i think she shouldn't have done that. she should've been the better person and just say no to the whole recruiting thing. i don't care how much of a shit person he might be, ruining someones dream is not ok.
@@nielshoof9752 Same. My cousin wasn't a good person, he was emotionally and occasionally physically abusive to my younger cousins. He enlisted in the Marines and it completely changed who he is. He apologized to the point it was annoying and started doing his best by the rest of his family. Instead of possibly letting him become a better person. Even still, sexual assault is beyond understandable. If I was in her position, I would've contacted the recruiter right away. That could've saved the recruiter 2+ weeks of time and effort trying to get him enlisted. It's a long process on the recruiter's end, and she could've saved him the effort so he could start on another future marine.
@@thatredditor8036 Sexual assault, he won't stop. No way he needs military training. She should have pressed charges. He didn't deserve that dream of another chance. She is already the better person. He was a POS and the marines are supposed to be the best of the best. Your cousin was being an immature arse, but not an extreme abuser like this guy. This guy was FUBAR.
I think he wanted OP as a character reference because he didn't think he did anything wrong. In fact, he probably thought that was "the least" she could do for him. He didn't realize he had hurt her, in his mind it was all justified.
You've gotta be a special kinda stupid to take pics or video of it in the first place. All that does is give the cops concrete evidence of it, giving the person no way to make up some sort of alibi
You really gotta be a special kind of stupid to be beaten the fuck down, blocked and ignored for the better part of a year for doing said crime. Only to ask the victim to give you a "character reference."
Oh, he's been making our sales great, in one night he outsold anything which my staff have never done even once, but my sucky store manager who had never done anything said that he was stealing our phone even though the evidence is still in investigation. Let's fire him and surely he wouldn't go to our competitor next to us and making our store closed, right?
Tip: Don't fire your best salesperson when there's a competitor within the same building who knows who he is and that he's your best salesperson, and is also hiring.
pro-tip: Don't list your abuse victims as character references. Hmm, wait, on second thought if it means less abusers in positions of power ... NONO definately keep doing that. great idea.
Well dang, I was expecting that story about the thief being hired as a manager to go on further a bit. Would've liked to know that the thief really hurt their profits.
there's plenty of exits on the 401.... just... not many with a service station or a rest stop right at the exit... usually another 20 minutes at the minimum to a gas station or town.
are we talking about the most accident prone of the 400 series full of the majority idiot drivers in ontario? (the rest manage to make it up my way north of barrie)
@@cheallaigh I've passed aftermaths of accidents on that highway before, so this I can believe. Pretty sure it's only a matter of time before one of them gets that "bright" idea to do a U-turn... and gets "shocked" at the eventual result.
"If you loved me you would do this" I tried that once. When I was Six, and scared of a climactic scene in the movie theater and wanted to leave. He has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old
If there’s a lesson that is to be learned from this video, it’s to never sexually assault someone and then expect them to vouch for you when you try to get into the Marines or any other military team.
agreed, he could have asked ANYONE, but he chose the one person he abused, assaulted, and just hated him. That man is an idiot when it comes to common sense.
My guess was that he had burned his bridges with everyone else and was desperate. That's my only explanation. Never mind that he had burned his bridges with her
I love the idea of the VP of loss prevention sitting in a turning chair in a dark office, giggling about how cool it'll look when the thieving manager walks in and switches the light on
Ghost pepper isn't spicy AT ALL! Habaneros are way more spicy than ghost peppers, if you consider how much your mouth burns. However, Habanero only burns your tongue, ghost pepper doesn't do that too well. It burns your stomach instead, unlike Habanero. Trust me. I eat whole ghost peppers with every meal and it doesn't cut it for me. I know what I'm talking about.
@@emPIEror there are potatoes with even more efficiency than this dude. A potato can at least be useful in many ways. That abuser doesn't in a single way.
hed also probably continue his abusive ways on any woman he worked with while in the marines so OP probably saved someone's life and career by making sure he nevee started his.
He thought he could still manipulate the girl that’s why he chose her to be his character reference. Sadly, for him, those strings have already severed for a long time.
That spicy food thing reminded me for something my parents did in Tennessee, but there was four meals in there. The people that stole the food get botulism and food poisoning burning diarrhea because they grew the ghost pepper to close to the Carolina reapers. Did end well for the people or the receiving end. Edit: Ghost peppers are sort of hot even for me so someone with no heat tolerance would be drinking a lot of milk.
