This is called pure talent. Bhai comedy karna, or niyat mein comedy hona, dono alag alag baatein hain. Apko khuda ne hasane ka jo taufa diya hai, uske liye apko dil se mohabbat and respect bro.❤❤
Sabse achcha joke kaunsa laga ka answer nahi hai mere Bhaiiii You are genius you are out of the world Tum Baap ho comic ka Kapil sharma show bandh karna padega ab God bless you bro …thanks bure dino mein mood thik karne ❤
Mza aya. 😂🤣🤣 My Favourite: 10:09 Haseeb Bhai kaisi baat kr rhe ho, mere sath 1 saal thi rakho 🤣🤣 And another one is 14:10 Tune jo abhi kiya hai na us se toh km hi lgega. 🤣🤣
Non-stop solid jokes 😅 really good set na hi koi double meaning ya dirty content ke. Isse kehte hai acha stand up comedian 👏 Na kisi ke bezzati ya personal comment kisi pe. Story bahut hi mazedaar thi without any dark jokes. Or well rounded with mazedaar ending. Although story ka concept kuch laga hatke nahi tha bahut common tha fir bhi bahut maza aaya sun ke 😅
Bhai maine aapko 1 saal pehle dekha tha ek short video pe... Tabse aapka video dekhti hu..... Mujhe laga tha tab ki aap gazab ke ho....... Matlab you just made my day today..... 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ ........ I told my father that if I crack NEET, please buy me his show ticket as gift 😊
I don't know why Hindus believe that Muslims have inappropriate relations with their sisters. In Islam, sister is a mehram and mehram is the one whom you can't marry. It's strictly prohibited is Islam. I don't know where this stereotype originated from. And you too are feeding that stereotype instead of denying it which is concerning.
Bro we understand this it's just a joke. Only in south Asia this is practice to marry cousins not in other countries. Just a joke ,take it lightly. Good people understand joke ,bad people just hate irrespective of jokes
Which is your favourite joke in this standup?
"🙎🏻♀💔, 🏏 aur 🌙"
best hubby and best wife..
Baby tum David scott ho 😃
j&k me tabhi aauge kya jab terroristattack hoga
Each and every line
Muslims have their own benefits
'Ye jo chand hai iska Neil Armstrong mai nhi hoon'😂😂 good one
Sam😂
I know I sound dumb 🥲🥲
But joke tha kya bhai
@@S.N_CREATION. bhai Chand par pahla kadam rakhne wala insan Neil Armstrong tha baki samaj sakta hai
@@Shivam-tx5ep pahla jhanda gadne wala😂
@@RahulRaj-wg9nb Yes
समाज के दर्द और तकलीफ को हसीं से बताना
ये सिर्फ आप ही कर सकते हो,
Expectation- 😂
Reality - 💀
Ye reality hai bhai
This is called pure talent. Bhai comedy karna, or niyat mein comedy hona, dono alag alag baatein hain. Apko khuda ne hasane ka jo taufa diya hai, uske liye apko dil se mohabbat and respect bro.❤❤
Ye व्यक्ति.......jokes nahi....आत्मकथा suna raha hai.......genius, bravo, marvellous, brilliant, wonderful writing ,
2:30 Linear Bomb 😂😂😂😂😂 Concept of Bombs :- Volume 1
relative bombs honge fir to volume 2 me
@@drishtantsingh Quadratic honge bhai😂
@@prashantdigari1251 conversation of momentum bhi likde, centre of mass bhi kyu chod rha?
@@saritadevi1888 thik h bhai CONVERSATION of momentum bhi sahi h😂
Trapezium try kro😂
The next big thing in stand up world. Haseeb Khan, Ladies and Gentlemen...
