S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: CLEAR SKY (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @Evan1151
    @Evan1151 9 лет назад +2398

    In Shadow of Chernobyl, I drank all 36 bottles of vodka in the Bandit base's storage room by accident (I couldn't carry them all and thought i was hitting the drop button, not the use button). My character now certifiably annihilated, I awkwardly shambled out of the storage room. What I didn't know at the time was that taking precisely one step out of that room triggers a massive ambush that you have to shoot your way out of. Suffice to say, I have been playing FPS for a very long time and still have not experienced something quite like that. It was like being in a John Woo film and you're Roger Rabbit

    • @lucapiemonti3584
      @lucapiemonti3584 8 лет назад +120

      +Paintballing Metalhead
      Comment's old af but got to ask: how many tries took you to win the battle?

    • @Evan1151
      @Evan1151 8 лет назад +321

      +Luca Piemonti actually I didn't die. I was careful and i had a great loadout (silenced full-auto sniper rifle and lots of ammo, NVG-equipped suit). it was really about timing your shots to go with the camera sway, and staying in cover when the screen blacks and whites out. It was like the most WTF Blair Witch outtake. So I was only half surprised when I made it to the lead bandit's room and shot him in the head. And by made it, I mean while crashing into walls. If it were real life, I'd have two broken shoulders.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 8 лет назад +454

      +Paintballing Metalhead "I accidentally drank 36 bottles of vodka"
      Never change, video games.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 8 лет назад +26

      +Paintballing Metalhead I've done that too (drinking the 36 vodka bottles (and more) from the bandit storage room)... And uploaded a video of that on my channel.

    • @vyndegar9429
      @vyndegar9429 8 лет назад +38

      +Paintballing Metalhead Oh you russians

  • @CegeRoles
    @CegeRoles 9 лет назад +1797

    "Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics." That's some deep shit.

    • @anon9579
      @anon9579 9 лет назад +19

      I agree

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 лет назад +3

      +CegeRoles Gonna tattoo that across my bum cheeks lol not really, my forearm might be a better place

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 лет назад

      +Judson Joist What's that men?

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 лет назад

      Judson Joist Yeah I found it on Moddb (i know I butchered the page name) and goddamn! That's a lot of new stuff, I'm gonna have to get STALKER again and play it once or twice to go back to the zone (pun not intended) because I mostly uninstalled it because a. I completely dominated it after a couple playthroughs (going as far as just using pistols for anything other then big F mutants) and b. My HDD was completely packed with shit, now that I got another tera, Im gonna go back to it and hopefully the game is more unforgiving then before :D

    • @Rock5Chalk
      @Rock5Chalk 8 лет назад +9

      Graphics are great though.

  • @RobbySk8erBoi
    @RobbySk8erBoi 9 лет назад +971

    S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s -- Scavengers, Trespassers, Adventurers, Loners, Killers, Explorers, and Robbers.

    • @f1s53r
      @f1s53r 9 лет назад +98

      oh my.

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 9 лет назад +9

      W0lfbane Shika
      You forgot Hare Krishna.

    • @BIadelores
      @BIadelores 9 лет назад +3

      NoiseMarines Nice tumblr comment.

    • @Jackonian
      @Jackonian 9 лет назад +7

      NoiseMarines Some marine you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @halodudecj1
      @halodudecj1 9 лет назад

      NoiseMarines Do you serve the Corpse Emperor?

  • @TsunKnight
    @TsunKnight 5 лет назад +259

    “I find it weirdly compelling”
    This is what is known as foreshadowing

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 3 года назад +23

      @@pantyeater-kun5788 maybe the fact that he loves ultra hard games that make you bang your head against the wall

    • @amannamedsquid313
      @amannamedsquid313 3 года назад +8

      @@pantyeater-kun5788 Dark Souls and the like.

    • @bigboi9611
      @bigboi9611 2 года назад +3

      @@pantyeater-kun5788 The payoff is the feeling of finally not having died.And maybe a looted medkit

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder 8 лет назад +367

    Fun fact in the first game of the series shadows of chernobly you find Gordon Freeman's corpse with his hilarious notes

    • @bingbong193
      @bingbong193 8 лет назад +1

      video?

    • @cropathfinder
      @cropathfinder 8 лет назад +42

      Probably is on YT i know where it is by memory: after the duty main base go to the area connecting to Yantar. In that area there is a crashed heli where you would rescue one of the ecologists past the site is a tunnel entrance with an anomaly puzzle if you navigate it and get to the end you find his corpse and either on his corpse or in a destructible container near it you will find a unique desert eagle(black kite in standard version of the game) called Big Ben chambered for sniper rounds you can also use the wiki to find it in the same manner since its always at the same location stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Gordon_Freeman

    • @bingbong193
      @bingbong193 8 лет назад

      wow

    • @thenecromorpher
      @thenecromorpher 8 лет назад +29

      cropathfinder Further into that tunnel and you can get a artifact too, it looks like a flat semitransparent piece of ripped wrapping paper ("Pellicle", but you can sell it for like 3-4k I think). It's like 1 or 2 crates further into the tunnel from where Gordan's corpse is along the right wall. It buffs chemical burn resistance by 30%, which is kinda great stat-wise, but ultimately useless since you rarely need to traverse acid anomaly fields.

