If You Can't Drink Fast Enough This Cup Tazes You
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- Опубликовано: 12 апр 2019
- Ding Dings: dingdingsworld.com/
Will be posting periodical updates on Dave's sanity level
Thanks so much to Max and Chad for letting me electrocute you
Patreon is a website:
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Songs:
90's flav - call me
Dragon Ball FighterZ OST - Hit Theme
Persona 3 ost - During the test 
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I hate it when I want to solve my alcoholic urges and I get tazed right in the liver
So Relatable
Justin Y. Frick you
Why are you so fast
interesting.....
when you edit your shitty comment
"How many volts is this?"
"It doesn't matter when its get past 10,000"
Now drink the cup
10000 volts isn’t even deadly 50000 can at the very most slightly burn you
@@justtryingtomakeachange2246 Voltage is just the ability to overcome resistance. Amperage is what matters, so 10kV could totally be deadly. I think what Michael is saying is that 10kV overcomes the skin/muscle resistance values so anything past that isn't MORE dangerous.
@@BlademanZX Both matter equally. Stop saying Amperage is the deadly thing.
ruclips.net/video/XDf2nhfxVzg/видео.html
“That will pass electricity through your heart.”
“No, I was serious. Don’t touch those.”
*He says while smiling and laughing*
@@sirgigiuaswattiuas4213 7:58
“That heart thing was real as fuck. *Don’t touch the two prongs.“*
cup: *looks like a bomb*
michael: this looks like any old normal cup that you may find in your kitchen
So you don’t have that? Weirdo
All cups look like that, what're you talking about?
LowKey Studios yeah what year your in? 1922?
@@bloerxx8848 yeah, like c'mon, everyone knows cups look like that!
Do you know the first song that was played in the beginning of the video
"MY BLOOD IS GONNA BECOME REDBULL, AND MY MIND ONE WITH THE UNI-"
Ah yes. College.
LOL, yeeep. Good ol’ days of college.. You can only guess how ecstatic I am to go back and finish my final year.
@@OmegaInferno049 dont do it, its not worth it. Your life is preci.. ah who am i kidding i came to a video to watch someone die and i got nothing to tell for it. so go ahead on your personal quest to hell. i will sit here and laugh
ravjeet singh LOL, thank you very much for your wise words. ;>
Fuck college
yes
"This will pass electricity through your heart :)"
*"other guy laughing because it's not his turn anymore"*
Satria Sutena “Other guy” lol
@DeltroxTv why are you disliking his videos? You don't watch them if this scares you just don't watch it
Chad
Oh...that's bad
Michael: Don't drink if you're not old enough.
Also Michael: S M O K E C R A C K
Don't forget to stay cool, stay in school, and S M O K E C R A C K
Crack is illegal at all ages
@@aminity548 so if you’re gonna smoke under age, it might as well be crack.
@@RealCoolstriker64 Commit crimes with f l a i r
Yeah but crack is full of the vitamins and minerals you need to develop into a healthy young man/woman
Micheal literally can be an assassin and kill people from “challenges”
Or kinda more like saw
Maybe thats why videos take so long his vids are just fun ones
Same pfp da faq?
@@kicrazy4208 what’s up homie
@@cha9526 wassup
The utter definition of chaotic neutral. Does whatever shit he wants and thats perfect.
that seemed pretty chaotic evil if you ask me
Vitor Matos have you heard of Jakob from cowchop?
he's chaotic evil. he revels in suffering and thrills from destruction, all while insulting his audience too. he's a good chaotic evil. a perfect specimen of chaotic evil.
Alright then lets compromise. He is chaotic chaotic?
killstrike1111 chaotic evil
Perfect villain doesn’t exist.
Michael Reeves: Hold my beer tasing cup.
I'm pretty sure tazing beer is alcohol abuse...
666 likes ahhhhhhh
In 45°
I like ur profile pic, mate
Bastian Mardones Well hello there my fellow potato comrade.
“whats the worst that can happen”
*starts mumbling*
“charred skin, damaged nerve endings
that’s the joke, why repeat it
i hate how people like the shitty comments that just quote the video and add literally nothing to it at all
@@anonymoose652 Someone was pissed 2 months ago, lol.
@@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings right, like i have a hard time understanding certain sentences, so through this comment i actually found out what michael was actually saying
Michael is defintly a mad scientist but depressed and addicted to monster energy.
