Everything Wrong With Alice Through The Looking Glass

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just... look at all these freaking sins!
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @FrosttyCoyote
    @FrosttyCoyote 7 лет назад +2050

    you're telling me I mashed play/pause to read the sped up sins for nothing

    • @LouixFilms
      @LouixFilms 7 лет назад +72

      I did the same and was very annoyed. Took me like, twenty minutes to read all of the sped up stuff....

    • @thesarcasticshu4409
      @thesarcasticshu4409 7 лет назад +30

      Lou12 how the fuck did that take you twenty minutes?!?

    • @LouixFilms
      @LouixFilms 7 лет назад +61

      I exaggerate, but it didn't help that some of the sins were only on screen for like, a millisecond and I had to go back five seconds using the arrow key on the timeline. :3

    • @aliyaist
      @aliyaist 7 лет назад +54

      Same here - except then I realized I was being silly and told it to play at 0.25 speed. Still had to play/pause, but not mash it as much.

    • @huh968
      @huh968 7 лет назад +42

      You can jump forwards and backwards by single frames by using the comma key and the full stop key.

  • @Emmitries
    @Emmitries 7 лет назад +125

    1. Lady Smallwood.
    2. Moriarty.
    3. Cabbie.
    I love how Sherlocky this is.

  • @lolakate1904
    @lolakate1904 6 лет назад +1

    You know you dun fucked up when Moriarty from Sherlock is telling you you're insane.

  • @phangirl271
    @phangirl271 7 лет назад

    Spent far too long trying to pause and rewind to see the sped up sins before I realized they're at the end anyway.

  • @vickerandflips8061
    @vickerandflips8061 4 года назад

    The "seconds" in Tick Tock land rip off the Transformers AND the Minions all in one fell swoop.

  • @subcutter
    @subcutter 7 лет назад

    I love you CinemaSins but you forgot my favorite Sin where I sat screming from laughter in cinema because this movie was so bad:
    In the hospital scene you can see that there's still air in the syringe. But after alice stuck it into the doctor, the plunger is totally pressed down...so...she F*-ing KILLED THAT DOCTOR!
    Can't wait for the Next Movie...Alice in Trialland!
    (btw sorry for bad englisch and greetings from Austria ;P)

  • @kelseymardlin2375
    @kelseymardlin2375 6 лет назад +2930

    My sister worked as a postvis animator on this movie and has some pretty funny inside stories. Apparently they had to call Johnny Depp back to rerecord many of his scenes, but at that point he was already working on the Pirates of the Caribbean movie and had the dental implants for Jack Sparrow's teeth. Since he couldn't just yank them out to record for this film, they had to animate them. In, like a third of this film, Johnny Depp's teeth are CGI

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 5 лет назад +56

      Hahahahaha! Thanks for sharing!

    • @mysticallymichaela
      @mysticallymichaela 5 лет назад +17

      Cool!

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee 5 лет назад +99

      CGI teeth in comparison to superman's top lip in justice league looks so much better

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee 5 лет назад +49

      I didn't notice that they weren't real.

    • @NinaDeCanela
      @NinaDeCanela 4 года назад +5

      woah i never knew that!

  • @chillnagasden6190
    @chillnagasden6190 6 лет назад +866

    I sin CinemaSins for saying he will break the Blu-ray of this and yet not including video at the end of episode of him actually doing it.
    *DING*

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад +14

      Now now, who do you think he is, the Angry Video Game Nerd?

    • @djretro83
      @djretro83 4 года назад +3

      @@nthgth AVGN he is not but I'd take that one sin off if he did it. This movie sucked ASS.

  • @annushkanoor4328
    @annushkanoor4328 5 лет назад +1499

    The fact that this is Alan Rickman's last movie is the real tragedy

  • @keepmeposted25
    @keepmeposted25 6 лет назад +354

    They NEVER explain WHY ONLY Hamish's house (first movie, hole by tree in backyard - second movie, upstairs room mirror) is a portal to Wonderland and it's MADDENING

    • @alinavoicu3043
      @alinavoicu3043 4 года назад +22

      I think that everywhere could be a portal because in the animated version there was a hole by a tree in the backyard too and it wasn't at hamish's house

  • @colefitzpatrick8431
    @colefitzpatrick8431 7 лет назад +1699

    The sin counter had better be broken when I get to the end

    • @IcZ2013
      @IcZ2013 7 лет назад +35

      -1 Sin

    • @xAlphaBxtch
      @xAlphaBxtch 7 лет назад

      King Koleyolis III Ikr

    • @helene6686
      @helene6686 7 лет назад +1

      truuuuue. I was so disappointed it wasn't anything like the original book?

    • @jonathangoodwin5609
      @jonathangoodwin5609 7 лет назад +9

      Helene I'm mostly surprised you expected it would be, considering the alice in Wonderland movie was nothing like the book. and from what I can tell, this one takes place after the other movie.

    • @G-Unit1111
      @G-Unit1111 7 лет назад +11

      I can't believe this, Suicide Squad, or Pete's Dragon didn't have bonus rounds.

  • @Frenlest
    @Frenlest 7 лет назад +1075

    Ok but with syringes doctors do squeeze out some medicine to remove the possibility of any air bubbles. Doctors really do it

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад +5

      WolfedOutMC they actually dont

    • @Frenlest
      @Frenlest 7 лет назад +92

      incest ChAmBeR every injection ive had they have squeezed out a little bit of medicine and tapped the tube to remove bubbles. I asked why and they said it's to remove bubbles.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад +2

      WolfedOutMC there pre loaded so your lying also they do not need to let any lequid ecsape to remove them

    • @Blobernik52
      @Blobernik52 7 лет назад +104

      thats what ive heard too. the real sin is that even after he did it there was still a ton of air in the syringe.

    • @Frenlest
      @Frenlest 7 лет назад +47

      incest ChAmBeR obviously they're pre loaded but why risk having air bubbles when you remove the packaging. Don't assume I'm lying.

  • @nkirukaj2384
    @nkirukaj2384 7 лет назад +1051

    It's funny how nobody pointed out the fact that the queen actually didn't say that they couldn't have any More tarts, she actually just told them to stop arguing and to get out of the kitchen.

  • @wildnessinframe
    @wildnessinframe 7 лет назад +2500

    YOU GOT ME IN HABIT TO FIND SINS AT EVERY POINT BY MYSELF 😅😅😅😂😂😂

    • @gaiamatt6574
      @gaiamatt6574 7 лет назад +70

      Don't worry, it's happened to so many people

    • @lavacubes
      @lavacubes 7 лет назад +44

      Anshul I can't help but pretend I'm doing an episode of cinama sins whenever I see a movie now XD

    • @eurodraco
      @eurodraco 7 лет назад +7

      Yes yes, everyone has opinions and everything's so easy when you can find what's WRONG in something without bothering with what's done right. Finding what's wrong in something is an easy skill.

    • @GamerRusith
      @GamerRusith 7 лет назад +6

      For me it has become a disease.

    • @wildnessinframe
      @wildnessinframe 7 лет назад +1

      LavaCubes yeah....Same here lol!

  • @advent672
    @advent672 7 лет назад +234

    My favorite sin (that I'm not sure if he mentioned in the sped up thing) is the fact that time had an extra time machine and didn't let Alice use it.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Adventure lol you obviously didint watch the video

    • @advent672
      @advent672 7 лет назад +11

      Actually, I did. I wrote this comment before the end and was too lazy to rewrite it.

    • @caleighknight6125
      @caleighknight6125 7 лет назад +22

      Adventure Now that is an accurate and actual sin, most of the time they sin things they just don't know the facts to or don't pay close enough attention to the movie to understand. One time they sinned something and the scene they showed disproved their sin then and there can't remember what movie it a as though

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 7 лет назад +4

      Caleigh Knight, there is no such thing as an actual sin, sins are NOT flaws or mistakes, they are just things said or pointed out for fun.

    • @brentparker7359
      @brentparker7359 7 лет назад

      Why does the thing that powers the Master Clock double as a time machine to begin with? Especially since it's removal is so quickly disastrous for the clock?