...Idk my limit, I just know that I can’t eat Cherry Bombs (hybrid pepper) or Soranos (Unsure if that’s the right spelling). Apparently I have a way weaker reaction than most people though.
So, I started using mustard on my hotdogs recently. I wanted something hot once so I added 2 Tbsp of 110,000 HU Cayenne powder to my hotdog. That is definitely my limit. A delicious, painful, but delicious limit. MMMmhhhh
8:15 Now even though i'm not a high ranking officer or something like that one of my main questions while being a poole (marine in training) what they do about sexual assault/abuse My sergeant said that they take that deal VERY strict and if any of that were to happen and is already a Marine they're have either dishonorable discharge or even jail. There was even another guy that i knew that my sergeant was asking me about since we went to the same school. The other guy? He was a bully, he'd make fun of my height, my race, and my gender. Safe to say i haven't seen that other guy in a long time.
Lmfao. My dad made a super spicy sandwich for a ex co worker that used to steal food from the fridge. He put whatever spicy stuff we had, tobasco sause, wasabi, spicy mustard, you name it, made it look all pretty with cold cuts and greens and such, the thing was picture worthy for a restaurant menu. The dude took the bait, clocked out for lunch and didnt come back that day. He quit that same week.
I tried a Ghost Pepper from my neighbor's garden last year. The heat wasn't so bad but my eyes was watering profusely and my nose wouldn't stop running. lol
*threatens someone to expose a crime the suspect himself did* *tries to join USMC* *asks victim to "help" him* *works at mcd's instead* *surprised pikachu face*
I guess the thief knew that one of the lunches were TOO 🌶🌶🌶 to handle 😂 R/ keep the good work and hope we get videos of R/nicegirls and hope you get to 5mil subscribers
Sometimes the stories are long and sometimes they are short and since I like listening to them I get sad after they're done. Still it's good to get to listen at all, thank you dude.
a friend of mine had a friend who always used to steal from her and me and once even exempted to steal my controller which I paid for I suffered from an extreme case of constipation and happily put the laxatives in that one friends drink after she was done confronted her and told her what we did she didn't touch our crap again
That first story was awesome! My high school bf of 3 years broke up with me and said he was interested in someone else. He broke up with me on Christmas. Many months later he was telling me how he’s been cheated on by every girl he’s dated and tried to get back together with me. I obviously said no. It seems what goes around comes around.
My husband is a marine... the thought of that guy joining makes me feel so sick as my husband is so amazing and his friends are some of the best guys I've ever met! The marines are the one branch I feel take things like that seriously, and I'm so glad!
@@GalenMarekOfficial If somebody is stealing my lunch, and i know their doing it, im sure as hell going to spike it. At that point, its their own fault for eating something they dont know the ingredients of
@@GalenMarekOfficial If someone has a peanut allergy, they have no way of knowing if the food they're stealing has peanuts or came in contact with nuts while being made at the persons house.
Imagine firing a faithful employee of 25 years over $3. Imagine hearing about this and thinking the employee got what they deserved. Seriously, I dont need to know where they worked to know that they could probably lose a TV every day and still be making a corporate profit. Those $3 dollars to corporate are like pennies to us. Imagine ruining someone's life over penies.
Oh, workplace food theft is far more common than some people may think...I've witnessed some lovely, petty revenge myself! Two of which have made it to YT video, LOL!!!
We finally caught the lunch thief in my office. Since we were on the 12th floor we thought it must be someone who worked in the building. Wrong! He was a stranger in a suit rummaging through our refrigerator. He took off into the stairwell. Someone quick called down to the concierge and had him stopped. This guy's life was dressing up and stealing lunches! Unbelievable!
