* standing here, i realize
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- may i offer you a humble meme in these trying times?
The music is my megalovania-d version of "It Has to be This Way" from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST
#Sans #Undertale #MetalGearRising #Revengeance #MGR
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Oh, hey there! This.. kinda blew up, didn't it? Can't say i expected that.. Hope you like it!
And while you're at it, why not check out the rest of my videos?
I mostly make Undertale/Deltarune music-related stuff, but if this got recommended to you, maybe that's up your alley?
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Decided to draw a funny as a little distraction
Should be shooting for the skies towards the big one soon enough (but i'm lazy and bad, so that's hardly a promise)
You got this, you remixes are amazing lol
here before it floods with views
Even if I do hate furries,FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Sansding here*
It's Frisk and not the Chara
Making the mother of all genocide runs here, Jack.
Can't fret over every hit.
Oh fuck, this is Senator Armstrong
@@metafoxer Don't you mean
Sansator armstrong?
@@Mr-rr5qw allow me to show you the nearest exit
Yo armstrong
Not when you're purging the monsters, right?
"Why won't you die?!"
"Dodging son, unlike the others, I try to avoid physical trauma. You can't hurt me, human."
*Sans is sparing you*
*Attack anyway, missing again*
"What did I just say?"
Lol
"I'll spare your world from pointless killings Chara" *spare
@@zanwrightmfwr756
Chara: *Attacks*
Sans: *AM MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES CHARA, CANT FRET OVER EVERY MISS*
@@ordinaryfellow2567 CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY TIMELINE!
Sans would probably say something like that
@@jugglenaut1955 GIVING THE MOTHER OF ALL MERCY, CHARA. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY TIMELINE!
The strongest human vs the weakest monster
The only time i'll like this joke...
Fr
In context, this is the best joke ever
Yes, actually
No no they got a point
Chara: “WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!”
Sans: “DETERMINATION, son!”
DANG
That's funny cause sans "determination" is from Chara. How else was gaster supposed to experiment when no another determination soul other than Chara's fell into the underground. Lmao it's ironic that what's keeping sans "alive" is charas determination.
@@CatherineAvila-ce3bw Monsters melt whenever they have determination so no, that theory about him having determination from Chara isn't true
Yes monsters melt when they use Determination but if a monster doesn't have a soul like Flowey, then they can absorb the Determination soul and they cant melt.
And I belive that it depends on how powerful a monster is, so if a monster were really powerful then they can absorb the soul without any side effects.
More like: "Dying is gay son!"
Frisk: "Why won't you die?!"
Sans: "KARMA, son. It hardens in response to how many you've killed"
Son?
@@darksland5569 It's like an uncle saying son to anyone who is younger then them.
I think Level of Violence is more appropriate here.
@@darksland5569 *Nanomachine, son!*
@@darksland5569 *sans befriended ur mom
If Sans went to the gym according to the fans:
But...he's just bones
@@stringentstorm5990 I genuinely can't remember where I saw it but there was a comic dub where the skelly bros and undyne were off duty and when papyrus put on a t-shirt he was jacked and undyne just had a expression of just shock and confusion on her face
@@stringentstorm5990 sans drank a gallon of milk
@@cameronballz6154 Calcium power
Don’t search buff sans
Worst mistake of my life
“Nice special attack Sans, how’d you learn it”
“I made it the fuck up”
"And as we all know taking human souls is completely justified because our King adopted a human child once....
Before you fucking killed him!"
Plot machines, son
This comment and replies have me weakkk 💀💀😭😭
@@betteroywoth2445 they activate in response to plot holes.
@@marieltost3987 you can't stab me
“WHY WONT YOU DIE!”
“Ketchup son. It hardens in response to physical trauma”
Wait that's actually funny
Lol this is underrated 😂
Ketchup actually gets softer and flows easier in response to physical trauma as it is a shear thinning fluid.
-🤓
@@thejeffbothe's moving so fast that ketchup hardens at the intensity of the speed removing all water making a hard substance 🤓
@Dembagamer That's not ketchup but ok make it red
chara = the disinfectant that kills over 99% of bacterias
sans = the 1% bacteria
Lol
Oh nahhhh xD
Chara = the hand sanitiser that kills 99.9% of bacteria
Sans = the 0.01% of bacteria left standing here that realised he was immortal
Even their health bar match your comment lol
That’s… actually incredibly accurate wtf
I love that they remembered that sans only has 1 hp so they added a ‘miss’ for every punch
Ss
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache his hp in the files is 1
@@impossiblehanley2732 Oh ok that makes sense then
@@impossiblehanley2732 pretty sure it is not, because game has mechanic, where if you can deal a certain amount of damage more from your attack than monster's current hp then you can spare them. In sans' fight it doesn't work, but if you modify your ATK to be a gigantic number, then you can spare him from the start, implying that he has gigantic health in files
Pretty sure it doesn't work with other bosses(didn't test), but maybe that's because sans is the only boss in genocide that you can spare
"How... How are you so powerful?"
'Every time you reloaded a save... I did one pushup.'
