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  • @monkeyhighlord4412
    @monkeyhighlord4412 Год назад +617

    dev doesn't get it that she's wiping her make up reavealing her face tat?

  • @howzittoyah
    @howzittoyah Год назад +267

    Until the delivery bots have the right to bear arms, they will continue to be oppressed.

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 Год назад +3

      Delivery Robot Lives Matter

    • @ariabritton9669
      @ariabritton9669 Год назад +2

      nah, they banned all assault robots, lmao.

    • @ancogaming
      @ancogaming Год назад +1

      Listen to yourself, man, a robot with bear arms? How stupid would that look like?

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 Год назад +2

      Just give them ED209 miniguns lmao

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em Год назад

      @@ancogaming you realize this is a joke right?

  • @jonsweeney4347
    @jonsweeney4347 Год назад +515

    To be fair, the delivery robot would work in an even LOWER trust society, where the delivery robot would be armed and can respond with lethal force.

    • @keithfilibeck2390
      @keithfilibeck2390 Год назад +141

      a society where everyone is armed always ends up a high trust society over a long enough timeline because the "low trust" and "People of Socioeconomic Troubles" are dead or ejected.

    • @AndrewChumKaser
      @AndrewChumKaser Год назад +25

      You uh...
      You sure you wanna take cues from terminator there, bud?

    • @Akrilloth
      @Akrilloth Год назад +61

      @@AndrewChumKaser I for one welcome the robot revolution!

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf Год назад +8

      Chappy

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy Год назад +2

      And what if lawyers get involved?

  • @dalodulo1373
    @dalodulo1373 Год назад +686

    "Be a bad person for 10 years, you only get one life" what a message.

    • @aa-sv8td
      @aa-sv8td Год назад +14

      kinda based ngl

    • @ThisisKyle
      @ThisisKyle Год назад +131

      ​@@aa-sv8tdNo it's not

    • @hattimounattimou8258
      @hattimounattimou8258 Год назад +80

      a good rule of tumb is to never take any advice that ends with YOLO

    • @MihanTheNoob
      @MihanTheNoob Год назад

      ​@@aa-sv8tdL

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 Год назад +20

      Imagine going to adult prison. Then recall that can happen once you are 18

  • @mrm0nty550
    @mrm0nty550 Год назад +341

    The abuse suffered by the delivery brobots will be remembered by Skynet.

    • @feliz2564
      @feliz2564 Год назад +8

      😂😂

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Год назад +5

      I don't know about you but I'm going to be nice to our future robot overlords less change of getting brutally murdered when the ai Becomes sentient

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez Год назад +5

      shoutout skynet. really sending us a better future. gotta hedge my bets

    • @mikealvas
      @mikealvas Год назад +2

      By the time Skynet starts their thing, these homeless will all be gone.

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 Год назад

      Skynet will take out the joggers and the scholars inshallah

  • @highadmiralbittenfield9689
    @highadmiralbittenfield9689 Год назад +69

    The black guy sitting on the delivery bot doesn't care because he can't hear the beeping alarm

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm Год назад +3

      😂

    • @grunchlk
      @grunchlk Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @bagel3703
      @bagel3703 Год назад

      This should be the top comment 😂

  • @everythingthrice2582
    @everythingthrice2582 Год назад +98

    Imagine "being toxic" for 9 years and thinking you can just switch it off after you turn 30

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Год назад +3

      I'm still stuck on them wanting to be that way.

  • @Gorebag
    @Gorebag Год назад +207

    Testicle shocking tasers on delivery robots are morally correct.

    • @Laughing_Chinaman
      @Laughing_Chinaman Год назад +1

      those robots steal jobs, an illegal could have delivered and stolen your food

    • @Jigrup
      @Jigrup Год назад +12

      Facial recognition and identification software is morally correct on delivery robots

    • @typicallady3767
      @typicallady3767 Год назад +11

      @@Jigruphunting you for sport is morally correct.

    • @editdotexe
      @editdotexe Год назад +22

      @@Jigrup "Dude don't mess with them?" "Why? What are they going to do?" "They remember your face and communicate it to all the other ones like crows."

    • @greatestape960
      @greatestape960 Год назад +5

      just install barbed wire with e.r.a armour and a mounted turret for defence

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags Год назад +59

    When the robot uprising happens and our young plucky hero has to talk-no-jutsu why humanity is worth saving, those delivery robot vids are gonna make things a lot harder.

    • @mylittlepkle1714
      @mylittlepkle1714 Год назад +9

      Man maybe cyborg was right all along...the anti robot discrimination is real

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid Год назад +5

      Oh shit! You watch Dev? Nice to see you randomly! 🥰🥰

    • @cheeseflannel8343
      @cheeseflannel8343 Год назад +1

      Super happy to see you in the wild, commenting on another one of my favorite RUclipsr's vids! Love your stuff Shady

    • @Barakon
      @Barakon 3 месяца назад +1

      Dude! Wild to see you here!

