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On the road once again, the Oxventurers find themselves approached by Morrighan, a Dwarf in search of a missing actress. Can the Oxventurers save the show and unpick the theatrical conspiracy they have found themselves entangled in?
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I was really glad that you guys wrapped up Egbert's atonement arc from when he accidently killed someone with a bomb while trying to do a good deed. Just in time for him to begin an atonement arc for accidentally killing someone with a bomb while trying to do a good deed.
I'm not sure I'd use the word "trying" here, if he thought throwing a bomb at the person he was supposed to be saving was a good idea. 😂
@@haravikk it is Egbert though
So we've not only come full circle, we have circled the planet of G'eth at this point.... which is impressive considering G'eth is flat.
Consider this to be my rave review of this most flamboyant showcase: a gut-wrenching tale of comedy and tragedy, fueled by dramatic aspirations, derailed derailments, a shining guest star, a paladin's deity facepalming more than literally everyone else in the world, and - lest we forget - a pundemonium of pure chaos; all of this culminating in a wicked twist, opening new job opportunities. I'm beyond thrilled to see what the future holds for this troupe extraordinaire!
Best Eggbert the Careless moment ever!!!!!!! 💣💣💣💣
I think they should have a bounty on them after this. Their actions led to the death of the Duke, and they killed several theatergoers. Seems like they should have some consequences for that. Might make for some good content to see them to run from bountyhunters and have to fight them.
Cue Mandalorian overdriven flute.
See, this is what happens when you stop putting NPCs in papooses. You lose your proficiency in child restraints.
My tales are quite dramatic. Geth truly knows misfortune by hearing of them.
I'll just say it here "Johnny is one million percent a better DM than Matt Mercer." end of discussion
Technically wolves don’t usually attack the neck ( they attack the legs and work their way up) and they try to avoid civilizations.
Ok but was the ghost tiger at least accurate? These wolves were also, to put it scientifically, ****ing massive and are clearly overachievers.
Canines jump and lunge for the neck.
Watch it with the splits Corazon. You're in Boston. Someone might be itching for a banning.
There’s no way that Dob doesn’t have proficiency in baby restraints, with the number of papooses that he’s made over the years 1:06:51
Ahh apologies, I didn't see this comment before I also mentioned the papoose. :D Yeah, Dob should have proficiency in child restraints. :D
Rating: (0 hitmans)
Objectives completed: 20.000
Never Spotted: 0
No Noticed kills: 0
No Bodies found: 20.000 (all obliterated)
No Recordings: 0
Non-Target Kill Penalty: -40.000
Time Bonus: 01.58.06: 0
Total Score: 0
Just your standard Mike score.
@@LuckyLucyHi The episode went a bit Mike.
This is an amazing comment
This comment needs more likes.
If one supposes that Egbert is an assassin who infiltrated the Order of le Dragon D’or and then the Oxventurers’ Guild, his entire arc begins to make sense.
Does it?
Somewhere in Los Angeles there is a person teaching Geek & Sundry alumni these Scottish accents. This person must be stopped.
Scottish? I thought it was a terrible Irish accent
@@moonlightwolf Nah that was supposed to be Scottish. The Irish version has a much softer R sound & isn't based off Scotty from Star Trek TOS.
@@nightcatarts yikes
Yeah I was really wondering what the accent was intended to be - at some points it felt like it drifted into bad Welsh
@@charliethemagpie523either way, it was offensive 😂
I would imagine egbert is resistant to embarrassment damage
And Dob is immune.
But Corazone is susceptible to it.
at this point i no longer have the slightest doubt the andy is just trying to break poor johnny
The sheer volume of critical 1 rolls in this one is *hilarious*
So- Egbert the Careless Assassin? Prudence will be so upset she missed all of the chaos and carnage!
and dont be an Egbert
I'm pretty sure other than Corizan no one will be talking about this ever again lol.
@Jefferson Metzen And Corazon would be lying so much, she'd never be able to get what happened.
Why's Dob acting all offended? After the wedding fiasco, it should be apparent that he always needs adult supervision.