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr 7 лет назад +732

    When I want to see a movie but don't want to waste money being disappointed I just wait for Jeremy Jahns to review and CinemaSins to tell me *in-detail* how bad it was.

    • @Caedus696
      @Caedus696 7 лет назад +18

      I love cinemasins, and while some of their points are valid, alot of their sins are either made up nitpicks or sin information that is either given to you in the movie or heavily implied if you just pay attention to it.

    • @nobody1575
      @nobody1575 7 лет назад +4

      MarloSoBalJr MJofLakeland2 I was extremely disappointed with this movie. has nice visuals but that's it

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 7 лет назад +1

      YOUR TNA GUY Just like you caring about my opinion for caring about something else's opinion on a movie I could either be interested or uninterested in... bwuahahahahahaa

    • @dafuqimmadoing8806
      @dafuqimmadoing8806 7 лет назад +1

      But you should watch the movie. Yeah, Jeremy Jahns I can understand, even though I'd rather watch the movie before watching the review, but cinemasins ? Can you even understand what's going on ? (no I'm really asking) and you know there's the internet ! If you wanna know whether or not you should go watch a movie just check who's directing it, who's/who are the screenwriter(s) and what they've done before this movie, who are the producers. That's what I did for Pixel and it made me understand that this movie was going to be really bad. I don't know just waiting for someone's review seems pretty dumb to me when you can check all those things nowadays in a matter of seconds. This is not the 90's.

    • @phoebesulistio6830
      @phoebesulistio6830 7 лет назад

      +DafuqImmaDoing The whole point of OP's comment is that this is an easier way to determine whether or not a movie is worth their time. Not everyone cares enough about movies to research their cast members and shit

  • @nickolasshultz738
    @nickolasshultz738 6 лет назад +443

    I LATTERLY PAUSED FRAME FOR FRAME SO I COULD READ THIS DURING THE ACTUAL VIDEO AND YOU THROW IT AT ME IN THE END ANYWAY

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 5 лет назад +27

      Dammit I did the same thing and now this? I'm just mad that they didn't mention it earlier

    • @caramelmouse
      @caramelmouse 5 лет назад +36

      mate you couldn't have been further from "literally"

    • @yohnnyjames
      @yohnnyjames 5 лет назад +4

      @@caramelmouse thanks for this hahaha

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 5 лет назад +5

      i slowed down the playback time AND KEPT PAUSING IT 😭
      hahaha silly
      love it

    • @haidhinaqi
      @haidhinaqi 4 года назад +3

      The comment i was looking for, thank you.

  • @mar-wr4io
    @mar-wr4io 7 лет назад +371

    well doctors squirt the syringe to get rid of air bubbles but they dont do it that dramatically

    • @TopsyTriceratops
      @TopsyTriceratops 7 лет назад +26

      Or that much. Bubbles in the blood are super dangerous, which is why they do it, but they don't turn it into a fountain toy. Sheesh, this movie.

    • @exm3266
      @exm3266 7 лет назад +28

      Right? Seriously, he squirted out a full milliliter or so.

    • @madhippy3
      @madhippy3 7 лет назад +12

      Your mainly trying to get air out of the tip and the needle. Some bubbles can naturally be taken care of, but a big enough one will seriously fuck you up when it hits your heart.

    • @sicgc7658
      @sicgc7658 7 лет назад +4

      Jaiden well actually it's very bad practice to do this for hundreds of reasons. Syringes are used once and have a preset value; if there is air, you can't just empty the syringe back into the bottle or just out, because of contamination or spread for example, you must auto-clave the syringe with the chemical in it and get a new one. Therefore, sin away.

    • @kathryndantonio6615
      @kathryndantonio6615 7 лет назад

      Yoda I am

  • @radiant_otaku4996
    @radiant_otaku4996 7 лет назад +862

    Fun Fact:The story of Humpty Dumpty never said Humpty Dumpy was an egg.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад +97

      Radiant_Otaku it's because it says the Kings men could put him together again and you know that's a bit graphic for kids so egg

    • @raventhedracovis
      @raventhedracovis 7 лет назад +87

      How is a canon too graphic for kids? Humpty Dumpty was actually a canon that sat on a giant wall, one day it fell and broke, the canon was so big that no one could fix it.

    • @jisan317films
      @jisan317films 7 лет назад +19

      Why y'all talking about Humpty Dumpty in a CinemaSins video 😂

    • @MisterUnderMain
      @MisterUnderMain 7 лет назад +16

      Well, actually, that´s a theory, the guy that said that he found the verses that supported this claim never said where he found them nor what was the book about.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад +9

      jisan317 u would no if u watched the video

  • @dafuqimmadoing8806
    @dafuqimmadoing8806 7 лет назад +133

    "Forgive me" OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING TART !! A FUCKING TART !!
    You know when Alice comes back in time and the White Queen is mysteriously talking about a horrible event that made her sister the evil queen that she is, an event she's responsible for (given out how guilty she feels) I was expecting something ! Not something great but something ! But no. A tart. A motherfucking tart. Why is the Queen evil ? Her sister made their mother think she hates a goddamn tart. A FUCKING TART. God I hate this movie...

    • @androzani84productions85
      @androzani84productions85 7 лет назад +6

      DafuqImmaDoing a lot of serious. villains have motivation that is just as childish

    • @dafuqimmadoing8806
      @dafuqimmadoing8806 7 лет назад +3

      +Felix Ellis
      Yeah I totally agree with that, you're completely right, some vilains just don't need really huge motivation. The Joker for instance just want to fuck with people. It's the way the movie deals with the "tart event" that bugs me. Sush a serious tone. the way the "tart event" is handle is just so ridiculous. Look at how serious the white queen and basically the whole movie deals with that. Like it's so drammatic, and we're supposed to feel sorry, heartbroken and OH WHAT A SHAKESPEARIAN CHARACTER ! It all boils down to a freaking tart !! Never have I rolled my eyes so much.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 7 лет назад +3

      How does the nursery rhyme go?

    • @dafuqimmadoing8806
      @dafuqimmadoing8806 7 лет назад

      Little Miss Dysthymia "It's from a nursery rhyme." ... so ?

    • @dafuqimmadoing8806
      @dafuqimmadoing8806 7 лет назад

      Yeah but I don't see why it matters to know that it's from the source material

  • @-blotches-3365
    @-blotches-3365 6 лет назад +460

    Great video, but I would revoke the sin for testing the syringe. That's not to see if it's working, it's to make sure that there is no air in the syringe, because if you inject air into someone, you'll kill them. However, it is true that real doctors don't have evil music playing in the background for dramatic effect, so the sin still stands.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 5 лет назад +9

      Not really , takes a lot of air to kill someone. Several ounces and it might possibly cause an embolism in the lungs.
      Little bubbles or even several cc's won't do it . The air gets mixed in blood vessels and the heart doesn't worry about it, air is not a problem to the heart like blood clots are. If you are ever in the hospital and you see/have an IV pumping in half air and half "stuff", or big long sections of air don't worry. Happened to me , was scared of all the air going in my arm , kinked the hose(doesn't really work) , finally disconnected the thing and waited for a nurse, heard the whole story.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 лет назад +9

      I'm a Kaiser Permanente member, they use the evil music all the time.... Um, should I find another place for medical care?

    • @Amusedwolverine
      @Amusedwolverine 5 лет назад +6

      It was sinned for how he squirted a ridiculous amount. Sin works

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад +3

      I highly doubt anyone in Wonderland knows the word "embolism" lol

    • @randomdude-4353
      @randomdude-4353 4 года назад +6

      Well, real doctors get the air out by flicking the syringe, which is better than wasting medicine.

  • @MarcosAmparo
    @MarcosAmparo 7 лет назад +501

    Don't you hate when you put toast in a toaster and then unexpectedly it jumps out of no where and you get scared AF

    • @MarcosAmparo
      @MarcosAmparo 7 лет назад +2

      JS

    • @TEGEKEN
      @TEGEKEN 7 лет назад +37

      Don't you hate it when you open a youtube video and look at comments and some dude just writes something irrelevant

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 7 лет назад +50

      Marcos Amparo you dont put toasts in toaster. you put slices of bread. if you put toasts, they will get burned.
      stupid guy.

