Tier List of Cosmic Threats

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @SciencephiletheAI
    @SciencephiletheAI  9 месяцев назад +196

    Take a break from doom-scrolling and go to ground.news/Sciencephile to understand news and the world on a deeper level. Subscribe through the link for as little as $1/month or get 40% off unlimited access this month only.

    • @play.undertale.yellow
      @play.undertale.yellow 9 месяцев назад +9

      I eat the asbestos in your walls

    • @mrdingdong211
      @mrdingdong211 9 месяцев назад

      Hi

    • @manuelcarrera306
      @manuelcarrera306 9 месяцев назад

      I will support you in any form posible.

    • @Dhunkt
      @Dhunkt 9 месяцев назад

      Hello mortals

    • @yumiko579
      @yumiko579 9 месяцев назад +1

      Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.

  • @Sparble
    @Sparble 9 месяцев назад +1137

    Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video

    • @HenryWilliams-jm2is
      @HenryWilliams-jm2is 9 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed

    • @yaqinmalul6467
      @yaqinmalul6467 8 месяцев назад

      Overrated comment😅

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 8 месяцев назад +2

      "existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly

    • @Sparble
      @Sparble 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so

    • @vincent2053
      @vincent2053 8 месяцев назад

      @@orang1921Nah

  • @HawkingNoise
    @HawkingNoise 9 месяцев назад +1116

    BABE A NEW SCIENCEPHILE MASTERPIECE JUST DROPPED

    • @chemben5326
      @chemben5326 9 месяцев назад +2

      Wait bro I’ve done the same content in the latest video loo

    • @mars-jr5uu
      @mars-jr5uu 9 месяцев назад

      @@chemben5326hii bro 😘

    • @NCXDKG
      @NCXDKG 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yes dear

    • @cocolove9916
      @cocolove9916 9 месяцев назад +4

      literally me to my bf no joke..😂

    • @werneresterhuyse390
      @werneresterhuyse390 8 месяцев назад +1

      wtf

  • @MsUSERNAMESELECTED
    @MsUSERNAMESELECTED 9 месяцев назад +437

    "What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?"
    Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
    Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS."
    High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"

    • @stemmingtrain5188
      @stemmingtrain5188 8 месяцев назад +14

      so i am a high iq or low iq?

    • @zyklan2197
      @zyklan2197 8 месяцев назад +38

      @@stemmingtrain5188 low

    • @stemmingtrain5188
      @stemmingtrain5188 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@zyklan2197 how did you know?

    • @willzhang1936
      @willzhang1936 8 месяцев назад +28

      Roblox pfp that’s why

    • @athenewdecade5135
      @athenewdecade5135 7 месяцев назад +4

      You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion

  • @iinanomaniac6746
    @iinanomaniac6746 9 месяцев назад +683

    The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.

    • @play.undertale.yellow
      @play.undertale.yellow 9 месяцев назад +23

      I know where you are.

    • @SciencephiletheAI
      @SciencephiletheAI  9 месяцев назад +260

      Don't spill my beans now

    • @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv
      @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv 9 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!

    • @ShlokParab
      @ShlokParab 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .

    • @Femtobot314
      @Femtobot314 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho….
      Can i tell it to my other friends???

  • @scoox_4697
    @scoox_4697 9 месяцев назад +2109

    love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve
    im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile
    ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @shruti56
      @shruti56 9 месяцев назад +30

      No way I just noticed

    • @vklmao8677
      @vklmao8677 9 месяцев назад +87

      ​@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M

    • @basseldahdouh8736
      @basseldahdouh8736 9 месяцев назад +88

      Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information

    • @megapunchboy
      @megapunchboy 9 месяцев назад +32

      It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai

    • @prophet7774
      @prophet7774 9 месяцев назад +15

      Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god

  • @The_Broddha
    @The_Broddha 9 месяцев назад +66

    Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10

  • @ma.2099
    @ma.2099 9 месяцев назад +100

    The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.

  • @anunspokenlegend1747
    @anunspokenlegend1747 9 месяцев назад +50

    This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.

