Goa mat jaana | Zakir khan I Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @ManishKumar-vp5gb
    @ManishKumar-vp5gb 5 лет назад +3433

    Nobody :
    Zakir be like: apni toh khamoshi bhi trending krti h .

    • @amonkaul6365
      @amonkaul6365 5 лет назад +11

      💪😂😂

    • @shaeilbabur
      @shaeilbabur 5 лет назад +5

      M.k. Pehly first half aa chuka he. Videos ka second half new he

    • @deepaksingh4705
      @deepaksingh4705 4 года назад +2

      किसलिए करती हे भाई

    • @mpmotuaurpatlu5863
      @mpmotuaurpatlu5863 4 года назад

      @@amonkaul6365 l llllllllllol

    • @hue146
      @hue146 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/cA0cdCBErv8/видео.html

  • @kartikeysinha8858
    @kartikeysinha8858 5 лет назад +4944

    Sitting at Goa Bus Stand : And saw the title " Goa Mat Jana " 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @AbhishekSingh-vl1dp
      @AbhishekSingh-vl1dp 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @AbhishekSingh-vl1dp
      @AbhishekSingh-vl1dp 5 лет назад +13

      @@KaranKdRecordsKaranKdRecords what nice by the way ? 😅

    • @harshpathak413
      @harshpathak413 5 лет назад +57

      @@AbhishekSingh-vl1dp Fake id hai. Kahan try maar rha hai mere bhai 🤦‍♂️

    • @rajdeepsen82
      @rajdeepsen82 5 лет назад +1

      @@harshpathak413 try nhi mara bhai. Usne pucha

    • @susheel9670
      @susheel9670 5 лет назад +1

      @@harshpathak413 bhai tu kyun jL rha h

  • @vir8801
    @vir8801 5 лет назад +4290

    I find him more relatable than funny honestly

  • @mayankhb
    @mayankhb 5 лет назад +1437

    That "laundo ki fantasy" part was so true 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mohammadarsh1607
      @mohammadarsh1607 5 лет назад +19

      Laundo ki fantasy part is so true😂

    • @HitHard1008
      @HitHard1008 5 лет назад +34

      That "laundo ko fantasy" part will be so true
      Past aur present tense kiya tumne comments mein
      ye lo future tense

    • @sadiqumar4247
      @sadiqumar4247 3 года назад +2

      @Jannat Sheikh hurr

    • @Unknown31305
      @Unknown31305 3 года назад

      100 & 10%😂

    • @titikshasharma7106
      @titikshasharma7106 2 года назад +3

      What?!🙄🤣

  • @sohelshaikh9877
    @sohelshaikh9877 5 лет назад +633

    11:08 This line: “Jis baat ka jawaab nahi dena hai, uss par hass do.” Best line. 👍🏻👍🏻 Zakir bhai 🤟🏻 #Sakhtlaunda 🙏🏻

  • @harshdewangan191
    @harshdewangan191 5 лет назад +382

    Ghar wale tumhe shirdi le gye mujhe ajmer le gye 😂😂
    Epic 🤣

  • @bishalcool007
    @bishalcool007 5 лет назад +301

    " aplog shirdi gaye aur humlog ajmer " yeah best line tha bro

    • @Timtim20240
      @Timtim20240 3 года назад +5

      Ajmer jannat h
      Hum hindu hain
      But jaate hain

    • @shivdelic__rv
      @shivdelic__rv 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Iqj9N39oLxk/видео.html

  • @jayminpatel4371
    @jayminpatel4371 5 лет назад +4154

    legends know this is a re-uploaded video.

  • @thekrixhna
    @thekrixhna 4 года назад +79

    1:18 "Chashma nahi hai toh wapas chale jao" 😂😂🔥

  • @ThePsychologyClasses
    @ThePsychologyClasses 5 лет назад +926

    A Friendly reminder to you all
    "Who's watching in 2019" Ye likhne ka Aaj Last din h :p

    • @pratikmohite3827
      @pratikmohite3827 5 лет назад +5

      I will write it in 2020 also

    • @pawanmalhotra6159
      @pawanmalhotra6159 5 лет назад +4

      Who's watching in 2019.? I've written baki log apna dekhlo

    • @travelfreak4157
      @travelfreak4157 5 лет назад +2

      Likh to kabhi bhi sakte ho. Doesn't have to be true.

