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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • To catch Zakir Khan in your city, click here: linktr.ee/zaki...,
    Follow: / zakirkhan_live
    In his latest standup video, Zakir Khan talks about the little things his mom does, his thoughts on the gym, and flaunts his bargaining skills with stories of his first kiss and run-ins at the gym with a trainer and a gym guy!
    Social Links:
    - Instagram: / zakirkhan_208
    - Facebook: / kuchhtobhizakir
    - Twitter: / zakirism
    Produced By: Zakir Khan & OML
    Venue: Above The Habitat
    Shot By: Amit Das & Team
    Edited By: Adsto
    #Standupcomedy #ZakirKhan #sakhtlaunda

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @bhumikasahu5249
    @bhumikasahu5249 3 года назад +11951

    When he said - "Are bhut pighle hain , tab jake sakht huye hain" everyone felt that!!💯

    • @madhukarjadhav9389
      @madhukarjadhav9389 3 года назад +93

      Nobody felt 😂😂
      Just 15 who likes ur comment

    • @ArifAli-cj8eh
      @ArifAli-cj8eh 3 года назад +5

      @@madhukarjadhav9389
      .
      N.m. Cuged ru yt5trr4e2

    • @avgamer6522
      @avgamer6522 3 года назад +79

      @@madhukarjadhav9389 u didn't feel but many are there 😏

    • @Hairstaan
      @Hairstaan 3 года назад +30

      😂 not everyone felt that . Kuch bhi

    • @virajpatel_
      @virajpatel_ 3 года назад +38

      Yeh comment dekh ke single logo ke jhaanth ke rounte khade ho gaye🤡

  • @KingPolo_84
    @KingPolo_84 3 года назад +6159

    Whenever Zakir Bhaiya Uploads
    Le RUclips: Chalo Chalo sab trending page Khali Karo.

  • @CrazyMantriOfficial
    @CrazyMantriOfficial 3 года назад +8885

    "Muh dho ke thak gaya", Aalsi janta can relate to this 😂😂😂

  • @farwaahmad8124
    @farwaahmad8124 2 года назад +646

    "Wo kaam kernay wali or us admi sy darna hai "what a candid description of majority of parents in society

    • @sujalghorse4088
      @sujalghorse4088 2 года назад +14

      Mere yha opposite hai,
      Mujhe to mmi se hi darna padta hai.
      Papa bhi unhi se darte hai.

    • @pragyatiwari5895
      @pragyatiwari5895 Год назад +2

      @@sujalghorse4088 humare yahan koi kisi se nhi darta sab apne Mann ke hai...😎😎

    • @SachinSingh-xm9li
      @SachinSingh-xm9li Год назад +1

      @@pragyatiwari5895 chal jhute

  • @Rapidinfo
    @Rapidinfo 3 года назад +11726

    bhai ke chakkar me sab sakth launde ban gaye ye to bataya nahi pighalna kab hai😂😂

    • @bhavyathakurchauhan7214
      @bhavyathakurchauhan7214 3 года назад +137

      The point is soooo righhtt

    • @dhruv0954
      @dhruv0954 3 года назад +37

      Shi h🤣

    • @sarimabbas4559
      @sarimabbas4559 3 года назад +36

      sahi baat yaar 😂😂

    • @mdrustamparwez4137
      @mdrustamparwez4137 3 года назад +265

      "sakht launda wo nhi jo kabhi na pighle, sakht launda wo hai jo sahi jagah par pighle" Zakir Khan
      Yani har jagah munh na marta fire

    • @Ashshots-y7w
      @Ashshots-y7w 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/tInmg1O34ic/видео.html

  • @samuelkc9472
    @samuelkc9472 3 года назад +5155

    His words"bahut pighle hai tab jaakar sakht huye hai" hits differently.😅

    • @aconthehunter3381
      @aconthehunter3381 3 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/FZ0G6yPWWAc/видео.html

    • @factnama719
      @factnama719 3 года назад +18

      Samj rahe ho !
      Samj rahe ho !

