I met my lady in genetics, we dated for a bit. When we broke up, I had to start journaling/fanficing to cope (based an oc on her). We patched things over and became best friends. Fast forward a few years, and we confessed how we really felt about each other.
Jokes on you, I don't have a crush! *Goes super saiyan* Edit: I didn't know fictional characters counted. Well if that's the case... JOKES ON YOU, I STILL DON'T HAVE A CRUSH! *Utilizes Ultra Instinct and lifts Mjolnir* Edit (again): Guys, I don't feel so good. I met a girl today, and, and, I th-think I... got a crush..." *ALL POWERS INSTANTLY VANISH.*
Same but change that to a female character and we good but I digress I feel physically attacked now or its probably because I'm a social outcast who finds it hard to make friends and sits alone at lunch. Yeah I think it's the second one o
Awwh that's nice I liked one of my friends not best friend but anyway they liked me back but every time I see him now everything is just awkward so like idek
as a 13 year old girl who doesnt have a crush on a kpop singer, i see this as an absolute win. edit: as a 14 year old girl who doesn't have a crush on a kpop singer, i see this as an absolute win.
2:08 Don't call me out like that. The times I've stared at the picture of Hideyoshi from Ikemen Sengoku and smiled like a maniac....... 2:24 Are you stalking me, man?
@@spacemanproductions1843 won't do what? Express how I feel after having traumatic events when done so in the past? Or won't do my crush? Spoiler alert, my crush is one of my many fwb's so already did my crush!!
@@ushopatross93 You are not alone. I don't think I'll ever approach any girl ever again. I never get a date when I do, and even when they approach *me* they change their minds within the next 5 minutes cuz I got no charm.
I met my current GF when I was in 4th Grade (possibly August 2014), and at the time we became best friends for a long time (the reason). She finally asked me out in October 2022 (both of us were in 12th Grade) and since then we've been BF-and-GF. I feel extra cozy even to this day.
When a person has a crush on you but you ain't too interested Edit: tbh, I was in a relationship almost a year ago and I'm just not ready for another welp
@@Billiesavocados yea I've had a crush on 2 dead famous people and is still in love with one but the fact that he was married and had kids makes me sad so I feel pressured to fall for someone that's alive and I only want someone who's a lot like him and I don't think I'll meet anyone similar to him 🥲
@@Alisonsgachaverse well one day you will find someone you love that isn't dead. and don't completely give up on meeting someone that looks similar to him because at my prom i met someone who looks just like my celeb crush.i promise you will find someone one day
a loner: "you imagine you'd have wonderful conversations with them but in reality they suck at social interaction" me who is that loner: EXACTLY! *dont talk to me.*
im kinda a loner but i dont suck at social interaction. maybe its because the people im around have very different ideas and personalities that i have, but i really dont talk to people i know little about (or are not close to) unless they talk with me first. if they engage in an interesting conversation with me, then the conversation could last up to 5 minutes or so. i dont suck at social interaction, i only suck at starting a conversation and finding people to talk with.
@@hjuoowou560 I know but I can be sure that things won't ever get any worse , either I eventually get better or l have to live this way for the rest of my life
That video game character one is so relatable- and the fact you put Link- I would equip his Desert Voe Set and just… stare at him in the menu for a minute or so-
Funny story I had a Cush on someone but thought they were way out of my league so I acted like I did around anyone so when I moved my friend said she had a crush on me too. it hurt way more coming from him. That’s when I realized that I’m not going to see her again for years. so when I came back we were like strangers.
I'm a mix of 'Someone in Class' and 'Best Friend.' We aren't BEST FRIENDS but we are friends, I stare at them awkwardly during class and sometimes I see him staring back and I'm like- "OH MAH GOSH- WOW"
2:13 I was once in a chat of like 5 other peeps who pretended to be Sephiroth and that it was the Sephverse, we then all thought of ways to torment Cloud
All I wanted for Valentine's Day was to not have to spend it alone....... Again. Needless to say, I didn't get what I wanted. That's ok, I've been alone for years. Kinda hurts, but I've gotten used to it.
