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love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information
Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10
This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.
Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.
@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense
The editing just gets better, you are definitely my second favourite Ai! Why second? IAN is already mad at me for failing my last mission... I don't want to be recycled!
I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already
So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?
Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.
Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.
There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.
Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe. In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.
Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍
@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever
Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes
i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!
Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.
After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo
Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?
evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!
13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.
This might be the only space channel that uses AI voicing on a human written script. Unlike all the other space channels using human voice overs over an AI written script.
The C tier death star that Sciencephile decribed is called a Nicole-Dyson beam, an individual by the name of Issac Arthur has a whole video on the pros, cons, and general information of such a weapon and i highly recommend him
I love it when people talk about science they act like people will smell anything in space coming but then get surprised all the time when weather or economy changes
Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)
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I eat the asbestos in your walls
Hi
I will support you in any form posible.
Hello mortals
Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.
Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video
Agreed
Overrated comment😅
"existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly
@@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so
@@orang1921Nah
BABE A NEW SCIENCEPHILE MASTERPIECE JUST DROPPED
Wait bro I’ve done the same content in the latest video loo
@@kanisan_edithii bro 😘
Yes dear
literally me to my bf no joke..😂
wtf
"What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?"
Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS."
High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
so i am a high iq or low iq?
@@stemmingtrain5188 low
@@zyklan2197 how did you know?
Roblox pfp that’s why
You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion
The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.
I know where you are.
Don't spill my beans now
@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!
It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .
@@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho….
Can i tell it to my other friends???
love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve
im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile
☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺
No way I just noticed
@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M
Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information
It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai
Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god
Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10
The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.
Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.
Knowing us we'll probably find a way to take everyone else with us, just for kicks
This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.
I support this, always
The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier
The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is
You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.
They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't
@@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.
Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112
More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥
you edited it and spelled crisis wrong🗿
@@phosphor6531 thanks for the free english class 🤯
@@phosphor6531ok and you play with your pickle
If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome
Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.
@@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh
@@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.
@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense
@@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.
The editing just gets better, you are definitely my second favourite Ai!
Why second? IAN is already mad at me for failing my last mission... I don't want to be recycled!
I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already
The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!
I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.
Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.
The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.
This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month
Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊
"Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.
My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.
i still don't believe sciencephile has less than a million subs >_< deserves more their content is truly awesome
So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?
Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.
Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.
The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss
so glad to finally see sciencephile get the love it so deserved
There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.
4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo
Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe.
In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.
Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52
Fr
2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.
The memes are everything
been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs
Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis
watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT
Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍
ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much
S tier: Skynet.
Cosmicnet
you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions
he did already
50 slow, wet jelqs daily.
@@dipper7171 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever
@@arcade5765 hmmm
6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc
Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes
i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!
Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it
How come you always have a new video for me to watch when I’m back home late at night?🤨
The editing is so on point
Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.
Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!
Fr 100% gonna happen within the next decade
The junji ito reference about Hellstar Remina was spot on
how do you make multiple videos on the same thing and it's still entertaining ?
Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷
I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.
Loved that hellstar remina reference
It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.
After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo
BABE WAKE UP ‼️‼️NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Love the Hellstar Remina reference.
I wake up to find this masterpiece in my feed and I had to watch
man im so glad i got back to this channel. S+++ tier
3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”
We cannot let any cosmic disasters touch the trout population, so we must protect the trout at all costs
I’m shocked the Big Rip wasn’t on here that’s my favorite 😢❤
16:22 gave me a mini heart attack
I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao
Samme
Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?
0:18 Did he say "OUR" chances? 🤨
We got em boys!
@@YourownSIX How's your life going now?
*soviet anthem*
@freshtoast3879 pretty good talking French toast
@@YourownSIX Can you tell me more, please?
“Idk babe, it just feels weird watching a video about existential crises while we have a massive internal crisis brewing in the world”
this video is now part of my kursgesagt x sciencephile fanfiction
That junji ito reference 💀 thanks for reminding me of this nightmare
NO WAY SCIENCEPHILE AND KURZGESAGT SHOW UP IN THE SAME VIDEO!!! My two favourite RUclips channels🥰
Hands down the best channel in the whole world wide web!!
All Hail Sciencephile!!!
The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat
no kurz is trash propaganda
@@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion
1:51 Neptune has been infected
no it appears that way
WAKE TF UP, SCIENCEPHILE HAS DROPPED US ANOTHER TIER LIST
I like your edits science man
4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene
Respect sciencephile to include for superdiseases and pathogens the clip of Ben 10 tick. Long time no see something like that and it surprises me
evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!
I think you mean cuccos
"Hello mortals" words that are music to my ears.
Serenity for a good nights sleep.
At this point in history, such videos calm me down somehow, espacially from my favorite AI :)
I love how you referred us to a Kurzgesagt video for additional info ))
This would DRASTICALLY effect the fishing season...
Thanks for being THIS nonchalant about existstencil threats.
13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.
"I fear no man. But that thing..."
*Evil Inter-dimensional Chickens*
"It scares me..."
Gotta need a bigger deep fryer
glad to watch you since you were a small chanel, like 2k subs
This might be the only space channel that uses AI voicing on a human written script. Unlike all the other space channels using human voice overs over an AI written script.
Best science yt channel
The C tier death star that Sciencephile decribed is called a Nicole-Dyson beam, an individual by the name of Issac Arthur has a whole video on the pros, cons, and general information of such a weapon and i highly recommend him
I haven't watched this yet but I liked it because I know I will. Yay for cosmic horror
Love how this guy always has a sponsor for no reason
we're almost at 1 million subscribers boys
Nothing is more terrifing than that junji ito planet thingy
I love it when people talk about science they act like people will smell anything in space coming but then get surprised all the time when weather or economy changes
Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)
i really enjoy watching your educational videos and appreciate all you do for humanity. when AI takes over maybe your can let me slide by. thanks
thank you sciencephile for making me seem smarter than i actually am
The memes are impeccable dude
UwU Sciencephile isn't real. He can't hurt you.
UwU Sciencephile: 14:28 14:40
please make a video on negative temperature