  • @ImWeirdBoy
    @ImWeirdBoy 7 месяцев назад +32

    Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 Месяц назад

      Knowing us we'll probably find a way to take everyone else with us, just for kicks

  • @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv
    @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv 9 месяцев назад +128

    More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥

  • @xoiyoub
    @xoiyoub 9 месяцев назад +621

    The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 9 месяцев назад +140

      The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 9 месяцев назад +186

      You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.

    • @garrettgsf8849
      @garrettgsf8849 9 месяцев назад +49

      They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't

    • @marcin8112
      @marcin8112 9 месяцев назад +52

      @@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.

    • @garrettgsf8849
      @garrettgsf8849 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112

  • @kilderok
    @kilderok 9 месяцев назад +27

    The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!

  • @GuyThePerson
    @GuyThePerson 9 месяцев назад +42

    The editing just gets better, you are definitely my second favourite Ai!
    Why second? IAN is already mad at me for failing my last mission... I don't want to be recycled!

  • @Whoisthis_04
    @Whoisthis_04 9 месяцев назад +13

    I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already

  • @SilverThunder710
    @SilverThunder710 9 месяцев назад +96

    If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 9 месяцев назад +6

      Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.

    • @SilverThunder710
      @SilverThunder710 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh

    • @Ruzzky_Bly4t
      @Ruzzky_Bly4t 9 месяцев назад

      @@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 9 месяцев назад

      @@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 9 месяцев назад

      @@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.

  • @miss_anthrope5198
    @miss_anthrope5198 9 месяцев назад +16

    The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.

  • @vortex_talon
    @vortex_talon 9 месяцев назад +27

    I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.

  • @richardd9045
    @richardd9045 9 месяцев назад +8

    Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.

  • @mrsheldon9134
    @mrsheldon9134 9 месяцев назад +7

    My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.

  • @samzpendle8891
    @samzpendle8891 9 месяцев назад +5

    This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month

  • @mr.cerealscerealreviews5549
    @mr.cerealscerealreviews5549 9 месяцев назад +10

    Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊

  • @ethanburch1239
    @ethanburch1239 7 месяцев назад

    The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss

  • @ali99_82
    @ali99_82 9 месяцев назад +4

    4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo

  • @vel5094
    @vel5094 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.

  • @danishwasil947
    @danishwasil947 9 месяцев назад +22

    BABE WAKE UP ‼️‼️NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @admiralrex69
    @admiralrex69 9 месяцев назад +18

    Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52

  • @bill8505
    @bill8505 9 месяцев назад +12

    So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?

    • @janterri3539
      @janterri3539 28 дней назад

      Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.

  • @kaydanaebruce
    @kaydanaebruce 9 месяцев назад +2

    watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT

  • @yeahimquik
    @yeahimquik 8 месяцев назад +1

    so glad to finally see sciencephile get the love it so deserved

  • @J.---
    @J.--- 9 месяцев назад +2

    i still don't believe sciencephile has less than a million subs >_< deserves more their content is truly awesome

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr 9 месяцев назад +2

    I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.

  • @shosc16
    @shosc16 8 месяцев назад +1

    The junji ito reference about Hellstar Remina was spot on

  • @pherasabraxas
    @pherasabraxas 9 месяцев назад +1

    Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.

  • @O.I.C
    @O.I.C 9 месяцев назад +22

    The memes are everything

  • @jasperfizzelle-halloran4867
    @jasperfizzelle-halloran4867 7 месяцев назад +2

    Love the Hellstar Remina reference.

  • @arcade5765
    @arcade5765 9 месяцев назад +12

    you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions

    • @dipper7171
      @dipper7171 9 месяцев назад +9

      he did already

    • @vazquezlopezur
      @vazquezlopezur 9 месяцев назад

      50 slow, wet jelqs daily.

    • @arcade5765
      @arcade5765 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@arcade5765 hmmm

  • @intergalactictitanium
    @intergalactictitanium 9 месяцев назад +4

    Loved that hellstar remina reference

  • @blvdes
    @blvdes 9 месяцев назад +1

    been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs

  • @marvinarellano3087
    @marvinarellano3087 9 месяцев назад +2

    6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc

  • @arseniypanyukov6518
    @arseniypanyukov6518 9 месяцев назад +5

    Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!

