Ian Garry - What is Wrong with The Machados?

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @the-mma-guru
    @the-mma-guru Месяц назад +1862

    Turns out quite a lot

    • @MollyWhopMMA
      @MollyWhopMMA  Месяц назад +257

      Haha, is she a celebrity in the UK? Like a known socialite?

    • @ezradaiquiri11311
      @ezradaiquiri11311 Месяц назад +132

      Guru made this story great again, but never forget r.p. mma for starting the movement

    • @emperorpalpatine4681
      @emperorpalpatine4681 Месяц назад +36

      @@MollyWhopMMAnot really

    • @brownboyben
      @brownboyben Месяц назад +78

      ​@@MollyWhopMMANot even a little bit, you'd struggle to find anyone who knows her who doesn't know her because Ian Garry is her boyfriend.

    • @Showerofjyzz
      @Showerofjyzz Месяц назад +13

      whoa, gurus having a schmitty style crash out

  • @qjames0077
    @qjames0077 Месяц назад +479

    Shout out to Ian Garry's wife's boyfriend

    • @ricardofeliciano6503
      @ricardofeliciano6503 Месяц назад

      😂😂

    • @qjames0077
      @qjames0077 Месяц назад +8

      @MikeYork-bn1mt bit ironic. If you don't think Melania is getting something on the side, you're definitely wrong 🤣

    • @WhereIsSchmitty
      @WhereIsSchmitty Месяц назад +11

      @@qjames0077ah what a sad life you must live lol

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Месяц назад

      @MikeYork-bn1mtnah. they’re both ass. Trump sucks. Kamala sucks. America’s doomed. Billionaires win. Everyone else loses. See ya.

    • @MMAisTHEbestSPORT08
      @MMAisTHEbestSPORT08 Месяц назад

      ​@2smart4uu I think Trump is a real mf. Him over Kampala for sure. However, you seriously believe she don't get the extra d on the side? I mean look at her 😂

  • @Epoch-vu8cj
    @Epoch-vu8cj Месяц назад +384

    Ian strikes me as someone who never had friends. His voice is like nails on chalkboard and he has no social grace.

    • @therooffairy5979
      @therooffairy5979 Месяц назад +20

      We all know an Ian.

    • @monkeyboy275bobo8
      @monkeyboy275bobo8 Месяц назад +18

      Yeah but to be fair he is a good professional fighter regardless. I mean his performance in the octagon was solid so far and being the heel is better than beeing a nobody. Sure in his case he probably doesnt play much of a character and is just naturally unlikable but anyway the result is the same. People want to see him lose which means people want to watch him fight which is the main goal as a price fighter.

    • @Brian_fooking_Ferry
      @Brian_fooking_Ferry Месяц назад

      ​@@monkeyboy275bobo8 But.. he is an Ian... End of story

    • @KingStu-kr7wz
      @KingStu-kr7wz Месяц назад +9

      The first striker he fought he turned into a wrestler. Bag of shite

    • @ogreface8
      @ogreface8 Месяц назад

      Every morning he eats a bowl of nails for breakfast…

  • @Neogeozz
    @Neogeozz Месяц назад +489

    "Hotels have a chair in the corner because of Ian Garry" that shits cold

    • @solomongrundy6806
      @solomongrundy6806 Месяц назад +10

      That was the comment of the whole video!! Hahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing at that one!

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @scummymulisha
      @scummymulisha Месяц назад +5

      Na, Ian brings his own chair. Dude wheel it up to his room with one of those luggage trolleys they have at hotels 😂

    • @Keaks_
      @Keaks_ Месяц назад

      Hahahahahashaha

    • @gqwarrior6694
      @gqwarrior6694 Месяц назад

      You're welcome

  • @joeythegypsy
    @joeythegypsy Месяц назад +254

    I liked Ian Garry until that magny situation. It was so tasteless and disrespectful. And then how he won with zero grace. Ugly fight. Ugly behavior. Lame af.

    • @nnamggiFellauQrD
      @nnamggiFellauQrD Месяц назад +15

      And he couldn't even finish Magny while him being on one leg.

    • @Freud_Mayweather
      @Freud_Mayweather Месяц назад +8

      How? He was just as bad in his very first public appearance and every one after, how did you like him then lol

    • @sadistical5787
      @sadistical5787 Месяц назад +2

      Perfectly said.

    • @locomixer
      @locomixer Месяц назад +4

      it was even before that for me... when he posted a busted up face of song kenan on his IG

    • @elnegro23
      @elnegro23 Месяц назад

      ​@locomixer that post said everything there is to know about him. It lacked humility.