    • @MarcosAmparo
      @MarcosAmparo 7 лет назад +5

      I actually love comments like that because they usually make me laugh

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 7 лет назад

      Marcos Amparo i like the fact that you can enjoy obvious trolling. Other people would have actually been offended by that comment.

  • @dankwarmouse6248
    @dankwarmouse6248 7 лет назад +281

    ALL THE SINS THAT WERE WHOLE-SALED:
    • Cool pan up over the giant clock shot. But I'll remind you this is a level-within-a-level... of what was already probably a drug-overdose-induced dream state. Let's not make like physics is all that important, okay?"
    • It's the time-guy's castle, so of course it has to literally be a giant clock."
    • Yep, she's still wearing that terrible dress.
    • Why did the gate open for her? Is it automated? Is there no security here? Does it open for everyone?! Yeah, you don't care, you just want to get to the scene where she talks to the time god, and I can't blame you, even while I myself get stuck on the mundane questions of the event.
    • Dialogue like this.
    • I'm going to guess this giant frog washing dishes back here signifies that this is Wonderland, because human-sized frogs don't exist in regular human land. Which makes me wonder how much power this Borat time-lord has if he only has power over the Wonderland real. And also -- HOLY S*IT is that a portrait of a Gungan?!!?
    • Nearly-two-hour movie has time for the magical dressing of the Time character, who definitely hasn't already been self-indulgent whatsoever.
    • Movie basically admits to the stupidity of personifying time, while time maintains the same properties that it does in the real world. Couldn't he just be the keeper of time or something?
    • Irony.
    • But, like, why? Nothing actually happened to make him ill. There was no curse or spell, no physical ailment. He basically threw a temper tantrum and changed his physical appearance.
    • That's not mortal danger, that's going goth.
    • "Discount Wonderland Big Ben."
    • Somehow, this is the motherclock, despite the the entire castle being a giant clock that kills most folks that approach this castle.
    • So the clock and the clock-dude with a clock in his chest are one. Got it. Weird and arbitrary, but... got it.
    • And yet, mere seconds ago you were manipulating time with your chest clock to speed up her speech.
    • The evil Queen of Hearts is such a frequent guest here at the Time Castle that she has her own heart-shaped entrance! And wasn't she banished in the last movie?!?
    • OF COURSE the time guy Alice needs help from is in love with the antagonist from the last movie. Because of course he is. Of course.
    • I'm sure you're right, but that is also a HUGE leap in logic right there.
    • Oh look, Queen of Hearts wants the Chronosphere too, and right at the exact same time Alice is here for it! What are the odds?! -- No, wait, don't calculate the odds... I'll be too depressed to hear them out loud.
    • Do you think he meant for that to rhyme, or is this just a shitty Time Burton production he's somehow too good to direct?
    • Alice went from this to this during that cut to the Time Guy and Queen of Hearts. She defeated an entire Indiana Jones worthy trick maze of many pendulums and it all happened OFF SCREEN!
    • The "seconds" in Tick Tock land rip off the Transformers AND the Minions all in one fell swoop.
    • Alice accidentallies herself into the solution with surprising ease.
    HOLY FUCK. I did not expect that many sins when I first started doing this. Figured I might as well be useful if I'm gonna be this early, but fuck me and fuck you CinemaSins!

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 лет назад +98

      DankWarMouse it was at the end
      you wasted your time dude

    • @dankwarmouse6248
      @dankwarmouse6248 7 лет назад +70

      marc Stuart Holy fuck. You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Whyyy

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 7 лет назад +14

      "...but fuck me and fuck you CinemaSins!"
      Uh no, that's just on you because they had the decency of putting them at the end.

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 7 лет назад +26

      I love this comment purely because he included it at the end. Remember, no good deed goes unpunished.

    • @zedstreams4765
      @zedstreams4765 7 лет назад +5

      Why would he be kidding you? Do people really start commenting before watching the entire video?

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 7 лет назад +533

    I didn't know moriarty was in this movie

    • @totticosta2977
      @totticosta2977 7 лет назад +15

      i had to scroll way to much for this.

    • @georginadijkstra3430
      @georginadijkstra3430 7 лет назад +22

      Andrew Scott's face is a Sherlockian mating call!

    • @dracu9833
      @dracu9833 7 лет назад +6

      Well, didn't we *ALL*? (eh? eh? get it? get it?...I'm sorry, I'll leave now...)

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 7 лет назад +2

      Garchomp :D

    • @darkebuddha
      @darkebuddha 7 лет назад +23

      Plot twist, this all takes place in Alice's mind palace.

  • @missymani
    @missymani 7 лет назад +832

    The worst mistake: focus the whole move on an irrelevant character like the Mad Hatter just becasue he is played by a famous actor...

    • @WarriorWolf-jh7ys
      @WarriorWolf-jh7ys 5 лет назад +34

      My brother showed me this movie couple years back and "Mad Hatter" literally made me cry. That shit is terrifying 😂

    • @sabrinakennedy6378
      @sabrinakennedy6378 5 лет назад +61

      missymani Okay. That's a bit far there long lol. The Mad Hatter was my entire childhood. But yeah you're probably right.

    • @val3313
      @val3313 5 лет назад +10

      That’s a little to far yeah annoying. But still there has to be a plot

    • @waitselljones8068
      @waitselljones8068 4 года назад +1

      Mystique says hello

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle 4 года назад +27

      The second worst: not having Tim Burton direct it

  • @malikaithehokage0607
    @malikaithehokage0607 7 лет назад +315

    I'd remove a sin because the credits ended with R.I.P Alan Rickman

    • @khalilal-bukhari7042
      @khalilal-bukhari7042 7 лет назад +39

      yeah but the fact that rickman's name is in this movie must piss off his ghost

    • @abloogywoogywoo
      @abloogywoogywoo 7 лет назад +33

      Alan Rickman's real life death is of no merit to the awful shitty fantasy film.

    • @pedofaceguy7772
      @pedofaceguy7772 7 лет назад +4

      Malikai Lopez 69 likes on this comment 😏

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 7 лет назад +27

      "we're sorry his last role was in this shitty movie"

    • @MaximillianRobesphere
      @MaximillianRobesphere 2 года назад +1

      @@abloogywoogywoo Well yeah, they probably released the movie because he perished, otherwise this could have been one of those private movies inside a producer's vault somewhere, where they go to look for inspiration only.

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 7 лет назад +360

    "And he will be gone before long"
    Oh how right you were. RIP Alan Rickman.

    • @marnistone6153
      @marnistone6153 7 лет назад +12

      Now I'm depressed again :(

    • @bensonbbarry2945
      @bensonbbarry2945 6 лет назад +4

      under_score I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY AND YOU RUINED IT! GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 4 года назад

      under_score rip

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 7 лет назад +286

    Time: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

  • @melinabender5681
    @melinabender5681 6 лет назад +112

    *When you watch too much cinemasins you find sins they missed in a movie*

  • @tylermabry6881
    @tylermabry6881 7 лет назад +1126

    My main issue is the fact that they could have simply gone back in time to slightly before he found the paper hat, removed the hat from where it was, thus preventing him from finding it, and then gone about their lives.

    • @satya4234
      @satya4234 7 лет назад +63

      Tyler Mabry Fucking brilliant

    • @pinkparallax
      @pinkparallax 7 лет назад +65

      Tyler Mabry but then the mad hatter's family remained imprisoned and the two queens wouldn't have made up and you still cannot change the past from happening bec it already happened and changing anything would ruin the present and future and disrupt the time line

    • @sophport1871
      @sophport1871 7 лет назад +22

      They said in the movie you can't change the past

    • @alejandrothegreat6156
      @alejandrothegreat6156 7 лет назад +10

      Yes but there would be no movie

    • @anothersettlementneedsyour1979
      @anothersettlementneedsyour1979 7 лет назад +6

      Alejandro The Great
      and?

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 7 лет назад +630

    No one gives a shit about Acid trip the movie, DO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH BEE MOVIE!!!

