Shadow of mordor friendly uruk quotes

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  • @elbiflo5471
    @elbiflo5471 8 лет назад +3836

    He deserved to be a warchief ! MAH BOI

    • @Erreul
      @Erreul 7 лет назад +120

      It is written, only The Friendly can defeat the forces of Uruks.

    • @lordofwars9052
      @lordofwars9052 7 лет назад +27

      So much politeness

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 7 лет назад +103

      he did become a warchief
      look after 2:45 at his armour

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +19

      Also the icon ;)

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 7 лет назад

      El biflo lol

  • @FonVegen
    @FonVegen 7 лет назад +543

    I had one of those recently... "There is no hate in my heart!"
    Turns out, he *seriously* hated losing. So much for that.

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 7 лет назад +178

      Hate is such a strong word, let's just say he had a extreme distaste for losing.

    • @darkdevil6508
      @darkdevil6508 7 лет назад +10

      This was so funny to imagine lol.

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +2

      I actually had one saying that as well ...
      ...
      Only that he did have a hate. Hate of His Rival. :,D

    • @BlazeBluetm35
      @BlazeBluetm35 7 лет назад +1

      this made my day.

    • @Motolmang
      @Motolmang 2 года назад +1

      "There is no hate in my heart!
      [ENRAGED BY EVERYTHING]

  • @brainhostgumbly0619
    @brainhostgumbly0619 8 лет назад +4682

    *MYBOY*
    edit: Holy shit it's just the first two lines, 4k well earned(?)

  • @slackboy1017
    @slackboy1017 8 лет назад +1343

    MY BOY!!!! STICKY GLUE!!!! LUCKY US!!! *Prak Jaws scream*

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 8 лет назад +73

      In his immortal, and ONLY words, "Burn. MAIM. KILL THEM ALL!"

    • @prakjaws3542
      @prakjaws3542 7 лет назад +38

      *The Worms! In my head, they wiggle! Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle!*

    • @Moshthun
      @Moshthun 7 лет назад +9

      Slackboy 101 BUTTOOOOONSSS!!!

    • @gerardmagos3608
      @gerardmagos3608 7 лет назад +3

      so does that mean prack jaws worships khorne

    • @rafabuda0
      @rafabuda0 7 лет назад +5

      that's not your line Prak!

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 лет назад +946

    Plot twist: he's serious

  • @Gustaf_V
    @Gustaf_V 7 лет назад +554

    I wish Friendlies Were "Friendly"

    • @adrianbrando5537
      @adrianbrando5537 7 лет назад +22

      BBerry well you can brand them.

    • @Gustaf_V
      @Gustaf_V 7 лет назад +82

      They are not the Friendly anymore when you brand them. They lose all Personality

    • @adrianbrando5537
      @adrianbrando5537 7 лет назад +105

      BBerry that's... Kind of sad

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 7 лет назад +129

      I hear they're fixing that for the sequel. Heck apparently some of your orcs aren't even Branded at all and just follow you because they actually want to and that's...interesting.

    • @adrianbrando5537
      @adrianbrando5537 7 лет назад +7

      Goraka91 noice!

  • @nunchakudude
    @nunchakudude 7 лет назад +101

    "Turn away, leave now, I wouldn't dream of stabbing you in back." Whoever wrote the dialogue for this game is a damn genius.

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +17

      And once you meet him again, he calls you coward. :,D

  • @CBeavr
    @CBeavr 7 лет назад +149

    1:54 he even offers you a drink when you crash his feast, what a fine sir of an uruk!

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 7 лет назад +281

    *M Y B O Y*
    *Y*
    *L*
    *A*
    *D*

  • @evansheehan9258
    @evansheehan9258 7 лет назад +851

    I almost felt bad for killing my first friendly Uruk. But that was before he rose from the dead twice and became my nemesis.

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 7 лет назад +70

      Evan Sheehan I'd never kill a friendly Uruk - I'd brand

    • @HighLordGungeon
      @HighLordGungeon 7 лет назад +6

      Nils Vos Branding them takes away the unique dialog.

