STEALTH CAMPING BEHIND NEWCASTLE AIRPORT IN A BUSH
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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I absolutely love it when you shout to people they look around like who the f is there hysterical 😂quality 😊❤
Ya av gotta spot behind airport its old ww2 bunkers if ur interested in the location like ur stuff its fuckin belta
Don't mind me. Just doing my catchup blot binge. :).
Awwwwwwwawwwww, what the hell was that noise about minutes in? AwwwwwwAwawaa
Love it - best blog on youtube
My mum just passed away recently from cancer, she used to love watching you Chris, even in hospital I'd be asking her things and she'd reply to me with "you know it makes sense" and mandingo on the end of things, all the nurses thought she was mad lol, I've been a follower for a couple of years now and the moment I showed my mum she was hooked and used to tune in to all your videos.
It's going to be a hard few weeks for me and my dad but just want to take this moment to thank you for giving my mum hours of entertainment, her favorites were the stealth camps with little Smick :)
Thanks Chris and may your channel continue and give entertainment to us all.
Why am some biography writer
Pete :)
Sorry for your loss pal 👍
Sorry for your loss Paldingo. Keep your head up, you now got an Angel in the sky watching over you.
Thankyou mate, means a lot
Sorry for your loss Mandingo. Losing a parent is tough
beautiful words, sorry your mum passed away
My mum who has dementia just watched this with me, made her smile. Thanks Blot ❤
Bless you and your mum.
You are the king, dude
@@martrix82 fair play to you giving Chris a super thanks but you are better buying him a coffee as RUclips don't take as much placenta from Chris , Rights 🤜
Cheers mate 👍
Thanks for the hard work and all the amazing video's every week. Whaskey time Mandingo. You know what I'm talking about and you know it makes complete sense. Bicycles!
@@Winterholding fair play to you for giving Chris a super thanks of £20 but you are better buying him that amount in coffees a RUclips take a higher placenta on the super thanks then the buying a coffee
Cheers mate, much appreciated 👍
@@mruptheirons thanks for the tip mate
the "ay mate" gag never gets old. mad spot there to camp. good one blot
Never thought it would ever happen but walked past chris and young chris today in the Yorkshire dales and was able to show my appreciation for the best RUclips channel on RUclips. Riiiight👍🏻
I say it was great seeing the two Chris's , Rights 🤜
Great show Mandingo. Think it’s time for some camouflage equipment now though!
There needs to be a video that goes out on a Monday or Tuesday. The gap between the weekend and Wednesday night ( Thursday morning for us Aussies), is too long. Maybe a chance to talk about earlier stealth camps, behind the scenes, or a chance to review some beverage other than whiskey - keeping the whiskey review for the other nights.
@@RichardWilkinson-cw1lx Chris did a Brandy review on his Friday Food Review show , check it out
Ooh aah like paint stripper, not good at all guys 😆😆😆
Nice to meet you mandingo 😁👍
Stealth camp professional whaskey expert, chef and story teller extraordinaire, Blot, a man of many talents.
Fair Play dude, that has to be the smallest bit of bush anyone in the world has ever camped in! You are the master of stealth camping, hands down.
U havnt seen him camp in a mini roundabout have u ?😂
cant wait for my favourite mandingo. Best show ever hope your doing well chris.
This is by far the best content on the internet.
This is my new favorite channel, 100% mandingo!🖖
Flights.... 👏😄
This is a linguistic guide for all new Mandingos out there. Ze Mandingo Lingoroonie
General:
1. For the newbie not used to English dialects, go for 75% play speed in the videos or even 50%.
2. You can use the pre-phrase “zee old” before generally every noun there is, e.g. “Zee old hamdingo” or “Zee old bagaroonie”.
3. In case of excitement; make a 2-3 seconds long sexual moan with extended rounded lips while performing a chin elevation around 45 degrees upwards.
