This Tungsten Cube Cured My Mortality
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- "I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality." - Richard Behiel 2019
FINALLY! I finished my Tungsten cube animation! This took so much longer than the Geologist one. I cut out over a full minute from the original audio cause it was just so long. And so here we are. Hope you enjoy!
No tungsten was harmed in the making of this animation.
Credits:
Audio from Jeaney Collects: • A couple of tungsten c...
Original Amazon Review:
www.amazon.com...
And all art and animation was done by I, huntedskelly, in Adobe Animate
I like how he added that it's the most compact of *affordable* materials. Seems that not even a man of tungsten can bear the crushing financial weight of osmium
This made me look it up
Tungsten is the # 7 densest material on Earth
#6 is Gold
And everything denser than Tungsten is at least as expensive as Gold
Edit: Well, at least 1/4 as expensive as Gold
a 20 kg Tungsten cube costs about the same as a 350 gram cube of Osmium
No one even said that power comes without cost.
I read this ad he said it. What a coincidence
We do not speak of the osmium
Step 1: take out a loan
Step 2: buy osmium cube
Step 3: destroy the bank
Step 4: profit
I still can't get over that someone quoted both Nietzsche and Schopenhauer in an Amazon review
and casually mention plato
I don’t know those guys but this still made me laugh.
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King philosophers
How about the fact that someone ANIMATED an Amazon review?
@@guillaumequevy418 and the fact that someone voiced it even before that?
With Tungsten not even a Geologist can stand against you, for they only carry rocks, a material quite inconsequencal to a man who bears Tungsten.
For they can only see rocks and not baseball bats
a man who bears Tungsten can only truly be bested by a man used to Osmium. (tungsten is 19,3 grams per cubic centimetre to osmiums 22.59)
@@romanplays1 A man of Osmium is a man who does not seek enlightenment but rather has an unquenchable thirst for power.
@@Solesteam I bear only Hassium, for anything less crumbles in my grasp.
Is pyrite a rock is tungsten ore a rock they are so high level geologists will rule the world
"Good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense."
I feel the same way about my cat.
your cat is made out of tungsten? it must be unstoppable!
@@San-lh8us No, but she sure is dense. She is pretty unstoppable as well.
Simultaneously dense physically and mentally
mmmh yes.
My cat is made of tungsten….
we're doomed if this man gets a hold of a cube of Osmium
"If" is definitely the correct question
Yeah not only is it heavy physically but also it strains your wallet to the limits
Osmium is too expensive. Besides, I’m currently saving up for a spoonful of neutron star. They say it’s like a billion tons.
@@RichBehiel better be a comically large one
@@RichBehielfun fact: a coffee cup full of neutron star material would have a similar weight to the entirety of Mount Everest
Things you don’t hear every day: “A fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence.” Nice work on the animation! I love watching these.
Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cotton candy
@@mangle9143 Who, indeed.
Phylistines
"This tungsten cube cured my mortality"
"Who am I, as a mere mortal"
The curing process takes place over a long period of time during which you slowly become compacted, your width replaces your height and vice verse.
Clearly at the time he was still a mere mortal
I wrote it mid-transition.
@@RichBehielAre you satisfied with your purchase you absolute legend.
It cured his spiritual mortality
To a tungsten cube everyone is mortal even those who carry it. But to mere people a man of tungsten is godly being
I like the part where he talks about the tungsten cube
Oh my gosh that's my favorite part!
@@huntedskelly Same here! We have quite a bit in common!
Nah I don’t really like that part.
I like the part where he talks about the tungsten cube.
Can you give a timestamp? I can't find it.
@@H10-i5i idk the specific timestamp but it’s somewhere near where he talks about the tungsten cube
This makes me want to make a d&d setting where you can learn spells and abilities by doing mundane things like this in a poetic way
I feel like this would be better suited as like… a book or something. Or a short story.
That's just bard.
I think a story where your devotion to specific elements can give you powers would be interesting.
isn't that just the latter parts of jjba tho ?
Isn't that just One Punch Man?
It is dense though
True tho
What about the Osmium cube?
you were the geologist all along
@@pedrosso0 Blasphemy!
@@pedrosso0 he knows too much. It will not be long until they discover the power of TWO osmium cubes.
