I know this video is 12 years old but I gotta add that the Natchez is STILL one of my absolute favorites!!! I had sold my original 10 years ago and just last year , I found someone who sold me theirs . Mint Condition. Love this Bowie !!!! Time to break mine out again 🤠
In his age (Robert´s son), I always wanted to do stuff with knifes but never where allowed to. This boy is lucky to have a dad working in such a great company.
2:36 The slo-mo shots of Lynn Thompson cutting in his shirt and tie like a badass, tie swinging in the air is honestly the most epic thing I've seen in a long time!
I finally purchased a Natchez Bowie, brass and 01 steel. I am thoroughly impressed and well satisfied with this fine Cold Steel Bowie..... Until you have one these knives in your hand, you simply cannot appreciate how well these knives were designed! The balance and quickness of the blade in hand is exactly what CS tells you it is, fast and highly maneuverable....Light in the hand would be accurate. I have no intention of putting my personal Bowie through the rigorous tests that CS has, I believe that the question of durability has long been settled concerning this Bowie..... If you are sitting there and thinking about getting one, you will not be sorry for spending the money..... A Natchez Bowie is something to behold! I will have a leather sheath made for mine but appreciate the lasting durability of the Kydex sheath that came with this Bowie. Thanks Cold Steel! You have NEVER let me down..... Oh, and my Son's hand and a half Great Sword.... well, that thing is exactly what you said it was..... Combat Ready! Thank you for making great products that a guy can count on..... My next purchase is your Warrior Katana.....;)
These are some of the very best videos for a product out there. I have many of your products. Just ordered stuff today. Could not resist the cheap shot, polymer heads and that low priced rondel dagger. I'm old, disabled and walk with a cane. Have several of yours, and can testify that the ax cane will make a bully limp so badly he decides not to push old men around and be tough. Thank you.
Man, My Natchez was stolen. Damn shame. Was probably my all time favorite knife. Hope to get another one some day. Mine was a user, and it performed every bit as well as depicted here in this video. It had the absolute best penetration ability over any knife I have ever owned. Chopped with equal aplomb.
+Alek's parodies Right, there are a lot of companies that sell good knives and swords but the quality is almost the same. Cold Steel products are great but very expensive.
Marco Larrazabal me too first machete ever bought and still holding up after many years of abuse www.knifecenter.com/item/CS97AM18/cold-steel-97am18-latin-machete-polypropylene-handle
You can tell you guys really liked this thing because of how many clips you have. I feel like whenever you have free time over there, you take this blade and cut stuff up for fun.
Amazing performance and you know how good it is when the owner of cold steel says " that was fun! " with the same face as a kid in Christmas XD Great Job CS You guys Rock!
Best knife from Cold Steel hands down. Cuts through anything. Tried and tested,awesome confidence for the knife fighter. Thumbs up Mr.Thomson your knives are a tru inspiration.
Any sane boyfriend with a future and good head on his shoulders would turn tail and run if his girlfriend's father was some psycho policing her pussy. Fuck off, weirdo.
Lynn, you have the best job in the world. All ive been doing the last 6 months is study knives/steels/grips/designs/engineering. I would do anything to work for cold steel.
During a ice storm at 3am a guy tried to strong arm me into giving him a ride.. I refused and couldn't if I wanted to as I take the Metro, he had a zip tie dangling from his wrist which raised all kinds of terrifying questions to me. He grabbed me by neck, I pulled it and put it to his abdomen and applied a restrictive amount of pressure.. not stabbing him but I'm sure he felt it. He let go, threw some item's at me and ran out. It scared the shit out of me. I just remember his eye's getting very wide as he looked down and saw the blade and I'm sure that's what dissuaded him.
Awesome blades, awesome company, awesome kid. I don't agree with everything you stand for Mr. Thompson, but you have built one hell of an organization. My hat's off to you and yours. You've got a customer.
for a meat lover like me working in coldsteel would be my dream job! i can only imagine how their company barbecue plays out plus they have a chance to test out new knives and swords...... damn you coldsteel!
