @ZeBlam 13 лет назад

    I thought the whole world was like this!
    I never realized these were Silicon Valley things O_o

  • @MacFloat
    @MacFloat 13 лет назад

    Love the PANTONE MUG .18 sec in. Bravo

  • @disputecharges
    @disputecharges 13 лет назад

    You have to be from silicon valley to understand this vid

  • @theslickmom
    @theslickmom 13 лет назад

    Love "can you just call an Uber!"

  • @Aaldarius
    @Aaldarius 13 лет назад

    It was funny and pretty true. If you send like 15 minutes around Facebook and Twitter, you'll understand majority of the video. It's just that it's easy to be oblivious to most of it.

  • @johnny24357
    @johnny24357 13 лет назад

    Please don't comment on this video if you don't live near or in silicon valley. This video only makes sense to us people in silicon valley

  • @bolverkloki
    @bolverkloki 13 лет назад

    421 people didn't finish high school.

  • @NicolasTrahan
    @NicolasTrahan 11 лет назад +2

    really funny, why all the dislikes?

  • @skaterfan93
    @skaterfan93 13 лет назад

    I've never met anyone from the Silicon Valley who speaks like this.

  • @linkboi
    @linkboi 13 лет назад

    What. We don't even say these things in Cupertino.

  • @christajournyx
    @christajournyx 13 лет назад

    Haha! Ashton invested.

  • @esurio100
    @esurio100 13 лет назад

    I'm in love

  • @fazmam
    @fazmam 13 лет назад

    Elite video

  • @tomcruising
    @tomcruising 13 лет назад

    Holy cows... he had his first exit at 9!!!!!!

  • @Onizk4
    @Onizk4 13 лет назад

    Pandora with cats? Where do I sign up.

  • @drshriv
    @drshriv 13 лет назад

    2325 have never been to the bay area....

  • @timone1002
    @timone1002 13 лет назад

    how could she forget "hella" ???

  • @rarityd
    @rarityd 13 лет назад

    "I have such an amazing team!!!" sooo bay area

  • @erratusScientia
    @erratusScientia 13 лет назад

    @waydwyl I found this raucously funny and spot on. It's a great parody of a niche bit of culture. A better title would have probably been "Shit silicon valley startup employees say". I can assure you, I've heard half of this, and the other half isn't too far from the truth.

  • @JohnnyJohn12503
    @JohnnyJohn12503 13 лет назад

    Lol at " he dropped out of middle school to start his own company

  • @boilerwamp
    @boilerwamp 13 лет назад

    Recap of #tomkat conversations? Awesome

  • @Vulcanscienceacademy
    @Vulcanscienceacademy 13 лет назад

    Very true shit being spoken in this vid. Someone nailed it.

  • @trugangsta4real
    @trugangsta4real 13 лет назад

    a lot of people aren't going to understand this.

  • @JeromeBaritone
    @JeromeBaritone 13 лет назад

    I would go to Pandora for cats... Sounds sweet.

  • @nontypicalguy
    @nontypicalguy 13 лет назад

    @sealyboy1844 - 2,219 people live in Silicon Valley, or they don't have cats.

  • @DebuggerTube
    @DebuggerTube 13 лет назад

    kate .. u nailed it girl:-)

  • @hdicato
    @hdicato 13 лет назад

    I live in Silicon Valley and I don't know what the hell she's saying. No wonder I can't find anything fun like a demolition derby around here.

  • @nguyenfatman
    @nguyenfatman 13 лет назад

    i have lived here foe 20 some years and yet to say or hea

  • @RavikiranR
    @RavikiranR 13 лет назад

    Like the whole chain from path :)

  • @elitestar
    @elitestar 13 лет назад

    this is nothing like the silicon valley. we dont all just talk about social networking shit

  • @PKMousie
    @PKMousie 13 лет назад

    Spot on!

  • @3Deity
    @3Deity 13 лет назад

    No different to Shoreditch in London - Airheads!

  • @karliiiie
    @karliiiie 13 лет назад

    Haha this was really funny! Favorited!

  • @mic5228
    @mic5228 13 лет назад

    born and raised in san jose, this is weird.

  • @SharksSJ408
    @SharksSJ408 13 лет назад

    Yeah, I'm ashamed to say but this is pretty much how we talk...

  • @MarkZabala
    @MarkZabala 13 лет назад

    Why this has so many dislikes. This is hilarious!

  • @mattV211
    @mattV211 13 лет назад

    holy shit this is hilarious, but anyone whos not from the valley isnt gonna understand it haha

  • @ShaunMilesTV
    @ShaunMilesTV 13 лет назад

    Its weird that i don't recognize any of these....yet i live in the valley.....Weird...

  • @KajoCFC
    @KajoCFC 13 лет назад

    nice house and that's it.

  • @Dystopiansscreenname
    @Dystopiansscreenname 13 лет назад

    "Who has a party in Palo Alto?" Bwahahahahaha! Only people from the SF Bay would find this funny.

  • @tippmannperson
    @tippmannperson 13 лет назад

    @timone1002 shes blonde

  • @miatornel
    @miatornel 13 лет назад

    I like it, but I live in silicon valley an have never heard any of this except the tumblr and iPhone Charger thing

  • @crudbudrules
    @crudbudrules 13 лет назад

    I liked it!

  • @TalesOfIsolation
    @TalesOfIsolation 13 лет назад

    who the hell is she talkin too?? geez, like really, this is what is "the most viewed today"?? come on down to my channel and see if you can handle the craziest Zombie claymation ever among other wild claymation art pieces ive done.....all the work I put into my vids and I dont even catch 1000 views and this girl talking to the air gains a million??? i just dont get it....
    -mr.oz

  • @AndyR0b
    @AndyR0b 13 лет назад

    this is more brooklyn, ny

  • @rosettalee27
    @rosettalee27 13 лет назад

    I honestly don't get this... But oh well. I'm just some random girl from Kansas. We're pretty much always behind on tech, fashion, everything.

  • @BrianTheDon925
    @BrianTheDon925 13 лет назад

    im from the silicon valley, san ramon to be exact, and i do not get this at all can someone please fill me in lol. i sorta get the iphone jokes cuz apple is from the bay but not much else haha. and im suprised u didnt say "hella"

  • @TheJaleDale
    @TheJaleDale 13 лет назад

    i'm so high rite now, wtf is this...

  • @vAsTroxell
    @vAsTroxell 13 лет назад

    ROFLMAO yo stoned and watching this is SO FUNNY!!!! shit son lolololololol

  • @oliilai
    @oliilai 13 лет назад

    ok i understand silicon valley is all about "tech" firms, but do people there really "talk" like that?