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 6 лет назад +25

      @@thenecromorpher there is however a glitch where if you get 4 pellicles and stand in an acid anomaly it heals you and more importantly repairs your suit

  • @Padruig9
    @Padruig9 9 лет назад +1050

    Those aren't bugs, those are features.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 8 лет назад +66

      NPC: that's him, take him down! Processor: target received, on standby. *game crashes* Processor: target eliminated, awaiting new orders

    • @caelvanir8557
      @caelvanir8557 7 лет назад +36

      Such is life in the zone.

    • @Some.Canadian
      @Some.Canadian 7 лет назад +6

      Yet I had less crashes and bugs playing this as opposed to SoC and CoP.

    • @somedude5990
      @somedude5990 6 лет назад

      -Adobe

    • @ummmhelp
      @ummmhelp 4 года назад +2

      IT IS THE SLAV WAY

  • @boilpoil
    @boilpoil 9 лет назад +177

    Press X to thanklessly toil your life away. (0:37)
    Yahtzee has foreseen the coming of Slow Time Events for years.

    • @lilituthebetrayer2184
      @lilituthebetrayer2184 8 лет назад +3

      +boilpoil God of war was in 2005, Heavy Rain in 2010 and many other games in-between and after

  • @DiamondMinerDJC00
    @DiamondMinerDJC00 8 лет назад +583

    Hah. Too bad he didn't play Shadow of Chernobyl. Better game, but... More bugs... Lots more bugs...
    *Has a nam-esque flashback of a conga line of 15 bandits all simultaneously screaming "A NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!"*

    • @charly6066
      @charly6066 8 лет назад +6

      gg

    • @MrTombombodil
      @MrTombombodil 8 лет назад +29

      SoC is the Dark Souls of FPS's

    • @NightPonyGaming
      @NightPonyGaming 8 лет назад +3

      I am so quoting that out of context.

    • @DiamondMinerDJC00
      @DiamondMinerDJC00 8 лет назад +17

      *A NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!* is just a staple of normal life for a good third of my group. None of them even really know what it means, they just know that I say it somewhat frequently with no real reasoning behind it.

    • @CegeRoles
      @CegeRoles 8 лет назад +7

      You're actually super on-point with that comparison; oppressive atmosphere, crushing difficulty, steep learning curve and huge amounts of nightmare-fuel.

  • @SoulNoodle
    @SoulNoodle 8 лет назад +45

    4:03 There's something wonderfully hilarious about a perfectly timed crash. Even if it is annoying.

  • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
    @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 9 лет назад +691

    Ironically enough master difficulty is the easiest, on lower difficulties your bullets have a randomly generated chance to just disappear, and on master it makes a 1:1 damage ratio meaning you inflict the exact same amount of damage you take.

    • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
      @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 9 лет назад +231

      GiRayne The game was never meant to have lower difficulties, it was initially only going to have one difficulty (which is currently master difficulty), but the company was pressured into adding lower difficulties because people thought it was too hard so they just made a ton of bullet sponge bullshit.
      Also, git gud, stalker is supposed to be a hard game.

    • @karry299
      @karry299 9 лет назад +13

      GiRayne
      What bullet sponge ? One headshot from a sniper rifle kills almost anything except chimeras and giants. Two headshots will kill a bloodsucker (although good luck pulling that off).

    • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
      @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 9 лет назад +97

      karry299 It's true, when you finally get the SVD or the VSS the game turns into "pop pop pop, watching motherfuckers drop..." Unless you're attacked by a dog pack in which case you run away crying, nothing in the zone is scarier than a dog pack.

    • @aseriesofletters6346
      @aseriesofletters6346 9 лет назад +29

      GiRayne my only complaint is the apparent uselessness of handguns; their effective range is ridiculously short. it seems like once something is more than a couple meters away from you, a handgun just does fuck all.

    • @skavier11
      @skavier11 9 лет назад

      ***** yes bloodsuckers than when cloacked are invincable

  • @aperturesciencegames
    @aperturesciencegames 10 лет назад +468

    For some reason this game is what I wanted the hardcore mode in fallout to be

    • @shorebreak69
      @shorebreak69 10 лет назад +42

      yeah,, I hope Fallout 4 is a bit more like S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    • @aperturesciencegames
      @aperturesciencegames 10 лет назад +14

      shorebreak69 yeah I mean the start was more realistic I felt, I had to run from larger threats, scrounge up gear for money and fixing my own gear, but at the end I was chasing down fleeing super mutants with a super sledge hammer in my bulky power armour, I know that's part of the charm, but I feel the threat diminishes too much at later levels, I hope there's a really refined hard-core mode for FO4 cause sign me up

    • @DevilsAdvocateofnazareth
      @DevilsAdvocateofnazareth 10 лет назад +1

      aperturesciencegames www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/? all you need to create a harder FONV is look up some of the top mods.

    • @aperturesciencegames
      @aperturesciencegames 10 лет назад

      Devils Advocate thx, but I have so many mods already a lot of the hardcore mods do overhauls that would create conflicts

    • @DevilsAdvocateofnazareth
      @DevilsAdvocateofnazareth 10 лет назад

      aperturesciencegames well for the record I'm using world of pain, project nevada and the (excellent) bounty hunter series including Russel- the hardest mod in the fallout universe with the largest and most horrifically difficult dungeon ever made.

  • @ChiaroscuroxX
    @ChiaroscuroxX 10 лет назад +121

    You know.. That whole bit with the genocide of people in slightly different colored anoraks for their baked beans is reminiscent of Dayz just a little bit.

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 10 лет назад +34

      It's kinda where dayz got the idea from in the first place.
      The best part of the series is call of pripyat anyhow as it fixed the vast majority of the bugs and had an overall more consistent world.

