What your biggest crime says about you!
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Hey everyone, here is what your biggest crime says about you! Wether you steal, kill, or evade taxes, or perhaps even pirate movies there is a good chance you've committed at least one of these crimes before! Remember it's all a joke so don't take it seriously!
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God bless you!
I have no regrets when it comes to pirating movies, anime or music.
Same, but add "Videogames" to the list
Yes
What the hell
@@al1en676 YESSS
I got a virus trying to hack Roblox as a kid 💀
The worst I have done is set a laptop's background to baked beans at walmart. I went back and changed it because I felt too guilty 💀
I once played an emulated version of super Mario world on a computer in there once.
I ones also tried guessing a laptop password in a store
LOL.
The bigger crime was changing it back from its bean-tastic state to the normal old nothing to do with beans background. I’m sorry but I think the bean police are gonna have to arrest you
That's a crime?
I won't lie: Everytime I go shopping, I get paranoid that the theft detectors will go off, even though I never steal anything. 😅
I can't deny it xD
It.... it had happened to me before, but It went off, and I stole nothing
@@Wally_darling._.. I think, sometimes, the machines malfunction. That's why I get paranoid they'll go off.
Yeah
@@reeses_unicorn no its cause if the item/s are epxiensive they will go off so someone checks your recipt and so if you stole it and have no proof they arrest you or question
i shoplifted by accident once:
I was checking out some magnets then was called to check something out. I stuck the magnet i liked in my pocket to carry something bigger.
We checked out and paid for our stuff
Went to another store then realized the magnet was still in my pocket. Never mentioned it to anyone and everyone kinda forgot about it lol
oh no lol
Wait its like that one movie my cousin Vinny omg
Samesies I almost got arrested
Same I accidentally stole a coloring book from Walmart-
@@akumurinzenaku3119 how does that even happen?
My biggest crime was stealing a necklace from party city when I was 6💀
Edit:tell me why this has so many likes bro
My biggest crime was stealing a lollipop from Home Depot when i was 3
As a party city employee, I see this as a total win.
@@eo123gaming2 I felt so guilty I cried all night and confessed to my parents, the next day I brought it back😭
Wow my biggest crime was stealing a jar a coins from my grandfather when I was 6😅
@@angieakers5974 😭
“Even the joker wouldn’t do that” but batman does it
So if you dont pay taxes your worst than the joker but bettr than batman
I've now realized that I'm quite a criminal myself
Same
Same
Same-
yeah, same here...
SAME
Genocide: stay away from me
Omnicide: who are you the god of destruction
Killing a family member: you’re either a complete monster or the member of your family you killed is you wanted to make them suffer the consequences
Haha, the first one was actually what I told in the polls today. 😂 But I didn't cry, my parents found out and they had to return to the store to pay for the stolen marshmallow pop.
The thing that confuses me here is that I don't know what a marshmallow pop is. I'll Google it.
@@TheSlimeKilling_Minecart I didn't know how to describe it. It's a popsicle made out of marshmallow covered in chocolate and gummies that form a smiling face. In México are known as "Clown Popsicle"
My biggest crime was when I was 4. I went into a toy shop, grabbed a plushie, hid it behind my back hoping my parents would not see and somehow the cameras didnt see either. And I stole it...😅
was the plushie small?
JAIL. HOW DARE YOU?
@@Akamibo2.0They were like 4 😂
My worst crime was when I was 7
As someone who is paralyzed for life and can no longer move without help. I see this as an absolute win.
Skill issue
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I'm so sorry for you omg
It seems I should have made this more clear. It's just a joke.
Got worried for a second
My biggest crime is bringing a pocket knife onto school grounds. I always keep a pocket knife in my pocket for self defense, but sometimes I forget to put it away and take it to places it shouldn’t be at. Luckily, I’ve never been caught with it. I just keep my knife in my drawer on school days now.
