Imagine all heroes but like this, Iron Man has a suit of taped together metal cans, Hawkeye uses the plastic bow and arrow for kids, Thor has a normal hammer
There was a wasp nest in our backyard and one day my dad got so fed up with them that he decided to get rid of them once and for all. So he went to the backyard with a blowtorch in hand and he had a standoff. I swear, this was the exact noise the wasps were making as they slowly approached my dad
I can just imagine the wasps ganging up on your dad with this theme playing, ur dad was ready to wipe out half of the wasps Captain Beehive: Wasps Azzemble! (Get it?)
My high school band director once made the mistake of giving everyone kazoos to help with learning our marching band drill. He had us run our drill and play our parts on the kazoo. So there was like 60~70 high school kids running around on the football field playing incoherant music on kazoos. _It was hilarious._ I graduated like 5 years ago and I still have my kazoo.
Imagine millions of people around the world, sitting in packed theaters at the first showing of Endgame. You can feel the excitement in the room. The Marvel logo rolls by, and then it's just this. For three hours, on loop.
@@real190logfirst of all, this thing is not brag worthy, I mean it never happened to me, so why would I brag about what I would do? Second. I'm not showing off its just that I don't understand why no one likes this, well sure you might get some of your blood sucked out, but at least your asleep.
I've now realized that even the best songs turn sour if you use it as your morning alarm. Still great, just gives me a heart attack every time I hear it.
Everyone: *arrives at my funeral service* *this starts playing* *bunch of low budget people in super hero costumes arrive dramatically* *all stand around my coffin* *all are provided with kazoos to play along* Everyone: *starts crying in confused and hysterical state*
There is approximately a bugs worth of a human population in 1 square mile And 5 miles would be 5 bugs worth human population (aka 7.3 billion x 5= 36 billion) SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT THERE ARE 36 BILLION BUGS COMING TO YOUR HOUSE!? ...I can relate
We have a holk.
Give me Thonos
RedRaiRobot now ur comment has 69 likes
Avongers assemble
We have a kluh
I have a ormy.
Thanos when he hears this song:
**chuckles** *I'm in danger*
danger*
@@theaveragejoe___ dEnGaR* dumb ass smh -_-
Solid joke there my doode, solid joke. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Antman: Imma expand in dis purple dude's ass
@@angelomg5683 He edited it, it used to say trouble. Calm down.
Orchestra teacher: Everyone go try and make a masterpiece
Me:
69 likes nice
You did good, kid. You did good.
@@cvthecreator7054 yeps
Iron Deficiency Man, Spooder man, Captain China, Eagle Eye, Thur, Bulk, Bee Man, Together they are THE AVONGERS
Iron deficiency man 😭😂
Don’t forget Doctor straight, the Scared witch, Black window, Factor, television, the winter solstice and captain DC lol
off Wish captain china 😂
@@kevinp.h157 aww man you forgot Washing Machine, Iron Deficiency Man's sidekick!
@@kevinp.h157i wish u said summer soilder
Thanos: [Kills Spiderman]
Every Mosquitoman in the Universe:
*Thanos snap*
Every Mosquitoman in the Universe: F@*K.
But wouldn’t they be happy because spiders eat mosquitoes?
Dont worry, male mosquitoes don't bite
elon muskito
@@s650clubofficial4 ?
When you ignore that one fly and he brings over his buddies
Lol🤣
I CHOKED
Airs came literally out of my nose
*Flies assemble*
rrohann OH MY GOSH AKFJSIFJISJFJS UNDERRATED COMMENT
Since half the music production team has been snapped away this will be the opening for Endgame
Noooooo 😂😂😂
Yesss
It better be
YES
Makes sense 😂
Connie: "To save the world."
This theme starts playing...
From devastation!
@@windowstaskmanager5349 To unite all peoples within our nation!
@@thatgirlfellowgal7669 To denounce the evils of truth and love!