    • @Ritesh-ld3sz
      @Ritesh-ld3sz 5 лет назад +1

      muje to aaaj samaj ayaa kyu log likhte thee ..kon kon 2019 me dekh raa hai

    • @Sirajkhan789
      @Sirajkhan789 5 лет назад +1

      2 hrs before 2020 starts

  • @Suman-nn2nv
    @Suman-nn2nv 5 лет назад +496

    "4 seconds ago" like wow I've never been this fast in my LIFE

  • @vaibhav4268
    @vaibhav4268 5 лет назад +1918

    I usually doesn't cmt but
    Yahi bate toh bad me yad aaigi🤣

    • @mohitkumar4788
      @mohitkumar4788 5 лет назад +71

      Abhishek upmanyu 😂😂

    • @kamlamishra5538
      @kamlamishra5538 5 лет назад +18

      Are chup reh yarrrrr

    • @ayushanandghosh2930
      @ayushanandghosh2930 5 лет назад +79

      Abey! Chup yr! Yaadon ki beech me toh tu bolta rehta hai.....😂😂

    • @vaibhav4268
      @vaibhav4268 5 лет назад +7

      @@ayushanandghosh2930 abey saale😂😂

    • @ayushanandghosh2930
      @ayushanandghosh2930 5 лет назад +5

      @@vaibhav4268
      No no no no no no. Don't use abusive words😆

  • @ratulbiswas1812
    @ratulbiswas1812 5 лет назад +76

    "Kahan ja rahe ho": The moment was lit!!!

  • @galiblaskar9654
    @galiblaskar9654 4 года назад +1494

    Irony is Zakir Is Successful but pretends to be A Vella ...lekin hum velle hi h...Aur ye sab hamari hi Kahani hai....

  • @박로이-z8x
    @박로이-z8x 5 лет назад +487

    And legend has it that Peter is still just looking at Sandra.

  • @mohdakbar4980
    @mohdakbar4980 5 лет назад +260

    Audience : One-sided?
    Zakir bhai : Chilla chilla ke sab ko scheme bata de.. 🙄

  • @abhishekabhishekgautam1950
    @abhishekabhishekgautam1950 5 лет назад +29

    Tu gareeb hai 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
    Awesome bro

  • @compilationcreature643
    @compilationcreature643 4 года назад +221

    Nobody:
    Zakir be like: yaha me pighal gaya 😂

  • @pravinkshirsagar4252
    @pravinkshirsagar4252 5 лет назад +212

    " 3 rupaye ka muah 19 rupaye ka chashma" 😂😂 Epic

  • @rutikkamble7778
    @rutikkamble7778 5 лет назад +220

    This is fastest RUclips notification I click

  • @Nofux2give
    @Nofux2give 4 года назад +226

    Only Zakir can maintain that energy in the room throughout. This entire set was a laugh fest !!

  • @divyanshtripathi9906
    @divyanshtripathi9906 5 лет назад +307

    Everyone: Let's make some new year stand-up
    Zakir Khan:Apne paas bohot stock pada hai

  • @riseandfalltobecontinued8756
    @riseandfalltobecontinued8756 5 лет назад +389

    Ultra legends know this is the last re-uploaded video of 2019

  • @abeshroy8526
    @abeshroy8526 5 лет назад +256

    People planning for Goa trip in 2020
    *You Tube : Recommends this video*

  • @AdityaYadav8788
    @AdityaYadav8788 5 лет назад +250

    These 12 minute clip was better then whole dabang 3 movie😁😁

  • @SophiaPDias
    @SophiaPDias 5 лет назад +1499

    That weird situation where you watch such comedy and know you will never know the feeling of going to Goa......
    because you literally live there.