@georgethehero12 nice
Speedrunners
"Jesus Christ..."
every 100000000 reloads you mean
DANG JE IS WAY OUT OF OUR League
"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL KETCHUP CHARA, CAN FRET OVER EVERY TOMATO"
-Sans armstrong
Fuck that’s good
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL PUNS CHARA, CANT FRET OVER EVERY JOKE
@@LeoneYamada that’s also fucking good
fr to be honest xd
That's gold
My favorite part is actually the acknowledgement of the yellow in his glowing eye. So many animations just act like the blue is the only thing present so seeing the yellow is cathartic.
If you look closer, the color is changing non stop for blue then yellow, which makes it accurate when sans actually was at the end of his final attack. Thats where the glowing eye color was switching so fast between yellow and blue, but many people draw it blue
Yes, the Yellow Eye Is underrated, It looks pretty badass
and also not on fire, which the fandom has decided it is.
I think that the yellow eye is underrated but I do prefer when he only has a blue eye even though I think the yellow eye is cool too
@@micahlehrke9 let’s be honest tho, the eye on fire looks pretty cool. But people should still use the yellow eye more.
"I'm making the mother of all Puns here, Chara! Can't fret over every joke!"
Not when you're purging the punchline, right?
@@jetpilot3423 What do you know about the punchline? You don't know how it feels to joke, and laugh, just to make people happy!
@@memelescream4796 “but you did make people happy! Through dedication to the bit, following your own rule of three! With your own funny bone, you took back your humor!”
@@terrytaylor7036 "and now, I'll take yours"
@@Specialshark
"Why won't you LAUGH?!"
He’s moving so fast it looks like he’s just standing there menacingly
Maybe it's the way he's dressed?
He's just standing there and realized
@@HRavenfolks they were just like him trying to make history
@@Ro9300 he was wondering who's going to judge the right or wrong
@@natsneel1608 he realised that in the end it will be this way
Chara: Why won't you die
SANS: Dodging kid. Dodging my responsibility its what making my dodging skill good
*Is it possible to learn this power?*
@@Officially_Unofficial-1Not from a human
Now THIS is art...
T
R
U
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"I do need humans. Their souls. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every monster in the underground will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTion, not FIGHTing. Ruled by MERCY, not LOVE. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where kindness and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every monster is free to think -- to ACT -- for himself! Damn all these barrier-sealing humans and falling children. Damn this 24/7 Undernet spew of trivia and MTT bullshit. Damn "Determination". Damn the media! Damn all of it! Mt. Ebott is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to free ourselves from the prison. Get the human souls by force. BURN THE BARRIER DOWN! And from the ashes, a new home will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The prison will be just a memory, and the monsters will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make the world GREAT AGAIN!"
"...What the hell are you talking about?"
"You still don't get it. I'm killing to get souls and break the barrier... so I can end killing and free my people! In my new kingdom, monsters won't kill or be killed! Every man will be free to live in peace!"
dude that was so badass to read my lord sans is a true chad man
I don't normally say this,but this is an underrated comment
fucking genius
*So what did you think?
"How the Hell did you get the Monsters to trust you."
*Well, I don't care for humanity, and neither do they.
*You should try being DETERMINED for something you believe in sometime, Human.
*Not for LOVE, not for MERCY or Humanity or Monsterkind or anyone else...
"Maybe I was wrong about you..."
"I thought you were vengeful..."
*Am I finally getting through?
(The Human is helped up)
*I'll rid this world of pointless suffering,
(They both shake hands)
"I was wrong..."
"You're not vengeful...
YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!"
♥️FIGHT
'MISS'
*Making the mother of all utopias here, human. Can't fret over every soul.
"Not when you're slaughtering children, right?"
"What do you know about Humanity?"
"You weren't born human, you don't know what it's like to Run, Steal or Kill just to survive in the underground!"
*But you did survive, through sheer DETERMINATION, by following your own set of rules. With your own two hands, you took back your soul!
"And now, I'll put yours out of its suffering."
Wow /(ò.ó)┛彡
"Why won't you die!"
"Determination son, it quickens in response to danger, you can't hit me chara"
And alternatively,
Sans, "Nice knife"
Chara, "Oh, thanks, got it myself"
500th like lmao
Determination son 😭😂
Hahaha😊
“Don’t fuck with this skeleton!”
dunkage ensues
Played college ball, you know.
@@outspade Could've gone pro if it wasn't for my HP.
When the boss is on 1 HP and out of nowhere, your hero misses every hit
Facts
This one time l was fighting a boss he was at 1 hp my was missing every hit and got cooked plus l was at full health
Literaly every metal slime in every dragon quest.
Pokémon.
I love how Sans isn’t even moving, implying that Chara is just really bad at hitting their stabs. If that’s the case, I’m now imagining that the only reason they were able to get this far into the Genocide run was because all the monsters saw how hard Chara was trying to kill them, and let Chara kill them out of pity.
Reminds me of nabstablook
Nah, he’s just dodging faster than the eye can see.
Hes just a seedrunner, and missing is the fastest way to hit, to proceed to the next attack
xd that explains why they laugh
Nah its only because its frisk in charas cloths
LOOK OUT, HE'S DODGING YOUR ATTACKS EVEN WITHOUT MOVING! HE ACHIVED...THE UTLRA INSTINCT OF HIS MOVESETS!
