Am I the only one who talks to himself? “This was supposed to fix it” “Compile faster!” “You should swap the bools and see if it will work” “yeah you’re right” Or I think I’ve lost it lmao
I agree I was just waiting for one of them to either do the typical programmer (lean back and just stare at your screen) and finish it with a fuck or what the fuck
@@TheYahmez Save your whole program as a variable, Then end your code with If *var* ≠ "" then set threat="printf You can live" else set threat="sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /" end && threat That way the code will have no choice but to run out pf fear od being deleted from existence.
This is spooky, this is exactly what it is like going into the programmers corner at work, everyone sits staring at their monitors with headsets on. Actually making contact with them is a challenge in itself :D
This is why I'm accepting only remote offers since the past year, as I found out how awkward and inefficient was for me to occupy a place I didn't really need to + the daily cost of traveling counts a lot. It's a win-win for everyone.
Working with programmers for about 30 years, they say more than that! My favorites are: 1. "It's the Hardware's fault". 2. "No, no, it's SIMPLE, all that's need is to write a routine where gravity pulls UP instead of down!" 3. "Well, they are WRONG! Go back to the USB consortium and tell them to change the spec. to work with our software!"
@@BobrLovr Not the shitty ones only. I'm a master programmer, don't mind me bragging. And usually I expect sh*t to work, but instead have to rewrite or fix the code multiple times before a feature starts working properly. And don't get me started on the bugs you miss because you can only test so much alone.
one inaccuracy: when the code finally runs exactly as intended, the programmer jumps up and waves his hands as if he scored a goal in front of 10,000 people. Edit: or her hands
Literally real monkey hours when you finally get it to work. After finishing a deployment of a laravel 5 app which I had to upgrade all the way to 8 with nginx on centos, I just accidentally had a little “hoo” come out to which the guy the call with me responded with “HOO HOO”.
I started writing code for fun when I was 10. By the time I got my engineering degree and started writing code for a living, I was competent enough that getting the code to work was no longer a cause to celebrate like I won the World Cup. If I encounter a particularly difficult piece of code, when I finally get it to work, I sigh with relief, commit my changes, and log off and go outside for a while. No "monkey hours".
What I'm thinking while I program: - "What was I doing here? Oh, that's right.... can I make the code any better? Eh, that's fine." - "I had too much caffeine. I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. Hopefully, it doesn't hit before I finish refactoring."
I just watched a bunch of different "shit say" videos, and as I searched for programmers, I thought it would be funny if someone made one where the programmers said absolutely nothing. This was the first video I found...
chaoticpix93 what program you use to compile? never seen any that compiles after pressing enter, it woud be really boring compiling after all the enters...
I saw thinking in my head as I got to the end of the video: man, it'd be great if he said fuck. And then he did. I can vouch that this video is 100% accurate.
I've started to talk to myself a bit more now, it really helps me think so much better it's kinda weird... BUT it works so I'll just carry on doing it I guess lmao
i don't know if you work the same way as me, guys, but i need to speak things to myself louder when i code. I find incredible the fact that everyone codes while being quiet.
I was like, "wait, you mean programmers don't say anything? Odd video" and then burst out laughing in the last couple seconds, the accuracy is on point
@RomaxStudios -- First of all, most programmers work in the Real World, where our bosses like to see us working in our static locations. But even so, I'll wager most programmers would happily stay put if it meant they can be more productive with a LOT more screen space.
@Adzerk Blinking is an important part of using a screen for many hours. If you don't blink regularly, you get eye strain much more quickly and have to stop looking at screens. This is the worst.
100% accurate. It's funny because it doesn't need to be exaggerated even a little bit for comedic effect. On a related note, this is why managers pester programmers for status reports. There is absolutely nothing about the normal activities of a programmer's job that gives their manager any insight whatsoever into what the programmer is actually doing, what obstacles they're encountering, what resources the manager might be able to give them to help, etc.
I'm still a beginner self taught programmer but when i run my code and didn't work i don't do that, instead i'll fix it and when it works i started to dance, scream and shout.
- We no longer needed this feature you're working on for days - Your question is marked as duplicate - Merge conflict - Could not reproduce - There's a jquery plugin for that - and when you see "NaN" on your frontend
any programming task that involves more then one file with simple functions needs a multi-screen setup; not to mention a desktop pc if testing even the smallest change means more then 10 seconds of compiling or a restart of the server application
What you say is true for certain applications and specialized subfields, but Macs are not innately less convenient or compatible. For instance, if you want to write code *for* OSX, it goes without saying that you may as well do it *on* OSX. Web-based coding and development can also be done on OSX just as easily, as all of the same tools (or very close analogues) are available on OSX, Linux and Windows (since all are current and web-capable).