Michael is one personal tragedy away from being a legit super villain.
Captain1nsaneo omg your so right. He wouldn’t take over the world though. Just make it excruciatingly painful to do normal things.
@@trinitydeval He inserts a mechanism in Adidas shoes that jabs Lego bricks into your feet every time you take a step.
im pretty sure he would be a super villain if he wasnt lazy
OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS
Mega mind 2: but without blue man
He’s like Doofenshmirtz with all his evil inators
But his work
jhc 24 omg yes!!! But the genius version
Ahh yes, the "youtube buddy" guninator, and the CupThatTazesYouIfYouDrinkAlcholol
FastEnough...Inator
except michael's are evil meme inators
But he doesn’t have a self destruct button on any of his creations!
“That will pass electricity through your heart 😃.”
3:38 "I'm not an alcoholic... yet" That's the spirit! You can achieve anything if your try hard enough!
You know, I thought RUclips was dying, the last few bastions of the old guard holding out against the current.
Then this chaotic neutral / evil Hawaiian midget crops up out of the ashes.
Cackling at the void where God once was.
And deep down in my soul my hope for the future is renewed.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
You forgot philippino he's part Asian too
“This looks like any old normal cup you may find in your kitchen.”
Cup looks like a homemade grenade
It looks like a blender
An old cup used by the Nazis in 1945
Exactly
looked like a fleshlight to me when i was looking up from my bowl of noodles lol
r/woooosh hAha mE so fuNny and sIly and quiRkey
2:24 Bottom Left Corner of laptop
What the fuck
Tf
*coughs* lemon party *coughs*
I was looking through the comments to see if someone else had noticed that
LMFAO
Nobody:
Michael: Geneva convention? More like *Geneva suggestion*
Straight stealing prizking505s comment
Shame
Fuck
Wasn’t that from zanny?
what
geneva checklist
This is the only man on Earth that would destroy humanity for a meme if he had the budget
I want to like this but I don't want to destroy the 69 likes
@@franknfurterismyspiritanim5148 its pass 69 now, you can do it, my man!
@@cuckoobrain7999 awe yis
I'd say you would be wrong, but that'd be a lie. I already have a few plans on it, and I don't give two shits about a budget. Michael definitely has plans too, but I feel like he gives a shit about the budget.
He would be dabbing in our corpses till he runs out of yeet.
I'd be so scared if michael had an infinite budget
And infinite time.
@@dendae3217 god that would be scary
And infinite knowledge
@@NotNicot the scary thing is he's almost there
yeah but he would just hobble together a mad man's project in the last 3 days rather than using his time and resources to their fullest capacity. but honestly a half working time bomb might be scarier
"Whats the voltage?"
"That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's over 10 thousand."
😮😮
IT'S OVER 9,000
@@ryleighrose5827 good reference
"man got tazed to death while trying to drink some beer"
Michael reeves: That was not me
“My blood is going to become Red Bull and my mind will become one with the universe”
I think he might be loosing his mind a bit, I love it
I wanna like this but it already has 69 likes
You are implying he hadnt already done so
Now exactly 350 likes
@@salemcrow5078 OmGeE iT tHe FuNnY nUmBa!!!
Yuna A LITTLE!😂🤣
who gave this 12 year old beer, tasers, and a 3D printer
Every single one of us did
I, Giorno Giovanna, gave him my money
Giorno Giovanna you run a mafia you can’t waste your money like that , you’re grounded.
@@zawarudo3582 Pucci left the house
And a laser cutter more recently.
Poor man “Hoe many volts is this?”
Micheal Reeves “It doesn’t matter when it gets passed 10000”
this makes no sense but om
@@baileylim9911 I think it means once it gets over 10000 it doesnt matter cause you'll be dead
@@baileylim9911 U dumb? Please find out what will 10000 volts do with your body
did any of you pass basic English
"How many volts is this"
"It doesn't matter once it gets past ten thousand"
"How many volts is that"
"it doesn't matter once it passes 10 000"
lel'd
First reply on a 9 month old comment.
@@jannatulferdous9693 first reply on a day old reply
@@NxthingButAMxnster first reply on a 6 hour old reply
@@jackaldrich5434 First reply on a 2 days old comment
@@JSFRD First reply on a 7 hours old comment
Michael:let's 3d print a protector to house all the electronics in.
