Diane Keaton And Justin Bieber Are Having A Moment, And Where Is Dan Scavino?

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • While the feds search for former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino, who appears to be dodging a subpoena from Congress, Stephen is focused on the strange pairing of Diane Keaton and Justin Bieber in a video for Bieber's latest song, "Ghost." #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @bobp4
    @bobp4 3 года назад +247

    I was eating when you guys did that zoom in on Trump's butt. Seriously, you need to give a health warning next time.

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 3 года назад +17

      i regret i have but one thumb up to give ur comment .

    • @katicabogar24
      @katicabogar24 3 года назад +7

      At least i got an abrupt youtube ad…. Sorry you had to experience that.

    • @meowypotter1246
      @meowypotter1246 3 года назад +13

      Ditto. Gagged on my breakfast eggs. Warn a body, will ya, guys?!
      Or better yet, stop flashing that pic because now my eyes are bleeding.

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @terrehonbowden3472
      @terrehonbowden3472 3 года назад +3

      dude. me too.

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 3 года назад +142

    I unfortunately live in Idaho and the potato with googly eyes has my vote!

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 3 года назад +6

      Soon to put out a campaign ad on RUclipsr...🥔

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 3 года назад +2

      That's a twice baked potato if I ever saw one.

    • @Sig2423
      @Sig2423 3 года назад +1

      Makes sense

  • @kirielvids
    @kirielvids 3 года назад +311

    That bieber/Diane Keaton thing is just another thing that makes me think I fell into a coma like 2 years ago and my brain is just making up crazy shit at this point.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +12

      It's true, the rest of us are just figments of your barely-active comatose brain

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 3 года назад +7

      Ever since I flew into that anomaly I feel roughly the same way.

    • @marisolaquino719
      @marisolaquino719 3 года назад +12

      Anymore of the batshit crazy keeps happening, I’m going to give up sobriety, just to cope

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 года назад +20

      @MirroredWinds. Only 2 yrs ago? I've been feeling like I'm living in the Twilight Zone since 2016.

    • @melanieshaw3210
      @melanieshaw3210 3 года назад +3

      Well seeing that she is a huge fan of his...not surprising to me in the least

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco 3 года назад +30

    Canada here.....we are sorry about Bieber. Again. *sigh*

    • @anitagee3362
      @anitagee3362 3 года назад +4

      Never mind, we've all got that one family member...😏

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 года назад +12

      New York here. We apologize to the world for Tr**p. Trust me neighbor you don't have anything to be sorry for, especially compared to us. Stay safe 💕

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 3 года назад +2

      Canada also. Can confirm. We don't want Bieber or Cruz back.

    • @justinjauernig8675
      @justinjauernig8675 Год назад

      Kansas,USA here we hate all of them to be honest

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 3 года назад +137

    6:44 actually that’s not true. The chain of power in Idaho goes “governor, lieutenant governor, Pedro Sanchez, Napoleon Dynamite and THEN potato with googly eyes”

    • @TehLucario
      @TehLucario 3 года назад +6

      Wait wait, Pedro before Dynamite

    • @KealohaHarrison
      @KealohaHarrison 3 года назад +3

      @@TehLucario that’s true, I forgot about Pedro. My mistake lol

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +5

      Fake news!
      It goes Pedro, THEN each of the Powerpuff Girls (alphabetical order), THEN Napoleon...

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 3 года назад +4

      Did the lieutenant governor demote the potato? Is she afraid to run against he in the next election? Inquiring minds would like to know.

  • @backpacker3421
    @backpacker3421 3 года назад +72

    Yeah... Lt. Governor of Idaho whatshername was just doing her job. It totally says in the state Constitution that as soon as the Governor leaves the state, the Lt. Governor is supposed to totally undermine every one of the Governor's policies and agendas.
    The main takeaway here is that I doubt Gov. Little is going to being leaving Idaho again until they get the Lt. Governor impeached.

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 3 года назад +3

      Just lock her in the bunker while the boss is away.

    • @MaryKDeane
      @MaryKDeane 3 года назад +5

      It was incredibly painful listening to her try to string a coherent sentence together.🤦 Maybe she'd spent the morning at her dive bar? It's time for Idaho to Go Blue!!

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +6

      @@MaryKDeane She was struggling with trying to **not** say 'I pray for the day he is no longer a hinderance to my plans.'