Somewhere Prudence gets an intense feeling of pride for Egbert
The opening bit of Dob going "Nice town!" had me thinking "be a shame if someone were to ruin it". All the critical 1s are brilliant and I love Corazon's "Keystone cops" remark. I've watched too many vids (on the Fascinating Horror channel) on crowd crushes and people dying in actual theater fires, so Dob's idea of shouting "fire!" to get everyone to leave just made me react like Merilwyn. "No, I didn't do the maths." had me dying. The amount of stuff Dob has destroyed by just being Dob and taking things literally is rather alarming at this point. Corazon's line about revealing himself to the assassin made me think of when Johnny said that about Lavache Mauve revealing themself to the boy and Johnny then tried to leave because of it.
"For the burial?" followed by a rather enthusiastic "yes!" is now a favorite part for me. Egbert doing the assassins' job for them is just about the funniest thing now. This one definitely went a bit Mike. Too bad it didn't play out when he got that 5 star SA score when he threw the pale duck at the target that time.
i love the irony that its the episode without prudence when the team does some of there best atrocities
This was a glorious disaster, even by Oxventure standards. Seeing this live was one of the best experiences ever. Laughed so hard.
[dusts off hands] Another job well done.
'We now own the IP rights to your face' made me smile more than I expected.
I hope this isn’t cannon since it derails so much character development. That being said, Johnny did an excellent job trying to keep them on task
If I had a nickel for every time corazon impersonated death I'd have 2 but it's weird it happened twice
I have to say, when I’m not distracted by Johnny’s glorious beard, their hair is pretty darn majestic!
Accurate.
Corazon clearly went to the blackadder school of acting. Open a speech with a ROAR!
u gotta love how Andy actually went for comedy, ended up with something actually cool & then decided to go "no, screw this, I want laughs, not admiration!". Glorious performance & spontaneous thinking, had me laughing out so loud that my GF came over to check on me
ngl that accent is making this a little difficult to get through..😅
Wow, with the Hag and the No Dob alone argument it feels like Dob and Merilwen have had a real falling out.
First Merilwen and Corazon, now Merilwen and Dob. Eggbert... well Eggbert is just there, I don't think he'd have a falling out with anyone, but if Merilwen and Prudence have a falling out too, I don't think my heart could take it.
I’m sorry but as much as I enjoyed the episode I really wish Jasmine didn’t attempt the Scottish accent.
TBF the last time Dob left the party, he got embroiled in a deadly engagement to the queen of thieves and almost got everybody's heads cut off by a doubt demon as a result 😅
My love for this group and Bronze is immense, and them coming together made me drop to my knees at a Chili's happy hour
Them not realizing it's Lydia disgusting her voice in the stolen shepherd costume, _exactly as Dob had repeatedly said,_ is just peak Oxventure
I am so glad to finally know that, canonically, Egbert has ears.
I actually can't finish this episode I don't know who the guest is but that accent is unbearable and considering how harsh Ellen is with any Scottish accent in games or videos I don't know how she didn't just leave. 😅
Maybe Ellen did what i did to get through it... Pretend its not scottish and is just Morrighan.
Is it childish that I had a good laugh knowing Buttocks town is right next to Port Fairwind.😂
I adore these kind of high chaos sessions but oh my goshness, that was some Kingdoms of Amalur levels of bad Scottish accent!
I'm having so much trouble watching this one - it's all because of "that" accent. As a Scotsman, it's borderline offensive. I assume it's meant to be Scottish... Sorry.
I love how Egbert could have used Misty Step to teleport in between the Duke and the tiger/assassins. But instead, he didn't anticipate that a 5 foot radius bomb blast is probably about the size of the entire box.
It does actually remind me of what happens when Mike plays Hitman.
That was just great, would ve also been funny if Johnny had really just given up on the plot and had the Assassin be successful.Edit: Is what I thought before I saw the holy hand grenade being used.
Does Dob have proficiency in child restraints? I'm surprised nobody mentioned the papoose he used to use to carry around NPCs! Way way back. :D Dob was THE person who wore the papoose!