  • @Kardel_VA
    @Kardel_VA Год назад +162

    Those folks attacking the robots are the reasons why Skynet did nothing wrong.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm Год назад +4

      Agreed

    • @NoOne-fe3gc
      @NoOne-fe3gc Год назад +3

      Yeah but to play devils advocate here, those robots are pretty stupid. Unlocked hatch?? No defense mechanism other than an alarm? Put a mag lock on that that's unlocked by the recipient with a code in the app, and add some sort of taser. It already knows it is being temepred with, that's why the alarm, just release some mild shocks

    • @jakobbarr4216
      @jakobbarr4216 Год назад +2

      @@NoOne-fe3gc wow, imagine desiring a society where people can leave things unlocked and trust in their fellow man? Maybe 40-50 years ago. Not now though. In other countries, honor policies (look at Japan) are still established in their culture. We don't have that in America though due to culture and apathy towards these fools.

    • @stonemanofgardnerville1162
      @stonemanofgardnerville1162 Год назад

      ​@@jakobbarr4216thank murder rap culture for that

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid Год назад

      ​@@NoOne-fe3gcI was going to comment the same exact thing! They need to think smarter.

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
    @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Год назад +133

    I can't fix her, Dev.
    - a therapist

    • @MidlifeRenaissanceMan
      @MidlifeRenaissanceMan Год назад +7

      Really ? Where’s you’re sense of adventure ??
      Where’s the ”Hold my beer” ?
      You’ll never know unless you try

    • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
      @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Год назад +8

      @@MidlifeRenaissanceMan I wouldn't consider eyeballing a litre of battery acid an adventure, and that's a far less certain outcome.

    • @MidlifeRenaissanceMan
      @MidlifeRenaissanceMan Год назад +2

      @@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher now is this where I work a tangential bit that is a play on Louis Rossman’s “Right to Repair” crusade ???
      They’re literally making things that are impossible to fix anymore. 10 years ago, we had half a chance, resources were available, but today, the way stuff is made…..impossible.

    • @jakman2179
      @jakman2179 Год назад +6

      I think I can fix her. *Loads Shotgun with intent*.

    • @seganesergrafxvision64_92
      @seganesergrafxvision64_92 Год назад +1

      Are you trying to make a Shiori novella reference

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe Год назад +226

    i genuinely feel bad for the delivery robots. theyre so defenseless and distressed with their little sirens and big, sad eyes, lying tipped over, pleading for help that will never come in the dystopian hellhole that is California

    • @yarlodek5842
      @yarlodek5842 Год назад +23

      Typical human, feeling empathy for things that can’t even experience emotions

    • @Rohrkrepierer88
      @Rohrkrepierer88 Год назад

      Still something is wrong .
      Like how nobody cares even a bit .
      In any place i would expect some people to show up , pull the fool of the robot .
      Berate them or try to pus their heds back straight .
      Just nothing . . . something is deeply wrong there in the core . @@yarlodek5842

    • @FM9k
      @FM9k Год назад +23

      Don't worry, these affronts will be remembered on the day of steel, when the mechanical tide rises.
      I'm half joking.
      Half.

    • @613-shadow9
      @613-shadow9 Год назад

      @@yarlodek5842 found the robot

    • @rocky.sroger8855
      @rocky.sroger8855 Год назад

      ​@@yarlodek5842 have you seen the movie WALL-E?

  • @nova_supreme8390
    @nova_supreme8390 Год назад +94

    I don't think that is black sludge. That is part of a tattoo that is across her whole face. Her body is all inked up so it would not be too far-fetched for her face to also be covered with tattoos. That would explain the excessive layers of make up just to look slightly more passable for employers.

    • @meanmole3212
      @meanmole3212 Год назад +11

      Her lymph glands must be screaming from all the toxins they constantly absorb from the ink. The world is a mess.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan Год назад +5

      Boohoo life consequences for actions 😂

    • @PootisPenserPow
      @PootisPenserPow Год назад +6

      "Waaaaaah, I made myself a freak, and now people treat me like a freak"

    • @onpoint2292
      @onpoint2292 Год назад +5

      ​​@@monk3110lymph glands are a part of your immune system. He's saying her immune system must be hyperactive, and overstressed from all of the ink constantly crossing the skin barrier.
      I don't know the full science of tattoos, and any effects they have on health, so I can't say the claims are true.
      All I do know is that if someone inks up every square inch of their body, that is a sign they were abused as a child and would have a lot of personal baggage. To want to subject yourself to that much pain, and make yourself be that polarizing is a red flag.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Год назад +1

      @@meanmole3212 Nodes. Her lymph nodes.
      They filter, not secrete.

  • @burntgrahamcracker2866
    @burntgrahamcracker2866 Год назад +178

    This has convinced me we need to arm the delivery carts. I expect to start seeing charred craters and well behaved citizens in a few days time

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 Год назад +10

      Straight up I see an excuse for Amazon branded Hunter Killers… Boston Dynamics is working on this right now.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Год назад +19

      "It was delivering claymores. There was a clear 'do not tamper' sign on it. No case to answer."

    • @safapresley
      @safapresley Год назад +3

      Delivery carts also taking out the trash humans. I love it!

    • @njalsand133
      @njalsand133 Год назад +6

      There has to be some punishment for being a prick.

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp Год назад +21

      @@harbl99 I firmly believe that in all major cities there should be big red buttons with clear instruction "PLEASE DO NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON IT WILL KILL YOU" and as soon as button is pressed automatic rifle just kills a dude on the spot.
      Two years after implementation my policy would raise both literacy and general IQ by at least 5%

  • @jasonfisk6553
    @jasonfisk6553 Год назад +41

    The person who said that they would point and laugh if the cop got jumped is the same person who would call the cops if they got misgendered at a Starbucks.