*High frequency stance*
@@dirtydan9785 i think you mean:
High Frequency Sans
@@P4R53C5 BA DUM PEN
High Frequency -> Overheating -> burned CPU
@@P4R53C5 ahahahahahahahhahahah, No.
Ok but imagine how terrifying Sans would be if he had that muscle
finally. sans can have 2 HP.
If he had a nervous system and skin, he'd be a human.
@@micahlehrke9 don't forget the organs (and the gut bacteria)
@@hahafunnyname true
=)
Chara: * Why won't you DIE?!
Sans: * literally just dodging, kiddo. i'm the only monster in the entire underground that ever thought of it.
Standing here I realize
You’re nothing like me, erasing history
But I will judge, the right from wrong
When your healthbar’s down I think we’ll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end, things will reset this way
You are a fucking genius
Ive carved my own path
You followed your wrath
(No changes here cause this is suprisingly accurate)
And we are not the same,
The world has turned, so many have burned
And you are to blame
And staring across this barren wasted land
No more life will be born beneath the blood-stained sand!
Beneath the blood stained-sand!
Underrated af ngl
Genius comment
Sir, you have earned my like.
You know, San's body with the shape of armstrong actually revealed something to me:
What if Sans isn't actually dodging, but we keep missing because he's a skeleton? Like because he's wearing those clothes, we can't even hit him because we can't see where the bones actually are.
huh, never thought of it that way
Dude you're making me see the underground a different way
Oh shit
Papyrus...
iirc he actually dodges the attack, but your version is way cooler
Epic.
I cant say anything else.
0:07 every anime show be like:
Sans is moving so fast that you cannot see him dodge astounding
It's his afterimagine
Either that or Chara's aim is so bad they can't hit a non-moving target literally 3 inches away
@@TheCool_Guy23 That sounds funnier and makes Chara sound like a lethal joke character.
@@TheCool_Guy23 It's literally a joke, but should have Frisk instead of Chara, that'd be actually funny
But this makes no sans
@@TheCool_Guy23
That means Frisk Could've just step 3-4 inches away from Chara's slash during the Genocide Ending Cutscene.
-"y'know i'm starting to have a change of souL-"
-"Yeah I can tell."
-"that's why you're the best Chara, you always wore my soul on your sleeve"
-"I swear to god if you make another shitty pun I will-"
-"if you kill me, you'll be free, free to follow your soul"
-"Ok that's it buddy"
*smashes soul in hand*
@@thatoneguy487 Sans is Ness confi4med?!!11!!
@@thatoneguy487 Asgore: Tori can we please stop watching obituaries?
Toriel: You'll be on there next if you don't *shut the fuck up.*
*Ring ring*
Asgore: Oh shit my flowers!
Papyrus: Good news Asgore we've got a new job opening for you!
Asgore: Aah, that's great Pap!
Papyrus: Yeeah anyways, it's for a child murderer.
Asgore: Child murderer? Isn't that Kris?
Papyrus: Oh yes Kris, haha....
Uh, well, um, Undyne and the rest of the police might be after him after that accidental manslaughter...
*Cue Kris surrounded by Undyne and other police members.*
*Kris makes a smirk, and behind him, you can see Frisk and Chara grinning and putting both of their hands on Kris shoulders.*
*Kris: Accident Papy? Haha, I did that shit on purpose!*
Love this. Fucking ART
As a fan of both Max0r and undertale, this is golden
I mean I think it would be more accurate with Undyne, since she can take quite the beating lol
"Determination, kid! It hardens dust in response to emotional trauma."
Nope, that one flying pillow can take more
@@airam1721 I mean you technically aren't hitting him tho
Jerry.
@@micahlehrke9 he is gentle to say yes
Chara:"WHY WONT YOU DIE?!!!"
Sans:"DYING IS GAY, SON"
This is how using the Tough Glove in this fight feels like
I just used the frying pan because you get healing from it.
Haha empty gun go brrrr
( R E A L K N I F E)
@@gasterthemaster6490 stick
Soulshatters.
you know, the fact that sans was able to get a muscular body while not even having muscles is proof that everything is possible
He's just BIG BONED
@@lewiscameron5761 yeah go back and finish south park
@@lewiscameron5761 wrong platform mate
NANOMACHINES, SON!
he uses that weird ectobiology power people draw him with
"standing here, I realize, you are really don't like me, you killed everyone"
"Levels of violence brings bad times"
Time for me to judge, the right from wrong
@@fabioalcantara305 damn, we can make whole new song out of this... If anyone sees this, continue on!
@@bloodmourn6033 and now, this become an music studio, very good
"When your guard is down i will blast you"
Chara: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!
Sans: Nanomachines kiddo, they harden in response to physical trauma.
AW YEAH! STRENGH OF SANS! (Sadly its sans, not Temmie...)
Or undyne
Yes
Very sad fact
@@Carrapato_RJ no she isn't
Why is it sad, it sticks to the undertale lore
"He's done it"
"He has finally achived it!"
"What an amazing guy!"
I tried to do the barrage of punches, and i gotta say, my arms feel 50% more anime than they used to be.