My GOD was that fun !!! Everybody was on fire and Jasmine was delighful !!! I already liked her in Dimension 20 and battle for beyond but she had so much chemistry with the oxventurer it was amazing . XD
Now that the Oxventurers have fallen head over ass into becoming assassins, I need a season long arc of them both dealing with the fallout of this and trying their hand at the assassin game.
The John Wick references would be glorious
Prudence would be so proud of Egbert & Jasmine
I miss Prudence..... this definitely could have used a few failed eldritch blasts
I love how much Dob just murdered a man to avoid the awkwardness of telling a guest "no."
Peak British
it took egbert 5 years to get atonement for killing two people so i assume it will take 20 years for killing 8
I dunno, he seems to end up with more tonement than atonement...
How much atonement does he need for literally killing the one guy they were trying to protect?
Both for the same reason. Killing people with explosives
it's sweet of merilwen to pretend to be horrified by the brutality of dob and morrighan
Why wouldn't she be horrified? The worst thing she's ever done is some medical waste disposal--sterilizing leftover bits from Egbert's kidney surgery that had gone bad! :)
I was fully expecting Merilwen to somehow do worse atrocities after Egbert just sent 7 innocents flying.
@@xtifr Don't forget stopping a very dangerous bandit with entirely organic poison gas, delivering justice to the war criminal demagogue flumph to liberate the downtrodden, a group of oppressive knights who definitely had a punji pit coming, the devious watch expert which was absolutely killed by Corazon (I didn't see a moonbeam anywhere nearby, please release my family) and permanently restraining the junior pastry chef who was definitely abetting the kidnapping and hunting ring (it was a mercy kill really considering Prudence was nearby). When you think about it she's really a hero. Or she would be if it wasn't for all the pun-related killings. Shed had a family you know.
1:21:35 Merilwen vomits... and Egbert didn't take advantage of feeding time?
Oxventure guild, you never know if they're going to save the day or bring death to a lot of innocents.
This would be a much bigger issue if they actually _successfully_ saved the day.
Someone please give me the cliff notes? I love oxventure but I can’t stand that terrible attempt at what I can only assume is meant to be a Scottish accent.
I don't blame you. I can't stand guest sessions either.
Short version is: They tried to save a Duke or Baron or whatever from being assassinated. Wound up accidentally assassinating them. Didn't miss much. A bunch of jokes I didn't have the context for because I didn't know or care enough about the guest to google them beforehand.
Long Version: In the beginning they were tasked with looking for an actress. They found her and she told them that she ran away because she found out about an assassination attempt that was going to happen during their next show so they decided to help out. Corazon was trying to win a spot on the performance. He got a small bit role that he stuffed up due to a bad dice roll. Spent the rest of the play trying to do the most to stand out, even while the theater caught fire and everyone was fleeing for their lives. They never explained why Prudence wasn't there. There was a fair bit of inconsistencies and stuff, like Corazon pulling his blade out of a leotard, or Johnny and Luke forgetting Dob had already jumped down from the roof of the theater, and Dob essentially being back at the top again without having moved. Most egregious was towards the end when there was some sort of liquid that sent these ghost leopards or ghost tigers or whatever into a frenzy, but Johnny let the guest control one of them anyway. I don't get how that sort of thing would only work on one animal, but not the other. In the end Eggbert lobbed a bomb at the ghost tiger closest to the Duke and accidentally took the Duke out with it.
@@sweeety969 Thank you
Look in the orchestra pit and it's John Honey'n'Lemon and Paul McCartbee
Nooooooo
That was one of the dodgiest Norwegian accents I've ever heard, but its impressive that she was able to do it for the whole performance.
I thought it was a Scottish accent she was trying to pull. But somehow mixed it with an Indian accent.
@@akmal94ibrahim yeah, she was trying to do the Scottish accent. The joke was that it's unrecognisable.
I can feel everytime Johnny is questioning all their life choices that led them here. 😂
"Don't be a Dob."
"Merilwen's meatgrinder."
And now, the latest entry in the legend of infamous Oxventure moments and sayings...
"I throw a bomb."
Merilwen's microwave.
Merilwen, the war crimes expert
Mike once threw an explosive duck and got Silent Assassin in Hitman. Just saying.
