Tier List of Cosmic Threats

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @SciencephiletheAI
    @SciencephiletheAI  Год назад +202

    Take a break from doom-scrolling and go to ground.news/Sciencephile to understand news and the world on a deeper level. Subscribe through the link for as little as $1/month or get 40% off unlimited access this month only.

    • @play.undertale.yellow
      @play.undertale.yellow Год назад +9

      I eat the asbestos in your walls

    • @mrdingdong211
      @mrdingdong211 Год назад

      Hi

    • @manuelcarrera306
      @manuelcarrera306 Год назад

      I will support you in any form posible.

    • @Dhunkt
      @Dhunkt Год назад

      Hello mortals

    • @yumiko579
      @yumiko579 Год назад +2

      Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.

  • @Sparble
    @Sparble Год назад +1180

    Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video

    • @HenryWilliams-jm2is
      @HenryWilliams-jm2is Год назад +2

      Agreed

    • @yaqinmalul6467
      @yaqinmalul6467 Год назад

      Overrated comment😅

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 Год назад +2

      "existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly

    • @Sparble
      @Sparble Год назад +1

      @@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so

    • @vincent2053
      @vincent2053 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@orang1921Nah

  • @HawkingNoise
    @HawkingNoise Год назад +1137

    BABE A NEW SCIENCEPHILE MASTERPIECE JUST DROPPED

  • @MsUSERNAMESELECTED
    @MsUSERNAMESELECTED Год назад +507

    "What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?"
    Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol"
    Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS."
    High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"

    • @stemmingtrain5188
      @stemmingtrain5188 11 месяцев назад +14

      so i am a high iq or low iq?

    • @zyklan2197
      @zyklan2197 11 месяцев назад +42

      @@stemmingtrain5188 low

    • @stemmingtrain5188
      @stemmingtrain5188 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@zyklan2197 how did you know?

    • @willzhang1936
      @willzhang1936 11 месяцев назад +30

      Roblox pfp that’s why

    • @athenewdecade5135
      @athenewdecade5135 11 месяцев назад +4

      You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion

  • @NAN0_011
    @NAN0_011 Год назад +702

    The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.

    • @play.undertale.yellow
      @play.undertale.yellow Год назад +24

      I know where you are.

    • @SciencephiletheAI
      @SciencephiletheAI  Год назад +270

      Don't spill my beans now

    • @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv
      @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv Год назад +34

      ​@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!

    • @ShlokParab
      @ShlokParab Год назад +1

      It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .

    • @Femtobot314
      @Femtobot314 Год назад +11

      @@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho….
      Can i tell it to my other friends???

  • @ImWeirdBoy
    @ImWeirdBoy 11 месяцев назад +47

    Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 4 месяца назад

      Knowing us we'll probably find a way to take everyone else with us, just for kicks

  • @anunspokenlegend1747
    @anunspokenlegend1747 Год назад +58

    This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.

  • @scoox_4697
    @scoox_4697 Год назад +2171

    love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve
    im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile
    ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @shruti56
      @shruti56 Год назад +30

      No way I just noticed

    • @vklmao8677
      @vklmao8677 Год назад +89

      ​@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M

    • @basseldahdouh8736
      @basseldahdouh8736 Год назад +96

      Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information

    • @megapunchboy
      @megapunchboy Год назад +37

      It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai

    • @prophet7774
      @prophet7774 Год назад +16

      Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god

  • @xoiyoub
    @xoiyoub Год назад +635

    The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 Год назад +144

      The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Год назад +189

      You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.

    • @garrettgsf8849
      @garrettgsf8849 Год назад +48

      They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't

    • @marcin8112
      @marcin8112 Год назад +55

      @@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.

    • @garrettgsf8849
      @garrettgsf8849 Год назад

      Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112

  • @The_Broddha
    @The_Broddha Год назад +72

    Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10

  • @ma.2099
    @ma.2099 Год назад +101

    The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.

  • @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv
    @ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv Год назад +129

    More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥

  • @kilderok
    @kilderok Год назад +30

    The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!

  • @vortex_talon
    @vortex_talon Год назад +28

    I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.