    • @sparta6153
      @sparta6153 7 лет назад +3

      yes

    • @mind7719
      @mind7719 7 лет назад +1

      BattleUp Saber Some would say bee movie is an acid trip of a movie.

    • @bigcat5348
      @bigcat5348 7 лет назад +32

      Add a sin every time they say "bee".

    • @jedshashu8478
      @jedshashu8478 7 лет назад +13

      Bed movie is flawless and an anime masterpiece. How dare you?!

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 7 лет назад +21

      bee movie but every time a word is said the sin counter breaks and starts saying the bee movie script.mp4

  • @nathanielrincon7907
    @nathanielrincon7907 7 лет назад +653

    The bigger this channel gets the more people that don't realize this is satire *not* a review seem to show up, perhaps it should be compulsory to watch the "Everything Wrong With CinemaSins" video. Maybe that'd curb some of the stupidity in the comments.

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 7 лет назад +15

      The dude actually states his opinion at the end of this. Though I only watch these _after_ watching the movie I would consider these reviews in a sense Actually they are reviews because he goes back and points out flaws albeit some more seriously than others.

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 7 лет назад +29

      They aren't reviews. Most of the things "pointed out" aren't flaws. they're just random things that Jeremy felt like saying. Tell me how "___ Isn't my girlfriend in this scene." is a flaw. Or "Narration." or other sins like that. The Majority of the things said aren't flaws, just things he's making fun of.
      He doesn't state his opinion at the end. You're thinking of CInemaWINS not CInemaSINS. Different channel different guy.

    • @loustien7593
      @loustien7593 7 лет назад +33

      "Narration" is a genuine sin. There are very few instances when narration actually adds to the storytelling. In most cases, it's a lazy way to get out of telling your story visually. It breaks one of the most prominent rules of storytelling: "Show, don't tell."

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 7 лет назад +2

      THERE ARE NO GENUINE SINS. Sins are NOT flaws, they have no meaning.

    • @cartr1523
      @cartr1523 7 лет назад +11

      Nathaniel Rincon Exept every sin for the Justin Bieber movie, all of those are genuine and count towards Justin's pitfall to hell.

  • @jacquietimms3075
    @jacquietimms3075 7 лет назад +375

    This entire movies events was the white queens fault. I completely agree that she got off too easily.

    • @sabrinakennedy6378
      @sabrinakennedy6378 5 лет назад +30

      Jacquie Timms This movie could have been infinitely better if the Mad Hatter had went into a murderous rage and killed everyone STARTING with the queens

    • @simplyawful543
      @simplyawful543 5 лет назад +34

      @@sabrinakennedy6378 at that point the mad hatter is basically joker

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 года назад +12

      I mean.. to be fair, it's a super minor thing, and not really something you can hold against a kid
      It's the red queens fault for overreacting, running off and being a murderous douche
      Plus, the red queen was being a selfish little shit before that, leasing to what the white queen did
      So it's still her fault

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 года назад +1

      Simply Awful why not the DC Mad Hatter?

    • @chaneloberlin573
      @chaneloberlin573 3 года назад +2

      @a t y c h i p h o b i a there both in the wrong but the red queen tries to justify the evil shit she’s done like literally momentarily destroying underland because she was sad about tarts

  • @jcace13
    @jcace13 7 лет назад +388

    Ok two things.
    A: I forgot this movie existed
    B: How the hell does this movie exist?

    • @TheAtomicNinja11
      @TheAtomicNinja11 7 лет назад +2

      Good question, and I think everyone shares your confusion

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 7 лет назад +15

      To A.. yeah I'm amazed Cinemasins remembered it.
      To B... because that other one grossed a billion dollars worldwide. This one did uh not as good so we hopefully can be done with it.

    • @SexyOctopus
      @SexyOctopus 7 лет назад

      James C Holmanation Boss.

    • @TheNutshaq
      @TheNutshaq 7 лет назад

      I like to imagine it exists because I'm pretty sure Through the Looking Glass is a book, but yeah it's a cash grab

    • @KennedyBoston
      @KennedyBoston 7 лет назад

      Ethan Hayden through the looking glass is a book, a good book. But yeah this crap was a total cash grab

  • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
    @bleachbleachBLEACHER 7 лет назад +258

    So who else slowed down the video to read through the cut out 'sin bath' at 5:06

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      bleachbleachBLEACHER no cause I'm not retardation

    • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
      @bleachbleachBLEACHER 7 лет назад +5

      Good for you, man!

    • @iKadaj
      @iKadaj 7 лет назад +25

      I was going to after it ended but they showed them to normal speed at the end so I didn't have to lol

    • @yoshisandoval699
      @yoshisandoval699 7 лет назад +11

      Well, now I wasted my time and feel retarded, lol. ;^;

    • @thelandlockedkaiju4820
      @thelandlockedkaiju4820 7 лет назад +5

      Same. tbh I'm mad.

  • @issacsalazar7641
    @issacsalazar7641 7 лет назад +246

    This should be titled "Everything's wrong with Alice Through The Looking Glass"

  • @deimoskaischylos
    @deimoskaischylos 6 лет назад +172

    To help him you must reverse the sever damage of mercury poisoning.

  • @TheFanguy123
    @TheFanguy123 7 лет назад +296

    Please do Everything wrong with the Lorax 2012 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌

    • @carlosferrer1228
      @carlosferrer1228 7 лет назад +2

      too much

    • @theredflux7831
      @theredflux7831 7 лет назад

      Didn't they?

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 7 лет назад +7

      He would have to make a parody of "Let it Grow" just for the sin-counter to fit everything.

    • @world9870
      @world9870 7 лет назад +7

      Let it grow but it's actually a video with everything that's wrong in it.

    • @helenf.7221
      @helenf.7221 7 лет назад +4

      TheFanguy123 nostalgia critic does a great review of that move

  • @Yukinoomoni
    @Yukinoomoni 7 лет назад +303

    I wanna see video of you destroying the Bluray!

    • @RolloDescendant
      @RolloDescendant 7 лет назад +27

      Same!

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 7 лет назад +48

      I actually expected it to be at the end.

    • @360fulkilljoy
      @360fulkilljoy 7 лет назад +1

      i skipped to the end to see if he did it

    • @PapiGioEatsAss
      @PapiGioEatsAss 7 лет назад +16

      Here is the tweet in which shows the destroyed Blueray disk!!
      twitter.com/cinemasins/status/819743570626232320

    • @dancingmonarchs5342
      @dancingmonarchs5342 7 лет назад

      Gio123B thanks! ^^

  • @TiztasticallyWicked
    @TiztasticallyWicked 7 лет назад +118

    I got a headache from second hand watching...

    • @systematicloop3215
      @systematicloop3215 7 лет назад +9

      Double pun?

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 7 лет назад +4

      The pun master has arrived!

    • @platnrg5903
      @platnrg5903 7 лет назад

      Robin Thrush I don't see the pun...either I'm just too tired (most likely) or I'm just dumb (even more likely)

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 7 лет назад +1

      O'Dell the 3rd
      On a clock, the tiny arm on the face that ticks every second is called the "second hand." The red queen also has a giant head.

    • @phoenixdeux8988
      @phoenixdeux8988 7 лет назад

      Exactly what I was thinking, I can't bare it. Most with sasha baron...

  • @tobiass6663
    @tobiass6663 5 лет назад +111

    Couldnt she just destroy the little hat, so the mad hatter would've never find the hat and got sad?

    • @thedarkdweller3476
      @thedarkdweller3476 3 года назад +24

      This is the definition of “work smarter not harder” and I am loving it

    • @sk1ttlz904
      @sk1ttlz904 3 года назад +9

      Because MoRaLs.

    • @yungjose3369
      @yungjose3369 3 года назад +5

      Because that's not how writing a movie works.

    • @tori198
      @tori198 3 года назад +7

      Because if you watched the movie, They can't change the past, they can just visit it and watch that happened.

    • @MaximillianRobesphere
      @MaximillianRobesphere 2 года назад +2

      It would just randomly switch over to another object of the same importance, such as a thimble or thread and thus time would be preserved.