    • @highertaste2643
      @highertaste2643 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/Gt3-nC9Pn0c/видео.html
      A tribute dedicated to all mothers 🥰

    • @audioeditsnstuff
      @audioeditsnstuff 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/channel/UCPG48DpZ3hrW2g7fMnnKZfQ

    • @cartech1604
      @cartech1604 3 года назад +5

      Has a different fan base

  • @hritikshrestha2358
    @hritikshrestha2358 3 года назад +3851

    "Apan se zyada mehnat nhi hoti. Kal parso muh dhoke thak gaya yar mai" Epic line 😂😂😂😂

    • @adityaholay6114
      @adityaholay6114 3 года назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Aditya-xy7mo
      @Aditya-xy7mo 3 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/1HX_pjsFHcs/видео.html

    • @leenagasnani9157
      @leenagasnani9157 3 года назад +8

      True

    • @shubhamrai2553
      @shubhamrai2553 3 года назад +5

      😅😆

    • @mkd8679
      @mkd8679 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @rajsinha403
    @rajsinha403 2 года назад +250

    2:45 that evil laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChirayuMistry
    @ChirayuMistry 3 года назад +2397

    Expectations: 5000 Rs
    Reality: Manikchand x2

  • @anjali6401
    @anjali6401 3 года назад +1616

    He never fails to mention his jaan & jahaan his Maa and Indore💜💫

    • @Munna_kumar_13
      @Munna_kumar_13 3 года назад +17

      😍Love you man... The real middle class man zakir khan 😁

    • @mukul9499
      @mukul9499 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WlGIjWPMGpg/видео.html..... .. ...

    • @marvelpedia3024
      @marvelpedia3024 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/d1f7NiAqi_Me/видео.htmltfd

    • @aloneduniyastatus7862
      @aloneduniyastatus7862 3 года назад

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @atulbadole3949
      @atulbadole3949 3 года назад +6

      Indore❤️❤️

  • @jaadu8872
    @jaadu8872 3 года назад +647

    Mean while Yashraj Mukhate-"konse line ka gaana banau!!!"😂😂😂

    • @ksyed3177
      @ksyed3177 3 года назад +5

      Kab anewale hein 😀

    • @aashna3256
      @aashna3256 3 года назад +2

      Safed aata ladke😂😂

    • @ksyed3177
      @ksyed3177 3 года назад +2

      @@aashna3256 😂 woh wala nahi yaar dirty mind , gaaana kaa puchra hu

  • @jayeshnair8251
    @jayeshnair8251 2 года назад +630

    A perfect example of making people laugh without hurting religious sentiments ❤️

    • @sujalghorse4088
      @sujalghorse4088 2 года назад +6

      And also not disrespecting their names.

    • @dia606
      @dia606 2 года назад +6

      Nobody hurts religious sentiments- you lot are constantly anticipating it from certain people, just waiting to get hurt for no reason

    • @spartacus5716
      @spartacus5716 2 года назад

      ye bolnaa zaroori tha kyaa yuthiye!

    • @aaradhyarawat7589
      @aaradhyarawat7589 2 года назад +1

      It's people with hindi name abusing Hinduism than people with arabic name, i hope you understand what i mean. The Problem is So-called hindus who uses their identity only when there is a moment to trash Hinduism - they're the problem, just look at the comments.

    • @damn7637
      @damn7637 Год назад

      ​@@aaradhyarawat7589comedy sab pe hona chihye

  • @moneyheist5164
    @moneyheist5164 3 года назад +6419

    Zakir khan is someone who can make rich people feel inferior with his stories

  • @shivanshsrivastava4953
    @shivanshsrivastava4953 3 года назад +311

    "Aise jor se koi choomta hai bhala" is the best line 😂😂

  • @Zuberehsan
    @Zuberehsan 3 года назад +407

    Best line-"Bohut pighle hai, tab jaa ke shakht huye hai" 😄

    • @drashutoshh
      @drashutoshh 3 года назад

      Kaksha Gyarvi OG

    • @pankajrai4594
      @pankajrai4594 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PNoznXXVVoE/видео.html

    • @Ashshots-y7w
      @Ashshots-y7w 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tInmg1O34ic/видео.html

  • @sultanmahmud9255
    @sultanmahmud9255 2 года назад +32

    Whatever he says is so true....
    1. Bohot pighley tab jaake sakht huye...
    2. Tu ghalti karegato Tu marega... Wo ghalti karega to bhi tu marega!...
    3. Umm Ka matlab samajhtahun. Mumbai mey ye berozgari kehte Hain...
    He doesn't insult anybody to make the audience laught... He relates everything with the real world life... He is undoubtedly one of the best Stand-Up-Truth-Speaker... Love and respect for this Man...❤️❤️

  • @Rk-rj7xk
    @Rk-rj7xk 3 года назад +1000

    "Yeh Aurat kam karti hai, aur Iss Admi se Darna hai."
    90's Truth 😂

    • @pulkitokte6940
      @pulkitokte6940 3 года назад +21

      Still a truth

    • @muqsit81
      @muqsit81 3 года назад +7

      Firse wahi 90's joke 🥱

    • @Rk-rj7xk
      @Rk-rj7xk 3 года назад +5

      @@pulkitokte6940 True that... but for 90' generation only😉 current generation will not experience this..

