30:10 YoungYakov, a man on the brink, micros his heart out. Meanwhile, the Dutch Starcraft content creator Harstem reminisces about the day his balls were crushed and the philosophy that lies therein.
I think the seesaw lesson is that taking a seesaw to the crown jewels makes you experience a different kind of pain. its not a masterclass or phd worthy, but its a lesson nonetheless.
Sometimes, it's the small lessons that make the lasting differences. So, what we really need to know is if Harstem straddled a seesaw to the groin again?
I took a knee to my groin from a friend in elementary school and he's one of my best friends to this day. The part about not crying is true, you're in too much pain and feeling too sick to cry.
It looks like the guy who won was named Jamai Loman, and this was the 2003 Idols season (the inaugural season), and Step Right Up was also released 2003. The Dutch guilder was replaced with the Euro in 2002, so it would have been euros Harstem was paying in.
Fun fact. Your testicles can twist up inside the sack, or ever go back into the body. Testicular torsion. Can cause serous problem including peeing blood.
@@epajarjestys9981 ya I was in 6th grade when a girl thought it would be funny to wind up and kick a boy in the nuts as hard as she could. He passed out, both testys destroyed. Would never be able to have kids or enjoy sex. He killed himself in his early 20s. She was suspended for a week.
@@andrewpeterson3302 That sucks. Children can be very stupid. Karma will get that bitch. May he have been reborn with balls of steel to be protected from such dangers in the future.
Oh completely. A lot of drug abuse lead to it, but. Not having balls probably lead to that. He was a wild dude though. 12 years old bringing pot to church camp lol
Idea for BGMWSS: Randomly placed stasis wards. Like you place them where the enemy would never suspect them. Close to the watchtowers, in your own mineral line for defense etc.
They weren't quite 25 euro, but they were often 20. we had stores in the US like Best Buy that just wanted to get you in the door so they'd sell CDs for $12 instead of the actual price of about $18 you'd pay at an actual record store though.
should do cannon drops, put a probe in warp prisms and make cannons, batteries, and a pylon simultaneously in the prism's power field, in addition to whatever units you'll warp in
Lots of people write cursive in daily life, at least here in central Europe. The tradition might be dying out, but it's clearly still the norm for like...feels like 40-50% of 30-40-year-olds, I'd say, and I'm sure a ton of university students do it as well, though I haven't been paying attention to it. I'd argue even if it falls out of favour, it's a good thing you have to do it in elementary school, because it's the best way to make sure you know how to *read* it when someone else uses it.
That's correct about the CD's and cost. Man, has it been that long.... We have a 10 year gap you and I, but even you remember those CD's.... Getting old here :)
I see cannonrush for 1hr on my feed omg so excited, hehe your friend is funny as can't believe you fell for that, you know you actually learnt not to listen to your friend so you did learn something...
The thing about music CDs is they should do it like K-pop does (not saying I like the music, but their concept is good) In K-pop you buy cds as "merch" they are often custom-covers signed by the artist/with a signature printed on at least. And they are limited collectibles. That way they still get cd sales out. The big issue with Music streaming like spotify is that artists often dont get much money from it. the Music industry is at an all time low iirc
Hearing Kevin talk about paying 25 euro for a CD when Linkin Park was still making CDs hurt my soul. F for Dutch music enjoyers of the late 90s/early 2000's
I don't understand why Harstem doesn't always build probe first at the start of each game? His APM is high enough to do it and still spread the probes to the minerals efficiently, no?
Most singles were either $2.99-5.99. unless the artist has no other good songs usually the whole album is worth the extra $5-7. Since I usually bought cds on sale for $10-13 from fyi or fye whatever it was called and also borders book store had a music section with sales. The extra songs were if nothing else good for listening to while cleaning, driving, walking with the portable CD player. Usually some hidden gems in there. I used to hate cannon rushers, but now I enjoy the challenge and defeating them.