*quiet ora ora and Muda Muda in the corner*
Me but i sing it has to this way while punching my bad friend ;-;
@@trung6021 same bro, same
Heck do you mean "my arms feel more anime"
i'm scared to ask what you mean by "50% more anime"
has the animepocalypse begun
oh no
Chara: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?"
Sans: "calcium, kiddo."
good one
they harden the bones in response to every time they break
I'm glad that Revengence is getting the recognition it deserves
What?
do u not know how long it has been
Where is the full version of this.
Trying to find 8 bit version of it has to be this way / blood stained sand.
But. Every other 8 bit version has no goods vocals.
*Armstrong is getting his well deserved president run*
I just want Asriel as raiden it’s literally perfect they are both edgy badasses, hyperdeath at least is raiden, but both had twisted childhoods.
every roleplayer when they say *dodges*
Sometimes I do this, and man, very boring
even sans himself commented
This is Over 100% accurate lmao
@@aizuu1 Thats a roleplayer bruh
*Dodges*
Sans could be one of the strongest monsters in the underground if he worked on his health.
His attacks are rapid but all do chip damage (and that works for him)
He learned to dodge instead of just standing there.
All he needs is a bit more health to fall back on in really bad situations.
Facts.(No cap.)
Imagine if he infinite hp
That wouldn't matter, really. We deal 999999 damage, so he wouldn't have survived it anyway
Don’t forget that he’d still be a pain to fight without KR because his attacks don’t allow I-frames
@@rogerthecrab7677 yea *1* defense
"How Are You Still Standing?"
"That's The Power Of MILK son!"
Y’all realize this is sans dodging so fast we think he’s standing still, amazing.
yes
Except Armstrong is still somehow more merciful.
They both give you a moment to make peace, but Sans does it with intent of killing you while your guard is down. The Senator seemed genuinely delighted when Raiden made it seem like he was joining him.
Well after killing the intire underground and his brother it makes sense sans is gonna actualy spare you although he does only kill you for you to go back and restart so that you stop this genocide run he knows that you cant restart while fighting
I mean, he doesn't lie about killing you. He even says it'll make his job easier.
You can't reset in fight , so he kills you.
“If we’re really friends, you won’t come back.” -Sans immediately after killing you.
okay so i did a genocide route not too long ago and i was messed up the whole way through. i didnt think it would get to me that bad but it did. and i hadnt seen that part of this fight before. so i saw it. and man i just broke. i took the opportunity and when he dunked on me it finally broke me. i refuse to go back. he won.
I Am Inevitable, kiddo.
Yo no way is that the thanos the sands from hit game undertaker???!?(1221?!?
O k
They're portrayed as adults
And there should be Frisk
and i am the genocide kiddo *slap
@@x_event_ You are not
X-Chara never did a genocide run
Cross did though 🤣
When you use the Tough Gloves instead of the Knife.
"HOW ARE YOU DODGING SO FAST!"
"Plot Armour, Son, it quickens in response to genocidal toddlers."
EDIT : Thanks for the likes, guys! its my record! :D
HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET!?
Sleeping son it increases my hp in response of physical trauma
I don't get it.
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 in Undertale when you sleep a couple of times your hp gets raised above it's max I think
@@MercediusMacimus I guarantee that sleeping does not increase your health.
Also I don't think sans has plot armor, cause in the end, he dies either way. I don't think him being able to last long against us has any convinience to the plot. He's just there to make the run more difficult and to die to our prowess.
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 oh ok sorry
*standing here
*I realize
*You're just like me, trying to make history
*But whose to judge
*The right from wrong
*When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree
*That violence breeds violence
*But in the end, it has to be this way
*I've carved my own path
*you've followed your wrath
*but maybe we're both the same
*the world has turned
*so many have burned
*but nobody is to blame
*staring across this barren wasted land
*I feel new life will be born
*beneath the blood stained sand
*beneath the blood stained sand!
Ah come on sans no need to be so thicked skulled about it after all their just trying to get likes. But eh in the end I’m just ribbing ya I couldn’t really put more backbone into these puns because sooner or later they won’t be humerus
Maybe I was wrong about you…
-Am i finally getting through?
-I'll rid the underground of pointless murders, kiddo.
*Sans is sparing you*
I was wrong
You're not lazy… YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!!
*Fight*
*Miss*
Welp it was worth a shot, guess you like doing it the hard way, huh?
Making the mother of all human souls, Chara! Can't fret over every child!
@@RandomNon This one is for Asgore to Toriel at some point i guess.
chara:"WHY WON'T YOU DIE"
sans:"teleportation son, it activates in response to physical trauma"
He's not even dodging the attacks; he knows that the game will do it for him.
"Why won't you stop dodging!?"
"Nanocodes, son. It activates in response to certain events"
"You can't hurt me, kid!"
*attack anyway*
"What did I just say?"
Sans: "Turn back, and I will spare you."
Chara stands his ground.
Sans: "Slippery little bastard, I don't have time for this!"
their*
@@Memer9456 their*
@@miketrepanier4715 there're're's*
*OUR* *
do people really care about pronouns? didn't toby say like 7 years ago that the characters gender is irrelevant and open to self interpretation?
people will really just find any reason to get upset
"Why won't you die!?"