None applied to me because I haven't ever had a crush, or have fallen in love, and unlike most people, I really hope I DON'T get anything for valentine's unless it's the chocolates I'm gonna steal from my friends. (context: I'm aroace)
Ive liked my friend for years now, we know eachother outsude and inside of school, we are pretty close friends. Tbh i like their sense of humor and how theyre the only person i can stay up all night texting, mainly because their funny and nice to talk to. Also because they also have insomnia and knows how it feels, so they probably decide to go to sleep the same day as me
@@dilianvtWow. I know my friend is in love with her, as well. I'm a female irl but, I have crushes on female and male anime characters. I don't really know why.
Ha! This is my first Valentine’s Day where I ACTUALLY have a boyfriend/fiancé, and I’m madly in love with him, we’re going to get married one day and we will be so happy together. We met on Roblox, and we became friends, then I confessed my feelings for him and he also told me that he loves me, and a few days to a few weeks ago I asked him to marry me and he said yes, we’re teenagers and we’re engaged, but we both love each other so much.
i was dumped by my girlfriend, rejected by my classmate, and friend zoned by my neighbor. now i'm lonely but i cant even talk to girls without wishing i could just walk away and cry in my bedroom.
I told my crush I love her, but she said that she loves someone else, which just happens to be my ex-girlfriend 😐 But my ex-girlfriend doesn't go to school very often, so here I am - flirting with my crush everyday
This has the best answer in mind when your understanding the world works with people to get your best to make sure it can get away at work in an old person that doesn't get into them because you're still getting paid a job that is just an important one
POV: You don’t have a school relationship. *insert gigachad face + themesong* I don’t have a crush because yes, I don’t feel many feelings for some reason, don’t ask because not even I know. But all my friends are crazy about people and I’m like: 😀👍 then they hit me with the “I’m GoNnA wRiTe PeOpLeS’ nAmEs On PaPeR aNd YoU gOnNa DaTe ThEm” and I’m just- 👁️👄👁️ it’s pretty weird.
the fact he knows this much abt relationships somewhat tells me hes at least been through half of them...
didn't watch his vid yet but
i just remembered Mvperry i have been his fan for a long time :D
100th like! (That’s me your welcome :)
Actually every video he'd experience half of it
@@stuNseeD0 "What your favorite way ti kill says about you" 💀
@@galaxygacha6036 Naww 💀
As someone once said: As a person without a crush, I see this as an absolute win.
Lol me too, not having a crush is not only great, but it's the way how other people react so confused, it's kinda funny to me XD
True that
Same
Yeah same
yeah
I met my lady in genetics, we dated for a bit. When we broke up, I had to start journaling/fanficing to cope (based an oc on her). We patched things over and became best friends. Fast forward a few years, and we confessed how we really felt about each other.
i thought you meant you found your lady within your genetics- i was gonna say sweet home Alabama💀
Oofff
@@smelly3772 same
You idiot who takes chances
I've never felt so personally attacked before
real
Attacked? you mean annihilated
Obliterated, annihilated, disintegrated
I see no point in having a crush on someone, they're just gonna reject you anyway.
@@smb-c3po
Maybe you are going for someone out of your reach, when it comes to love you should always lower your expectaions
It’s kinda scary how accurate some of this stuff is
He has experience
I see you on every MV perry comment section and I think even in a video once. Your a true fan 👊
He has lived thousands of lives
Then he probably listed exactly your problem
Jokes on you, I don't have a crush!
*Goes super saiyan*
Edit: I didn't know fictional characters counted. Well if that's the case...
JOKES ON YOU, I STILL DON'T HAVE A CRUSH!
*Utilizes Ultra Instinct and lifts Mjolnir*
Edit (again): Guys, I don't feel so good. I met a girl today, and, and, I th-think I... got a crush..."
*ALL POWERS INSTANTLY VANISH.*
You ok?
That's MUI right there
@@ToadallyNormal Nope 🥲
I used to have a crush when I was in high school, but it took until 7 years later that she wasn't worth it.
@@smb-c3po that's how it is for most of us. A lot of crushes are one-sided. Don't feel bad. It's always good to move on and learn.
I genuinely felt targeted at the husbando part 💀
And the single part-
Same but change that to a female character and we good but I digress I feel physically attacked now or its probably because I'm a social outcast who finds it hard to make friends and sits alone at lunch.