  • @cappy2282
    @cappy2282 Месяц назад +589

    Ian is the Will Smith of MMA

    • @dieseltyme
      @dieseltyme Месяц назад +38

      Will Smith was the most successful movie star on Earth for a whole decade. Don't disrespect him like that

    • @fabiokaya202
      @fabiokaya202 Месяц назад +1

      bruh

    • @fabiokaya202
      @fabiokaya202 Месяц назад +24

      @@dieseltyme fanboy detected

    • @cappy2282
      @cappy2282 Месяц назад +12

      I'm talking personal relationships but Will Smith will always be synonymous with the words "pathetic husband" and Ian name (and likeness) will always be on same page

    • @BbK-m3t
      @BbK-m3t Месяц назад

      ​@@dieseltymealso the most successful cuck in movie industry

  • @ArtemGurevich-t2d
    @ArtemGurevich-t2d Месяц назад +115

    This is why I love MixedMolly and gobble up every one of his videos as soon as they are out, from day one! He not only sets the record straight but also does it from a real intellectual standpoint while using just the right amount of sarcasm not to be smug and condescending… ❤

    • @MollyWhopMMA
      @MollyWhopMMA  Месяц назад +45

      This is a more smug and condescending video than usual, haha.

    • @xicoxnicx
      @xicoxnicx Месяц назад +2

      @@MollyWhopMMAdeservedly so and quite tasty

    • @ArtemGurevich-t2d
      @ArtemGurevich-t2d Месяц назад +4

      @@MollyWhopMMA thank you for each and every one of your videos- it doesn’t matter what I’m watching or when, as soon as I get notified that MixedMolly has a new video- everything else gets put on pause until I’ve watched the new drop once or twice! Much love and respect

    • @thingstowatch9530
      @thingstowatch9530 Месяц назад +5

      I thought Ians wife was the only one gobbling up

    • @ArtemGurevich-t2d
      @ArtemGurevich-t2d Месяц назад +1

      @@thingstowatch9530 did you mean LANS OR IANS?

  • @matto155
    @matto155 Месяц назад +267

    “Dude she’s a fuckin virus dude” 😂

  • @IntergalacticPirateRadio
    @IntergalacticPirateRadio Месяц назад +300

    Every time I tune in to one of your videos, I feel like I'm listening to you rant about MMA in a bar somewhere in Brooklyn, and I love every minute of it.

    • @henrymeynier5072
      @henrymeynier5072 Месяц назад +19

      In a "die-nuh" over a cup of "caw-fee"

    • @GtheMVP
      @GtheMVP Месяц назад +5

      Yeah, he's a great storyteller, can only imagine in a bar after a few too many pints.

    • @ZodVazquez
      @ZodVazquez Месяц назад +1

      I can see you in the alley or at someone porch, the boys meeting up a discussing or thoughts.

    • @asicsjohnson
      @asicsjohnson Месяц назад +2

      He sounds like Ray Finkle's father.
      If you know, you know.

    • @KBLIZZ333
      @KBLIZZ333 Месяц назад

      ​@@henrymeynier5072 That sounds more like my Long Island accent 😂

  • @Dannyfromnewquay
    @Dannyfromnewquay Месяц назад +273

    Ian Garry comes across as "a bit slow"

    • @jamesmcdougal2
      @jamesmcdougal2 Месяц назад +51

      Definitely was licking the bus windows

    • @bicmitchum1368
      @bicmitchum1368 Месяц назад

      He's a kid , getting dog walked mentally by a 40 yr old women

    • @All_Hail_Chael
      @All_Hail_Chael Месяц назад +6

      I mean, he is Irish!

    • @Dannyfromnewquay
      @Dannyfromnewquay Месяц назад +2

      @@All_Hail_Chael 😂😂😂

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 Месяц назад +4

      Most MMA fighters seem a bit slow to me, but they do get kneed in the head for a living

  • @technicalwealth7981
    @technicalwealth7981 Месяц назад +99

    She's a manipulating ex media influencer. Who's trying to stay relevant but cant help to show her true colors either way. She'll move on at some point.

    • @jamesmcdougal2
      @jamesmcdougal2 Месяц назад +6

      Ian may be entering the devaluing phase of their relationship since she posted that clip. I think you hit the nail on the head with that staying relevant part. People are focusing too much on the money.

  • @chasemauney9654
    @chasemauney9654 Месяц назад +47

    My theory is that Ian Garry's marriage is a cover up for his gay relationship with her ex husband that's why he took his last name

    • @roguemaster5306
      @roguemaster5306 29 дней назад +2

      That’s what i’m saying bro!! I was like bro why take his last name, you’re not married to him

    • @33moneyball
      @33moneyball 16 дней назад

      That’s honestly a much better scenario than the cuck one IMO.

  • @sambeck8010
    @sambeck8010 Месяц назад +373

    Never forget, her and Ian own a LLC that gets the checks from Ians fights. She owns half of that company. She could divorce this man, and still collect half of his fight purses.

    • @mikehunt6160
      @mikehunt6160 Месяц назад +19

      lol

    • @CarlWidegrip
      @CarlWidegrip Месяц назад +8

      Is that true? What’s the name of the LLC, I wanna look into it

    • @Bembo2011
      @Bembo2011 Месяц назад +11

      @@CarlWidegripYep. Bro she’s his manager

    • @thatsTylerDurden
      @thatsTylerDurden Месяц назад

      @@CarlWidegripcuck investments.