"dodging, kid!
i move out of the way in response to incoming attacks!
you can't hit me, pal"
I haven't been reading much recognition, and I just wanted to say adding the sans megalomania tune in the background really tied this entire thing together as well as the amazing artwork, good work
POV: You are watching Temmie play UNDERTALE in the librarby.
Librarby
@@RandomHQ433 oh yeah lemme fix that
@@debble.the.silly.
>"oh yeah lemme fix that"
>Doesn't fix
Gigachad
@@permafresh oh right, I forgot 💀
@@emiriye I forgor 💀*
I'm so happy to still be part of this fandom even after all these years. It's oh, so wonderful to be alive.
you mean undertale or MGR
@@ultimatesonic47 Yeah.
@@grimbite5625 thats what i like to see
@@ultimatesonic47 *yes*
The fandom is quite the hell but heaven in a way. Mainly bc of ships and what people do for the characters. Specially fandom chara that sucks rlly bad and don’no why would they do that or the ships between frisk and sans witch is dumb but also the Undertale AUs are cool and thats personally why im not rlly in the fandom.
I love having my love for MGR validated
"Memes, the DNA of the soul." Yes, very true
Literally the sans fight be like
Nah
It would have been frisk
@@What-uj9bm In Fandom's imagination, it's Chara vs Sans
He's dodging just enough to avoid the punches
Shirou is that you
Gachatard
@@nemesisprimethematrixdestr4534 Bone of my sword...
@@seishonagon8468 steel is my body and fire is my blood
Chara be aiming like a storm trooper tho
Yes chara have stormtrooper aim miss all the hit
@@Memelord1361 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep 🤣🤣
“Why wont you die!?”
“Dodging kid.”
the power you hold with the ability of making sprites like these is unbelievable
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who’s to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we’ll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I’ve carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we’re both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand
ok
@@aaaaaaaaaaa1346 ok
Sans:"BUT YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME AHHAHAHAAHHA"
Good job man 👍🏻
@@blackmesaenjoyerok
"he's not hacking, he's just skilled"
-the hacker's friend
Hand sanitizer:WHY WONT YOU DIE!?
The few bacterias left:nano machines son!
"Played college ball y'now?"
"At some cushy ivy league school"
"Try university of monsters, could have gone pro if i wasnt lazy, i could dodge a bullet, W I T H M Y B A R E L E G S, dont fuck with this skeleton"
@@anAlarmingAlarm just because Sans is already a skeleton doesn't mean he can't get an exoskeleton to make him faster
@@anAlarmingAlarm sorry
Notice that "Chara" has 99 HP even though in the actual game Frisk only has 92 HP when they fight Sans
Chara killed the shop keepers
@@blueleaf77 and the npc's that you can interact with
I never fought sans. What are you talking about?
@friskdrinksbrisk3242 at the sans fight u have 92 hp (on a normal run)
After killing him u have 99
@@the05thatasked52 you must have me confused with someone else.
Woulda been funnier if Sans moved from left to right on every hit. Still funny nonetheless.
He’s just moving so fast we can’t perceive it
Sans is the hardest boss in undertakes he doge all your hits like you miss but you didn’t 0:38
This is beautiful any chance we can get a complete version of the song
I present to you all *Metal Geartale Rising Acceptance* took me a whole evening to do it. If you want another version of this meme be sure to let me know in the comments as well as a like before clicking/touching the read more. Without further ado, I'll let you read peacefully.
[Charaiden runs through the staircase, not paying attention to the view. As she leaves the staircase, she sees Frisk Wolf severely damaged.]
Raiden: Frisk?! Where are they...?
[The floor starts shaking and Charaiden almost falls down, but maintains balance. A metal machine, Metal Gear CORELSUS, crawls to him from the now broken windows. Senator Nessven Sanstrong comes out of the Metal Gear cabin. He drinks a bottle of Ketchup.]
Sanstrong: Well if it isn't saucy Chara? Just a little too late, as usual.
Charaiden: Sanstrong? Impressive little toy you've got there. But your experiment ends here.
Sanstrong: (laughs) Idiot. You're not ending our experiment, you're expanding it. Checked the Internet lately?
Charaiden: Pfft.
Lucas (via codec): Chara! The True Lab is emptyrthey must be turning back to the Surface or hiding deep in the Underground!
Charaiden: What? How'd they know?!
Lucas (via codec): Someone posted photos of what's happeningtherer. The whole world is up in arms!
Charaiden: Show me!
[She opens around 30 tabs in his preinstalled browser - MTT News “Humans Bombard Hotland Airbase”, Temmie uwaa website “Over 40 Monsters presumed dead in Human terror strike”, UnderNet “Asgore Assassination Attempt in New Home”.]
Charaiden: How did they...? The story leaked early...? Then Andonuts' plan is ruined.
Lucas (via codec): The hell it is! Look what they're saying! The story just went live and already they are calling for dust!
[There are shown very authoritative comments under the news, which have so much influence on politics.]