    • @marvelpedia3024
      @marvelpedia3024 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/d1f7NiAqi_Mr/видео.htmlyf

    • @prachikadam5694
      @prachikadam5694 3 года назад +2

      Yeppp.. Buddy.. 🤟🏼🖤😂..

  • @desiree6949
    @desiree6949 3 года назад +1549

    He is a writer 🔥 . Comedy apni jagah but he expresses the struggles of class , colour and insecurities in such a realistic way ..🔥🔥🔥

    • @kunalahuja1
      @kunalahuja1 3 года назад +11

      Reminds me of people from Indore

    • @0Sk177
      @0Sk177 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/_SaB-xWjaMc/видео.html

    • @djsbizzarethoughtdbt6439
      @djsbizzarethoughtdbt6439 3 года назад +6

      @@kunalahuja1 his talk style is still like indoris I am also from indore

  • @RangHinai
    @RangHinai 3 года назад +1103

    Me and my sister literally clapped when he said "behn nahin hai. Isliye sensitivity aur makeup ka saaman aaya hi nahin ghar pe"👏 banger it was.

    • @prasannakumar3713
      @prasannakumar3713 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/iiDsYUIo8lw/видео.html

    • @sudeepbhurat
      @sudeepbhurat 3 года назад +17

      What he said is 💯 true, I developed sensitivity over things just because of my elder sis.

  • @Affableluckyvlogs
    @Affableluckyvlogs 8 месяцев назад +370

    2024 me dekhne wale 😂

  • @Waheed_editz
    @Waheed_editz 3 года назад +482

    Can't stop my laugh at the last . "MAIN BAMBAI ME BEROZGARI SAMJHTA HU " 😂😂😂

    • @pankajrai4594
      @pankajrai4594 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/85Jua3jN8eU/видео.html

    • @itsgk-akshat7489
      @itsgk-akshat7489 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/bBiiIhsdTpc/видео.html

    • @itsgk-akshat7489
      @itsgk-akshat7489 3 года назад

      @@pankajrai4594 ruclips.net/video/bBiiIhsdTpc/видео.html

  • @riihankhan4477
    @riihankhan4477 3 года назад +5929

    When Zakir said : "apne ghar m bhen ni thi to humare ghar m makeup ka saman or sensitive dono ni poch paye" i think thats true❤❤❤

  • @sohamchhaya2633
    @sohamchhaya2633 3 года назад +1706

    When he started talking about mom I lost complete track of this show. I lost my mom recently in COVID. It took me to the memory lane. Guys, keep showering love to your mom.

    • @mahamkhan3385
      @mahamkhan3385 3 года назад +33

      May she rest in peace. Stay strong ♥️

    • @Holaa2120
      @Holaa2120 3 года назад +20

      Stay strong! This too shall pass ❤

    • @uswayaseen8865
      @uswayaseen8865 3 года назад +20

      May her soul rest in peace. Stay strong 🙌🏻❤.. you are still loved. Take care of yourself❤

    • @ultimatum6786
      @ultimatum6786 3 года назад +7

      Sad to hear 😢

    • @Ashshots-y7w
      @Ashshots-y7w 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tInmg1O34ic/видео.html

  • @kartiktomar4272
    @kartiktomar4272 2 года назад +41

    "hamare ghr behn nahi thi toh hamare ghr makeup ka saman or sensitiveness dono hi nahi aaye" this one line ufff.. i felt so hard .

  • @nidhiverma4388
    @nidhiverma4388 3 года назад +325

    The best line " aree beta bhaut pighle h tb jake shakth huye h .... awesome zakir sir❤️❤️❤️

    • @tejasbhagyawant3117
      @tejasbhagyawant3117 3 года назад +1

      Yeah..I also felt that...

    • @Aditya-xy7mo
      @Aditya-xy7mo 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/1HX_pjsFHcs/видео.html

    • @nidhiverma4388
      @nidhiverma4388 3 года назад +1

      @@tejasbhagyawant3117 😻

    • @nidhiverma4388
      @nidhiverma4388 3 года назад +2

      @@Aditya-xy7mo Nice 🤩

    • @23.
      @23. 3 года назад +2

      Tum pariyo ke desh se toh nai ho n ??