@@nexsusplayer6341 To extend our reach to the stars above
an attack on titan reference in an avengers song video. culture indeed
All I can imagine with this version is Steve Rogers entrance without super serum with a trash can lid and an inhaler
Imagine all heroes but like this, Iron Man has a suit of taped together metal cans, Hawkeye uses the plastic bow and arrow for kids, Thor has a normal hammer
Siddharth Singh Hulk is just some old guy wearing green spray paint
Siddharth Singh no, Thor has a squeaky inflatable toy hammer
ant man wearing an ant costume
Black Widow has a water pistol
Me: Opens the door for 0.5 seconds
Every single fly in the world:
and mosquito
I cant stop laugh about this
Lmao😂
What an actual original and decent comment this is! You get my like!
@@BombBird11 bro overdramatic headass
This is the theme when Thor and korg take on noobmaster69
YES
Lol. So true.
Who is actually wong
What if Loki was actually noobmaster69?
@@monaaoi oh fuck
This perfectly represents phase 4.
This fit perfect for the Illuminati
@@weebweird8332 She Hulk's theme should just be a kazoo version of the hulks theme in the MCU film.
@@doobyscooby42agreed
4
Eh; with Kang... just kinda gone Phase 4 was officially a fever dream
There was a wasp nest in our backyard and one day my dad got so fed up with them that he decided to get rid of them once and for all. So he went to the backyard with a blowtorch in hand and he had a standoff. I swear, this was the exact noise the wasps were making as they slowly approached my dad
wosps assomble
Blue Velocity is he ok or is he dead
no, there’s no middle ground
Earth just -lost- *gained* its best defender
I can just imagine the wasps ganging up on your dad with this theme playing, ur dad was ready to wipe out half of the wasps
Captain Beehive: Wasps Azzemble! (Get it?)
Nial Berry You stole my profile pic
Some people thinks kazoo is a not real instrument but not us
NOT US
My high school band director once made the mistake of giving everyone kazoos to help with learning our marching band drill. He had us run our drill and play our parts on the kazoo. So there was like 60~70 high school kids running around on the football field playing incoherant music on kazoos. _It was hilarious._ I graduated like 5 years ago and I still have my kazoo.
@@SkyFyre2435 I m from Turkey. In Turkey nobody knows anything about kazoos except me. I have one of them i like it sound but my friends hates it.
@@SkyFyre2435 anyway kazoo is a fuckin incredible music instrument i wanna kazoo army
@@emreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bruh where tf did you find a kazoo in turkey i want one too
I’m real
The new Avongers movie looks great!
this is a petition for it to be in endgame
chng.it/bDQX6LTXPF
yo whaddup kremit
woah
Agreed
This isn't a movie
tO sAve tHe wOrD.
connie
Oh boy im getting ready for that to be animated
Even when it’s a kazoo it’s still pretty hype
*hype*
guerejito the duck especially when it’s a kazoo
It's even more hype to me
911 likes....
Hell yeah it still is hype as shit
avongers assembol
avongers : ege of æltrön
avongers : infoniti wor
avongers : engdame
avongers gaend
avongers : stann liis kehzuh
Copten Emuhica - -Syvvel Wor
YoU sPeLt IT WrOnG yOu UnEdUcAtEd ApPlE sEeD11!!1111!!!!!111
avongers: END ME*
Imagine millions of people around the world, sitting in packed theaters at the first showing of Endgame. You can feel the excitement in the room. The Marvel logo rolls by, and then it's just this. For three hours, on loop.
I'd pay for it twice
I would go to every showing
Every day, we get CLOSER to God lol
Money well spent.
You know everyone would stay for the post-credits scene
This theme music is beyond awesome, even in this funny spoof version.
Man, MCU had their prime moments...
"Avongurz Asemburrr!!!"
When the Human Body uses 100% of the brain.
Habata Batata Maas
total mass destruction.
When the Brain Body uses 100% of the Human.*
deathmonkey36 what the hell is that supposed to mean?
@@g6ws shush... nobody knows... all we know is it's the truth of life...
When you smack a mosquito and his whole crew comes back to wipe out half your blood cells
When you hit a single Sombie Pig Man
They want to Avenge the Fallen mosquito. 😅
😂 😂😂
I’M DIEING
@@xeronoobmaster6984 i had to... *Dying
When you insult fornite.