Yeah I think it's the second one o
@@masterchief-jr9ln same
SAME
This was definitely me
Yes. ( especially Eren…😭)
The Single Relationship is accurate
I don't have a crush so I see this as an absolute win.
3:44 as a quiet kid, this is so 100% true and accurate😶
Same my guy
↓No Bitches Club
Retable
💀
Just like he said That's sad
as a single person i have never felt so alone before on valentines day
my best friend liked me back, and we've been dating for a little over a year now :)
Wow, I hope you two stay together :)
This made me strangely proud.
Good ending
Awwh that's nice I liked one of my friends not best friend but anyway they liked me back but every time I see him now everything is just awkward so like idek
as a 13 year old girl who doesnt have a crush on a kpop singer, i see this as an absolute win.
edit: as a 14 year old girl who doesn't have a crush on a kpop singer, i see this as an absolute win.
True.....
oh oh so i am probably not a 13 year old girl😥
I'm tho🙃💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 ARMY
Mega w for the teenagers who don't have crushes on kpop idols
Same lol 😂
Happy Valentine's Day! MVPerry!
2:08 Don't call me out like that. The times I've stared at the picture of Hideyoshi from Ikemen Sengoku and smiled like a maniac.......
2:24 Are you stalking me, man?
I just want my crush to confess their feelings for Valentine's Day because I am too stubborn to say anything...
same, except I just have extreme social anxiety 😄(i need help)
No balls you won't do it
@@spacemanproductions1843 won't do what? Express how I feel after having traumatic events when done so in the past? Or won't do my crush? Spoiler alert, my crush is one of my many fwb's so already did my crush!!
I want the same to happen with my crush. That is... if we can run into each other again.
@@ushopatross93 You are not alone. I don't think I'll ever approach any girl ever again. I never get a date when I do, and even when they approach *me* they change their minds within the next 5 minutes cuz I got no charm.
Hi come and grab ur early ticket ❤❤❤❤
Thank you
Thanks 😊
Thanks 😊
Thanks
Thanks
I met my current GF when I was in 4th Grade (possibly August 2014), and at the time we became best friends for a long time (the reason). She finally asked me out in October 2022 (both of us were in 12th Grade) and since then we've been BF-and-GF. I feel extra cozy even to this day.
You good b?
@@moonshinershonor202 as of now, yes.
*0:11* that's pretty much me, like when I say valentine's day to em I admire them ngl
When a person has a crush on you but you ain't too interested
Edit: tbh, I was in a relationship almost a year ago and I'm just not ready for another welp
F O R F R I C K I N G R E A L .
@@ayirabardot6656 lmfao
happened to me once and it feels terrible but even worse if youve been rejected before
Real
5:35
So we can laugh at everyone's pain.
No lie bro
@@thatophasha5854which part do you think is a lie. 😏
Exactly
These are getting way too accurate im scared
As someone who has a crush on multiple celebrities that will never know i exist i feel personally attacked
And the celebrities are dead
@@Alisonsgachaverse oh damn
@@Billiesavocados yea I've had a crush on 2 dead famous people and is still in love with one but the fact that he was married and had kids makes me sad so I feel pressured to fall for someone that's alive and I only want someone who's a lot like him and I don't think I'll meet anyone similar to him 🥲
@@Alisonsgachaverse well one day you will find someone you love that isn't dead. and don't completely give up on meeting someone that looks similar to him because at my prom i met someone who looks just like my celeb crush.i promise you will find someone one day
@@Billiesavocados I don't want someone who looks like him I want someone who's a musical prodigy like him
a loner: "you imagine you'd have wonderful conversations with them but in reality they suck at social interaction"
me who is that loner: EXACTLY!
*dont talk to me.*
im kinda a loner but i dont suck at social interaction. maybe its because the people im around have very different ideas and personalities that i have, but i really dont talk to people i know little about (or are not close to) unless they talk with me first. if they engage in an interesting conversation with me, then the conversation could last up to 5 minutes or so.
i dont suck at social interaction, i only suck at starting a conversation and finding people to talk with.
The "you were just stupid kids playing and now you can't get enough" is... too real... HELP-
The fact that these are so incredibly accurate XD
I feel like these videos are the embodiment of the one meme that's like
"You just insulted my entire race of people. But yes."