  • @KPLChannel
    @KPLChannel 5 лет назад +53

    *9:53** best epic part* 😂🔥👍

  • @mohammedtayyib9620
    @mohammedtayyib9620 5 лет назад +384

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even a single cell:
    Le zakir bhai : takes breathe
    Le audience: ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • @pulakjain6486
    @pulakjain6486 5 лет назад +45

    4:48 "Ghar waale tumhein shirdi le gaye ,mujhe ajmer le gaye"
    Legends will understand

  • @punitbhatt1310
    @punitbhatt1310 5 лет назад +41

    @9:59 You revealed an international secret of boys first time on a public platform. Hats off.

  • @dishant504
    @dishant504 5 лет назад +429

    Kids,Men, Legends everyone knows this is a re-upload

    • @humanityfirstwelfarefounda5366
      @humanityfirstwelfarefounda5366 5 лет назад

      An emotional Video 👇 Support Humanity 👇👇💐💐
      ruclips.net/video/OqQ3DBVDeoY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/OqQ3DBVDeoY/видео.html

    • @akg.69
      @akg.69 5 лет назад

      Dishant Arora chutiye, description me likha hua hai.

    • @dishant504
      @dishant504 5 лет назад +3

      @@yashdhikle4825 okk chutiye . Love you

    • @dishant504
      @dishant504 5 лет назад +3

      @@akg.69 okk chutiye. Love you

    • @Infinite_Precision
      @Infinite_Precision 5 лет назад

      Exactly dude...i was thinking the exact same!!!
      Pata nhi bc kisine notice kiya bhi ya nhi😂😂, aur zakir khan jaisa comedian ne kayko re-upload kiya...

  • @ss-ms8gc
    @ss-ms8gc 5 лет назад +126

    RUclips : *" Zakir Khan uploaded a new video"*
    Me *"I'M SPEED"*

  • @kevalshah111
    @kevalshah111 4 года назад +10

    2:43 abseloutly right vahi sunke gaye the yaar🤣😂

  • @nevermind6358
    @nevermind6358 5 лет назад +24

    "Ek tarfa do tarfa milake Jo bhi 2-4 ,10-15 ,20-25 relationship rahe hai "😂😂😂😂 .... laughed so hard on this 😂😂😂

  • @tokoyanki1088
    @tokoyanki1088 5 лет назад +166

    This guy gona make my New year eve. 😂😂😂

    • @dragnouvgamingytc.2526
      @dragnouvgamingytc.2526 5 лет назад

      Really?

    • @humanityfirstwelfarefounda5366
      @humanityfirstwelfarefounda5366 5 лет назад

      An emotional Video 👇 Support Humanity 👇👇💐💐
      ruclips.net/video/OqQ3DBVDeoY/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/OqQ3DBVDeoY/видео.html

    • @shivdelic__rv
      @shivdelic__rv 3 года назад

      Legend Zakir khan
      ruclips.net/video/Iqj9N39oLxk/видео.html

  • @tatsatvishwa
    @tatsatvishwa 2 года назад +1

    Zakir sir Insan ke haalat chahe jaise bhi ho magar aap kahi na kahi jarur sabke muskurane ki wajah bante ho❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    Lots of Love Sir🤩🤩🤩

  • @kshitijtambe994
    @kshitijtambe994 5 лет назад +601

    "Tumhe 'sirdi' legaye mujhe 'ajmer' le Gaye"

    • @veenanayak3194
      @veenanayak3194 4 года назад +3

      May book you for love jihad Case .

    • @kshitijtambe994
      @kshitijtambe994 4 года назад

      For what ?

    • @RajatBisht
      @RajatBisht 4 года назад

      मतलब समझ नहीं आया

    • @veenanayak3194
      @veenanayak3194 4 года назад +1

      @@Whitefieldd I think you need not me

    • @Rehnumaa
      @Rehnumaa 4 года назад +3

      @@Whitefieldd 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aniketpathak5679
    @aniketpathak5679 5 лет назад +18

    9:42 londo ki fantasy 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @tasvi6627
    @tasvi6627 3 года назад +2

    When he says babu !❤️❤️❤️!😹😹 Hey bhagwan !😂😂😂 Bhut hi achha lagta hai

  • @mayurv6668
    @mayurv6668 5 лет назад +1400

    Started in 2019 and ended in 2020👍❤
    .
    2020 main dekhne waale like karde☺️☺️

    • @firevdo
      @firevdo 5 лет назад +2

      Mdhvaj Chavda super funny

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 5 лет назад +7

      I have achieved
      *_COMEDY_*

    • @alangkrit7174
      @alangkrit7174 5 лет назад +1

      Wtf bro don't start this shit again in 2020

    • @mohitshahdadpuri4408
      @mohitshahdadpuri4408 5 лет назад +1

      What do u get from these likes? Shit!