+Awesome One Yeah i agree. Counting machetes, hawks,fixed blades and folders i have 25+ Cold Steel products, i WANT a Natchez but that cable tang is a deal breaker for me. Lyn and CS please make a full-length-tang version of this knife!
***** that is nice, even one has their own preferences in mantra thing especially knives, but cable tang aren't as popular as full or other tangs, as a matter of fact the only 2 knive that know have those tangs are the Natchez & Laredo knives there may be many others but they are the only 2 I've none of. Nothing new in the knife world as they are probably extremely well made. I just like full or as close to full tang as possible. You own a knife that many people really value.
The tables are most likely heavily reinforced to prevent breakage and the tops are most likely made of something comparable to compressed wood. I have a walking staff made of the stuff. Think three inches of oak compressed to one inch and filled with a tough synthetic filler. Weather proof and I'm not going to break it but kind of heavy.
I think they just don't understand that this "fat man" is Lynn Thompson, the CS president, and other CS guys and in real fight they could easily kick trolls' asses :D
now thats a knife!!! ive had alot of problems with some of ur products such as the gi tanto and the magnum kukri machete but ive also had alot of praise for the more expensive knives ive purchased from you guys. it may be expensive but if you can afford it then its definetly the way to go
The animal is already dead. It doesn't care at this point. It all goes to charity too. Everyone relax. People eat burgers and bacon all the time. It's no different.
The fact that only the Bowie Machete and the 1917 Frontier Bowie are full tang makes me sad. What a waste of money this is if it doesn't have a full tang.
Foxhole Atheist Yes. The tang is extremely important. It's obviously a tough knife. The problem is durability. This knife won't hold up to a lot of abuse over time. Unlike Ontario's Bowie's, Becker Bowie, and Cold Steel's own Bowie Machete and 1917 Frontier Bowie, this is a blade attached to a handle rather than a handle attached to a blade and metal to put the handle on. A piece of steel is less likely to break than a piece of steel attached to something. Why else is a full tang a necessity for swords? I mean c'mon, tang is one of the most important parts of a knife too by extension, since people use knives for actual tasks, unlike swords.
A full tang isn't really a necessity for swords, is it? I will definitely support the notion that a full tang on a chopper is the best way to make sure it will never, ever break. Also i wouldn't say this is an "impeccable" knife, but it is hefty, and will probably get the job done.
This is such an old video that I highly doubt I'll get a reply, but why did they stop making this? I have one and I want to know what's wrong with it before I take it to the field.
I am buying all types of knives for 30 years bought my first cold steel two years ago . BEST blade i ever bought have to save for this bowie and their tai pan. great sharp blades.
MAN! I want one of these so bad. I wish I could afford it. Maybe soon......also just want to say you guys rock, and your products are awesome, and I love how you respond to the pricks/trollers. Makes me like you guys that much more.
You guys make pretty awesome stuff. Also, since I carry these in the woods for critter defense it's reassuring to see what they can do if I ever needed to. You need to make a USA made blade though!
I have one just like this in VG1. Unbelievable the speed of change ups that would literally blow limbs off with ease. Nobody sane would approach you to mess with unless they have a gun otherwise go on with your day.
cold steel makes the best knifes around. they are well made and tough. to any who read this comment,if you want the finest blades,you must go with cold steel. 10 out of 10 in my book...
your knives are so hardcore. ive bought your whole machete and tomahawk line, and a few folding knives, and im SO pleased with the quality. nice as always C.S
Hi, I'm looking to buy this beautiful knife and have been doing some research on it. The only complaint that seems to come up is the handle/tang construction. Many strongly argue that the cable method is solid, but others don't seem to like it. Would you mind giving a quick explanation of the strengths and weaknesses of the method and why it was chosen. Balance issues aside, is it as strong as a full tang? I am COMPLETELY sold on the knife otherwise. Great job!