    • @ChiaroscuroxX
      @ChiaroscuroxX 10 лет назад +1

      I never actually played unmodded STALKER... I always run misery for pripyat or the equivalent on Clear Sky...

  • @OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM
    @OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM 10 лет назад +140

    The STALKER series my favourite series of videogames. Get some huge (talking liek 14gigs) mod packs and the game is decently stable, immersive and it's difficulty is just awesome after you adjusted an hour or so.

    • @Masswesker2
      @Masswesker2 10 лет назад +3

      STALKER is my favorite too. After playing and finishing the first 2 games 2 or 3 times and CoP 4 times, I started playing the misery mod. My head just exploded from how awesome it is ( and because a controller in a bush decided that the guy with a broken coat looked like a tasty snack ) i wished that I could experience more STALKER content.

    • @OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM
      @OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM 10 лет назад

      Marcus sucram Even if Stalker is dead, it will always be held alive and remembered by the still really big fanbase.

    • @OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM
      @OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM 10 лет назад +3

      Xeraser I enjoy it even without mods. But these mods add A lot! I played 2 times through the game without mods.

    • @Dreamerx47
      @Dreamerx47 10 лет назад +3

      Slark Xeraser
      The mods give the game the polish that an ukrainian indy studio didnt have the resources for. But no amount of mods will make witcher 2 something else than a chore to play, shame though becouse i kinda like its (more customer friendly than most ) developers.

    • @CharcharoExplorer
      @CharcharoExplorer 10 лет назад +4

      Slark Xeraser No one makes so many mods for shitty games mate...
      People obviously LOVE it if they want to go out and mod it.

  • @heartbrony
    @heartbrony 9 лет назад +226

    was I the only one who glanced away from the screen and panicked when he kept repeating "worst part" but then realized it was actually part of the video
    ....no? just me? .w.

    • @11Steaknbake
      @11Steaknbake 9 лет назад +15

      shadow heart i was downloading a new java scrypt when this happened and thought my computer was dying.

    • @heartbrony
      @heartbrony 9 лет назад +1

      lol. Scary right?

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 9 лет назад +11

      shadow heart that shit gets me every time I watch this XD

    • @heartbrony
      @heartbrony 9 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 9 лет назад +2

      shadow heart and get this, about 5 minutes later chrome crashed XD. but hey this fucking program is very inconsistent, still thats pretty funny

  • @KBABZ
    @KBABZ 10 лет назад +248

    1:25 OH GOD I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER

    • @Reynard_Fawkes
      @Reynard_Fawkes 10 лет назад +9

      Who the heck is in the background?

    • @ImprovmanZero
      @ImprovmanZero 10 лет назад +2

      Crimson Phoenix
      A mascot perhaps

    • @Cubicthing
      @Cubicthing 10 лет назад +32

      Crimson Phoenix A guy in a fur suit.
      Ever heard about furries? No? Lucky you!

    • @Reynard_Fawkes
      @Reynard_Fawkes 10 лет назад +6

      Pause the video and look in the background of the photo. There are random people just standing around.

    • @ImprovmanZero
      @ImprovmanZero 10 лет назад +10

      Hazztech
      That's because the people who give furries a bad name, jumped on the brony train. Good riddance BTW.

  • @roryfree4707
    @roryfree4707 9 лет назад +70

    I wish I could quickload my sausage roll...

  • @applepie5354
    @applepie5354 3 года назад +6

    Why am I just seeing this now, 10 years later....

  • @mikeycole3558
    @mikeycole3558 8 лет назад +221

    Get outa here stalker.

    • @cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543
      @cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543 8 лет назад +4

      Cheeki breeki iv damiki

    • @cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543
      @cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543 8 лет назад +3

      ***** cheeki breeki

    • @buca117
      @buca117 7 лет назад +3

      Taylor Edgell
      No it's not. The name "stalker" is what people that illegally enter and leave the Zone are called. The name goes as far back as Roadside Picnic, the book that inspired the game to a ridiculous degree.
      The acronym "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." is just something the PR people at GSC Gameworld came up with to differentiate it slightly from the source material. The whole "Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, and Robber" thing is just their way of justifying it.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +1

      You wouldn't say that if Mizore was stalking you.

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 5 лет назад +2

      @@cailumgrantham-tibbitt8543 don't just stand there come in

  • @TheTrueValkyrie66
    @TheTrueValkyrie66 11 лет назад +7

    The "missions completing themselves" problem was the exact opposite in Shadow of Chernobyl. You'd enter an area or come near a location and hear someone on the radio requesting immediate help, and no matter what you do, you can't get there in time. One example that really stands out is when there was an outpost that you need to go through to get to the next area and they requested help with some mutants, but they just scolded you when you got there because you didn't get there in time.

  • @alejandrotejeda3695
    @alejandrotejeda3695 3 года назад +8

    3:44 that wasn't a bug or magic, you just reloaded to the end of the fight, that's what happens when strelok gets away, the stalkers get neutral

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 11 лет назад +47

    "Reload, Dr. Freeman"

    • @holben27
      @holben27 10 лет назад +5

      Get out of here stalker!

    • @ummmhelp
      @ummmhelp 4 года назад

      you can actually find freeman in the game not alive mind you

  • @refusesack4897
    @refusesack4897 10 лет назад +75

    Here's the problem: He played on medium difficulty. For some reason in S.T.A.L.K.E.R games the difficulty is a bit reversed, if he played on the hardest difficulty he would have enjoyed it more.