😂😂😅
@MISHA_NARANG_SHARMA I agree 🎉
David Scott was 7th person to walk on the moon
Thx bhai
Thala for a reason 🤣
Vaa bhai
Thala For a reason NPC comments incoming
Sach bta bhai tune b meri hi trha video pause krke Google kiya na??😂😂
😂😂😂 kam gaaliyon ke sath itna badhiyan stand up comedian pahli baar dekha gazab performance bhai👌
8:35, 7th person walk on Monn 😂😂
Main likh Nahin ja raha tha bro 😂😂😂😂
Mene bhi check kiya 😂😂
Thala for a reason😂😂😂😂😂
Rone vala tip was epic 😂 NOSTALGIA HIT KR GYA😂
@MISHA_NARANG_SHARMA Hein!?
@@RohitKumar-NEET bhaigan
"Wo naam nahi vo post thi" had really got me !!!😅😅
Aur senior hone ki wajah se maine unhe sambhala😂
9:08 7th person who walks on the moon 💀
Bro 😎
Thala for a reason💀
@@simpal9544shayad apko aisa lagta hai
Bhai apka knowledge to Kamal ka hai @@simpal9544
@@simpal9544 bhai moon pr abhi tk 24 log gaye hain jinme se 12 logo ne moon ki surface pr walk kiya hai
Best wife out of 4 😂😂
Not better than 4th girlfriend from affair out of marriage 😊
Yahi to maqsad hai
❤❤😂
13:07 new trick unlocked
Thank you Haseeb bhaijaan😂😂
Maksad nhi bhulna
थैला नहीं फेंकना था haseeeb भाई , मैं भी था उन चलती सीढ़ियों पर 😂😂😂😂
Jara timestamps dena
Koi ni linear hi fatega...tu bagal wali escalator par kud ja 😂😅
@@deeneyes5526 timestamps
Vo bag fenkane wala aur shikanji wala Bahut Mast Hai😂😂😂😂😂🎉
2:00 mindblowing
Maksad 😂
Agar aap musalman ho😂 to blowing nahi likhna chahiye
@@rishq5725haha good one
This is called talent every word from his mouth is funny and comes out effortlessly.
12:54 Practice se aa jaaye ga was epic 😂😂
Rat bhar padhai krne ke bad dimag fresh ho gya 😊😍
Revision ho gya apka to 😂😂😂
ek david Scott rkh lo mind fresh krte rhega fir aise jokes ki need ni pregi😂😂😂
Kamal hai...Yaha Jaada padhai krne ke baad Rope aur neck ke bich ka tension Measure krne ka mann krta hai ( 1 metre above ground)
Raat bhar konsi par hai ki😊
@@rohankumar9034ye toh dark ho gya bhai ☠️☠️
Maksad nhi bhulna bhaijaan😂
😂😂
😂
Paijaan please maksad nahi bhulna 😭😭😂
@@Ravi-z8n 😂
@@Ravi-z8n airport pe bolna
Aap bhot acchi comedy krte ho......mai bhot km logo ko apna fav manti hoon....u r my 1st favourite comadian
Atleast she is being honest, she dosen't play with his feelings.
0:24 epic 😅😅😅❤❤
Kya mtlb tha uska bta do please
Are wo musalman hai wo log chacheri Bahano ko hi gf bna late hai isiliye Kah rha ki Mai bagal Wali ko Bahan btaya or jhuth Mai tb v nhi bol rha tha
How he simply dilever a joke ❤❤..that make him very special ❤❤
Kittu😂😂😂post he.
Subah subah hasa de jo insaan aapko samjho uski ibaadat mukammal ho gai.
Love u bhai❤
Ye samjh nhi aaya mujhe post wala joke
@@reflexgod077 ध्यान से 15 सेकंड आगे से पीछे तक 2 बार सुनो समझ आ जाएगा
sare joke he kamaaal the yaaar....khush raho
Sabse achcha joke kaunsa laga ka answer nahi hai mere Bhaiiii
You are genius you are out of the world
Tum Baap ho comic ka
Kapil sharma show bandh karna padega ab
God bless you bro …thanks bure dino mein mood thik karne ❤
After Bassi and Abhimanyu He is the best Standup Comedian ❤
Abhimanyu 🤣🤣
Upmanyu *
Bassi khud hi hasata rehta hai apne jokes pe...