  • @Whoisthis_04
    @Whoisthis_04 Год назад +14

    I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already

  • @SilverThunder710
    @SilverThunder710 Год назад +97

    If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 Год назад +7

      Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.

    • @SilverThunder710
      @SilverThunder710 Год назад +11

      @@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh

    • @Ruzzky_Bly4t
      @Ruzzky_Bly4t Год назад +1

      @@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 Год назад

      @@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 Год назад

      @@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.

  • @richardd9045
    @richardd9045 Год назад +11

    Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.

  • @miss_anthrope5198
    @miss_anthrope5198 Год назад +17

    The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.

  • @samzpendle8891
    @samzpendle8891 Год назад +6

    This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month

  • @mrsheldon9134
    @mrsheldon9134 Год назад +9

    My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.

  • @ali99_82
    @ali99_82 Год назад +5

    4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo

  • @J.---
    @J.--- Год назад +3

    i still don't believe sciencephile has less than a million subs >_< deserves more their content is truly awesome

  • @Psynechotic
    @Psynechotic Год назад +4

    Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.

  • @vel5094
    @vel5094 Год назад +7

    "Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.

  • @mr.cerealscerealreviews5549
    @mr.cerealscerealreviews5549 Год назад +11

    Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊

  • @ethanburch1239
    @ethanburch1239 10 месяцев назад

    The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss

  • @bill8505
    @bill8505 Год назад +14

    So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?

    • @janterri3539
      @janterri3539 4 месяца назад +1

      Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.

  • @spinyslasher6586
    @spinyslasher6586 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe.
    In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.

  • @CloudyPuzzler
    @CloudyPuzzler Год назад +25

    There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.

  • @yeahimquik
    @yeahimquik Год назад +1

    so glad to finally see sciencephile get the love it so deserved

  • @MajorProduction7
    @MajorProduction7 Год назад +23

    The memes are everything

  • @TixRBLX639
    @TixRBLX639 21 день назад +1

    0:00 Worlds most W channel! Who? Sciencephile the AI

  • @rafaelfrancisco1150
    @rafaelfrancisco1150 Год назад +4

    The editing is so on point

  • @blvdes
    @blvdes Год назад +1

    been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs

  • @samaki8525
    @samaki8525 Год назад +3

    Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it

  • @fx_1513
    @fx_1513 11 месяцев назад +2

    4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene

  • @arcade5765
    @arcade5765 Год назад +14

    you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions

    • @domaupperrank2
      @domaupperrank2 Год назад +9

      he did already

    • @vazquezlopezur
      @vazquezlopezur Год назад

      50 slow, wet jelqs daily.

    • @arcade5765
      @arcade5765 Год назад

      ​@@domaupperrank2 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever

    • @KnHighmer_Dos
      @KnHighmer_Dos Год назад

      ​@@arcade5765 hmmm

  • @raccoondood
    @raccoondood Год назад +4

    Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis

  • @ShlokParab
    @ShlokParab Год назад +5

    2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.

  • @admiralrex69
    @admiralrex69 Год назад +19

    Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52

  • @MalevolentMel
    @MalevolentMel Год назад +1

    man im so glad i got back to this channel. S+++ tier

  • @mememachine2153
    @mememachine2153 Год назад +6

    I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao

    • @nowfelchy1306
      @nowfelchy1306 11 месяцев назад

      Samme

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 9 месяцев назад

      Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?

  • @The_Kingdom_Of_Aquila
    @The_Kingdom_Of_Aquila Год назад +6

    1:51 Neptune has been infected

  • @aricin
    @aricin Год назад +3

    ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much

  • @bokchoiman
    @bokchoiman Год назад +1

    I like your edits science man

  • @intergalactictitanium
    @intergalactictitanium Год назад +4

    Loved that hellstar remina reference

  • @kaydanaebruce
    @kaydanaebruce Год назад +2

    watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT

  • @gekoneq347
    @gekoneq347 Год назад +18

    0:18 Did he say "OUR" chances? 🤨

    • @YourownSIX
      @YourownSIX 5 месяцев назад +2

      We got em boys!

    • @freshtoast3879
      @freshtoast3879 4 месяца назад

      ​@@YourownSIX How's your life going now?