    • @raulprima
      @raulprima 10 лет назад +3

      I'm about to play Stalker clear sky with complete mod, want to explain what you meant? i want the better experience.

    • @refusesack4897
      @refusesack4897 10 лет назад +8

      Basically, when on "lower" difficulties, the game is pointlessly harder. Enemies do more damage than you do to them, they act like sponges and are dumb as shit which makes the game more annoying to play. On "Master" difficulty it doesn't work like that, but rather enemies are non-retarded, making the game more fun, as well as damage not being retarded. I don't know whether the complete mod changes this though, you'll have to check for yourself.

    • @raulprima
      @raulprima 10 лет назад +1

      ok, thanks for the tip!

    • @codmv2
      @codmv2 4 года назад +1

      P

    • @DerpyPloo
      @DerpyPloo 4 года назад +9

      The whole reason for this, is difficulties changed overall bullet damage, instead of the actual character's damage, and with enemies getting access to better stuff more frequently and earlier than you, it makes for a lot of BS.

  • @Auzep
    @Auzep 10 лет назад +91

    This game is the worst of the three STALKERS.
    then why I can't stop playing it!!

    • @MCHellshit
      @MCHellshit 10 лет назад +16

      John Oliver
      You speaking from expierence, John?

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 9 лет назад +9

      +Auzep Even the redheaded stepchild of the franchise is still a pretty damn good game, that's why.

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 6 лет назад +1

      That means even if it's tge worst in the series, it still stands above the usual triple a output

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 5 лет назад

      Try the Oblivion Lost mod (any version) for ShoC. Play it on Master, naturally.

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 5 лет назад

      I guess you like hardcore games

  • @darthpanzer
    @darthpanzer 10 лет назад +56

    I like STALKER it's a nice series and seeing Yatzee like it makes me proud of myself
    Bug problem is solved by teh mods

    • @darthpanzer
      @darthpanzer 10 лет назад

      Yus i'm currently using it!

    • @darthpanzer
      @darthpanzer 10 лет назад

      Nah but i will right now lol, thx 4 the tip!

    • @dantemajd
      @dantemajd 10 лет назад +1

      Darth Panzer
      You guys should try sgm 2.2, a mod for call of pripyat and probably one of the hardest but you can disable some of the features that make it hard

    • @darthpanzer
      @darthpanzer 10 лет назад

      dantemajd Will do bro!

    • @Xerxes1688
      @Xerxes1688 10 лет назад +3

      dantemajd Misery is overrated. Rather than challenging is artificially difficulty. Guns are nerfed down and a mixbag of new and vanilla models.

  • @steviec76
    @steviec76 8 лет назад +75

    *Comment section is consumed by cheeki breeki*

    • @lucygoosie3370
      @lucygoosie3370 6 лет назад +1

      *Ahh nuu cheeki breeki iv damke!*

    • @doorsareforopening
      @doorsareforopening 6 лет назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000000000000000000000000000O0O0O0O0OOOO0000OOOO0000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000

    • @ickyelf9472
      @ickyelf9472 6 лет назад +1

      Blyat!

    • @ross_boss
      @ross_boss 4 года назад

      The comment section is real bad.

  • @3x10of10x3
    @3x10of10x3 10 лет назад +14

    I know this comment is 2-3 years after the release of this video, but you know when you said about killing one of the guys then hiding behind a rock and then quicksaving, well after you kill few of them the whole team surrenders and the guy in the truck guides you to a trap...it wasn't a glitch...probably too late to tell you that because you already know that.

  • @bennygohome4576
    @bennygohome4576 8 лет назад +110

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  • @VertSecretStash
    @VertSecretStash 4 года назад +2

    Little warning about the difficulty is that it effects enemies and you the same way, so on lower settings all guns are pea shooters and on higher everyone is equiped with BFG 9000s

  • @villemrichardeplik7543
    @villemrichardeplik7543 8 лет назад +110

    cheeki breeki

    • @anon7837
      @anon7837 8 лет назад +6

      +Pan kurczak ahhhh nuuuuuuuu

    • @heresy8384
      @heresy8384 7 лет назад +1

      *AHHHHHHHNUUUUU, CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!

  • @leovigild_
    @leovigild_ 9 лет назад +14

    I keep getting this weird error at 4:17 where the video freezes and the audio breaks, and then an error message said that angry police are coming, but the angry police never came. I missed the part that gave whistling for the baboon some context.
    Ugh, I hate this, it must be the Australian internet playing up again.

  • @wHoADreams
    @wHoADreams 11 лет назад +120

    I like the jam mechanic what else you expect from shitty guns in an apocalypse

    • @SempiternalScientist
      @SempiternalScientist 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah but it has to be a fine balance between a mechanic that adds realism for the sake of immersion and realism which only serves to frustrate the gamer himself. Look at Metal Gear Solid, half the fun is the fact that you can tell the mindstate of a soldier by an exclamation point or question mark above his head or the fact that you can distract an enemy by something so simple as tapping a wall, despite the fact that the only thing id actually do in real life is probably activate an alarm. There has to be a fine balance between realism and fun gameplay, because the two don't always co-exist peacefully.

    • @cererin
      @cererin 10 лет назад +1

      This takes place in Chernobyl, so the rest of the world outside is fine. So you'd think the guns would be decent?

    • @killer-ws3lf
      @killer-ws3lf 10 лет назад +23

      Republikaner Gardist Right except consider who the Stalkers are, they're a bunch of rag-tag criminals who snuck into Chernobyl to get rich or die trying.
      I doubt that they could afford the newest and shiniest weapons, even if they could they can't exactly get any more when they're on the other side and after frequent use and exposure to the anomalies it's no surprise that the weapons are worn.