    • @WhereIsSchmitty
      @WhereIsSchmitty Месяц назад

      @@CarlWidegripthe Future LLC or something similar, not hard to find on google

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot Месяц назад +196

    Lol obviously Ian's mom didn't whoop him enough 😂

    • @rampantmantis2788
      @rampantmantis2788 Месяц назад +25

      Or his Father

    • @blacksunday4231
      @blacksunday4231 Месяц назад +12

      "How DARE yew advocate for child abuse! YEWW SCOOMBAG!"

    • @simontaylor9362
      @simontaylor9362 Месяц назад +1

      Definitely needed a bigger wooden spoon 😂

    • @rampantmantis2788
      @rampantmantis2788 Месяц назад +1

      @@simontaylor9362 or a bigger buckle.

    • @thatsthejobbb8587
      @thatsthejobbb8587 Месяц назад +2

      He talked loads of trash about them when he first joined the UFC too! They didn't agree with his "choices" apparently so he cut them off😂

  • @CaleebTalib
    @CaleebTalib Месяц назад +120

    “This ain’t my first rodeo” perfect analogy of her wrangling a young athlete.

  • @AdamWallis26
    @AdamWallis26 Месяц назад +139

    3:07 "youll do what you're told" made me cringe. Hes STILL trying to be like Connor

    • @andrekeith3836
      @andrekeith3836 Месяц назад +21

      "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery mediocrity can pay to greatness"

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 Месяц назад +3

      @@andrekeith3836never heard that full quote, that’s awesome

    • @elip8311
      @elip8311 Месяц назад

      That’s what his wife tells him at home

  • @gawaniwhitecrow2731
    @gawaniwhitecrow2731 Месяц назад +229

    Ian Garry will hopefully watch this in his 40s and Cry into his hands from his trailer park deck chair. While she counts her divorce bucks with her latest catch.

    • @paytonthornberry1382
      @paytonthornberry1382 Месяц назад +19

      What is sad is that this has probably already happened in her head, and he's being manipulated like a puppet. You hate to see it.

    • @humancattle
      @humancattle Месяц назад +31

      When he’s in his 40’s she’ll be like 80

    • @username9045
      @username9045 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@humancattleI hate Ian Garry, but it would have taken you 0 time to do the math, and this is not an instance where hyperbole is humourous

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 Месяц назад +26

      @@username9045yes it is, I laughed

    • @justincarreras7753
      @justincarreras7753 Месяц назад +11

      @@username9045It’s hilarious, kiddo

  • @canadianjesus4059
    @canadianjesus4059 Месяц назад +89

    I think it speaks to Ian's character that he thinks his wife is the smartest person he's ever met. Seemingly only because she has an English accent and speaks like an entitled Washington Post journalist. Thank you Shakespeare

    • @rhidiandavies1991
      @rhidiandavies1991 Месяц назад +7

      Her accent is weird too, sounds like it's put on at times

    • @buddhastl7120
      @buddhastl7120 Месяц назад +2

      Funny thing is her best intelligence trait is her ability to manipulate him and he doesn’t even realize that part of her lol

  • @alexjames421
    @alexjames421 Месяц назад +33

    I think Garry's confusing intelligence with being a bit posh

  • @kaltkalt2083
    @kaltkalt2083 Месяц назад +49

    Ian needs Joshua Fabia.

  • @isa_ibn_Muhammed
    @isa_ibn_Muhammed Месяц назад +200

    A Karen version of Conor.

    • @dieseltyme
      @dieseltyme Месяц назад +13

      Karen McGregor actually sounds enough like "conor" that it totally works 😂

    • @KBLIZZ333
      @KBLIZZ333 Месяц назад +2

      ​@MikeYork-bn1mtSláinte 🍻

    • @thatsTylerDurden
      @thatsTylerDurden Месяц назад +3

      @MikeYork-bn1mtHoping you guys do it. Support from Texas. Take it back.

    • @wifiunove1650
      @wifiunove1650 Месяц назад +1

      What's wrong with the Irish?

    • @KBLIZZ333
      @KBLIZZ333 Месяц назад +1

      @wifiunove1650 We are the one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

  • @pkz420
    @pkz420 Месяц назад +69

    They both deserve each other.

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Месяц назад

      This and the long and the short of it

  • @JeremyDuke10
    @JeremyDuke10 Месяц назад +31

    I think the bottom line is that the Machados are at their core just quite unlikable.

  • @Senseijohn84
    @Senseijohn84 Месяц назад +23

    Ian is just kid who's too immature for the relationship he's in. This is more of a mother and son relationship.

  • @reeb9016
    @reeb9016 Месяц назад +68

    Lean into it, Ian. Just take on the persona, Ian "THE CUCK" Garry!