    • @mudharsaab0001
      @mudharsaab0001 5 лет назад

      Terse bda vella nhi koi 1 saal se ek hi video dekh rhq h

  • @anshulagarwal1035
    @anshulagarwal1035 5 лет назад +197

    "Tu Garib h" 😂😂

  • @aagamingjourney786
    @aagamingjourney786 3 года назад +2

    bhai ne zindagi bhar kisse banae bade ho k kisso se paise 😂😂🤣🤣❤❤❤

  • @dr.neemex
    @dr.neemex 5 лет назад +32

    "Larkion ne rakha baday laad se ha"
    Bhaiii bhaiii🤣

  • @rdk2.039
    @rdk2.039 5 лет назад +29

    10:15 same fantasy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tafseerahmad7383
    @tafseerahmad7383 4 года назад +96

    4:47 reality of every middle class .
    Tumhe shirdi hame ajmer le gaye 😂😂

  • @parvezmakandar426
    @parvezmakandar426 5 лет назад +311

    New year plans
    Kids : going to party
    Men : watching TV
    Legends : sleeping

  • @serious_black
    @serious_black 5 лет назад +33

    Best thing for new year eve ✌️✌️🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥

  • @ashrafhajira9993
    @ashrafhajira9993 5 лет назад +12

    That description of the book is outstanding , helllll laughter

  • @valivetihiranmayeeapoorva1712
    @valivetihiranmayeeapoorva1712 5 лет назад +244

    Now this is a good way to end 2019

  • @gauravnimkhedkar7173
    @gauravnimkhedkar7173 5 лет назад +124

    Damm😂😂😂 someone stop him otherwise he is gonna kill me laughing

    • @shylajamahesha3460
      @shylajamahesha3460 5 лет назад +2

      Den plz tab d pause button😂

    • @gauravnimkhedkar7173
      @gauravnimkhedkar7173 5 лет назад +1

      @@shylajamahesha3460 of course😂😂

    • @raunaksonthalia2134
      @raunaksonthalia2134 5 лет назад

      @@gauravnimkhedkar7173 if you are interested in watching vlogs and specially engineering MASTI
      Hostel MASTI vlogs then plzz👇👇
      ruclips.net/video/geHKY6gqF0U/видео.html

    • @arushpanwar7003
      @arushpanwar7003 5 лет назад

      bhai pause ka option deta ha youtube

    • @gargeesingh124
      @gargeesingh124 5 лет назад

      @@shylajamahesha3460 😂😂

  • @harshalisharma1703
    @harshalisharma1703 4 года назад

    Really honest man..... mere dil me jo comedian ke liye suggestion the ye unhe follow kar rhe hai..... comedy karte huye kisi ko bhi taunt nhi karte jo actual hota hai vhi bolte hai really good

  • @Manishkumar-vl8vj
    @Manishkumar-vl8vj 5 лет назад +4

    10min out of 12 min...
    Sirf public ki hasi e jazbaat 😂😂😂

  • @Folkfurball
    @Folkfurball 5 лет назад +47

    ZAKIR BREATHS
    LE AUDIENCE. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Vibha11
    @Vibha11 2 года назад +2

    Shirdi nd Ajmer wali line mast thi 😁😁😁😁..He is superb... Race ki taiyari.....kar li....