When you realize the person your about to hire is a thief who will replace you but also will be unsupervised for 5 days a week: *[Laughs in sithlord ]* When you get tired of s coworker stealing your food, so you trick them into eating ghost chili peppers: *[Laughs in sithlord]*
A co-worker was stealing other peoples lunches. Me and 3 others frequently had meetings where we shared dishes based on foreign recipes (we love spicy foods, and all former chefs) and got tired of having our lunches stolen. In compliance with company policy we booked the meeting room and decided to host one of our meetings there after work... guess what... we decided to hold a "the spiciest foods we could find" meeting there.. (This is outlined in the booking schedule..) We did store our foods (clearly marked with name... and the text "extremely spicy!" written on it)... Do note... and i can not stress this highly enough.... that we LOVE SPICY foods.... and what we consider "drinking milk" is often considered "to spicy" for most others... We got called in to our boss office and asked about "attempting to poison the receptionist" (the very same person who approved of our booking of the meeting area [konferens lokal) We had a laugh, our boss got confused and after an explanation had a laugh.... and the idiot tried to sue the company... surprise and welcome to Sweden, she got fired and explained to that even if she would have won, she would most likely have received pocket change...
The ghost pepper incident reminds me of something that happened to me in highschool. I had gotten a Carolina reaper plant at Easter the previous year, and by the time of the incident it had produced about 6 peppers. I told someone at school about my plant, and he said I was lying. He told the whole class how I was, and dared me to bring one in to class, and said (in front of eyeryone) that if I brought a pepper into class, he would eat it. So, I then proceeded to bag up a pepper at home. When I brought it in, he backed down
Wishing rslash a happy birthday early : small brain Wishing rslash a happy birthday on his birthday: medium brain Wishing rslash a happy birthday every day in the comments of a video until his birthday: BIG BRAIN HAPPY FLIPPIN BIRTHDAY RSLASH. WE LOVE YOU MAN💯💯💖
i love your voice, its so calming and nice to listen to. Ive fallen asleep so many times listening to your videos! xD NOT because its boring, just because its such a calming voice c:
OP should have threatened to take that jackass to court. Threatening to expose embarrassing pictures is Blackmail and is a federal crime, that’s punishable by 10 years in federal prison. Sure she’ll probably wind up exposing the shame in court but that shame is nothing compared to federal prison for him. If I were OP I’d also sue that a-hole for sexual assault which also has jail time as a punishment.
My oldest kid had a bully at school that kept trying to steal his lunch or lunch money. (Seriously, this was only ten years ago, not forty). So my son started bringing his dad's chili to school. Yes...hubby makes his chili with multiple peppers,including habaneros. When this bully came around again, my son smiled and said, "Go ahead. I dare you." One sniff, and the kid left him alone from then on.
I actually had a good friend who kept having their homemade cupcakes stolen from the school fridge on the day of the school bake sales, so guess what they did? Put a crap ton of cinnamon and chili powder into the red velvet cupcake batter, so no one could tell (or had a tough time being able to tell).
Wait, I found better lyrics He had it coming, He had it coming He took a flower in its prime And then used it, and he abused it It was a murder, but not a crime
...What kind of HR is like "Yes, we'd rather illegally fire this person because of their lunch that was stolen by this person and risk getting sued than fire the thief."
Im gonna call the OP in the food thief story Ghost Spiker, alright? Food thief: Im gonna steal everybody's lunches, and nobody can stop me! Ghost spiker: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Wait a second, since when does the Marines ask for a character witness? Is that something that they implemented in the last 20 years since I've been in the military?
Feel you on that. My father was career military and my ex retired from the Navy about 7 years ago. We would ask newbies about their boot camp experience then inquire about the differences between basic and what the recruiter told them. WOW 😳 I have dropped my jaw once or twice .... but so far my favorite parts have been not wearing boots in boot camp and training time outs.
So I listen to another Reddit narrator that I won't name here, and I've heard essentially all of these stories before; I still watched the whole video because your storytelling ability brings these tales of vengeance to life in a way that makes it that much more satisfying.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
What would you do if you discovered your coworker was stealing your lunch?
Hello
Eat my lunch
I would eat it before he could get it.
GOLDERU EXPERIENCU REQUIEMU
Put something in it the next day
Jack: “I’m joining the Marines, can you be a Character Reference for me?”
OP: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Literally in this case.
i think she shouldn't have done that. she should've been the better person and just say no to the whole recruiting thing. i don't care how much of a shit person he might be, ruining someones dream is not ok.