    • @ZeganVE
      @ZeganVE Месяц назад +1

      Gay

    • @reeb9016
      @reeb9016 Месяц назад

      @@ZeganVE keep your sexuality to yourself.

  • @dannyavery5578
    @dannyavery5578 Месяц назад +48

    They are both just unsufferable. Simple.

    • @BigChooch8787
      @BigChooch8787 Месяц назад

      Insufferable lmao I got ya thou. Totally agree..she makes me wanna vomit

    • @BigChooch8787
      @BigChooch8787 Месяц назад

      Men get some and totally freak out and lose it

  • @WhereIsSchmitty
    @WhereIsSchmitty Месяц назад +19

    Ian’s mom is younger than his wife

  • @mikeiso8963
    @mikeiso8963 Месяц назад +16

    I love that MMA fans will come together and bully ppl relentlessly… strikers, jujitsu, sambo doesn’t matter bullying Ian into turning his comments off was great.

  • @kyleh636
    @kyleh636 Месяц назад +69

    "Neil's not gonna answer the question" this makes me cringe from the inside out.

  • @nickm8874
    @nickm8874 Месяц назад +92

    My favourite is when she clearly writes his Instagram posts for him. Shes less than half as smart as she thinks she is (but still twice as smart as him)
    Edit; I’d forgotten all about “Lago” hahaha

    • @nnamggiFellauQrD
      @nnamggiFellauQrD Месяц назад +4

      Best one was Here flexing with a "law degree from Harvard" and all she did was an online course which everybody can pay for 😂😂😂

    • @elip8311
      @elip8311 Месяц назад +1

      When she’s around Ian everyday it probably boosts her lil ego and inflates her own self worth. It doesn’t help that Ian Gary says she’s the smartest person he knows 😂
      Well yea that’s because everyone is extremely intelligent compared to Ian and she’s probably the only person he knows on a personal level.

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Месяц назад

      @@nnamggiFellauQrDoh god those are the very worst people on LinkedIn 😂

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Месяц назад

      @@elip8311yes the smartest person Ian Garry knows is a bit of a tallest dwarf competition, which is apt because she kind of is a tall dwarf

  • @lauraskeleton
    @lauraskeleton Месяц назад +41

    "Lago" lol. She didn't put enough time into her own research...Cringe.

    • @kevinsmoon3257
      @kevinsmoon3257 Месяц назад +5

      And the way she talks down while constantly saying Lago 😂😂 she says it like Lego too

    • @ochoymedio78
      @ochoymedio78 Месяц назад +4

      LEGO....lmao

    • @solomongrundy6806
      @solomongrundy6806 Месяц назад +2

      @@kevinsmoon3257 Lego my eggo! is what it reminded me of 🤣

    • @TheBitBros
      @TheBitBros Месяц назад

      The funniest thing is that this cringe explanation didn't even disprove the cuck allegations lmao

  • @RealJesseONFIRE
    @RealJesseONFIRE Месяц назад +19

    I thought this was all playful (breaking their balls in videos)…then that video came out and I’m like “oh wow…she really is a bad wife”

    • @MollyWhopMMA
      @MollyWhopMMA  Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, I hadn't even paid attention prior to that video.

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 Месяц назад

      You saying your wife doesn't lock you out of your home until you sing a little song and get it put all over the Internet?

  • @nathanarievlis3985
    @nathanarievlis3985 Месяц назад +35

    Maybe Ian will have kids of his own one day and understand

    • @robbiedubes
      @robbiedubes Месяц назад +3

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 Месяц назад +10

      Correction, Ian's wife will have kids and Ian will pay for them.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 Месяц назад

      ​@@olliefoxx7165 way to miss the joke there buddy

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 Месяц назад +2

      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 What? Ian's wife already has a kid with another man. If she has anymore it won't be with Ian but he will have to pay for them. It sucks that I have to explain something so GD obvious.

    • @Poatan.chama.
      @Poatan.chama. Месяц назад

      ​@@olliefoxx7165he already has a kid with her and the joke was that the kid isnt his...

  • @DoomsdayMayBeOkay
    @DoomsdayMayBeOkay Месяц назад +183

    "Succubus" describes her perfectly

  • @telesamgram1318
    @telesamgram1318 Месяц назад +23

    'Before Paris the olympics had a certain prestige' 😂. This quote alone deserves a whole episode of MixedMollyWhoppery. Let's have it please please please

  • @restitvtororbis5330
    @restitvtororbis5330 Месяц назад +39

    Honestly, the funniest part for me was the fact that Ian praises her to the heavens for her intelligence, yet she failed to notice that Iago (ee·aa·gow) doesn't start with an L. I would have assumed someone of her intelligence would have realized that while lower case l and upper case I often look the same in most common fonts, Iago is a name, thus should always begin with a capital letter, so if his name started with an L it would look like Lago. It's a small thing, but when you're responding to people in such a condescending manner, it doesn't look good when you make basic mistakes like this.