Looks like I will be going with the XL Talwar, I currently EDC the XL Vaquero (serrated) but like the looks of the Talwar, that thing is a beast! I would love to carry the 6" Hold Out but unfortunately where I live (Texas) that would be considered over the legal limit. Anyways, thanks for your input and wonderful knives. - Mason
Have been checking Lamnia in Finland for a year now,waiting and waiting,but they never come. It says next mont they will show upp,but it is the same every mont. What is happening,i want it so bad. I allready have the Trailmaster and the Laredo bowie,but not the Natchez bowie.
Soooo....can there be a natchez jr? You know something scaled down a little may be a seven or 8 inch blade with the guard and handle scaled down to match. someone with a smaller build might not be able to use it like me. Plus I think it would just be neat.
No... fuck you. No one is going to tailor an awesome knife for your pathetic frame. If these were truly manly times you would have died at the hands of a manly sized individual by now anyways. Just stay curled up in your closet under the stairs where you belong. You disgust me. A grown ass man asking for a junior version of something as badass as a bowie knife... You are an embarrassment. I bet you order the Happy Meal at McDonald's too and ask for it with no sauce so it doesn't get on your shirt. Yuck. I would also say that you try to ask the clerk at the drugstore for junior condoms but I highly doubt you even know what a vagina looks like anyways. And you certainly don't need a condom to fuck your own hand. Now that I think about it though... you should try to find some junior condoms... with how gross you undoubtedly are, your own hand could probably give you STD's. The only problem is you prolly already have every STD in the book, so your hand has it's work cut out. You must be the only person in history that has actually watched so much porn that you were able to contract STD's through your computer screen... Peace out asswipe. Catch me riding a pterodactyl-sized Bald Eagle while simultaneously playing Electric Guitar, shooting a fully automatic M4, firing fireworks out of my ass like it's the 4th of July, and fucking your mother from behind... all while being an appropriately sized hairy chested American man-badass. THANKS! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK YOU DWEEB!
@GasmaskProductionINC I agree it's a bit big for a "daily carry" knife here in the even suburban US today, but one thing Cold Steel does well is preserve history in modern, functional forms. The Bowie knife is of an era just prior to the first revolvers, it was the "small sword" of the common American. When you fired your pistol (or brace thereof) you were back to the pre-gunpowder era, the Bowie and tomahawk filled that niche for Americans.
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I know this video is 12 years old but I gotta add that the Natchez is STILL one of my absolute favorites!!!
I had sold my original 10 years ago and just last year , I found someone who sold me theirs .
Mint Condition.
Love this Bowie !!!!
Time to break mine out again 🤠
In his age (Robert´s son), I always wanted to do stuff with knifes but never where allowed to. This boy is lucky to have a dad working in such a great company.
2:36 The slo-mo shots of Lynn Thompson cutting in his shirt and tie like a badass, tie swinging in the air is honestly the most epic thing I've seen in a long time!
Now that's a knife!
-Croc Dundee.
Miller Bros.Blades !
Now THAT'S a knive ❗
So you're playing poker with your friends. Somebody asks you to cut the cards...............
iblockpuncheswithmyface ok
+*cuts cards* here
- the fuck have u done
An0nym0us
HaHaHa!
Alexander Zamani-Alaei I already have the war hammer. It's cool.
