Other good Talion comeback ideas Thief orc: "that's some shiny gear you got there. I could spend all day staring at it once it's been mounted on my wall" Talion: "enjoy it now, it'll be the last thing you ever see" Overlord: "surely the great battle will be fought at Barad-Dur. What is this fortress to you" Talion: "to me it is just another obstacle. But to you, this will be your grave" Overlord: "you will never take this fort" Talion: "then I'll settle for your head" Overlord: "I cannot fail. I have been chosen by the dark lord himself" Talion: "then he chose very poorly" Overlord: "you must know your task is hopeless. How could you ever hope to defeat the armies of the dark lord?" Talion: "I suppose killing you is as good a start as any" Overlord: "how dare you enter the dark lord's fort" Talion: "it's not his any more" Overlord: "even if you kill me, my brothers will avenge me" Talion: "unlikely, I killed them on the way in" Overlord: "I'm glad you made it into the heart of my fortress. Now I get the pleasure of dismantling you personally" Talion: "make the most of it, it's not a pleasure you'll enjoy for long"
Overlord: I have been chosen by Dark Lord to become the new tower Talion: And you will fall like the last one did Bruz: I don't want the fort, it's your fort, alright? Your fort Talion: Haven't we been through this already? Overlord: *deranged* (not special deranged types) woo woo woo Talion: Finally, a language that suits you
The ones I've seen just have generic Singer dialogue. One time though, an overlord was called "the Black Blade" and he had specific dialogue for that - something to the tune of "You'll never best my fortress, or my black blade!" - guy was like some anime character.
I just had a very funny thought after seeing the Thunder-Bowels. What if he (or a Runny-Bowels) made his throne into a toilet and the waste went to the furnace behind him? It would be funny to hear him constantly complain about the bad smell when it's all his doing. XD
As of the release of the Slaughter Tribe there are frost weapons. That looks like an upgraded Rangers Sword, so a Rare or Epic rangers sword with a frost elemental effect.
Overlord joins the fight? Could you explain that because I haven't seen anything like that yet. Keep in mind that I'm only on Act 2 and just captured my first fortress at Nurnen.
Cheng Teoh it happens when enemy war chiefs are attacking the fortress and all of the points are lost that’s when your overlord comes and joins the fight
Cheng Teoh At stage 3 or if you have the endless siege dlc when you lose all your victory points and warchiefs defending your fort your overlord comes out of his throne room to join the fight it's pretty badass
I'm going to guess that the endless sieges happen after you complete the main story, if so then it'll take some time to get to that point, but I'll see what I can do when I do come across it.
feels bad for bruz, he works hard and is honest about what he wants and is loyal to a fault, he helps you learn the ropes and everything then talion is like you wanted to be an overlord? how about no
For me Talion became a nazgul around level 40. Should've done Eltariels final quest later because wraith wrath was better than Talions ability to raise wights.
Nope not cheated death, he happened to show up in an online assault of a fortress. Actually most if not all of these happened while I was doing the online sieges so everyone of my favorite ologs are still around ... at least I think they are. :)
“I won’t need any tricks to beat you”
*Proceeds to draw a poisoned sword*
Now this comment just made me smile. Yup, just a poisoned sword, arrows that cause freezing and wraith fire stun, no tricks at all. lol.
Strategic lying
that is pure skill1111
@@ChengTeoh what's that armor?
0:33 "You'll be picking them with my steel. Open wide."
*air horns in the distance*
SEP116 Savage Level Over 9000
Other good Talion comeback ideas
Thief orc: "that's some shiny gear you got there. I could spend all day staring at it once it's been mounted on my wall"
Talion: "enjoy it now, it'll be the last thing you ever see"
Overlord: "surely the great battle will be fought at Barad-Dur. What is this fortress to you"
Talion: "to me it is just another obstacle. But to you, this will be your grave"
Overlord: "you will never take this fort"
Talion: "then I'll settle for your head"
Overlord: "I cannot fail. I have been chosen by the dark lord himself"
Talion: "then he chose very poorly"
Overlord: "you must know your task is hopeless. How could you ever hope to defeat the armies of the dark lord?"