F
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Me and my girlfriend broke up exactly a week before Valentines Day and I don't think my feeling for her will ever go away
Sad
@@hjuoowou560 I know but I can be sure that things won't ever get any worse , either I eventually get better or l have to live this way for the rest of my life
@@falconplayz3420 Srry man :( that must suck
@@flimedbylia its fine i know she's going through stuff and I feel powerless, because I know there is nothing i can do about it
@@falconplayz3420 what is she going though if u dont mind me asking
Ah, back to Valentines Day. I got myself Jack Daniels to date for myself.
Just the greatest person, helps me with all my issues.
Happy early Valentine's day! 💘
Yeah happy early Valentines day💘💘💘💖💖💖💝💝💝
can't stop the A TRAIN BABY
Nothing like staring into the eyes of a fictional being that can ever love you back 😌 2:14
Its funny how this video can make you happy or bring you down
The husbando one was so accurate. HOW DO YOU KNOW?? 😳😳
I got an ad at the No Crush about Crush zero sugar and now I'm at a loss for words other than that being a good pun.
That video game character one is so relatable- and the fact you put Link- I would equip his Desert Voe Set and just… stare at him in the menu for a minute or so-
Christ that's accurate man
3:27 Bruh way to call me out (casually hides picture of Junko behind back)
Junko💀
I would be concerned, but Amy Kiriwo isn't very better-
As a person who have a crush on a fighter jet,i see this as an absolute win
W pfp
The first one is accurate
I feel like im boutta confess to her.
She seems like the only remaining light in my life
dude you ok?
@@hhrq._.q im not sure anymore.
Thanks for asking
ik its a bit late, but how did it go
@@pancakebestfood542 rejection.
On good terms though. We're still friends
I don’t even have a crush but I still enjoy watching this
3:44 I have a whole a** relationship story in my head about nobody 😂😅
5:30 Never going to run around and desert you
sorry i have to do this
4:53 so, I guess I'm a narcissist now?
Funny story
I had a Cush on someone but thought they were way out of my league so I acted like I did around anyone so when I moved my friend said she had a crush on me too. it hurt way more coming from him. That’s when I realized that I’m not going to see her again for years. so when I came back we were like strangers.
In my consideration, a best friend/perfect crush = the prettiest best friend and I’m lucky to choose her!❤
Perry: Wait… you’ve never gotten a Valentine’s Day card?
Me: Yup.
Perry: Rest in peace
Me: Thanks.
the grind is all consuming. no time exists for anything else.
“ No crush. “
Because I’m bored. :D
My depersonalization when Perry told me I didn't exist : 📈📈📈
4:09
no not just 13 year old girls 10-16 year old girls based off of my experiences
Mm, every age can be actually
My favorite Valentines movie is the Charlie Brown one
2:53 is so accurate! 😭😭😭
As someone with social issues I can confirm he’s totally right
3:38 my wallpaper on my phone is Foxy 😭
I'm a mix of 'Someone in Class' and 'Best Friend.'
We aren't BEST FRIENDS but we are friends, I stare at them awkwardly during class and sometimes I see him staring back and I'm like- "OH MAH GOSH- WOW"
*Laughs in liking fictional characters*
Same here
Ikr 🥲
2:08
2:13 I was once in a chat of like 5 other peeps who pretended to be Sephiroth and that it was the Sephverse, we then all thought of ways to torment Cloud
I don't want a loner
I *am* the loner
Lemme prove my point:
Ladies which one of yall would spend the day watching anime and playing bakugan or megaman
Welp, it's been a month since you asked that question and still no replies. I guess we both are in fact loners.
@@radututulea2736 I rest my case
im not a lady but dont worry brother i would
Bro out here roasting everyone 😂
All I wanted for Valentine's Day was to not have to spend it alone....... Again. Needless to say, I didn't get what I wanted. That's ok, I've been alone for years. Kinda hurts, but I've gotten used to it.
being alone for valentines day is rough
Same
As someone with no crush, this is an absolute win.