I know what you mean, I've been in the market for a 13-14" notebook for a while and have been tempted by macbooks, thinkpads and various other notebook/ultrabook manufacturers, I want to give OSX a try but I think Windows will always be the main OS of my desktop because of my huge game collection.
LOL. This is totally our Dev Dept., except we all have at least two 21' inch widescreen monitors on our desk and some are hella messy with comps every where.
thank god for the lit up keys. how on earth would they know what they were typing without that pointless light, in battery mode too, god forbid we save some
Am I the only one who talks to himself? “This was supposed to fix it” “Compile faster!” “You should swap the bools and see if it will work” “yeah you’re right”
Or I think I’ve lost it lmao
i say stuff people usually write comments for, like "this loop does this and then i just add this variable ect."
Speaking out loud helps me a lot
I talk to the program lol. Like for example I’ll be now what’s wrong with you let me take a look
@@radar_raps That’s another level hahah
You're literally speaking to a machine when you're coding... if you think you lost it well then think twice haha.
As a programmer, I can attest to the accuracy.
+John Evans teach me how
I agree I was just waiting for one of them to either do the typical programmer (lean back and just stare at your screen) and finish it with a fuck or what the fuck
gillfoyle??
@@ajiteshmishra his brother
0:25 - That one really got me.
Probably the best advice I've ever received.
Throughout the entire video I thought "Why is no one cursing? This isn't like how I work at all." Then it came and I laughed.
Wait for it....waaaaiiiiit for it!
There we go.
Omg me too😂😂
The accuracy. I was reading this and then I heard the guy curse at the end. Perfect timing reading this comment 😂😂😂
@@ArgentLeftovers right as I clicked show more and saw "there we go" it happened😂😂😂
this, exactly this
My French programmer colleague in a Berlin startup only said one word during my entire traineeship duration: “Oh, putain”
The only word in the French language that is useful in EVERY context
2012 huh
still pretty good from a 2021 perspective
same here, guess you and I are the only recent ones here
@@aaronbaraiya3692 what about me
Me too
I swear
Bro what y'all talking about
Boss: "What are you doing?"
Programmer: "It's compiling."
Boss: "Sir, but you're writing python..."
Programmer: well uh um......
"it's interpreting...?"
"Why don't you interpret this contract termination?"
you know what is bothering me most ?
- the fact they they all use trackpad instead of mice....
I second this
Each to their own I suppose.
The fact that you said "mice" is what bothers me.
As a rule of thumb, the utility of a mouse decreases as a function of programmer's skill.
As far as I'm aware programming consists of typing code, the mouse has nothing to do with programming.
Pro tip, Always leave a hanging else statement at the end as a threat to the compiler.
XD
..or else!
@@TheYahmez Save your whole program as a variable, Then end your code with
If *var* ≠ "" then
set threat="printf You can live"
else
set threat="sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /"
end && threat
That way the code will have no choice but to run out pf fear od being deleted from existence.
This is spooky, this is exactly what it is like going into the programmers corner at work, everyone sits staring at their monitors with headsets on. Actually making contact with them is a challenge in itself :D
Headset on means "Don't disturb". They are not the problem...
This is why I'm accepting only remote offers since the past year, as I found out how awkward and inefficient was for me to occupy a place I didn't really need to + the daily cost of traveling counts a lot. It's a win-win for everyone.
means dont interact with us lol
Yo dawg its been 9 years, how's life?
Did you guys just reply to a 9 year old comment
Recommended 9 years later and yet still very much applicable today.
Working with programmers for about 30 years, they say more than that! My favorites are:
1. "It's the Hardware's fault".
2. "No, no, it's SIMPLE, all that's need is to write a routine where gravity pulls UP instead of down!"
3. "Well, they are WRONG! Go back to the USB consortium and tell them to change the spec. to work with our software!"
Do you still work with programmers👀
These are sarcastic retorts, they translate to 'leave me alone', if you trigger a programmer, you lose at least a day's productivity.
The issue is not happening on my machine :O !
4. It working on my computer
5. This fucking QA
This is what hardworking programmers are like. Sometimes I'll just add a few lines of code and hit the compile button so I can take a break.
as a junior, I can only say that it's almost true because I say this every 2 minutes because 9 times out of 10 I don't know wtf I am doing
ahahha
that hair is fabulous
Every programmer - "This should work"
The shit ones maybe, the ones who just start slapping shit into the ide
@@BobrLovr Not the shitty ones only. I'm a master programmer, don't mind me bragging. And usually I expect sh*t to work, but instead have to rewrite or fix the code multiple times before a feature starts working properly. And don't get me started on the bugs you miss because you can only test so much alone.
one inaccuracy: when the code finally runs exactly as intended, the programmer jumps up and waves his hands as if he scored a goal in front of 10,000 people.