Talion: "I suppose killing you is as good a start as any"
Overlord: "how dare you enter the dark lord's fort"
Talion: "it's not his any more"
Overlord: "even if you kill me, my brothers will avenge me"
Talion: "unlikely, I killed them on the way in"
Overlord: "I'm glad you made it into the heart of my fortress. Now I get the pleasure of dismantling you personally"
Talion: "make the most of it, it's not a pleasure you'll enjoy for long"
These are great ideas
The Baradur fortress line does have a comeback Talion just says "A stepping stone"
damn bro nice
"Even if you kill me, my brothers will avenge me."
"Unlikely, I killed them on the way in."
That's cold as ice.
Overlord: I have been chosen by Dark Lord to become the new tower
Talion: And you will fall like the last one did
Bruz: I don't want the fort, it's your fort, alright? Your fort
Talion: Haven't we been through this already?
Overlord: *deranged* (not special deranged types) woo woo woo
Talion: Finally, a language that suits you
I love it when the devs let Talion have an actual personality. Biggest flaw of the first game IMO
Da Shieldmasta, why do I see you everywhere?
He still doesnt have much of a personality 😂
Da Shieldmasta TOS-DINGO
2:52
Why did you cut out Talion's response on this one? "That's right - and yet you're still here." It was the most badass counter of all.
That's odd, when I got that one Talion didn't say a thing .. he just pulled out his sword. By the way have you ever come across an overlord singer?
The ones I've seen just have generic Singer dialogue. One time though, an overlord was called "the Black Blade" and he had specific dialogue for that - something to the tune of "You'll never best my fortress, or my black blade!" - guy was like some anime character.
Corey Everett black blade must be an anime villain
Did you get it as fallen Talion cause I'm pretty sure they have different counters
3:07 just let that sink in.
I already have a sink
What the hell does that sink want now
3:47 Shames bruz who's deranged bruz *become deranged*
Me: Excuse wtf
The fort is now mine twice as much.
It's It's your your fort fort
I wish Talion had more savage dialogue like this
me too.
3:42 A deranged Bruz became deranged? O_O
i was laughing my ass off when bruz was crying saying he does not want the fort
How cool would it be to have to assault a fortress filled with the original Bruz and the deranged Bruz as overlord and captain orcs?
that would be funny as hell
@ nigga I don’t even remember what I was talking about this game 2 years old
Talion's comebacks are always awesome
Good choice of song for the end, evil Morty’s theme is badass
General Racoon Ahh, I see you are a man/woman of culture as well.
High IQ spotted
He was just trying to give you the fortress 1:37
"Brave words for someone hiding from battle."
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
That music box made it way more ominous. Made me remember how terrifying Talion is to those that follow him.
Talion:preparing to fight bruz to the death
Brüz:ITS YOUr FORT
I really like these moments when Talion actually has a personality of his own and isn't just a John Snow wannabe.
Ar-benu sounds like reinhardt from overwatch
**sitting on the thrown**
“I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FORT! YOU CAN HAVE IT!”
"I don't want the fort! You can have it! It's your fort, alright, your fort!"
Dialogue: "If you insist..."
The final insult: nobody was there to celebrate ranger kicking Ur-Edin's head.
3:27 FUBAR - means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
0:55 is that the Dragon Lord from the gameplay trailer?
Maybe
I don't think so, the Dragon has a different helmet. Just a pain seeker who happened to have a fire thrower.
3:40 something doesn't seem right...
I love the ones where Talion fires back.
His replies are always badass lol I love it
4:16 Took a second to click that I was hearing the Evil Morty theme.
"It's your fort" : - ;
can we all just appriciate talions swordsmanship
*"ITS YOUR FORT"*
Those sick burns
1:32 that is all
Tf is this? Mortal Kombat intros?
Many of these guys are undoubtedly someone’s follower from the first game. Look at the names!
I faced the singing overlorde and it was the funniest experience I had in mordor.
I'm curious have you had more than one singing orc?
No but to ryhmers
Golm the unashamed’s death was really gruesome since he looked right at us all sad
FOR THE DAMAGED OLOG
Yeah, I love this song, but it's sooo creepy.