11:50 I actually still write all-connected, and I agree I hated it so much in school. I cant write in block letters now, and nobody. LITERALLY NOBODY. can read what I write, not even myself at times! It ruined my handwriting for life, and why? no idea. its ugly and useless
Harstem brother ! its time to prove you are really the cheesiest MAN ALIVE ! Pull of your cannon rush in competative : ) until then you are the cheesiest baby alive :D:P love you brother thx for your content!
I have yet to come across a real sport where a player celebrates the opponent's "salt". There is more respect in fighting games, where the players thank each other after the fight is over, with blood on their face. Harstem singing he wishes the opponents to suffer is an absolute low. I am grosed out by the lack of common sense and fairplay. Even in war, you have to be a psychopath to enjoy your opponent's suffering. This is so embarassing
yea i dont quite get it , he is obviously really talented and what not but as a new viewer it seems confusing that he is constantly telling people they suck and whatnot. Comes off as a little arrogant despite having the knowledge to back up his statements. On the other hand i think it might just be a part of this gaming scene, what happened to the days of been glad you had a second player to play with.
Hey Harstem, 6:16 You do realize that you were complaining about how expensive the 3 disks you bought in your youth were; and today you are expending 120€/year for just the right to listen to music...right? Music that you don't own... How expensive were the CDs again?
Well, you don't really own the music in the CDs too, right? I'll concede though that streaming has played a huge part in the decline of the music industry. Most of the things you hear nowadays is generic stuff, you have probably heard before. There are some hidden gems though, every now and then. But, apart from the really big names, most artists tend to have a day job too
30:10 YoungYakov, a man on the brink, micros his heart out. Meanwhile, the Dutch Starcraft content creator Harstem reminisces about the day his balls were crushed and the philosophy that lies therein.
While floating 2500 gas nonetheless.
15:16 imagine using a warp prism to power the left out cannon 👀 that would be interesting
20:55
You missed a huge opportunity to say "roaches by the stairs"
I think the seesaw lesson is that taking a seesaw to the crown jewels makes you experience a different kind of pain. its not a masterclass or phd worthy, but its a lesson nonetheless.
Sometimes, it's the small lessons that make the lasting differences. So, what we really need to know is if Harstem straddled a seesaw to the groin again?
I took a knee to my groin from a friend in elementary school and he's one of my best friends to this day. The part about not crying is true, you're in too much pain and feeling too sick to cry.
It looks like the guy who won was named Jamai Loman, and this was the 2003 Idols season (the inaugural season), and Step Right Up was also released 2003. The Dutch guilder was replaced with the Euro in 2002, so it would have been euros Harstem was paying in.
29:40 "I learned nothing from that"
"he did it every week and I never figured out how to get him to stop, but he was my best friend"
Harstem needs to do a compilation of when he sings...Put it all on a CD, sell it for $25 each.
29:30 pushed the seesaw/lever fulkrum up in your CROTCH
The "Idols" brand of shows has been formatted across 56 countries as of 2022. The original show debuted as a British TV show called "Pop Idol".
Cursive. And I am still writing this way
Same
Cursive gang reporting in
cackling as he discovers the zerg moved the spore
Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was my first CD!
Your cannon rush has become canon
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the cheesers, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Love your work bro, interesting and entertaining. Unfortunately I believe your accent may be holding you back Unfortunately. But I'm definitely a fan.
@@BrianKOliver Thanks! I'm working on my accent, hope it improves over time
@@EsportsStoryteller it's crazy something so trivial can matter, anyways best of luck!
@@BrianKOliver you believe wrong
@@EsportsStoryteller Just speak your mother tongue. English is for subhumans.
Fun fact. Your testicles can twist up inside the sack, or ever go back into the body. Testicular torsion. Can cause serous problem including peeing blood.
Sounds like fun, indeed.
@@epajarjestys9981 ya I was in 6th grade when a girl thought it would be funny to wind up and kick a boy in the nuts as hard as she could. He passed out, both testys destroyed. Would never be able to have kids or enjoy sex. He killed himself in his early 20s. She was suspended for a week.
@@andrewpeterson3302 That sucks. Children can be very stupid. Karma will get that bitch. May he have been reborn with balls of steel to be protected from such dangers in the future.
