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  • Опубликовано: 13 мар 2018
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    Audiences and critics didn't enjoy Alice's second adventure, but Nostalgia Critic sees if it was better or worse than the first one. Let's take a look at Alice Through the Looking Glass.
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    Alice Through the Looking Glass is a 2016 American fantasy adventure film directed by James Bobin, written by Linda Woolverton and produced by Tim Burton, Joe Roth, Suzanne Todd, and Jennifer Todd.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  6 лет назад +952

    Disney Live-Action month continues!! What did everyone think of Alice Through the Looking Glass?
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    • @santarosa393
      @santarosa393 6 лет назад +22

      Pretty please review the Simpson's movie 2007

    • @jacques5525
      @jacques5525 6 лет назад +7

      Channel Awesome I can’t wait until you review the jungle book

    • @jamesdavis358
      @jamesdavis358 6 лет назад +4

      It sucks

    • @fletch7212
      @fletch7212 6 лет назад

      Channel Awesome do you still use stardust

    • @jamesdavis358
      @jamesdavis358 6 лет назад

      jebblottin92 you can

  • @LightningNerd
    @LightningNerd 6 лет назад +2678

    Actually, Time was a character in the books, though unseen. In one of the Mad Hatter's dialogues, he says that he once got in trouble with the Queen of Hearts, who proclaimed that he was killing the time. Time took this as a threat and altered time for the Hatter, making all the time tea-time. So yes, in the books, Hatter IS trapped in tea-time, though he enjoys it nonetheless.

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 6 лет назад +233

      Lightning Nerd thats...intresting...Man I've got to read the book sometime

    • @PhantomFandoms
      @PhantomFandoms 6 лет назад +141

      Yea but in here it’s one minute till tea time that Time traps them in so it makes them unable to do anything? I don’t know, this movies still pretty stupid.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 6 лет назад +73

      Well, Doug also didn't know Charlie Bucket's dad isn't dead in the book, so I'm kinda not surprised he missed that detail.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 6 лет назад +18

      +Lightning Nerd
      Is it redundant to say:"Everything you said sounds maddening?"

    • @chriswihulu
      @chriswihulu 6 лет назад +58

      Lightning Nerd the analysis we did in class, came back to how Lewis Carroll saw tea parties, as some unending spectacle. Time cursing, wasn't something that bothered them, because they loved tea parties, and one that didn't end, was actually quite enjoyable to them.

  • @WH40KHero
    @WH40KHero 6 лет назад +1603

    Simple solution for the entire premise:
    Have the hatter go actually mad over the loss of his family and have him attempt to time travel. Alice has to go after him, teaching him that he has to deal with his loss like everyone else.

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 6 лет назад +359

      Lagiacrus Oh... my god. You just wrote a better movie in like, two sentences. And since he is, indeed, the MAD Hatter, that would be keeping in character. How did you do that!?

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад +85

      I thought of exactly the same thing watching this review! It'd make so much more sense!

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 лет назад +80

      Lagiacrus congrats, you made a better movie

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 6 лет назад +72

      Lagiacrus Man, a shame the person who wrote the script for this movie didn't take the time to think of that....

    • @35bam
      @35bam 6 лет назад +37

      Can you please replace Linda Woolverton as the screen writer thanks

  • @emmajones2774
    @emmajones2774 5 лет назад +496

    “And I was in a mental institution-“
    “Well that I believe.”
    I laughed so much

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 лет назад +242

    I'm honestly surprised that Critic didn't mention that this was Alan Rickman's last film.

    • @antonmasters8626
      @antonmasters8626 3 года назад +49

      This movie was depressing enough how bad it was. Don't need to be reminded that it's a great actor's last work.

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 3 года назад +21

      @@antonmasters8626 Well, the first film released in 2010 was Michael Gough’s last role as well.

    • @firefox1578
      @firefox1578 Год назад +5

      He had a movie called “eye in the sky” costarring Helen mirren come about two months after this

    • @CornishCreamtea07
      @CornishCreamtea07 Год назад +5

      @@hunterolaughlin It's funny that people like to point that Depp and Bonham Carter have been in a lot of Tim Burton Films, but never mention Gough, who has been in five(Batman, Batman Returns, Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride and Alice)

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Год назад

      @@antonmasters8626 thank u

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 6 лет назад +872

    Alice: “Screw Time and possibly all reality! I have to save the Hatter!”
    Time: “But the Hatter will also die!”
    Alice: “I have to save the Hatter!”
    Our heroine, everyone.

    • @tfgc9315
      @tfgc9315 6 лет назад +46

      MQF II But it’s for the greater good, the Hatter was sad

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +26

      I misread "Hatter" as "Hitler" in that comment... o.o

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 6 лет назад +3

      The hatter was dying and Alice said to time when he was dying she would only use the chromosphere one more time.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 5 лет назад +2

      Cut her some slack, she was in a mental institution. We just humor her

    • @jameshalldorsson9695
      @jameshalldorsson9695 4 года назад +5

      Heroine having a Hallucination?
      Or am I having a Heroin hallucination?

  • @IdkWhoPixelIs
    @IdkWhoPixelIs 6 лет назад +1286

    Soldier: We are out numbered. Our country is doomed
    General: But the Hatter was sad.

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 лет назад +36

      Sounds about right

    • @madisyngolab330
      @madisyngolab330 5 лет назад +31

      We are outgunned (What), outmanned (what), outnumbered, outplanned!

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +9

      Madisyn Golab 🎵we gotta make an all out stand, but I’m gonna need a right hand man!🎶

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +8

      I’m imagining that in Doug’s voice XD

  • @AliceDontCareSnickerSnack
    @AliceDontCareSnickerSnack 5 лет назад +359

    6:46 In a deleted scene there was actually a reason for Alice to be so urgent in leaving. She had tackled the ginger guy in the party because he squashed the butterfly, and was running from the guards. That would have been better to include.

    • @umbrellacorporation9168
      @umbrellacorporation9168 4 года назад +26

      Nunya E. Bizznass's Edits Awww that butterfly died? I liked him

    • @emmacrooke807
      @emmacrooke807 3 года назад +45

      I'm guessing they decided not to add that scene due to the death of Alan Rickman

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 года назад +20

      @@emmacrooke807 probably, but still, it would have been cool to see

  • @theonewithnopowers
    @theonewithnopowers 5 лет назад +94

    "Give him some prozac, get him laid and watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Had me in stitches!

  • @IraNeff
    @IraNeff 6 лет назад +221

    Why couldn’t Alice go back to when The Hatter saw the thing that triggered his depression and just like move it

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 6 лет назад +15

      TIME PARADOX!!!

