Dave Chappelle Settles the Half-Baked vs. Infused Debate | The Tonight Show

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  • @reporterkermit3728
    @reporterkermit3728 3 года назад +1071

    “She knew something was wrong, because I was eating it with a spoon”
    Dave really is a comedy genius

    • @crystalpark6023
      @crystalpark6023 3 года назад +10

      Mac 'n' cheese with spoon in five minutes

    • @dejahthoris998
      @dejahthoris998 3 года назад +12

      I can't stop loving this man.

    • @84posse
      @84posse 3 года назад +21

      always knows how to bring it back around, tying it all up into a bit of sorts.. he knows he knows how to do it.. him just sitting there throwing his hands up dancing at the end was the possibly the best part :) Dave is a comedy GOAT!

    • @nexusyang4832
      @nexusyang4832 3 года назад +23

      "That's why I get paid the big bucks!"

    • @Liya_Marie
      @Liya_Marie 3 года назад +19

      And that my friends is why he’s the GOAT 💁🏽‍♀️

  • @newzkid8081
    @newzkid8081 3 года назад +253

    Can we appreciate how this man put together a joke in seconds and nobody saw it coming! The true GOAT

  • @ejyounggun08
    @ejyounggun08 3 года назад +820

    Dave Chappelle ending with a call back. Legend.

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 3 года назад +31

      Off the dome. Best ever

    • @UncleRicoOSU
      @UncleRicoOSU 3 года назад +47

      “So I kicked her in the pu$$y!”

    • @PyroLeo1
      @PyroLeo1 3 года назад +1

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @gtfob1234
      @gtfob1234 3 года назад +3

      Dude is a pro

    • @Thefreequincy
      @Thefreequincy 3 года назад +1

      I C O N

  • @dragonfly4484
    @dragonfly4484 3 года назад +376

    That ending is why Dave Chappelle is among the GOATs

  • @Ceelopez137
    @Ceelopez137 3 года назад +330

    Dave Chappelle will forever be the best, I love his humor and his honesty. There's truly no one that compares to him.

    • @rainman42
      @rainman42 3 года назад +2

      Agreed...he's jn my top 5 kn history for sure..just when you THINK you know what he's gonna say or what the punchline is,he's throws a curveball at you and makes you piss your pants..............oh....no? I'm only one?
      Ok
      Dave Chappelle is just the shizzzznyit

    • @tonya8469
      @tonya8469 3 года назад +2

      I concur

    • @jemalrankin6159
      @jemalrankin6159 3 года назад

      NO FUCKING ONE ☝🏿

    • @user-pr5nm9cj4b
      @user-pr5nm9cj4b 3 года назад

      I just want to congratulate Jimmy Fallon (spelled right cz auto correct) for making the first Dave Chappelle video we struggled to finish make it stop make it stop! nothing spontaneous everything scripted, only way i would watch Jimmy manalouge is if he attach a life size cardboard cutouts of tina fey to himself.

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 3 года назад +1

      He’s on Mt Rushmore. No questions asked.

  • @N8huff
    @N8huff 3 года назад +328

    Like how does your mind work like that? Literally no one else was thinking about the Mac and cheese anymore but none of us forgot about it, which made it perfect 😂

    • @jayhag5481
      @jayhag5481 3 года назад +15

      Dave is the King of the long set up. I mean he's King of anything comedy related. But no one does a long set up like him.

    • @N8huff
      @N8huff 3 года назад

      @@jayhag5481 facts

    • @williamcarter3642
      @williamcarter3642 3 года назад +3

      Dave is the king of the callback lol. That's his signature move.

    • @N8huff
      @N8huff 3 года назад

      @@williamcarter3642 true

  • @RFProductions09
    @RFProductions09 3 года назад +105

    Dave Chappelle closing It out like a stand up special. Mans still got it.

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 3 года назад +71

    He did the reverse punchline again! Who else can do that! Lol

  • @kernelpickle
    @kernelpickle 3 года назад +85

    Dave is the absolute king of “the callback.”

    • @simmahdwn482
      @simmahdwn482 2 года назад

      He's a joke theif. ruclips.net/video/0NbkwVWCp8E/видео.html all the proof ya need

  • @KLbSYNCHRONOUS
    @KLbSYNCHRONOUS 3 года назад +156

    "Fortnite is the crack of video games" Hahahahahaha!
    "I got my son a copy of Fortnite & didn't see him for 6 months."

    • @einalemmorttub8542
      @einalemmorttub8542 4 месяца назад

      My nephew just spent 500 bucks on that game this past weekend. That game is dangerous

  • @ybn8830
    @ybn8830 3 года назад +96

    Dave chappelle paying homage to wu tang clan... cash rules everything around me.