    • @themonsterbaby
      @themonsterbaby Месяц назад +2

      Ian is a turd but this comment is dumb. It literally could've just been a typo or fat fingers. And I wouldn't know wtf an "Iago" even was, let alone that it's a name. You way over analyzed nothing.

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur Месяц назад +22

      @@themonsterbaby That's the point, silly. It's ok to have no idea that Iago isn't a name, but when you're calling people out for being factually incorrect and you can't even bother to fact check yourself, it's a pretty bad look.

    • @DJ-dh3oe
      @DJ-dh3oe Месяц назад +5

      ​@themonsterbaby OP did overcook on the comment slightly. It is funny tho cus you only quote Shakespeare when you're trying to sound smart, fumbling the names and exposing that you literally just googled it the minute before is a massive backfire

    • @sebbyh9764
      @sebbyh9764 Месяц назад

      @@DJ-dh3oehe had to overcook it for all the smooth brainers out there

    • @ThomasMartin-j6t
      @ThomasMartin-j6t Месяц назад

      Its more pathetic that she's not familiar with "Othello" by Shakespeare with that big ol' brain of hers.

  • @halflucan
    @halflucan Месяц назад +19

    To be fair, if Ian Garry had an IQ of 70 and she had an IQ of 100... he wouldn't be wrong

    • @monkeyboy275bobo8
      @monkeyboy275bobo8 Месяц назад

      What?! That would mean he never met a person with an IQ above 100.

  • @swisscheese8628
    @swisscheese8628 Месяц назад +43

    His family must be heart broken for him, I bet they hate her 💯😂

  • @MakoTheFrog
    @MakoTheFrog Месяц назад +10

    "she had the labored gait, of an entity, that sleeps in a cramped coffin"
    this is poetry 😂

  • @imankhan1999
    @imankhan1999 Месяц назад +19

    There's a song called Layla by Eric Clapton, and Ian and Layla fit this occasion so well.
    Layla is a fisherman. And she went fishing for a young guy for her ego. A 40 year old woman who's sexual time clock is ticking, she know it, saw an opportunity to bait this guy in her web.

    • @Njvghvvnn
      @Njvghvvnn Месяц назад +1

      Isn’t that his walkout song? I’m serious

    • @imankhan1999
      @imankhan1999 Месяц назад

      @@Njvghvvnn Should be lol

    • @swagoneto7922
      @swagoneto7922 27 дней назад

      @@NjvghvvnnI wish 😂

  • @knoname7778
    @knoname7778 Месяц назад +46

    Ian Gary is what you get when you order a Conor McGregor on Temu

    • @scummymulisha
      @scummymulisha Месяц назад +5

      Comes with a chair to

    • @knoname7778
      @knoname7778 Месяц назад

      @@scummymulisha 🤣🤣

    • @user-ov1ps7go4m
      @user-ov1ps7go4m 16 дней назад

      Mcgregor himself is an absolute excuse of a human

  • @Drewe223
    @Drewe223 Месяц назад +84

    You can’t tell this story without bringing up Guru. He’s the one who blew the Garry thing up.

    • @TheFrostDawg
      @TheFrostDawg Месяц назад +10

      Guru's influence is only growing, imagine when prospect fighters start calling out for the 10k Guru bonus.

    • @ezradaiquiri11311
      @ezradaiquiri11311 Месяц назад +27

      It was actually r.p. mma who started it, and got demonotized and threatened with a lawsuit for it.

    • @qjames0077
      @qjames0077 Месяц назад +2

      Did he bring up Guru? Your comment is 6 minutes old, and the video was uploaded 18 minutes ago. The video is over half an hour long
      I do strongly agree with you, thougg. Guru is practically mainstream with hardcore fans

    • @bearwolffish
      @bearwolffish Месяц назад +10

      @@qjames0077hardcore fan, or one specific sector of fan?
      He's like red pill with appealing to culture war youtube soldiers, but without quite as interesting takes.
      If dude wasn't a meme to you lot, not sure he'd be so big

    • @DevilMixmartialart
      @DevilMixmartialart Месяц назад +2

      Absolutely correct. That toxic Guru be hitting that mark hard lmao😅

  • @valaryansteelkatana5798
    @valaryansteelkatana5798 Месяц назад +58

    "clap back" is the gayest phrase. Funnily enough it used to mean shoot back, with the "clap" referring to a gunshot.

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 Месяц назад

      "Gay?'" You know a lot of homosexual shooters or something?

    • @kevincarter2020
      @kevincarter2020 Месяц назад +8

      Or Chlamydia

    • @hughgrection7246
      @hughgrection7246 Месяц назад

      @@kevincarter2020 Ahhhh Chlamydia ... My one weaknesss ... We meet again ...