    • @ninjabiatch101
      @ninjabiatch101 10 лет назад

      Its not the fact that they jam i don't think, i like that mechanic quite a bit. But without a better way of saying it, he says it happens at terribly inconvenient times, and it does seem like you're more likely to jam in a firefight then when you're just firing randomly.

    • @killer-ws3lf
      @killer-ws3lf 10 лет назад +1

      Anthony Vitera Well that's just called Murphy's law.

  • @King_Of_Midgard
    @King_Of_Midgard 10 лет назад +10

    I love the error message XD

  • @ss33988
    @ss33988 7 лет назад +4

    AHAHAHAHA!! 10 years later and the EXACT SAME SCENARION happened to me!!
    "Thats him takin him down!"
    *processor starts smoking*

  • @benj1008
    @benj1008 11 лет назад +8

    Actually, I found Clear Sky the most enjoyable of the series (and I've played through the other two multiples times). With the latest patch for it I didn't experience any crashes or bugs.

  • @dleuzzo
    @dleuzzo 11 лет назад +26

    I think it's hilarious that he likes Clear Sky which if you ask any STALKER vet what they think of it they'll ask you what Clear Sky is because it's so horrible compared to the other two they block it out like a traumatic memory.

  • @grimchameleon0546
    @grimchameleon0546 4 года назад +2

    holy shit, i had no idea this video was made in 2011 until i saw a comment said "im 2-3 years late" and saw it was 6 years ago

  • @sloppynumber12
    @sloppynumber12 9 лет назад +4

    I think the bug where alerted enemies become passive after loading was an attempt to fix a bug in the first game where passive enemies become alerted after loading. Either that or its a weird contradictory coincidence.

  • @warrenwebb2313
    @warrenwebb2313 9 лет назад +1

    honestly your style of comedy is absolutely perfect! keep it up

  • @TFU774
    @TFU774 8 лет назад +73

    AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKI

    • @heresy8384
      @heresy8384 7 лет назад +4

      DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I SAID COME IN

    • @ross_boss
      @ross_boss 4 года назад +1

      Cringe

  • @panzerkampfwagen38-t45
    @panzerkampfwagen38-t45 4 года назад +1

    That's not how difficulty works in stalker .When the difficulty increases ,the bullet damage for you and for the npcs increases , and on master difficulty ,the npcs take like 2 shots to be killed

  • @Spinax33
    @Spinax33 9 лет назад +8

    Ah THQ, thanks for giving me one of the best solo-FPS experiences Ive had in my entire life, and that 3 times. R.I.P.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 6 лет назад

      Thank GSC, THQ were mere publishers.

  • @paleflame
    @paleflame 4 года назад +2

    *4:12** Ah how far have we fallen.*

  • @davidthomas2870
    @davidthomas2870 8 лет назад +6

    Funniest thing: computer had a random crash while watching this

  • @ryougahibiki941
    @ryougahibiki941 3 года назад +1

    I had to pull the car over and stop driving while listening to this. I was crying with laughter so hard I couldn't see the road in front of me.

  • @fishbaitism
    @fishbaitism 11 лет назад +3

    The crash segment, hilarious!
    Here that is ;)

  • @emberd-l795
    @emberd-l795 4 года назад +1

    If only he knew that only a few years later 99% of games come out unfinished. He was only seeing the start of it.

  • @DJEylisium
    @DJEylisium 9 лет назад +31

    "You couldn't get away with releasing a buggy game in the cartridge and cassette day's" Are you sure about that?
    You clearly have never played any LJN games XD

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 9 лет назад +1

      Jordan 'Dingus'Jones No Mercy on the n64. I returned that piece of shit 3 times.

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 9 лет назад

      TheVergilus Are you doing the Austin thing or wondering why I kept returning it.

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 9 лет назад

      TheVergilus "Launch copies of No Mercy suffered from a bug which erased saved content, including created wrestlers, championship story modes, and game saves.[1] The bug was corrected in later production runs."

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 9 лет назад +1

      +Jordan 'Dingus'Jones LJN got away with it because it was part of their business strategy to sell shit ass games. They market to the highly coveted demographic of "people with the mental age of 7 year olds", and that includes actual children/toddlers and retards alike.

  • @Bed_Sheet_Ghost
    @Bed_Sheet_Ghost Год назад +1

    Rest easy, Volodymyr Ezhov...

  • @vadrigaar1
    @vadrigaar1 10 лет назад +4

    Actually, there is no option to lie down. Only duck and crouch.

  • @MyHungryWidow
    @MyHungryWidow 8 лет назад +18

    Clear Sky is the wrinkley prune in a batch of plump grapes.

    • @CyberGenesis1
      @CyberGenesis1 8 лет назад +8

      +Rusty Shackleforde Seriously, SoC was great, Clear Sky was buggy as shit, and CoP is still awesome and I frequently go back to it to faff around

    • @Chillermushroom
      @Chillermushroom 8 лет назад +3

      +CyberGenesis I know a lot of people like CoP, but to me it just feels like a failed attempt to finally pull off that open-world Chernobyl sandbox they originally wanted to make. The first map is great, but you can easily tell they ran out of time after that one: The second map looks like a giant meadow onto which someone randomly sprinkled points of interest, without any sense of realism or coherence, and the final Pripyat level consists mostly of copy-pasted streets and buildings. I would have preferred they had stuck to one map and used the rest of the time to fill it with more actual content.