Sounds like a bunch of bees that really enjoy Marvel movies.
IKR
IKR
Yeah
IKR
IKR
I’m glad to see so many men of culture
Mom:don't leave the doors open the flies will ge-
Flies:
That is facts
Anakin Skywalker this made me laugh harder than i’d like to admit
1:05 when the flies start lifting the house
U suck
@@madmannn9576
No u
I only listen to quality music
Agreed
Same
This is quality
Most definitely, and that's not even being sarcastic
@NON-MASK you're
Me: trying to sleep
The mosquito in my room:
If anything I would sleep like a baby if I heard the mosquitos in my bed room buzzing the avengers theme.
I’d cry to the point I fall asleep
@@real190log what is wrong with people, this thing sounds so good to fall asleep (without crying or anything else).
@@vito6197 well lucky you no need to show off
@@real190logfirst of all, this thing is not brag worthy, I mean it never happened to me, so why would I brag about what I would do? Second. I'm not showing off its just that I don't understand why no one likes this, well sure you might get some of your blood sucked out, but at least your asleep.
perfectly sums up the current state if the mcu
So true lol
mosquitos at 3am be like
Some people are sleeping at 3 am
But not us
Not us
We are watching infinity war trying to find any more Easter eggs
That comment cured my depression for a full two minutes, thank you
Criminally underrated comment
My fav comment I've ever read omg
I never knew the mosquitoes just want to watch endgame... I mean same, but I'll still smack them dead
Peter when Tony brings him to a mision
😂😂
😂
RED Engineer you know which peter
@RED Engineer quill
OMG YES! LOL
When you sneak water through airport security.
U madlad
@@kami_svn4135 absolute madlad
When you manage to get those beers to your room without alarming your mom...
R/madlads
dead hdisbxkdjdkdndi
Man I’m loving these new heroes:
- Lady DC
- Sun Squire
- Wong Cho
- Amazing Dude
- Light Woman
- Her Hunk
- Spike
Amazing dude is definitely my fav
Me: Opens door for 0.0001 seconds
Every moth within a 15 mile radius:
@@justarandomspring3120 not just a lol, it deserves a gud joke bud
*LÄMP*
Dermit the Krog can’t get monitized I love you
Ehi what's wrong whit me
Incredibly underrated comment
When you go on the Disney Channel website without your parents' permission
*dodge rolls to computer*
*looks around*
*logs into computer*
Stealth: 100
@@caseybarber401 Me everyday but i don't do Disney, only to check my *GAME ACCOUNTS*
Absolute madlad
All right I hacked in and disabledvtheir algorithmes
Sounds spicy. Tell me more.
I’m doing this for my talent show
*no one can stop me*
godspeed, my child
Don't be too hard on them
Get a video of it and send it to me plz
I did it, today and I got 3rd place..
Thats pretty good for a kazoo player.
Ava Elias ur user name picture says so, go my child
To save the world :)
To wave the sorld (:
To world save the :)
From devastation.
First song on the playlist on the gym
YES ITS TOO GOOD
WAIT A MINUTE
👍🏽
@@pandamandax3797 Jaja
Lmfao
Me: goes outside for a single second.
Every mosquito in the yard:
Mosqazis
This is real where I live bruh
Moskitos assembol
Wow so a bunch of mosquitoes eat you like a feast too huh
enderbrine if your are talking to me then yes
*seattle is like fly paradise*
Imagine Thor’s entrance in Wakanda but with this song
YES
They did it, just search it
Epic
ruclips.net/video/WIKB3DXe2Zo/видео.html neat 👌
THAT’S AWESOME.
This slaps harder than will smith
Lmao
When your phone is at 1% but you see a charger in the corner of your room
lol
But then you realize someone is using the charger
lol
But you see your room is full of legos
Oh my gosh I actually started choking when I read this, I'm tearing up 😂
Anyone else weirdly impressed by the harmony?