    • @MaryKDeane
      @MaryKDeane 3 года назад +4

      @@telectronix1368 Exactly! She REALLY showed her true colors on this one. Scary 💩 for sure.

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 3 года назад

      @@airis8160 eeewww

  • @42.0fmthefever5
    @42.0fmthefever5 3 года назад +12

    Hey Stephen Colbert I am Canadian we love you Stephen, Jon Batiste And Stay Human and Staff ❤🥰🇨🇦
    .
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    .
    But *Bieber* 🤮

  • @joycliffe266
    @joycliffe266 3 года назад +588

    A person like Bernie only comes along "once in a lifetime". Loved how Stephen linked his impression of Bernie to the Talking Heads song.

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 3 года назад +21

      Classic for sure !!

    • @transcendentalidiot3321
      @transcendentalidiot3321 3 года назад +28

      Meh...I thought it was the same as it ever was...same as it ever was. 😊

    • @chriswright8114
      @chriswright8114 3 года назад +28

      @@transcendentalidiot3321 I found it quite soothing. like water flowing underground.

    • @easternsun167
      @easternsun167 3 года назад +5

      Thank God . The world couldn't handle another douche bag like him .

    • @ericdixon7405
      @ericdixon7405 3 года назад +5

      "Let'in the dayz go bye 👋..."

  • @timberho3935
    @timberho3935 3 года назад +99

    Love the talking heads reference. In Bernie mode.

  • @NoMoreLullabies
    @NoMoreLullabies 3 года назад +263

    The Bernie Sanders impression had me rolling haha

    • @heavionix2918
      @heavionix2918 3 года назад +14

      I still think Seth Meyers does it better, but now he’s got competition

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 3 года назад +7

      He should make a comedy album of Bernie singing popular songs and give the money to charity.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 3 года назад +5

      David Byrnie Sanders

    • @EddieGaster
      @EddieGaster 3 года назад

      @@jacquelinecallejas1390 Bernie Sanders Does the Classics.

    • @poietes7337
      @poietes7337 3 года назад

      That whole segment was brilliant.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 года назад +253

    Jon can drop a trailer for the teaser of the trailer of the music video any day and we are here for it!

    • @Panama_Red
      @Panama_Red 3 года назад +13

      I'm usually the snarky guy in the comments, but you are right. Mr. Batiste always reminds me that I can be better and I should spread that feeling whenever possible.
      Have a beautiful day/life my friend.

    • @joycliffe266
      @joycliffe266 3 года назад +10

      I don't even care that he hasn't written it (the actual music) yet because knowing Jon Batiste's outrageous talent, I know that it will turn out great!

    • @MasterSkyrim1000
      @MasterSkyrim1000 3 года назад +3

      That was a hilarious bit.

    • @daisydemelker6360
      @daisydemelker6360 3 года назад +2

      He has had a RUclips channel since before the Late Show. Check it out.

    • @macareuxmoine
      @macareuxmoine 3 года назад +1

      Jon is just priceless! 😍

  • @pierregauthier5070
    @pierregauthier5070 3 года назад +37

    Btw, for those that do not know, Dan Scavino was Trump's gold caddy for 20 years before being made white house deputy chief of staff, only in America!!

  • @CrymsonNite
    @CrymsonNite 3 года назад +84

    "Its my duty to change the law as soon as the govener leaves state"

    • @anamazing2297
      @anamazing2297 3 года назад +6

      She's acting like a student making as big a mess as possible before the teacher gets back. Or maybe those tiktok school "lickers", who somehow steal full bathrooms when no one's watching, and nobody understands it.

    • @NickCorbinOfficial
      @NickCorbinOfficial 3 года назад +11

      Idahoan here. Stephen didn't mention that this is the SECOND time this year she's pulled this stunt.

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 3 года назад +29

    7:00 In other words, she was waiting for the very moment he had crossed the state line so that she could start enforcing her own whims.

    • @richardbraakman7469
      @richardbraakman7469 3 года назад +4

      And she thinks of herself as "commander of the state". Very dangerous

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows 3 года назад +125

    The rest of that Idaho story, this wasn’t the first time she did that to Governor Little. And just like the last time. Little reversed Toothy’s bullshit!