Puts all the electronics on the outside of the protector.
Here we go Steelers
777th like
@Electric Man steeler nation
@Electric Man lol
😂 I love how far and wide Steelers Nation goes
Micheal fbi agent: why does he only buy tazers
Micheal: I NEED MORE TAZERS
"I still got shocked"
"ReAly? HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Thats peak chaotic evil
Everyone: Make a Roomba that screams whenever it bumps into something.
Me: Make a Roomba that hammers and absolutely destroys whatever it bumps into.
Make a roomba that chases you down and tazes you.
Make a roomba with a voice activated ai that says profanities when it bumps into things. And you can say something like" look out " and it turns around and it will act like a pet
Im gunna get an engineering degree just to make this
The cat is fucking dead
roomba with spinning blades
Make a roomba that shoots rounds from an M9 every time it bumps into something
Michaels entire life goal is to defy the Geneva convention in the funniest way possible
It’s more like the Geneva suggestion anyway
@@ryan9619 was gonna say that
TheGreyBoi 504 No, I was going to say that.
Zahel No no, I was going to say that
@@cybertea2639 no it was i who was gonna say thay
Something tells me that isn't very safe to have liquid near especially when drunk people are involved
Whatever you do, don't touch this and this.
That will pass Electricity through your heart.
:)
Electric company: Pay your bill
Me: .... *but ding ding needs me*
@@haydenyoung123 Life Sized
@@haydenyoung123 i payed it lmfao im gonna proudly have it on my dresser
You guys do know that chinese companies online sell it for way wayyyyy cheaper than Michael Reeves’ ones. They’re extremely easy to find and they are no different too.
this comment is all to real for me
Reza A Dave’s destruction matters more too me
Anybody: *Drinks*
This cup: im boutta end this mans whole career
Dave:
Michael: im boutta end this mans whole career
Any video: *Exists*
Commenters: Hold my beer while I Thanos this man's career.
Anybody: Drinks
This cup: im boutta end this man
@@mugesh3203 With the electricity through the heart, yeah 😂
1:58 Micheal: Now this looks like any old normal cup you see in your kitchen
People: NO! IT DOES NOT!
Me: Yes.
"comes with a pair of ding ding-sized michael reeves glasses". I haven't laughed this much in ages.
_Day 42 of convincing Michael to make the screaming roomba_
Homosexuality My Dear Watson whenever it bumps into a wall it screams random swear words
Happy Doggo
That sounds like something funny for one hour
Happy Doggo but like it has to be a high pitched robotic sounding voice like a softer version of Claptrap
I want that michael PLEASE
I would love to see this
Michael scaring the shit out of those two with the threat of electrocution is my absolute favorite.
It's not mine, I thought it was played out n clownie, I mean it just seems bit contrived. That's not the mean, obnoxious, smartass piece of shit I've come to regard so highly. 'Then again everybody seems to be lovin the "drive an old asian man mad bit" and I thought that was a bit.. silly but hey I came here for the code and robots and inspiration not the after school mickey mouse fun time bonanza' thanks kids!
The cursing roombaa is also not like Mikel but it's slap dash where it needs to be and ballzie enough to qualify for me to accept.
Cheers & much love fam sqaud
@@allanlocke5749 Oef, rough. Sounds like you need more dusty channels mate
YourPal_ TitLiquid
Scoob?
The_Real_Papa_Johns2 R A G G Y ? !
Allan Locke I don’t get bait comments on RUclips. The dislike button isn’t working so you don’t get the affirmation that you pissed off a lot of people. I just feel like reddit would be a better use of your time
"I JUST GOT SHOCKED" "you did?" "FROM HERE!" "...(crazed sadistic laughing)"
I hope that he is still known for this
Thank you Dave
What's your fascination with making machines that shock people involuntarily
OriginalCanadian :D
I mean, it was entertaining
This isn't a Normal Difficulty video. HMmmmmmm
OriginalCanadian Its almost been one year since he made the "Electrocuting My Muscles to Force me to Dab" video.
@@ridgedog2317 don't forget the tazer to stop you swearing
“Don’t touch that and that at the same time” Michal proceeds to smile intensely “That will send electricity through your heart”
wow 1 k likes and no replies well I'm the first
@@Oscar-yj3jk and I'm the second
@@amino-acid and I'm the third
@@matthewsoto2749 and I'm the 4th
i... am the 5th >.>
1:30 you can really see his eye bags from working on no sleep
Why do I feel like he has a room in his house filled with tasers
Chad: I STILL GOT SHOCKED.