Mission to be A Man I was ‘bouta comment the same thing
Ikr it's like something new
I am very much so. Especially around half-way.
I wish it goes into an actual avengers movie one day
And the octave jumps are epic, I’m sure they play real instruments and know how to play it, probably piano players who know it
Captain America shows up but without his super soldier serum
rinnegan sr this is a petition for it to be in endgame
chng.it/bDQX6LTXPF
Imagine the scrawny twig that he was kicking @$$ and taking names. Just a Captain America as skinny as Groot and a trash can lid shield.
Absolutely brilliant.
@@reagphil8748 *puffs inhaler and keeps playing*
Reagphil 87 THIS BROKE ME
Get up Reiner, and join the Avengers Initiative.
Me: Hey can we go see Avengers?
Mom: No, we have Avengers at home.
Avengers at home:
But this is gold-
Me-Thanks mom!
Ha
How dare you...! *Is about to send Potato Army*
even better
Me: ok I studied all night yesterday for this test, I just gotta remember what I’ve learned and I’ll ace it
My brain:
Val-Zod I don’t wanna talk about it😒
Braeden Biscuit loll
50/100
Right thats how it be man 😂😂😂
I'm your 700th like thank me later
Whenever ant man does anything heroic
As an Ant Man fan, I approve of this.
@@jerryc5716 I second that
this is a petition for it to be in endgame
chng.it/bDQX6LTXPF
BRRRRRHXYITO. DRR-DRERR BRRBTRRRRRRR
Cassie and the X-Cons are the ones playing the kazoos
"And I gotta tell you, it was perfect, PERFECT"
Me: **studying**
Nobody:
Fly: *_allow me to introduce myself_*
And then the fly said
Fly: *There was an idea...*
Ghosteriz to bring together a group of remarkable people
Thanos Fly
@@idontgetjokes4614 To see could it become something more
@@Ghosteriz Another Fly: *To bring a group of remarkable people...*
Anybody else got tears in their eyes from how beautiful this is?
*we all did*
yes😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Like no joke
Omg its the real thonos
I love your channel bio🐊 dropped a sub as well 🐊 feel free to sub to me mate,🐊🐊
" avongers assembol " The most beautiful words ever said
Time stamp?
@@shadowblade2149 in our hearts
@@shadowblade2149 🤣😎
@@shadowblade2149 0:00 - 1:58
Shadow Blade are you dum
To save the world ;)
-Stinky Bald, 955(?)
Thanos: making breakfast on his farm
The Avengers:
Come er Thanos!!!
bruh he was just chillin...enjoying his days of retirement😞
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆Ok ok you got me thete
TheNewCornyMule Avongers*
I was low-key sad when thanos was just
The mosquitos assembling above my bed be like
MOSQUITOES ASSEMBLE
SO TRUE 😂
Holy sht you’re right!!
Now this is what I call a good joke 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Friend: you better not play trash on the aux
Me:
Friend: * Gives you 20 dollars *
every mosquito in the universe in your bedroom near ur ear while sleeping be like:
(intensely humming the avengers theme song)
Tony: We have a hulk....
*playing the Avengers' theme song on a kazoo.*
Loki: *oH dEaR oDiN*
👌
Searched “meme music for going into war”
Was not disappointed.
perfection
This isn’t meme music, it’s the original avengers assemble theme song
I’m sorry WHAT
This man right
**loads LMG with religious intent**
"Mom, can I get a kazoo?"
"Why?"
"... No reason"
i did that
same
@@joshharrison1922 hahaha same
I did that
Same
I've now realized that even the best songs turn sour if you use it as your morning alarm. Still great, just gives me a heart attack every time I hear it.
*What the real theme song would be if the movies ran on a $30 budget*
Kazoos costs like 10$
@@kuivuudenhuippu9150 exactly they have such a high quality of sound they should be a third of the movies budget
@@bcolerl8915 true
40000000000$ budget*
WYDnotHYD exactly
If this isn’t getting played at my funeral, I ain’t coming
Like play this video when your going into the ground or your parents playing it on kazoos
Hol up
Wait a sec...
wait a minute.