    • @calchedz
      @calchedz Месяц назад

      Getting his cheeks clapped

  • @SeabraPaulo
    @SeabraPaulo Месяц назад +9

    Few years ago Ian Garry's hot wife called me up wanting to have dinner and hang out. I took her to an expensive italian restaurant, let her order whatever she wanted, the date going so well I knew I was gonna get lucky. But then this guy Lago shows up, the three of us go to a hotel room and therein he consorts with her in ways most unbecoming. Afterwards she got all annoyed, scrolling through social media, so me and Lago sat around playing Street Fighter. Good guy.

  • @mattypuddingfingers6562
    @mattypuddingfingers6562 Месяц назад +16

    Henry Cejudo: Im the king of cringe.
    Ian Garry: Who the fuck is that guy right? Am I right? Like Connor, you guys remember when Connor said that right, I'm like Connor right guys?

  • @ethanhawkins3391
    @ethanhawkins3391 Месяц назад +5

    Even though there’s just a small percentage that will contribute to the Patreon, just know there are thousands of us who love the content and really hope you keep up the level of activity on this channel as of late

  • @tommakescoffee5895
    @tommakescoffee5895 Месяц назад +20

    That Michael jackson cut got me 😂

  • @andresgil1449
    @andresgil1449 Месяц назад +28

    When you no longer have Mcgregor and you get dollar tree mcgregor!

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme Месяц назад +14

    Ian Garry makes Sean O'malley look like the Queen of England.

    • @Poatan.chama.
      @Poatan.chama. Месяц назад

      O'malley had admitted that he pulled out of his wife the night she got pregnant. His kid is actually not his.

  • @randallsavage13
    @randallsavage13 Месяц назад +14

    Ian wants to be someone else so bad he can never be himself

  • @Austin.Kilgore
    @Austin.Kilgore Месяц назад +5

    Yeah the Neil Magney stuff is when I completely flipped on being excited to see Ian Garry’s young and budding to career… to wanting to see his downfall.

  • @2tick_rick
    @2tick_rick Месяц назад +11

    She would of dumped him if he started losing. She latched on to see where the ride would take her. Enjoy the show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheNotoriousLCB
    @TheNotoriousLCB Месяц назад +9

    uhhh I don’t think anybody clowned Ian Garry because they thought the rumors about his wife’s ex were true - they clowned him because he sucks and it’s fun to make him upset

    • @WhispersOfaSilhouette
      @WhispersOfaSilhouette Месяц назад +5

      This is where you are wrong. MMA fans are like golem when they find out something negative about a fighter they don’t like. They start foaming at the mouth and will continue to disparage the fighters name purely out of spite. MMA fans are the definition of fickle.

    • @monkeyboy275bobo8
      @monkeyboy275bobo8 Месяц назад +1

      @@WhispersOfaSilhouette Yeah beeing an MMA fan is super simple. Just choose one fighter as your favorite and shit on everybody else and their families.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 Месяц назад

      ​@@WhispersOfaSilhouettehow is he wrong? What you said does not contradict what he said, in fact, it reinforces it - MMA fans don't have to believe shit, they just like making fun of fighters they don't like

    • @WhispersOfaSilhouette
      @WhispersOfaSilhouette Месяц назад +1

      @@publiusventidiusbassus1232 Most of them don’t do it for fun. The stuff they say to these fighter just for losing or getting KO’d is out of hatred. If it was for fun it would be light hearted insults but instead they say malicious disturbing things especially if the fighter isn’t good looking. For reference it’s like when someone says some out pocket racist remark and when called out for it they respond with it’s just a joke bro. Such a cowardice way to hide what you really think inside.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 27 дней назад

      ​@@WhispersOfaSilhouette
      Genuinely tumblrette behavior

  • @Hazza1495
    @Hazza1495 Месяц назад +8

    Your videos just continue to get funnier and funnier, as the writing gets better and better! Love the content; long-time watcher, and have enjoyed every video on the channel:)

  • @nathanarievlis3985
    @nathanarievlis3985 Месяц назад +4

    Bro...I love how you framed these scenarios. Just masterfully done. Don't get me wrong, nothing a stretch , it's all literally truth , but how it's all packaged with a bow on it is a beautiful thing.

  • @marcbrown6391
    @marcbrown6391 Месяц назад +14

    I love your work MMW but I couldn’t make it through even the Magny part. Garry is just so grating on the ears. Maybe I will try again later. Take this one in small bites
    Still giving you a thumbs up on the video.

  • @alexw.8999
    @alexw.8999 Месяц назад +12

    Did she say it’s an 11 page “book?” lol

  • @clayongunzelle9555
    @clayongunzelle9555 Месяц назад +23

    I remember Jesse on fire coming to the conclusion that the book was just a joke or whatever but think about it this way, if your homie makes gay jokes it's all good yeah but if he then goes on to make out with another dude then those jokes weren't just fucking jokes man. The book can't be just a joke when she turns around and does exactly what the book is saying.