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 7 лет назад +13

      Coney the zombie525 still, better than murdering him

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 7 лет назад +68

      Evan Sheehan my nemesis was a butcher who blocked everything and was enraged by everything had a huge posse a big fuck off poisoned sword, he came back from the dead 6 times 4 of them in the span of a few minutes, only thing that could beat him was Morgi flies

    • @silentbeats7015
      @silentbeats7015 7 лет назад +38

      ThePeaceMaker28 I'm sorry for the pain you have endured

  • @bloodydragon
    @bloodydragon 7 лет назад +62

    Horhog sounded like he was about to roast the fuck out of him in the first 3 seconds

    • @fraydizs7302
      @fraydizs7302 7 лет назад +16

      Ty Spikes lol "boi you raith possessed ass, no one ring having ass, broken dagger having ass NIGGAAA!"
      *talion dies from roast*
      Horhog gains 15 respect

    • @Ken-mv9pm
      @Ken-mv9pm 7 лет назад +1

      Fraydizs X'D

    • @bloodydragon
      @bloodydragon 7 лет назад +15

      "👏 Horhog the Roastly 👏"
      Strengths: Supreme Humiliation Skills
      Weaknesses: None

  • @RebelCannonClub74
    @RebelCannonClub74 8 лет назад +987

    Patches the Orc?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад

      Who's Patches?

    • @brainhostgumbly0619
      @brainhostgumbly0619 8 лет назад +88

      +kabob 007 dark souls reference

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +49

      Iron Knuckle Ah. By the way, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Prâk Jaws?

    • @C-Mush
      @C-Mush 7 лет назад +41

      Depends are you a cleric?

    • @Heydelios
      @Heydelios 7 лет назад +8

      Dear god, not Prak. The one that makes Death shit itself.

  • @MrAppleby56
    @MrAppleby56 7 лет назад +86

    "MY LAD"
    Ultimate bro.

  • @Sashi_Mee
    @Sashi_Mee 7 лет назад +100

    that one uruk who had an actual mom

    • @minuteman3317
      @minuteman3317 7 лет назад +10

      The one Uruk that came from the suburbs.

  • @ELK1989612
    @ELK1989612 8 лет назад +260

    What a nice fellow

  • @Mailed-Knight
    @Mailed-Knight 7 лет назад +349

    Did you hurt your old pal?

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 7 лет назад +92

      Grim Knight I hope he didn't. I'd want this Uruk on my side

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 лет назад +27

      Same.

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 7 лет назад +19

      I see what you did there. I liked it.

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +8

      As soon as he said that, it instantly flashed back to Shetland in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory because that`s the last thing he says before you have the option to kill or spare (but both end with him (Shetland) being killed).
      "You wouldn`t shoot an old friend."
      He used to be the main protagonist`s best friend.

  • @forden9125
    @forden9125 7 лет назад +134

    "The friendly"
    Never before have I heard such a blatant lie coming from an Uruk.

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger 7 лет назад +73

      Well, he *is* polite and soft-spoken while trying to murder you; I guess that's as friendly as an Uruk can get.

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +2

      In this game, at least.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 7 лет назад +30

      that's because you haven't seen the "the literate" one who is only capable of staring and screaming at the top of hist lungs

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +1

      ROFL!

  • @deadknight1402
    @deadknight1402 7 лет назад +181

    MY BOY! This is the Dark Lord that all true Uruks strive for.

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 7 лет назад +65

    "would you really hurt your old pal?" no, no i wouldn't. your being branded haha

  • @herrpestdoktor7072
    @herrpestdoktor7072 7 лет назад +542

    this uruk has betzer maners than the most people today

  • @tim4330
    @tim4330 7 лет назад +30

    man this guy seems like someone who would have a cupboards full with different types of tea in his tent.

  • @donaldthump6461
    @donaldthump6461 7 лет назад +995

    Who came back to videos like this because of shadow of war ?

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 7 лет назад +9

      Random Person From the Internet
      More like who's just now started playing Shadow of Mordor.

    • @donaldthump6461
      @donaldthump6461 7 лет назад +1

      I like the way you think

    • @olliejbaker4324
      @olliejbaker4324 7 лет назад +1

      Random Person From the Internet
      I've gone back to playing it
      In hope of finding a Prak Jaws

    • @Metts1337
      @Metts1337 7 лет назад

      Random Person From the Internet me, I can't wait til shadow of war

    • @MegaCaza1
      @MegaCaza1 7 лет назад

      Random Person From the Internet Loj

  • @thefinalsin47
    @thefinalsin47 7 лет назад +64

    I pray to God that he shows up in shadow of war

  • @Derakor117
    @Derakor117 7 лет назад +55

    best orc is a friendly orc

    • @Thegoatilias2325
      @Thegoatilias2325 7 лет назад

      Derek LaButte there not orcs but uruks only ratbag is a orc

  • @TheClarkBark
    @TheClarkBark 7 лет назад +22

    "We don't have to fight!" *proceeds to fight*

  • @Akilroth234
    @Akilroth234 7 лет назад +22

    this guy was on at least seven layers of irony

  • @Freedm762
    @Freedm762 7 лет назад +218

    horhog is basically australian orc lol

    • @wingnoot048
      @wingnoot048 7 лет назад +14

      freedm7.62 as an Australian I can confirm this

    • @localmongoloid5532
      @localmongoloid5532 7 лет назад +23

      freedm7.62
      He's not Australian because he's not screaming 'cunt' and 'mate' every few seconds.
      I'm Australian, and I can confirm this.