  • @Laylabelle97
    @Laylabelle97 7 лет назад +561

    Do Miss Peregrin's Home For Peculiar Children

    • @mr.boxerfrown-ray6871
      @mr.boxerfrown-ray6871 7 лет назад +18

      Layla Hellsing Ender's Game

    • @mr.boxerfrown-ray6871
      @mr.boxerfrown-ray6871 7 лет назад +1

      Constellations Cosplay agreed, but for me or the other guy?

    • @Zeleharian
      @Zeleharian 7 лет назад +2

      Well both Ender's game and Miss Peregrin's Home For Peculiar Children were amazing books, so it doesn't really matter which one he is referring to. :p

    • @itsanu1420
      @itsanu1420 7 лет назад

      Hell ya

    • @misssupreme5762
      @misssupreme5762 7 лет назад

      Layla Hellsing *Peregrine's

  • @BethGoth15
    @BethGoth15 6 лет назад +121

    "She ate my nozzle." I have no idea why, but that made me cry with laughter. Literally.

  • @FishAnimations
    @FishAnimations 7 лет назад +281

    They squirt the syringe before injection to make sure there isn't any air bubbles trapped in it. If there is, it could cause serious heart failure, especially in the time this movie is set

    • @SussexUFOS
      @SussexUFOS 5 лет назад +6

      They don't do that when I've been administered injections or when I've helped administer them..

    • @LilyApus
      @LilyApus 5 лет назад +9

      Yes but they make sure it has no bubbles in it before removing the syringe from the liquid not all over the goddamn floor in front of you for dramatic effect.

    • @Onyxrissen
      @Onyxrissen 5 лет назад +7

      If you flick the side of the syringe with your finger, the bubbles will disappear.

    • @Drood.
      @Drood. 5 лет назад +17

      @@Onyxrissen
      Flicking the side frees trapped air bubbles and gets them to rise to the top, you still need to get that air out of the syringe, you only need to let a drop of the solution out however, not spray it across the room

    • @AdelaTomankova
      @AdelaTomankova 3 года назад +1

      @@SussexUFOS Hm true..

  • @Robiness
    @Robiness 7 лет назад +81

    "it can't be"
    "unless it can"
    pff i can't believe this is actual line in the movie

  • @silentcaay
    @silentcaay 7 лет назад +45

    Why would they name this "Through the Looking-Glass"? Like, I'm an Alice fan and I can enjoy derivative works but don't name a completely original story after one of the actual books. It's dumb. It's also irksome when folks seem to not realize the Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts are two different people from two completely different stories. Now the movie didn't specifically do that but the Red Queen is suspiciously absent among a sister thing between the White Queen and the Queen of Hearts so, yeah, I'm irked.

    • @Sammyyaam
      @Sammyyaam 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah thats what im saying

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 7 лет назад

      It is suppose to be based on the book, and in the book she enters Wonderland via looking glass (an old term for mirror).

    • @silentcaay
      @silentcaay 7 лет назад +5

      It's not based on the book. At all. Not even a tiny bit.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 7 лет назад

      The SilentCaay Channel
      The title is though.

    • @pablojojdihgvzxzzdixd3118
      @pablojojdihgvzxzzdixd3118 7 лет назад

      OmniscientWarrior cesacetinp

  • @TheCrazyfighter19
    @TheCrazyfighter19 7 лет назад +57

    14:58 are you saying I paused all the sped up sins for nothing?

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 6 лет назад +44

    "this movie is like Jack Sparrow went on a date with Tim Burton and ended the evening f*cking Salvador Dali in a cheap motel owned by the Bates family" 😂

    • @sk1ttlz904
      @sk1ttlz904 3 года назад

      What if they weren't talking about an egg or a cannon?

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 7 лет назад +63

    Should have added sins for: Alan Rickman is dead and that sucks, waste of Richard Armitage and waste of Moriarty from Sherlock.

  • @ninaharber7389
    @ninaharber7389 7 лет назад +149

    Not even kidding, I watched this movie yesterday on Netflix and was wishing there was a Everything Wrong With Alice Through the Looking Glass 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 7 лет назад +439

    I hated the first movie and I hated this one, but I will give the sequel this, The actress who plays Alice actually tried and delivered an entire character in this movie, with opinions and expressions and everything!

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 7 лет назад +46

      Ima Dork why'd you hate the movies lmao. I mean it's fine that not everyone is into the whole unique-mad-fantasy vibe these books/movies are based off, but anyone with common sense would know what they're signing up for when watching a Alice in Wonderland movie lmao.

    • @MichaelMouseStar
      @MichaelMouseStar 6 лет назад +25

      I prefer the animations, there's limitations when making a fantasy movie as a live action

    • @bert1029
      @bert1029 6 лет назад +24

      +BookMilla They're not exactly faithful to the original book, are they?

    • @bheronz
      @bheronz 6 лет назад +18

      Ima Dork I liked the first one. But not really the second one

    • @giulia2503
      @giulia2503 5 лет назад +15

      Yes, I think she really did the best she could even the whole material was mediocre

  • @Wallis_2001
    @Wallis_2001 7 лет назад +46

    Guys. Don't worry about slowing down the sin pool, or constantly pausing it, it's played at the end in normal speed.

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 7 лет назад +192

    Unpopular opinion: I rather enjoyed the movie...

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад +8

      Kianna Bearden STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE MOVIE POLICE FOR ENJOYING THE WORST MOVIE OF 2016!!!! SAVE YOUR CRYS FOR THE JUDE THERES NO LETTING YOU GO AFTER WHAT YOURVE DONE!!!!

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 7 лет назад +4

      Says a guy named incest chamber *snort

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Kianna Bearden STOP RIGHT THERE NORMAL MOVIE GOER!! DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE YOUNGER THEN 18 YEARS OF AGE BECAUSE U HAV SAID THE MOST MIND DAMAGING SENTAEUDNS THAT HAFS EVEER ESOXSTED

    • @servanious7796
      @servanious7796 7 лет назад +7

      incest ChAmBeR Are.. Are you having a stroke...?

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад +3

      Artorias STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!

  • @daggle77
    @daggle77 7 лет назад +56

    10:42 This is actually to get rid of the air bubbles inside the syringe. They can kill you.

    • @EthanRoss22
      @EthanRoss22 7 лет назад +7

      daggle77 Scrolled through to see if someone had mentioned this one ahaha! Glad I'm not alone!

    • @luckylucketts5321
      @luckylucketts5321 7 лет назад +27

      Yes, but you just don't turn it in a random direction and squirt it, you point it upwards, tap a few times and then squirt, also its usually just a few drops, not a little stream just like this movie portrays

    • @herpingeeK
      @herpingeeK 7 лет назад

      I know this theater actor/bum/drug addict who tried to kill himself by injecting a big ass syringe full of air. It didn't kill him but he said it fucked something up permanently, I don't remember what exactly.

  • @kak4191
    @kak4191 7 лет назад +56

    10:36 IS THAT ANDREW SCOTT
    WAIT HOLD UP
    JIM MORIARTY

  • @bugstwist7638
    @bugstwist7638 7 лет назад +61

    10:44 moriarty should not be the on the staff of a mental hospital

    • @gihadfaheem
      @gihadfaheem 7 лет назад +1

      bugstwist7 I KNOW RIGHT

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 7 лет назад +2

      i wish he could star in more movies, whether they are horrible or not

    • @cactussenpai9625
      @cactussenpai9625 7 лет назад +1

      bugstwist7 Omg. That's what I thought. I knew I saw that actor somewhere, but I couldn't put my finger on it

  • @parkjimin7252
    @parkjimin7252 7 лет назад +281

    Narrator: you assholes brought alice because mad hatter stopped laughing? Do i have that right?
    Me: im literally dying here.😂😂😆😆😆

  • @EmpressOfCatsup
    @EmpressOfCatsup 7 лет назад +31

    How dare they even call this "Through the Looking Glass"? It has nothing to do with that story. It is a sequel to a movie that is written as a sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Through the Looking Glass is another adventure of Alice that is unrelated to her first adventure, not really a sequel story, just another adventure of the same girl.