I may or may not have committed a few of these knowingly and unknowingly. My ex Guardian loved to go through all of my mail in the name of "making sure there isn't any Contraband" when I literally had self-defense weapons at her house. She was crazy.
my biggest crime is piracy, if I ever got arrested, it would probably be because I sent the full mario movie to my friends
Gangsta life
same😎😎😎
The people who make the drug really wanna be the danger
I committed a few crimes:
1) I often smoke in the subway station (that's a no-smoking area), obviously far enough of non-smokers: in Italy it isn't a crime but it's only an administrative offence.
2) When I was underage, sometimes I used to buy and drink beer (in Italy is a crime only for the seller).
3) I still using pirated Spotify premium.
4) I used to watch football (soccer) matches on "Rojadirecta"
The fact that he assumes we have ever committed a crime is kinda of funny to me lol (I considered modding my Wii, but I’m too much of a wimp to handle the thought of being a criminal)
Marbles trivia:
List of known crimes commited by Cherry, Sunny and Icey:
Cherry:
- Driving with no license
- Robbing a store
- Trolling
- Breaking into someone's house
- Hacking
Sunny:
- Stealing candy
- Pirating movies
Icey:
- Kidnapping
- Littering
- Using a fake ID
Good thing that the trio didn't get arrested 😅
no one knows who those are
@@zerno_dread They're marbles.
@@mintytherandommasterok but nobody knows who they are
i watch pirated copies of movies but on people’s tv it’s technically not illegal unless you put it on there
My biggest crime was when I was 5 and stole a toy from daycare 😭
Oml I did that too😭
2:32 bro just roasted 76k people
I mean, I've "robbed" people of their stationary, like an eraser, a pencil, a pen, even art supplies. I honestly could not care to buy them myself so i just steal them. Although i suppose it isn't stealing if they just forget their stationary in class and go home...
Stealing a toy: You wish you'd have been caught and reprimanded instead of being burdened by the guilt of getting away with it for the rest of your formative years
"And what are your references sir?"
"Oh,i got a sticker from MVPerry for no crimes commited"😂
.....welcome to the team.
I didn't know how many crimes I've committed until I watched this
Me who isn't a smoker, drug consumer, or drinker: I see this as a win. Some of the others, I may have committed here and there, but mostly the less severe ones.
Other crimes:
Lying to others (been guilty of this multiple times, though sometimes it can be okay depending on the circumstances) - It's all fun and games until the truth comes out.
Cheating on an exam - You really thought you could avoid being caught like the characters in Naruto.
Plagiarism - You just wanted to get a good mark without doing more research. Or you wanted credit for someone else's work.
1:36 I am not speeding I am SPEEDWAGON-ing ohーyeah😎
When i was a kid, i stole a kinder suprise egg
that feeling when you've done several things on the list
I stole polished rocks from a museum once. No-one ever found out. I still have then 4 years later lmao.
3:06 As a Mario fan, this is true. I have only Mario videos on my channel and I hope it doesnt get terminated
My biggest crime was shoplifing(?)
Once, I was at a shop and saw strawberries. Ofc, I absolutely LOVED strawberrys, and decided to eat some NOT EVEN BUYING IT. 😨💀
Btw, that was when I was 10. (I'm 11)
Strawberries *
My biggest crime is eating a Snickers bar sideways (no joke).
POLICE, YEAH UTS HIM ITS THIS GUY🫵😫
Is anybody going to question how he knows about all of this?
*Unless he done all of these crimes before*
Apparently peeing in the pool is a crime so that is my biggest crime
I was just watching one of your videos when you just released this
For the candy one, I would say that “you are to innocent”
4:00 In some places, it’s legal to do this.
You left out causing a turf war, manipulating the criminal underbelly, and cheesing a FromSoftware boss
Once I was dancing in a hotel while waiting for the elevator. I somehow kicked the chandelier and completely shattered the thing - glass was raining down all over the place. My dumb self then proceeded to make direct eye contact with the security camera before sprinting back to my hotel room 😂😭 I just sat there paranoid a staff member was gonna come knocking but no one ever did :p
These are my crimes:
Underage drinking
Plagiarism
Helping cheat and cheating on an exam
Jaywalking
Opening someone's parcels
I have quite a list
My paternal aunt and uncle have a pitbull named Princess. She barks at any trespassers who try to kidnap anyone, steal things, or commit other crimes. She is such a good girl.