    • @wifiunove1650
      @wifiunove1650 Месяц назад

      Not really. She married a joe. He made less than a construction guy... Doesn't make much now

    • @clayongunzelle9555
      @clayongunzelle9555 Месяц назад +6

      @@wifiunove1650 her ex husband is sus too because which man would go work for their ex wife's new husband?? Unless there is something to gain?

    • @GrandpasRevenge43
      @GrandpasRevenge43 Месяц назад +3

      ​@wifiunove1650 it's called getting in on the ground floor. She wouldn't be able to snag him by the time he's making millions.

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 Месяц назад

      @@GrandpasRevenge43 Surely you'd pick a soccer player over an MMA fighter if you're planning this out as he says in the video. She interviewed soccer players as a job for years. She could have done it.

    • @GrandpasRevenge43
      @GrandpasRevenge43 Месяц назад

      @ARandomGuy24 except soccer players on average make way more money and have higher standards lol. She's mid, she can't pull a dude making 5 million a year

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums Месяц назад +17

    MMW brings an absolute MOVIE each time out! 💯

  • @adamlicious58
    @adamlicious58 Месяц назад +7

    Glad your posting again, loving the content

  • @suksiksim
    @suksiksim Месяц назад +7

    There is something seriously wrong with Ian Garry.

  • @Talisman09
    @Talisman09 Месяц назад +2

    I'm not even a huge MMA fan but your videos are just so well made I'll always watch them

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 Месяц назад

      @@ianclose123 He's got probably my favourite voice on youtube as well

  • @Anvil35
    @Anvil35 Месяц назад +6

    The classic “it was just a joke bro”, it works everytime!!

  • @Wonderbread556
    @Wonderbread556 Месяц назад +7

    Been a fan since day 1. Keep it up mixed 🎉

  • @tomgreen9061
    @tomgreen9061 Месяц назад +8

    As a Brit, "only the native born Brits could untangle the subtle nature of sarcasm" had be in bits 😂😂😂 well played old chap! Tally-ho

  • @Sam-fn8qi
    @Sam-fn8qi Месяц назад +16

    It's disturbing that video of him dancing with the flowers, he looks like he's being abused.

  • @internetpolice1166
    @internetpolice1166 Месяц назад +7

    Everybody knew what Magny was trying to say. Probably not the best choice of words if you're embroiled in a custody battle, but clearly he was talking swat on the butt type stuff. If he truly was some child abuser, I doubt he would have ever said it to begin with.

  • @RobsNeighbor
    @RobsNeighbor Месяц назад +6

    Ian can go away. Thank you MixedMollywhoppery

  • @whynot5568
    @whynot5568 27 дней назад +1

    If there was an animated movie about an italian Mafia bad ass, you wouldve been the perfect voice actor.

  • @ChichiNaka
    @ChichiNaka Месяц назад +10

    hes just so mentally weak, he talked so much shit pretending to be the next conor then has a breakdown every 3 weeks over twitter

    • @Manuel_Chinaski
      @Manuel_Chinaski Месяц назад +3

      Well so does Conor actually lol

    • @ChichiNaka
      @ChichiNaka Месяц назад

      @@Manuel_Chinaski Conor hasnt won a fight since 2016 I( dont even think of him in MMA anymore, hes off doing coke

  • @Keith_Mikell
    @Keith_Mikell Месяц назад +7

    This poor bastard is in pure narcissistic hell. Like pure hell. He has no clue yet. Hes caught in the devaluation stage trying to keep her now. Shes got him in the trance. If you understand the personality disorder, you know the hell hes in. It's something i would not wish on ANYONE. It's pure hell.

    • @knockoutfever4
      @knockoutfever4 Месяц назад

      How can we help Ian

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Месяц назад

      But if you had to wish it on someone …. It would probably be him , right

  • @daniels7736
    @daniels7736 Месяц назад +5

    Also messes up Desdemona's name ("Desmonda"). Truly a person of culture

  • @bigmaryhelen
    @bigmaryhelen Месяц назад +2

    Nice to see you getting more active MMW. This video was funny AF on top of the more serious points you made. Even if you might have thought the subject a little beneath you, I think you got the tone just right.

  • @GreysonVall
    @GreysonVall Месяц назад +3

    Thanks for posting so frequently

  • @dannywebb492
    @dannywebb492 Месяц назад +1

    Throwing oblique kicks in training is the most Ian Garry thing ever

  • @Godsavethecrumpets
    @Godsavethecrumpets Месяц назад +6

    Sewer king did one of the funniest videos I've ever seen on the Machados

    • @pprotectas8423
      @pprotectas8423 Месяц назад +2

      You are right but he is the only one who got access to the most advanced technology known to mankind 😂...

  • @JackV-tw8bw
    @JackV-tw8bw Месяц назад +5

    Ian's wife's and her boyfriend are going to be annoyed after watching this

  • @roguemaster5306
    @roguemaster5306 29 дней назад +2

    She wrote 11 pages of satire🤨 I highly doubt it!