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 6 лет назад +23

      Keegan Stormblade But preventing his familys death to prevent his depression would also creat a paradox.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 лет назад +3

      Ira Neff good point 😆

    • @TheCobwebQueen
      @TheCobwebQueen 3 года назад +1

      Nasty Neff Because that would be too smart for Alice

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 года назад

      @@TheCobwebQueen but not for a raptor

  • @MrJackfaire
    @MrJackfaire 6 лет назад +687

    Underland was the original name Lewis Carroll used when he wrote the short story he later turned into the full book. He changed it to Wonderland later. It's one of the few times Tim Burton actually showed familiarity with the source material.

  • @emilierekdal5118
    @emilierekdal5118 2 года назад +125

    Moral of the story: The hatter is a severe Drama Queen who will go to the lengths of DYING to make you do as he wishes. Yup. That’s about right.

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 года назад +2

      BUT HE WAS SAAAAAD!!! 🤮🤮🤮
      (and he was an ugly-as-sin attention whore who had Alice ready to let Time die).

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 Год назад +5

      Might as well change his name to The Whiny Hatter.

    • @emilierekdal5118
      @emilierekdal5118 Год назад +3

      @@disneyvillainsfan1666 **Wheeze** Good one

  • @jalix9574
    @jalix9574 6 лет назад +366

    Oh you know, Wonderland! The land of parents being disappointed in their children, and where the monarchy has strict rules, and where hats are to conform to society, and where there is society in general, in fact! Don't you all remember!?!

    • @SaintCharlos
      @SaintCharlos 5 лет назад +27

      _For me (In my adaptation)... Wonderland does have a society, but it's completely different. It has little to no decency. Little to no laws, little to no rules, little to no boundaries. The most ridiculous dresses from the runways are casual wear there, the biomes are very different and unique, it has its own set of laws of physics, its own bizarre atmosphere, and the global monarchy (Rulers of Wonderland) contains the King and Queen of Hearts. Two bloodthirsty tyrants who let Wonderland be ruled by chaos and like to decapitate everyone they see._

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 лет назад +7

      Underland

    • @BerserkGoblin
      @BerserkGoblin 4 года назад +2

      I read that as Yonderland for a second 😂

  • @MrAkilleus
    @MrAkilleus 6 лет назад +361

    Wellp, given how "female hysteria" was treated in the victorian age, that mental institute scene could have become a bit.......... not Disney friendly...

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 6 лет назад +48

      I'm a bit disappointed over how far I had to scroll to find this comment and the fact that NC didn't bring up this fact.

    • @terig8974
      @terig8974 6 лет назад +44

      Given how female hysteria was treated in the Victorian age, I would be in no rush to leave.

    • @MrAkilleus
      @MrAkilleus 6 лет назад +9

      Teri G And niether would Alice. XD

    • @darkangel160
      @darkangel160 6 лет назад +46

      When I found out that the doctor was played by the Moriarty from BBC's Sherlock, I lost my shit laughing because a fangirl would stay and receive the "treatment"

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 6 лет назад +32

      A family picture

  • @CatLives9
    @CatLives9 6 лет назад +122

    When Sacha Baron Cohen acts way more subtle and lowkey than both Depp and Carter.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +5

      It helps that Time is also a better written character than both of them.

  • @mcalkis5771
    @mcalkis5771 6 лет назад +303

    Also, why is everyone whispering their lines? I could barely understand some of the actors.

    • @bellametallica
      @bellametallica 5 лет назад +33

      Yeah, I hate it when they do that in movies.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 года назад +13

      @@bellametallica Trying to be seductive and edgy, I fucking guess?

    • @uwumarii
      @uwumarii 4 года назад +11

      When I was young I thought whispering while talking was an american thing because I would always see that in movies lol guess not

    • @jesuis6068
      @jesuis6068 4 года назад +4

      Thank you ! I felt like I was alone in that case.

  • @ChandraMigina
    @ChandraMigina 6 лет назад +107

    So how come she had no money being a merchant and traveling around the world (wasn't that the whole reason to travel -> to make money). Why would no one tell Alice that in changing the past she would destroy the world (or similar to it), and how could the script justify that Alice realized she can't change the past and still tried doing it ....?

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 6 лет назад +175

    5:52 Chinese culture was considered exotic and interesting back during the British Empire. Alice would have spent most of that night having people admiring her dress and request to buy it.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 6 лет назад +24

      Doesn't change the fact it's ugly as sin.

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 6 лет назад +49

      Igorowan maybe by modern standards but back then, she'd have others swooning over that dress

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 лет назад +22

      Tavern Burner, Yeah taken into account she has been to places we were “visiting” I think most would overlook her unladylike attitude and want to hear about what she has seen.

    • @tavernburner3066
      @tavernburner3066 6 лет назад +17

      Paladin Boyd it's like if we were shunning a austronaught wearing clothes from an alien civilization.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 лет назад +6

      Tavern Burner, Yeah. It makes no sense.

  • @thegayhare
    @thegayhare 6 лет назад +189

    Actually, the point with Time making it 1 minute to tea time is kinda in the books.
    Hatter felt he had offended time somehow and thus the Whole tea party was trapped at 1 minute to tea time for eternity. But that was part of hatters madness in the book and alices appearance changed nothing

    • @TheQuietTyper
      @TheQuietTyper 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but I would have sworn the Hatter was being punished for killing time.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 6 лет назад +10

      RoseLaflesh If I recall correctly, the Queen of Hearts called for the Mad Hatter to be executed for “killing the time”. Time, out of respect to the Hatter, stopped herself permanently at teatime.

    • @dragoncatoverload
      @dragoncatoverload 6 лет назад +4

      From the book
      “We quarreled last March...it was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts, and I had to sing...Well I’d hardly finished the first verse....when the Queen bawled out ‘He’s murdering time!’ Off with his head!’...and ever since that....he wo’n’t do a thing I ask! It’s always six o’clock now”
      The ....are where I cut out some side comments to streamline things.
      But yeah time got pissed at the hater and made it so it’s always tea time for him.
      Also I question how many people actually got beheaded on a regular basis as it was super easy for Alice to save the gardeners who painted the roses red in the book by hiding them. And several other characters who are supposed to be beheaded don’t for some reason or another including at one point the King pardoning them. The Queen yelling off with their head is an empty threat that’s part of the madness of wonderland more than anything. (Disney showing the cards getting dragged off to be executed misses the point of this, probably to make the queen more of a threat.)

  • @pageachatter229
    @pageachatter229 6 лет назад +635

    Well, considering how they treated 'female hysteria' back then... let's just say that wouldn't have been very kid friendly.

    • @Lucy-nw4im
      @Lucy-nw4im 4 года назад +10

      Lisa Plambeck How?

    • @dimebag88m
      @dimebag88m 4 года назад +29

      @@Lucy-nw4im really you don't know?

    • @Lucy-nw4im
      @Lucy-nw4im 4 года назад +21

      dimebag88m Well I’ve got a sense of an idea based on undertones and you’re reluctance, but I’d appreciate if you’d expand? If it’s what I suspect, then you can just say that.