@@nielshoof9752 Same. My cousin wasn't a good person, he was emotionally and occasionally physically abusive to my younger cousins. He enlisted in the Marines and it completely changed who he is. He apologized to the point it was annoying and started doing his best by the rest of his family. Instead of possibly letting him become a better person. Even still, sexual assault is beyond understandable. If I was in her position, I would've contacted the recruiter right away. That could've saved the recruiter 2+ weeks of time and effort trying to get him enlisted. It's a long process on the recruiter's end, and she could've saved him the effort so he could start on another future marine.
@@thatredditor8036 Sexual assault, he won't stop. No way he needs military training. She should have pressed charges. He didn't deserve that dream of another chance. She is already the better person. He was a POS and the marines are supposed to be the best of the best. Your cousin was being an immature arse, but not an extreme abuser like this guy. This guy was FUBAR.
*I’m about to end this man’s whole career before it even started.
Serves that store right to have the thief as the new manager unsupervised if they're going to be like that
Karma at its finest.
I think he wanted OP as a character reference because he didn't think he did anything wrong. In fact, he probably thought that was "the least" she could do for him. He didn't realize he had hurt her, in his mind it was all justified.
She owed him! It was the least she could do! **ppppppghhhhfdsddbllllst**
@@Nortarachanges I couldn't believe that I just read that sentence in Rslash's Karen voice
Abusers dont see themselves as abusers. They literally think they are amazing. Its crazy
Narcissistic
Not necessarily, I used to be and I thought I was fucking disgusting. I eventually stopped after I put myself through enough mental pain
@@source2105 You were one of the one's with a goid heart deep down. Rare nowadays
Robert Pascarell I am glad to hear that. I hope you have since apologized to those you abused and caused pain to.
@Brad Viviviyal yep
You gotta be a special kind of stupid to threaten publishing pictures of a crime you committed...
You've gotta be a special kinda stupid to take pics or video of it in the first place. All that does is give the cops concrete evidence of it, giving the person no way to make up some sort of alibi
You really gotta be a special kind of stupid to be beaten the fuck down, blocked and ignored for the better part of a year for doing said crime. Only to ask the victim to give you a "character reference."
But sadly it works more often than you'd think
Couldn't the guy be in prison for having pics of a minor?
I mean she got her mate to delete the evidence so i guess shes stupid as well
“This guy had it coming”
He only has himself to blame
If you had been there
If you had seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
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I’m so confused about this comment thread
I will otam Your tone Watch Chicago, or better yet, search up “Cell Block Tango (He Had It Coming)”
Pretty convenient that right as that manager wanted Bob gone, someone robbed the store and presented the perfect opportunity to get Bob fired.
Oh, how convenience is so common.
Oh, he's been making our sales great, in one night he outsold anything which my staff have never done even once, but my sucky store manager who had never done anything said that he was stealing our phone even though the evidence is still in investigation. Let's fire him and surely he wouldn't go to our competitor next to us and making our store closed, right?
Tip: Don't fire your best salesperson when there's a competitor within the same building who knows who he is and that he's your best salesperson, and is also hiring.
That store pretty much walked into it's end
“They think I’m hiring my own replacement without me knowing it so I hired the thief”
Brilliant!
Yeah, that thief is gonna' have a hayday with all the stuff they can steal since they are unsupervised.
pro-tip:
Don't list your abuse victims as character references.
Hmm, wait, on second thought if it means less abusers in positions of power ...
NONO definately keep doing that. great idea.
Paranoia and Narcissism ... what a wonderful combination for a marine.
That girl did the nation a favour!
Sadly doesn't disqualify him from law enforcement.
Well dang, I was expecting that story about the thief being hired as a manager to go on further a bit. Would've liked to know that the thief really hurt their profits.
"There's a stretch of highway called the 401...."
That's the moment I started laughing and KNEW this guy was screwed
there's plenty of exits on the 401.... just... not many with a service station or a rest stop right at the exit... usually another 20 minutes at the minimum to a gas station or town.
are we talking about the most accident prone of the 400 series full of the majority idiot drivers in ontario? (the rest manage to make it up my way north of barrie)
@@cheallaigh I've passed aftermaths of accidents on that highway before, so this I can believe. Pretty sure it's only a matter of time before one of them gets that "bright" idea to do a U-turn... and gets "shocked" at the eventual result.