    • @nexusyang4832
      @nexusyang4832 3 года назад +4

      can't buy crypto without cash. that's pretty much true for most normal people.

    • @Evol1HipHop
      @Evol1HipHop 3 года назад +3

      @@nexusyang4832 not even most…I’d argue all. Even if you mined your own crypto currency, or traded something else for it, at some point, an exchange of “physical” currency was made. To mine, bills and equipment must be paid with cash. I mean, unless a sex worker straight up used their trade to amass cryptocurrency, just about any other service you’d trade for would require cash at some level…
      I’m reading too much into it…
      ✌🏽

    • @rks5457
      @rks5457 3 года назад +1

      @@Evol1HipHop if you looked further into it you'd realize they still need cash. Still a lot of overhead needed that requires cash, especially for high class sex workers.

  • @LiquidSmoke2517
    @LiquidSmoke2517 3 года назад +34

    he really turned that mac n cheese question into a fire ass joke....hes on another level yall

  • @jakevs.theworld2987
    @jakevs.theworld2987 3 года назад +89

    Those dumb question games are part of why I hate late night shows but Chappelle some how still made it hilarious. Dude can be funny in any situation

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 3 года назад +2

      Seth and Colbert don't have any dumb games, Fallon has the worst ones and his fake over enthusiasm and constantly saying "oh my gosh me too!" about whatever the guest likes can be a bit much.

  • @lchjr
    @lchjr 3 года назад +59

    Dave is like a joke magician; you don’t see it coming, and you can’t figure out how he did it. GOAT.

    • @apocalypseburger3298
      @apocalypseburger3298 3 года назад +1

      I read this comment eight seconds before he dropped the punchline and saw it coming once he mentioned Mac and cheese

    • @DivaDen
      @DivaDen 3 года назад

      @@apocalypseburger3298 same...except I hadn't read the comments. Must be a Virgo thing

  • @immanuelwilliams6799
    @immanuelwilliams6799 3 года назад +17

    Dude is a legend brought back the spoon bit! Also yard or basement, oh that’s a poor person question! Guitar solo or drum: I know John Mayer is listening like well which one is it! Soo funny!

  • @njerimusful
    @njerimusful 3 года назад +8

    "Poor person question" 🤣🤣🤣I'm laughing coz that's my current situation boy 🤣🤣

  • @DonCramon
    @DonCramon 3 года назад +16

    Wow! What a way to end it. Such a comedic genius. Always funny to hear Dave.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 3 года назад +70

    There would be no Hip-Hop if there weren't Jazz first. I agree Dave.

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 3 года назад +1

      Disagree hip-hop was here way before jazz it just didn't have a name. William Wordsworth was a dope lyrisist, ballet is just fancy breakdancing, the Sistine chapel I just graffiti on the ceiling, and almost all indigenous forms of music is based on 4s. Everything is hip-hop

    • @kateuhler7803
      @kateuhler7803 3 года назад

      @@ConSepTg good points👍

  • @jameswyatt9013
    @jameswyatt9013 3 года назад +20

    Saw Dave Chapelle on a sidewalk in Saint Helena Island, South Carolina while I was delivering pizza nearby, blew my f'in mind !!!!! Turns out he was filming an episode of the motorcycle television show "Ride with Norman Reedus"!!!!!

  • @sabrinas2158
    @sabrinas2158 3 года назад +69

    Dave C. “You never wear pants so tight that you have to decide which leg your penis exists.” He is funny and brilliant!

    • @sabahbubbler
      @sabahbubbler 3 года назад

      Was drinking and almost spit my drink when I heard the joke

  • @cdub2751
    @cdub2751 3 года назад +2

    Skinny jean statement had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @einalemmorttub8542
      @einalemmorttub8542 4 месяца назад

      I SCREAMED cuz i pictured him trying to make the decision 😂

  • @crystalfrancis218
    @crystalfrancis218 3 года назад +18

    GOAT! There is no comparison. Thank you for blessing us all with your talent.

  • @joeentwisle4165
    @joeentwisle4165 3 года назад +12

    Dave Chappelle is a national treasure. So much love!

  • @maestrogringo
    @maestrogringo 3 года назад +2

    2:51 LMFAO!!!

  • @matthewstewartshaver8808
    @matthewstewartshaver8808 3 года назад +12

    I'll be waiting for this segment... Dave is the goat of humor. I'm wonderbread white.... And without growing up with Dave, the struggle for understanding stereotypes would have been very real. Canada loves you Dave Chappelle. Thank you for everything.