    • @dimebag88m
      @dimebag88m 4 года назад +29

      @@Lucy-nw4im I could say it two ways, the way by not saying it directly or just saying it. So: 1. It is using a thing which is nowadays smaller (or depending if you want it being bigger, it can be bigger) which women use for pleasure and 2. They used one kind of a vibrator back then

    • @Anastasia-bx1du
      @Anastasia-bx1du 4 года назад +22

      exactly what I thought when he said 'hysteria'. was looking for that comment

  • @matthewknapp1092
    @matthewknapp1092 6 лет назад +95

    I like how the psychiatrist in the mental ward is Moriarty from Sherlock. Ironic really....

  • @FenixFlame
    @FenixFlame 6 лет назад +1597

    This was *most unorthodox*

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 6 лет назад +593

    *The mental institution* seems like a reference to *the American McGee game.* The scenery on the roof is like an exact copy of one of the areas of the game.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 лет назад +128

      ai i, McGee version was better and would be a brilliant movie.

    • @TheSuperNyx
      @TheSuperNyx 6 лет назад +35

      Kinda wish he finished the Oz project

    • @JackA066
      @JackA066 6 лет назад +17

      speaking of mcgee

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 6 лет назад +76

      Well, Tamara is dressing up like American McGee's Alice

    • @HexaSwell
      @HexaSwell 6 лет назад +15

      I've wanted that for years and years but all we got was Disney's dull crap.

  • @GoldLove21
    @GoldLove21 6 лет назад +426

    You know what would have been a good movie? And 18 th century adventure movie about a older noble woman and her adventures teenage daughter travelling the high seas and seeing the wonders of the world. I would love to see that.

    • @JLynnEchelon
      @JLynnEchelon 5 лет назад +49

      I would see it. AS LONG AS Alice doesn't go to Wonderland. That place is boring with too many rules.

    • @marianaoliveira1928
      @marianaoliveira1928 3 года назад

      NOT ME AND MY FRIEND CREATING A COMIC WITH THIS PREMISE ABOUT ALICE AND HER TWIN DAUGHTERS I'M--
      Are you reading our minds? It certainly looks like it--

    • @mplwy
      @mplwy 2 года назад +4

      Alice In Wonderland is set in the 19th century, the 1800s. The 18th century was the 1700s. I know, it can be a little confusing.

  • @megajuanph11
    @megajuanph11 6 лет назад +88

    The thing that made me more pissed off was the fact that they began a war that lasted literally FOR YEARS.....just by a cookie

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 2 года назад +11

      You could say it's... MAD?
      No. It's just dumb.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 2 года назад +8

      Technically, the tarts debacle didn't start the war. The coronation was what started the war. The tarts thing started a childhood grudge, that grew into a lifetime of resentment and bitterness, which culminated in the events of the coronation. Add to that the fact that the Red Queen's deforming head injury probably had an effect on her brain, making her emotionally impaired and thus more anger-prone.
      Anything can sound ludicrous when you put the beginning and end points next to each other and treat them as the whole story. But the fact is, they're just Point A and Point B, and the journey between them is what makes up the story.
      When you think about it, these movies actually map out a fairly reasonable backstory for the Red Queen, and while that does go against the whole point of Wonderland being nonsensical and illogical, it is still a remarkable attempt to add a method to the madness.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 2 года назад +7

      I mean, getting upset over a Tart isn't exactly out of character for The Queen Of Hearts.

    • @megajuanph11
      @megajuanph11 2 года назад +3

      @@disneyvillainsfan1666 You can make an entire kingdom Hearths world based on a fight revolving a biscuit

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 Год назад +4

      I mean in our world we had a war over a tea kettle that lasted years

  • @cogdon6600
    @cogdon6600 6 лет назад +299

    "You look like Pennywise about to french me" hahahahaha I can't breathe

    • @SimplyAnime101
      @SimplyAnime101 6 лет назад +5

      Apparently there are people into that now.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 6 лет назад +3

      You can't breathe but you can type?

    • @whitewolf1310
      @whitewolf1310 6 лет назад +1

      "Kiss me fatboy!"

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 6 лет назад +1

      Don't you mean "Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Wa-ha!"?

  • @jacquelinecrozier6923
    @jacquelinecrozier6923 6 лет назад +58

    You could make the argument that Time (the character) isn't a bad guy - he's just trying to get the chronosphere back so he can stop the end of the world.

    • @generalstaal7075
      @generalstaal7075 4 года назад +7

      Time and everything involving him was my favorite thing about the movie.

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 года назад +5

      @@generalstaal7075 Time was probably the only thing I really loved about this movie - plus, he's a lot less godawful creepy-looking than the Hatter. I liked how he was revealed to be more of a good guy in the end who was just doing his job, and how he became friends with Alice. There was actually some character development there. I could see Burton getting Vincent Price to play Time if the movie had been made a couple of decades earlier.

  • @kingkorubi0317
    @kingkorubi0317 6 лет назад +634

    BUT THE HATTER WAS SAD!

    • @beajohnson3005
      @beajohnson3005 4 года назад +22

      Just get him to listen to some lofi hop and callit a day.

    • @dailygeek1334
      @dailygeek1334 4 года назад +24

      *BUT DUH HATTAH WAS SAAAAAAAAD!*

    • @mr.weirdlly1454
      @mr.weirdlly1454 4 года назад +7

      No one cares

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +4

      Boo fuckety hoo

    • @Tonabillity
      @Tonabillity 3 года назад +4

      Not as sad as I was after witnessing this monstrosity.
      I’ve tried 5 times to make it past 10 minutes.
      I give up🙄😩

  • @rhettdilley
    @rhettdilley 6 лет назад +201

    “What’s that? Why yes, I’d love to play football with you. *GASP* Except I don’t have my tux!”
    My sides hurt

    • @l0r3st0
      @l0r3st0 5 лет назад +5

      Rhett Dilley Reminiscent of the movie, "The Room," where the men wore tuxedos or suits while playing football pass.

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 5 лет назад

      @@l0r3st0 no fucking shit

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 5 лет назад +1

      @@l0r3st0
      Thanks for telling us the fucking obvious...

    • @papachewie1280
      @papachewie1280 4 года назад +3

      @@l0r3st0 Hahaha what a funny story L0r3st0

    • @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg
      @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg 4 года назад

      @@l0r3st0 Actually i think he meant 'The Background' where people wore swimsuits playing baseball.

  • @Biancainez
    @Biancainez 6 лет назад +203

    In the book the mad hatter and March Hair were literally cursed by time to be never quite tea time.
    That was the ONE thing that I as a fan of the book got SO excited about in this horrid movie.

    • @ianbrown1810
      @ianbrown1810 6 лет назад +10

      I thought it wasnt a curse but a disagreement

    • @RobinNicoagain
      @RobinNicoagain 5 лет назад +7

      They simply thought that they had angered the time but it wasn't confirmed by anyone else. Prooving their insanity and lack of logic. ^^

    • @noahjc
      @noahjc 5 лет назад

      I was just about to make the same comment. Kudos to you for knowing the source material.