I've gone on that same highway myself with my family, and it's always crazy busy
@@cheallaigh Howdy neighbour! I am also North of Barrie
"The dude that got hired not too long ago is too successful, better fire him to save our asses"
The dude "I'm about to end these mans whole career"
More like "I'm gonna end this whole store"
"If you loved me you would do this" I tried that once. When I was Six, and scared of a climactic scene in the movie theater and wanted to leave. He has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old
If there’s a lesson that is to be learned from this video, it’s to never sexually assault someone and then expect them to vouch for you when you try to get into the Marines or any other military team.
or just never assault anyone regardless
I think the lesson is don't sexually assault someone and then ask them for any favors. Bit less specific.
@Squad 47 no shit sherlock. We can at least still have fun with it.
the REAL lesson in this video is to not be stupid and stay in an abusive relationship long enough to get assaullted
@@MythicBeanProductions Blaming the victim... Classy
Lol that guy in the second story was just asking to be screwed over by asking her.
agreed, he could have asked ANYONE, but he chose the one person he abused, assaulted, and just hated him. That man is an idiot when it comes to common sense.
My guess was that he had burned his bridges with everyone else and was desperate. That's my only explanation. Never mind that he had burned his bridges with her
@@ashfan1624 maybe she actually was the person that got treated best by him...
Maybe he counted on her being nice and "moving on?" A freaking idiot either way, tbh
Da hell is that profile pic?
Jack: can you be a character reference?
Op: *Im gonna do what’s considered what’s called a gamer moment*
I love the idea of the VP of loss prevention sitting in a turning chair in a dark office, giggling about how cool it'll look when the thieving manager walks in and switches the light on
Ohhh that’s spicy 🌶 he must have drank two jugs of milk. And his mouth still was on fire.
I think you mean gasoline painted milk
SHADOWDRAGON I eat jalapeños but this is a ghost pepper
Ghost pepper isn't spicy AT ALL! Habaneros are way more spicy than ghost peppers, if you consider how much your mouth burns. However, Habanero only burns your tongue, ghost pepper doesn't do that too well. It burns your stomach instead, unlike Habanero.
Trust me. I eat whole ghost peppers with every meal and it doesn't cut it for me. I know what I'm talking about.
Mr. Dionto Ahmed ok
@@mr.diontoahmed1134 want to know something even more spicy than peppers heroin
"IM SUEING YOU FOR POISONING ME BECAUSE THE FOOD I STOLE FROM YOU WAS SPICY" sorry for bad english
I think your English is perfect 👍😊
You did great
Its perfect
Your English is great.
I am totally keeping some means of recording on hand in case something like this ever comes up!
Also yeah, that's very decent English.
Bro that guy who wanted to be in the marines would literally be the the guy with 'all brawns no brains' with the IQ of a vegetable
Sounds like my former step brother, but more neanderthalic and less just dumb.
There's brocoli with more brain than that dude
@@emPIEror there are potatoes with even more efficiency than this dude. A potato can at least be useful in many ways. That abuser doesn't in a single way.
hed also probably continue his abusive ways on any woman he worked with while in the marines so OP probably saved someone's life and career by making sure he nevee started his.
Haven't you heard? Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
He thought he could still manipulate the girl that’s why he chose her to be his character reference. Sadly, for him, those strings have already severed for a long time.
Jack: I need YOU to give me a character reference
OP: Hold my beer!
rSlash is on *fire* , he has a *burning* desire to show us the most *spicy* stories from reddit's *hot* posts
I am not sorry at all
S T O P
@@josephochoa9861 woah there, what? you don't like *hot* puns? don't get *red* in the face!
@@enderteimant you have violated the law,pay the court or serve your sentence!
Joseph Ochoa yeah man, why you gettin so *heated* are these puns to *fiya* for ya?
That spicy food thing reminded me for something my parents did in Tennessee, but there was four meals in there. The people that stole the food get botulism and food poisoning burning diarrhea because they grew the ghost pepper to close to the Carolina reapers. Did end well for the people or the receiving end.
Edit: Ghost peppers are sort of hot even for me so someone with no heat tolerance would be drinking a lot of milk.
So the peppers were basically Carolina Ghosts then?
red habanero is the limit for me i can tolerate eating. ghost peppers are hell. and carolina reapers.... good night
...Idk my limit, I just know that I can’t eat Cherry Bombs (hybrid pepper) or Soranos (Unsure if that’s the right spelling). Apparently I have a way weaker reaction than most people though.