  • @bhawanabisht7757
    @bhawanabisht7757 5 лет назад +3270

    "Are kaha jaa rhe ho
    Idhar aao....sex karna h!!"
    - Zakir Khan
    2019

  • @supaulwalamemer
    @supaulwalamemer 5 лет назад +16

    Love from Bihar, Supaul ❤️❤️❤️

    • @SachinMsd07
      @SachinMsd07 5 лет назад +4

      मैं भी भाई बिहार ( सोनपुर ) से 😇

    • @zaynm2012
      @zaynm2012 5 лет назад +1

      Aur main v bihari saharsa 😂

    • @supaulwalamemer
      @supaulwalamemer 5 лет назад +1

      @@zaynm2012 Are Bhai fir toh milte h 3 Jan ko😅

    • @zaynm2012
      @zaynm2012 5 лет назад

      @@supaulwalamemer diploma ka exam h kya? 😂

    • @supaulwalamemer
      @supaulwalamemer 5 лет назад

      @@zaynm2012 haan bro sahi pakre ho!😊

  • @Himalaya_1111
    @Himalaya_1111 3 года назад +1

    Superb bhai...amazing 👌🏻🤣...meanwhile me: Oh so he visited ajmer...and I'm from ajmer.😂

  • @prathambajaj4983
    @prathambajaj4983 5 лет назад +282

    Have seen this earlier, either or comicstaan Or somewhere

  • @hamzashah3059
    @hamzashah3059 5 лет назад +310

    Who's watching this 2nd time and still laughing.

  • @samirshaikh4570
    @samirshaikh4570 3 года назад +29

    2:13 This proves that how he understands everyone he just said it and we all got what he's talking about # zakirislegend

  • @frostygarena732
    @frostygarena732 5 лет назад +4

    Bhai Yar 5:45 pe to ek imagery bangaye thi Yar Etna detail Bata Legend ho janab aap 👌😋🔥

  • @userisaziz
    @userisaziz 5 лет назад +40

    Who else want Zakir khan as anchor of any Bollywood award function **

  • @AnubhavSingh-xq2nu
    @AnubhavSingh-xq2nu Год назад +1

    Correct "jis baat ka jawab nhi dena uspe hasdo girls bht karti h aisa" 😂❤

  • @DharmeshChhatrala
    @DharmeshChhatrala 5 лет назад +32

    *Chadra bichhaya* is one of the best phrases of 2019. 😂😂😂

  • @shivangsingh2463
    @shivangsingh2463 5 лет назад +247

    "kaha ja rahe ho idhar ayo sex" 🤯😂🤣 bestest of 2019

  • @atharvsangle8631
    @atharvsangle8631 4 года назад +12

    RUclips reccomended me this when I got admitted in IHM-GOA😂

  • @sohamlad3872
    @sohamlad3872 5 лет назад +610

    This is re uploaded like if u knew this already 😂😂😂
    Ooh DAAAAMN i have never got so many likes..love u guys may u have a great day ahead

  • @nikhildhyani123
    @nikhildhyani123 5 лет назад +39

    He gets standing ovation everywhere he goes. Such a great story teller he is..

  • @yugvedpatil9353
    @yugvedpatil9353 5 лет назад +43

    I heard Neville saying "spaghetti" 😂😂😂😂

  • @scorrpion
    @scorrpion 5 лет назад +25

    This is reuploading of the previous video..but this time I clicked fast 😍😍
    And Happy New Year Zakir 😄😄

  • @IseeFireOverTheMountains
    @IseeFireOverTheMountains 5 лет назад +75

    It really hurts when his video ENDS😢😢
    WE WANT MORE

  • @aawesshaikh1911
    @aawesshaikh1911 3 года назад +2

    bhai bohot bhari hoti hai londo wali fantasy 😁😁

  • @shivamgautam2462
    @shivamgautam2462 5 лет назад +11

    Zakir khan:- breaths
    Audience:- shouting 😂😂😂

  • @QuizyBandhu
    @QuizyBandhu 5 лет назад +8

    Yaha Me pighal Gaya 😂😂
    Hit Like for Zakir khan 👍🏻

  • @khanmahir5152
    @khanmahir5152 5 лет назад

    0.43 Ladkiyon ne rkha bade laad se ❤️.....owsm bhai

  • @atharvasinha2969
    @atharvasinha2969 5 лет назад +46

    RIP for all the first commenters 😂😂

  • @nightlight9876
    @nightlight9876 5 лет назад +8

    Me after a minute into the video :Hmm....🤨Wait a minute wasn't this posted before ?