Edit: or her hands
Literally real monkey hours when you finally get it to work. After finishing a deployment of a laravel 5 app which I had to upgrade all the way to 8 with nginx on centos, I just accidentally had a little “hoo” come out to which the guy the call with me responded with “HOO HOO”.
I started writing code for fun when I was 10. By the time I got my engineering degree and started writing code for a living, I was competent enough that getting the code to work was no longer a cause to celebrate like I won the World Cup. If I encounter a particularly difficult piece of code, when I finally get it to work, I sigh with relief, commit my changes, and log off and go outside for a while. No "monkey hours".
What I'm thinking while I program:
- "What was I doing here? Oh, that's right.... can I make the code any better? Eh, that's fine."
- "I had too much caffeine. I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. Hopefully, it doesn't hit before I finish refactoring."
This video makes more sense than semicolons;
I hope you don't say that as a JS developer
@@TongaRoots LOL
This comment was valid until Python entered the chat
imagine not understanding why semicolons were needed
@@sarthakgoel7697 semicolons are legal in python
“This should work” “how is my code broken” “I’ll just check stack overflow”
I just watched a bunch of different "shit say" videos, and as I searched for programmers, I thought it would be funny if someone made one where the programmers said absolutely nothing. This was the first video I found...
Almost a decade has passed and not much has changed except the headphones and salary
I swear usually during my blocks of codes rather than just the compile but the execution was on point.
I cant process your profile picture. Is that someone hugging someone else?
@@ipoop4359 lol no it's just me dozing off on a table.
@@ipoop4359 Dude, you need some glasses. Even my 16 year old sititng-at-the-pc-starring eyes can see that there's a dude sleeping on a table, lol.
System.out.print("Fuck");
For a second after hitting enter... I expected it to compile... wtf is wrong with me?
chaoticpix93 what program you use to compile? never seen any that compiles after pressing enter, it woud be really boring compiling after all the enters...
cout
I use C++
cout
printf("FUCK");
Nah, they all had too much hair left.
This video is going to be in everyone's recommendations.
I confirm I understand every scene and every thought that goes through their heads.
Love the hacker typer at the end lol
I just started my first job as a jr software engineer and I work 8hours and literally just sitting at my table quietly doing my work
Cursing is the most universal programming language
std::cout
I saw thinking in my head as I got to the end of the video: man, it'd be great if he said fuck.
And then he did.
I can vouch that this video is 100% accurate.
I've started to talk to myself a bit more now, it really helps me think so much better it's kinda weird... BUT it works so I'll just carry on doing it I guess lmao
its actually helps , because your brain thinks that you got a company and then you feel a burden lifted off your shoulder while doing work .
How do any of them survive with only a single monitor?!?
The creativity here is so under-rated
var careers = prompt("What is your occupation?", "unemployed");
if (careers === "programmer" || "computer programmer" || "coder" || "software developer") {
alert("FUCK!");
}
Etchmill Yeah basically user input, the second parameter is the default input
+Vector Vent what language
kevindt100 javascript
+Vector Vent need quotes around unemployed and programmer... or define them
Kenta Sugimoto its part of a mock script, it was defined previously ;)
Aaaand, they're all using shit headphones
What about the breakthrough moment when you've been working on a feature for hours
Hi 9 years later
Hello 2weeks later
And 9 years later, RUclips decided to say this to us
As a statistician who works with a team of developers, I can verify this is pretty accurate
Haha I was waiting for that "Fuck!" moment.
i don't know if you work the same way as me, guys, but i need to speak things to myself louder when i code. I find incredible the fact that everyone codes while being quiet.
I was like, "wait, you mean programmers don't say anything? Odd video" and then burst out laughing in the last couple seconds, the accuracy is on point
Yanderedev be like: "I, EvaX humbly submit a toast...."
LMAO
How did I get here
"I worked on my computer" - That's a classic.
Could also use some desk tapping :) Great stuff!
Reunion after 9 years!
Can't wait for 1h version
After your work, fixing mistakes and it STILL doesn't work.
I knew there was only one way this video was going to end. Very nice. :)
@RomaxStudios -- First of all, most programmers work in the Real World, where our bosses like to see us working in our static locations. But even so, I'll wager most programmers would happily stay put if it meant they can be more productive with a LOT more screen space.