My biggest crime was trying to steal hot wheels when I was 6
1:25 this is mine. He got it right
I once used one of those things you use for math to draw perfect circles to stab a kid in the back of the neck. I also once rode my bike with a knife in my hand, not sure if that's really a bad thing to do, but it doesn't matter cuz it was 2 AM and i didn't see a single person.
Mvperry: "killing someone" "arson" "kidnapping"
The music: 👯♂️💃🕺🕺🕺💃👯♂️💃💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺
I did this YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW ITS ILLEGAL 3:43
OH YEA WILL NEVER GET OLD
ig my biggest crime would be technically breaking and entering on private property/trespassing. i explore a lot of abandoned buildings and sometimes you have to break in a door or two
I’m a movie pirate, however my main plug lets you watch in your browser for a 30 second ad every 5 minutes, and downloading is free but has more ads
My biggest crime is stealing books from my 7th grade English teacher and taking them with me to Nevada when I had to move there.
4:50
*COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*
I sneakily stole a crisp, clean one dollar bill and replaced it with dirty two dollar bills once.
I- I just realized I've never done any of these- Unless fighting with my sibling counts as hurting someone TvT
I probably break traffic rules most often:
I get that I'm not supposed to run red lights, but the cars and pedestrians in my direction had green and I looked before hand.
The 40 km/h speed limit is for cars. I can cycle 45 if I want, I don't even have a speedometer to worry about.
I know that the zebra crossing is for pedestrians, but I save so much time and energy by just staying on my bike and drive at a slower speed.
Regarding Jaywalking, no one cares if I'm 20 or 30 metres away from a traffic light or zebra crossing.
I know that you can't legally cycle drunk, but at the same time, you can't get citizenship if you haven't cycled after drinking 6 litres of Carlsberg
in 15 minutes.
People who damage property have one thing in their head
“Other people know damaging property is bad so they won’t do it to me. But I’m bad 😈”
Which of these is the worst
Theft, smuggling weapons, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, animal cruelty, attempted suicide, death threats, vandalism, attempted framing, etc
Im dying help me fr
There can't be a single person in the world that has done no crime
My biggest crime was stealing a lolipop when i was little (not even joking)
Pirating games: You only pirated it because the eShop closed and now it's the only way to play it.
THIS
I once accidentally stole something from H&M and i haven't found out until today. It's a long story tho
"speeding"
The car guys : 😂 only 200km/h
My list of crimes may not be long, but it's not short either.
When i was a child (and also a teen) i used to steal a lot from people without them knowing. They never caught me, i took many things like small objects, markers and money. I also steal some gum and chocolate from the supermarket. Even if this sounds bad, i kinda don't regret it lol, i don't do it anymore tho
I admit, I steal grapes and cherries out the bags at grocery stores
Framing someone that tried to kill me for a other crime. Because no one took me seriously. She still didn't get charged and her parents didn't even care.
I'm from a small town, so jaywalking is something that happens all the time. Didn’t know it was a crime until I did it in a city... 😅
As a person who pirated music, I completely agree.
I almost walked on someone else's property without permission just to try and pet a cat. TWT I STILL REGRET IT
My biggest crime is playing with a fake rifle that you're not supposed to play with in a gift shop on vacation in Lexington, Massachusetts😂😂😂
My biggest crime happened when I was five-ish. I beat a classmate with a large plastic horse. They had a concussion.
Somehow I avoided getting in trouble.
"You have no self control"
I'm not even gonna try to deny.
My biggest crime is whenever I get in trouble or the principal is absent, I steal 3-4 prizes from her😧😧
If online trolling counts as trolling then i have a story: my friend told me alot of stuff about her friend and a was saying stuff like "hello [insert name here for privacy reasons]" etc me and my friend were laughing our butts off
If ur replying to this comment just to say who cares, or who asked. Please, get a life 🙂
I stole many things and underage drinking. ✨I stole when I was 4 bc I didn’t know it was illegal✨
✨mixed up fruit juice and wine✨
✨dad let me try his pumpkin beer✨
✨dad let me try his chocolate beer✨
✨stole a hot wheels car from kindergarten boyfriend✨
✨older friend gave me vodka and I didn’t know it was vodka✨
Well .......