    • @ulyssestheoutsider415
      @ulyssestheoutsider415 7 лет назад

      I'm a fucking moron. Exactly

    • @Freedm762
      @Freedm762 7 лет назад +1

      +I'm a fucking moron. come to think of it, you're right aahahahha

    • @localmongoloid5532
      @localmongoloid5532 7 лет назад +9

      OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE,
      OY OY OY

  • @Halo1138
    @Halo1138 7 лет назад +21

    "If I kill the monstah, do I BECOME the monstah? OWH I HOOOPE SO!"

  • @cedrikullrich4298
    @cedrikullrich4298 7 лет назад +151

    I'd date him.

    • @skillmyster666
      @skillmyster666 7 лет назад +23

      Chillhelm der Breite I'd bend him over and show him a good timr

    • @metado100
      @metado100 7 лет назад

      You guys would make sex with a Uruk?

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 7 лет назад +13

      Strange Guy my friend you clearly don't know humans very well

    • @metado100
      @metado100 7 лет назад +1

      What are you talking about?

    • @metado100
      @metado100 7 лет назад

      lol

  • @KittyNoodlesPPC
    @KittyNoodlesPPC 8 лет назад +32

    That there Uruk has more fluid hip movement than I do. Dammit.

  • @abraxasvirus2218
    @abraxasvirus2218 8 лет назад +432

    MAH BOI i was like MY NIGGA :D!!!!!!!!!

  • @TMillsMusic
    @TMillsMusic 7 лет назад +7

    "My boy!" Gets me every time.

  • @domgwapo
    @domgwapo 7 лет назад +40

    10/10 would brand

  • @LemonHDfilms1337
    @LemonHDfilms1337 7 лет назад +20

    Want a full army of friendly uruks, all being polite and nice to each other :)

  • @xlChronos
    @xlChronos 7 лет назад +54

    When you buy the british version of the game

    • @darketribute1562
      @darketribute1562 7 лет назад +15

      All orcs are British, apparently.

    • @veme2857
      @veme2857 7 лет назад +1

      Eddy You killed me XD

    • @xlChronos
      @xlChronos 7 лет назад +1

      vincent milesi Glad I can make someone laugh with my cheesy jokes d:

    • @spanz9538
      @spanz9538 6 лет назад +1

      Eddy more like canadian

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 6 лет назад +1

      DarkeTribute Well, Tolkien did actually write all the orcs dialect in form of east London factory laborers way of talking.
      That being said, he had nothing against blue collar workers, he just thought that their "rough" form of English would be perfect for Orcs.

  • @adventuroushero1229
    @adventuroushero1229 6 лет назад +4

    I forgot the title of the video, so I searched "Shadow of War most British orc" on RUclips and found it XD

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 7 лет назад +33

    "I am not like dem other orcs"

  • @thefinalsin47
    @thefinalsin47 7 лет назад +25

    I'm so conflicted

  • @billythorpinson4012
    @billythorpinson4012 7 лет назад +12

    I remember one of my nemeses to be an archer (crossbow) came back from death something like 4 times (5 if you count the ending nemesis battle) ended up as one of those uruks with a sack over their head and all he would say after his 4th and 5th deaths was "I hate you, I hate you for what you've done to me"

  • @moret25
    @moret25 7 лет назад +4

    "Would you REALLY hurt your old pal?" At that point; I wanted to leave him alone; I couldn't kill him after that quote

  • @dustinpham2031
    @dustinpham2031 7 лет назад +8

    Nemesis Forge. It means we can put this dude into the sequel

  • @maggintons
    @maggintons 7 лет назад +7

    Horhog is basically The Joker of Shadow Of Mordor.

  • @spawner2469
    @spawner2469 7 лет назад +18

    "Due to the fact that everything you've said so far was not in accordance to your actions, YES. I. WOULD!"
    -the TearOfGrace type of answer.