  • @arbaazaly1451
    @arbaazaly1451 3 года назад +1

    That chai chapa chai. And she said Koi chai chapa nahi was lit 😂😂😂😂

  • @ujjwolkhanal2048
    @ujjwolkhanal2048 5 лет назад +35

    12:27 minutes of 2019 for you 😉

  • @mohitsinha679
    @mohitsinha679 5 лет назад +110

    "I am speed" after getting its notification

  • @cooldeepak4uable
    @cooldeepak4uable 4 года назад

    Bhai Awesomeeee superbbbb jabardusttt ...Dill jeet liyaa yaar

  • @Ashiruddin_shorts_
    @Ashiruddin_shorts_ 5 лет назад +29

    Notification Dekh ke alag hi Khushi hui aur itni tezi se click Kiya Pucho mat 😍🔥😂
    I am a RUclipsr I just completed 2000 Subscribers thank you ❤️🇮🇳

    • @anshikapandey2192
      @anshikapandey2192 5 лет назад

      Oh I know what it takes to get subscribers! Congrats! Keep going! 😊

  • @osamasa
    @osamasa 5 лет назад +8

    Agree ⁉️
    Banda is Shayar as well as comedian 🤩🤩🤩

  • @mktc.1
    @mktc.1 Месяц назад +4

    Who is watching in at the end of December.

  • @priyanshankre6197
    @priyanshankre6197 5 лет назад +6

    No race, no chai chappa chai... So breakup... 🤣🤣

  • @ManiDesiStudio
    @ManiDesiStudio 5 лет назад +5

    Mtlb yeh toh out of the box tha 😂
    Kha jaa rha hai
    Idhar aao Se.... What a fantasy😂😂😂😂

  • @KnowMoreOnAir
    @KnowMoreOnAir 5 лет назад +3

    Zakir Bhai ka video fir se trending mai ..😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
    HIT LIKE..👍

  • @madhveesharma2931
    @madhveesharma2931 5 лет назад +58

    U always steal my heart Zakir by making me smile.......I see ur video even 100th time with same enthusiasm

  • @nuhaimtiyaz6528
    @nuhaimtiyaz6528 4 года назад +9

    "Tumhe shirdi le gye apne ko ajmer le gye. ...jaga alag thhi format same thha"...lol😂😂😂😂

  • @aditirao5244
    @aditirao5244 2 года назад

    Chaar foot paani mein tube pehen ke kaun jata hai 😂
    Hilarious as always!

  • @ruman6446
    @ruman6446 5 лет назад +28

    Can't be any better ending for 2019😍😍#zakir bhai is love❤

  • @WafasDiary
    @WafasDiary 5 лет назад +85

    Respect your mother . Through that you are learning the lesson of respecting all womanhoods . cheers for Zakir :)

  • @ajazkhan7632
    @ajazkhan7632 4 года назад +1

    Tu gareeb he wali line 😂😂😂😂 😆

  • @mohitsinha679
    @mohitsinha679 5 лет назад +10

    This man can write "1001 Secrets of Men"

  • @sanyogbhargava9084
    @sanyogbhargava9084 5 лет назад +74

    What a great sense of humour he has❤

  • @nirajdande5237
    @nirajdande5237 4 года назад

    क्या बात है जाकिर भिया छा गए
    इन्दौर का लेबल आप लोगों की
    वज़ह से दुनिया में शीर्ष पर है
    Good sense of humour

  • @RealReview647
    @RealReview647 4 года назад +19

    This man deserve all the praise...😍😍😍

  • @abhi7266
    @abhi7266 5 лет назад +10

    Sitting alone in my room...with earphones.. a cup of coffee and zakir bhai's fantasy world.....perfect end of 2019.....

  • @prashantbastapure8677
    @prashantbastapure8677 5 лет назад

    Boht hard bhai 🤣🤣🤣 aur boys fantasy 😜😜😜😜

  • @Kkohli
    @Kkohli 5 лет назад +24

    I'm a simple guy, I see Zakir I click the video.