So, I started using mustard on my hotdogs recently.
I wanted something hot once so I added 2 Tbsp of 110,000 HU Cayenne powder to my hotdog. That is definitely my limit. A delicious, painful, but delicious limit. MMMmhhhh
My limit are labuyo chilis or the lower end of habaneros. Pretty delish tbh
*I got Mood Poisoning*
Must be something I hate
Duchi goddamnit
Me much am confuseled?
I saw you in another comment section a few days ago lol
You have expanded my vocabulary
I am amazed 😱
8:15 Now even though i'm not a high ranking officer or something like that
one of my main questions while being a poole (marine in training) what they do about sexual assault/abuse
My sergeant said that they take that deal VERY strict and if any of that were to happen and is already a Marine they're have either dishonorable discharge or even jail.
There was even another guy that i knew that my sergeant was asking me about since we went to the same school.
The other guy? He was a bully, he'd make fun of my height, my race, and my gender.
Safe to say i haven't seen that other guy in a long time.
This whole video is pretty much, “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”.
These stories make me feel happy inside
Lmfao. My dad made a super spicy sandwich for a ex co worker that used to steal food from the fridge. He put whatever spicy stuff we had, tobasco sause, wasabi, spicy mustard, you name it, made it look all pretty with cold cuts and greens and such, the thing was picture worthy for a restaurant menu. The dude took the bait, clocked out for lunch and didnt come back that day. He quit that same week.
I tried a Ghost Pepper from my neighbor's garden last year. The heat wasn't so bad but my eyes was watering profusely and my nose wouldn't stop running. lol
*threatens someone to expose a crime the suspect himself did*
*tries to join USMC*
*asks victim to "help" him*
*works at mcd's instead*
*surprised pikachu face*
I guess the thief knew that one of the lunches were TOO 🌶🌶🌶 to handle 😂
R/ keep the good work and hope we get videos of R/nicegirls and hope you get to 5mil subscribers
Moral of story
Don’t steal people’s lunch or you’ll be shitting out ghost peppers 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes the stories are long and sometimes they are short and since I like listening to them I get sad after they're done.
Still it's good to get to listen at all, thank you dude.
looks like that driver didnt make the next ONRoute in time hahahah
That last one is just incredible. Kudos to Bob
a friend of mine had a friend who always used to steal from her and me and once even exempted to steal my controller which I paid for
I suffered from an extreme case of constipation and happily put the laxatives in that one friends drink
after she was done confronted her and told her what we did she didn't touch our crap again
This is hilarious. I'm actually loss prevention live watching the cameras in my store right now while listening to this lol
That first story was awesome! My high school bf of 3 years broke up with me and said he was interested in someone else. He broke up with me on Christmas. Many months later he was telling me how he’s been cheated on by every girl he’s dated and tried to get back together with me. I obviously said no. It seems what goes around comes around.
“Hey man can you be my reference?”
“You stole my kidney but ok.”
There should be a subreddit call semipro revenge. Its like pro revenge, but not quite there
DepressedNDank it’s called rslash petty revenge and it’s hilarious
@@SarAhm-bb5vz I mean not really the same thing, but a good sub nonetheless
@@SarAhm-bb5vz in between petty and pro
@@DepressedAndDank So like, normal revenge?
It's called regular revenge
My husband is a marine... the thought of that guy joining makes me feel so sick as my husband is so amazing and his friends are some of the best guys I've ever met! The marines are the one branch I feel take things like that seriously, and I'm so glad!
I appreciate that you didn’t censor the words ‘abuse’ and ‘sexual assault’
Got a Frank's Red Hot (hot sauce) ad when clicking on this video.
Reminds me when I put laxative into my lunch for whoever kept taking it
Always good to give medication you dont know the sideeffects of to people you dont know the allergies & health conditions of! Big brain time :)
@@GalenMarekOfficial If somebody is stealing my lunch, and i know their doing it, im sure as hell going to spike it. At that point, its their own fault for eating something they dont know the ingredients of
@@GalenMarekOfficial Always good to steal lunch when you have allergies or a health condition ... Small brain time :)
@@GalenMarekOfficial that's called consequences if you're going to be a thief
@@GalenMarekOfficial If someone has a peanut allergy, they have no way of knowing if the food they're stealing has peanuts or came in contact with nuts while being made at the persons house.