  • @couchbug
    @couchbug 7 лет назад +64

    MORIARTYYYY

    • @asralaevatian1479
      @asralaevatian1479 6 лет назад +1

      I know right 💖💖💖💖💖😍😍😍😍

    • @deadanimasher678
      @deadanimasher678 5 лет назад +2

      Probably the only reason I watched this movie. Because I thought Andrew's role would be bigger :/

  • @ainsliehunter9291
    @ainsliehunter9291 7 лет назад +455

    This entire movie is just not right. And I don't like Mia Kiawoskijksdjjksmk as Alice. She is quite emotionless

    • @ainsliehunter9291
      @ainsliehunter9291 7 лет назад +60

      Also, the Hatter seems like a completely different character from the first film. He was a brave (ish) likeable (for me) character who was troubled by his past and was very pissed about it. In this movie he is just an sjw who failed to reach his safe space and almost died from being triggered.
      The red queen is just a fucking child in this movie, always complaining and yelling.
      The movie fails at showing, and tells every time it could've shown.
      And not to mention that Alice is the villain. She jeopardises Underland and almost kills Time. The entire film, Time is just doing his job: retrieve the special snow globe space ship and put time back in place and keep Underland safe.
      And Anne Hathaway is also a villain

    • @ainsliehunter9291
      @ainsliehunter9291 7 лет назад +14

      #1 One Piece Fan They should've just left it at the Tim Burton film. It's basically through the looking glass anyway

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah same did not like her in Crimson Peak either.

    • @platnrg5903
      @platnrg5903 7 лет назад +33

      Ainslie Hunter every time I see her I think of Bella and how emotionless her face is

    • @JanGotner
      @JanGotner 7 лет назад +23

      Mia Wasikowska. Vuh - shee - kov - skuh.

  • @angelcake7077
    @angelcake7077 7 лет назад +67

    Aaaah! I'm glad you have this! I saw the movie the other day and there were so many things like this that bugged me but I didn't want to ruin it for my family or be told that I'm "nit-picky"

  • @taekinuru2
    @taekinuru2 7 лет назад +123

    Seriously people, if you want a Tim Burton style Alice in Wonderland, just watch a Lets Play of American McGee's Alice and its sequel Madness Returns. It pulls off the worldbuilding far better and with far less idiocy. It has nonsense, but it's not stupid, Sin-ish nonsense... For the most part.
    Honestly, the actual Tim Burton Alice could be described as 'the wrong Alice'.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Hadras Vorshoth that's not a movie that's a video game if you can't tell the difference

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 7 лет назад +9

      To quote OP, "watch a Lets Play of American McGee's Alice." If you can't tell it's a game from the words "Lets Play," you're a moron.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Death Incarnate before you comment read the comment

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 7 лет назад

      Yes, you really should. As I said, if you can't tell it's a game from OP's comment, which points out that it's a game, you're the idiot. We don't need Captain Obvious (i.e. you) pointing out that Alice and Madness Returns are games, when it's already implied by those two little words.

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Death Incarnate but my point is it's not a movie making this guys point stupid

  • @Hannah-oj5lc
    @Hannah-oj5lc 7 лет назад +46

    Things not wrong with this movie: Andrew Scott playing a crazy doctor

  • @guugas6666
    @guugas6666 7 лет назад +235

    Am I the only one who actually liked this movie?

    • @guugas6666
      @guugas6666 7 лет назад +3

      well, shit

    • @GentM2015
      @GentM2015 7 лет назад +3

      Agustina Kustner certainly not. This movie has too much muchness for me to hate 😂

    • @guugas6666
      @guugas6666 7 лет назад +7

      Still don't know what people hate from this movie tho

    • @Jack_TheBat
      @Jack_TheBat 7 лет назад +4

      No I love it

    • @agga216
      @agga216 7 лет назад +5

      Agustina Kustner I liked it too

  • @Zydrin
    @Zydrin 7 лет назад +17

    6.5 million subscribers on RUclips and not verified? Time to do a Sin video on RUclips itself.

  • @tacticaljunk1608
    @tacticaljunk1608 7 лет назад +166

    When the hell did this movie happen? I've never heard of it, nor do I believe that the first film was succesful enough to get a sequel. Did Tim Burton just sink low enough to direct straight to DVD movies?

    • @eghty8fox780
      @eghty8fox780 7 лет назад +1

      salmon taxi Alice in Wonderland was based on this story I believe this book was written before Alice in Wonderland I'm not sure though

    • @ethanmccartney9343
      @ethanmccartney9343 7 лет назад +2

      salmon taxi No, but this movie probably would have been better that way

    • @dhansen1991
      @dhansen1991 7 лет назад +10

      salmon taxi Tim Burton had nothing to do with this movie I think I'm not 100% sure but I only say that because the lighting is different

    • @androzani84productions85
      @androzani84productions85 7 лет назад +4

      MrMovieLover he produced it, but there was a different director

    • @christinastork8258
      @christinastork8258 7 лет назад +28

      The first one grossed over a billion at the box office.

  • @clairerubble9422
    @clairerubble9422 7 лет назад +15

    She could've just asked time if the Hatter's family is alive and go on a search
    OR BORROW THE CONTRAPTION TIME USED TO CHASE HER DOWN THE TIMELINES, that way she doesn't need to steal the chronosphere and everyone is happy
    The movie would've ended immediately

  • @zest1513
    @zest1513 7 лет назад +100

    Has anyone else noticed that both entrances to Wonderland in these movies happen to be at Discount Weasly Douchebag's house? Is he actually the magic one instead of Alice? I'd almost rather see that play out, honestly. Can't possibly be any more bland than it already is.

  • @dashcamdoc8162
    @dashcamdoc8162 7 лет назад +89

    hate to be 'that guy' but 00:30 in you talk about port and starboard and how she said port but it tilts starboard. turning a top heavy ship (full sail) full to port would cause the ship to tilt hard to starboard. just saying.

  • @LPSSYLVEONstudios
    @LPSSYLVEONstudios 7 лет назад +42

    The thing with the syringe isn't a trope, it's to make sure there's no air inside, and to squeeze out any there is.
    *the more you know*

    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 7 лет назад +13

      Exactly what I was thinking! Also to make sure they have the right amount in there. Still they wouldn't squirt out that much

  • @dravos_dragonheart5906
    @dravos_dragonheart5906 7 лет назад +11

    Here is an extra sin
    china did not have an emperes in 1875

  • @Jackylification
    @Jackylification 7 лет назад +171

    Ok.. I'm going to say it. Johnny Depp is seriously over rated. All his 'acting' is based in his costume. He owes all awards and money to the costume designers

    • @sweetashoney2189
      @sweetashoney2189 7 лет назад +4

      Pokemon Maniac Jak I'm sorry, but I think that Johnny Depp's perfomance in the secuel was much better than his perfomance in the first movie. Briliant and emotional

    • @sweetashoney2189
      @sweetashoney2189 7 лет назад +3

      Pokemon Maniac Jak And if johnny was indeed overrated he would have win an oscar

    • @Jackylification
      @Jackylification 7 лет назад +13

      B.o.o.k L.o.v.e I'm talking about all his movies.. He plays pretty much the same oddball character. I used to love him but got very bored.
      The Oscar joke was funny though, lol.

    • @sweetashoney2189
      @sweetashoney2189 7 лет назад +1

      Pokemon Maniac Jak I know, I miss the good old Johnny

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 7 лет назад +10

      Johnny Depp was amazing to watch about 10 years ago.
      I have no idea what's happened to him.

  • @Queen_Nyxie
    @Queen_Nyxie 7 лет назад +45

    I've actually had doctors who did that stupid squirt thing with the needle. So it is done in real life...