4. Always end a scene, line or conversation with:
a. rights, rice, rice cakes, ricicles, bicycles, liceicles, mice lice or tricicles.
b. You know it makes total sense
c. You know it makes sense
d. You better believe it
e. You know what I’m talking about
f. Mandingos
g. Short sexual moan (1 sec)
5. Once in a while, repeat the last 3-4 words of a sentence with a deeper voice. 1-3 times.
6. Always use the word “pardonski” to pardon yourself after a loudly belch.
7. When hiding in a thick good bush and If possible, yell “here mate” with a nasal and slightly distorted voice, to people walking by. It should sound like “ehh maet”. Immediately retreat into thick foliage before anyone sees you.
8. Refer to sayings (of wisdom) like this: “As they say in the (region/local place) in (country)”
9. When leaving the Camp site of Stealth, say “make like a tree and split” to emphasize your action in a slightly humorous manner.
Vocabulary
Aamnds - Almonds
Backaroonie - back (body part)
Bagaroonie - Bag, backpack
Bagdad - Bag, backpack
Bandingo - Bloke
Barkaroonien - barking
Barry Whites - Bad guts, stomach pain
Beakaroonie - Nose
Bice - It’s not even a word
Bicycles - see Rights
Big fat spotty a**e - Chris’s behind
Bin Diesel - bin, garbage bin
Blatter - Platter
BLM - the Blot Mobile
Block - Bloke
Blotmobile - Chris’s car
Blotskie tentskie - Chris’s tent
Boug - Bug
Boutt - But
Bundingo - Bun
Bunion - Onion
Bushdingo - Bush
Busted blood vessels -?
Buzz light - light source
Camaradi - Camera
Camerari - Camera
Campmandingo - Camp
Candingo - Can (of beer)
Chicken coma - Chicken Korma
Chickourney Weaver - Chicken
Chillaxed - Chilled and relaxed
Cauld - Cold
Cashdingo - Cash
Chiparoonies - Chips
Cuuk - Cook
Cupdingo - Cup
Curry Catona - Curry
Deep fry poodles - Fried noodles
Derek Chorizo - Chorizo sausage
Dice - see Rights
Ding dang do - Do
Dogdingo - Dog
Dodge - see Dodge city
Dodge city - Stealth camp site (?)
Dr. Legg - Egg
Duck Daniel’s - Jack Daniel’s (whiskey)
Dunndingo - Done
Eddie Lizard - male genital
Eggsackly - Exactly
Ehh maet! - Here mate!
Eyeball shyball - Eye
Fandingos - Fans (of Blot)
Fan sexualities - Fans (of Blot)
Fan sexuals - Fans (of Blot)
Fauks - Folks
Flavaroonie - Flavour
Flavedingo - Flavour
Flooud - Food
Footaash - Footage
Freshdingo - Fresh
Ginormous - Enormous
Glöööv of self löööv, ze -18+ (viewer discretion is adviced)
Good mooning - Good morning
Hamdingo - Ham
Hatch - Mouth, throat
Human beinski - Human being
She meal - She male
Hondred - Hundred
Hoongrie - Hungry
Human dorsal fin, the - Little Mick
Ian Rush - Rush
Informationaahh - Information
In ze morgen - In the morning
Jack Scraniels - Food
Jean-Claude van Sexual - Van (vehicle)
Jobdingo - Job
Jovely - Lovely
Jurgen Klophfie - Coffee
Kate Bush - Bush
Kool and the gangbang -?
Legdingos - Legs
Legend - A true fan of the Blot
Liceicles - see Rights
Lice - Rice or see Rights
Lunching glad back - Lunch
Main slopper - Main course
Mandingo - Follower of the Blot, bloke
Mandidingle - see Mandingo
Mandy dingle - see Mandingo
Mee - My
Manfludingo - Man flu
Megasaurass -?
Mice - see Rights
Meegeer - My gear
Maet - Mate
Mrs. Blot w. the sexy bot- Chris’s wife
Munchin drive back - Drive back
Munchin Gladbach - Eat
Mushroom lice - Rice with mushroom
Neil Sedaka - Second
Nicki Menaj - Footage
Nostradamus - Nostril
Noire - One hour
Oh matron! - Oh my!