4NuB1S-DC: WAKE UP! The Human government is HARBORING these terrorists!! (492 likes, 3 dislikes)
BG_MAD-TORGO-X: HEY, ALPHYS! THAT HUMAN NEEDS A BOOT UP THEIR ASS!!!1 (7483 likes, 52 dislikes)
Unknown user: The Surface is part of the AXIS OF EVIL!
Charaiden: But the Queen was saved…?
Sanstrong: And yet Monster blood was spilled.
Charaiden: By Monsters! Besides, a few dozen soldiers is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over.
Sanstrong: That's just the spark, son. The excuse we've been waiting for. The Underground wanted this war for years. The Dreemurs -- they knew war was good for the economy. Four years later their legacy lingers on...
Charaiden: The memes...
Sanstrong: They left us their great "ism"s! Nationalism! Unilateralism! Materialism! Welcome maxims for these with no faith -- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself -- you're a Monster! You're number one! Then the only value left is gold value -- the timeline. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even war. Especially war.
Charaiden: Bullshit.
Sanstrong: The Dreemurs planted the seed -- we don't need them around to filter and foster their memes any longer. We're spreading them just fine ourselves. Every Monster man, woman and child... We're all sons of the Dreemurs now! We just need something to jump start the timeline out of this funk. This recession it's been stuck in since our fall in the HMW.
Charaiden: And the experiment costs? Wasting billions of gold is going to fix the timeline?
Sanstrong: PMCs, arms manufacturers... Job creators, Chara! All those workers spending gold, paying taxes... Trust me, a little war can work wonders.
Charaiden: So grease the gears with some innocent dust, is that it?
Sanstrong: Relax, Chara. It's a "war on terror." We're not out to kill civilians. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen.
[Charaiden’s astonished a little.]
Sanstrong: Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.
[He throws the bottle away and climbs into the metal bridge cabin. Charaiden prepares for battle and cuts the bottle in two. The final judgement has just begun]
[Charaiden chops off CORELSUS' legs, grabs the multi-ton monster by the knife and throws it over his head. Then she rips off one of the knives and cuts off the Metal Gear with it.]
Sanstrong: About time we ended this... and you're going out with a BANG!
[Sanstrong comes out of a smoke-covered cabin.]
Sanstrong: Slippery little bastard. I don't have time for this.
[He assumes a sumo stance and starts screaming intensely.]
Charaiden: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
[Wires burst out of Metal Gear CORELSUS' legs, charging Sanstrong with red energy. He finishes with a final yell, a shockwave erupting while CORELSUS crashes downwards. Charaiden stumbles for a moment, and once the dust settles, Sanstrong is shown exactly the same but his left eye now flashing for a few seconds then going back to normal, not visible previously.]
Sanstrong: (putting his hands back into his pockets) Let's go!
Charaiden: The hell are you thinking...
[Sanstrong sends a wave of bones sprinting out and shoulder-bashes Charaiden down, then grabs her head with his magic and starts squeezing it.]
Sanstrong: Played college baseball, ya know.
Charaiden: At some cushy Ivy Minor League school.
[Sanstrong headbutts him with one of his blasters, rips off Charaiden's visor with his magic and punches him in the face. Charaiden gets back up, narrowly avoiding a punch from Sanstrong. Charaiden attempts to cut him, but she misses the slashes due to his dodges. Sanstrong grabs her, who dodges his strikes for a moment before being grabbed by the neck.]
Sanstrong: Try University of Onett. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't used the Phase Distorter II. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break Pokey in two with my bare hands.
[He throws Charaiden straight up in the air, who screams before being punted into the side of CORELSUS' cabin, a cheering crowd is heard although no one was with them.]
Sanstrong: Don't fuck with this skeleton!
Charaiden: What the hell are you...?
Sanstrong: (laughs) Why don't you stick around and find out?
[First phase of the skeleton boss begins to take place]
[Sanstrong catches her toy knife with his bare hand.]
Charaiden: What?
Sanstrong: Nice knife…
[He throws it away and goes for a punch to the jaw, which Charaiden evades. The megalomaniac laughs in amusement of how close the punch was, before being promptly blasted by his Gaster Blaster, sliding to the other side of CORELSUS' platform on her chin. She stands up, her face burning red-hot from the friction. After spending a few seconds recovering. The Eagleland skeleton throws a few missed strikes, before she catches one punch before it could hit her.]
Charaiden: Typical comedian... big jokes, but no laughs.
Sanstrong: What?
Charaiden: “Jump-start the timeline"? What a load of bullshit! All you care about is finding your best endings. That, and your stupid jokes. You've got no principles, just like all the rest. If Underground's gone to shit, you're just another maggot crawling in the pile.
Sanstrong: Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing... I do need capital. And souls. Wanna know why?.. I have a dream!
Charaiden: What...?
Sanstrong: That one day every Monster in this nation will control their OWN timeline. A land of the TRULY free, dammit! [he resumes fighting Charaiden.] A nation of ACTION, not words, ruled by STRENGTH, not committee! [He grapples her, rendering the human mostly helpless.] Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where bravery and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! [He uses a blaster to headbutt her, but neither is harmed.] Where everyone is free to FIGHT -- to ACT -- for himself! [Sansstrong beats her to punctuate every statement.] Fuck all these limp-dick humans and chicken-shit soul power-crap. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and Mettaton bullshit. Fuck "Monster pride." Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! Underground is diseased. Rotten to the CORE. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the Ruins clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new Underground will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The amalgamate will be purged and the strongest will get determination -- free to live as they see fit, they'll make the Surface great again!