  • @MhmD-TH
    @MhmD-TH 7 лет назад +5

    "thought you were supposed to be brave....but you ran away like a pathetic coward!" HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +1

      Even worse, it`s quite possible for him to say the same thing, even if it was *him* that ran away (Retreated) before you did.

  • @Edithae
    @Edithae 7 лет назад +6

    So polite and civilized.

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 7 лет назад +8

    Motivation: to kill his enemies with kindness:

  • @ijustreview
    @ijustreview 7 лет назад +130

    Did he wind up being your nemesis? Or did he get beheaded when you beat him at the end there.

    • @dickzabreesky7435
      @dickzabreesky7435 7 лет назад +22

      That was a war chief death, so he got beheaded then

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 7 лет назад

      Foul Fagus You can chose to brand him

    • @Ogr252
      @Ogr252 7 лет назад

      Its not only warchief death, its also battle-hardened trait.

  • @thedoctorscat
    @thedoctorscat 7 лет назад +15

    Imagine how difficult that Uruk got once he got all the points from these events D:

    • @mastertrey4683
      @mastertrey4683 7 лет назад

      Power 20 uruks are hard but only if they have good attengths and the weaknesses sre hard to find. For example if the captain had a fear of graugs only, he was a combat master and invulnerable to all combat finishers, stealth finishers, and bow finishers, and had a hate of burns, hate of pain, hate of losing, he would be very hard to beat, but of course, that depends if you have wraith burn and wraith flash unlocked, because if you do you can kill him easily

  • @victorhagen6460
    @victorhagen6460 7 лет назад +6

    He is the dad we need but don't deserve

  • @Madalovin
    @Madalovin 7 лет назад +8

    Was going to say that a few of these did not seem friendly. But then I caught myself and realized these are all the quotes from the 'friendly' titled Uruks. :P

  • @Gryphus.
    @Gryphus. 7 лет назад +26

    *MAH BOI*

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 7 лет назад +6

    It's amazing that with over a hundred hours of gameplay I've heard almost none of these lines before.

  • @chriskoloski32
    @chriskoloski32 7 лет назад +8

    he's more like passive aggressive sarcastic rather than friendly

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI 7 лет назад +7

    that moment when you are the bad guy......

  • @Ghoffman91
    @Ghoffman91 7 лет назад +3

    That settles it, whenever I am about to engage someone in combat in a video game I am gonna greet them by yelling *My Boy!*

  • @Shay96
    @Shay96 7 лет назад +12

    The "friendly" is a bold faced liar.

    • @Furymgs3
      @Furymgs3 7 лет назад +2

      More like an understatement, I think.

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 7 лет назад +2

      Westy "The polite" would be more fitting

  • @bakedzucchini475
    @bakedzucchini475 7 лет назад +16

    In shadow of war you should totally be able to make friends with the friendly uruks

    • @AdolfHitler-pm3lc
      @AdolfHitler-pm3lc 7 лет назад

      A. Salsacookie How TF does it work as a Nemesis? you get into a fight over who's more polite?

    • @AdolfHitler-pm3lc
      @AdolfHitler-pm3lc 7 лет назад +2

      A. Salsacookie Yea I know, I mean, if he's actually friendly how is he your nemesis, you guys gonna start trying to do the nicest things for each other

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 7 лет назад

      Adolf Hitler Quests for him or something like that

  • @Cizma77
    @Cizma77 7 лет назад +13

    i'm almost finished with the game and all i have to say is
    what the fuck

    • @Cizma77
      @Cizma77 7 лет назад +6

      I finished the game and all I have to say is
      what the fuck

    • @mastertrey4683
      @mastertrey4683 7 лет назад +1

      My boy.!Devour my penile erection your foul shrahkyboy

  • @domaszizas6106
    @domaszizas6106 7 лет назад +7

    Horhog the SARCASTIC

  • @DakarTwelve
    @DakarTwelve 7 лет назад +1

    He's dancin'. It's always a good time to groove in Mordor.

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 7 лет назад +6

    He seems like a reasonable fellow

  • @juanmarodriguez6010
    @juanmarodriguez6010 7 лет назад +6

    the joker of the uruks 😂

  • @GoldieMethrans
    @GoldieMethrans 7 лет назад +3

    The 1st thought after watching this video:
    "W T H?"

  • @bloodreaper8822
    @bloodreaper8822 7 лет назад +5

    when I find him he will join my army

  • @KnightsRealm98
    @KnightsRealm98 3 года назад +1

    Somehow the politeness makes it even creepier....