Old Lizard - Male outer genital
Ondie bedondies - Underwear
Ook - Oak
Ouinnit - Minute
Outdoorsy - Outdoor
Pack Shakur - Pack
Paldingo - Pal, friend
Pandingo - Frying pan
Pansexual - Frying pan
Pansexualities - Fans of the Blot
Pardonski - Pardon
Peggy Mitchell - peg
Phonedingo - Phone
Placenta - Percent
Plandingo - Plan
Pondingies - pound (currency)
Raheem Sterloin - Sirloin steak
Raisins - Reasons
Rataroonie - Rat
Reddingo - Red
Reviewski - Review
Rice - see Rights
Rice cakes - see Rights
Ricicles - see Rights
Rice kicks - see Rights
Rights - End of conversation/scene
Rights boomski - see Rights
Rocken and ze rollen - Rock’n roll
Rubbaash - Rubbish
Schmickaroonie - Little Mick
Schmicky Dorsal fin - Little Mick
Scoredingles - Score
Scoredingos - see Score
Scran Daniels - Food
Scrandingo - Food
Seconda - Second (time unit)
Skid - Kid
Skiddie bediddie - Brown skid mark
Slash Gordon - Pee
Sleeping bag sexual - Sleeping bag
Smashed burger - very drunk
Snatcharoonie - Female genital
Snackaroonie - Snack
Sneckaroonie (?) - Nose
Snout - About
Sniffarooni - Sniff
Sniffdingo - Sniff, scent, aroma
Spamdingo - see Mandingos
Spamtastic - Fantastic
Special sauce - Male reproduction fluid
Spillaash - Spillage
Stoff - Stuff
Talking asnout - Talking about
Tastaroonie - Taste
Tendingo - Ten
Tentingo - Tent
Tentski - Tent
Thangod - Thank God
The Famous Cupdingo - A cup used for the exclusive world famous whasky review
Titernet - Internet
Tonguedingo - Tongue
Tree mendous - Tremendous
Tricicles - see Rights
Uncle benski - Rice
Vandingo - Van
Videogaga - Video
Wae of ze Mandingo - That’s the way
Welldunn - Well done
Whaskie - Whisky
Willie Thornbush - Bush
Windaroonie - Wind
Winnie Mandela - Short while, minutes
Virgin van Dyke - Virgin
Wuinnit - Minute
Ze - The
Think you need a hobby
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Great effort. Only thing I can think of which isn't there is "sell us your jawbone"
Busted blood vessels - Caught (busted)
That is quite comprehensive. Who'd have thought the old Mandingo has such a vast nomenclature.
The roundabout video was recommended to me, now I've binge watched like 10 of your videos. My new favorite channel. I can't remember dedicating so much time to youtube binging since this. You know that it makes sense! Awesome videos man. Glad you got a big back catalogue to keep the people entertained. You seem like an absolute legend. Thank you for the content! Half way through the video, that spot looks well cozy. Thanks again.
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@@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW Cheers Mandingo! Got my brother and sister in law hooked on your videos now also. Your videos are perfect remedy for a chaotic world! Thanks again for creating absolute gold. Have a good one!
Which vid does BLOT and Mick get the most battered ?. The one by the factory Mick is tw@tted
Can’t believe you found “Wilson!”
In ze bush and didn’t say hi 😂
Thanks
Thanks very much 👍
I like All night long by Lionel Blair lol
"Time for a Danish beer" pulls out a Czech beer 🤣
he done that with the mahou as well said it was german when its spanish lolololol
To be fair it’s all brewed in the UK
The main Mandingo does it all the time! It's all part of the showdingo. You better believe it is
@@Realtalk43 mahou aint one the few that aint budvar is imported too
Does he do it on purpose? He said San Miguel is French and Ikea is Danish?!
Dog walker thought he was all alone till he hears "hey mate" coming from the kate bush 😅
I thought it was a lady ha
Best one since the mini roundabout. Great work Mandingo
I’ve watched most of your videos but in my opinion this is one of the best of them. Thank you I really enjoyed it.
“Even though im not doing anything wrong.” .. Public drinking on private property in the bush 🤣 this dudes the man
It's not against the law to drink on public.