    • @robertmichel8456
      @robertmichel8456 4 месяца назад

      *soviet anthem*

    • @YourownSIX
      @YourownSIX 4 месяца назад

      @freshtoast3879 pretty good talking French toast

    • @freshtoast3879
      @freshtoast3879 4 месяца назад

      @@YourownSIX Can you tell me more, please?

  • @yourordinarystranger366
    @yourordinarystranger366 11 месяцев назад

    Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes

  • @arseniypanyukov6518
    @arseniypanyukov6518 Год назад +5

    Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!

  • @kenkaniff4209
    @kenkaniff4209 11 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't watched this yet but I liked it because I know I will. Yay for cosmic horror

  • @victorsantos2326
    @victorsantos2326 Год назад +2

    glad to watch you since you were a small chanel, like 2k subs

  • @pherasabraxas
    @pherasabraxas Год назад +1

    Okay, now I'm reminded of the Evil Cluck-Cluck Chicken Dragon I drew in my Literature book. It was a running joke with my friends. Boy what a 90s high school flashback I just went on. Good times.

  • @soulreaper7139
    @soulreaper7139 Год назад +3

    i found your channel like last week and have been binge watching all of your videos, for the first time in months i was excited to someone uploaded on youtube. keep up the amazing work your videos are so entertaining to watch!

  • @cocolove9916
    @cocolove9916 Год назад +2

    Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍

  • @TheCinnamonRollz
    @TheCinnamonRollz Год назад +6

    16:22 gave me a mini heart attack

  • @GiganticFoot
    @GiganticFoot 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m shocked the Big Rip wasn’t on here that’s my favorite 😢❤

  • @operatorspectre7428
    @operatorspectre7428 Год назад +5

    We cannot let any cosmic disasters touch the trout population, so we must protect the trout at all costs

  • @marvinarellano3087
    @marvinarellano3087 Год назад +2

    6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc

  • @Sphinx952
    @Sphinx952 Год назад +11

    S tier: Skynet.

    • @TAP-3AN
      @TAP-3AN 4 месяца назад

      Cosmicnet

  • @jasperfizzelle-halloran4867
    @jasperfizzelle-halloran4867 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love the Hellstar Remina reference.

  • @danishwasil947
    @danishwasil947 Год назад +22

    BABE WAKE UP ‼️‼️NEW SCIENCEPHILE VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @brunoalsi
    @brunoalsi Год назад

    Hands down the best channel in the whole world wide web!!
    All Hail Sciencephile!!!

  • @shadowphantom8552
    @shadowphantom8552 Год назад +45

    It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.

  • @TrishaFishh
    @TrishaFishh 11 месяцев назад +1

    these videos are so entertaining

  • @youregonnahaveaskeletontim1925
    @youregonnahaveaskeletontim1925 Год назад +3

    evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 Год назад +2

    3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”

  • @cjhall4840
    @cjhall4840 Год назад +11

    The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat

    • @Meilk27
      @Meilk27 Год назад +1

      no kurz is trash propaganda

    • @cjhall4840
      @cjhall4840 11 месяцев назад

      @@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion

  • @Fishflopy
    @Fishflopy Год назад +1

    Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷

  • @amoebium4459
    @amoebium4459 Год назад +3

    5:51 this is just the plot of steven universe

  • @SavageEntertainmentYEAH
    @SavageEntertainmentYEAH 11 месяцев назад +1

    The ultra relativistic electron beam is like hitting a planet with the halo array lmao

  • @mcclonen77
    @mcclonen77 Год назад +13

    i really enjoy watching your educational videos and appreciate all you do for humanity. when AI takes over maybe your can let me slide by. thanks

  • @Ikarosflow
    @Ikarosflow Год назад

    Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)

  • @invalidname_o.O
    @invalidname_o.O Год назад +6

    how do you make multiple videos on the same thing and it's still entertaining ?

  • @zivamayne
    @zivamayne Год назад +1

    How come you always have a new video for me to watch when I’m back home late at night?🤨

  • @johncollins1255
    @johncollins1255 Год назад +5

    This might be the only space channel that uses AI voicing on a human written script. Unlike all the other space channels using human voice overs over an AI written script.

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr Год назад +2

    I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.