@@dineshdange5695nai yar lakin kahani acchi bolta h lakin jadatar kabhi samaj nahi atta kya bolgaya😂
20:04 hint: 4 marriages 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
13:30 Chilla Chilla ke scheme bata de sabko 😢
Keep it up haseeb love your work.. your art is a work of satire... Hasne k baad log sochne lagte hai.
16:30 this was hilarious Haseeb bhai😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Viral hai bhai ❤❤😂😂😂 niel armstrong wala bahut jor se hit kiya 😅😂😂
Moon and Nails armstrong wala joke out standing tha, ye practically relate karta hai
King of jokes - Haseeb khan 😅
Keep working hard Haseeb bhai, you have the potential to become the best indian standup comedian
Haseeb khaan... You are winning the hearts of millions of people !! ❤
Your each & every Joke is Like a Laughter Bomb !! 🔥❤️🔥
Haseeb bhai 😂😂😂😂 your storytelling skill is literally awesome
Khushi Es bat ki hui ki Dulha ahad nahi tha ...😂😂😂😂
Thet happiness
bhai senior wala mast tha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mza aya. 😂🤣🤣
My Favourite: 10:09 Haseeb Bhai kaisi baat kr rhe ho, mere sath 1 saal thi rakho 🤣🤣
And another one is 14:10 Tune jo abhi kiya hai na us se toh km hi lgega. 🤣🤣
Bahot funny Haseeb! 😂😂😂
"Baji maksad mat bhulna"😂
13:40 mein pro tha phone pe rone ke liye😎
12:20 Woh Ladka Mai hi tha 😂😢
Bhai What References 😂😂😂😂😂 Amazing Neil Armstrong And The Moon
'YAHI LADKI TOH CHAHIYE' had my like 😂😂
Which is your favourite joke in this standup?
"🙎🏻♀️💔, 🏏 aur 🌙"
poori video mst thi
bhaijan maksad mt bhoolna plz ❤
Rone walA😂😂😂😂
Bag wala 🤣
Best joke was You had a girlfriend.
Haa bhai !!! kr liya GOOGLE David Scott 😂😂
15:55 us bhai us 😂
13:10
best formula hai bhaii, mic pe hi genuine lag raha haii.. 😂😭
Non-stop solid jokes 😅 really good set na hi koi double meaning ya dirty content ke. Isse kehte hai acha stand up comedian 👏 Na kisi ke bezzati ya personal comment kisi pe. Story bahut hi mazedaar thi without any dark jokes. Or well rounded with mazedaar ending. Although story ka concept kuch laga hatke nahi tha bahut common tha fir bhi bahut maza aaya sun ke 😅
😂
One of the finest comedians in the new era
Kya timing Hai 6 bje Subha bhaijaan😂😂
Bhai maine aapko 1 saal pehle dekha tha ek short video pe... Tabse aapka video dekhti hu..... Mujhe laga tha tab ki aap gazab ke ho....... Matlab you just made my day today..... 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ ........ I told my father that if I crack NEET, please buy me his show ticket as gift 😊
Bhai bhadiya bhadiya joke maare 🤟🤟
Bhai fan ho gya
Phone pe rone ki acting wala gazab tha bhai
1:20 he broke the next level wall 😂
You are really underrated brother ❤❤
Btw last joke was on top 😂😂😂
Zabardast
Jin logon ko yeh joke samajh Mai nai Aya 😂
(There are some hidden benefits of being a Muslim)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too good
4 wives
ise besharmi bolte hai aur urdu me havas jo relation ki bhi value na samjhe
Benefits to mohmmad ne liye, 13 bibi, ek 6 saal ki bachhi
arjun , krishna bhi muslim the matlab😛
@@AnbbvgWHAT ABOUT KRISHNA 5 saal se 55 saal ki 16108 😛
Fazar pdhte Hi upload kr di haseeb bhai ne😂
1:20 seriously hilarious 😂😂😂😂
5:07 galeeb ke honge nail it 🔥🔥
Haseeb Bhai ye video ab tak ki sabse dhaasu video hai
Maza aa gaya Bhai 😂😂😂😂😂
phone pe rone wala was best ...literally mera ex aise hi rota tha🤣🤣🤣
हर कोई ऐसे नही रोता हां ये सच है सामने कोई नही रोता
8:34 Neil Armstrong wala joke best tha❤❤
Maqsad nhi bhulna bhai jaan 😂
har kisike sath kuch na kuch hua hai jo aapne bola hain. 😂😂😂
2:25 linear bomb 😂😂
6:40 pe Bhuvi ne bold kiya tha Umar ko
Bhai 6:50 pr to ni kiya hoga
@@sharma_shobit 6:50 pe finish hua 6:40 pe start hua
Hafeez ko kiya tha
David Randolph Scott , was the seventh person to walk on the Moon.