I finally purchased a Natchez Bowie, brass and 01 steel. I am thoroughly impressed and well satisfied with this fine Cold Steel Bowie..... Until you have one these knives in your hand, you simply cannot appreciate how well these knives were designed! The balance and quickness of the blade in hand is exactly what CS tells you it is, fast and highly maneuverable....Light in the hand would be accurate. I have no intention of putting my personal Bowie through the rigorous tests that CS has, I believe that the question of durability has long been settled concerning this Bowie..... If you are sitting there and thinking about getting one, you will not be sorry for spending the money..... A Natchez Bowie is something to behold! I will have a leather sheath made for mine but appreciate the lasting durability of the Kydex sheath that came with this Bowie. Thanks Cold Steel! You have NEVER let me down..... Oh, and my Son's hand and a half Great Sword.... well, that thing is exactly what you said it was..... Combat Ready! Thank you for making great products that a guy can count on..... My next purchase is your Warrior Katana.....;)
These are some of the very best videos for a product out there. I have many of your products. Just ordered stuff today. Could not resist the cheap shot, polymer heads and that low priced rondel dagger. I'm old, disabled and walk with a cane. Have several of yours, and can testify that the ax cane will make a bully limp so badly he decides not to push old men around and be tough. Thank you.
Man, My Natchez was stolen. Damn shame. Was probably my all time favorite knife. Hope to get another one some day. Mine was a user, and it performed every bit as well as depicted here in this video. It had the absolute best penetration ability over any knife I have ever owned. Chopped with equal aplomb.
so did you ever get that replacement?
Who steals a knife💀
@@yazdan7774 jealous people
@@stefthorman8548 now after a couple months i have experienced theft , so many thieves out there that steal everything.
Cold steel does it again! This is the only company that makes exciting knives....I have many Cold steel knives and this is going in my collection too!
+Alek's parodies Right, there are a lot of companies that sell good knives and swords but the quality is almost the same. Cold Steel products are great but very expensive.
+Marco Larrazabal there machetes are literally only 30 $
dude please, i have machete for almost 5 years,rough use, still Sharp and fully functional, 10$
Marco Larrazabal me too first machete ever bought and still holding up after many years of abuse
www.knifecenter.com/item/CS97AM18/cold-steel-97am18-latin-machete-polypropylene-handle
Lmao nah they are cheap ok knives
Look into microtech and heretic as well as up armored or dgk bladeco . High value knives great steels
What an absolute powerhouse. These videos never cease to amaze me.
I need this in my life.
You can tell you guys really liked this thing because of how many clips you have. I feel like whenever you have free time over there, you take this blade and cut stuff up for fun.
Amazing performance and you know how good it is when the owner of cold steel says " that was fun! " with the same face as a kid in Christmas XD Great Job CS You guys Rock!
Best knife from Cold Steel hands down. Cuts through anything. Tried and tested,awesome confidence for the knife fighter.
Thumbs up Mr.Thomson your knives are a tru inspiration.
When your daughter bring he boyfriend to meet u 1:43
Any sane boyfriend with a future and good head on his shoulders would turn tail and run if his girlfriend's father was some psycho policing her pussy.
Fuck off, weirdo.
@@spyguythesamurai huue incel flex right here
@@captain-pepper lmao
Lynn, you have the best job in the world. All ive been doing the last 6 months is study knives/steels/grips/designs/engineering. I would do anything to work for cold steel.
Fantastic knife. I got it, and I even ordered a second one just in case! Your products
are awesome!
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Have a run in with a roughian did ya?
During a ice storm at 3am a guy tried to strong arm me into giving him a ride.. I refused and couldn't if I wanted to as I take the Metro, he had a zip tie dangling from his wrist which raised all kinds of terrifying questions to me. He grabbed me by neck, I pulled it and put it to his abdomen and applied a restrictive amount of pressure.. not stabbing him but I'm sure he felt it. He let go, threw some item's at me and ran out. It scared the shit out of me. I just remember his eye's getting very wide as he looked down and saw the blade and I'm sure that's what dissuaded him.
Mikey Yates you have more control than me, I would’ve put his guts on the floor. Glad you made it out in one piece
3:18
Your son, if I'm not mistaken? :)
Awesome blades, awesome company, awesome kid. I don't agree with everything you stand for Mr. Thompson, but you have built one hell of an organization. My hat's off to you and yours. You've got a customer.
They must have one big friday BBQ from all the meat that they cut.
sir charles I think they donate it to charity
That poor phone book was the last survivor of a now-extinct species.