    • @MaryKDeane
      @MaryKDeane 3 года назад +15

      WOW....Just WOW. As an Idahoan, I find her VERY even SCARIER than Governor Little! She was barely able to string a coherent sentence together.🤦 Maybe she'd spent the morning at her dive bar?🙅 Idahoans, we NEED to VOTE BLUE if we want to save our beautiful state.

    • @fastplant44
      @fastplant44 3 года назад +6

      The only thing I can remember about Idaho politics is that Larry Craig has a wide stance.

    • @anamazing2297
      @anamazing2297 3 года назад +3

      @@fastplant44 don't forget the potato with googly eyes. That's *totally* the most important takeaway from this! 😂

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 3 года назад +2

      And the people of Idaho are ok with this? I sure would NOT be.

    • @fastplant44
      @fastplant44 3 года назад +2

      @@anamazing2297 I feel that Dan Quale would put an E on it.

  • @transcendentalidiot3321
    @transcendentalidiot3321 3 года назад +41

    Dog the Bounty Hunter needs to track down Dan Scavino too.

    • @mannyamato3421
      @mannyamato3421 3 года назад +1

      Dog is out for popularity thats it. Gabby was a lame distraction.

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 3 года назад +209

    Bernie Sanders covering the Talking Heads was sublime.

    • @sgtwrench69
      @sgtwrench69 3 года назад +3

      Then buys his 4th house.. and don't forget medicare for all

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 3 года назад +6

      Same as it was , same as it was.

    • @joshnull6132
      @joshnull6132 3 года назад +3

      This may go down as the best moment in television 2021.

    • @CeeGeeZ
      @CeeGeeZ 3 года назад +2

      😁👍😄😅🤣❕❗

    • @starcloudhidden8074
      @starcloudhidden8074 3 года назад +2

      👍🏼I'm #100

  • @moineaurouge
    @moineaurouge 3 года назад +29

    Bernie "Feel the Byrne" Sanders.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +177

    Well why not kick the can on this? We've been kicking the can on the environmental issues all this time, and that's turned out juuuuuust fine... right? Right?

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni 3 года назад +7

      I'm not an economist, but it _has_ to be better than that "mint a trillion dollar coin" idea, which I can only assume would cause massive inflation.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +5

      'printing some money' is not what 'raise the debt limit involves'

    • @M0oranshi
      @M0oranshi 3 года назад +3

      Can America be held accountable for once? You f*cked the world over. It's burning. You are not alone. There should be sanctions or something with your can kicking. I wished you could be send to space for a time out.

    • @richardbraakman7469
      @richardbraakman7469 3 года назад +9

      The real problem with the trillion dollar coin is how do you make change at the gas station

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 3 года назад +6

      @@M0oranshi Look, most of us are regular people trying to figure out how to come back from the spiraling chaos. It wasn't like any one of us set out for our country to be the central cog in the global economy or whatever the crap makes it so our failures become the world's disasters. We're not even sure how to get the representatives and senators to play nicely together since the primary goal seems to be making sure other parties don't get anything done because they're the Bad Guys or something.
      Honestly, space is looking better and better... or it would be if billionaires weren't leading the way so that it's guaranteed that all the greed and selfishness will get out there ahead of us.

  • @graggdavison3186
    @graggdavison3186 3 года назад +20

    *The philosophy of the rich and the poor is that: the rich invest their money and spend what is left. The poor spend their money and invest what is left.*

    • @williamdonnelly9331
      @williamdonnelly9331 3 года назад +3

      Investing for today is priceless because tomorrow isn’t promised, trading Bitcoins,gold,silver and crypto secure a better tomorrow

    • @richardbaddeley6713
      @richardbaddeley6713 3 года назад +3

      Interesting,most people don’t understand the market moves and tend to be mislead infact like this and always depend on money in the bank very bad idea.

    • @williamdonnelly9331
      @williamdonnelly9331 3 года назад +4

      Exactly, money is always eager and ready to work for anyone who is ready to employ it,I was able to withdraw my profits of $24,000 after investing $6,500 on Mrs Wendy Village’s platform some weeks ago

    • @cathyshaw9104
      @cathyshaw9104 3 года назад +2

      @@josemigliani5396 She’s available on what's app

    • @cathyshaw9104
      @cathyshaw9104 3 года назад +2

      ➕❶❷❶❸❼❼❺⓿❾❽❻

  • @Aphercotropes
    @Aphercotropes 3 года назад +98

    As an Idahoan, googly eyes has my full support.