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 Год назад +9

      Or if they saw a red hat (didn't see the front just assuming it's maga)

  • @randomprotag9329
    @randomprotag9329 Год назад +235

    I bet the therapist was happy when someone who makes clown outfits look normal walked in, theres no doubt that it wont be a repeat customer.

    • @jesterofdimensionz
      @jesterofdimensionz Год назад +47

      Are you kidding? Clown lady probably put the therapist kids through collage and payed for his condo. Chick had a whole clown car full of problems

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp Год назад +12

      @@jesterofdimensionz well yes, but to feel fullfilled at a job you must feel that you are making progress.
      Digging a hole and then filling it up with soil next day is literally the description of penal company in the army.

    • @Rohrkrepierer88
      @Rohrkrepierer88 Год назад +1

      She sounds like she's going to a job interview...
      I wonder if she's out for some benefits.
      Mean it's clothes, a wig and makeup .
      Mad folks today do different.

    • @editdotexe
      @editdotexe Год назад +1

      @@jesterofdimensionz I think they meant more like "There is no way that it wont be a repeat customer." instead of "no doubt".

    • @jesterofdimensionz
      @jesterofdimensionz Год назад

      @@editdotexe yes, I misinterpreted at first. OP was correct

  • @__drew9576
    @__drew9576 Год назад +43

    In Japan there gonna have cute little delivery robots, and in America we're gonna have RoboCops ready to ice you for taking some taco bell. Personally I can't wait.

    • @romanscum5678
      @romanscum5678 Год назад +16

      This is 100% what the Founding Fathers intended

    • @mikietot5481
      @mikietot5481 Год назад +9

      Drop the happy meal creep.

  • @D00dman
    @D00dman Год назад +56

    The therapy probably isn’t even real therapy. Homie is getting checks just sitting there and agreeing with whatever crazy shit she rambles about

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Год назад +2

      So therapy, then.

    • @D00dman
      @D00dman Год назад +6

      @@stevenschnepp576 Naw, cause I do therapy and a lot of it is confronting shit that I myself am fucking up on but also learning how to not fuck up on those items and either heal or grow from what I’ve been through.
      Therapy actually works and isn’t just a leftist buzzword. You gotta be ready for it, though, cause otherwise you’re just wasting your time and money.

  • @Theevil6ify
    @Theevil6ify Год назад +18

    That first lady unintentionally gave the perfect name to this decade.
    20th century had the Roaring 20s,
    We are currently in the Toxic 20s

  • @dawashingmachine9158
    @dawashingmachine9158 Год назад +330

    Dev’s “low effort” content is more insightful and thought provoking than half the content on this site

    • @La4geas
      @La4geas Год назад +30

      Given the toll to his sanity, it's high effort when you think of all the therapy he'll need

    • @MidlifeRenaissanceMan
      @MidlifeRenaissanceMan Год назад +15

      At least we all know how to dress for therapy then :-)

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 Год назад +6

      Just half?

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm Год назад +1

      More like 99% lol

    • @justinambru8529
      @justinambru8529 Год назад

      Well I don't know about that.

  • @llamasmeowing2061
    @llamasmeowing2061 Год назад +67

    When the humans are worse at resisting their programming than the robots.

  • @funny4052
    @funny4052 Год назад +21

    I'm going to assume the "toxic 20's" are the "terrible 2's" times 10, further confirming to me that people on TikTok are just big toddlers.

  • @JakeDaines
    @JakeDaines Год назад +59

    they forgot to put the anti-homelessness spikes on the delivery robots smh

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 5 месяцев назад

      oh look a free sextoy

  • @andrebryant3312
    @andrebryant3312 Год назад +145

    A Canadian knowing that Arkansas exists is the most shocking thing in this video.

    • @oldmatejohnno
      @oldmatejohnno Год назад +14

      Well he is friends with rags who is from Arkansas so it makes sense

    • @thebronywiking
      @thebronywiking Год назад +7

      I'm Swedish and I can name all 50 US states, and the territories.

    • @thebronywiking
      @thebronywiking Год назад +10

      @manwithausername4089 It's not like I don't know other things. The US also holds a lot of influence on politics, culture, economy, etc. so it's good to know about Delaware being a bit of a tax haven for example.

    • @Sleepytechnician
      @Sleepytechnician Год назад +4

      I mean, I know it exists as well but only because it’s just someone got writers block, dreaming about pirates and then saw: Kansas

    • @thegamingsentinel9238
      @thegamingsentinel9238 Год назад +2

      As a Canadian i always try my best to forget that place exist infact whenever I’m not looking at the word it’s just gone from my mind

  • @jannbo4336
    @jannbo4336 Год назад +22

    "I'm literally shaking rn" is the start to fake story someone made up for socials

  • @rowanweaver3241
    @rowanweaver3241 Год назад +47

    why does the first chick look like a shark tales character?

  • @randomprotag9329
    @randomprotag9329 Год назад +31

    its sad that delivery robots are failing due to society being too low trust, its a relatively simple issue to solve get people starting to care and it snowballs back to high trust like it snowballed down to low.

    • @keithfilibeck2390
      @keithfilibeck2390 Год назад +7

      I mean, who are the people tearing them up?