Very impressive. That's why I own many Cold Steel products.
for a meat lover like me working in coldsteel would be my dream job! i can only imagine how their company barbecue plays out plus they have a chance to test out new knives and swords...... damn you coldsteel!
This would make a badass chef's knife, lol.
I use it for that
thats a good idea. im always looking for a sharp knife in the kitchen and all mine suck. especially when i am trying to slice up brisket
gra22 should probably use serrated for brisket.
"Waiter why is their a finger in my chicken?"
gra22 It's just not going to be that sharp out of the box, just sharpen your knives man.
2:53 his head turned into a cherry!! 😂
I love watching the faces these guys make in the slo-mo.
Waching Cold Steel's videos re-assures me on how awesome they are! Can't wait to get my Cold Steel Kobun! :D
Can't wait for them 2 begin make the full tang version of this 1. It's a must.
Yeah at this price point it should have the best design full tang of all production blades, like the 1917 SC Bowie.
+Awesome One Yeah i agree. Counting machetes, hawks,fixed blades and folders i have 25+ Cold Steel products, i WANT a Natchez but that cable tang is a deal breaker for me. Lyn and CS please make a full-length-tang version of this knife!
***** that is nice, even one has their own preferences in mantra thing especially knives, but cable tang aren't as popular as full or other tangs, as a matter of fact the only 2 knive that know have those tangs are the Natchez & Laredo knives there may be many others but they are the only 2 I've none of. Nothing new in the knife world as they are probably extremely well made. I just like full or as close to full tang as possible. You own a knife that many people really value.
***** that's many thing, incorrect spelling.
***** yes this is a multi purpose blade, The Shanghai Shadow unique design I like it, and also inexpensive.
Everytime I watch a cold steel video it ALWAYS makes me hungry.
0:47 when you loose at Poker...
The tables are most likely heavily reinforced to prevent breakage and the tops are most likely made of something comparable to compressed wood. I have a walking staff made of the stuff. Think three inches of oak compressed to one inch and filled with a tough synthetic filler. Weather proof and I'm not going to break it but kind of heavy.
3:06 this kid XDDD
3:10 'So what did you do over the summer Timmy?'
Whats with you dudes talking about fat men. Only gay men judge other guys on their looks IJS
I think they just don't understand that this "fat man" is Lynn Thompson, the CS president, and other CS guys and in real fight they could easily kick trolls' asses :D
He is full of skill, not fat
in your next videos, could you perhaps show a few back-slashes, and grip switches to show the manoeuvrability of the knives?
I might tell my extreme knife collecting uncle about this he's been collecting ever since he was 12 and now he's 78
That chin tho
No one cares. P.S. you're disgusting.
Jeremian Lastly damn chill man
Whenever I watch these videos, I always feel as if I'm watching an end scene from "Apocalypse Now". Nice blade too!
try cutting fruit cake
the knife will die...
LOL
Impossible.
Unfair test lmao
now thats a knife!!! ive had alot of problems with some of ur products such as the gi tanto and the magnum kukri machete but ive also had alot of praise for the more expensive knives ive purchased from you guys. it may be expensive but if you can afford it then its definetly the way to go
Say no to homeworks 1:05😂😂
I can't stop watching these videos
No animals were hurt during making of this videos.
Cuz they are already dead xD
CORRECT!
Ash N The meat is donated to charity too.
Shut up you vegan
The animal is already dead. It doesn't care at this point. It all goes to charity too. Everyone relax. People eat burgers and bacon all the time. It's no different.
Love cold steel you guys make the best blades
"You know what I'm thinking"
"It's because you got no guts…😈"
Negan!!!!!!' I bought a Bowie knife because of him😂
This knife is a work of art. You really have to hold one to appreciate its beauty.
You guys make really inpressive knives,swords and etc
***** y u no make new videoz?
that is one of reasons why I love you guys, that and the fact you make awesome blades!
to be honest i feel like having steak right now!