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 лет назад

      it was sort of a curse, the book said "the hatter was killing time, but time didn't like it"

  • @gabe6222
    @gabe6222 6 лет назад +226

    Would he be the Sad Hatter? Or the Mad Sadder? Or even the Sad Sadder?

    • @mtndrew7854
      @mtndrew7854 6 лет назад +8

      starwars_gabe Hat Madder Hat Sadder Sad Madder

    • @ToryuMau
      @ToryuMau 6 лет назад +4

      ... Sir Sad Sadder of Sadderstill. >):^]

    • @Dancer10105
      @Dancer10105 6 лет назад +3

      starwars_gabe ohh I enjoyed reading that lol I know I am very weird

    • @aaronyandell2929
      @aaronyandell2929 6 лет назад +1

      ...or the Sad Sacker, the Sad Sac (of shit).

  • @leadingstrangeness
    @leadingstrangeness 6 лет назад +269

    Can we talk about how dangerous the lesson in this movie this can be?! Giving up your dreams for your family for the simple reason that they're related to you?! That really bothers me. I have several friends that have toxic families that this lesson would be damaging to if they had seen it when they were younger.

    • @yeetthebeatout6906
      @yeetthebeatout6906 4 года назад +9

      leadingstrangeness I have some family members that I would LOVE to see get plowed by a semi

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 2 года назад +2

      Oh NOW you complain about that message?

    • @JarethTheGoblinKingForever
      @JarethTheGoblinKingForever 2 года назад +15

      I don't think that was really the message they were going for. I think the message was more that you have to let go of some things in time in order to evolve and grow as a person. Alice and her mother kept what was most important to them (their ship, and Time himself as a friend), while the Hatter kept his eccentric style and his own family, which were most important to him. The Red Queen and Hamish are "toxic" characters who ultimately have to change, whether by choice or force, and learn that they cannot get what they want by coercing others into giving things up just so they can have power.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 Год назад +2

      I know right?! That's actually really Toxic the more I think about it.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 10 месяцев назад +3

      I really didn't like that the film made post-Jabberwock era just... England. That's it. Just look at the Hatter's family and the people around them. It doesn't feel like wonderland with everyone acting mad and goofy, it just feels like Victorian England with anthropomorphic add-ons. I thought the Hatter's family would be just as bright, wacky and colorful as him but no, they're totally normal and he's an outcast. What's fun about that? And he's suddenly depressed because he didn't apologize to his asshole father who's last words were "you're a disappointment"??I get his siblings and mother but even they really didn't do anything to stop the insults or try to keep him from leaving, they just stood by watching

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 4 года назад +44

    The moral of the story:
    Someone bring depressed immediately calls for meddling with time

  • @thetinthdoctor
    @thetinthdoctor 6 лет назад +414

    "I think this might actually work.." Famous last words....

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 6 лет назад +110

    I feel bad for Mr. McGee. Disney stole his script for his first Alice game and the design ideas to half of the levels to his second Alice game.
    Just... Go play those. It's so much more fantastically insane. And fun.

    • @katerynasirko1832
      @katerynasirko1832 6 лет назад +28

      Thank God! After seeing the movie, I came home to read the reviews and was utterly surprised that nobody mentioned the looks of it, WHICN ARE CLEARLY A RIP-OFF OF MADNESS RETURNS.
      You have your fall from the sky; bright forest level aka Vale of Tears; the steampunk level (Hatter's Domain and in this case Time's castle); a bit of oriental in her dressing (Oriental Grove); an asylum; and even a red, looking like a bunch of veins Queen's place (of course they couldn't go out there and make it all flesh and blood like Queensland, that would mess with child-friendliness of the flick).
      Shameless af.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 6 лет назад +1

      Dastvan His mom was inspired by a friend who called her daughter America

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад +15

      Kate Sirko
      But there is a huge difference, Madness Returns had a good story and characters and was coherent as well as clever in it's rules and visuals.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 6 лет назад +5

      I want you to look carefully at the designs here and ask yourself: "Does this look familiar? Have I seen this before?"
      Because all of these designs are carbon copies of the McGee game.
      Disney just stole the designs.
      Stop me if this sounds familiar: Alice returns to Wonderland as an adult, discovers the Queen of Hearts took over and that everything is shit, and that she needs to stop the queen and get Wonderland back to normal according to the caterpillar's prophecy.
      And I just described the plot of the game! Not the film!
      Just because Disney copy the designs doesn't mean they did a good job copying it.

    • @demiliomason1565
      @demiliomason1565 6 лет назад +2

      GrimSister well Tim did originally want to do am adaptation of the game. Problem is that's not marketable. Disney didn't want it dark, yea it's time Burton you get dark whether you like it or not, but they didn't want it pitch black.
      I honestly don't think an adaptation of the games is a smart choice either, because most game movies suck balls. But also because no one is going to get it except the fanbase of the games, which is so small that the games are pretty obscure and can be considered hidden gems. So a movie on McGee's world would have also flopped at the box office.

  • @teaishot2620
    @teaishot2620 5 лет назад +55

    "You look like pennywise about to french me"
    *WHEEEZE* IT GETS ME EVERYTIME

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 5 лет назад +64

    "Did you steal the tarts?"
    You are a tart dear sister

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 6 лет назад +277

    Remember how it was said the old Disney Animators droped Acid to inspire their work?.......You think they remember?

    • @Agent29416
      @Agent29416 6 лет назад +5

      Emilio Reyes I member

    • @catalinamelo9932
      @catalinamelo9932 6 лет назад +3

      Dylan Smith source?

    • @altromonte15
      @altromonte15 6 лет назад +2

      It is kinda sad that the alice in wonderland made on acid had a more coherent plot than the new ones

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 6 лет назад +1583

    It scares me that Tim Burton is making a Dumbo remake

  • @multiverseman4017
    @multiverseman4017 3 года назад +27

    15:19 This was actually in the original book. Time put the Mad Hatter and March Hare at the table in an ever-lasting time loop so that they could never leave. But the whole 'Alice freeing them' thing is made-up for this film and is a bit stupid.

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 3 года назад +3

      Exactly! At least I *knew* that when first watching this review. For somebody who’s a self-proclaimed fan of the classic Alice novels, Doug really does miss some points from the books that he should know. He really needs to read the books more closely.

    • @Tonabillity
      @Tonabillity 3 года назад

      @@hunterolaughlin just unfulfilled expectations. All they had to do was stop pretending that they were making a “Through the looking glass” movie, and simply title it something like, “Alice’s Untold Adventures in Wonderland” and it might’ve been at least forgivable

  • @aryanaphillips3721
    @aryanaphillips3721 5 лет назад +45

    "I will strangle you with my bonnet" has become one of my favorite lines everXD

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 6 лет назад +318

    Did anybody think to rewrite this movie’s plot? I mean, everyone in this movie is an idiot for risking everything they hold dear just because the Mad Hatter is sad! Unless he’s the one thing that keeps their world alive, none of this is worth anything!
    Also, that tart issue that explains everything in the previous movie is pretty goddamn stupid.