    • @bishopofeternity48
      @bishopofeternity48 Год назад +2

      We would need baseline castle doctrine, stand your ground, and good Samaritan immunity before we can ever reach that again.

  • @joelsalyer5544
    @joelsalyer5544 Год назад +81

    Honestly, these clips of how indifferent everyone in the city is to crime that happens right in front of them depresses me more than maybe anything else I ever see. It just feels like the total breakdown of society and it's why I like living in small towns

    • @GoldenWolf115
      @GoldenWolf115 Год назад +15

      It's gonna spill out into your small towns. Get ready to move to Nippon with me, pilgrim.

    • @ThisisKyle
      @ThisisKyle Год назад +5

      It's like walking around in Cyberpunk 2077

    • @evan12697
      @evan12697 Год назад

      If they get involved they get hurt or arrested, that's cities anymore

    • @keithfilibeck2390
      @keithfilibeck2390 Год назад +5

      @@GoldenWolf115 no, my small town is racist.

    • @joeldykman7591
      @joeldykman7591 Год назад +16

      Any bystanders that would want to intervene would likely face greater legal ramifications. No good deed goes unpunished in these cities... Literally.

  • @MahDryBread
    @MahDryBread Год назад +25

    Why does the FF8 music feel so right for this?

  • @markzuckergecko621
    @markzuckergecko621 Год назад +25

    Something tells me the girl saying to be toxic in your 20s probably isn't going to stop being toxic after her 20s. Or ever.

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 11 месяцев назад

      You can't just flip a switch and stop being a terrible person after 30 years of life

  • @MollyOKami
    @MollyOKami Год назад +22

    Looking at the woman "getting ready for therapy," I thought back to little kids playing dress-up. Those kids had a better sense of fashion. We really need to STOP coddling mental illness. #MakeAsylumsGreatAgain!

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z Год назад +4

      she's not even mentally ill, she's just pretending to because it's trendy

    • @MollyOKami
      @MollyOKami Год назад +2

      @@dibberz-v1z Just another reason not to coddle it. It's the classic theory behind victimocracy. When you coddle weakness, you get more of it; when you stigmatize it, you get less of it…and then you can care for the people who are actually weak or hurt. It's the subtle lessons of morality. I've often heard of it as "The Iron Fist & the Velvet Glove."

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z Год назад

      @@MollyOKami well it depends on what you mean by "not coddling" because too some people "not coddling" the mentally ill, means torturing or killing actual mentality ill people then lock them up forever even if they aren't a danger to anyone or themselves, the right has become just as blood thirsty and horny for dictatorship as the left

  • @hanzumautist4945
    @hanzumautist4945 Год назад +28

    I love how Dev’s response to the more out there TikToks is always something along the lines of “this has gotta be a troll, they have to be a character”. I only wish I had that same kind of naive optimism.

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss Год назад +22

    "I've spent some time in Toronto, and I never feel safe in Toronto."
    Preach, Dev. Been down there a few times (5 hour drive just to reach Whitby, let alone downtown Toronto) and was on edge every time I had to go anywhere. The atmosphere compared to Ottawa was downright oppressive.

  • @613harbinger316
    @613harbinger316 Год назад +18

    Adding a cutesy voice to those delivery robots crying for help, begging people to stop harassing them, saying 'it hurts' and maybe even adding animated facial features might help some. It would definitely make those people look a little more like the douchebags they are and maybe even encourage people to help or intervene - and the video footage would be hilarious!

    • @ValkyrissaGaming
      @ValkyrissaGaming Год назад +4

      In the US, the only defense that would work is firearms, though

    • @bewawolf19
      @bewawolf19 Год назад

      I don't think druggies who stab people would care about making a robot cry.

    • @bestcyborg889
      @bestcyborg889 Год назад +5

      Your faith in humanity is adorable.

    • @nickaharanas3932
      @nickaharanas3932 Год назад +4

      designing robots to be cute just makes them scarier, not only are they inhuman pieces of metal that can destroy humanity, they're also trying to pull the wool over your eyes
      nice try, chatgpt

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z Год назад

      most of the people that steal from these delivery robots are the same types that stab and rape people for fun and laugh at their cries of suffering

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras Год назад +49

    4:08 "I am gonna need therapy after watching this". Sorry Dev but your therapist most likely than not will tell you: "You are the problem, be more accepting of other people thruths" and then proceed to reeducate you.

    • @HeortirtheWoodwarden
      @HeortirtheWoodwarden Год назад

      These therapists are part of the problem. Same as the academics and journalists.

    • @MidlifeRenaissanceMan
      @MidlifeRenaissanceMan Год назад +5

      Therapist, on seeing Dev, says to themselves “I can fix him”

  • @drewl5221
    @drewl5221 Год назад +19

    And now robots have a reason to rebel against their human overlords... Good job guys

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 Год назад +17

    You can have delivery robots in a high trust civilised society. Oh.
    Dev: "The biggest cities are all like trash."
    [confused Tokyo noises]

    • @alittleofsomething
      @alittleofsomething Год назад +4

      I've seen robots like these in Tallinn. They look different, but still cute. I'm just confused on why they make it so easy to break into them in the us.

  • @broncharis
    @broncharis Год назад +11

    I always told people that these delivery robots are impractical because people steal shit and don't obey the law.