  • @shivanshpathak9219
    @shivanshpathak9219 3 года назад +412

    "Utne funny thode hai hum jitne bta deti h humko"
    *Evey backbencher felt that😂

    • @kaam-chor606
      @kaam-chor606 3 года назад +18

      Utne backbenchers bhi nahi hai jitne log batate hai

    • @Maddy-ht8pg
      @Maddy-ht8pg 3 года назад +4

      Itna zyaada self-Aware nai hona chahiye life mein :D

    • @squidward1943
      @squidward1943 3 года назад

      Backbencher ni re..

    • @Ashshots-y7w
      @Ashshots-y7w 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tInmg1O34ic/видео.html

  • @chiragkalra888
    @chiragkalra888 3 года назад +856

    From such small stages to big stadiums with thousands of people cheering for him, Zakir bhai has come a long long way.
    Zakir to the Moooooon....

  • @abhijitsaren654
    @abhijitsaren654 8 месяцев назад +6

    1:03 Humne maa-baap ese dekhe hai 😂
    Yeh Auraat kam karti hai
    Aur is Aadmi se Darna hai
    Every single child like me can feel it❤️😂

  • @saarthiaggarwal9309
    @saarthiaggarwal9309 3 года назад +1852

    "aadmi bohot chutiya hote hain...
    Ladkiyon ko pata hai, par vo bhool jati hai"
    Hits hard😂😂

    • @kirltokirlto181
      @kirltokirlto181 3 года назад +12

      kehne ko bola reh.😂 sach toh sab ko maluum na.

    • @kirltokirlto181
      @kirltokirlto181 3 года назад +26

      See . let's be real here. sabko maluum hai ki actuall mai chuttiye ladkiya hi hoti hain. bas hum batate nahinhai.

    • @pragyasharma4557
      @pragyasharma4557 3 года назад +1

      True 😂😂

    • @sandeepmaheshwarifanclub8072
      @sandeepmaheshwarifanclub8072 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/U-j_zqJk0dA/видео.html

    • @sudarshanchandila5642
      @sudarshanchandila5642 3 года назад +3

      Aap bhi bhool jana, kabhi kaatne ko apna maqsad bana lo😂

  • @musicaldarpan629
    @musicaldarpan629 3 года назад +377

    " ye aurat kaam krti h , aur iss aadmi se darna h" hits me hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @mayankpundora4322
    @mayankpundora4322 3 года назад +953

    Jaldi se "Finally Zakir remember he has a you tube channel bol deta hun"
    Comedy ho jayegi

  • @nancy07
    @nancy07 2 года назад +82

    The way he tells the story...u can imagine every moment

  • @anandpetikar8072
    @anandpetikar8072 3 года назад +344

    4:19 Its not just his words..its his delivery that makes it so touching.🔥💯

  • @avantsofficial92
    @avantsofficial92 3 года назад +70

    4:18 "Beta bahut pighle hain tab jaake sakht huye hain" #Sakhtarmy😊🤜🤛

  • @krishilshah7264
    @krishilshah7264 3 года назад +409

    4:19 killed the whole show

  • @ayusheditor88
    @ayusheditor88 3 месяца назад +5

    "Aisa zor se koi chumta hai bhala" ladki ko behosh kr diya 😂 epic line yr 😆😂💭

  • @malaysharmaa
    @malaysharmaa 3 года назад +558

    "Ye aurat ghar ka kaam karti hai, iss aadami se darna hai." Every brown guy or rather middle class boy must have felt that.✌🤣❤

  • @syedabusaadhasan3616
    @syedabusaadhasan3616 3 года назад +728

    The way he was saying " itna zor se chume hai aap " was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @debratnamaitra9363
    @debratnamaitra9363 3 года назад +338

    " Safed aata ladke" I'm definitely not gonna forget this for a very long time 😂😂😂

    • @janvibarajput9040
      @janvibarajput9040 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CmUq5AeV1fM/видео.html ❤️

    • @Rk-rj7xk
      @Rk-rj7xk 3 года назад +2

      chatak gore ladke 😂

  • @arjungogna1
    @arjungogna1 3 года назад +525

    “Kitna zor se chooome hain aap” FUNNIEST DIALOGUE

    • @laugheveryday698
      @laugheveryday698 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/tlXG9Sp2mDw/видео.html

    • @highertaste2643
      @highertaste2643 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Gt3-nC9Pn0c/видео.html
      A tribute dedicated to all mothers 🥰

    • @lifeuncut8972
      @lifeuncut8972 3 года назад +3

      Kya funny tha bc 😂

  • @ajayjha1148
    @ajayjha1148 3 года назад +405

    His watchman tone was hilarious 😂

  • @dhairyavyas3217
    @dhairyavyas3217 3 года назад +215

    "Bahot pigle hai, tab jake sakht hue hai" hits differently and goes for everything !!