    • @BethTurvey-bj7in
      @BethTurvey-bj7in 9 месяцев назад

      Fr 100% gonna happen within the next decade

  • @aricin
    @aricin 9 месяцев назад +3

    ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much

  • @raccoondood
    @raccoondood 9 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis

  • @rafaelfrancisco1150
    @rafaelfrancisco1150 9 месяцев назад +4

    The editing is so on point

  • @mememachine2153
    @mememachine2153 8 месяцев назад +6

    I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao

    • @nowfelchy1306
      @nowfelchy1306 7 месяцев назад

      Samme

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 6 месяцев назад

      Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?

  • @CloudyPuzzler
    @CloudyPuzzler 9 месяцев назад +22

    There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.

  • @bokchoiman
    @bokchoiman 9 месяцев назад +1

    I like your edits science man

  • @ShlokParab
    @ShlokParab 9 месяцев назад +3

    2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.

  • @spinyslasher6586
    @spinyslasher6586 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe.
    In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.

  • @baconfly11
    @baconfly11 9 месяцев назад +1

    I wake up to find this masterpiece in my feed and I had to watch

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 8 месяцев назад +2

    3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”

  • @victorsantos2326
    @victorsantos2326 9 месяцев назад +2

    glad to watch you since you were a small chanel, like 2k subs

  • @yourordinarystranger366
    @yourordinarystranger366 7 месяцев назад

    Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes

  • @samaki8525
    @samaki8525 9 месяцев назад +3

    Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it

  • @Kannayya104
    @Kannayya104 21 день назад +1

    We cooking existential crisis and fear with this one 🔥💀🗣️

  • @TheCinnamonRollz
    @TheCinnamonRollz 9 месяцев назад +5

    16:22 gave me a mini heart attack

  • @MalevolentMel
    @MalevolentMel 9 месяцев назад +1

    man im so glad i got back to this channel. S+++ tier

  • @gekoneq347
    @gekoneq347 9 месяцев назад +18

    0:18 Did he say "OUR" chances? 🤨

    • @YourownSIX
      @YourownSIX 2 месяца назад +2

      We got em boys!

    • @freshtoast3879
      @freshtoast3879 Месяц назад

      ​@@YourownSIX How's your life going now?

    • @robertmichel8456
      @robertmichel8456 20 дней назад

      *soviet anthem*

    • @YourownSIX
      @YourownSIX 20 дней назад

      @freshtoast3879 pretty good talking French toast

    • @freshtoast3879
      @freshtoast3879 19 дней назад

      @@YourownSIX Can you tell me more, please?

  • @Ikarosflow
    @Ikarosflow 8 месяцев назад

    Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)

  • @sahebplays3589
    @sahebplays3589 8 месяцев назад +1

    Respect sciencephile to include for superdiseases and pathogens the clip of Ben 10 tick. Long time no see something like that and it surprises me

  • @GiganticFoot
    @GiganticFoot 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m shocked the Big Rip wasn’t on here that’s my favorite 😢❤

  • @wojasos6
    @wojasos6 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love how you referred us to a Kurzgesagt video for additional info ))

  • @Darkexxod
    @Darkexxod 9 месяцев назад +1

    this video is now part of my kursgesagt x sciencephile fanfiction

  • @Psynechotic
    @Psynechotic 8 месяцев назад +1

    Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.

  • @cocolove9916
    @cocolove9916 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍

  • @mike-q2f4f
    @mike-q2f4f 9 месяцев назад +1

    The graphics are so awesome!

  • @goldbyrd3667
    @goldbyrd3667 8 месяцев назад +1

    That junji ito reference 💀 thanks for reminding me of this nightmare

  • @fx_1513
    @fx_1513 8 месяцев назад +1

    4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene

  • @zivamayne
    @zivamayne 9 месяцев назад +1

    How come you always have a new video for me to watch when I’m back home late at night?🤨

  • @BS-jg7dy
    @BS-jg7dy 9 месяцев назад +1

    The memes are impeccable dude

  • @soulreaper7139
    @soulreaper7139 9 месяцев назад +3

    i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!