    • @CyberGenesis1
      @CyberGenesis1 8 лет назад +2

      Chillermushroom I feel bad for that team, CoP almost wasnt made given their budget issues and it's an IP i'd really love to see made into the Defiance-esque MMO. It was a good game, it just felt like a shiny version of SoC. CS had a good story that was marred terribly by bad graphics and buggy code.
      CoP i still play on occasion, the post-game Open World is fun to just explore. I just wish there had been expansions to add more content to the "Faffing about" aspect

    • @Chillermushroom
      @Chillermushroom 8 лет назад

      CyberGenesis
      Considering how Publishers do shooter MMOs these days (The Division *cough*), it's probably better we not see our beloved franchise humiliated in such a way.
      As for CoP, every now and then I get the urge to replay it for a while, only to be reminded how much more interesting SoC and CS are, because they have structure. It's telling that the only parts of CoP that have stuck with me over the years (I only played through it all twice) are the parts that are more tightly designed, such as the gas-filled tunnels with the underground train station.

    • @CyberGenesis1
      @CyberGenesis1 8 лет назад

      Chillermushroom CS felt too Rails-y to me, there was no real freedom.
      I happen to play Division, I'm not really upset about it. It's what I expected it to be, but I always had realistic expectations. Nearly every complaint i see about it is either Console players expecting PC graphics, or gameplay expectations of realism in a game that gives you health on crits -.- It's a non-cell shaded Borderlands plain and simple. The hypocritical expectations are the consumer's fault, not the developers
      Shitty marketing and improper settings of expectations (which there is some guilt of) is the Publisher's fault

  • @GarretsShadow
    @GarretsShadow 8 лет назад +2

    The error message at the end is hilarious

  • @Viking102938
    @Viking102938 10 лет назад +19

    2:24
    "You're boned!"
    Can't breeeeeeeeeeath! XD

  • @Atratzu
    @Atratzu 6 лет назад

    anytime a video does a "crashing" bit, I always flinch and think "OH GOD PLEASE NO".

  • @CeeKayz0rz
    @CeeKayz0rz 8 лет назад +4

    You must understand, Yahtzee, that the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series was built by drunk Ukrainians, and the first installment (Shadow of Chernobyl) would've been groundbreaking for its time ('07 abouts), had it not been built by drunk Ukrainians with no clear platform (PS2/XBox/PC) in mind...
    I personally find the grittiness (read: bugginess) actually adds to the mystery that is the exclusion zone, and I have always always ALWAYS loved the slightly primitive art style; looking through current-day pictures of the no-go zone around Chernobyl will quickly put you back into the game, hunting the Military at Cordon for an AK-74u and a magazine's worth of bullets just to watch them gear up and raid the STALKER village killing all your friends and quest givers....
    The whole "quick-save, then reload and totally different environment" bit kind of adds to the whole "doesn't play the same way twice" aspect, even if you can bug the game out to your advantage... Though, I'd have loved to have seen this particular bug! Every time I re-re-re-re-reload a save spot, I usually find myself riddled with bullets before I can say "okay, what was I doing when I saved, again?"
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was one of the first few games to actually try to get real-world ballistics dialed into their engine.... Thus, you were exceedingly unsuccessful in putting four Makarov (P.m.m) bullets into your armored target before they peppered you full of holes with their AK's...
    ProTip: Bind med packs to your TAB key, and bandages to your tilde key; you'll need to keep them close in a firefight...
    If you want, Yahtzee, I can teach you how to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. successfully through all three games... I cheeky breeky'd quite a bit back in the day... There are many hidden gems you'll find that will help give you the advantage early on...

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 2 года назад +1

    Weirdly tried these games recently... found it funny the harder difficulty you play on the easier it is to kill things, so... i think he was right!

  • @NomoregoodnamesD8
    @NomoregoodnamesD8 10 лет назад +8

    STALKER: Clear Sky is not the best game of the trilogy. I REALLY recommend you revisit the series.

  • @chrisdibella257
    @chrisdibella257 8 лет назад +1

    Funny thing about the higher difficulties in Stalker, they don't make the enemies tankier, they make both you and the enemies significantly less tanky.

  • @Poxyquotl
    @Poxyquotl 10 лет назад +16

    Stalker plays better on Master difficulty

  • @mrmactknife
    @mrmactknife 2 года назад +1

    Why am I only just seeing this now? Awesome video :)

  • @drew081886
    @drew081886 11 лет назад +3

    Anyone else instinctively reach for ctrl+alt+del when the video did the skipping thing?

  • @seleniebeanie
    @seleniebeanie 7 лет назад

    The "That's him! Take him down!" part of the video still makes me laugh every time. XD

  • @Koniving
    @Koniving 10 лет назад +5

    I was laughing so hard I cried. Seriously.

  • @file_not_found5606
    @file_not_found5606 5 лет назад

    Oh my god his voice is so youthful and adorable im gonna cry

  • @Masswesker2
    @Masswesker2 10 лет назад +6

    I hope he plays shadow of Chernobyl and call of pripyat (base and also the misery mod).

  • @methylphenidate1270
    @methylphenidate1270 6 лет назад +2

    yahtzee sounds like a child in this video after looking back. its adorable

  • @djcreeps121
    @djcreeps121 10 лет назад +10

    I really want another stalker game

    • @camiloheras6146
      @camiloheras6146 4 года назад +6

      Do I got news for you man, stalker 2 has just been announced

  • @crimsonstrykr
    @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +2

    Well what you know Yahtz they just announced S.T.A.L.K.E.R Heart of Chernobyl !!