Heavy boi
Almost impossoble to pick it up with one hand. It came well packaged in a wooden crate and lots of foam. I'm gonna smash stuff with it
That tungsten cube shown in the video probably weighs 20-30 kg, depends on the size of his hand. He has ascended as the weight of everything else around him becomes inconsequential
@@blutwirbel3180 its actually not, its a review on a different product which is also a tungsten cube
@@什么-h5t well it's still in jeaneys video and super funny to hear after the sophisticated review before
@@blutwirbel3180 mhm fair
That review was by William Osman he did indeed smash stuff with it
Kids learned more vocab words watching this video than 12 years of school
no
@@benonaru Yes.
@@nunyabizness6089 Yes
@@benonaru Yes
@@benonaru Yeah, actually... I hate saying it, but a few probably unironically did. It depends on which kids and what schools they went to. Some school situations actually are THAT bad.
That man literally just walked off a cliff like it was nothing
He had his Tungsten, you doubted the Tungsten?
That's just the intensity of his density #intensityofitsdensity
No, he didn't walk over the cliff, the cliff moved out of the way because it was afraid of his power.
Ironically enough, I actually had a skydiving phase back in my more nihilistic years (pre-tungsten), 54 jumps. So that falling scene was actually strangely fitting 😂
He's cured his mortality after all
the best part is how he goes from a vault, to a city, to a forest, and to a desert, all in the span of 2 minutes, while also breaking through a wall, crumpling a car, jumping off a cliff, and leaping over a mountain
From my experience I can confirm the tungsten cube cured my mortality, but it hasn't cured the mortality of the nearest geologist
I am rapidly approaching the geologist with a very cool obsidian knife and a baseball bat, wish me good luck
That’s very cooOOOOooool they would say
Have you contacted other sources to see if this will work? Perhaps a specific geologist father?
But the obsidian is fragile, it wouldn't work well as a weap-
Heavy boi
The cube weighs too much
I wonder who would win, Tungsten man as a geologist or Obsidian-Baseball bat man.
I like how he’s mostly doing this monologue while rampaging through a city, breaking through walls, destroying cars, cracking concrete, while looking so incredibly smug. TungstenCube/10 animation
Tungsten Cube
Legendary Artifact
When a creature attunes to this cube of tungsten, set their strength score to 30. If they unattune from the cube, their strength goes back down to normal in 1d20 days.
30 strength and expertise in Athletics
@@lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452 yes. Expertise in athletics.
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King Expertise in athletics, yes.
@@zaishijunior9455 In yes. Athletics expertise.
somehow gets better than expertise. not 1x, not 2x, not 3x, bit 4x proficiency modifier on ALL skills that are usually used with strength
I must become a man of tungsten
it's proven to work, you can kill geologists _so much easier,_ I can confirm this.
Good luck
It's been 8 months. Have you become a man of tungsten yet?
@@johnrox3554 im afraid not yet. I have still much to learn.
@@Void_Way Much to learn, money to earn.
Ah yes, two metals: Tungsten Cube & Osmium Orb. One brings wisdom and order, the other brings power and chaos. The two metals sealed away on shrines on opposite sides of the globe, feared by the people who witnessed the tyranny, sorrow and war brought upon them by those whom laid their fingers on such materials, corrupting their souls until death. And protected by guardians whos gods have gifted them immortality in exchange for their freedom and their sworn oath to protect the materials from the mortals who may bring such blights upon the world once again.
Wow, this is fantastic! 😂 Well done. It’s so surreal to see my tungsten journey represented in animated form, but you really nailed it. I will cherish this video forever! Thanks ❤️
This is a wonderful animation, in an oddly poetic way.
Now I'm imagining a Barbarian/Monk multiclass who trains with tungsten weapons and doesn't even get encumbered because they FIGHT with one of the heaviest objects in the game
This is so great XD awesome job, Skelly!
THANK YOU
It would've been perfect had it included the "second" review.
Heavy boi
@@amandapanda5087 I'm gonna smash stuff with it
And I say as an observer to you with that cube of tungsten, “That is someone that likes their tungsten.”
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like tungsten, and those who have not yet become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density.
For all the perfection of vocabulary excellence shown, „GJ, sure is dense“ is a good review for a cube of Tungsten.