Michel: *lets out a demonic laugh.
6:35
Sub to me get me to 500 subs stfu
Sub to me get me to 500 subs stop saying this on every comment dumbass
JScorpion1229 eat my cheeks kid LOL
@@person6801 I'm not going to get you to 500 subs
Sub to me get me to 500 subs bro I wonder who the real kid is u play fucking fortnite stfu
He attac
He protec
but more importantly
𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝒀𝑬𝑺
HOW DID YOU DO THE FORMATING?
I don't see the emojis :(
@@the_actual_alex copy and paste them in google
@@vlackrock good idea
@@vlackrock the issue here is im on a phone
4:46
When you wake up to check what time it is and your alarm goes off at the same moment
Something :
* exists *
Michael Reeves:
"let's add a tazer"
Michael: " I'm not a alcoholic "
Lily: imma bout to end this mans whole career and marry him
First to Last he’s not married
Just a Bruh not yet
Sub to me get me to 500 subs shut up and go play fortnite with ur friends
Cringe 😬
You can tell it’s a noob when you see around 500 other people with same pfp in a week :b
Micheal just make the screaming roomba, easy programming, easy revenue
Make it yell fuck everything it hits something or make slurping noises when it sucks up trash
ZoTrope except that’s boring and easy
nah nah nah, he should buy a roomba, remove it's proximity sensors, and them program it to swear and cus when it hits a thing.
Fuck that. The swearing roomba
Dino Kovačević
Paying for it is where Patreon comes in.
OK, so I was just casually scrolling through RUclips when I saw this video in the thumbnail said “ taser cup” but due to what is probably dyslexia and stupidity I read it as “taser c*m” and Michael I think I just came up with the best prank ever
7:22 The face of a well-adjusted, mentally stable individual
"Psychopath tazes peoples hands and gets them drunk"
"he's definitely a fucking villain"
they joked about this a number of times, but a few years later, the world is not laughing, it's too busy being tazed
A
Ayyyyee 420th like
It's not as bad when you're drunk, just a slightly higher chance of a heart attack
Hell yeah
* tazer sound* Maxes filthy Frank flashbacks intensifies
Admiral Ackbar This cup was specifically made for pit bulls.
"my hand hurt."
So timid.
1 like away from 1k
If Michael tries to take over the world I wouldn't even be upset
"beer tastes like shit" 2 years later making of the piss-bit video "beer tastes like shit" he never changes.
He looks like an evil version of Tom Holland
James Surya The live action Into the Spiderverse movie is looking pretty interesting.
Oh wow you're right
That's a 4 foot filipino and DUMB
He IS the evil version of Tom Holland
If Peter never got powers... Uncle Ben would be alive... He wouldn't learn how to be responsible... He would still be super smart... my god.
Why dose everything that he makes look like a bomb
Tao Rose why do I see this comment on every video
So when he actually makes a bomb no one will know.
KingRainbowCake oh shit
Why doesn't everything ever made look like a bomb?
One wrong move and it is
"while max and Chad are drinking" the unspoken words were, and not me because I don't want to get tazed.
There’s another dude named Michael reeves that died from a drinking problem
"I still got shocked!"
"Did you?"
"From here!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Evil scientist
Micheal is actually a super villian. Like straight up megamind levels of just pure sadistic evil. And we love him for it.
And also pray that being subscribed to his channel with make him spare us when he rules the world.
He's gonna be the reason AI ends up killing us all.
Megamind WISHES he was Michael
Nah, we'll be first, as revenge for all the freaking stupid things we say.
@@Draaza he'll be ruling the world, he can check our comment historys and weed out the tards.
“That will pass electricity through your heart :)”
“I am so fucking sorry guys”
No your not
Michael: "I am old enough to drink in the country I'm in . . ."
Me: What country lets you drink at 12 again?
Japan probably, they allow everything at 12
Yes I'm aware the 12 yo thing is kind of a misconception but it's a joke g o d d a m n i t
@@helloworld2409 Im replying to a comment made 20 min ago.
France, probably
@@lunaticusdjit Lol France serves beer in their McDonalds
Age of consent in the Philippines is 12...
Js.