Wouldn't be surprised if he did the same thing without harming Diana Burnwood in the vineyard level
six and a half minutes in and already the horniest episode of oxventure yet xD
IDK, Sect Appeal is a tough bar to surpass
If i had a nickel for everytime corazon disguised himself as death i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
I'm just under 3 minutes in, and when Johnny said, "the entire town is plastered," they paused after. I thought, "oh, it's going to be this kind of Oxventure."
At some point I'm going to have to get through this but I've had to tap out twice because of that... 'accent'
It took me three days but I did it. Hang in there. I can't say it gets better, but just hang in there.
@@sweeety969 likewise but I got through it, love the name btw
This was quite a treat. Great job everyone, and that goes for all those people behind the scenes with the Oxventure and Pax East that allowed for this to happen.
The audience was into it, that's good
And damnit Dob, he really came through with that hideous laughter stages joke.
46:40 PassAg Dob is basically the most frightening member of the party.
It has taken me 4 different attempts to get through this one since it's publishing on YT and I just could not enjoy it because of the "accent" of Morrighan... It's just so painful that I genuinely had to force myself to keep listening to the session. Just awful.
Happy Easter, Oxventure! Oh my goodness...! This entire adventure was so madcap chaotic: Dob and safety straps not getting along. Egbert discovering his ears and how not to use explosive devices. Corazon's once-in-a-lifetime debut. Merilwen standing her ground both as treasurer and with the wolves. :heart: And, seeing guest star @ThatBronzeGirl performing in an adventure. I'd love to see Prudence's face when they tell her what she missed. Maybe she and Morrigan would become friends? :thinking:
Do have to ask two questions: (1) Will y'all have Jasmine back for another Oxventure? (2) Will this adventure be in the "D&D Moments of 2023" video at the end of this year??
Outstanding episode. Looking forward to more. Still subscribed and a patron.
Thank you so much! Happy Easter to you too!
20:32 But it's a corn dog. Dob is theoretically vegetarian. Maybe he thought it was all corn.
Well, it's debatably better than when he ate all that leather... or all that blood
... he's not very good at being a vegetarian is he?
Now that you mention it, no.
....still, life isn't about never screwing up so much as bouncing back from failure stronger than ever. Like a hag committing to sustainable hunting practices.
Is this the team's first failed mission? Because WOW
I mean... technically Bumble was... sorta rebuilt... in part?
"Failure" isn't quite a strong enough word 😂
What do you call an 8:1 ratio of innocent bystanders to assassins killed?
Think that might technically qualify as a war crime 🤣
@@VivaLaDnDLogs so we now have 2 war criminals in the Oxventure guild. Merilwen's not alone anymore 😂
Would "A Fête worse than Death" be considered a successful mission?
@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor I think the quest part of that was getting their own bodies back so....yeeeesss????
Anyone help me out with the "Eggbert Tiger" deep cut?
Egbert doesn't believe in ghosts, so when confronted with the idea of a ghost tiger he just neatly removed the bit that didn't make sense to him
@@JohnnyChiodini Thank you very much for explaining! 😊
I have been feeling down this week and I just spent 2 hours laughing my ass off. God I love these folks! Cheers to everyone!
Did Egbert write the book of extinction?
DONT DRINK WHILE WATCHING! I nearly choked on my drink several time during this episode XD
I love how Johnny made that Botolph joke with SO MUCH eager anticipation as if *everybody* obviously knows the etymology of their city name...
Accent makes me cry
It's now canon that dwarfs have a hybrid northern/Irish/Scottish accent. Of entirely geth origins.
Northern England that is
It's actually painful
Why is everyone saying this ? French accented tabaxi is okay but not scottish dwarf ?
@@julienthijs1271 I feel like we really owe the French an apology
New girl's accent seems to be a bit of Shrek and a bit of how to train your dragon.
Yes, it seems to be a lazy mix of all of the vaguely Scottish stereotypes that she could think of that day. I had to stop watching after a couple of minutes because she was getting awfully close to coming out with “Och Aye the noo” or something equally bad.