Charaiden: What the hell are you talking about...?
Sanstrong: You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to be King... so I can end war as a business! In my new Underground, people will die and all for what they BELIEVE! Not for gold. Not for EXP! Not for what they're told is right. Every Monster will be free to FIGHT his own wars!
[He repeatedly stomps her, pausing his barrage to eat a bottle of ketchup.]
Sanstrong: So... what do you think?
Charaiden: How the hell did you get crowned...?
Sanstrong: Well, I don't write my own speeches. [He removes his foot from Charaiden's chest, looking out to the view of the windows.] You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Chara. Not for EXP, or fun, or for anything else.
[Sanstrong is sparing her]
Charaiden: Maybe I was wrong about you...
[The spare button flashes yellow]
Sanstrong: (surprised) Am I finally getting through?
[He lifts Charaiden off the floor and shakes off the dirt from her.]
Sanstrong: I'll rid this world of pointless wars, Chara.
Charaiden: I was wrong. You're not greedy --
[She shakes his hand, and eventually they hug each other.]
Charaiden: ...you're bat-shit insane!
[Sanstrong is surprised once again. The fight button flashes yellow and does the action. She throws him on the floor. He gets up shortly after, angrily punching the platform.]
Sanstrong: Making the mother of all experiments here, Chara. Can't fret over every failed attempt.
Charaiden: Not when you’re “purging the amalgamate," right? What do you know about their souls? You weren't feeling weak from the inside. You've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to fight and steal and kill just to survive...
Sanstrong: But you did survive! Through sheer force of will following your own set of rules. With your own two hands you took back your soul!
Charaiden: And now I'll take yours.
[Second phase of the skeleton begins.]
[Charaiden has 1 HP left. She closes her fist and hits Sanstrong in the stomach. The skeleton moves to the side, lifts his both arms while doing his usual cocky smile. Charaiden tries to pummel the skeleton at extremely high speed, but Sanstrong instantly teleports backwards, merely grinning the whole time, she does a final punch that only pushes the air.]
Charaiden: (enraged) Why won’t you die?!
[Sanstrong laughs and lifts his left arm forward. The camera focuses on his hand where it appears a half white and red heart on top of it.]
Sanstrong: Determination, son. Just like you, we harden in response to a possible deadly trauma. [He punches CORELSUS' platform, cracking part of it.] You can't hurt me, Chara.
[Charaiden tries to hit the skeleton in the jaw, he dodges again and laughs.]
Sanstrong: What did I just say?
[He punches her into the air, and she falls flat. The skeleton walks over to Charaiden, his left eye flashing.]
Sanstrong: Time to end this.
[He sits over her in a seiza-esque manner, pinning her down. Claus' stolen Real Knife lying next to Frisk Wolf beeps and the LED on the sharp of it, turns in a rainbow of the colors red, yellow, green, orange, blue, purple, orange and white. Sanstrong's increasingly fast slams can be heard in the distance.]
Sanstrong: (while pummeling Charaiden extremely quickly) Die! Die! [He draws his fist back and a blaster apper on top of him as well.] Die, you piece of shit!
[Both attacks strike it with such force that the Metal Gear they were standing on explodes, massive pieces of rubble flying in the air and eventually crashing into the earth. An area with relatively little rubble but blasted and cracked rocks is formed as a makeshift arena. As Charaiden lies on the ground, Sanstrong walks towards her, cracking his knuckles.]
Sanstrong: All right. I think we’re about done here.
Frisk Wolf: "..." (Chara)
Charaiden: Frisk...
Frisk Wolf: "..."
[she shows a hologram of a programmed playback, from Frisk's point of view]
Flint’s voice: “Two years I've been working towards this, and on the last day blondie has me doubting the whole thing. We'll leave it up to fate then, shall we Frisky? A duel to the death, may the best man win.”
Charaiden: Flint?!
Flint’s voice: “I cut him down, and that's that. Back to our regularly scheduled international incident. But if he beats me... if I die here... The lock on her knife will disable after a couple hours… What happens after that... is up to you, Frisky.”
Sanstrong: (scoff) Even dead, that guy is a pain in my ass. (speaking to Frisk Wolf) So… you think that little knife can save your master? Well, go ahead, then. But make no mistake, kiddo. When I'm finished with him, you're next.
Frisk Wolf: "..."
[She shows with the movements of her body and also with some help of sign language] (I wasn't born to fear termination. However, directive zero one is to ensure all data acquired is preserved and passed along. To expire here would violate that directive.)
Sanstrong: That's a good girl.
Frisk Wolf: "..." (However, Chara came to my aid... I have learned from her. When Undyne the Undying fell at her, data analysis during that experience was inconclusive... but that has changed. I have established new parameters, now. Created my own time rifts.)
Sanstrong: You little fuck!