Electricity and liquid beverages can only be a winning combination.
Since when have there been non liquid beverages
@@echothegecko9847 food
@K-V
Oh yes, sorry
@@leevikv that's not a beverage
@@brunamartins6769 It is if you can chew fast enough
This man has a closet full to the absolute max with tazers..
"only on sale for this week"
Fuck, I missed *_another_* limited time sale because I didn't know about it, gotta love that
Don't worry you are not al- WAIT THE DING DING COMES WITH GLASSES!?!? FUUUUUUUUU
become notification squad, that'll help
@@plant7371 nope, I stopped giving a shit. Any time I see a merch plug from a RUclipsr I know has done limited time stuff, I skip it
Go buy one of the T-shirts from the site. Trust me, you want to go look.
@@embie5119 I'll pass. I'm done being disappointed because of arbitrary time limits
So this guy is a legit mad scientist. The electricity heart part 👌 golden
Yup
He's not kidding. If you touch the contacts with both of your hands, the electricity travels through your heart.
A robot that tases you if you don’t tase someone fast enough
i love this guys realism
That podcast is high stakes. “It’ll send the electricity through your heart”
He just has the biggest smile as he says it
Only if they hold it wrong
“But Michael we all wanna know how it works!”
nerd
Weird nerd
N e r d s
nerd
CΞZΛЯУ hey can you like your comment its one like away from 600
whatever you do, no whate-no, Max. whatever you do, don't touch this *and* this. that will pass electricity through your heart.
I like how he never did put the episode in the description
I just love how he tells them about the heart thing as if it’s nothing before just telling them that he’s serious. I just love how he creates something that dangerous like it’s nothing and brings it to a podcast.
Worse part is he only told the second guy about it, the first dude didn’t know and could’ve touched it by accident
@@Chigi42 electricity flows from positive to negative in a circuit like this. While not great, the human body conducts electricity far better than air. If you touch those two parts at the same time with different hands, you become a wire conducting the electricity from point A to point B. And the middle of that wire is your heart.
Its a joke tho due to high voltage low current it would not travel so far trough your body.
Marvel: “the avengers is the greatest crossover in history”
Michael: “Hold my tazer cup”
"Don't touch this and that at the same time, cuz that,
will pass electricity through your heart," - Michael Reeves
7:09
i like how Michael is like, if you do that, YOU WILL FUCKING DIE
This man is the only person to be this addicted to tasing people
I was born
Fire Baller ummmmmmmm ok?
Wolfsblo0d I don’t know if you understand my joke that’s not really a joke
He isn’t addicted to alcohol because he is too addicted to torturing everyone around him and himself at the same time (I am unsure how this ended up on my recommended)
I gotta be honest, If I were this smart or hard working and be able to basically make everything taze everyone, I would be addicted to tazing others too
Michael is an actual mad scientist can’t wait for the full podcast
*Mad 10 year old
What channel is it on?
How old is he
"that will pass electricity through your heart" ; ) nun to worry about
I read the title at first as “taser coup” and got really excited
8:25 you can see the fear in his eyes while drinking. Holy shit lmao
Hahahah
What do you mean in his eyes you can hear him trying not to cry
love how he starts giving life saving instructions after the 1st guy already had his turn
Buy 1000 of them, mail them to Dave.
"whatever you do, don't touch this and this. *That will pass electricity through your hearts*
1:59
Michael: this might look like a normal cup
Me: seems legit
Michael: this is no ordinary cup
Me:seems legit
Ho
w many shrimp do you have to eat, before your-
I love how many times Michael breaks down in the middle of his videos
A year later and i still have that ding ding on my desk to remind me of Dave
I'm a little worried that if Lily ever dies in like a car accident, Micheal's super villain backstory will be complete, and then may god have mercy on our accursed souls for Micheal will use all of his hubris and obliterate our species from existence
Make a robot that electrocutes your vocal cords to sing All Star
thats not possible you fucking idiot
That ain't how it works chief
@@BigTony55 r/wooosh
@@BigTony55 r/wooooosh
@@BigTony55 r/woosh
Make an alarm clock that wakes you up to the relaxing sound of your comment section telling you to make stuff
When you press snooze or when you turn the alarm off it automatically uploads a video of you telling all of us how stupid our ideas are
6:37 LMFAO HIS LAUGH
I like how he subtly calls out Will for always drinking something in his videos 😂