  • @grlfcgombeenhunter2897
    @grlfcgombeenhunter2897 Месяц назад +6

    As an Irish ☘️ man I hate knocking me own.
    But the difference between him and Conor is scary.
    Different parts of Dublin I suppose

  • @ThomasMartin-j6t
    @ThomasMartin-j6t Месяц назад +1

    When I look into Ians eyes, the lights are on, but nobody's home. He seems a bit slow, malleable, and easy to control through shame.

  • @RichardLove-r4l
    @RichardLove-r4l Месяц назад +3

    im on stricklands side you can def spot a cougar if you were a lamb thats turned lion...they pose no threat unless you are in a DROUGHT

  • @dodgy_jammer281
    @dodgy_jammer281 Месяц назад +2

    Break the cycle, discipline your kid so they don’t end up like Ian Garry

  • @thefranken-thing
    @thefranken-thing Месяц назад +4

    I don't get it. You kept saying you were going to show video clips of Ian Garry's wife, but then, every time, you would play a clip of a 2000 year old lich ranting diabolically about its plans to rule the entire realm of the living. Did Ian really marry that ghoul?!?🤨😬😧👹

  • @WhereIsSchmitty
    @WhereIsSchmitty Месяц назад +2

    She’s a D list celebrity, any show she’s been on etc she has a quick 10 minute segment each week. She is not a celebrity in any shape or form, she’s basically a less popular Megan Olivi, just successful because she’s attractive

  • @cadaba9849
    @cadaba9849 Месяц назад +4

    Ian thought he was gonna come to the ufc and be the most liked athlete on the roster 😅funny how things actually go

  • @mrillis9259
    @mrillis9259 Месяц назад +4

    I honestly dont care any bit about this guy.

    • @Thegreatmidwest1
      @Thegreatmidwest1 Месяц назад +2

      I want to see him humbled. I never seen a human ooze such confidence before. He will never be champ. He can't beat Leon, Belal, Usman, or the guy that will be champ fighting Belal next. Colby vs Ian would be fun.

  • @baileysharp6734
    @baileysharp6734 Месяц назад

    Another awesome video man! You deserve more subscribers. Nice that you’ve been uploading more often, keep it up 👍

  • @androlibre9661
    @androlibre9661 Месяц назад +4

    I NORMALLY don't like when people get their personal lives attacked B U T Ian started this so when it BOOMERANGED I don't care. Whatever stings he and his gets stung with after kicking the hornets nest is ON HIM.
    I can't WAIT for one of these guys to figure out you can be a BIG personality without being a total D-Bag. Kind of like Derrick Lewis....he built a cult following through knockouts and FUNNY cage interviews. I think the only guy he really "attacked" was Greg Hardy who nobody is gonna cry for him after seeing the way he pummeled his ex.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 Месяц назад +2

    spare the rod spoil the child.....
    the biggest issue facing society today is that people grow up and become adults having never been taught 1. actions have consequences and 2. that boundaries are key to healthy personal and inter personal development.

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 Месяц назад +6

    Ian Garry is one kid who needed a whopping badly 😂
    He probably wouldn't act like a spaz if his parents disciplined him

  • @Xan3119Aizen
    @Xan3119Aizen 20 дней назад

    Your documentaries are great I would love it if you did some interviews and stuff like that maybe some fight companions? That would be epic you would make every fight not only fun to watch but hilarious to listen to!

  • @mikeswallow2952
    @mikeswallow2952 Месяц назад +4

    You better believe I don't have to watch the video to know its earned my comment and like.

  • @j.l.torres4610
    @j.l.torres4610 Месяц назад +1

    After taking taking what Neil said out of context and shamming him for nothing, Machado deserves every bit of hate and exaggeration thrown his way.

  • @slaw8609
    @slaw8609 Месяц назад +4

    He'll be like 47 when she's like 62 😮.. he hasn't thought this through 😂

    • @MollyWhopMMA
      @MollyWhopMMA  Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, that's the crazy thing, or when she's in her 50s and he's still fighting, filming countdowns and stuff, haha.

    • @slaw8609
      @slaw8609 Месяц назад +2

      @@MollyWhopMMA and she'll take half his money when he realizes he done fucked up lol smh

  • @Supertoxie1
    @Supertoxie1 Месяц назад

    MollyWhopp is back!! Solid video.

  • @Nukezillla
    @Nukezillla Месяц назад +4

    16:08 the Mozart line 🤣

  • @theshape3988
    @theshape3988 Месяц назад

    Absolutely the best MMA channel on RUclips. Love this guys uploads

  • @Dana__black
    @Dana__black Месяц назад +6

    He is just pure cringe

  • @ganjininja8146
    @ganjininja8146 Месяц назад

    I've been waiting for this video for monthhs!!! FINALLY!! Got my popcorn ...im ready!! Lets GO!

  • @randallsavage13
    @randallsavage13 Месяц назад +7

    She sounds like a dollar tree Harry Potter character