Oh completely. A lot of drug abuse lead to it, but. Not having balls probably lead to that. He was a wild dude though. 12 years old bringing pot to church camp lol
Harstems laughing face looks like as if he learned how to laugh from anime series
20:58 you missed the chance to say "he left me roaches by the stairs" :
When that guy moved the spore from the main😂 lul
11:35 I believe it's called kursive, like the format. And people who can do it well write like that all the time to brag.
Pretty sure there was a player in the GSL called Life.
Differing opinion: getting hit in the jewels is definitely a crying pain.
Bring back the legendary cannon god TurkeyDano. Also these eps are my favorite cheesiest man alives
Idea for BGMWSS: Randomly placed stasis wards. Like you place them where the enemy would never suspect them. Close to the watchtowers, in your own mineral line for defense etc.
You absolutely HAVE TO publish your notes! Share the secret knowledge, teach us oh Captain my Captain!😁
The cheesiest man alive makes my day lmao.
People who dont even play SC watch u for your sheer joy of playing a game right
You're a content MACHINE!
It was called cursive and you learn it because a lot of historical documents are written like that. :)
They weren't quite 25 euro, but they were often 20. we had stores in the US like Best Buy that just wanted to get you in the door so they'd sell CDs for $12 instead of the actual price of about $18 you'd pay at an actual record store though.
should do cannon drops, put a probe in warp prisms and make cannons, batteries, and a pylon simultaneously in the prism's power field, in addition to whatever units you'll warp in
That takes way too long to build. They will of course get destroyed when the opponent sends units.
hes done that already in a bgwss
yet more mad skills lol cannon rushes are so painful, but hilarious, nice video harstem
Lots of people write cursive in daily life, at least here in central Europe. The tradition might be dying out, but it's clearly still the norm for like...feels like 40-50% of 30-40-year-olds, I'd say, and I'm sure a ton of university students do it as well, though I haven't been paying attention to it.
I'd argue even if it falls out of favour, it's a good thing you have to do it in elementary school, because it's the best way to make sure you know how to *read* it when someone else uses it.
My opponents become cannon fodders when I do it
that seesaw story hit too hard T_T
That's correct about the CD's and cost. Man, has it been that long.... We have a 10 year gap you and I, but even you remember those CD's.... Getting old here :)
talking about being hit in the crown jewels. Laughed so hard
Liv which is Swedish for life is actually a pretty common name
Imagine buying CDs when you could download from KaZaa
Limewire pro
Bearshare is the new Napster guys
Where else could you find "Bob Marley - Red red wine" or "no doubt - come on Eileen (Ska)"?
Light*
I saw linken park in concert in 2008. Was fantastic!
I see cannonrush for 1hr on my feed omg so excited, hehe your friend is funny as can't believe you fell for that, you know you actually learnt not to listen to your friend so you did learn something...
I get you Harstem, cursive in school is dumb.
You sir, are very good at what you do. And what you do is hard. Great content!
He should do a bgmwss where he cant use warpgate only gateway
This is the queso I was waiting for
Cannon rush episodes are my favorite episodes
I’m coming back to use this to learn the art
The thing about music CDs is they should do it like K-pop does (not saying I like the music, but their concept is good)
In K-pop you buy cds as "merch" they are often custom-covers signed by the artist/with a signature printed on at least. And they are limited collectibles.
That way they still get cd sales out. The big issue with Music streaming like spotify is that artists often dont get much money from it. the Music industry is at an all time low iirc
I have a couple of friends that still write in cursive
Now I am tempted to have a freeing feeling 💩
Hearing Kevin talk about paying 25 euro for a CD when Linkin Park was still making CDs hurt my soul. F for Dutch music enjoyers of the late 90s/early 2000's
The good old cannon rush
May be my 100th hour of Harstem now.
I never touched sc2.
god i love cannon rushes
Yeah. Me too
I really felt the second win in the 3rd game. Mass Oracles can just be OP, like litteraly.
I don't understand why Harstem doesn't always build probe first at the start of each game? His APM is high enough to do it and still spread the probes to the minerals efficiently, no?