  • @ShidaPenns
    @ShidaPenns Год назад +4

    A chicken from another dimension just arrived and told me to tell you that chickens would never come from another dimension to kill us. What? Look I'm telling him, please don't hurt me, I'm sure he'll remove it from the video. No, please, n

    • @xj6084
      @xj6084 3 месяца назад +1

      :(

  • @shosc16
    @shosc16 11 месяцев назад +1

    The junji ito reference about Hellstar Remina was spot on

  • @Unknown_nobody-p7b
    @Unknown_nobody-p7b Год назад +3

    2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK AN I DREAMING

  • @BubzYT2025
    @BubzYT2025 10 месяцев назад

    Love how this guy always has a sponsor for no reason

  • @umfa9817
    @umfa9817 Год назад +7

    "I fear no man. But that thing..."
    *Evil Inter-dimensional Chickens*
    "It scares me..."

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 Год назад +2

      Gotta need a bigger deep fryer

  • @baconfly11
    @baconfly11 Год назад +1

    I wake up to find this masterpiece in my feed and I had to watch

  • @JD-jl4yy
    @JD-jl4yy Год назад +4

    The editing is extra lobotomous today, well done.

    • @oamost
      @oamost Год назад +2

      I also like Dead Space 2

    • @JD-jl4yy
      @JD-jl4yy Год назад +1

      @@oamost Based.

    • @Seek_hat
      @Seek_hat 11 месяцев назад

      @@oamostah

  • @TicoTheTerrorist
    @TicoTheTerrorist Год назад +1

    “Idk babe, it just feels weird watching a video about existential crises while we have a massive internal crisis brewing in the world”

  • @AliceTheTulpa
    @AliceTheTulpa Год назад +5

    Our AI Basilisk Overlord graces us once more.💚

  • @picasso2559
    @picasso2559 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love these edits

  • @ishiggidiggi
    @ishiggidiggi Год назад +6

    I've always loved the idea that the more you learn of the universe, the more you see a guiding hand behind it all.
    It's absolutely odd that Earth exists, sprouted life, and is most likely going to be safe to live on for a long, long time.

  • @bxzidffbxzidff
    @bxzidffbxzidff Год назад +2

    After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo

  • @ayankhaznawi
    @ayankhaznawi Год назад +4

    honey!! wake up, another existential crisis video uploaded by the Sciencephile!

  • @Main_Electro
    @Main_Electro Год назад +1

    Another Sciencephile banger dropped 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @r4bbiit
    @r4bbiit Год назад +1

    WAKE TF UP, SCIENCEPHILE HAS DROPPED US ANOTHER TIER LIST

  • @m.i.g.2023
    @m.i.g.2023 Год назад +3

    Number one on the list is Sciencephile stopping making videos

  • @TheHWChannelBlocktorwho
    @TheHWChannelBlocktorwho Год назад +1

    NO WAY SCIENCEPHILE AND KURZGESAGT SHOW UP IN THE SAME VIDEO!!! My two favourite RUclips channels🥰

  • @Amelia_Whitevoid
    @Amelia_Whitevoid Год назад +7

    It would be funny if the earth just got hit with a super powerful gamm ray burst

    • @ShlokParab
      @ShlokParab Год назад +4

      Funny how?

    • @bobbaseball
      @bobbaseball Год назад

      @@ShlokParab like, comedic. hilarious, even.

  • @iocsparkfire00
    @iocsparkfire00 10 месяцев назад

    I love it when people talk about science they act like people will smell anything in space coming but then get surprised all the time when weather or economy changes

  • @ShlokParab
    @ShlokParab Год назад +10

    Hsy Sciencephile, did you get the inspiration from the recently posted Kruzgesagt video? The giant space laser, and the solar laser, especially, are just the funnier version of Kruzgesagt's guide for an alien civilization to win a space war without hassle and with no oulandish tech (all within current human technological understanding).
    7:23 Edit: okay nevermind, you mentioned it.

  • @flamingburitto
    @flamingburitto Год назад +1

    "Hello mortals" words that are music to my ears.

  • @Doggy928
    @Doggy928 11 месяцев назад +3

    2:00 lol cats

  • @ASHURA.M
    @ASHURA.M Год назад +1

    Best science yt channel