Am I the only one who saw "This tungsten cube cured my mortality", and assumed something much darker?
No joke this is one of the best reviews of a product I've ever seen. Its one of the few times a review has made me want to purchase the product.
Here within the hour.
It still looks good.
Great job.
Ah, tungsten. One of the greatest philosophers in Elemental history. Truly one of his best chapters in this video.
How Superman actually got his powers:
In the original it pretty much is, krypton had a much higher gravity so Superman was able to just jump around, he couldn’t fly at first which is pretty funny to think about, so this should work if you want to become a superhero
You just made this into a masterpiece. There was a guy who came up with the text, then the smoking british man who's name I forgot, gave a voice to this unkown hero, and now, you conjured it into existence of the visible world. Giving this video anything less than a like would be to condemn life it self-
the sheer volume of concentrated SMUG radiating from this animation is immeasurable. What powerful energy. What distinct physical and mental superiority.
I shall venture immediately to whatever avenue deals in cubes of Tungsten, and acquire one with which to purge my mortal infirmity. Thank you for showing me the way of spiritual density, Godspeed.
"the intensity of its density" - huntedskelly 2022, an amazing quote
We can only imagine his ecstasy if he got an osmium cube. Or the cube of Gods themselves, 'The Cube of Neutron'.
I am more amazed that such words can be animated so perfectly
THE TUNGSTEN SHALL JOIN THE FLOOR!
The cube is actually pretty cute ngl
you can’t smash the cube, but the cube smashes you
Osmium has to be this man's kryptonite
"And here we have the illustrious tungsten cube" -raxdflipnote
good job on the animation.
it sure is well made
He's the protagonist and the man with the osmium cube is the final boss
Things not heard every day : "A man who has a why can bear almost any how" lol this part made me laugh
The smug face when he puts the cube in his mouth 😂
This is the future of humanity's survival. But how do we divide a mere cube among billions? Give each a molecule because it's
d e n s e.
the fact that this is an amazon review is amazing to me
I legitimately cannot stop watching this video, it’s so good
I’m just kidding, I have homework and stuff
You know as an animator i am FLOORED by the amount of shots, scenes, and unique shit you put in these
Such Conviction, great pride in this story, marvellous.
This man horrifies me, because he manages to not only spilt this incredibly dense cube PERFECTLY IN HALF WITH NO TROUBLE, but that he IMMEDIATELY PUT IT BACK TOGETHER JUST AS EASILY. Like dude the tungsten has nothing to do with your strength, you got blessed by a war god or something
imagine this as a live-action video that makes it seem like a movie trailer that will get 10/10 stars once released.
WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE TUNGSTEN CUBE
I DO! I DO!
alright here you go!
now I gotta go buy a tungsten cube, please hold while I open up Amazon-
I love that the cube “cured” their mortality, meaning mortality is a disease/infection.
I am already hyped for the most peculiar man, and you showing everyone the power of Thor: The Dark World
This would make a amazing short show
I now feel compelled to get a cube of tungsten and watch this video again. It's providing a bit of ASMR for me.
Out of curiosity I pulled up a cube on Amazon and starting reading reviews
Halfway through the video I found the review and started reading along :)
Now do the” ONE HEAVY BOI” part, I need it now
"'No.' I say gratefully to whichever grand animator may have made this cartoon. 'Good job on the artwork; It sure is stylized.'"
this is so well animated! i love the perspectives
I don’t know why but I can’t stop watching this video
Tungsten cube that fell from 200 feet onto my head cured my immortality.
BRO THIS ANIMATION IS SO SMOOTH WHAT
ngl your animation has improved alot over the years
I like how he changes accent throughout the entire audio, and his own attitude appears to change in the animation
At least you are no longer mortal
I like how it's literally just him talking out his review of a tungsten cube he bought from Amazon.
"Cured my mortality"
"Me, a mere mortal"
_cocks gun_
Which is it
“it’s desire to be one with the floor”
i’m just imagining the cube being concuss and actively yearning to smash it’s way into being one with a wooden floor
i feel ethereally enlightened, and equally so, befuddled to my wits end
This has convinced me to get a tungsten cube, even if this wasn’t an ad it worked on me
Wait until this guy finds out gold exists, which is 0.25% denser than tungsten
He quite said:"Affordable" in his review. He knows. He is just too poor to do that. I dread the day, when he can afford The Osmium Ball.