If only we got a dollar for every cannons Harstem cancelled when cannon rushing, we could get rich 🤣
That's what actually happens to the 25% resources you lose when canceling. We don't notice because it gets spread across all humans.
Call it the Smoked Gouda strategy.
24:25 Maybe ur friend is Life the Sc2 player? :o
You are awesome mate :) keep it up! You will do well in life. Attitude is all - you will do well… better than well.
8:19 What did you think would happen?
We Kick Butt Everyday, Yeah
You are my hero.
Most singles were either $2.99-5.99. unless the artist has no other good songs usually the whole album is worth the extra $5-7. Since I usually bought cds on sale for $10-13 from fyi or fye whatever it was called and also borders book store had a music section with sales. The extra songs were if nothing else good for listening to while cleaning, driving, walking with the portable CD player. Usually some hidden gems in there. I used to hate cannon rushers, but now I enjoy the challenge and defeating them.
CD prob around 12 euro back then, depending on the strength of the euro
There are over 11 000 men named "Leif" in norway, and this is perfectly normal. Please do not bully them.
You are a legend bro!
11:50 I actually still write all-connected, and I agree I hated it so much in school. I cant write in block letters now, and nobody. LITERALLY NOBODY. can read what I write, not even myself at times! It ruined my handwriting for life, and why? no idea. its ugly and useless
hero must be watching your videos, he just did the same thing in GSL kek
Euro came out in 1989.. and im the American. sheesh
cannon rush = like !
THERE WAS NO GG ON THE FIRST GAME!!!!
WHY IN THE EVER LOVING HEAVENS WOULD YOU CANCEL THE PYLON AT 18:55?!
ik schrijf nog steeds gewoon aan elkaar zonder blokletters hoor :P
This is magic!! *wins* Anyway, this one song cost me like 10 bucks
I can watch cannon rush all day just saying...
15:35 is disgusting.....
*Wins game*
Anyways..
Sup Kevin DeKoning
I dont know why he won 1 game
Cool Video good strats
I am unbiased, so it must be true.
In 03 or so I had Malice Mizer's album Mervielles shipped from Japan to Eastern U.S. for about $30. So 10 euro for one song, you got ripped off homie
Harstem brother ! its time to prove you are really the cheesiest MAN ALIVE ! Pull of your cannon rush in competative : ) until then you are the cheesiest baby alive :D:P love you brother thx for your content!
He successfully cannonrushed vs Dark on Romanticide already a while ago.
@@henningbreede6428 then he is the cheesiest man :D can u link me the game ?
thx
Best. Cheese
Classic.
imagine paying for music
" I hope he kills it.. I really don't want it anyway" Then spends the next 45 min complaining about not having a core. =) Always entertaining here gg.
lovely! Lets watch :3
Capitan!
You must make more road to rank 1 episodes! Playing these 5800 players regularly is really showing. Increase the skill level, Capitan!
I have yet to come across a real sport where a player celebrates the opponent's "salt". There is more respect in fighting games, where the players thank each other after the fight is over, with blood on their face. Harstem singing he wishes the opponents to suffer is an absolute low. I am grosed out by the lack of common sense and fairplay. Even in war, you have to be a psychopath to enjoy your opponent's suffering. This is so embarassing
yea i dont quite get it , he is obviously really talented and what not but as a new viewer it seems confusing that he is constantly telling people they suck and whatnot. Comes off as a little arrogant despite having the knowledge to back up his statements. On the other hand i think it might just be a part of this gaming scene, what happened to the days of been glad you had a second player to play with.
Hey Harstem, 6:16 You do realize that you were complaining about how expensive the 3 disks you bought in your youth were; and today you are expending 120€/year for just the right to listen to music...right? Music that you don't own... How expensive were the CDs again?
Well, you don't really own the music in the CDs too, right?
I'll concede though that streaming has played a huge part in the decline of the music industry. Most of the things you hear nowadays is generic stuff, you have probably heard before. There are some hidden gems though, every now and then. But, apart from the really big names, most artists tend to have a day job too
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SC2 looks ugly.
Cannon rushing, and introducing it as a fun thing to do; sure fire way to kill sc2. L decision on an otherwise great channel