I like how you're the only channel to actually post links to the stories so we can read any updates or comments.
I’m glad the op got out of that relationship I hope they are ok now. I’ve gone through something like that just manipulation it’s horrible.
As a Sergeant in the Marines, I completely agree with the recruiter. We don't need that here
Never been this early. Good morning, afternoon, or evening youtubers and r slash.
Imagine firing a faithful employee of 25 years over $3. Imagine hearing about this and thinking the employee got what they deserved. Seriously, I dont need to know where they worked to know that they could probably lose a TV every day and still be making a corporate profit. Those $3 dollars to corporate are like pennies to us. Imagine ruining someone's life over penies.
Aye! I live by the 401! Yeah, exits can be like 7 mins apart, even going >100km/h
That loss prevention thing would have been so amazing if the VP had an open bag of M&Ms on the desk.
Oh, workplace food theft is far more common than some people may think...I've witnessed some lovely, petty revenge myself! Two of which have made it to YT video, LOL!!!
We finally caught the lunch thief in my office. Since we were on the 12th floor we thought it must be someone who worked in the building. Wrong! He was a stranger in a suit rummaging through our refrigerator. He took off into the stairwell. Someone quick called down to the concierge and had him stopped. This guy's life was dressing up and stealing lunches! Unbelievable!
When you realize the person your about to hire is a thief who will replace you but also will be unsupervised for 5 days a week: *[Laughs in sithlord
]*
When you get tired of s coworker stealing your food, so you trick them into eating ghost chili peppers: *[Laughs in sithlord]*
If prorevenge us laughing in sithlord, is nuclear revenge laughing in highground?
@@lpfan4491 ooooo, I didnt think of that
Ah...Man, these stories we're SO Enjoyable! Every last one of them.
You just gotta be amazed at him running 10 miles straight just to guilt trip someone
That last story was masterful!!
nobody:
Me: clicks on video
R/: SEXUAL ASSAULT ABUSER EATS A GHOST PEPPER
This is amazing
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That story from the girl about her ex trying to get into the Marines.. until the very end I was 100% convinced this girl was a secret ex of Onision.
13:33 The guy who swiped the lu( brakes to commercial)nch.
Lol
The ending story is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. "Get me fired will ya? Well I'll get your whole store to close down"
Seriously can I get some of that chili? I love spicy food and hot sauces
I like them too, but I think I wohld not want that sauce because stuff like that is too spicy for me.
I love the puppybloopers🐶💕
I honestly think marine boy should have been sent to jail. It’s not like there are laws against that or anything...
If you can't prove it, court can't do anything. Because it could be made up
Tabris And even if you do proof if, the judge can just wave it off.
Like Brock Turner
@@starbird3939 no he did not. There was no dna, no traces of penetration=no basis for a rape conviction. He got convicted for sexual assault
Jack : I will join the Marines and serve my nation
OP : how about joining the local McD and serving hungry customers
Hey! I hope you have a good day!
Good luck on anything you have to do.
Thanks nugget, good luck with the nugget cave.
Nugget thanks nugget, how is the nugget cave going?
Can I have a nugget of friendship!
Thank you and same to you.
How's your arm?
A co-worker was stealing other peoples lunches.
Me and 3 others frequently had meetings where we shared dishes based on foreign recipes (we love spicy foods, and all former chefs) and got tired of having our lunches stolen.
In compliance with company policy we booked the meeting room and decided to host one of our meetings there after work... guess what... we decided to hold a "the spiciest foods we could find" meeting there.. (This is outlined in the booking schedule..)
We did store our foods (clearly marked with name... and the text "extremely spicy!" written on it)...
Do note... and i can not stress this highly enough.... that we LOVE SPICY foods.... and what we consider "drinking milk" is often considered "to spicy" for most others...
We got called in to our boss office and asked about "attempting to poison the receptionist" (the very same person who approved of our booking of the meeting area [konferens lokal)
We had a laugh, our boss got confused and after an explanation had a laugh.... and the idiot tried to sue the company... surprise and welcome to Sweden, she got fired and explained to that even if she would have won, she would most likely have received pocket change...
I got no words this is the first time I’ve been to a video freshly posted 😊
The last revenge was just pure genius. I love it!