    • @richardbraakman7469
      @richardbraakman7469 3 года назад +2

      I don't know, what's it's position on daylight saving time?

    • @MaryKDeane
      @MaryKDeane 3 года назад +3

      I concur! As a fellow Idahoan, listening to her attempt to string a coherent sentence together is painful.🤦 It's time for Idaho to Go Blue!👍

    • @fastplant44
      @fastplant44 3 года назад +1

      Only if that potato has a wide stance like Larry Craig.

    • @Aphercotropes
      @Aphercotropes 3 года назад +1

      @@fastplant44 kind of hard to widen his stance. He doesn't even have legs.

    • @sherriedentley600
      @sherriedentley600 3 года назад

      Wow!

  • @definitelynotskynet
    @definitelynotskynet 3 года назад +92

    Jon Batiste saying he hasn’t written his song yet was just too cute.

  • @tolgadogs7531
    @tolgadogs7531 3 года назад +41

    Wow when he explained what idaho Lt governor did it sounded like straight hitler tactics

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +5

      More like Mussolini.

    • @MaryKDeane
      @MaryKDeane 3 года назад +4

      As an Idahoan, I found her inability to string a coherent sentence together quite scary. Idaho needs to GO BLUE!

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 года назад +1

      Hitler convinced President Hindenburg to dissolve the Reichstag (German Congress) and suspend civil liberties, then changed the rules about how power should be passed on should the president die, abolishing the role of president and giving all authority to the Chancellor. That was literally mere hours before Hindenburg died. Stephen is right, Idaho's governor should really watch his break lines.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 года назад

      Been watching The Man in the High Castle lately. Sometimes I can't tell if it's the show, or the news.

  • @NickCorbinOfficial
    @NickCorbinOfficial 3 года назад +26

    Idahoan here. Stephen didn't mention that this is the SECOND time this year she's pulled this stunt and that she tried to authorize the Idaho National Guard to go down to the Mexican border. The Guard leadership told her flat out NO.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 3 года назад +110

    I love it when Republicans fight each other after all they’ve put us through in the last five years.

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni 3 года назад +12

      Should hand out knives and televise the action.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, like the Democrats are fighting each other now. Where've you been?

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 3 года назад +17

      @@johnbrowne3950 Oh, look: it's a no--content troll. What a f***ing surprise... 🙄🤖🖕

    • @nickelpickel3924
      @nickelpickel3924 3 года назад +10

      @@Lucius1958 there's always one.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 года назад

      @@Lucius1958 Is Lucius a girls name?

  • @GregKeane
    @GregKeane 3 года назад +114

    I'm glad steven caught the "I pray for his safety every day"

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 3 года назад +5

      Wasn't it creepy?!

  • @alyssac4882
    @alyssac4882 3 года назад +88

    Oh man the talking heads joke really got me

  • @DarlaVaughan
    @DarlaVaughan 3 года назад +33

    I can't wait til it drops, Jon 😂 it sounds so good!

  • @saturnv2419
    @saturnv2419 3 года назад +422

    This really shows how fragile the US election system is, after just 4 years it become relied on just the moral of employees.

    • @therrydicule
      @therrydicule 3 года назад +15

      Yes and no and yes...
      Trump was a worst-case scenario, but the USA was saved by the moral of employees and Trump being dumb and incompetent. However, the conservative movement and people like Amway's Richard DeVos and the Koch brothers have been pushing for decades to have someone like Trump.
      The solution is to not have Trump. As far as I view, the GOP proven that they can be taken over... The progressive could use the occasion to cause chaos in the GOP, just push Howie Hawkins to run in the GOP to shake things up. Not to win, but to provoke the Trumpist.

    • @famousgoldentouch
      @famousgoldentouch 3 года назад +11

      But they’ve laying the pattern/ blueprint to how to and it only needs someone as corrupt and just slightly „not so dumb“ to be successful next time…the „moral-meter“ is going to be the mid terms…

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 3 года назад +1

      No no, we went from a 3yr investigation on an election to the most secure ever thats not allowed to be questioned

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 3 года назад +9

      This country has been leading to this for decades. Since Reagan. Two elections stolen by republicans. One by vote tampering. Don’t kid yourself.