None applied to me because I haven't ever had a crush, or have fallen in love, and unlike most people, I really hope I DON'T get anything for valentine's unless it's the chocolates I'm gonna steal from my friends. (context: I'm aroace)
Yep same
Ive liked my friend for years now, we know eachother outsude and inside of school, we are pretty close friends. Tbh i like their sense of humor and how theyre the only person i can stay up all night texting, mainly because their funny and nice to talk to. Also because they also have insomnia and knows how it feels, so they probably decide to go to sleep the same day as me
I have a crush on WAY TOO MANY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!! 🙂
2:23 Very True. Wait, how did you know I do that?!
I always feel like I'm being watched so, are you the one watching me?!
MVPerry straight up laughed at me for actually being in love with a fictional character
That fictional character is actually Hatsune Miku
@@dilianvtWow. I know my friend is in love with her, as well. I'm a female irl but, I have crushes on female and male anime characters. I don't really know why.
Happy Valentine’s Day MV Perry❣️❣️❣️
Why is the husbando one so accurate I feel personally attacked
👁👄👁💅😭🤣
He can hurt our felling so fast 😭
9:30 No,not even a single one😢❤💔
happy valentines
**looks at Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5** You are my valentine.
Then he probably listed exactly your problem
@@_Abgehoben:/
Thanks you too
Ha! This is my first Valentine’s Day where I ACTUALLY have a boyfriend/fiancé, and I’m madly in love with him, we’re going to get married one day and we will be so happy together. We met on Roblox, and we became friends, then I confessed my feelings for him and he also told me that he loves me, and a few days to a few weeks ago I asked him to marry me and he said yes, we’re teenagers and we’re engaged, but we both love each other so much.
The robot one is extremely accurate
2:29
Bruh that is so true😂😂😂
Happy valentine MVPerry and u snail 😂
Jokes on you I never had a crush
5:36 ;)
@@whynotsleepontheroof why not
people say having a crush on a fictional character is weird but wait until u watch demon slayer
8:38 You said what I was literally thinking
i was dumped by my girlfriend, rejected by my classmate, and friend zoned by my neighbor. now i'm lonely but i cant even talk to girls without wishing i could just walk away and cry in my bedroom.
Oh that's sad
1:38 I am the loner lol
And we really suck
I already got called out in the first two I'm sorry! 😂❤
I want a birthday cake for valentines day because thats when my birthday is 😂😂
happy early birthday lol
@@blu.b3ll thanks 🙂🙂
Happy brithday
@@hjuoowou560 thank you
@@AsherTheModder happy early b-day🥳
Right on time
I told my crush I love her, but she said that she loves someone else, which just happens to be my ex-girlfriend 😐
But my ex-girlfriend doesn't go to school very often, so here I am - flirting with my crush everyday
love your vids keep going man
5:45 True!
Some people prefer being single
Maybe I was meant to be single, like a lone werewolf would be.
I have nobody and I think thats a good thing.
New video? Oh yeah 😎.
THIS IS SO ACCURATE FOR ME
My crush is my boyfriend, for over a year and months 💗 .
Same but my crush is my girlfriend 🥰❤ and we only know each other for over one month
Way to flex on a comment section full of lone weebs
@@MexicanMeijin Yep
@@ortarkgendar Hope it goes well between you two!
@@derazira Thank you so much ! I hope your couple will live forever :D
This has the best answer in mind when your understanding the world works with people to get your best to make sure it can get away at work in an old person that doesn't get into them because you're still getting paid a job that is just an important one
People who are single pringles. 👇
I mean... Five is a murderer, but he did it to save his family
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what-??
Okay, I now don't exist *Xenogenesis(outro) song starts playing*
aye dominooo
POV: You don’t have a school relationship.
*insert gigachad face + themesong*
I don’t have a crush because yes, I don’t feel many feelings for some reason, don’t ask because not even I know. But all my friends are crazy about people and I’m like: 😀👍 then they hit me with the “I’m GoNnA wRiTe PeOpLeS’ nAmEs On PaPeR aNd YoU gOnNa DaTe ThEm” and I’m just- 👁️👄👁️ it’s pretty weird.
5:00 oh the thrill of the double life 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯💯
Well, the funny thing is I don’t love anybody 😢 I’m ok I just have something in mine eye I do love somebody at school and my parents😂❤
and you also need a dictionary
5:36 welp you got me there-