Then everyone is crappy
Because in my neighborhood everyone leaves there dog poop EVERYWHERE
This man never runs out of ideas of what (#######) says about you
Ty for pin mvperry :D
my biggest crime was tresspassing onto the railway tracks and spraypainting a building
So a long time ago me and my friends were either playing basketball or soccer, but at my school everyone including me saw something in the sewer pipe, you know where this is leading. We thought it was an alligator and a turtle but our minds were kinda, you know what I mean, childish? It was actually some old trash (I think) but someone opened it a few days later. Now this is where it gets sort of weird, someone tries to jump in but I stopped them by the time their body was in the hole by grabbing their hand without even thinking, a few other people helping me get him up. Another person does the same thing and we help him up again, and a third person tries but my friends closed it. They tried opening it again but I stood on top so they could not even (somehow) with 4 or 5 people. You may be thinking that’s the opposite of a crime but either way just being involved with opening a sewer especially on someone else’s property is down illegal.
Okay but my worst crime was actually stealing food from grocery stores.
Once you steal candy without having regrets and eat it right after leaving the shop you might pick up a habit that can go on for years, with breaks or not, it might get you to steal not only candy.
Definitely not recommending taking your kids to any store after telling them to keep a secret from someone and not explaining that it was for a surprise or not to hurt someone. At least not without explanation. I hope that next person to have a child and tell them to keep a secret about something will be smarter than my mother. I don't need to hear about another butterfly effect, related to lying, about real life situation. And I don't want to hear next criminal to explain that they were taught to lie as a child.
I like how he never mentions the 35 war crimes I committed in hungry in 1954 at 10:47 am
Thanks for the sticker, Perry!
My biggest crime was burning a working printer with an old sock under a blocked off sewer.
I’ve stolen fake candy. My school was doing a production of Willy Wonka, so auditioned and got in. On the final show I stole one of the Wonka Bars, which really just was a piece of cardboard.
When I was like 5 or older or younger I stole a little plushie that’s all so far💀
think i accidently shoplifted before (technically?), once i was at a carnival and i did this little game for a plushie
and i got a mini blue seashell pillow, the person then said that if i was willing to try again maybe i could get a better prize, but id have to give back the thing i got before
i tried again and won a blue sloth plush, i then forgot to give back the seashell pillow
My biggest crime was just stealing chips, soda, and candies in different stores, CVS,food4less, el super, etc. I got caught in 4 different stores but escape somehow. I always put on a mask, a hat, and a hoodie, so no one can remember my face before going inside a store.
Don’t do it again
Imagine the best racer in the world does not have a driving license
My biggest crime is stealing my art teachers art supplies I know it’s wrong, but they’re just so high quality !!😢
For some reason I went to target, and when my mom was busy I stole a mini minecraft steve that was already opened. I actually got away with it 😂
My biggest crime was watching lots of stuff in youtube when i was 9💀
Trolling-😂 do not regret it
Should of said "You think you're breaking bad"
Me being a chemist as a hobby
If I don't move to Iceland, I'll have no self control because the dictatorship I live in is really catching up on me
My biggest crime was 2 things
1. Playing Pokemon using ROM emulators and haven't been caught by Nintendo yet
2. It's a little bit of a awkward story but I was a 14 year old girl at the time and I wanted a shout-out on RUclips so I told a AMV person that I'd report there channel to shopro and send there channel to shopro with the channel link if they didn't give her a shout-out and well I'm not sure if that's really a crime but I guess I just wanted to share it
2:49
Me hacking into roblox for 2+ years and still not banned:
*Mission completed successfully*
My biggest crime was lighting a fence on fire
1:26 ayo that's my knife which is also my favorite btw
My biggest crime was prank calling with my friends on a bus in 5th grade lmao
I don't need to worry about laws if i never get caught breaking them.