Civilly there is, but who cares!!@Rong-x2b
‘Please fasten your seatbelts guys, cos we’re on the way to Benidorm to get smashburgered’ 😂
Thank you Mr BLOT for another crackup video. Australians from the bush down under love your videos liiiice
You are a legend bud keep them coming all the best Greg
Fantastic, fantastic cooking fantastic food keep the great work up. You truly are amazing and the legend and you always cheer me up your loyal friend Luke from the UK. 🇬🇧
Brilliant Chris love your stories about life as a young lad made me laugh and keep them coming thanks for making me chuckle.
That was another better Mr blot.your videos just keep on getting better.your amazing straight up living the life you love kinda man.whilst entertaining us on your journey ...keep going blot you truly are an inspiration ......ricecles 👍
Mandingo keep up the good work x loved this one ❤
Hey Mate, the way that gadgie looked around was mint. Now that is a stealth camp with a difference epic stuff mate. I've came over from Jimmy's channel and just subbed, looks a great channel and you canny beat following a fellow North East lad happy days
That story is an absolute SCREAM😂😂😂😂
Your a complete legend Mandingo you crack me after you had a few drinks and you know it makes complete sense
Nice one Chris. Pmsl when ya shouting ere mate from a lone bush and they're acting like they don't know where it's coming from. Thought you were gonna get Buster Keaton'd off one. Lol. Class that was. 👍
That's a fabulous spot, lice!!!
I expect most of us from around here recognise that road immediately.
That dog walker made me laugh out loud!
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This is a ballsy one mate, if you tried this in the states they would probably give you 20 years if they did not just shoot you first
This is the best camping channel love it !!!
Loving the videos me and my lad James Scott have subscribed and looking forward to all your uploads keep up the good work
Pure escapism from the stress of life, Chris - absolutely love it! I've already Googled the OEX Salamander Bivi 😂
Absolute class 😂😂❤
How did know one see your torch in that bush is beyond me lad 👍 cush vid again bro
I Met mrs BLOT the other day when I was delivering to the pub , lovely woman , was telling her I was a fan of the channel RIGHTS 🤝
Aaahhh 😁
Literally the perfect bush
I wish I could enjoy something so much as you enjoy camping Mandingo,best channel EVER.2 rights
Brilliantly bonkers content. I'm constantly laughing. Keep up the great work.
So entertaining. The way you said "Fooootage" was hilarious
Love bit a blot, love planes = perfect sunday eve
The hey mate shouts really crack me up man. Only found you recently fella thanks to the algorithm and now subbed. Great content
Crackin story that Chris....''I didnt even shake''....lololo, I fell of my chair laffin!
Love watching you Deano from Australia you know it makes sense rice 👍👍👍
I keep seeing random gloves of self love now.
CHEEEEEEERRRRSSS for that! I’m also curious about whaasky. Thanks for that too! Prob will do the shivers and shakes with that.
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Brilliant! Best one I've seen in ages Mandingo! Get your landing flaps out! Aaahhh
I just discovered your channel. What a delight!!!!
Hi Chris , I can't get enough of watching your stealthy camping videos , thanks for making me laugh 👍 by the way I am from Slovakia and this is Czech beer Staropramen . Cheers fandingo . Looking forward for next video 😊
Yep i know where the beer is from, I'm only joking haha 😄
Well that's different behind an airport I really enjoy your content.
The glove of self love never gets old omg 😂😂😂
I always laugh when you say: "This is the God's honest truth!" I'm still gutted about Southgate lol. Brilliant location. I was hoping you would do a stealth beside the airport.
Deep in ze bush…a brand spanking new football ⚽️ diiiiiiice 🎲🎲🎲 another epic video Mandingo 👏🏼 you are a proper legend, you better believe it 🔝
Great choice of a stealth camp. Enjoyed it.
Dont know how i found this channel but im glad i did mandingo. AAAAHHHHHHHH
Cheers Mandingo another great entertaining watch. Also the blot lingo is totally contagious if you know what I’m saying as I have taught my budgie to say Mandingo which he does as clear as day cheers for now 😂😊
RIGHTS 👍
Hi Mandingo I’m going through a hard time at the moment with my mental health ,watching your videos make me smile thank you.