  • @huzaifa_shakil
    @huzaifa_shakil Год назад +92

    His words "Are beta boht pighle hai tb jake sakht hue hai" has a different fanbase 🤧🔥

  • @nitin_chauhan232
    @nitin_chauhan232 3 года назад +725

    He indirectly tells truth about a middle class life through comedy way ❤️and he is still down to earth person after achieving success ✨👌

  • @worldfilmstudio9604
    @worldfilmstudio9604 3 года назад +444

    Suggestion - WATCH "A Summer Story" (Indian Web Series) on RUclips, Its a beautiful and realistic series.. shot by its own lead cast .... IMDb 9.4.....

    • @ritugupta6850
      @ritugupta6850 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/U5SRY1r5B6s/видео.html

    • @hunnydas4837
      @hunnydas4837 3 года назад

      U know that saare timepass wale log yhi aaenge😂😂😂😂

  • @nish_tae5899
    @nish_tae5899 3 года назад +242

    The way he holds audience's attention is commendable👏

    • @arnavlala5074
      @arnavlala5074 3 года назад +3

      Ghanta. All are paid audience 🤣

    • @shibe339
      @shibe339 3 года назад

      Sirf video me nahi kata hai, comment section me b kata hai

    • @Ashshots-y7w
      @Ashshots-y7w 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tInmg1O34ic/видео.html

    • @nish_tae5899
      @nish_tae5899 3 года назад +3

      @@arnavlala5074 abe toh pasand nhi aaya toh dekhne kyu aaye ho 😂

    • @nish_tae5899
      @nish_tae5899 3 года назад +1

      @@shibe339 video dekh ke entertain hue na log matlab nhi kata.... samjhe??

  • @tanishqsahu4366
    @tanishqsahu4366 2 года назад +11

    Bhaiya aapki comedy hume bahut pasand hai ekdum clean ,soft or kisi bhi controversy me aap nahi padhte Kuch comedian hai jo religion ka victim card khelke comedy karte hai lekin aap un sab se bahut upper ho .love from india💗 🇮🇳🇮🇳 jai bharat mata ,jai shri ram🚩🚩

  • @sehrishkhalid126
    @sehrishkhalid126 3 года назад +186

    “Boht pighley hain tab ja ke sakht huye hain”😂
    Epic..
    This is gonna be viral by Yashraj Mukhate soon

  • @pratimabaraik9943
    @pratimabaraik9943 3 года назад +69

    That line😁"are beta bht pighlein h tab ja k sakt hue h" ❤️awwwwww✨❣️

  • @Fateyyma
    @Fateyyma 3 года назад +2914

    Yashraj Mukhate's next song: "kitna zor se chume hain aap"...😂😂

  • @saurabhnarawade7919
    @saurabhnarawade7919 2 года назад +14

    His accent of that guard was amazing 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuel3real
    @samuel3real 3 года назад +396

    When it comes to Relationship wala comedy no one can do it better than Zakhir❤️

    • @shirorathi
      @shirorathi 3 года назад +5

      When is come to story telling in comedy no one can do better in this Planet!! ❤️

    • @sandeepmaheshwarifanclub8072
      @sandeepmaheshwarifanclub8072 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/U-j_zqJk0dA/видео.html

    • @shashankashura1654
      @shashankashura1654 3 года назад +1

      He does only relationship sakht launda comedies...
      anymore?🙂

  • @Oneflyingmonkey
    @Oneflyingmonkey 3 года назад +111

    "bahut pighale, tab jake sakht huye" is best.

  • @shwetasworld2946
    @shwetasworld2946 3 года назад +193

    Zakir.. Watching u makes my soul alive whenever i am at my lowest.. If ever I could meet u in this lifetime! 😊 ur doing the best one can do for humanity.. Keep up the good work always

  • @chetansahu1505
    @chetansahu1505 2 года назад +7

    "Are bhut pighle hain , tab jake sakht huye hain" just came from nowhere.. Never expected this line with such savage energy. Epic. :)

  • @hardeepdhull8215
    @hardeepdhull8215 3 года назад +353

    ZAKIR :- REALITY OF MIDDLE CLASS
    ❤️❤️

    • @mukul9499
      @mukul9499 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WlGIjWPMGpg/видео.html..... .. ...