  • @thronezwei4412
    @thronezwei4412 8 лет назад +11

    Cheeki Breeki!

  • @danygeo7365
    @danygeo7365 3 года назад +1

    holy fu 9 yrs ago and this video is better made than 2020 vids i really miss old yt was much better... when i was kid :(

  • @argenthellion
    @argenthellion 10 лет назад +8

    1:13 that's the main reason why I ditched the game after less than one hour in. Enemies kept sniping me with shotguns and simply decided to ignore anything I do unless I'm rubbing my face up their ass... So if that's fixed, maybe I might retry the game...

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 10 лет назад +2

      Pistols are good.

    • @alexK661
      @alexK661 10 лет назад

      Sandwich247 might want to give them all a try. I've personally loved them, even though they are shitty when it comes to fire fights fairness

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 10 лет назад

      alexK661 Did you mean to reply to me? Because the message is that I hsould use all weapons even though that message would be better directed at the original poster.

    • @alexK661
      @alexK661 10 лет назад +1

      No, I meant the original poster. Don't know how I messed up such a simple move

    • @Auzep
      @Auzep 10 лет назад +1

      Download the COMPLETE 2009 mod, it fixes some of the unfairly hard difficulty.

  • @insanejughead
    @insanejughead 9 лет назад

    I've caught up to every ZP video out there, and this one is still the funniest! Lines such as: "embarrassingly badly", "weirdly compelling", "crackwhore with the sniffles", and everything before "whistled for a baboon" are the keystones of this review. Shit... I wish I had found this series LONG ago.

  • @frankfish1905
    @frankfish1905 8 лет назад +7

    Cheeki Breeki time!

    • @TruuMUUU
      @TruuMUUU 8 лет назад +6

      А ну, чики-брики и в дамки

  • @foxtailedcritter
    @foxtailedcritter 3 года назад +2

    Still somewhat better then the same C.O.D thrown out every year.

  • @jacket2038
    @jacket2038 8 лет назад +27

    AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

  • @theconquerorx9676
    @theconquerorx9676 6 лет назад +1

    The wiki page for Test Card F references Yahtzee's parody at 4:22. :)

  • @brothermaleuspraetor9505
    @brothermaleuspraetor9505 9 лет назад +34

    Having played since the original release, I had no problems whatsoever with engagements with enemies. I thought how refreshing it was from all the other bullshit mechanics in every other game. (ie: absolute stupid accuracy). The firefight mechanics are closer to perfect than any other game I have ever played; since 1985. Headshots take an enemy down in one. Upgrading your weapon for your playstyle enables you to get better at your style, (and makes it stupidly easier). If players think it is too hard, they need to leave the PC alone and go back to their cuddly kiddy consoles; Call Of hand-holding Duty.
    'Stalker: Lost Alpha' is a very good version of STALKER. Exclusively made in honour of GSC. It features a number of resurrected zones, items and ideas that GSC originally dropped in the design process. 9/10

    • @ProxyStarkilla
      @ProxyStarkilla 9 лет назад +5

      Difficulty isn't PC exclusive. Call of Duty is on PC too. Fuck, you're the problem with the gaming community.

    • @brothermaleuspraetor9505
      @brothermaleuspraetor9505 9 лет назад +3

      With the console gaming community maybe, good. Let it die.
      Anything that is on console is a console game by default. the lowest capabilities take presidence over the design. = CoD is a console game. I think you lack some critical knowledge about gaming platforms. you seem very young and naiive. Probably a console player.

    • @crazyj10agains
      @crazyj10agains 9 лет назад +19

      It's always cute watching kids argue about who's having more fun playing their video games.

    • @Star-Commander-Vong
      @Star-Commander-Vong 9 лет назад +2

      Ah, the lovely console wars are surfacing again.
      Honey, please remember that not everyone enjoys playing a game by dropping trou and spreading cheeks.
      Also, keep in mind that this game isn't hard, it's unfair.

    • @brothermaleuspraetor9505
      @brothermaleuspraetor9505 9 лет назад

      I would say more like, problematic. Those who expect a game to work as soon as it's 'shoved in' won't like it and find it unfair. Those who understand that Clear Sky is the most buggy of them all will know never to bother to play it again and can find a lot of it in 'Lost Alpha' any way, assuming you know how to install it and its patch. It's not a game for kids, thankfully. The thing I like about it is its scientific values. Unlike other BS games, STALKER has managed to maintain a great theme throughout and a key character also with twists in the storyline. Not something you see stay intact with multiple devs hashing the crap out of games till they resemble a pile of matter excreted from the rear of a cow. (ahemNewThiefahem).

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 3 года назад +2

    The reclamation project mods are a must if you are going to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. for your own enjoyment and not record it for views.

  • @Eshirak
    @Eshirak 10 лет назад +16

    Essentially, the Dark souls of FPS

    • @dudunikolaishvili8096
      @dudunikolaishvili8096 10 лет назад +5

      ain't stalker made before dark souls

    • @Eshirak
      @Eshirak 10 лет назад +10

      Dudu Nikolaishvili
      yes it was, but the principle is the same, very difficult in many areas, hard to get used too, but in the end, is very well made and ultimately fun...

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 10 лет назад

      You nailed that description.

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 6 лет назад

      Been saying this...since DS became a meme of unforgiving hardness within gaming.

    • @lucygoosie3370
      @lucygoosie3370 6 лет назад +2

      No, Dark souls is the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. of third-person medieval-them-ups.