  • @sebastianschwarzel2732
    @sebastianschwarzel2732 8 лет назад +9

    hornoks fall to the dark side

  • @JustMeJoeLee
    @JustMeJoeLee 5 лет назад +1

    “....this peace is what al true warriors strive for”

  • @Susono09
    @Susono09 7 лет назад +2

    MAH BOI, He wanted to give him the sword.

  • @zoroarkking18
    @zoroarkking18 7 лет назад +4

    A little too friendly with some of those quotes, I say.

  • @gabehash8061
    @gabehash8061 7 лет назад

    "MY BOY" and "MY LAD" Never ceases to crack me up lol

  • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
    @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 7 лет назад +4

    If all scottish people are as friendly as this guy. i want to live in scotland

  • @brandonp1892
    @brandonp1892 7 лет назад

    You look like a fine Gentlemen too. I didn't know Uruks were so kind. What a delightful surprise.

  • @WriterKing92
    @WriterKing92 7 лет назад +2

    I am SO going to Brand the first one of these I meet. I am painfully aware I am late to Mordor, but with Shadow of War, I want to have this guy pop up for me there….
    Am I weird?

  • @ponkumaran6930
    @ponkumaran6930 4 года назад +1

    "What did i ever do to you to deserve such cursing"

  • @ElysianTyrant
    @ElysianTyrant 7 лет назад

    This is so much better than grunts and clicking sounds for 9 awkward seconds.

  • @thecrazedshadow8970
    @thecrazedshadow8970 8 лет назад +2

    'Oh are you bleeding are you dying ..guess what I WON

  • @iprainwater7461
    @iprainwater7461 7 лет назад +2

    Welp, I know who I'M taking to Shadow of War.

  • @doctor1750
    @doctor1750 7 лет назад

    You can tell he's getting pissed and more pissed as it goes on

  • @Dro1540G
    @Dro1540G 7 лет назад +8

    M Y L A D

  • @TheSilversepiroth
    @TheSilversepiroth 7 лет назад +4

    Anybody else hoping that they follow their word in Shadows of War?

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 7 лет назад

    I love his demeanor. Half the time it sounds like he wants to take the ranger out to a nice dinner, while the other time he just sugar coats his threats of murdering.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 11 месяцев назад

    My favorite is "we don't need to fight, a cup for the good man!"

  • @noahtylerpritchett2682
    @noahtylerpritchett2682 3 года назад

    "MYBOI"
    There is no one more deserving and acknowledging of a father than he if he was one.

  • @axelcalamaco1065
    @axelcalamaco1065 7 лет назад +4

    Shadow of Mordor: UK edition

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 7 лет назад +2

    He started out as "The Friendly", then became "The Sexually Depraved".

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 Год назад

    In Shadow of War the friendly orc seems genuine. This often comes off as veiled threats.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 11 месяцев назад

    Truly yours was a friendship that couldn't be

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 7 лет назад +4

    Just kiss him already! I can't take so much sexual tension.

  • @RoadRunner217
    @RoadRunner217 7 лет назад +3

    more like "... the Sarcastic".

  • @tristenstevens7561
    @tristenstevens7561 7 лет назад +13

    MA BOI!!!

  • @nicholasnguyen5181
    @nicholasnguyen5181 2 года назад

    He really is friendly… . Least till he calls you a coward, and actually wants to fight you

  • @Henry-po8rj
    @Henry-po8rj 7 лет назад +2

    He's like Ramsay Bolton, innit?

  • @mryetiman6302
    @mryetiman6302 7 лет назад +2

    *passive aggressiveness intensifies*

  • @anupamthapa.
    @anupamthapa. 7 лет назад +2

    Morhog the Sarcastic Uruk.

  • @arnolink8968
    @arnolink8968 7 лет назад

    I like how it the same guy and I never heard some of those lines before so good job MY BOY

  • @Henners1991
    @Henners1991 7 лет назад

    I get the feeling that it's a more 'sinister' kind of friendliness.

  • @scrungobeepis5443
    @scrungobeepis5443 7 лет назад +6

    *_M Y B O Y_*

  • @XMan396
    @XMan396 7 лет назад +1

    seems more sarcastic then anythinf else

  • @flatbred4790
    @flatbred4790 7 лет назад

    I had one of these in my game. He showed up everywhere and I learned to fear the sound of "MY BOI"

  • @goatsandbullets
    @goatsandbullets 7 лет назад

    I love how sarcastic he is.