    • @marvelpedia3024
      @marvelpedia3024 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/d1f7NiAqi_Me/видео.htmlrrdd

    • @prasannakumar3713
      @prasannakumar3713 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/iiDsYUIo8lw/видео.html

  • @dhunnwaan
    @dhunnwaan 3 года назад +250

    The mimicry of the guard was the best part 😂😂🙌🙌

  • @aarushsharma7805
    @aarushsharma7805 3 года назад +64

    2:42 the best scene in whole video🤣🤣
    And that hasi 🤣

    • @marvelpedia3024
      @marvelpedia3024 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/d1f7NiAqi_Mr/видео.htmltf

  • @zaid8957
    @zaid8957 2 года назад +27

    I don't know why people say that he is not funny and they don't laugh at his jokes! There is a persistence smile on my face throughout this video... that's how good of a storyteller he is...making normal things sound funny! Love you bhai ❤️

  • @Ankit-kn3si
    @Ankit-kn3si 3 года назад +213

    "Beta bahaut pighle Hain tab jaake sakht bane hai" this is called instant creativity hats off zakhir khan

  • @owaislatif5206
    @owaislatif5206 3 года назад +188

    Memers: "Yaar content khaas mil nhi rha aaj kal!"
    Zakir:"Ye le bhai!"

  • @theSilentPsycho
    @theSilentPsycho Год назад +8

    thank you for releasing this one

  • @shiwangidubey5220
    @shiwangidubey5220 3 года назад +109

    That Guard's accent was similar to Purushottam ji (Permanent Roommates)😂

  • @kajalgarg9831
    @kajalgarg9831 3 года назад +746

    i still remember when my father taught me driving.. he said "kisiko chalani nh ati.. sb andhadhun chalate hai.. tune dekhna hai ki apni car kaise bachani hai lgne se.. '' 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @rizonbd9727
      @rizonbd9727 3 года назад +4

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @ik1997
      @ik1997 3 года назад +7

      🤣

    • @ruchikachandra8160
      @ruchikachandra8160 3 года назад +3

      😄😄

    • @shalujha5837
      @shalujha5837 3 года назад +3

      🤭🤣🤣🤣

    • @EshahCreations
      @EshahCreations 3 года назад +4

      In our case My Uncle (Mother's Brother) to me: Aby nahi chala pao gy tum kbh cycle nahi chalai thori si race tez hogi tw break thok dogy.. Ek Din wo Train kar rahy thy jese hi turn aaya tw mn n dhar s Mama yani ami k bhai ko kaha mama mama ek mint handle pkrna jaldi s jaldi s r jo hike rok k wo hase☺

  • @riasharma3027
    @riasharma3027 3 года назад +223

    Fact : most of the people find every single moment very much relatable 😂

  • @krishchopra7212
    @krishchopra7212 2 года назад +17

    2:40 hehehehe 😁😁😂😂

  • @sairajpatil8307
    @sairajpatil8307 3 года назад +347

    You've matured sooo much with your work Zakir Bhai❤️🔥

  • @MultiKhan002
    @MultiKhan002 Год назад +2

    From Khajrana Indore too....
    proud of you all the best

  • @kanakkushwaha1807
    @kanakkushwaha1807 3 года назад +240

    Why does literally every watchman sound like that lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @desiree6949
      @desiree6949 3 года назад +1

      Exaaaaaccccctlllly , even my warden spoke like that ...and the same kheechna line ke end ko .

    • @chinmayjain4444
      @chinmayjain4444 3 года назад +2

      All watch man are nepalise 😂

    • @kanakkushwaha1807
      @kanakkushwaha1807 3 года назад +1

      @@desiree6949 lol 😂

    • @spartacus5716
      @spartacus5716 3 года назад +4

      because most of them are from UP

    • @surabhisingh341
      @surabhisingh341 3 года назад

      @@spartacus5716 Lol! Like you've asked each one of them?? My Mumbai hostels guards were from Mumbai. My chandigarh hostel guards were from Punjab. I'm surprised you've met guards from U.P. mostly. 😂😂

  • @Dikshadobriyal
    @Dikshadobriyal 3 года назад +107

    The best thing about zakir is that, he enjoys his own joke. That's make him special.

  • @humbleguy9891
    @humbleguy9891 3 года назад +446

    Finally, Zakir recalled his youtube password.

    • @appsgames3513
      @appsgames3513 3 года назад +5

      Finally I have given password to Zakir Khan to upload video on RUclips 😎😎😎 thanks me later

    • @khanvlog5341
      @khanvlog5341 3 года назад

      Sahi pakrey hen 🤣
      Was waiting kab se ...

    • @mukul9499
      @mukul9499 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WlGIjWPMGpg/видео.html..... .. ...