Hold up
Me sitting on my back garden enjoying summer:
No one:
Wasps and bees:
Chloe And Her Pens who said girls weren’t funny
I feel like this comment is Under rated 😂😂
chloe I have to tell you something, *it's not even summer yet and bees are more active in the spring anyway*
Wasp and bee:
Scott lang: Let me innn. LET ME IN!!!
Ok this one was actually laughable women just might be evolving or sum
Connie and the Cringevengers, assemble!
I hope they remember you Armin
-Eren
@@Ozone946 "thank you Thanos, for wiping out half for our sake and giving me purpose" -Tony
@@soychidoese i want Death to think of me for a while! For 10 years at least!
-Thanos
@@Ozone946 that sadly makes sense
*When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising*
Bonus points if it's at a friend's house
*I almost died from this comment*
why do I hear boss music
So accurate
200th like (-0-)
Aliens: "we should make contact with humans"
Aliens: *Watch this video*
Aliens: "They clearly surpassed us a long time ago."
Hahaha lol
We are superior
This can go both ways
That or took pity on us on how pathetic we are besides me I'm the chosen one
Darth Vader no i am
Everyone: *arrives at my funeral service*
*this starts playing*
*bunch of low budget people in super hero costumes arrive dramatically*
*all stand around my coffin*
*all are provided with kazoos to play along*
Everyone: *starts crying in confused and hysterical state*
bold of you to assume anyone will be crying
zach monster lmao
zach oml that comment combined with the top one is my mood
I need this on my will
Me after endgame
All the Attack on Titan comments truly fill me with life.
XD Same
Parents: So what kind of music do you listen to? We'd love to hear it.
Me: *nervously sweating*
🤣🤣
“It’s complicated”
I listen to good music
*you can hear the OOOOHHHHs of 6th graders in the distance*
JOKES ON U FINNA SEND IT TO HER
Lmao
Everyone rise for our national anthem
Oh im sorry *international anthem
Christian Ruibal I LOVE THIS COMMENT!
international anthem
This, this is the Internet National Anthem
LMFAOOOOO
I liked then had to unlike real quick because it's too funny that your name is Christian and your comment has 666 likes
This is actually really good unironically.
how original
U right
The likes are at 666
700th like.Also,this is true.
1000th like😁
This is one of the 14000605 alternate futures that doctor strange saw
0:00 Avorgers Assembol!! Captain Jamaica, Aluminium Man, The Amazing Bulk, Black Spoodah, Pigeoneye, Victor Magtanggol
lol!
Im still laughing Jesus christ
... fighting togedar to defit Thenus
pigeoneye i'm crying
Don't forget chore, lowkey, dr pepper, and spooderman
Me:Mom can we see avengers.
Mom:we have avengers at home
:Avongers at home
Very Komunist My comrade cheapongers
I fail to see the problem.
"I see this as an absolute win!"
*Love Him Or Hate Very Komunist My comrade He Spittin Facts*
người việt hả
This is what the opening theme would be if all the Avengers became like Thor.
Amachi Tenshi *_THICC_*
*c h u n g u s*
Sexy
@@tokiwotamale6416 Le boomer has arrived
Lmao
“Can we see avengers?”
“No we have avengers at home.”
*Avengers at home:*
Lol
When your friend tells you that they have a website you can watch Endgame on together and it's "good quality."
xvideos already have infinity war...
Or, support fucking marvel and watch the last fucking movie legit maybe
My genitals are unbelievably small, but anyways, Whoosh
My genitals are unbelievably small, but anyways, Also 10/10 RUclips name
@@yetyetyeyet6788 it's not the last movie so..
Grandchildren: What did you listen to when you were a kid?
Me: Thinks about Avengers theme kazoo orchestra
Avongers team:
Captain Africa
Black window
Spooderman
Diamond man
The credible fella
Thoe: Ruler of storm
Chickeneye
Lol
Summer soldier
Brown panther
Mr average
Sun king
Where is Thot god of blunder
TO SAVE THE WORLD
12am: I’m gonna watch one more video
3am: avongers assembol
5am I am dead
RandomBoi bruh I’m watching this at 3:17 am
@@pcjx5468 3:10 am rip
LOL THATS THE TIME RN
Oh no no
Evacuate the house!