Lel Lawliet Dissident Est Là but what's the name of the song
@@windowwatcher9161 ruclips.net/video/WqDRzI0AvcM/видео.html
@@windowwatcher9161 there you go
Its the music
Yeah, it is
Evil Morty’s theme
What's the music box music at the bright lord part of the video
@@windowwatcher9161 this ruclips.net/video/WqDRzI0AvcM/видео.html
I just had a very funny thought after seeing the Thunder-Bowels. What if he (or a Runny-Bowels) made his throne into a toilet and the waste went to the furnace behind him? It would be funny to hear him constantly complain about the bad smell when it's all his doing. XD
Maku thunder bowels.
1:34 Brúz didn't learn his lesson the first time lol, how did he get to overlord?
That's a nice blue cloak you got there. What tribe gave you that?
Also, that gold armour is nice too.
2:00 what sword is that and how is glowing frost ?
As of the release of the Slaughter Tribe there are frost weapons. That looks like an upgraded Rangers Sword, so a Rare or Epic rangers sword with a frost elemental effect.
Always recruit the legendary ones
1:33 well that was easier than I thought
Quote from 5:35 is so chilling
You can have the fort!!...
Wait, Brûz can become deranged a second time?
Why did that green gas spray just when you beheaded Thunder-Bowels?
It's sad seeing everyone get the cool uruks and ologs when all I get are bland old boring ones
There is one about counting heads
3:47 how can he be more deranged?!
Now it's his fort.
Thunder bowels? Oh god....
No one notices that you have got Evil Mortys theme from Rick and Morty then i take it
Have an overlord joins the fight quotes next
Overlord joins the fight? Could you explain that because I haven't seen anything like that yet. Keep in mind that I'm only on Act 2 and just captured my first fortress at Nurnen.
Cheng Teoh it happens when enemy war chiefs are attacking the fortress and all of the points are lost that’s when your overlord comes and joins the fight
Cheng Teoh
At stage 3 or if you have the endless siege dlc when you lose all your victory points and warchiefs defending your fort your overlord comes out of his throne room to join the fight it's pretty badass
I'm going to guess that the endless sieges happen after you complete the main story, if so then it'll take some time to get to that point, but I'll see what I can do when I do come across it.
Cheng Teoh ok you might want to tell all your defending captains and warchiefs to retreat during the battle
MAKU THUNDER BOWELS
I had and have someone named Ishmoz the Unashamed
Why isn’t there a video with all of talion’s comebacks?
Bruz became deranged?
9 uruk-hai disliked this
XD
feels bad for bruz, he works hard and is honest about what he wants and is loyal to a fault, he helps you learn the ropes and everything then talion is like you wanted to be an overlord? how about no
I havs never heard the name Bagabûg
Why is the rick and morty song in the background
Was Bruz just deranged twice?
Name music at the end?
Waait can bruz be deranged again? Cuz you shamed him and he became deranged after he already was
How does bruz become overlord again?
After you shamed him he is still orc in mordor can lvl up and if he kills you much times he will become ov
erlord
Tosstor cool even I didn't know that and I'm 100 percent done with the game I even did side quests
How are you fighting level 60 orcs as normal talion? (Before he becomes a dark ranger)
Being the crazy person that I am I did a whole lot of sieges and online vendettas before even progressing much with the story while in seregost.
@@ChengTeoh I did the same
How are you fighting these orcs at lvl 60 without looking evil? By the time i was 50 I lost the regular human look.9
You could easily level up if you do enough online vendetta and online fortress assaults.
For me Talion became a nazgul around level 40. Should've done Eltariels final quest later because wraith wrath was better than Talions ability to raise wights.
Cheats
Ar-becka pain seeker didn't he die in your charming ologs video he cheated death?
Nope not cheated death, he happened to show up in an online assault of a fortress. Actually most if not all of these happened while I was doing the online sieges so everyone of my favorite ologs are still around ... at least I think they are. :)
Cheng Teoh I guess happiness with them never comes to a end
What the hell is with bruz?
If you make a similar video to this, use Beethoven's moonlight sonata lol
Hey! Guess who's fort it is!
All died