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Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10
This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.
love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information
I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already
Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.
@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense
So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?
Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.
Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.
Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe. In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.
@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever
i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!
There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.
Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍
13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.
Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes
Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)
This might be the only space channel that uses AI voicing on a human written script. Unlike all the other space channels using human voice overs over an AI written script.
evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!
Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?
Hsy Sciencephile, did you get the inspiration from the recently posted Kruzgesagt video? The giant space laser, and the solar laser, especially, are just the funnier version of Kruzgesagt's guide for an alien civilization to win a space war without hassle and with no oulandish tech (all within current human technological understanding). 7:23 Edit: okay nevermind, you mentioned it.
After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo
Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.
A chicken from another dimension just arrived and told me to tell you that chickens would never come from another dimension to kill us. What? Look I'm telling him, please don't hurt me, I'm sure he'll remove it from the video. No, please, n
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I eat the asbestos in your walls
Hi
I will support you in any form posible.
Hello mortals
Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.
Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video
Agreed
Overrated comment😅
"existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly
@@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so
@@orang1921Nah
BABE A NEW SCIENCEPHILE MASTERPIECE JUST DROPPED
Wait bro I’ve done the same content in the latest video loo
@@kanisan_edithii bro 😘
Yes dear
literally me to my bf no joke..😂
wtf
"What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?"
Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS."
High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
so i am a high iq or low iq?
@@stemmingtrain5188 low
@@zyklan2197 how did you know?
Roblox pfp that’s why
You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion
The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.
I know where you are.
Don't spill my beans now
@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!
It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .
@@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho….
Can i tell it to my other friends???
Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.
Knowing us we'll probably find a way to take everyone else with us, just for kicks
The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.
Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10
This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.
I support this, always
The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier
The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is
You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.
They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't
@@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.
Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112
More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥
you edited it and spelled crisis wrong🗿
@@phosphor6531 thanks for the free english class 🤯
@@phosphor6531ok and you play with your pickle
The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!
love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve
im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile
☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺
No way I just noticed
@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M
Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information
It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai
Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god
I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already
Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.
If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome
Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.
@@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh
@@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.
@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense
@@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.
This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month
I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.
Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊
The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.
so glad to finally see sciencephile get the love it so deserved
"Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.
i still don't believe sciencephile has less than a million subs >_< deserves more their content is truly awesome
My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.
The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss
4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo
been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs
So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?
Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.
The editing is so on point
Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.
S tier: Skynet.
Cosmicnet
man im so glad i got back to this channel. S+++ tier
ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much
Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52
Fr
Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe.
In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.
0:18 Did he say "OUR" chances? 🤨
We got em boys!
@@YourownSIX How's your life going now?
*soviet anthem*
@freshtoast3879 pretty good talking French toast
@@YourownSIX Can you tell me more, please?
Hands down the best channel in the whole world wide web!!
All Hail Sciencephile!!!
you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions
he did already
50 slow, wet jelqs daily.
@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever
@@arcade5765 hmmm
What was that photo of the planet with an eye from? @1:52
Its from Hellstar Remina
@@christiaanprinsloo8951 Thanks!
i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!
2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.
The memes are everything
I like your edits science man
There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.
Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍
Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis
13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.
glad to watch you since you were a small chanel, like 2k subs
Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes
Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it
Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)
We cannot let any cosmic disasters touch the trout population, so we must protect the trout at all costs
3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”
Loved that hellstar remina reference
6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc
Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!
Fr 100% gonna happen within the next decade
watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT
1:51 Neptune has been infected
no it appears that way
man never fails to entertain + have great memes. Keep it up!
16:22 gave me a mini heart attack
NO WAY SCIENCEPHILE AND KURZGESAGT SHOW UP IN THE SAME VIDEO!!! My two favourite RUclips channels🥰
This might be the only space channel that uses AI voicing on a human written script. Unlike all the other space channels using human voice overs over an AI written script.
Existence/fragile,,,
00:45 rogue planet
1:55 bh
2:45 galaxy collision
3:30 cosmic virus,pathogen
4:40 electrons/disco
5:38 ai nano swarm
6:32 star laser weapon
7:50 sky net
9:06 vaccum decay
10:01 strange matter
11:05 cosmic strings
12:52 supernoVas, grb, comets ,asteroid, meteor
i really enjoy watching your educational videos and appreciate all you do for humanity. when AI takes over maybe your can let me slide by. thanks
I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.
how do you make multiple videos on the same thing and it's still entertaining ?
4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene
evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!
I think you mean cuccos
I wake up to find this masterpiece in my feed and I had to watch
I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao
Samme
Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?
these videos are so entertaining
It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.
Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷
So will strange matter Just lock us in a stasis or could it make our world a fun eldritch party?
I love these edits
Hsy Sciencephile, did you get the inspiration from the recently posted Kruzgesagt video? The giant space laser, and the solar laser, especially, are just the funnier version of Kruzgesagt's guide for an alien civilization to win a space war without hassle and with no oulandish tech (all within current human technological understanding).
7:23 Edit: okay nevermind, you mentioned it.
Another Sciencephile banger dropped 🔥🔥🔥💯💯
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS BRO new fan here. ❤️
5:51 this is just the plot of steven universe
The graphics are so awesome!
The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat
no kurz is trash propaganda
@@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion
Serenity for a good nights sleep.
At this point in history, such videos calm me down somehow, espacially from my favorite AI :)
Our AI Basilisk Overlord graces us once more.💚
Best science yt channel
BABE WAKE UP ‼️‼️NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo
2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK AN I DREAMING
this video is now part of my kursgesagt x sciencephile fanfiction
The editing is extra lobotomous today, well done.
I also like Dead Space 2
@@oamost Based.
@@oamostah
Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.
Make a tier list of AIs (with yourself on top of course)
I’m shocked the Big Rip wasn’t on here that’s my favorite 😢❤
2:00 lol cats
The memes are impeccable dude
It would be funny if the earth just got hit with a super powerful gamm ray burst
Funny how?
@@ShlokParab like, comedic. hilarious, even.
WAKE TF UP, SCIENCEPHILE HAS DROPPED US ANOTHER TIER LIST
Number one on the list is Sciencephile stopping making videos
I haven't watched this yet but I liked it because I know I will. Yay for cosmic horror
A chicken from another dimension just arrived and told me to tell you that chickens would never come from another dimension to kill us. What? Look I'm telling him, please don't hurt me, I'm sure he'll remove it from the video. No, please, n
:(
Love the Hellstar Remina reference.