😂😂😂😂😂
Mazzzzaaaaa hi aa gya..... Ye first video h jo maine aapka dekha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai Superb, Best Hubby...😂😂
David scott was the 7 th person😂😂😂
Iykyk 7th means thala for a reason 🦍
Last jokes was lit😄😄😄😄
18:52 wo naam nahi tha vo post thi.... kittu😂😂
bhai same krne wala tha
Bhai tere saare episodes mast hai yarrr😂
Naam nahi wo post thi was epic line 😅😅😅😅😅
चांद और नील आर्मस्ट्रांग वाला joke सबसे अच्छा था...😂😅
Bhai subah uth te hi esa content mil jaaye to mjaa aa jaaye😅♥️ thankuhhhhh Haseeb Bhai
Hasee-b 😂😂😂 Great Bhai, maqsad nhi bhule tum
Koi to accept kr liya .. love you bhai
Bro yarr bohot jyada amazing tha 👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don't know why Hindus believe that Muslims have inappropriate relations with their sisters. In Islam, sister is a mehram and mehram is the one whom you can't marry. It's strictly prohibited is Islam. I don't know where this stereotype originated from. And you too are feeding that stereotype instead of denying it which is concerning.
Bro we understand this it's just a joke. Only in south Asia this is practice to marry cousins not in other countries. Just a joke ,take it lightly. Good people understand joke ,bad people just hate irrespective of jokes
Awesome Comic 😊
बहोत बड़िया जोक्स लिखता है भाई.❤
Congratulations Indian Audience....you 2nd Zakeer Khan🎉🎉🎉 a true ...❤❤
Jhoot main tab bhi nahi bol raha tha was epic 😂😂😂😂
Ye Banda popularity deserve karta hai🎉❤😊
Yes😂
9:39
Genuinely it's a good advice!
💙
Ab tumme pahle jaisi bat nahi rahi 😊😊😊😊😊❤
Bhai shubh uthte hi video daal deta hai kya... Bhai ki target audience koi aur hi h (murge to nahi h) 😂😂😂
Schedule video ka name suna hai?
Yahi hai haseeb ki ex😂
ate bhai bhai😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tu itni shubh comment krne ke liye utha (Murga to nahi hai )😂😂😂😂
😂😅
Shaam ko zumme ki namaz par jaana hota hai
Bhai superb Bahut saalo bad itna hasa hu Thank You
8:34 david scott 7th person to step on moon 😂
Last ka joke sabse jada accha tha, Mai India tour krr rha hu aap sab dekhne jarur aana wala. Bhot funny tha😂😂.
0:39 dude that's Anthony Jeselnik's joke, it's not fair plagiarising someone else's joke.
Thank you bhai tumhare Karan ek aur achcha comedian mil gya mujhe😊😊
Which joke was copied?
@@Vitamin_protein_USSR search 'late night anthony jeselnik stand up' and forward @0:55
@@Vitamin_protein_USSR 'late night with anthony jeselnik stand up' at 55 seconds
Ye relatable tha 19:33 😂 best hubby in the world 🌎😅😅😅
Meaning bro?
Thank you for the idea..