  • @highflya2709
    @highflya2709 3 года назад +7

    Dave just randomly quotes wu tang...awesome!

  • @reymarnier119
    @reymarnier119 3 года назад +8

    Momma !! I'm high off Mac nd cheese

  • @leeroijenkyns
    @leeroijenkyns 3 года назад +38

    Now that is a callback...

  • @bradbrown2830
    @bradbrown2830 3 года назад +20

    The way he always ends his comedy is sheer genius man

  • @luisarcelay5016
    @luisarcelay5016 3 года назад +95

    EVERY COMEDIAN IS NERVOUS AROUND THE GOD CHAPPELLE ☝🏾

    • @jemalrankin6159
      @jemalrankin6159 3 года назад

      IKR ?!! Still . Jimmy is extra , but even with his extra shit ?! He is genuinely laughing at Dave .

    • @cliffordbunton8788
      @cliffordbunton8788 3 года назад

      As they should be...

    • @simmahdwn482
      @simmahdwn482 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0NbkwVWCp8E/видео.html not quite. He's a joke thief. Laughable

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 3 года назад +9

    Before Dave answered, I said " Fork Baby" and then he said it. I lol'd

  • @squigglypeterson7157
    @squigglypeterson7157 3 года назад +10

    Dave Chappelle is a respectable and wise person. His sense of humor is a bonus. Happy for him and glad we get the opportunity to hear things from his point of view.

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 3 года назад

      Are you a robot or an alien that's just barely learning how humans communicate?

    • @simmahdwn482
      @simmahdwn482 2 года назад

      Joke thief
      ruclips.net/video/0NbkwVWCp8E/видео.html

  • @havensmayor
    @havensmayor 3 года назад +13

    Dave Chappelle is the unequivocal GOAT of comedy.

  • @DLUXTHACHAMP
    @DLUXTHACHAMP 3 года назад +6

    Mama, I'm high on mac and cheese 😂

  • @LeroyFurious
    @LeroyFurious 3 года назад +6

    Beautiful Call Back, David!

  • @stanleyokafor885
    @stanleyokafor885 3 года назад +11

    Could you imagine if I time travelled back to biblical times with some timberlands on? I would blow their f%%%ing minds😂😂😂 The goat

  • @steez93
    @steez93 3 года назад +4

    That ending. Straight up perfection. This man is the GOAT

  • @MrFelixify
    @MrFelixify 3 года назад +7

    Goodman genius. Love the way he tied it back to mac and cheese.

  • @irishsakura1
    @irishsakura1 3 года назад +11

    Dave is definitely the God of Comedy and Philosophy.

  • @harderthanmydemons2927
    @harderthanmydemons2927 3 года назад +5

    Small towns: Shout out Yellow Springs!! Miss you. ⭐️
    He is hilarious! John Mayer’s watching! No pants! Jazz! 👖

  • @bphlatsax75
    @bphlatsax75 3 года назад +4

    Hip Hop is Jazz...Jazz is Hip-Hop. They're both expressive forms of improvisation.

  • @erronking7783
    @erronking7783 3 года назад +9

    The fact he constructed the joke that fast is amazing

  • @camfifer4911
    @camfifer4911 3 года назад +9

    Things like this are why Dave is THE GOAT

  • @dohboy200
    @dohboy200 3 года назад +2

    effortless callback at the end. genius

  • @bynahelemaal
    @bynahelemaal 3 года назад +7

    Not even his or a joke, but he did the punchline before the setup thing again xD

  • @KnifePhD73
    @KnifePhD73 3 года назад +10

    Wow! I had forgotten all about the mac and cheese, and he turned Jimmy's own joke against him. That was gangster all over the place.

  • @djmedek5396
    @djmedek5396 3 года назад +7

    Bruh... Chapelles Timing! >

  • @GS-uy4xo
    @GS-uy4xo 3 года назад +3

    How can you not enjoy Dave? - he’s on another level.

  • @jaroldtualla1992
    @jaroldtualla1992 3 года назад +13

    Dave Chappelle is a funny ass man 😂

  • @otakusamsay1953
    @otakusamsay1953 3 года назад +2

    Drums! Ha brings me back to that Chappelle Show music skit.