[Frisk throws the Real Knife to Charaiden as Sanstrong jumps towards her, he almost catches it, but reacts too slowly. The young human catches the knife.]
Sanstrong: Damn kid!
[He kicks Frisk Wolf into the rubble, the latter of whom emits a pained sigh.]
Charaiden: SANSTRONG! I said my knife was a tool of power... Used in anger. Used for vengeance. But now... now I'm more than sure. And besides... This IS my knife!
Sanstrong: (a few tears of sweat coming on his head) Come on!
Charaiden: OK. Let's dance.
[Makes her creepy smile, her eyes glowing red with fire. The special attack of the skeleton is about to begin!]
[Sanstrong roars in fury, and bolts towards Charaiden, chokeslamming her with his magic, warning her to use his attack one one last time. She gets out of his grasp.]
Sanstrong: I'll blow you away!
[He injures her with his "special attack", after that, the still determined human tries to attack him but he pushes her backwards. Sanstrong starts getting tired and falls asleep, but is stabbed around his abdomen a few minutes later. Sanstrong is staggered for a few seconds before looking at his hurt chest and then at her while holding his bloody belly. Charaiden smirks at weakened skeleton and gives out a laugh while doing her usual creepy pose.]
Charaiden: We’re done here.
Sanstrong: (coughing up blood) Well done, Chara...
Charaiden: Your dream dies with you.
[She moves to rip his soul out about to let go another laugh, but Sanstrong grabs him by the shoulder.]
Sanstrong: Maybe not... You've guaranteed the status quo will go on, for a while longer at least… War… will continue as a never ending loop. As a thing industries will take advantage of. Humans and Monsters will fight for reasons they don't understand, causes they don't believe in…
[He spits blood, groaning in pain.]
Sanstrong: But at least I'll leave a worthy successor... You, Chara. You carve your own path, use whatever methods you see fit... You don't let anyone with his bullshit power get in the way. And if it costs a few retries? So be it...
[She has enough of him and rips out Sanstrong's still-beating red and white heart, strings arteries looking like attached to him. She crushes it in her hand and they fade along with the heart.]
Sanstrong: Deep inside we're... kindred spirits... you... and I…
[Sanstrong dies, fading into dust while Charaiden stands over him. The camera moves in such a way that it looks like Chara's shadow is what Sans once was.]
agreed
Good grief someone has free time
Underrated :) This is soooo goodd
That’s what Undyne meant when she said “But when I fought Asgore,I couldn’t deal even one hit to him!What was the worst is that he wasn’t even moving!”
When your first playing undertale and think sans is the easiest monster
"I only have 1 HP, you think I'd let you hit me even once?"
I like how the undertale fandom just gets revived for a minute every once in a while
"Played the drums in college, you know?"
"At some cushy ivy league school band!"
"Try University of Snowdin. Could have gone pro if I hadn't joined comedy club. I'm not like one of those beltway pansies. I could play a whole song... With my bare hands!"
"Don't laugh with this skeleton!"
"What are you?..."
" *Stick* around and find out" *badum-tsss*
When sans picked up his sock:
legends say that Chara is still attempting to kill Sans
I like how these memes have made Armstrong be the one commonly representing something good and Raiden representing something seen as bad
Chara: Why won't you die?!
Sans: Pear-severance, child. It makes dis-pear in response to pun-ish-ment. You're having a bad time, Chara.
Guess it's a dis-a-pear-ment that we were never friends
sans: "played college dodgeball y'know, could've gone pro if i could throw a ball, but i can only dodge, so dont mess with this skeleton"
Armstrong: 999 Defense
Sans: 999 Evasiveness
he is so powerful that he can dodge attacks by standing still
Who came back here after the Obliteration Jerry fight.
When I first saw this, I was an uneducated baby. But now that I have the Nanomachines, son, I realize that this is the Mother Of Omelettes that humanity has been striving for. You, Saucy Content Creator, are truly a Son Of The Patriots
"I said my knife was a tool of genocide. Not used to protect. Not used for justice. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my knife."
Chad Lancer was disturbing
Muscled Sans is earth-shattering.
He’s big boned
In a good way or bad way?
@@DeadLiftGaming Yes
@@TheAdvertisement 😉
@@DeadLiftGaming In my way.
When the kid who never misses 1v1 the kid who always doges in dogeball
Damn this is amazing!
"why wont you die?!"
"teleportation son"
"they teleport to physical trauma"
"you cant hurt me chara."
"Why can't i hit!?"
"Nano-holes in my ribcage, son! It dodges for me in response to badly struck hits."
"You can't hurt me, kid!"
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand
@Seven Killer AUGHH
was honestly half-expecting the final frame to be Sans finally getting hit
“The child with a knife that has problems” vs “the 1 hp skeleton”
"WHY WONT YOU DIE?"
"EXP, son. It hardens in response to a monsters murder."
Fun fact: Sans can dodge to 22 times, after that he will do the soul slam attack (i counted and it gave me 22)
main protagonist with protag powers vs the “dodges” roleplayer
Chara: I was wrong... Your humor isn't broken... IT'S BAT-SHIT NONSENSE, AHHHHH!
Sansnator Armstrong: Making the mother of all jokes here Chara! Can't fret over every pun