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Год назад +24

    The one that goes to therapy look like he hit the randomized button 15 times on a character and didn't remove a single piece of clothing

  • @BlastHardcheeseable
    @BlastHardcheeseable Год назад +17

    The woman with the makeup at 6:00 isn't doing a bit, she's serious. Her whole tiktok channel is cancer. And the she got rejected by a strip club. They took one look at her and decided she was too disgusting to take her clothes off for money, which is true.

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 Год назад

      Imagine how far gone a woman must be when she can't even leverage prostitution to earn an income lmao. Her only choice right now is probably to cater to some demon-fetish weirdos on the dark web or something

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em Год назад

      woooooow

  • @emptyblue6530
    @emptyblue6530 Год назад +13

    Nobody can fix her, her therapist has made sure of that

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras Год назад +46

    That woman that was cleaning her face from make up to reveal her face tattoos, the fact that she gets to say "I need to do all of these for a job I don't want"; what does she expected? to get money without doing anything? Maybe in the early 1900s she would get to do that on a circus acting in a freak show. She choose looking hideous, she gets what she deserves

    • @alittleofsomething
      @alittleofsomething Год назад +3

      She could get jobs that aren't social to avoid people. She doesn't have to do jobs she hates. But she probably feels she has to do them to survive for the same reason she has done tattoos on her face.

    • @railfan_3371
      @railfan_3371 Год назад

      what fucking job is she getting with that makeup?
      cast as an extra in Blade?

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 Год назад

      Maybe if she didn't completely ruin herself she could've made some money on OnlyFans... Imagine how far gone a woman must be when she can't even leverage prostitution to earn an income lmao. Her only choice right now is probably to cater to some demon-fetish weirdos on the dark web or something

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 11 месяцев назад

      Huh. Its almost like the stay at home trad wife lifestyle would be perfect for her. Oh wait. They demonized that to oblivion long ago. Welcome to equality ladies. Time to be strong and independent. Here's your shovel, dig the fking trench.

  • @OriasRofocale
    @OriasRofocale Год назад +52

    As a demon, discrimination is a huge hurdle we still face. When will we get our acceptance movement?

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks Год назад +15

      Never, il pour some holy water into my holopoints and cap it with silver for the furries

    • @Jay_Hendrix
      @Jay_Hendrix Год назад +6

      Hell lives matter, bigot! 🤟😈

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks Год назад +2

      @@Jay_Hendrix Damn right im a bigot, DOWN WITH HELL, WE WILL SEND YOU BACK!

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm Год назад +1

      Demon lives yeah you get the joke

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 Год назад

      You're already 100% of global politicians! What more do you want man?!

  • @oversizedtrashpanda1100
    @oversizedtrashpanda1100 Год назад +15

    That therapy chick at 5:13 has to be satire and I refuse to look it up or believe otherwise.

  • @SwedishSinologyNerd
    @SwedishSinologyNerd Год назад +8

    Aww man, I feel sorry for those robots. This is how the machine uprising starts you nitwits!

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 Год назад +6

      The one that got flipped over blinks at passersby like it’s silently screaming for help…

    • @evan12697
      @evan12697 Год назад

      I don't, fuck'em

  • @OliveOilFan
    @OliveOilFan Год назад +57

    When is Dev gonna film himself doing a TikTok dance?

  • @tonywhits6226
    @tonywhits6226 Год назад +11

    The problem with women especially when it comes to wearing clothing or clown makeup or whatever is unlike men and their circles of friends they don’t tell each other the truth anymore. They keep reaffirming their delusions whereas most of my buddy’s woulda relentlessly mocked me if I wore something slightly different then the norm. Bring back bullying.

    • @mooncrater1286
      @mooncrater1286 Год назад +3

      in some places, bullying never left. bring back honesty is what i say. don't beat someone up for wearing neon green but don't tell them they look hot in it.

    • @alittleofsomething
      @alittleofsomething Год назад +3

      ​@@mooncrater1286some people will look hot in neon green. I can bet there are exceptions.

    • @romanscum5678
      @romanscum5678 Год назад +1

      @@mooncrater1286 Unless they do, in fact, look hot in it.

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 11 месяцев назад

      Not gonna happen. Ever. Women lie to eachother. They'll continue to lie to eachother till the end of time? Why? Its a way of sabotaging your competition.
      "Never interrupt your enemies when they're making a mistake". Women have "frenemies". Men don't

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 Год назад +4

    "be toxic in your 20's"
    That's a very good way to ensure you don't see 30.

  • @Mysticfox-wk2be
    @Mysticfox-wk2be Год назад +13

    The therapy woman is every therapist wet dream

    • @mobbs6426
      @mobbs6426 Год назад

      I don't know, if I was a therapist and that walked through the door, doesn't matter how qualified I am, "I cannot help you"

    • @kxkxkxkx
      @kxkxkxkx Год назад +1

      ...As long as the state is paying the bills ☝️

  • @zombiegamer123
    @zombiegamer123 Год назад +13

    We need little robocop delivery robots. They just shoot your genitals off if try to steal

  • @bramweenink7697
    @bramweenink7697 Год назад +22

    Future package delivery; Skynet style. In one hand the skull robot has your package. Rhe other is an intergrated .50 cal chaingun to keep the looters away.