Awesome. I clicked on this while listening to music.
how can you program on a laptop - this is horrible. no screenspace, bad keyboard, bad mouse slow processor
I like the part when they say " "
actually ""
@Adzerk Blinking is an important part of using a screen for many hours. If you don't blink regularly, you get eye strain much more quickly and have to stop looking at screens. This is the worst.
100% accurate. It's funny because it doesn't need to be exaggerated even a little bit for comedic effect.
On a related note, this is why managers pester programmers for status reports. There is absolutely nothing about the normal activities of a programmer's job that gives their manager any insight whatsoever into what the programmer is actually doing, what obstacles they're encountering, what resources the manager might be able to give them to help, etc.
why is this so relatable now?
I was literally waiting for that word to pop up at the end.
Darn... it's so accurate
Rarely one of my workmate throw his own keyboard
Recommend after 9 years, and still relatable damn
Forgot the casual “whyyy?” with a fist in the air.
TRUE
Speaking as a programmer... Yeah this is.. Very, accurate.
I type print("phaaak'')
I'm still a beginner self taught programmer but when i run my code and didn't work i don't do that, instead i'll fix it and when it works i started to dance, scream and shout.
that quiet part should have been longer... and it should have been the entire video
Exactly what I expected to see
- We no longer needed this feature you're working on for days
- Your question is marked as duplicate
- Merge conflict
- Could not reproduce
- There's a jquery plugin for that
- and when you see "NaN" on your frontend
You have been blessed by the youtube gods.
That's pretty much it. Actually very accurate.
It's always three times in a row here. One's never enough.
When it runs smoothly the first time:
Impossible, i must have made a mistake somewhere, let me launch the debugger..
i use a shitty laptop to code and it cant even handle lines on a single ide it will be a black box
any programming task that involves more then one file with simple functions needs a multi-screen setup; not to mention a desktop pc if testing even the smallest change means more then 10 seconds of compiling or a restart of the server application
What if you can't afford a multi screen setup?
Everyone just working on a laptop with terrible posture... don't you guys have external screens? Ultrawide screens are amazing!
please, don't reveal the reality about programmer i will not get A girlfriend :( people think we are super smart
That's during work. Have you ever seen them (me) at a party?
We IRC at the party with eachother...
0:17 what is that computer, it's bad even for 2012
As a programmer: Awesome! and Accurate!
This video is ancient
BEST minute I've ever spent! lol
Still relevant till this day
What you say is true for certain applications and specialized subfields, but Macs are not innately less convenient or compatible. For instance, if you want to write code *for* OSX, it goes without saying that you may as well do it *on* OSX. Web-based coding and development can also be done on OSX just as easily, as all of the same tools (or very close analogues) are available on OSX, Linux and Windows (since all are current and web-capable).
I love it when people run their written code with Enter, in the movies and in here. Their code is automaticly new-lined.
My most common phrase “why doesn’t this work?!”
You are getting this recommended 9 years later :)
It sounds like someone is typing on a mechanical keyboard in the background, like a DasKeyboard with Cherry MX Blue switches or something.
It's a nine years old video and which laptops are the using? 😳😳
0:50 that guy is using a website called hackertyper, like why
That first guy, with the Bose QuietComfort phones... that's exactly like me. Wife-canceling headphones for the win!
I know what you mean, I've been in the market for a 13-14" notebook for a while and have been tempted by macbooks, thinkpads and various other notebook/ultrabook manufacturers, I want to give OSX a try but I think Windows will always be the main OS of my desktop because of my huge game collection.
I reach to a place where I said bc , from where the hell values are being set
Cool video, Philip!
I need to know what IDE/text editor the guy at 0:27 is using, and if it's Sublime, I need to know what colour scheme.
LOL. This is totally our Dev Dept., except we all have at least two 21' inch widescreen monitors on our desk and some are hella messy with comps every where.
@bcstractor You see; we stopped using dial-up quite some time ago.
Usually I'm just talking to myself trying to explain why the hell it is working although the code makes no sense at all.
Its so funny that the only people who will truly get this is a programs them selves rarely anyone will truly comprehend what's really going on here
TRUTH
That ending got me like, though! So accurate
u forgot about the "off and it" axioms.
Dude at 00:24 listening to Max Romeo while coding! Nice and smooth!
thank god for the lit up keys. how on earth would they know what they were typing without that pointless light, in battery mode too, god forbid we save some
finaly a yt video that makes sense. This describes me
0:55 that time when there's a bug that you're afraid to fix, as you might mess with your "engine code" so to speak. So you just leave it alone :D