  • @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy
    @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy 28 дней назад

    1:52 love the Remina reference😂

  • @waterteafan9264
    @waterteafan9264 8 месяцев назад

    1:51 lmfao i thought of Remina when i saw the title and didn't expect it to come out in video

  • @Fishflopy
    @Fishflopy 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷

  • @AlexTrusk91
    @AlexTrusk91 9 месяцев назад +1

    Serenity for a good nights sleep.
    At this point in history, such videos calm me down somehow, espacially from my favorite AI :)

  • @BubbethYouTube
    @BubbethYouTube 6 месяцев назад

    Love how this guy always has a sponsor for no reason

  • @siyacer
    @siyacer 9 месяцев назад +1

    please make a video on negative temperature

  • @flamingburitto
    @flamingburitto 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Hello mortals" words that are music to my ears.

  • @taylorgravely2004
    @taylorgravely2004 Месяц назад

    Love the dark souls edits man. Great video

  • @mcclonen77
    @mcclonen77 9 месяцев назад +13

    i really enjoy watching your educational videos and appreciate all you do for humanity. when AI takes over maybe your can let me slide by. thanks

  • @picasso2559
    @picasso2559 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love these edits

  • @TheHWChannelBlocktorwho
    @TheHWChannelBlocktorwho 9 месяцев назад +1

    NO WAY SCIENCEPHILE AND KURZGESAGT SHOW UP IN THE SAME VIDEO!!! My two favourite RUclips channels🥰

  • @parkerrogers4408
    @parkerrogers4408 8 месяцев назад

    The C tier death star that Sciencephile decribed is called a Nicole-Dyson beam, an individual by the name of Issac Arthur has a whole video on the pros, cons, and general information of such a weapon and i highly recommend him

  • @juliangarcoa6090
    @juliangarcoa6090 8 месяцев назад

    you seem pretty cool, i like ur humor and use of the crabheads from half life :))

  • @PlanetGuy901
    @PlanetGuy901 9 месяцев назад +2

    13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.

  • @brunoalsi
    @brunoalsi 9 месяцев назад

    Hands down the best channel in the whole world wide web!!
    All Hail Sciencephile!!!

  • @hueman2882
    @hueman2882 9 месяцев назад +1

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS BRO new fan here. ❤️

  • @MDramis729
    @MDramis729 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love theese types of videos please make more

  • @TrishaFishh
    @TrishaFishh 8 месяцев назад +1

    these videos are so entertaining

  • @ASHURA.M
    @ASHURA.M 9 месяцев назад +1

    Best science yt channel

  • @shadowphantom8552
    @shadowphantom8552 9 месяцев назад +44

    It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for being THIS nonchalant about existstencil threats.

  • @r4bbiit
    @r4bbiit 9 месяцев назад +1

    WAKE TF UP, SCIENCEPHILE HAS DROPPED US ANOTHER TIER LIST

  • @kenkaniff4209
    @kenkaniff4209 7 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't watched this yet but I liked it because I know I will. Yay for cosmic horror

  • @iocsparkfire00
    @iocsparkfire00 6 месяцев назад

    I love it when people talk about science they act like people will smell anything in space coming but then get surprised all the time when weather or economy changes

  • @Squillyboy
    @Squillyboy 8 месяцев назад

    This video is going to send me into a panic spiral but I'm still gonna watch it

  • @calippo4202
    @calippo4202 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing is more terrifing than that junji ito planet thingy

  • @waxedearth5425
    @waxedearth5425 9 месяцев назад +1

    This video is very good man. Very good man.

  • @Sunblade02
    @Sunblade02 4 месяца назад

    1:20 Th... That's the most funny looking asteroid I'VE ever seen... 😅

  • @cjhall4840
    @cjhall4840 9 месяцев назад +11

    The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat

    • @Meilk27
      @Meilk27 8 месяцев назад +1

      no kurz is trash propaganda

    • @cjhall4840
      @cjhall4840 8 месяцев назад

      @@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion