True Catholics are either married or celibate (single and no sex), they are very likely to have lots of children because sex is a procreative act, not one principally for pleasure and no contraception, so 8 kids is not many. Homeschooling isn't mentioned in the catechism as a requirement.
+Megan Says Hi -- Hi to you too~ This video was to be funny and entertaining, not entirely serious! (Though, I will say we should all strive to make our lives a prayer to God. It's a good goal for all.) :)
Wow this was hilarious! When the girl said "I know what'll make you feel better. Let's go cardigan shopping." I always am like this for every dress I wear to church. The shoulders are always covered. ;) And the same with marrying, and it being Friday!
Very cute video! "Dang it, it's Friday"!!! ;) It is so uplifting to see you girls practicing your Faith when so many see Faith as subjective. May God bless you all on your path.
I'm Catholic and said I have said this: 3 more months until I graduate from Catholic High School. I have to pass this course, to help humanity. It's friday, nope it's not Lent, I'm good. and I have 1 day until Easter starts, let's start to prepping today so we can cook the feast tommarow on Sunday,"
lol this is great! XD just because i might not say some of this doesn't mean that i haven't heard it! good things to be saying, really. I wish my friends and I could talk comfortably like this!
You cannot eat meat on Friday. I'm Italian and we're all catholic, some of us may eat it if they wish to, but none does on the Friday before Christmas and the one before Easter.
Yes, thank you! Fingertip is SO short! I have 2 innocent daughters: fingertip over my dead body. As it is, the one is in Taekwondo (my husband wants her to be able to beat up any boy 😄) & wears pants for it, & sports shorts. I hate though that any male can see in between her knees. Continual battle with her over the length of shorts & dresses, & over tightness of clothes. And she’s only 12. 😟 So what about the ‘Marylike Standards of Modesty in Dress’? Elbow-length sleeves, collar no more than 2″ from neck, skirt/dress below knees when seated, nothing tight or skin-colored, & of course everything in between fully covered. Still, if you look at icons, you can see the Virgin Mary’s dress goes from her neck to the floor & her wrists, & her head is 100% covered & then covered again (& I just noticed in an Annunciation icon her cape has a phelonion-cut-out-interesting!): nun-level modesty of course.
I’m a Byzantine Catholic, & our fasting is no vertebrate meat, dairy products, eggs, olive oil, alcohol, or sex, & eating at least a little less at a time. 1. On every Wed. & Fri. (except major feast wks, e.g. Easter Wed.) 2. Nativity: Nov 15 til Christmas Eve. 3. Our Lent: from the Mon. before yours starts til Holy Wk. 4. Through Holy Wk to Easter Eve. 5. From our All Sts Day (1 wk after Pentecost) to Sts Peter & Paul (Jun 29). 6. 2 wks before Dormition (Assumption). 7. St John the Baptist (Aug 29). There are a few exceptions though: I think olive oil & wine on all weekends, & if a feast day & fast day coincide; & fish on a few fast days a yr (I can’t remember these exactly since I don’t have a current calendar & can’t eat any meat anyway). And no vertebrate meat the wk before Lent (instead of Pancake Tues. we have a whole pancake wk!). And every eve of Sunday no sex, & from midnight to the Eucharist no food or drink. I read there is that Roman Church rule of no meat except fish on Fridays of Lent, plus Ash Wed. & Good Fri., plus the 1 normal meal & 2 sm. meals on Ash Wed. & Good Fri.? But then Pancake Tues. is not for pancakes? Anyway, if I had that, I guess I’d have only 2 fast-days/yr? Since I had Russian Rite Baptism & Chrismation (Confirmation), but I had gone to a Roman priest when I became Catholic (my Ruthenian husband was asking if he could change to Roman Catholic: answer was no), the priest had to check to see what to do with me. Fortunately for me (because it’s what I know & love & understand & am used to) I was put in the Russian Catholic Church. And fortunately for you Roman Catholics-fortunately because of these fasting rules that prob. seem miserable & insane 😆-you are already Roman Catholics. 😁
Now that I mention that. This is me on Fridays when it's not Lent. "Yay!!! It's time for a Barbque!!!!" When I accidently eat meat on Friday during Lent: "LORD!!! FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE EATEN MEAT ON FRIDAY!!!!"
You don't want to be excommunicated, unless you really truly have a desire to go to hell. Come back to the church and see the beauty of having all the grace and presence of God that we can get on this earth. I will pray for the conversion of your soul.
it's were your skirt or dress is longer than your fingertips when you hold your hands a your sides. if it is shorter than your fingertips it's considered too short.
i am catholic and i don't make fun of my religion ,actually i love my self as catholic cause i found the true joy of making a relationship with the true god and redeemer , Jesus Christ ,yes sometimes i make fun of my self but i don't make fun of my religion , i love it .viva Il papa . hahaha :)
I know how you fell. Expect for me it's either, "Lord give the strenght not to eat meat on this day for the next. -looks at clock on the phone- 5 hours," before if I see people eat meat. If I do it meat on Friday it's this. "LORD!!!! FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE EATEN MEAT!!!"
LOL. I graduted from Catholic High School, so I have to tell most my peeps why I don't eat meat in Lent, then they stuffed their faces in meat. Then I say, "Lord, give me the strength not to eat meat until Lent is over,"
+Mac Most of our parents sent us to Catholic school because of the superlative education the schools provided. However, there are girls' schools that are like this. From personal experience: The Catholic boarding school which I went to (I was a day scholar) was one of the five top tier schools. In my own class, we had the sons of the Ministers of Justice and Fisheries, at the time the most famous movie director's son, at the time the top vocal artist's son, the nephew of the prime minister... basically the who's who of that society. Half the student body were non-Catholic but who's parents regarded their child's education the most important duty they would undertake. You were expect to form networkings and friends for your future career. You were also expected to leave the country and enter universities in Europe or in the US. The level of education was high enough that the education was on par with AP levels or better. We were taught to be creative - it was highly encouraged. I had once written verses mocking and skewering a prefect in a rather ribald manner as retribution for some chastisement. Being outed by a classmate as the author of the said poetry I fully expected a jolly good walloping for my indiscretion. Father rector (dean's superior) calls me in front of the class and has me read the limerick. The class broke out in laughter ... Even I could not keep a straight face and could not stop snickering while reading even though I knew there was some corporal punishment in the making. Once I finished the rector had me take a seat saying something to the effect of using my talent in better ways. Pretty surprised that I did not get a sore butt but also heard him call me his jester a year or so later. Oh man those priests were the greatest, we had so much respect for them. One can hardly expect children of privilege who go to such schools to be little angels with halos over their heads. Boys are going to be boys so trouble is to be expected - including the frequent use of four letter words (we all spoke English between ourselves).
Q: What's the best way to ensure a child will not be Catholic? A: Send them to Catholic school. Worked on my little sister. Worked on me...for about 10 years. Then I found traditionalism, and now I'm a fire-in-her-heart wild-eyed soon-to-be convert.
Stephanie Delgado I don't think Catholic schools are usually representative of true Catholics. No joy in them. I think it's because parents think the school will spiritually raise the kids for them, when that's just not the case. They tend to be much like other schools, except maybe with mandatory prayers and religion classes, which only makes it seem like a bunch of hypocrites are forcing it onto the kids. Catholic school was the lowest point in my spiritual life. After I transferred to a public school, my family started going to Mass again and my faith grew much stronger without grouchy teachers or mean classmates to distract me. Now, some Catholic schools really are great, and I hope yours is, too! It's just that they are run by humans, so you might not find a ton of *these* perky Catholics in them 😂. I do have friends like this. Sorry for the rant, but I get fired up when people treat Catholic schools like serious representations of Catholic culture.
Catholicism isn't an identity, it's a philosophy and an ideal. Yes, there are catholic cliches but, you can't really be catholic and not live like one. It's not an identity or a club.
I used to be catholic. How do I go about having my name stricken from the list of catholics? I don't want them using me to bolster their numbers. What I mean is, how can I get officially excommunicated?
Excommunication doesn’t strike you from the list of Catholics. Catholic Baptism makes you Catholic, & you can’t get unbaptized. So even if you reject the Catholic Faith, you’re Catholic forever. Excommunication can be done if you’ve committed one of certain severe public sins, e.g. physically attacking the Pope, or repeatedly voting as a politician to allow abortions. Even so, it’s difficult to get excommunicated. An ecclesiastical court case is tried, & there are lots of exceptions & mitigating circumstances possible. Excommunication is a ‘medicinal’ treatment, i.e. medicine for the soul, a recognition that you’ve taken yourself out of communion, & the intention being to help you repent of your ‘error’, to get you to COME BACK to communion. The laws of excommunication for Western & for Eastern Catholics are different. Western is automatic in certain cases; Eastern must be enacted. There can be various levels (Eastern) or additional sanctions (Western), from barring only from the Eucharist to being barred from all Sacraments, the Liturgy, entering the church bldg… And I think the sins it applies to vary some between East & West. Anyway, you can see the laws in the Western ‘Code of Canon Law’ (1983) & the ‘Code of Canons of Oriental Churches’ (both free on line). What’s more severe than that is anathema. It’s not in the laws as it used to be, but it could be reinstated. An anathema is a notice to the public that you are a dangerous heretic to be avoided, & a recognition that you’ve abandoned the Catholic Faith. Prob. even more difficult to be put under, e.g. I don’t think they’ve been done outside Church Councils. I think it’s like the Church saying, ‘We see you don’t want our help. Fine, apparently you want to face God’s Judgement, & answer for your sins, on your own.’ Even with that there is still the hope you make restitution & come back. But an anathematized Catholic is still Catholic.
www.reddit.com/r/excatholic has a list. I don't like that people are trying to leave the Church, but it's better than apostates and heretics on the records pumping up their numbers artificially. So I gladly give this out. If someone actually wants out, they're a lost cause and I may as well help them leave.
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not every catholic girl wants to get married, have 8 kids and homeschool them. im not about that homeschooling life. straight to catholic school! :)
True Catholics are either married or celibate (single and no sex), they are very likely to have lots of children because sex is a procreative act, not one principally for pleasure and no contraception, so 8 kids is not many. Homeschooling isn't mentioned in the catechism as a requirement.
DEM MORE Your statement is false. My Catholic parents only have 3 children. It doesn't make them any less Catholic.
SMH........
Jenna Baez I'm Catholic but I go to a really good Christian school
I do😸
I'm proud to say that the Catholics I hang out with talk like this. 👊👼
1:14
"St. Anthony, St. Anthony, please come around! Somethings been lost that can't be found!" (say it until you find it) "Amen"
dangit its friday-story of my life
SAME!!! Sometimes I'll be traveling on Friday and it's like hey let's stop and get Chick-fil-A, then I'm eating chicken nuggets on a Friday
i totally say a quick prayer to saint anthony when i lose anything :)
The wedding dress and honeymoon in Rome part, that's me. lol!
Omg the sorrowful mysteries are my fave too
coz they re shorter?lol jk
I'm proud that I'm a catholic and no we don't say all that. You guys act like we do everything with our hands folded and praying to god
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+Megan Says Hi -- Hi to you too~ This video was to be funny and entertaining, not entirely serious! (Though, I will say we should all strive to make our lives a prayer to God. It's a good goal for all.) :)
I love the Palm Sunday "pick-up type line"
Wow this was hilarious! When the girl said "I know what'll make you feel better. Let's go cardigan shopping." I always am like this for every dress I wear to church. The shoulders are always covered. ;) And the same with marrying, and it being Friday!
Well done! Love the debate over which mysteries of the Rosary are better.
Very cute video! "Dang it, it's Friday"!!! ;) It is so uplifting to see you girls practicing your Faith when so many see Faith as subjective. May God bless you all on your path.
I'm Catholic and said I have said this: 3 more months until I graduate from Catholic High School. I have to pass this course, to help humanity. It's friday, nope it's not Lent, I'm good. and I have 1 day until Easter starts, let's start to prepping today so we can cook the feast tommarow on Sunday,"
lol this is great! XD just because i might not say some of this doesn't mean that i haven't heard it! good things to be saying, really. I wish my friends and I could talk comfortably like this!
wait, am i the only catholic who only abstains from meat on fridays during lent?
AHHH I LOVE THIS!! I am a devout Catholic and say most of these things! ahaha,
this is the best one i have seen, thanks for uploading :D
You cannot eat meat on Friday. I'm Italian and we're all catholic, some of us may eat it if they wish to, but none does on the Friday before Christmas and the one before Easter.
So funny, sweet, and love the innocence.
what about the above the knee test. If it is above the knee then it is too short. That is how long a dress or skirt should be.
Yes, thank you! Fingertip is SO short! I have 2 innocent daughters: fingertip over my dead body. As it is, the one is in Taekwondo (my husband wants her to be able to beat up any boy 😄) & wears pants for it, & sports shorts. I hate though that any male can see in between her knees. Continual battle with her over the length of shorts & dresses, & over tightness of clothes. And she’s only 12. 😟 So what about the ‘Marylike Standards of Modesty in Dress’? Elbow-length sleeves, collar no more than 2″ from neck, skirt/dress below knees when seated, nothing tight or skin-colored, & of course everything in between fully covered. Still, if you look at icons, you can see the Virgin Mary’s dress goes from her neck to the floor & her wrists, & her head is 100% covered & then covered again (& I just noticed in an Annunciation icon her cape has a phelonion-cut-out-interesting!): nun-level modesty of course.
jaja wow that's great! Gotta love being Catholic! I've totally done the "Oh no! It's Friday" thing more than once.
I had never heard of the Friday abstinence outside of lent
+cpfishfan14 still applies. the only thing is you can replace it with a different act of penance. yeah after12 years of Catholic school I feel cheated
I’m a Byzantine Catholic, & our fasting is no vertebrate meat, dairy products, eggs, olive oil, alcohol, or sex, & eating at least a little less at a time. 1. On every Wed. & Fri. (except major feast wks, e.g. Easter Wed.) 2. Nativity: Nov 15 til Christmas Eve. 3. Our Lent: from the Mon. before yours starts til Holy Wk. 4. Through Holy Wk to Easter Eve. 5. From our All Sts Day (1 wk after Pentecost) to Sts Peter & Paul (Jun 29). 6. 2 wks before Dormition (Assumption). 7. St John the Baptist (Aug 29). There are a few exceptions though: I think olive oil & wine on all weekends, & if a feast day & fast day coincide; & fish on a few fast days a yr (I can’t remember these exactly since I don’t have a current calendar & can’t eat any meat anyway). And no vertebrate meat the wk before Lent (instead of Pancake Tues. we have a whole pancake wk!). And every eve of Sunday no sex, & from midnight to the Eucharist no food or drink.
I read there is that Roman Church rule of no meat except fish on Fridays of Lent, plus Ash Wed. & Good Fri., plus the 1 normal meal & 2 sm. meals on Ash Wed. & Good Fri.? But then Pancake Tues. is not for pancakes? Anyway, if I had that, I guess I’d have only 2 fast-days/yr? Since I had Russian Rite Baptism & Chrismation (Confirmation), but I had gone to a Roman priest when I became Catholic (my Ruthenian husband was asking if he could change to Roman Catholic: answer was no), the priest had to check to see what to do with me. Fortunately for me (because it’s what I know & love & understand & am used to) I was put in the Russian Catholic Church. And fortunately for you Roman Catholics-fortunately because of these fasting rules that prob. seem miserable & insane 😆-you are already Roman Catholics. 😁
hahaha thanks!
I put it on unlisted for a while :P
Me and my sister say "Dang it, it's Friday!" pretty much every Lent. xD
Now that I mention that. This is me on Fridays when it's not Lent. "Yay!!! It's time for a Barbque!!!!"
When I accidently eat meat on Friday during Lent: "LORD!!! FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE EATEN MEAT ON FRIDAY!!!!"
You don't want to be excommunicated, unless you really truly have a desire to go to hell. Come back to the church and see the beauty of having all the grace and presence of God that we can get on this earth. I will pray for the conversion of your soul.
Lol! Totally did the 'dang! it's Friday thing today! '
it's were your skirt or dress is longer than your fingertips when you hold your hands a your sides. if it is shorter than your fingertips it's considered too short.
i am catholic and i don't make fun of my religion ,actually i love my self as catholic cause i found the true joy of making a relationship with the true god and redeemer , Jesus Christ ,yes sometimes i make fun of my self but i don't make fun of my religion , i love it .viva Il papa . hahaha :)
CONSERVATIVE catholic.
AHHH, I had never thought of that! But yes..."IT'S BEAUTIFUL"
2:43 I got that part too! It was amazing.
Am I the only one that thinks that jeggins are not pants. Brush. I like that one
I know how you fell. Expect for me it's either, "Lord give the strenght not to eat meat on this day for the next. -looks at clock on the phone- 5 hours," before if I see people eat meat. If I do it meat on Friday it's this. "LORD!!!! FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE EATEN MEAT!!!"
Very funny. I love it!
I do that in Lent, but the rest of the year I eat meat on Fridays.
LOL. I graduted from Catholic High School, so I have to tell most my peeps why I don't eat meat in Lent, then they stuffed their faces in meat. Then I say, "Lord, give me the strength not to eat meat until Lent is over,"
Rajin Cajuns!!! Wohooo! I live in Louisiana.😄
What's the finger test?
I posted this video during Lent haha
Hate to tell you but nobody at my Catholic school acts anything like decent Catholics anyway.
+Mac Most of our parents sent us to Catholic school because of the superlative education the schools provided. However, there are girls' schools that are like this.
From personal experience: The Catholic boarding school which I went to (I was a day scholar) was one of the five top tier schools. In my own class, we had the sons of the Ministers of Justice and Fisheries, at the time the most famous movie director's son, at the time the top vocal artist's son, the nephew of the prime minister... basically the who's who of that society. Half the student body were non-Catholic but who's parents regarded their child's education the most important duty they would undertake. You were expect to form networkings and friends for your future career. You were also expected to leave the country and enter universities in Europe or in the US. The level of education was high enough that the education was on par with AP levels or better. We were taught to be creative - it was highly encouraged.
I had once written verses mocking and skewering a prefect in a rather ribald manner as retribution for some chastisement. Being outed by a classmate as the author of the said poetry I fully expected a jolly good walloping for my indiscretion. Father rector (dean's superior) calls me in front of the class and has me read the limerick. The class broke out in laughter ... Even I could not keep a straight face and could not stop snickering while reading even though I knew there was some corporal punishment in the making. Once I finished the rector had me take a seat saying something to the effect of using my talent in better ways. Pretty surprised that I did not get a sore butt but also heard him call me his jester a year or so later. Oh man those priests were the greatest, we had so much respect for them.
One can hardly expect children of privilege who go to such schools to be little angels with halos over their heads. Boys are going to be boys so trouble is to be expected - including the frequent use of four letter words (we all spoke English between ourselves).
agree 100%
Q: What's the best way to ensure a child will not be Catholic?
A: Send them to Catholic school.
Worked on my little sister. Worked on me...for about 10 years. Then I found traditionalism, and now I'm a fire-in-her-heart wild-eyed soon-to-be convert.
In all of these "Things Catholic people Say" videos I've seen, I really just want one scene to happen.
"Have you seen John Paul around?"
"Which one?"
dang it! ITS FRIDAY! *puts burger down* other than that i don't do any of those things
You go girl @ 1:00
im catholic and i dont say any of these except for dang its friday
haha I posted the video during Lent:)
Lol this is all SO true
Have you actually gone to catholic school? None of us say these thins...
Stephanie Delgado I don't think Catholic schools are usually representative of true Catholics. No joy in them. I think it's because parents think the school will spiritually raise the kids for them, when that's just not the case. They tend to be much like other schools, except maybe with mandatory prayers and religion classes, which only makes it seem like a bunch of hypocrites are forcing it onto the kids.
Catholic school was the lowest point in my spiritual life. After I transferred to a public school, my family started going to Mass again and my faith grew much stronger without grouchy teachers or mean classmates to distract me.
Now, some Catholic schools really are great, and I hope yours is, too! It's just that they are run by humans, so you might not find a ton of *these* perky Catholics in them 😂. I do have friends like this.
Sorry for the rant, but I get fired up when people treat Catholic schools like serious representations of Catholic culture.
This is SOOOOO me!
As a catholic I have never said any of this lol
She probably feels pity more than hate... I really do feel bad for you guys...
Catholicism isn't an identity, it's a philosophy and an ideal. Yes, there are catholic cliches but, you can't really be catholic and not live like one. It's not an identity or a club.
Being Catholic is my identity. What else is there?
I'm catholic and I have never said any of these things haha
BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY ... JA
I've said the one about the adoration chapel. the dream :)
Me too.
A good amount of these work for mormon Girls too. 😂
Catholic girls never say stuff like that -_-
Wow😳😱
Speak for yourself. Some of us take our faith more seriously than others.
Best shows For kids Not even the "Saint Anthonyyyyy!" part? I find that hard to believe.
keep up the good work
I used to be catholic. How do I go about having my name stricken from the list of catholics? I don't want them using me to bolster their numbers. What I mean is, how can I get officially excommunicated?
Excommunication doesn’t strike you from the list of Catholics. Catholic Baptism makes you Catholic, & you can’t get unbaptized. So even if you reject the Catholic Faith, you’re Catholic forever. Excommunication can be done if you’ve committed one of certain severe public sins, e.g. physically attacking the Pope, or repeatedly voting as a politician to allow abortions. Even so, it’s difficult to get excommunicated. An ecclesiastical court case is tried, & there are lots of exceptions & mitigating circumstances possible. Excommunication is a ‘medicinal’ treatment, i.e. medicine for the soul, a recognition that you’ve taken yourself out of communion, & the intention being to help you repent of your ‘error’, to get you to COME BACK to communion.
The laws of excommunication for Western & for Eastern Catholics are different. Western is automatic in certain cases; Eastern must be enacted. There can be various levels (Eastern) or additional sanctions (Western), from barring only from the Eucharist to being barred from all Sacraments, the Liturgy, entering the church bldg… And I think the sins it applies to vary some between East & West. Anyway, you can see the laws in the Western ‘Code of Canon Law’ (1983) & the ‘Code of Canons of Oriental Churches’ (both free on line).
What’s more severe than that is anathema. It’s not in the laws as it used to be, but it could be reinstated. An anathema is a notice to the public that you are a dangerous heretic to be avoided, & a recognition that you’ve abandoned the Catholic Faith. Prob. even more difficult to be put under, e.g. I don’t think they’ve been done outside Church Councils. I think it’s like the Church saying, ‘We see you don’t want our help. Fine, apparently you want to face God’s Judgement, & answer for your sins, on your own.’ Even with that there is still the hope you make restitution & come back. But an anathematized Catholic is still Catholic.
www.reddit.com/r/excatholic has a list. I don't like that people are trying to leave the Church, but it's better than apostates and heretics on the records pumping up their numbers artificially. So I gladly give this out. If someone actually wants out, they're a lost cause and I may as well help them leave.
Dang it it's Friday!!!
no discrimination going on here, lol
Who is Courtney?
Whats the friday thing?
Some Catholics don't eat meat on Friday. Others don't worry about it.
lol
im catholic and dont say any of this...
TTHIS IS NOT TRUE AT ALL!!! catholic school girls are very different!
Rajin cajuns i kno whete u r
thats really not true lol nice vid
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