The revenge in these posts are awesome!😂😂😂 Karma is a B**ch!
The ghost pepper incident reminds me of something that happened to me in highschool. I had gotten a Carolina reaper plant at Easter the previous year, and by the time of the incident it had produced about 6 peppers. I told someone at school about my plant, and he said I was lying. He told the whole class how I was, and dared me to bring one in to class, and said (in front of eyeryone) that if I brought a pepper into class, he would eat it. So, I then proceeded to bag up a pepper at home. When I brought it in, he backed down
College story. Same as in the office. You food gets stolen. So I bought a fridge cage for my food and it solved to problem.
Wait so ... can we talk about how that dude casually ate ghost pepper chili that sent his coworker to the doctors for lunch for DAYS?
Bro when ever someone blackmails you can call the police since that’s considered a threat.
I've binged all of r/sash's videos this past month 😂 just brilliant.
Wishing rslash a happy birthday early : small brain
Wishing rslash a happy birthday on his birthday: medium brain
Wishing rslash a happy birthday every day in the comments of a video until his birthday: BIG BRAIN
HAPPY FLIPPIN BIRTHDAY RSLASH. WE LOVE YOU MAN💯💯💖
i love your voice, its so calming and nice to listen to. Ive fallen asleep so many times listening to your videos! xD
NOT because its boring, just because its such a calming voice c:
7:15 missed out on using evidence that he photographed himself...
OP should have threatened to take that jackass to court. Threatening to expose embarrassing pictures is Blackmail and is a federal crime, that’s punishable by 10 years in federal prison. Sure she’ll probably wind up exposing the shame in court but that shame is nothing compared to federal prison for him. If I were OP I’d also sue that a-hole for sexual assault which also has jail time as a punishment.
Me when I beanos on my elementary School's bully's Grave:
My oldest kid had a bully at school that kept trying to steal his lunch or lunch money. (Seriously, this was only ten years ago, not forty). So my son started bringing his dad's chili to school. Yes...hubby makes his chili with multiple peppers,including habaneros. When this bully came around again, my son smiled and said, "Go ahead. I dare you." One sniff, and the kid left him alone from then on.
There are so many reddit reposts. I've heard a few of these more than once with slightly varied sentence structure/details
I actually had a good friend who kept having their homemade cupcakes stolen from the school fridge on the day of the school bake sales, so guess what they did? Put a crap ton of cinnamon and chili powder into the red velvet cupcake batter, so no one could tell (or had a tough time being able to tell).
Wait, I found better lyrics
He had it coming,
He had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then used it, and he abused it
It was a murder, but not a crime
Oh my god i remember when you just got 100k but just forgot you, thank god you’re in my recommendations again!
I put orange juice in the bowl before cereal
You are a new level of evil
eww orang juce
y no milk
I put mustard then bowl then milk(3 months old) then cereal
Is it legal to kill someone over a comment?
...What kind of HR is like "Yes, we'd rather illegally fire this person because of their lunch that was stolen by this person and risk getting sued than fire the thief."
Wait "ghost chili?!" I want to learn how to order that stuff
Im gonna call the OP in the food thief story Ghost Spiker, alright?
Food thief: Im gonna steal everybody's lunches, and nobody can stop me!
Ghost spiker: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
also i dinged that bell and like every vid of rslash i watch
Wait a second, since when does the Marines ask for a character witness? Is that something that they implemented in the last 20 years since I've been in the military?
Feel you on that. My father was career military and my ex retired from the Navy about 7 years ago. We would ask newbies about their boot camp experience then inquire about the differences between basic and what the recruiter told them. WOW 😳 I have dropped my jaw once or twice .... but so far my favorite parts have been not wearing boots in boot camp and training time outs.
Isn't this good?
Damn i remember when you had like 100 subs, still loving the videos!
Rslash : Successful and With Yugo
Me : I close the fridge slowly to see the light turn off
So I listen to another Reddit narrator that I won't name here, and I've heard essentially all of these stories before; I still watched the whole video because your storytelling ability brings these tales of vengeance to life in a way that makes it that much more satisfying.
90 likes and 2 views RUclips drunk again ps love the vid rslash
I hope those M&M's were dark chocolate. Nothing like being bitter about getting fired over bitter candy.
It's starting to sound like that snooty customer voice is becoming permanent.