I love your job, man. You're have experience about new products in your company. that's so sweet
0:43 Cut the cards
Lynn: 'That was fun!'
Y'all are really just a bunch of big kids during these videos. It's awesome.
The fact that only the Bowie Machete and the 1917 Frontier Bowie are full tang makes me sad. What a waste of money this is if it doesn't have a full tang.
Yes, because despite everything they cut with the knife; demonstrating what an impeccable knife it is, it is the TANG that turns you off to it.
Foxhole Atheist Yes. The tang is extremely important. It's obviously a tough knife. The problem is durability. This knife won't hold up to a lot of abuse over time. Unlike Ontario's Bowie's, Becker Bowie, and Cold Steel's own Bowie Machete and 1917 Frontier Bowie, this is a blade attached to a handle rather than a handle attached to a blade and metal to put the handle on. A piece of steel is less likely to break than a piece of steel attached to something. Why else is a full tang a necessity for swords? I mean c'mon, tang is one of the most important parts of a knife too by extension, since people use knives for actual tasks, unlike swords.
A full tang isn't really a necessity for swords, is it? I will definitely support the notion that a full tang on a chopper is the best way to make sure it will never, ever break.
Also i wouldn't say this is an "impeccable" knife, but it is hefty, and will probably get the job done.
Dafoodmaster Full Tang is a necessity. The blade will break off otherwise.
Robert Shepherd Don't swords use a hidden/full stick tang that's screwed or peened to the pommel?
That knife is incredible
are you guys are doing a great job with everything i love your guys channel keep em comeing plz
On my 3rd Natchez San Mai since they first came out ❤
1:25 - 4:25 name of this very good old school style metal band and song please.knife is very strong.
This is such an old video that I highly doubt I'll get a reply, but why did they stop making this? I have one and I want to know what's wrong with it before I take it to the field.
My reply is even older and I want to know why, too.
Holy shit, just realised this was my question 3 years ago and I replied to it, lol.
I am buying all types of knives for 30 years bought my first cold steel two years ago . BEST blade i ever bought have to save for this bowie and their tai pan. great sharp blades.
You Guys Are ALL SICK... I Love It !!!
MAN! I want one of these so bad. I wish I could afford it. Maybe soon......also just want to say you guys rock, and your products are awesome, and I love how you respond to the pricks/trollers. Makes me like you guys that much more.
HELLO! best bowie knife I have ever seen!!!
Moustache man looks so happy to chop things it makes me giggle!!! heehee
These videos always make me hungry.
i love how cold steel actually replies to the community in a timely fashion
Cold Steel really make some excellent cutting knives they're the best in the industry
You guys make pretty awesome stuff. Also, since I carry these in the woods for critter defense it's reassuring to see what they can do if I ever needed to. You need to make a USA made blade though!
I bet you guys have one hell of a blooper reel!
I have one just like this in VG1. Unbelievable the speed of change ups that would literally blow limbs off with ease. Nobody sane would approach you to mess with unless they have a gun otherwise go on with your day.
Really good knife. Seriously. Best bowie on the market.
The slow motion in these videos is much better than in the past.
0:47 time to play 104 card pick up.
cold steel makes the best knifes around.
they are well made and tough.
to any who read this comment,if you want the finest blades,you must go with cold steel.
10 out of 10 in my book...
this video is simply amazing
Thanks mate. Such a great response and excellent compelling argument you have there.
one of the best cold steel knives
MEAT IS ONE THING BUT WHEN IT CUTS WOOD THE WAY IT DOES, IT'S AMAZING.
are you ever going to post videos of the 2011 swords that you made like the British Cavalry sabre or the 1917 saber?
Ok these guys have too much fun at work
1:40 what is this instrumental ?
COME TO LONDON!!!