    • @daltonwilliams1723
      @daltonwilliams1723 6 лет назад +25

      Will 2139 yeah. I actually disagree with Doug on this film. While it may be closer to it's source material, the plot is 10x worse and makes no goddamn sense.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 6 лет назад +15

      Well, they are meant to be mad, so maybe risking the world to cheer someone up works for them.

    • @creepyguy9082
      @creepyguy9082 6 лет назад +15

      Will 2139 b-but the Hatter was saaaaaaaad!

    • @elizabethashley42
      @elizabethashley42 6 лет назад +4

      I have to disagree with Doug in that this is really no closer to the source material at all.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 лет назад +24

      I think he meant it closer more visually, rather than, well, everything else.

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 6 лет назад +146

    If you switched Carrot Juice/Mad Hatter with Bill, I would gladly risk the fate of the entire world in order to make him happy. A world with a sad Bill is not a world worth existing

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 лет назад +12

      Maybe if they made a Split review then they could reveal that Bill is just one of the devils personalities along with Carrotjuice and of course, Benny

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 6 лет назад +4

      ΝΙΚΟΣ ΝΙΚΟΣ Mhm.

    • @norriec6323
      @norriec6323 6 лет назад +1

      Amen

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 лет назад +1

      Well, it's not like Carrot Juice had many more lines.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 лет назад +2

      That would be a great opportunity for all the Nostalgia Critic characters to appear. It would make no sense in the NC canon, but fuck that! I want the Neglectful Mother and Creepy Father to be alternate personalities to Doug and Tamara.

  • @biancalourdes9431
    @biancalourdes9431 5 лет назад +28

    Time: The past can’t be changed go away
    Alice: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career

  • @wintersoldier164
    @wintersoldier164 5 лет назад +72

    The story is relateable you dont know how many times i almost destroyed the world beacuse my friend was sad!!!!

  • @Junogray
    @Junogray 6 лет назад +162

    movie couldn't be a timeless classic because they added 'time' to the story

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 6 лет назад +110

    In the original Alice and Wonderland, the book states that both the hatter, the marsh hare and the dormouse believed that they had offended time and that it would always be five minutes till tea time. It was an attempt to contact the book to the film!

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 6 лет назад +16

      Connor Rivers Yep, when I saw this scene I was just like "Obnoxious riddles? Check. Time? Check. Tea? Check. This is basically a prelud to the book scene!"

    • @BrenoRanyere
      @BrenoRanyere 6 лет назад +15

      That sounds like a funny idea but in this movie it feels kinda depressing... since eveything here is not as mad as the book

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 6 лет назад +17

      It's not that the idea is funny, but here it's depressing. Wonderland doesn't have any magic. It's a wonderful place, but there is no set of rules governing it, because that would be "sense".
      So the idea of a mad hatter, a March heir and a little mouse acting like it's tea time all the time because "they angered time" is funny because it's absurd.
      However once you actually have a being that has the power to make it so, that is terrifying. On closer inspection most superpowers are...

    • @AuntKiki81
      @AuntKiki81 6 лет назад

      Thank you. I was going to point that out too.

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 6 лет назад +16

    A good way to sum up this movie:
    The Hatter sees a piece of paper in his yard. "AAH, MY PARENTS"

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 5 лет назад +13

    Sacha Baron Cohen's character falling in love with Helena Bonham Carter's character is ironic when you remember that they played M. and Mme. Thenardier in the 2012 Les Miserables

  • @alexanderhamilton3333
    @alexanderhamilton3333 6 лет назад +485

    Wouldn't a better plot be that Alice is institutionalize? And she wittness Wondela- Sigh UUUNDER LAND in mirrors and dreams making her question if it was real. Making Anderew Scott the villian even though he is doing his job as a doctor....If that is the plot to the video game I don't really know a lot about it.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 лет назад +76

      You were close actually.

    • @alexanderhamilton3333
      @alexanderhamilton3333 6 лет назад +10

      Manuel Alberto Romero Yeah I figured. Cause one it's my luck and two it did sound fimilar.

    • @theroleplayinggamer837
      @theroleplayinggamer837 6 лет назад +27

      That’s WAY more interesting than THIS.
      Also, something about them resetting time makes me wonder why this didn’t result in a Days-of-Future-Past ending?

    • @alexanderhamilton3333
      @alexanderhamilton3333 6 лет назад +3

      Gamersmashlog Productions Uh that is a good point.

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 6 лет назад +10

      ...so basically Sucker Punch.

  • @xileets
    @xileets 6 лет назад +145

    ...And since the doctor was played by Andrew Scott from Sherlock, we realize the entire story was just a scheme by Moriarty to gain control of Alice's family's assets.

  • @lady_caiti
    @lady_caiti 5 лет назад +7

    If I remember correctly, Time cursing the Hatter and friends to always endure a tea party was something that happened. It wasn't for that reason, but the Hatter did royally piss off Time. Also, if memory serves, it was constantly tea time, not a "minute before"

  • @influenced7002
    @influenced7002 6 лет назад +27

    7:55 yay, sweeney todd refferance

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 6 лет назад +66

    Alice: What did you do to Wonderland?
    Red Queen: Oh Alice. That's the beauty of it all. I didn't do anything. You did. Think Alice. Wasn't there some little good deed you might've done?
    Alice: I saved someone. I saved them! I saved the Hatter's family!
    Red Queen: Exactly. Break the sonic barrier, you create a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated throughout history to shift everything just a little bit, but it was enough.
    Alice: I just wanted Hatter to be happy.
    Red Queen: How noble. Hatter's little hero. Oh wait, you didn't stop me from taking over Wonderland. Or stop the Jabberwock from killing everyone. You saved Hatter's family because he missed them. And in that supreme act of selfishness, you shattered history like a rank amateur, turning Wonderland into a living Hell moments away from destruction. And yet, I'm the villain?
    If they had that dialogue in the movie, it would've made it so much better.

    • @user-ly5ko8cg3i
      @user-ly5ko8cg3i 6 лет назад +8

      GI Jack This trashy sequel could’ve been much better if you wrote the script

    • @malcolmmayes6594
      @malcolmmayes6594 6 лет назад +1

      Look Alice. Look at what you did.

    • @cybertronixproductions1056
      @cybertronixproductions1056 6 лет назад +7

      Um, Flashpoint Paradox?

    • @tfgc9315
      @tfgc9315 6 лет назад +3

      GI Jack It’s not Wonderland, it’s Underland

    • @janussimonsen24
      @janussimonsen24 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you for posting this! I loved that scene so much!

  • @sethhope
    @sethhope 6 лет назад +101

    Id never skip an ad again if they were all done by Doug.