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Blow-Up Bunny they fukin don't

    • @gothicanimegirl44
      @gothicanimegirl44 7 лет назад +20

      incest ChAmBeR it's used to remove bubbles from the syringe so yes they do

    • @Lilliaace
      @Lilliaace 7 лет назад +24

      tiny, tiny amount they'll do it, like droplet amounts, but not the excessive amount hollywood likes to play it up to be

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +5

      Veronica Stetler
      *_gets syringe of anaesthetic_*
      *_squirts it all out_*
      *_inserts needle into patient_*
      "This should do the trick"

  • @katmanxrocks444
    @katmanxrocks444 7 лет назад +55

    ... I actually like this movie.
    I am prepared for the onslaught of hate x3

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      katmanxrocks444 bad movie

    • @katmanxrocks444
      @katmanxrocks444 7 лет назад +5

      incest ChAmBeR eh. I like it :)

    • @miseryschild1475
      @miseryschild1475 7 лет назад +7

      You are not alone. I liked it, too. :)

    • @yukoraii
      @yukoraii 7 лет назад +6

      katmanxrocks444 i liked it too ~

    • @emily1k
      @emily1k 7 лет назад +3

      I could see how you liked the movie if you've never read the actual book. A movie doesn't have to be identical to the original source material but literally the only things the movie has in common with the book is the Alice goes through a mirror. That is literally where the similarities stop. Nothing else relates at all.

  • @sweetiee6384
    @sweetiee6384 7 лет назад +87

    is anyone seeing those glitch bars in the video?? ;-;

    • @Fandom-ASMR
      @Fandom-ASMR 7 лет назад +11

      I thought my phone broke when that happened

    • @finleystaples3880
      @finleystaples3880 7 лет назад +5

      Lol same

    • @kenzielanning9627
      @kenzielanning9627 6 лет назад +2

      yeah i came here for an answer😂😂

    • @porsorodis7985
      @porsorodis7985 6 лет назад +2

      Me too

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 6 лет назад +11

      It's a joke due to fast forwarding. Old VHS tapes would start to have that issue if you rewind or fast forward during the actual playing.

  • @becca1877
    @becca1877 7 лет назад +210

    The only positive thing about this movie is Andrew Scott.

    • @paulsamson3384
      @paulsamson3384 7 лет назад +20

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Jim Moriarty! :D

    • @kak4191
      @kak4191 7 лет назад +4

      I thought I was crazy for a second

    • @chickasaw981
      @chickasaw981 7 лет назад +10

      Agreed. He's literally the only reason I sat through this nonsense.

    • @jennifermckay5585
      @jennifermckay5585 6 лет назад +2

      and surprise Richard Armitage.

    • @dcatlovescreativity31
      @dcatlovescreativity31 6 лет назад +1

      Looks like I'm going to have to watch it now

  • @Mils-tq5ms
    @Mils-tq5ms 7 лет назад +24

    Can you post a video on Twitter of you destroying the disc?

  • @kaitlyn__L
    @kaitlyn__L 7 лет назад +68

    dear cinemasins: you do actually need to squirt some liquid out of the syringe to be sure you've gotten all the air bubbles out (hence tapping it first: make the air rise to the top) but the real problem is how MUCH they squirt, because in real life they stop after the first drop or two while those drops are still surface-tension-ing to the syringe.

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber 7 лет назад +2

      +Kit Vitae Thank you for posting this. Air bubbles in your blood stream are a bad thing!
      +Joe Black I did the same thing. :D

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 7 лет назад +2

      The syringe was upside down.
      Making your point moot.

    • @rikwisselink-bijker
      @rikwisselink-bijker 7 лет назад

      Well, actually how bad air bubbles are is overestimated. I heard once that during WWII some test were done, so now we know that you can inject massive amounts of air (like, up to 40 mL) without really bad effects.
      The most important thing is if you are using the syringe to measure how much medicine you are giving. Then you need to make sure you get rid of the air.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 7 лет назад +1

      Rik Wisselink yes, depending on where you inject it, you would need up to that much to induce heart failure. but even if you would survive less, you really don't want to have any if you can help it. it's not a pleasant feeling.
      source to all this: having a weekly injection medication

    • @rikwisselink-bijker
      @rikwisselink-bijker 7 лет назад

      Oh, I'dd believe anyone who says it is unpleasant. It should be avoided. But dangerous, it is not.
      But I think we agree.
      (and since we are citing our sources: mine was the MD that taught me how to give injections during my study)

  • @BeansOnButter
    @BeansOnButter 4 года назад +9

    2:07
    She thought that it was all a dream, she even said "It's only a dream" right before she drank the Drink Me potion, she knows THIS is not a dream, so she wonders what's happening

  • @DemonicWolf559
    @DemonicWolf559 7 лет назад +70

    13:21 sin 157 best South Park reference ever

  • @savageplanet5788
    @savageplanet5788 7 лет назад +80

    Please do Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Inglourious Basterds, Mean Girls, Rush Hour, Bee Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Scott Pilgrim V the World, & Mulan!! Stop skipping these movies!

    • @Yzyenthusiast
      @Yzyenthusiast 7 лет назад

      Saxon1994 yep

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 лет назад +2

      He can skip bee movie cause fuck that movie and the stupid meme.

    • @maryanderson9748
      @maryanderson9748 7 лет назад +1

      Saxon1994 And Back to the future part 3

    • @timbosqueeze8174
      @timbosqueeze8174 7 лет назад

      Saxon1994 or saving private Ryan

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 7 лет назад +1

      +Jossy FTW wow? seriously? are you new to the internet?

  • @leeg5481
    @leeg5481 7 лет назад +41

    you, cinema wins, honest trailers,, watchmojo and hishe, need to pool together and start your own film company.
    save the film industry, make braver films that are not mostly superhero or regergitated material and employ more than the only 30 actors working at the moment. If you do, can I have a job please? PS: 1 sin if you bought this on Blu-ray. 😂😃

    • @faizazfar659
      @faizazfar659 7 лет назад +17

      Dude fuck watchmojo. They just make top 10 clickbaits!

    • @chromasus9983
      @chromasus9983 7 лет назад

      What's wrong with Superhero movies though?

    • @sootydooty4346
      @sootydooty4346 7 лет назад +8

      Lee Gammon Watchmojo sucks balls

    • @NiftySquares
      @NiftySquares 7 лет назад +2

      Nothing really. I love superhero films and how they are improving. But to be honest, I hope that Marvel concludes their line of films soon, otherwise it will lose it's "flavour" as people may get, what they call, "superhero fatigue" because of its ubiquity in films, TV, and merchandise or that it may be so far removed from the comics, that fans may lose interest. It's kind of similar to the over-saturation of western films and TV shows from the 30's to the early 70's

    • @leeg5481
      @leeg5481 7 лет назад +1

      Nothing at all wrong with superhero movies, one of my favourite genres. It's just the amount of them, which had lead to repetitiveness. I also like watchmojo, but I see I'm innthe minority. Horses for courses. 😃

  • @VoltZRR
    @VoltZRR 4 года назад +8

    Only if Time gave Alice that spare "time traveler" half of this movie would of gone by fairly easily.

  • @amitysquare7393
    @amitysquare7393 7 лет назад +149

    I found where Jim Moriarty went after he died! Into this crappy movie

  • @bunnyboo3690
    @bunnyboo3690 7 лет назад +61

    I'm tired of movies about Alice in wonderland. I swear this like the 7018th movie

    • @snowkittten
      @snowkittten 7 лет назад +7

      Bunny boo weren't there just two

    • @bunnyboo3690
      @bunnyboo3690 7 лет назад +1

      Holosexual Crybaby Fr? It seems like a lot more

    • @zakkybounce
      @zakkybounce 7 лет назад +1

      Bunny boo there's at least seven different movie adaptions and several TV versions, so you're not wrong haha.

    • @eghty8fox780
      @eghty8fox780 7 лет назад +4

      I love the Disney 1951 cartoon version can't get enough

    • @hexx2211
      @hexx2211 7 лет назад +18

      Bunny boo This is nothing compared to the 28674992738 Cinderella movies.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 7 лет назад +28

    By the way, good luck next week trying to get a video with the title "Everything Wrong With XXX" past the RUclips censors.

    • @jigenappreciator4990
      @jigenappreciator4990 7 лет назад

      Benjamin Abramowitz your pic... my sister has the same album that is in your profile pic.. can u remind me of the name??

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 7 лет назад +1

      KLM doge
      MGMT - Congratulations

    • @jigenappreciator4990
      @jigenappreciator4990 7 лет назад

      Benjamin Abramowitz thanks man.

    • @TheRealPentigan
      @TheRealPentigan 7 лет назад +1

      He might end up using the subtitle instead.