Such a blade! So far I have relied on CS to make the best bowies. Can't wait to get this one
Good work boys
God bless you and your familys
Where do these guys get this music.....catchy as hell......
your knives are so hardcore. ive bought your whole machete and tomahawk line, and a few folding knives, and im SO pleased with the quality. nice as always C.S
Probably never going to buy any of these, but damn, these videos are great entertainment
I've seen a lot of these videos and I must say.... That guy in the red shirt with the beard really knows his way with a blade
Hi, I'm looking to buy this beautiful knife and have been doing some research on it. The only complaint that seems to come up is the handle/tang construction. Many strongly argue that the cable method is solid, but others don't seem to like it. Would you mind giving a quick explanation of the strengths and weaknesses of the method and why it was chosen. Balance issues aside, is it as strong as a full tang? I am COMPLETELY sold on the knife otherwise. Great job!
They have an sk-5 version, awesome.
That Pig chopped in half was epic ! A++
Looks like I will be going with the XL Talwar, I currently EDC the XL Vaquero (serrated) but like the looks of the Talwar, that thing is a beast! I would love to carry the 6" Hold Out but unfortunately where I live (Texas) that would be considered over the legal limit. Anyways, thanks for your input and wonderful knives.
- Mason
Have been checking Lamnia in Finland for a year now,waiting and waiting,but they never come. It says next mont they will show upp,but it is the same every mont. What is happening,i want it so bad. I allready have the Trailmaster and the Laredo bowie,but not the Natchez bowie.
For some reason, whenever I watch any of Cold Steel's videos I get all giggly
Just ordered this knife. Its sopodts be here in 4-9 months. I really hope its worth it
Soooo....can there be a natchez jr? You know something scaled down a little may be a seven or 8 inch blade with the guard and handle scaled down to match. someone with a smaller build might not be able to use it like me. Plus I think it would just be neat.
+csknives I'll second that i would extremely interested in a scaled down version of this!!!
hhiimmddoo Would be sweet right! Glad someone else gets it.
+reptilianresearch How small are you? this knife can fit in an grown mans hand. You probably need to hit the weights more if this is heavy for you.
No... fuck you. No one is going to tailor an awesome knife for your pathetic frame. If these were truly manly times you would have died at the hands of a manly sized individual by now anyways. Just stay curled up in your closet under the stairs where you belong. You disgust me. A grown ass man asking for a junior version of something as badass as a bowie knife... You are an embarrassment. I bet you order the Happy Meal at McDonald's too and ask for it with no sauce so it doesn't get on your shirt. Yuck. I would also say that you try to ask the clerk at the drugstore for junior condoms but I highly doubt you even know what a vagina looks like anyways. And you certainly don't need a condom to fuck your own hand. Now that I think about it though... you should try to find some junior condoms... with how gross you undoubtedly are, your own hand could probably give you STD's. The only problem is you prolly already have every STD in the book, so your hand has it's work cut out. You must be the only person in history that has actually watched so much porn that you were able to contract STD's through your computer screen...
Peace out asswipe. Catch me riding a pterodactyl-sized Bald Eagle while simultaneously playing Electric Guitar, shooting a fully automatic M4, firing fireworks out of my ass like it's the 4th of July, and fucking your mother from behind... all while being an appropriately sized hairy chested American man-badass. THANKS! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK YOU DWEEB!
Wow...it can even go through a deck of cards awesome.
Love your knives. Truly weapons
I've always wanted to do a cold steel knife test do you think it would be possible at your testing area someday
@GasmaskProductionINC I agree it's a bit big for a "daily carry" knife here in the even suburban US today, but one thing Cold Steel does well is preserve history in modern, functional forms. The Bowie knife is of an era just prior to the first revolvers, it was the "small sword" of the common American. When you fired your pistol (or brace thereof) you were back to the pre-gunpowder era, the Bowie and tomahawk filled that niche for Americans.
I know that even though this bowie knife is intended as a "collectible" but will it tolerate part as a kind of a survival knife?