  • @mistergiraffe9425
    @mistergiraffe9425 4 года назад +4

    Imma be honest. They warped so many things from the 2nd book for the 1st movie that they had nothing left for the 2nd movie.
    -The cards were called red knights by the hatter, which there were literally red knights (people) in Looking Glass.
    -The whole 1st movie was built on a poem mentioned in Looking Glass about the wielder of the Vorpal sword slaying the Jabborwocky on framjous day. Together with a warning to beware the bandersnatch and the jub-jub bird.
    -White queen was also only in Looking Glass and she did in fact have chess-piece knights, mostly because she was one herself (but didn't really look like one in the book).
    -The chess board battlefield was mostlikely a warp to the fact that Looking Glass world took place on a chess board.
    Anything left, most likely couldn't align to the 1st movie if they used it for the 2nd movie.

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker9242 3 года назад +4

    Maybe if the Mad Hatter being depressed actually had some real friggin' consequences there'd be more of a sense of urgency. Like, him being depressed LITERALLY starts throwing the world in to chaos-...further chaos... Like...his sadness starts choking the world with darkness, playing off the idea that madness, inspiration, and imagination are, in some way, intrinsically linked, and in the depths of sadness we cast out all else and want to be left alone. I know people deal with loss differently, but it could work with this character. Maybe him being sad actually starts doing to the world what "The Nothing" did to the world of "The Never-Ending Story?" I dunno, sure as hell more justifiable than just "Hatter sad."

  • @lezard2102
    @lezard2102 6 лет назад +131

    The Disney Live Action films can be separated into 3 categories:
    1) Where they cast a big name actor into a secondary or non protagonist role and rewrite the story around them. Example of this Maleficent, where the character that was supposed to be the embodiment of all evil is instead rewritten into the Big Good, not even an Anti-Hero, just the Big Good.
    2) Where they cast a big name actor into the protagonist role and erase every flaw the character had in the original stories. He is just Mr. Goody Good At Everything That He Does Good. Examples of this Cinderella or Beauty and the Beast. Bonus points if you add "Ahead Of It's Time" and "Strong and Independent" as positive traits that are verbally informed by a 3rd character but are not exemplified at all during the movie.
    3) Where they have an ensemble of big name actors playing opposite roles, so you end up having neither heroes nor villains and as a result, no story, just Good Guys and Misunderstood Good Guys going through a series of events. As exemplified by this movie

    • @MrJackfaire
      @MrJackfaire 6 лет назад +4

      1) Even as a Kid I never saw Maleficent as the embodiment of all Evil. Petty and vindictive sure. Evil not so much. She was kind of a boring character with no depth. Like Umbridge really " I don't like you so you're going to suffer"
      In the live action remake her character was interesting. She had purpose an a reason. She wasn't just being petty and spiteful she had actual reasons to hate Aurora's family and to want to cause them great pain. I mean shit the PTSD alone. Damn.
      Plus with as flaky as the fairies in the original were this one made more sense of how three women that grossly incompetent didn't accidentally kill Aurora.
      Watching it was like watching a version where after Dumbledore admits he knew he was putting Harry in an abusive home "condemning you to years of darkness" and Harry actually goes "Wait what the fuck did you just say?" instead of "yes sir"

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 6 лет назад +6

      +Jack Faire: I gotta agree that I liked what they did with Maleficent, and I enjoyed the movie, but at the same time I can see the criticisms that in the effort to make her a more developed and likable character other characters ended up suffering (i.e. turning the king into a insane man is one thing but giving his side of the story no real resolution as he dies with barely a word with Maleficent is another, plus turning the other fairies into incompetent idiots, and so on). It would have been an even better movie if they had spread the characterization effort around more.

    • @Onsvaltti
      @Onsvaltti 6 лет назад

      Plus, big name into a secondary character who should be just that, secondary character, but they shadow over the main character. (Every Johnny Depp movie ever?) Really sorry for my english, I'm really tired.

    • @reddevil9312
      @reddevil9312 5 лет назад

      Where's The Jungle Book fit in those? Because it was nothing like any of that.

  • @AntoineRed
    @AntoineRed 6 лет назад +59

    How couldn't you make a Moriarty joke? Wherever Andrew Scott appears he's just Moriarty. No other character, just Jim everywhere.

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 Год назад +8

    26:01 That was the best ending to a review series about live action versions of Alice In Wonderland that never really happened, it was just nothing but a dream that felt like an eternity.

  • @thesentientlotus441
    @thesentientlotus441 6 лет назад +85

    21:59 White Queen: "I don't feel so good"

    • @gagagigotherisen7607
      @gagagigotherisen7607 5 лет назад +1

      SHUT UP DON'T MAKE ME CRY

    • @jamiefairest9109
      @jamiefairest9109 5 лет назад

      Wrong movie

    • @whydoieven3305
      @whydoieven3305 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamiefairest9109 they're both owned by the same company, so it counts.

    • @jamiefairest9109
      @jamiefairest9109 5 лет назад

      fucking moonwalkin' bitch yeah, but the White Queen freezes. She doesn’t turn to dust. Plus, we have Endgame. Infinity War was last year

  • @paladinboyd1228
    @paladinboyd1228 6 лет назад +264

    What I would do for a Alice McGee film.

    • @alanwright1650
      @alanwright1650 6 лет назад +18

      I'd watch that.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 6 лет назад +14

      Same here, though I hear he's funding a 3rd game for the series; I think it's still up but yeah I would like to see an American McGee's Alice movie, least those games stick close to the dark tone of the original books

    • @Sarcon18854
      @Sarcon18854 6 лет назад +4

      I hope It gets as dark as the first one. The second one was good but the best was the first

    • @Princess-Pulcella
      @Princess-Pulcella 6 лет назад

      Paladin Boyd me too

    • @verytiredgrimreaper975
      @verytiredgrimreaper975 6 лет назад +2

      guys, on American's McGee's Alice wikia there's info already about the game, as well as some illustations

  • @tarcmaylor
    @tarcmaylor 6 лет назад +411

    That Castlevania music break when running on the gears in the clocktower was perfection. 10/10.

    • @belleparsley7797
      @belleparsley7797 6 лет назад +4

      I didn't know what game that was, but I was guessing a mega man game

    • @moinwonderland9975
      @moinwonderland9975 6 лет назад

      jason campbell Lol Good one.

    • @adamhines2044
      @adamhines2044 6 лет назад

      Marc Taylor: Thank you! That was driving me crazy!

    • @mutegrab666
      @mutegrab666 6 лет назад

      That's the tune "Vampire Killer", oddly enough one of tunes you never hear in the various versions of the Clock Tower.

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 6 лет назад

      Marc Taylor I laughed way harder than I should have but it was great.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 5 лет назад +106

    19:04 Does anyone want to know how they treated Female Hysteria?
    Well I'm not going to say it but the Vibrator was invented because doctors' hands were getting too tired from treating it.