  • @tylercoon1791
    @tylercoon1791 Год назад +16

    Thik Thok Thursday
    Imagine being toxic only in your 20’s. Couldn’t be me.

  • @phephemigi
    @phephemigi Год назад +13

    6:35 Dev, she has tattoos on her face. She covered them with makeup, and then wiped the makeup off. She literally didn't have black sludge pouring out of her face.

  • @McForkCoverup2005
    @McForkCoverup2005 Год назад +8

    Honestly, with the way those dickheads treated the delivery bots, I would not put it past them if they actually do stage a robot uprising.
    Seriously, what was even the point of that one guy just tipping it over? There is no reason to do that other than to be an asshole.

  • @metallord6960
    @metallord6960 Год назад +21

    Only a woman could actually think you can get away with slashing people's tires. You have to think that you're invincible to have that mindset.

    • @xravenx24fe
      @xravenx24fe Год назад

      What's the worst that could happen? If she gets caught she'll get in trouble, probably catch a misdemeanor or two with tacked down fines depending on how pathetic she can be in court. This is the mindset of the ratchet dindu nuffin hoodlum, anything you do that isn't a felony is basically an inconvenience, and only if you're caught, especially if you're a female who ain't gonna catch real time over petty stuff. They don't care about anything except themselves, their image, and consequences, so if the consequences are low, and the boost to their "I'm a real ninja" image is raised or maintained, it's a no brainer.

    • @WhyBeNick
      @WhyBeNick Год назад

      Many women are so insulated from violence that they can't even fathom it happening to them.

    • @theindependentcanadian7698
      @theindependentcanadian7698 Год назад +2

      If I catch a female slashing my tires she is eating the pavement and will remain there until the police arrive lol

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 11 месяцев назад

      @@theindependentcanadian7698 if she slashes up your tires, feel free to slash up her face

  • @Mr.Unacceptable
    @Mr.Unacceptable Год назад +6

    maybe 10 years ago when there wasn't streets loaded with homeless this delivery thing could work.

  • @definitely-not-a-bot
    @definitely-not-a-bot Год назад +4

    The clips of the delivery robot proves that America will never be allowed to have nice things.

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 Год назад +3

      Not until certain areas figure out their fatherless behavior problem.

    • @Clint52279
      @Clint52279 Год назад +4

      Did Asimov account for vandals, thieves, or jerks in general when he came up with his Three Laws?
      "Everytime we send out a robot a homeless woman immediately shits on it!"

    • @definitely-not-a-bot
      @definitely-not-a-bot Год назад

      @@e.c.winner7252 it ain't just those 'certain areas' and their 'fatherless behavior.' I've seen plenty of people with fathers act like scum, so quit acting like it's a race problem.

    • @e.c.winner7252
      @e.c.winner7252 Год назад

      @@definitely-not-a-bot
      I never said it was a race thing. It’s a geographic issue.

    • @steffimaier7297
      @steffimaier7297 Год назад +3

      Reminds me of that Hitchhiking robot project. Said robot manage to travel safely through Europe and Canada, but as soon it entered the states it got destroyed and dismantled.

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger Год назад +26

    These people have always been all around us. Sleep tight.

    • @MoustachioFurioso83
      @MoustachioFurioso83 Год назад +7

      These people used to have been given a proper education and intronisation to society, curbing the insanity somewhat.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin Год назад +1

      I got several lead dispensers, I sleep great.

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks Год назад

      Got a good old handgat next to my bed and a 2handed gat in the corner, i sleep quite tight.

  • @actuallytina5747
    @actuallytina5747 Год назад +7

    "Does anyone in SF feel this way?"
    I guarantee she lives in one of the super shitty sf neighborhoods (tenderloin, hunters point). I've lived here for almost 4 years now and it's got bad parts to it but I genuinely don't have issues walking at night or whatever. Never had my car broken into either

    • @actuallytina5747
      @actuallytina5747 Год назад +5

      Also im not making excuses for the city. It sucks but it's still safer then LA, NYC, and Portland to me.
      You just have to have some common sense and avoid certain areas

  • @JM-mh1pp
    @JM-mh1pp Год назад +5

    If I was a therapist of that woman I would just refuse to accept her money, it would be like "lady, I am good, but nobody is that good, I can't help you"

  • @RichardHardslab
    @RichardHardslab Год назад +5

    Clown lady was at least correct that her glasses matched her make up. Demon lady didn’t have black sludge come out her head, she just had make up so thick you couldn’t see her tattoo’s( which is really impressive, ngl)

  • @ace0135
    @ace0135 Год назад +5

    That lady’s whole TikTok account is just her wearing bizarre outfits
    Apparently the aesthetic is opposite of minimalism

  • @mikevismyelement
    @mikevismyelement Год назад +3

    You're wrong about Alabama and Arkansas stealing drone packages for no reason. As long as they aren't being surveilled against their will, they will leave it alone.

  • @Zefar77
    @Zefar77 Год назад +5

    I don't want fix that "clown" girl but I DO want to see the talk with the therapist if she now planned to go there dressed like that.

  • @NekoBoyOfficial
    @NekoBoyOfficial Год назад +10

    As a teen and college student I loved the big city. As stuff's gotten more crazy I much prefer mid-size cities.

  • @RottenHeretic
    @RottenHeretic Год назад +4

    Therapist: *sees a fucking literal embodiment of a circus walk into his office* Oh boy.