  • @seasong707
    @seasong707 6 лет назад

    This might very well be my favorite episode.

  • @gottakeepemseparated
    @gottakeepemseparated 8 лет назад +6

    Ackshually, playing on hardest difficulty is recommended for STALKER games. The whole point about armoured enemies taking too many bullets is because the series treats difficulty with a SJW egalitarian view, that is you die in fewer shots, but so do your enemies. Your enemies will shoot more accurately, but then so too will you. It still makes for a tough game, but it's not as awkwardly balanced when you can blast your shotgun pretty accurately and nail some poor chum in the head at 100 meters.

  • @QooperG28
    @QooperG28 11 лет назад

    Of all of his episodes this one made laugh the most by far. May not the hardest but defenetly the most, since I had to stop every 5 seconds to catch some breath before continuing, only to repeat that process after the next 5 seconds.

  • @comradegeneralvladimirpoot1313
    @comradegeneralvladimirpoot1313 8 лет назад +10

    To be honest Clear Sky is terrible compared to the other S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games

  • @truckerjesus8633
    @truckerjesus8633 3 года назад +2

    the harder versions of stalker make it a whole hell of a lot easier, believe it or not

  • @afdhater
    @afdhater 3 года назад +5

    I love this. This video was made by someone who hasn't been infected with the aids that is this generation of games so nice hearing stalker haze half life halo

  • @TheGTR23
    @TheGTR23 11 лет назад +4

    Best game review EVARRRRR!

  • @GixxerRider1991
    @GixxerRider1991 8 лет назад +4

    There is no difficulty curve to this S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game, or any of the others. You just get fucked enough times that eventually YOU get to do the fucking. The only part of the game that's truly unfair and just pointless and annoying is the machine gun nest at the beginning of the game.

    • @shorebreak69
      @shorebreak69 8 лет назад +1

      +Ian Zulick I always go in & out of that tunnel,, then go around the long way past the machine yard. :)

    • @CyberGenesis1
      @CyberGenesis1 8 лет назад +2

      +Ian Zulick Honestly the lack of curve was comforting. Here's a world that hates you, here's some shitty gun - go nuts, don't die. It's a game that takes the amatuer insult of "Get good" and goes pro with it.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 8 лет назад

      It's dark souls with guns.

  • @swahiliranger1022
    @swahiliranger1022 4 года назад +2

    The X-ray engine is a total mystery, especially to the Ukrainians who developed it. More to the point, Clear Sky has this *hilarious* habit of sending you in entirely the wrong direction after you wake up. When you start any of the games (except Chernobyl, you can only FUCK THAT UP if you go to the electric anomaly ghost when your scouting out the helicopters early on) you need to NOT go the way the game tells you to after the first mission almost 9/10 times this is safer than whatever the PDA says that you should do. Maybe its a bug, maybe it was just a prank bro, but all of the games are endearing for different, yet slightly goofy- masochistic reasons.

  • @Dedfaction
    @Dedfaction 9 лет назад

    Pile of ass that glitched/CTD'd more times than I can remember and burnt that one metal-groaning sound into my brain. Still utterly love it and the other two. Glad Metro appears to be keeping the spirit somewhat alive.

  • @roman11777
    @roman11777 11 лет назад

    •Elite Nightvision - Black & white night vision based on the psy_antenna postprocess effect. Replaces the original UV-based blue NV. Makes you see perfectly in the darkness.
    •Improved the “green” night vision, much less noise and blur. NVs don't emit any audio noise.
    •scientific suits with 90% rad protection now feature an anti-rad injection system.
    •bandages auto-apply at 10% health.
    •enabled a tracer effect for armor-piercing bullets, making them visually distinguishable when use
    (cont.)

  • @hariharanjayashankar8932
    @hariharanjayashankar8932 3 года назад +2

    I'm on a ZP rerun

  • @djbare9
    @djbare9 7 лет назад

    This was my first fully rendered 3D FPS, it was only the 3D tech that kept me going through this game, I remember standing in doorways or under shelters when it rained and being impressed, the end of the game frustrated the hell out of me, I almost didn't finish it, but somehow I spammed my way to completing it, don't ask me how, I was just glad it was over.

  • @Wolfsterz
    @Wolfsterz 11 лет назад +1

    That's one of the reasons I loved it: The game doesn't hold your hand. It lets you experiment and figure things out on your own.

  • @lukasgroot
    @lukasgroot 4 года назад +1

    Thanks, I couldn't stop laughing after about a minute in :)

  • @airborne_arachnid
    @airborne_arachnid 11 лет назад

    It's the zero punctuation theme by Ian Dorsch, you can download it from the Escapist's website.

  • @currencylad7125
    @currencylad7125 4 года назад +1

    "I played on medium difficulty"
    Well, that was your first mistake. Stalker must be played on Master difficulty unless you want your enemies to be bullet sponges.

  • @Majyxs
    @Majyxs 10 лет назад

    ". . .Give you a water pistol and replace all the enemies with fire-breathing golden lions."? Sounds like a few of the many frustrating sections found in Vivisector.

  • @rhodiumthunderbird
    @rhodiumthunderbird 9 лет назад

    1:55 is a flawless description of DayZ

  • @bluecube1
    @bluecube1 11 лет назад

    Mods are a huge part of each game. Even the simple "game-fixing" mods are a great start - 'Zone Reclamation Project'.

  • @Cambodiafy
    @Cambodiafy 12 лет назад

    "If problems persist, sing gentle lullabies and lovingly stroke its hair."

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 12 лет назад

    How graceful.