  • @mursaleenfayyaz
    @mursaleenfayyaz 3 года назад +12

    I am an active viewer of this channel, 'cause i am learning English. Jimmy, you are super fast, sometime when you speak English, off course, English is you native language. I have a plan for ielts by the end of this year. But not only this is my aim for learning English, also i want to earn money by English language skills. Learning and fun both are side by side on this channel.❤

  • @georgeweston9258
    @georgeweston9258 3 года назад +1

    That POOR PERSON QUESTION... hit me hard 🥲🥲😂😂😂

  • @walker8722
    @walker8722 3 года назад +3

    Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian of all time!!! And This is one of the reasons. GOAT!

  • @marykelley5293
    @marykelley5293 3 года назад +8

    Always love Dave!

  • @samanthaperkins9373
    @samanthaperkins9373 3 года назад +11

    I have been waiting to see this duo

  • @Ohh_Is_That_Sooo...
    @Ohh_Is_That_Sooo... 3 года назад +2

    ..And that's how it's done ladies and gentlemen! Lol 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @kpatt2006
    @kpatt2006 3 года назад +13

    Dave really brought his own audience lol

  • @belletollz
    @belletollz 3 года назад +4

    His vibe is mesmerizing

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 3 года назад +2

    I love Quest's and Black Thought's laugh with that Mac and Cheese comment.

  • @KouD3Graw
    @KouD3Graw 3 года назад +1

    5:34 And this ladies, gentleman, and whatever you wanna call yoursleves, THIS is why Dave Chappelle makes the big bucks.

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 3 года назад +3

    The greatest to ever do it!

  • @drewalk63
    @drewalk63 3 года назад +2

    Yeah the end punch line is to show that a comedian is a comedian all the time.

  • @poisondowell
    @poisondowell 3 года назад +2

    Genius call back!!!

  • @nuddysquirrel2146
    @nuddysquirrel2146 3 года назад +2

    What a fucking legend

  • @lucyd3408
    @lucyd3408 3 года назад +21

    Love Chappelle for always given props and never forgetting OHIO...

  • @ScottParisi
    @ScottParisi 3 года назад +5

    Jimmy is making some progress on his Jim Breuer laughing impression.

  • @skymarung4726
    @skymarung4726 3 года назад

    That How a WISE Person Give a Good Damn Elaboration & Answer In The Same Time.
    Love from Malaysia

  • @WOCdom1
    @WOCdom1 3 года назад +21

    This man just said Fortnite is the crack of video games. It all makes sense now.

    • @77Brainfreeze
      @77Brainfreeze 3 года назад +6

      Sprinkle some Fortnite on him and lets get out of here.

    • @kylecook7187
      @kylecook7187 3 года назад +2

      You heard it here first folks, the CIA brought fortnite into the inner city kids to ruin their drive in life and disenfranchise the poor. That's why the first hit is free.

  • @davidsmith7090
    @davidsmith7090 3 года назад

    The ending..... Fu@#ing Priceless... THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE IT... Dave the GOAT.

  • @jasonlancaster3663
    @jasonlancaster3663 3 года назад +10

    I’m currently eating Mac n cheese with a spoon at work 😂😂😂

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 3 года назад

      Spoon gang in the building! I love Dave Chappelle but I eat Mac N' Cheese with a spoon any day of the week.

    • @dejahthoris998
      @dejahthoris998 3 года назад +1

      We could tell you were white form your pic, don't over do it AHHAHAH :)

  • @Atsydo
    @Atsydo 3 года назад

    The call back to the “mac and cheese line” was pure genius! Mans on another level, the sophistication to produce ad lib jokes mind blowing

  • @brittanibrewer2876
    @brittanibrewer2876 3 года назад +6

    What a legend 🙏

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +10

    If sandals are shoes, then hotdogs are sandwiches.

    • @markpfeffer7487
      @markpfeffer7487 3 года назад

      RBG actually ruled that hotdogs are by definition sandwiches.

    • @carybrittain8040
      @carybrittain8040 3 года назад

      Hots dogs are balogna rolls and bologna is hot dog steak

  • @dejahthoris998
    @dejahthoris998 3 года назад +6

    I was eating mac n cheese, while I watched this. Thankfully with a fork, I like it thick.

    • @blacksource2101
      @blacksource2101 3 года назад

      This is like the third comment that mentioned eating mac and cheese 😆

  • @AnimeIntrospective
    @AnimeIntrospective 3 года назад

    Like comedy freestyling with no beat. What he did at the end was godly

  • @shadyshady3390
    @shadyshady3390 3 года назад +2

    I feel like I can be *SWAYED* ..
    I caught the corny dad joke, Fallon

  • @audbertovelez130
    @audbertovelez130 3 года назад +1

    the KING.. love YOU Brother , Brother Dave.. 😎🙏❤️✌️👍

  • @georgeweston9258
    @georgeweston9258 3 года назад

    That’s a comedian !!! Mac and cheese callback with the spoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kitalovescoffee7250
    @kitalovescoffee7250 3 года назад +2

    more of Chappelle please

  • @kryptongamer1
    @kryptongamer1 3 года назад +2

    What a god ... more Dave chappelle after this commercial break!!!!!