You really captured the body language i was seeing in my head from the original audio right down to the dismissive hand flick in the first couple seconds. Very well done!
This has inspired me, I will now make a bunch of armor plates out of tungsten, and wear it my entire life, and once the time comes that I am able to go to Mars, I will be superman
I love the switches between very well drawn hands and blob hands, it adds nicely to the vibes
Welp, your animation skills really have improved over the past year.
Watching this video while holding my own tungsten cube gives me a feeling of absolute superiority
Good job on the animation. It sure is dense!
Osmium cube owners: What is this silly cotton candy material you speak of?
I see you too have heard the wise sermon of Tungsten
It’s all fun and games until a man with an osmium cube comes along and wreaks his universe
I stay up all night in fear of this possibility, waiting by the door, polishing my tungsten.
Imagine how strong the osmium cube man is
the veeeeery slight cutoff at the end made it so much better
Don’t know if you’ll read this bro but these videos are great, your sister showed them to me 😂
Thanks so much!
5/5 stars
Heavy Boi
Almost Impossoble to pick up with one hand.
The start of a man who has become god.
"gravitational inconsequence." thats gotta be one of the best lines ive ever heard
Great animation man!
watching this felt like a fever dream
thank you sir now i know how to be immortal
I love how comments from Jeaney Collects' comment section are included, the most obvious one is Skelly breaking the cube in half to it it in his mouth, and a comment over there explained that is how it was sone.
They are actually 42 pounds, no way he's holding it so effortlessly.
Wait until this guy discovers a cube of osmium
This cube cured my immortality…
Oh my gosh this showed up on my for you page and I saw the channel name and this was my entire childhood on scratch programming.
I guess you could say that it was his... Companion Cube?
The man of steel ain't got nothing on this guy
This is extra funny when you realize the cube only weighs 2.2 lbs
Are you looking at the 1 inch one? The three and four inch ones weigh 30-40 pounds
@Mangle
3 inches = 3*2.54 centimeters, which is 7.62 centimeters. Assume 3 inches is the side of the cube, which means its volume is 7.62*7.62*7.62, which gives you 442.45 cubic centimeters. Tungsten's density is 19.3 grams/ cubic cm, which means if we have 442.45 cubic cm, we can calculate its mass using the following formula: mass = density * volume. So its mass would be 442.45 * 19.3, which is 8,539.285 grams, divide by 1000 and you get that the Tungsten cube with a side length of 3 inches has a mass of 8.539 kilograms. Which would be equal to 8.539 * 2.2 pounds, which is 18.786 pounds, far from 30-40.
But let's calculate the mass of the 4 inch tungsten cube too. Again, assuming 4 inches is the side length of the cube, not its diameter.
4 in = 4*2.54cm = 10.16 cm, cube the number for the volume: V = 1,048.77 cubic cm. Density remains 19.3 g/ cm^3, which means the mass is equal to 1,048.77 * 19.3 = 20,241.3 grams. Divide by 1000, you get 20.24 kg, which is 44.53 lbs.
Thus, the mass of both the 3 inch side length cube, and the 4 inch side length cube, falls outside of the range you have given (30-40) (actual results: 3 inch - 18.786 lbs; 4 inch - 44.53 lbs)
I did the calculations where I assumed the 3 and 4 inches were diagonals, and the results were significantly smaller than 30 pounds. "a" is the side of the cube, then we know using the Pythagorean theorem, that the square diagonal is a* square root of 2, and the diagonal of the entire cube, (body diagonal) is a* sqrt(3) . Then we know that a*sqrt(2) = 3, then a = 3 / sqrt(2), or a = 4/ sqrt(2) and you get a much smaller side length, same with the body diagonal.
Therefore, in conclusion, your comment is wrong, due to the fact, that none of the masses fall into the number range (30, 40), not even in the [30, 40] closed range.
@@robertnagy3942 All that math to get 44 which is still really close to 40, easier to remember and use.
@@firstnamelastname9237 Do not question the grand *Mathematica*
@@robertnagy3942 lol
"Intensity of its density" peak fiction right there, scholars would be fawning over this line for centuries to come.