    • @captainbirch9835
      @captainbirch9835 4 года назад +13

      ......... You're not saying what I think you're saying...... Are you?
      If you are, what was so bad about being diagnosed with hysteria again?

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 4 года назад +5

      @@captainbirch9835 that's exactly what's being said.

    • @pottertheavenger1363
      @pottertheavenger1363 4 года назад +9

      That treatment doesn't sound so bad, for either parties involved

    • @insulinbabe6785
      @insulinbabe6785 4 года назад +1

      so idiotic

    • @RandomYorkshireGaming
      @RandomYorkshireGaming 3 года назад +2

      Also back then the vibrator was steam powered.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr Год назад +5

    18:06 I think that line is meant to say that changing the past is impossible as it will always correct itself so the major events will still happen. The only way that won't work is if your past and present self meet. So, regardless of if Alice was there or not, the Red Queen would still hit her head.

  • @themayorofmagic4870
    @themayorofmagic4870 6 лет назад +79

    My problem with this movie was the breakneck pace. So many things were happening so quickly you never got a chance to breathe. So many people were talking at once I suddenly got confused and I never had a chance to sort things out. This comes down to the principle of "Scenes and Sequels." A scene has a goal, conflict and a resolution. Sequels are what you have after a scene. Then you oscillate between the two. "Sequels" include emotion, a dilemma, and a decision but the sequels the main purpose is to slow everything down so that you can digest what happened. There were no sequels in this movie. Just action scene>action scene>action scene>etc.
    Another thing that pissed me off is that the trailer looked like it was the best movie on the planet! I was sorely disappointed. How can they make such a big piece of crap look so damn good?

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 4 года назад

      I can't remember which movie it was, but I've definitely seen at least one where the trailer was amazing and the movie was junk. How'd they do it? The scenes from the trailer were the *only* good scenes in the whole thing.

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 6 лет назад +33

    Did we just get the cure for everything?
    Prozac (+Xanax optional) + get laid + binge _Fresh Prince of Bel-Air_

    • @demonminer8093
      @demonminer8093 6 лет назад +6

      YOU FORGOT TO SUBTRACT THE SAD EPISODE!

  • @---fz4tz
    @---fz4tz 6 лет назад +55

    I nEvEr GeT iNvOlVeD iN pOlItIcS

    • @oliverbean6955
      @oliverbean6955 5 лет назад +8

      Proceeds to get involved in every political movement in Wonderland or Underland

    • @JackalEtheriasu
      @JackalEtheriasu 5 лет назад +2

      @@oliverbean6955 Middleland*

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 4 года назад +2

      @@oliverbean6955 Lol

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 6 лет назад +12

    Carrotjuice: "When people see Alice in Wonderland, they'll think of the remake."
    Kingdom Hearts 1: "Jokes on you."

  • @marsalien4
    @marsalien4 6 лет назад +72

    What the fuck is Moriarty doing in this movie?!

    • @duckatali
      @duckatali 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you for noticing. This is the first comment I've seen mentioning this and idk why but I feel like this is REALLY important.

    • @kathleenl1616
      @kathleenl1616 6 лет назад +2

      Poor Andrew Scott will always be cast trapped into Moriarty’s character.

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 6 лет назад +3

      He would've been a better Mad Hatter than Johnny Depp, tbh.

    • @s.g.7572
      @s.g.7572 6 лет назад +1

      OH MY GOD NOW I NEED ANDREW SCOTT AS MAD HATTER

    • @duckatali
      @duckatali 6 лет назад

      YO ANDREW SCOTT AS THE MAD HATTER WOULD BE SICK

  • @icecold273k5
    @icecold273k5 6 лет назад +44

    The original book does speak of the hatter getting in a quarrel with time (not a what, a he!) last March before the hare went mad, and is thus stuck at tea time so they almost got that right

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething 6 лет назад +39

    Yay, Malice is back! I'd gotten behind on NC's vids, so what a nice surprise to find upon catching up!

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 лет назад +7

    funniest thing in that movie was that Sasha Baron Cohen was NOT chewing the scenery, but rather... a really interesting character.

  • @shadowspider9
    @shadowspider9 6 лет назад +110

    I feel like the first movies 'success' was a fluke born of people's curiosity and a shit ton of marketing. Just like with TMNT and SMURFS.

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 6 лет назад

      shadowspider9 pretty much

    • @silviarossi2690
      @silviarossi2690 6 лет назад +5

      That's why i went to see the first: the creator of edward shissorhands and nightmare before xmas plus the story of alice in wonderland?? Omg yes give give give! ... so much disappointment 😭

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад

      At least the Alice movies have gorgeous visuals. Some people don't care about the story and just want to see a beautiful spectacle.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 лет назад +1

      Then go watch a screen saver. I don't expect every movie to be some kind of high art and am fine with them being even toilet humor, but i do expect them to be coherent. If your paying 15 bucks just to see pretty CGI visuals your wasting your money.

  • @Cathar5i5
    @Cathar5i5 6 лет назад +109

    I still believe this movie was originally someone's fanfiction

    • @ciaras.7058
      @ciaras.7058 6 лет назад +10

      Cathar5i5 so was shades of gray and it made loads of money

    • @Cathar5i5
      @Cathar5i5 6 лет назад +6

      Ciara n smokie doesn't mean it's good

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 лет назад +5

      Cathar5i5 Hollywood will always exploit whatever is popular, regardless of its quality.

    • @AverageLilac
      @AverageLilac 6 лет назад +2

      At least this isn't a movie based on My Immortal

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 6 лет назад

      logan johnson I dunno what that is, but I'm sure that would suck.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +36

    Can we agree that Stephen Fry is a damn good Cheshire Cat?

    • @a.rustici1972
      @a.rustici1972 3 года назад

      Yes we can! Thank You for asking! :D!
      👍😎👌❗️

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 9 месяцев назад

      I bought a jacket with this version of The Cheshire Cat on the back. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland may not be a great movie, but this cat left a big impact on me.

  • @BenjaminCrow
    @BenjaminCrow 6 лет назад +44

    I feel like Malice was an American McGee reference. I'm not complaining. I love those games

    • @321WolfLink123
      @321WolfLink123 6 лет назад +7

      She absolutely is, they emphasize it in the first alice remake review. Also, I believe they are trying to make a third game~

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell 5 лет назад +2

      ALICE 3 IS COMING! 🙌

    • @hamishmacfleetwood5229
      @hamishmacfleetwood5229 2 года назад

      @@ZyliceLiddell what if they made a tv series about the video games? Alice’s life season 1 Alice’s adventures in Wonderland season 2 through the looking glass and what Alice found there the fire season 3 finale Alice’s life after the fire the starting of season 4 Alice Asylum season 4 American McGee’s Alice season 5 Alice madness returns season 6 Alice Otherlands season 7.