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi 3 года назад +33

    I dunno, Dave. I think PRINCE, BB KING and JIMMY HENDRIX might be coming to visit you in your dreams soon to have a chat with you about guitars...

    • @ConSepTg
      @ConSepTg 3 года назад +3

      Where's the respect for funky bass line?

    • @sparkysmalarkey
      @sparkysmalarkey 3 года назад +1

      I think guitar solos are more mental, and drum solos are more physical. For me, it depends on what I need in the moment, but I think we can and should have both.

    • @phillbucs
      @phillbucs 3 года назад

      Agree, guitar solos can have the ability to show a lot more emotion in the music. The guitar player has way more options on how the listener hears the music. Where as the drummer is stuck making the same old stick hits drum sound or foot hit petal sound. The only option the drummer has is how loud they can make it. Sure, the drummer can probably put on a more entertaining show with throwing and twirling their sticks but guitar players have tricks as well. Basically, I am saying that I would much rather have listen to the legendary guitar players before any legendary drummer.

    • @CharifRocka
      @CharifRocka 3 года назад +1

      @@phillbucs For black people all over the world everything starts with the drum. It's a visceral thing, everyone knows how to move to the beat of the drum. From HBCU marching bands to remote tribes in Africa. First there was the drum.

  • @billyllewis
    @billyllewis 3 года назад +6

    Chappell rocks!

  • @mr.ridley8255
    @mr.ridley8255 3 года назад

    This man is the GOAT! Nobody saw that spoon joke coming… comedic genius!

  • @marisgoldenhour6212
    @marisgoldenhour6212 3 года назад +1

    That call back was everything. Genius. CREAM get the money. 😊💙🖤✨

  • @simoncharacter01
    @simoncharacter01 3 года назад

    crowd stopped phuckn wit'em after the cash vs. crypto. ahahahahaa

  • @sahej6939
    @sahej6939 3 года назад +12

    He’s so patient with Jimmy, like a special 4th grader

  • @ZoOnTheYT
    @ZoOnTheYT 3 года назад +2

    They were talking about mac n' cheese 3 minutes before and we still didn't see the layup to that punch line.

  • @X-Foundation
    @X-Foundation 3 года назад +1

    Dave is the A+ of this laughter! 2021

  • @drittyboy
    @drittyboy 3 года назад

    Dave pulling from the logo like Dame with that last joke 😂 #GOAT

  • @mcndogg
    @mcndogg 3 года назад +2

    The ending was legit like a magic trick. How does he do it?

  • @marredondo2164
    @marredondo2164 3 года назад

    When he did that call back even Jimmy had to acknowledge the greatness!!!

  • @DepressionTalks1
    @DepressionTalks1 3 года назад +1

    The 🐐 of comedy, Dave Chappelle🎙🔥

  • @convergence222
    @convergence222 3 года назад +2

    Give this man his own tonight show !!!

  • @thaismalmodovar
    @thaismalmodovar 3 года назад +6

    “I’m not even wearing pants right now”
    Wonder how the people in the back feel about that.

    • @Jay-jp4nv
      @Jay-jp4nv 3 года назад +1

      Probably disturbed but they get to be on TV so they'll manage

    • @Leo-K151
      @Leo-K151 3 года назад

      It doesn't mean he wasn't wearing anything , Maybe he was wearing shorts or something but Dave is good at this thing,lol he left something for your imagination.

  • @ddduh5158
    @ddduh5158 3 года назад

    Anyone else notice the pack of American Spirits in Daves shot for a min? Then see him react to it 3:48

  • @marztion7845
    @marztion7845 3 года назад

    His callbacks are the stuff of legends

  • @moniettebondu1195
    @moniettebondu1195 3 года назад

    Absolute perfection!🏆💪❤😅
    Mad love for Jimmy as well! "Taxi"!!!
    He and Queen Latifa... The BEST!!

  • @TransitProductions
    @TransitProductions 3 года назад +1

    So many people thought that ending was genius including us!

  • @giantsmilk2545
    @giantsmilk2545 3 года назад +3

    they shouldve played "wheel of opinions" bcuz the topics are random af and that wouldve been way funnier. the John Mulaney ep was the best imo

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 3 года назад

    I sing 1:05 every time to myself when I walk into my local Target