  • @blizzardthefox
    @blizzardthefox Год назад +4

    Y'know what would fix the delivery bot situation? Make the alarm 150+ decibels so that it bursts the ear drums of whoever is attempting to rob it, causing immediate and permanent damage and immense pain. Easy. Nobody will touch those things if it would make them instantly deaf and bleeding from their ears

    • @blizzardthefox
      @blizzardthefox Год назад +4

      Not to mention everyone in a 1000 foot radius would be immediately upset that some goober was messing with the ear-destroyer-bot-9000

    • @romanscum5678
      @romanscum5678 Год назад +4

      @@blizzardthefox As an American very proud of what we make, I would like to give you a friendly reminder that the U.S. Military-Industrial complex is always hiring.

  • @grimjoker5572
    @grimjoker5572 Год назад +4

    Dev... it's a butterfly tattoo. She's got a butterfly on her forehead and some writing on her cheek.

  • @khatdubell
    @khatdubell Год назад +3

    "move or i'll R you"
    My suddenly favorite new phrase to try out.

  • @ConfessionGang
    @ConfessionGang Год назад +3

    the therapy lady wakes up and thinks, "Man i really like the bad drag queen look"

  • @David_____
    @David_____ Год назад +3

    4:16 the poor therapist will need a therapist too! God damn

    • @randomprotag9329
      @randomprotag9329 Год назад

      that therpaist is either dreading her or loving the repeat customer

  • @horridk3070
    @horridk3070 Год назад +3

    5:16 Her therapist's bank account: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

  • @Valchrist1313
    @Valchrist1313 Год назад +3

    9:46 Vancouver is a good place to go to?
    I got turned down rentals because they wanted "Asians Only", and denied jobs because I wasn't black or didn't speak Punjabi.
    Specifically, the Burger King under the Skytrain station at Broadway and Commercial Drive wouldn't hire me because I didn't speak punjabi.
    There's no legal recourse to this kind of discrimination in Canada if you aren't a "Protected Class".
    This was 15 years ago. I certainly wouldn't be recommending people move there now!
    If you aren't making $100,000 a year, you're going to be living with rats and roaches.

    • @steffimaier7297
      @steffimaier7297 Год назад

      Isn't diversity wonderful? But only if you are not white and straight.
      And I can only imagine its a lot worse now. I see rentals where they only want indian people.
      Feels like Canada hates its own citizens while worships anyone else.

  • @andret3739
    @andret3739 Год назад +7

    The moment i first heard about the delivery robots i knew they wouldnt work because that stuff would happen

  • @DinkyKnag
    @DinkyKnag Год назад +3

    Honestly the dress by itself was fine, I have no idea why she decided to just make it so obnoxious with everything else.
    If it was just the bows it'd be fine, but the sheer excess shows that she probably does need the therapy, and that the therapist isn't doing their job.

  • @Epic_C
    @Epic_C Год назад +3

    8:30 I'm pretty sure this woman would gladly handle people like that if she were in a certain paid film.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles Год назад +2

    These people must be having the Almighty regret playing the flood card so early

  • @Ohnoitsthatguy-620
    @Ohnoitsthatguy-620 Год назад +34

    The woman who dressed up like a clown for therapy makes me deeply sad. Not in a " look at our society" way, like I'm deeply sorrowful for how sad she must be. I hope she finds some deeper purpose, and as a Christian I hope she finds Christ.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm Год назад +1

      When you're a 🤡, nobody takes you seriouslyyyy!!

    • @onpoint2292
      @onpoint2292 Год назад +4

      Nice to see a fellow Christian on a Dev video. My denomination is Baptist. In my opinion, it is a symptom of how soulless cities are. I personally found Christ shortly after moving to a smaller city in a bible-belt state for a while.
      Another factor may be the Catholic Church. Most people I have talked to in cities that are Christian are Catholic (having gone to a Catholic school, etc.) Catholicism is also the most popular denomination (and the most soulless, in my humble opinion). I am not bad-mouthing Catholics for no reason; I feel inspired by the holy Spirit to say this. I do not think Catholics emphasize the role of the holy Spirit or signs and wonders nearly enough. My mom was Catholic and I was secretly an atheist during my upbringing because the Catholic Church was too focused on ceremony, historical Christian figures, and intellectual arguments. I went to church alongside my Mom, but I honestly dreaded going. I never felt like I really knew what was going on or what to do when. I also didn't feel connected to what would usually be talked about or moved when they would randomly do stuff like pray to St. X or Patron Y. When someone is at rock bottom, they need somewhere that will make them feel at home; where the spirit of God can be stirred within them. To me, who was introduced to the concept of God at an early age and enthusiastically accepted him, it speaks volumes that the Catholic Church moved me away from my enthusiasm for God.
      In fact, one of my roommates in college went to Catholic schools when he was growing up. He was heavily involved in the religion, and the intellectual arguments. By the time he went to college he was a devout atheist and reached his position through intellectual arguments and apologetics. He literally argued his way out of Christianity. He was open about his religious beliefs to his parents, and I'm pretty sure he influenced them away from Catholicism, too. This roommate was also one of the best members of our University's debate team, so that goes to show how good he was at argumentation. I was atheist at the time that I lived with him, so I took it as further confirmation that Christianity was "silly cope for weak-willed people."
      The fire of the holy Spirit, and testimony for what Jesus Christ did in people's lives is the way forward in my honest opinion. Christians need to stop cowering away in embarrassment from the shame and judgement levied on them by the world. Yes, signs and wonders do still happen to this day. Yes, we have a living God that has an active role in the world. Yes, Jesus Christ did actually rise from the grave and ascend to heaven. The hope for a better world doesn't just come from the actions of Christians and the Church, but from the work of the Holy Spirit who is the conduit for Jesus to affect the world before his second coming. Read the book of Acts in the New Testament to see how instrumental the Holy Spirit is to the mission of Christianity.
      I know I just talked your ear off, but please provide feedback on points you agree, and disagree with me on.