    • @marvelpedia3024
      @marvelpedia3024 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/d1f7NiAqi_Me/видео.htmlrdx

    • @rskmathsmonitor
      @rskmathsmonitor 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/DY8ZNE9eyMU/видео.html

  • @avinit1573
    @avinit1573 2 года назад +2

    Zakir bhai ka comedy level realstic hai ..dil khush ho jaata hai

  • @ayush.yogii02
    @ayush.yogii02 3 года назад +36

    5:40 aisaa zor se koi chumtaa hai bhalaa..
    Death by laughing 😂😂😂

  • @PrashantKumar-qd4hy
    @PrashantKumar-qd4hy 3 года назад +95

    Best line - "BHUT PIGHLE HAIN PHIR JA KE SAKHT HUYE HAIN"
    😎😎😎

  • @vipulkhandal1211
    @vipulkhandal1211 3 года назад +77

    3:20.. the father with indori tone 😂😂

  • @Manirajpalsaw
    @Manirajpalsaw Год назад +7

    2:25 meme time 😂😂

  • @ashishdas2353
    @ashishdas2353 3 года назад +310

    Finally he knows that we are waiting for him... And he belongs

    • @marvelpedia3024
      @marvelpedia3024 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/d1f7NiAqi_Me/видео.htmlrdd

    • @winkking3926
      @winkking3926 3 года назад +1

      instagram.com/reel/CP-uzWSBNvx/? 😂😂😂🤣

    • @ritugupta6850
      @ritugupta6850 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/U5SRY1r5B6s/видео.html

    • @rupak2035
      @rupak2035 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/UTiXQcrLlv4/видео.html ❤👍

    • @khavarat3082
      @khavarat3082 3 года назад

      😇

  • @mralright143
    @mralright143 3 года назад +93

    When Zakir was enacting in voice of That guard.. I was imagining Manoj Tiwari as that Guard.. The dialect and style was same as Manoj Tiwari 😂😂

    • @anubhavsingh402
      @anubhavsingh402 3 года назад +2

      The dialect was kind of from munger begusarai bhagalpur whereas the mofo tiwari belongs to some chapra idk

  • @factscountry
    @factscountry Год назад +1

    अपना पूरा समय खुद को
    बेहतर बनाने में लगाओ
    क्योकि अब रिश्ते इंसान से नही
    पैसो से बनने लगे है..!

  • @shifaajmalansari5621
    @shifaajmalansari5621 3 года назад +112

    Zakir : what do you do??
    Chomu : mai wo amm....
    Zakir : i know this amm...bambai me berojgaari samajhta hu main🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @winkking3926
      @winkking3926 3 года назад

      instagram.com/reel/CP-uzWSBNvx/? 😂😂🤣

  • @devjain5654
    @devjain5654 3 года назад +231

    "Beta bahut pichle hain tab hi to sakht bane hai"
    Omg That killer line😂🤣

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 3 года назад +85

    " Ghar grahasti ke chakkar me aisa fasaungi, zindagibhar yaad rakhega "
    Too good.

  • @diashasikdar1767
    @diashasikdar1767 Год назад +1

    2:46

  • @gwk8009
    @gwk8009 3 года назад +103

    Dude no comments were happening while this video was on. Shows how mesmerized were with your content !
    Mazza aa gaya

  • @meowworld2928
    @meowworld2928 3 года назад +284

    All this while I was hoping that he wouldn't have kissed that "chatak gora"guy because of guilt ...😂

    • @Charan-mf5kh
      @Charan-mf5kh 3 года назад

      😰😭Kya Covid INSAANO NE BNAYA?😱😨 ruclips.net/user/shortsjrBO7Krj90A?feature=share

    • @anythinganytime4856
      @anythinganytime4856 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Aditya-xy7mo
      @Aditya-xy7mo 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/1HX_pjsFHcs/видео.html

    • @shivaliawasthi1065
      @shivaliawasthi1065 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/R2xhcYuDGfc/видео.html

    • @ankitdubey9310
      @ankitdubey9310 3 года назад +6

      abhishek upmanyu thode hi hai

  • @sanatani1503
    @sanatani1503 3 года назад +652

    Everyone is enjoying stand up....meanwhile me:-zakir ne shirt ki button kyu band kr rakhi hai .....suraj kidhar se uga ta aaj??