  • @CascadianRanger
    @CascadianRanger 6 лет назад +115

    Could you imagine if Disney did a modern Alice just like the original? Super abstract, weird, fucked up in a way, crazy. That would instantly be beloved by everyone. I can hear people at work talking about how weird and trippy it is and how they've never seen anything like it. It would be noticed.

    • @vgamer4993
      @vgamer4993 6 лет назад +19

      Just let the director of Thor Ragnarok (I can't spell his name) direct it. I would pay good money to see that movie.

    • @ToruKun1
      @ToruKun1 6 лет назад +5

      I dunno, Taika Waititi might have the design sensibility (seriously how hard is it to spell that? You could do a quick Google search), but if he directed an Alice in Wonderland movie, the dialogue would probably be 80% improv where everyone talks the same and references stuff like Shake Weights (I didn't really like Thor: Ragnarok that much, can you tell?)

    • @tnecniw
      @tnecniw 6 лет назад +2

      They should just do a "American Mcgee's alice" live action movie :D
      Really twisted, really dark. xD
      THAT is what we need.

  • @absurdious
    @absurdious 6 лет назад +78

    So Amos Diggory is sad... I mean the Mad Hatter... and Albus Potter... I mean Alice travels back in time to save Cedric... I mean the Hatter's family, almost screwing up the space-time continuum...

    • @Jared-cm2wv
      @Jared-cm2wv 6 лет назад +1

      Stop it! You're upsetting the dementors and ruining Voldemort Day!

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 2 года назад +10

    That animated ending was PERFECT.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 8 месяцев назад +3

    9:21, he doesn’t physically appear in the books but Mad Hatter in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland claims to have met Time and that Time is a friend of his and refers to Time as “he”. So this character’s existence is implied

  • @JazzyJeff2891
    @JazzyJeff2891 6 лет назад +107

    That Fresh Prince of Bel Air reference is a fact

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 6 лет назад +10

      HoneyBunni22 Thats Not the ONLY Depressing Episode tough, Remember the one where will got SHOT and Carlton got an Actual Gun To Protect Himself....That was dark as fuck

    • @ryanmontgomery9749
      @ryanmontgomery9749 6 лет назад +1

      what episode was he referring to?

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 6 лет назад +6

      Ryan Montgomery The One Where Will's Father Returns....only to abandon him....AGAIN!!!! 😡

    • @greatwork25
      @greatwork25 5 лет назад

      I didn't like it because it seemed anti-gun or at least anti-Second Amendment. Simply because of what happened to Will. I could be wrong though. Maybe I need to watch it again.

  • @SuperSongbird21
    @SuperSongbird21 6 лет назад +20

    16:15 This actually came up in the book -the Hatter claims he argued with Time and now it's always teatime for him, hence his endless tea party. Whether this really happened or it's just a figment of the Hatter's imagination is never revealed, but either version makes sense in Wonderland.

  • @thelieutenant7732
    @thelieutenant7732 6 лет назад +8

    You can’t have a timeless movie when you literally have a physical embodiment of time as a character

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 5 лет назад +7

    15:49 I read the original book the march hare actually says that it's time's fault that they're stuck there!

    • @Tonabillity
      @Tonabillity 3 года назад

      You should’ve been on the writing staff. Just including that one scene would’ve made it more comprehensible 🧐

  • @Onsvaltti
    @Onsvaltti 6 лет назад +196

    Willy Wonka who got too drunk to find a job so he became Ronald McDonald X"D oh my god. Good one. Bravo. 👏

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 6 лет назад +116

    Why does Hatter alone look like a clown while everyone else in his family tree looks like a regular person

  • @Dingobabee
    @Dingobabee 4 года назад +7

    Honestly the only thing this puts into perspective is why she was so angry about the frog stealing a tart then lying to her about it

  • @burnscooper892
    @burnscooper892 6 лет назад +5

    16:09 You do know that was in book as well.

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 6 лет назад +41

    I am bit disappointed they didn't show the time period accurate CURE for "female hysteria". For those of you who don't know what it is... it is a vibrator.

  • @Lady_Yuna
    @Lady_Yuna 6 лет назад +19

    8:12 If Alice teamed up with Marty McFly to stop Biff Tannen and the Red Queen and sing Johnny Be Good at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance that would be kinda awesome. 😄

  • @LinkenK
    @LinkenK 2 года назад +6

    I love how critic is not even considering the fact that the mad hatter is dying of literal depression.

  • @quintenvlecken4531
    @quintenvlecken4531 3 года назад +10

    5:32 the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • @nodinitiative
    @nodinitiative 6 лет назад +342

    The moment I heard her say, "Chronosphere", I thought Kane was going to show up.

  • @positronicfeed
    @positronicfeed 6 лет назад +40

    That 'Twat!' Was so American in an otherwise good British accent. 😂😂😂

  • @shawnnoyes2776
    @shawnnoyes2776 6 лет назад +5

    18:17 "Time catches up with Alice"... probably a better line than anything in the actual movie.
    -Shawn

  • @AluminumFusion22
    @AluminumFusion22 Год назад +2

    To be fair to the film, having the Mad Hatter be normal as a kid logically makes sense, because it's implied that prolonged exposure to mercury, which was an integral part of making hats was what drove the Hatter mad.

  • @Mike-the-Jedi
    @Mike-the-Jedi 6 лет назад +42

    Get him some prozac and show him the Fresh Prince of Belair; except that one episode.

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 6 лет назад +1

      Rachel Johnson it's wouldn't be a popular comedy if it didn't have some sad episodes in it.

    • @lasselarsen1365
      @lasselarsen1365 6 лет назад

      What about the episode with wills dad? That was a sad one

    • @DeAthWaGer
      @DeAthWaGer 6 лет назад

      Lasse Larsen thats the one shown. The hug is the ending when will is crying

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 6 лет назад

      Wow. Thanks, im cured now. A+ advice
      Haha

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 6 лет назад +408

    To be faaaair, the Hatter being literally stuck in teatime was from the book

    • @theresacherco9543
      @theresacherco9543 6 лет назад +9

      DarthRushy True

    • @MRtetri5
      @MRtetri5 6 лет назад +57

      He thought he was stuck, but he was not actually stuck, he was present during alice's trial

    • @theinfantmetroid
      @theinfantmetroid 6 лет назад

      Riley Prowd Thats what he believes

    • @labmem006
      @labmem006 6 лет назад +36

      Time actually saved the mad hatter. In the book it was revealed that the hatter was to be executed for singing out of time during a concert for the Queen of Hearts. Time took pity on the hatter and made it so that it would always be tea time and the hour of his execution would never come to pass.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 6 лет назад +8

      Nah, the Hatter was killing Time by singing poorly and so he got cross and stuck him in teatime as I recall

  • @mrmeowsermoney
    @mrmeowsermoney 4 года назад +4

    15:55 in the original book, they were having a tea party because the hatter had an argument with time, but Alice didn't free them