  • @ryanmayberry7479
    @ryanmayberry7479 7 лет назад +29

    You know a movie's bad when you can't even make it through the cinemasins video

  • @Noremaad
    @Noremaad 7 лет назад +58

    Can we all agree to please stop making Alice movies? We had the one, which I was pretty sure did it well enough. But, then there was the -cash grabby- remake many years later with the "Its so srs" attitude, and I'm fairly sure neither that one or this one has offered anything of substance to the story. Can we stop making 'Srs Dark Fantsy' remakes of movies in general? They're all terrible, and only entertaining to small children with no interest in relatable stories. Consequences be damned!

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 7 лет назад +2

      or better yet, stop remake movie out of fairy tales and turn it into dark and groomy movie.

    • @Noremaad
      @Noremaad 7 лет назад +6

      But what if Mickey Mouse was... Oh, they already did that one.
      H-how about, what if literally ever single super hero that ever existed was.. Wait, sorry, they've making those for years.
      ...O-okay, okay... So, what if... What if various holidays- oh for fuck's sake.
      Coming next June: What if Spongebob Squarepants and the Telly Tubbies were angsty teenagers in a film that was entirely brown, where the story has been subjugated by the almighty deus ex machina?! Have Tim Burton collaborate with Michael Bay! It's oh-so-quirky, with enough fake explosions to feed an entire third-world country(1).
      (1) Will not actually feed a third-world country. That budget is strictly for adding explosions to every character on screen's eyes, so they explode every time they blink.

    • @QbrotherSoulStar
      @QbrotherSoulStar 7 лет назад +8

      We need to agree to stop watching movies written by "Linda Woolverton" because she can't write a Hallmark card without shoving her political bullshit down people's throats. This is why we keep ending up with cinematic abortions like Alice in Wonderland and Maleficent.

    • @caleighknight6125
      @caleighknight6125 7 лет назад

      Noremaad That disgusting animated movie did nothing. it was awful the new version was entertaining, riveting, and made for the age of people who went to see it. It payed omage to the original but did it's own thing enough to be extremely well done. those scenes, costumes, and creature adaptations were so incredible. Yes Mirana does strange things with her hands but at least it wasn't like that dumb animated one where the hatter, who was supposed to be an adult, was the same height as a child.

    • @Noremaad
      @Noremaad 7 лет назад +1

      +Caleigh Knight
      I guess you missed the part where it was originally adapted as an *animated* children's story? The vast majority of the recent remakes destroy the story, and by extension the overall message, in lieu of super-cool action scenes and putting characters into situations that are completely removed from any tangible reality, which also cannot be escaped from. But, that's okay, because why have them solve their own problems, when you can pull the magical mcguffin literally out of thin air that instantly fixes everything with no consequences?
      You're entitled to your own opinion, sure - I'm not going to tell you that you can't enjoy a movie. But, cinema (all forms of media, really) exists to tell stories. To convey emotions, to teach lessons, and to deepen one's understanding of humanity. There's nothing inherently *wrong* with big dumb action movies, but you generally go in understanding that those movies exist in a totally unbelievable universe, with totally unbelievable characters. Recreating stories intended to teach children and young adults lessons isn't inherently wrong, either.
      However, when you remove the intent of what you're recreating - turn it into something that offers nothing of substance to do what's currently popular? That's just... Greedy, and shallow, no matter what you're 'paying homage' to. It's no different than if someone remade Hotel California into a Hip Hop song, or turned Super Mario into an all-brown first-person shooter.

  • @o3MTA3o
    @o3MTA3o 7 лет назад +27

    It's been a while since I've read these, but I'm pretty sure Alice stepped through a mirror in her bedroom a whole 3 pages in.
    What's with all the ship captain stuff?

    • @MamiK00
      @MamiK00 7 лет назад +4

      o3MTA3o well the movie isn't true to its source material. Afterall, in the first movie she fought a Jabberwocky

    • @GrimFaceHunter
      @GrimFaceHunter 7 лет назад +16

      It's inserting "You go girl!" feminist bullshit in everything.

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 7 лет назад +6

      The first movie was really good. It ended with Alice sailing away. This one went a little bit too far and thought they could get away with Alice being Jack Sparrow.

    • @themajipoorchronicles7541
      @themajipoorchronicles7541 7 лет назад +3

      +GrimFaceHunter
      "I am no man"
      Well, actually, Disney, "God made man male and female"...
      Enough with the bullshitting agenda already.
      Remember Eowyn ?
      Again, with the "I am no man" against the Nazgul, as if it were a plot point in Tolkien's mind.

  • @typo1345
    @typo1345 6 лет назад +7

    Starlord's Daddy issues were more believable than the Hatter's.

  • @getmario64
    @getmario64 7 лет назад +75

    "Alice Through the Looking Glass" was a pretty forgettable film. It's "Grown-Up Alice Through the Made-Up Time Traveling Journey," and the rest of the story is just too dull that they decided to make it cleaner and too much bright since the last one is very dark and very violent. Instead they just repeated the same film which is the same Grown-Up Alice returns and her motivation is pretty weak. Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter is pretty pathetic and he looks like he waste his talents for doing the same dummies in each Disney. The rest of the movie is a complete rip off from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with a unnecessary premise that it's too long and boring, like come on it's Disney's Alice in Wonderland, you're not making a "Lawrence of Arabia." Overall, its pretty dull and I prefer a reboot these movies because they were so forgettable.
    And that catchy Pink's song is pretty catchy before it begins the movie.

    • @george2p
      @george2p 7 лет назад +10

      Play American McGee´s Alice and Alice madness returns, WAY better than this.

  • @MikkiJoeRingtail
    @MikkiJoeRingtail 7 лет назад +14

    Haha, super glad I didn't pause a ton of times to try to read the sped up sins.

  • @bert1029
    @bert1029 7 лет назад +17

    I spent so much time pausing the sped-up sins so I could read them, only to see the sins at the end of the video. Fucks' sake. I'm an idiot.

  • @searchingformyself5319
    @searchingformyself5319 7 лет назад +11

    "Alice through the suez canal" LMAO

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 7 лет назад +13

    10:35 - they drag Moriarty into this, didn't they?

  • @pleasedtamaster7035
    @pleasedtamaster7035 7 лет назад +11

    *Please* do, "A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS" (2004)!!The Netflix series is coming out this weekend : ) It'd be a perfect movie to cover! :)

  • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
    @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 7 лет назад +21

    I don't even bother going to see movies any more lol I just watch this guy waste his life watching them for me and saving me from the excruciation and say thanks for saving my hard earned cash sweetheart x

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 7 лет назад

      Glen tennis cause it takes no time to find every loophole and mistakes and deffernttly does not take time

    • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
      @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 7 лет назад +2

      When it's a really shit movie and you know it's gonna be awful but you are just curious this dude pretty much takes a public bullet for you x I personally wish he'd watched He's just not that into you and reviewed it for me before I wasted my life watching it. Note to self; if there's a lot of celebs in the lineup of a movie it's pretty much going to suck because they treat it like a holiday instead of respecting the viewer. Look at Italian Job (The shitty American remake) and Oceans 12 :/ where was cinemasins then?

    • @babyitto
      @babyitto 7 лет назад

      Chanel Coco A

    • @babyitto
      @babyitto 7 лет назад +1

      Chanel Coco Oops, dumb iPad 😆

  • @emmalud9211
    @emmalud9211 6 лет назад +8

    After watching this video I rwmealized I had seen the movie yesterday-its *that* forgettable

  • @korwynze6288
    @korwynze6288 7 лет назад +23

    everything wrong with ghostbusters 2016? anyone?

    • @jamesbond9975
      @jamesbond9975 7 лет назад +3

      That might be the first CinemaSins videdo I won't watch.

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 7 лет назад +11

      C'mon, we don't want to drive CinemaSins to suicide.

    • @keelihash8432
      @keelihash8432 7 лет назад +7

      The movie itself was a sin.

  • @warmachine1665
    @warmachine1665 7 лет назад +10

    There should be a hundred more sins just because the mad hatter changed his accent from the first movie.