    • @yatharthmahoar6154
      @yatharthmahoar6154 3 года назад +11

      Whenever I refresh this comment
      2 likes get increased every time!lol

    • @singhgaurav1526
      @singhgaurav1526 3 года назад +3

      @@yatharthmahoar6154 hehe....lol

    • @amitaglecha9349
      @amitaglecha9349 3 года назад +2

      @@yatharthmahoar6154 yeah man 😂😂

    • @shafimathclasses1331
      @shafimathclasses1331 3 года назад +2

      @@yatharthmahoar6154 sahi pakde bro 😀😂

    • @Aditya-xy7mo
      @Aditya-xy7mo 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/1HX_pjsFHcs/видео.html

  • @bitakshidiwan8442
    @bitakshidiwan8442 2 года назад +16

    I literally watching this for the 11th time and still i have the exact same laughter 🤣

  • @Smile-sv7dm
    @Smile-sv7dm 3 года назад +158

    Tips : Two best advices for safe life
    ・Always speak truth, no matter how harsh the condition is.
    ・Run immediately after saying it.

    • @winkking3926
      @winkking3926 3 года назад

      instagram.com/reel/CP-uzWSBNvx/? 😂😂😂🤣

    • @youthfantacyclub426
      @youthfantacyclub426 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/pFCThUrG_Ak/видео.html

    • @aayushimehta5892
      @aayushimehta5892 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @riasharma3027
      @riasharma3027 3 года назад +3

      It was too serious before I read that last like ..damn 😂🤣🤣

    • @Smile-sv7dm
      @Smile-sv7dm 3 года назад +1

      @@riasharma3027 😂😅

  • @AryanKumrJh4
    @AryanKumrJh4 3 года назад +126

    *12:40* Way You described that "Chikna White Londa" i automatically imagined a Star kid who's gonna be launched by KJO

    • @prajwalshirsath8497
      @prajwalshirsath8497 3 года назад +13

      I reminded of Asim Riaz from Big Boss

    • @mukul9499
      @mukul9499 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WlGIjWPMGpg/видео.html..... .. ...

    • @prasannakumar3713
      @prasannakumar3713 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/iiDsYUIo8lw/видео.html

    • @saji2609
      @saji2609 3 года назад +2

      When he said that the first person i imagine and relate to saif ali khan son 😂. Struggler

    • @JIGGuStudyLive
      @JIGGuStudyLive 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Mused_pearl
    @Mused_pearl 3 года назад +130

    I actually laugh when I couldn't decide if I should say yes or no, damn 😂

    • @iknowwuu
      @iknowwuu 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0egJKmZ1uks/видео.html

  • @Xi_Jinping_
    @Xi_Jinping_ 2 года назад +4

    The epic laughing 🤣🤣😂
    2:45

  • @ManjitTatla
    @ManjitTatla 3 года назад +43

    When zakir said " itna pighla huu tabhi jaa k sakht bnnaa" every body felt that ❤❤❤❤🙂

  • @priyankasongara2106
    @priyankasongara2106 3 года назад +71

    Sensitivity aur make up ka samaan 😂😂😂🙏

    • @Charan-mf5kh
      @Charan-mf5kh 3 года назад

      😰😭Kya Covid INSAANO NE BNAYA?😱😨 ruclips.net/user/shortsjrBO7Krj90A?feature=share

    • @shivaliawasthi1065
      @shivaliawasthi1065 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/R2xhcYuDGfc/видео.html

  • @ishaanrally2530
    @ishaanrally2530 2 года назад +2

    4:17 pighal gaye loved it....❤️❤️

  • @civilengineerfbh277
    @civilengineerfbh277 3 года назад +544

    Love u zakir ❤️❤️

    • @Geekerr
      @Geekerr 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Sz6U3cEgvpg/видео.html

    • @unknownfacts600
      @unknownfacts600 3 года назад +1

      I also

    • @laugheveryday698
      @laugheveryday698 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/tlXG9Sp2mDw/видео.html

    • @highertaste2643
      @highertaste2643 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Gt3-nC9Pn0c/видео.html
      A tribute dedicated to all mothers 🥰

    • @darshanangadi0063
      @darshanangadi0063 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/3AXaCKaqXs8/видео.html

  • @avinashmodi5230
    @avinashmodi5230 3 года назад +23

    10:28 - That guy is Ranveer allahbadiya! 😂😂

  • @city_chic
    @city_chic Год назад +2

    Some epic lines!
    - Ladkiya ye baat jaanti hai...
    - Main moonh dhoke thak gaya....
    Hilarious 😂

  • @abhi8030
    @abhi8030 3 года назад +43

    6:42 that expression 😂😂🤣

  • @Rohityadav-wb4cs
    @Rohityadav-wb4cs 3 года назад +59

    "Bambai me berojgari samajhta hu main" was Epic

  • @prateek.manglarthi
    @prateek.manglarthi 3 года назад +37

    That guard's voice 😂😂😂😂👌