Thanks for watching bud and I hope you're doing well my man friend 👍
brilliant stealth camp Mandingo keep the content coming always look forward to sunday nights
That’s a pretty perfect bush
This guy is effing hilarious. I am a huge boxing fan and used to watch ex boxer Tyan Booth's RUclips channel, and it made me laugh in a similar drunken anecdotal, whimsical way: I write as I have my second Southern Comfort after 3 gin and tonics 😂
Sounds like another good one. Looking forward to it as usual. All the best Peter.
Another great one Mandingo! I'm behind and catching up!
New subscriber here.
Enjoying the stealth camping videos.
Hi another brilliant video couldn't stop laughing at you shouting I enjoyed every moment as always
Nice one. Would love to see some more breakfast cooking / morning after footage. Watching from Australia 👍
When the rain started I thought “ get that tarp up chick” all the soil will get muddy! It was dry, perfect to camp in those bushes. The last thing you need is mud, that would ruin everything. I was so impressed with your camp site, it just looked like thick bushes but BINGO, there was a super place to camp. AND even a football 😊
You should try steath camping in Bushy Park near Hamton Court Palace, I slept there one night behind a large fallen log next to the boat pond having some snacks and few beers, beware there will be a red deer staring at you sleeping.
Back in the day late 60s early 70s Elephant and Castle London pubs lunchtime Trad Jazz bands and Drag comedians... Smashburgered at lunch then back to work. Those were the days its all so tame these days.
Camps in mad places, gets pissed and talks a load of shite, i love it, class
Can’t beat it when Blot loses the Plot 😅 Flightssss 👍
Perfect spot. I'd camp there. And that was the best here mate ever
Absolute ledgend.
Only commenting to support the main mandingo. Every little helps.... As they say in the aisles of aldi. Love the channel. Stealth camps are my favourite but i do watch the odd flOOd weview and watch most of the wild camps too. 10.2 out of 10 mandingo. Riiiiiiiights!
Eeeehhhh chris you amaze me man lad 😂😂😂 does mrs blot understand you at all ? 😂😂 my hubby was exactly the same as you couldn’t put a sentence together all maaaad words all the tine maybe that’s why you’s are loved so much keep it gannin kidda ❤❤❤
Absolute gold this 😅😅
Great show! Cheers from Canada 🇨🇦
another good one mate,,,thanks for the video
I can't stop saying oooh matron at work
Don't know how you got away with that one and LOL at the polite X rated story and I knew where that was going lol! With those planes taking how how did you sleep to 09.25 and through an alarm as well lol, cheers Alan
I've got a few more stories to come, some of my old friends with be shitting themselves haha 😄👍
Absolutely brilliant mate, loved every minute of it 😁👍 Stealth camping heaven for me that 😄 If we do a vid up there we'll include your bush 😂 Atb mate, J&L
RIGHTS 👍 😁
A ruddy brilliant episode. If you ever run out of future locations, you could consider 'Northumberlandia' country park? You could stealth camp near her right boob or the bush.
I may be wrong but this might your first stealth camp in Newcastle. I also live about 5mins drive from the airport 👍
Hey mandingo time again watching your new stealth camp video. I was watching you and Mrs. Blott at a cabin on the 1 star indian cusine. Beer time😮
I reckon you should do an episode of where you work and other parts of your non camping life. And you could call it “the secret life of blot” 🤘
You know its make total sense mike, vathy nice.👍
The joy we felt when he got in and found a nice spot for the bivvy ❤❤❤ 😂
Hehe, "My mouth is as dry as a nun's ......" lmao 😅👍
cheer's mandingo for your One of a kind original content🥃
Lool. I'm in the bath. Like that bloke in the Truman Show.
I have a question. Tell us about your experiences with nasty critters you encounter on your camps.
Famous words of Lionel Blair 😂😭😭😭😭
Blot is the only man to punch a Cyclops between the eyes
Look like cack don’t they!??? Absolutely destroyed me 😂😂😂
Love the disco 4
Chris deep in ze bush talking loads of shite makes total sense FLIGHTS ❤blot outdoors show
By you're some Die Hard John McLean..🍻🍻