Engage the stores!
And get this man a kazoo
Yes
69 likes...
That’s what I would’ve said if I was in kindergarten lol
I can't be the only one who pronounced that in black panther’s accent
I’m screaming
Friend:what kind of music do you listen to?
Me:.... it's complicated....
Lorenzo Hu this is a petition for it to be in endgame
chng.it/bDQX6LTXPF
...I would actually say this exact link in words
The best music
It's not complicated it's a masterpiece
Pretty simple. You listen to only the best music
Me: finally about to sleep.
Mosquitoes in my room:
me: *doing nothing*
the fly next to my ear:
Hadiya Khokhar I would actually be overjoyed if a fly randomly started buzzing the avengers theme song next to my ear
Facts
Facts
The fly and its friends come back to revenge for the one that I smacked with the newspaper
@@cat9448 yup
In endgame all the avengers will play this to distract thanos while tony flicks ANTMAN up the thanus and then ANTMAN will have GI in front of his name
spoilers man.
F l i c k s
*Cries*
Flicks
Jesus Christ you predicted ant man being flicked
Yep and thanos died
de'de' the hedgehog
Thor went for the head
Someone should remake the entire movie but with fan-made versions of the music.
Supreme Wolf MT has to be in claymation
Genius
LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF BOBS BURGERS
@@RANDOMUNICORNS congrat fren have a gold star ⭐
already on it
And it still gives me goosebumps like the original.
1:06 When you stop your foot right before stepping on a lego
1:06 when you overtake your crush
1:06 when you manage to get that girl
1:06 when you have nothing funny to say
1:06 when you’re just copying everyone else
It’s 1:24
Bees when you disturb the hive:
A V O N G E R S. A S S E M B O L
UnDerRated
More like Gru talking
Ok now this is a avonger levol treth
Avonger
SGT Cabiness they couldn’t save the hive so they avenged it.
*Every bug within 5 miles when I open my window during the summer*
BUGVONGERS ASSEMBOL
Letus Thanatos YES
Get screens loser, premium
The true fights begins
There is approximately a bugs worth of a human population in 1 square mile
And 5 miles would be 5 bugs worth human population (aka 7.3 billion x 5= 36 billion)
SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT THERE ARE 36 BILLION BUGS COMING TO YOUR HOUSE!?
...I can relate
I edited this over the portal scene in endgame and I’m crying 😭😭
Mistor stork I don't feel so good
mistor stank my mommy died several years ago
Mistor stork i doent feeel so gud
Mr.stark make me feel SOooO gOOooOood.. oahh!
Mister Stank, the Memes dont feel to guud!
F
Is no one going to talk about how well drawn the Avengers logo is?
Ikr looks so good
avangers assembol , seems legit
Avongers assomble
Avongers: ENDGAYM
Avongers: Assembol
Yes. Looks good!
This is the theme song when noobmaster69 fights thelegend27
thelegend27 lose
Yes
*I knew it*
Dammit
@@ZR3009 "Dew It!"
wait wrong universe my bad
When your party is a horny bard, muderhobo barbarian, edgy rogue and 1 cleric who keeps them all alive
When you're using the microwave at midnight and everyone is asleep
The Star Wars Fangirl 77 lol
😂
XD
im in the restroom right now at 2:48 am and while reading this comment i heard the air conditioning turn on lord help me
Please 😂
Game worker: our game is done, we just need a soundtrack for when the character completes a mission
Me: “I know a guy”
I’m the guy
There was an idea.. to bring together a team of shitty musicians...
1:15 What it feels like to chew 5 gum
Estimulate your senses
Stimulate yuor soonses
Stilmate yir sense
Sesnes ruoy etalumits
Stimulate YER GODDAMN SENSES MATE
Crush: so what kind of music do you like
Me: it's complicated