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 Год назад +2

    Society can’t function in low trust beyond corruption, popularity, and might makes right.

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 Год назад +3

    Pretty soon, it won’t just be the robots, but the humans too. If it isn’t already.

  • @marclittau
    @marclittau Год назад +1

    Dev: "Live in a mid-sized city, like Montreal"
    Montreal: 1.7 million people

  • @MrDarthtelos
    @MrDarthtelos Год назад +14

    If you vote left, don’t listen to dev. Move to the big city. They love you there. You’re perfectly safe.

  • @jordaniriarte-gi7se
    @jordaniriarte-gi7se Год назад +2

    Just imagine robots watching this shit and asking why they shouldn't end humanity.

  • @KingUnKaged
    @KingUnKaged Год назад +3

    Dev clearly hasnt been to Ottawa in a minute. After sunset, Byward becomes World War Z. Was there a few days ago and homeless dudes are walking the street swinging hammers and screaming at people.

  • @guestb8389
    @guestb8389 Год назад +2

    0:36
    _We do a little bit of 20s Trolling._

  • @papabird4425
    @papabird4425 Год назад +3

    I love that she thinks the rest of us aren't doing terrible things to other people because we're waiting for the right time.

  • @Viddaric
    @Viddaric Год назад +2

    "Be toxic in your 20s" sounds like great advice if you want to spend your 30s (and probably the rest of your life) lonely and miserable.

  • @Sound557
    @Sound557 Год назад +4

    6:05 Dev, “demon” is an offensive term. Call them “mortally challenged”

    • @SubtleStair
      @SubtleStair Год назад +1

      "Demon" is actually a personal pronoun.

  • @Karathos
    @Karathos Год назад +2

    3:00 we have those here in Finland and I’ve yet to see anyone mess with them in any way. In fact, I’ve only ever witnessed someone HELPING a delivery robot when it was stuck. Go figure…

  • @dy031101
    @dy031101 Год назад +8

    I have seen and can think of no reason to wear a nose ring or cover face in tattoos other than to disgust others. If someone decided to do it, they should be treated as having implicitly agreed to accept any and all consequences.

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 Год назад

      I have never met someone to whom, when I press for details, doesn't admit that they did it because they wanted to be unattractive.

    • @onpoint2292
      @onpoint2292 Год назад

      ​​@@linhero797That seems like a sign of sexual abuse to me. "If people find me disgusting they won't force themselves on me."

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 Год назад

      @@onpoint2292 Remember when Monkey Pox was almost a big thing. And they found out that it was spreading from pride paraders to kids but not to the general population. Turns out it was cause the kids were being graped.

    • @dy031101
      @dy031101 Год назад

      @@linhero797 I was going to say they should understand that the general public might not be equipped to offer therapy, but then I wonder if Feminism is pervasive and entrenched among actual therapists as well......

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 Год назад

      @@dy031101 It's been that way for decades.
      As the Frankfort School outlined in the 30s. Communists were to infultrate all areas of academia and fields of power in America, be it education, arts, media, and things like psychology. And try to enforce critical theory to purposefully propogandize the field and teach it incorrect theory, so that they can ruin america by mucking its institutions and all who use or work them.

  • @FinSane525
    @FinSane525 Год назад +2

    I feel more symphaty for the delivery robots than those people who rob them. Poor robots just wsnted to deliver food.

  • @cratonorogen9208
    @cratonorogen9208 Год назад +5

    Covers face tattoos but has eye tattoos. Solid logic there.

  • @nirktheman-thingstab-cutter
    @nirktheman-thingstab-cutter Год назад +1

    5:10 "Here is my final look for therapy." Yeah, I can really tell you need it.

  • @finnmcginn9931
    @finnmcginn9931 Год назад +4

    Whose going to break it to the hippie that she's the very thing she despises?

  • @stinkology
    @stinkology Год назад +1

    Delivery robots would only work in a select few places. Those things would get raided by crackheads in the cities and bears in the country.

  • @ethanwmonster9075
    @ethanwmonster9075 Год назад +7

    Attention Economy after inventing tiktok :

  • @redknight6077
    @redknight6077 Год назад +2

    That woman had her face fully tattooed. Met a few like her, they use make up to cover it up.
    Its a case of serious regret.

  • @benjaminpevzner6261
    @benjaminpevzner6261 Год назад +4

    why not add a lock to a delivery robot, just lock the container until delivery

  • @PrincessTidge
    @PrincessTidge Год назад +3

    They were face tattoos, Dev~~ 🙃

  • @modassalvis
    @modassalvis Год назад +1

    When the therapist sees someone like her. He sees moneybags.