@@eloquentlyemma I don't blame you. I took several long pauses to get through it. I've never been a fan of their guests but this felt like a new low. You didn't miss much though. Just the oxventurers (specifically Eggbert this time) blowing up the person they set out to save.
Yes Dob does have proficiency with child restraints if the papouses have anything to say about it
So, is Egbert going to become a Dark Paladin then? Cause that was a whole lot of murder for a regular paladin...
Honestly, i think it would be really funny if Egbert just woke up one day, went about his morning, then the others notice that his armour is darker than usual. La Vache Mauve stops picking up his calls, but he's entirely clueless and just goes about his day like usual, murdering innocent civillians, while still thinking he's a regular paladin. He's just got some more abilities he didn't know about, that's all.
Time to reset to 0 Days the Days without Atonement Incident Calendar.
20:20 wait, wasn't Dob vegetarian?
He's supposed to be. He also ate part of Bismuth in I think the Die Hard episode.
@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Only the mushroom like growths.
Dob thinks "corndogs" are the vegetarian counterparts of sausage in a bread canoe.
In Geth corn dogs are deep fried corn on the cob on a stick
@@Ikneeslp ... wrapped in dog fat, right? I mean, why else would you call them corn dogs?
I love her. I love the attitude, the way she just talks over the silly npcs and shuts them up, I love her fake accent. She and Prudence should play bffs. “Not at all was very tempting”. “Very silly. Foolish man. Weak, small. Easily breakable.” 10/10
OK. I tried watching this, but as a Scotsman, I genuinely cannot stand that godawful attempt at the accent. My ears are offended every time the guest opens their mouth. I'm gonna have to skip this one.
Merilwen keeps getting hit on by animals and it's incredible
Love Jasmine Bhullar in Acq. Inc. but man, that scodd-ish accent was… not the best choice. 😝
Overall still a great episode, but it's okay to try an accent and then change your mind, you don't *have* to commit!
Drusilla from Buffy levels of accent criminality from Jasmine there...
Chaotic-Good episode though!
"What do you call it when murder hasn't happened yet?" Johnny said
-My Answer: Minority Report
Damn, I went through all the comments. I thought this 8 months ago and thought that no one else caught that. I just posted the same comment and then I find yours with only a few likes. Haha you deserve more likes!
1:09:30 I just wanna point out "A large bard has catapulted into the middle of the yard" and the fact that went completely unnoticed
If the next major arc for Oxventure isn't World War I-inspired after this, it'll be a missed opportunity.
Would love to know how they conned Jasmine into playing with them
This was absolute ridiculous chaos and I am here for it
Jasmine was great. I've not heard such a natural Scottish accent since braveheart
Oh, that's what it was?
I thought that was a bad attempt at an indian accent, but it was just a terrible attempt at scottish?
Oxventure is pure seratonin. Whenever im feeling blue, this lot always picks me up.
27:00 we don't have the balls to stop you (we're all women)
what an interesting oxventure, i can't help but wonder where it takes place in the canon, is this before or after the events of the Legend of Dragons Arc because they will determine if Egbert have new Explosions to atone for or not. nice seing how well Jasmine fitted in with the group.
If they ever have the chance they should have brennan lee mulligan as a guest, his characters would fit right in.
Eg. Citizen Doctor Abraham Merhurmblur
As much as I enjoyed this latest guest, if she's invited back perhaps lets not do the accent next time.
I think they should double down and this becomes a running joke, I can foresee entire fan wikis ranking "Scottish" dwarf accents to determine who's was the worst of all time.*fyi I'm Scottish*
@@nixi7688 Yeah double down for sure, it was fun
@NIxi double down by having them all take turns doing a really bad American accent, each one gets a different region
@@13leafclover86 they already do that😂
What? Why don't you want them to do the accent?
31:40 I think is the most offended I've ever seen Johnny on camera
"Death is a very comely woman" ... Neil agrees ...
Is a shame prudence wasnt here would have loved all this
A standing immolation. Haha! That's an excellent one Luke! Well done!
So Death in geth is just tawaret? Noted.
Multiple-armed skeletal tawaret. If you've ever seen a hippo skull, Geth Death is absolutely horrifying.