    • @nk-dw2hm
      @nk-dw2hm 3 года назад +9

      @@coltonblake13 the investigation of russia's influence on the election was bipartisan and lasted for a matter of months. Not like the colossal waste of time and money that were the benghazi "investigations"
      The dems weren't trying to overturn the election, they just wanted to know how high up the crimes went. And seeing how half the campaign pled guilty to various crimes...

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 3 года назад +10

    Wait. Wasn't Idaho at capacity at all major hospitals due to Covid not that long ago? And she still did that? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Kit-se3zs
      @Kit-se3zs 3 года назад +3

      Yes, in fact we've been in crisis standards of care mode for a few weeks now.

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 3 года назад +1

      @@Kit-se3zs I am so very sorry. I hope you're safe (and that someone that actually cares about their people takes charge soon).

    • @mariespi96
      @mariespi96 3 года назад +1

      @@Kit-se3zs I'm so sorry

  • @avadarkness666
    @avadarkness666 3 года назад +10

    Oh hell yeah. I'll happily take a Talking Heads lyrics Bernie Sanders impression any day. All day. Yes please Mr. Colbert

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau 3 года назад +66

    Where's Scavino? Crawled back under his rock, that's where.

  • @emills6525
    @emills6525 3 года назад +8

    As an Idahoan I can say that the potato would do a better job

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 3 года назад +25

    Really appreciate the Talking Heads reference in the guise of a Bernie here.

    • @MK-je7kz
      @MK-je7kz 3 года назад

      Most of the audience didn't seem to get it

  • @Aphercotropes
    @Aphercotropes 3 года назад +90

    Talking Heads reference was dope!

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 3 года назад +110

    Stephen you and your team were stellar tonight!
    "Same as it ever was!"

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

    • @Grandmas_Favorite
      @Grandmas_Favorite 3 года назад

      Hey if you like terrible, politically motivated shows, that’s cool. More power to ya!
      Just remember that most “thinkers” tend to judge/avoid individuals who watch these terrible shows… Much love!

    • @joe-ff4fk
      @joe-ff4fk 3 года назад +3

      @@Grandmas_Favorite Not a Talking Heads fan I assume...

    • @amberzec
      @amberzec 3 года назад +3

      @@Grandmas_Favorite why r u here then?

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 3 года назад +4

      We may find ourselves
      Fleeing in shotgun shock
      And we may find ourselves
      Caravanning to another
      Part of the world
      And we may find our country
      Being steered by lunatical
      Madmen at the wheel
      And we may find ourselves
      Without our beautiful houses
      Without our beautiful life
      And we may ask ourselves
      Hell..can it get any worse?
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Let the corporations hold us down
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Cash makes the world go round
      Off to the banks again
      Steal your money till it's gone
      Pounce on this lifetime
      Cash makes the world go round
      And we may ask ourselves
      Why does it need to be this way
      And we may ask ourselves
      Do we need spying oversight
      We may tell ourselves
      It doesn't matter if
      I cast my individual vote
      And we may tell ourselves
      Don't blame me
      For losing our beautiful life
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Let the corporations hold us down
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Cash makes the world go round
      Off to the banks again
      Steal your money till it's gone
      Pounce on this lifetime
      Cash makes the world go round
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Laws aren't equal for everyone
      Our liberty dissolving
      And liberty being removed
      Yet there it is inside us
      In the core of our hearts
      One nation under liberty
      Carry forth that liberty
      In the cores of our hearts
      Share that liberty
      In the cores of our hearts
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Let corporations hold us down
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Cash makes the world go round
      Off to the banks again
      Steal your money till it's gone
      Pounce on this lifetime
      Cash makes the world go round
      It's the banks again
      Into the new Bitcoin
      Instead of coins and bills
      Cash makes the world go round
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Into the new Bitcoin
      Pounce on this lifetime
      Cash makes the world go round
      And we may ask ourselves
      Do we need a beautiful house
      And we ask ask ourselves
      Do we need more concrete highways
      And we may tell ourselves
      If it's all right then there's nothing left
      And we may say to ourselves
      Oh my county
      Where have you gone
      Trump isn't helping us
      Trump isn't after us
      Trump isn't holding up
      Trump is a pony ride
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Pounce in this lifetime
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Letting our freedoms go bye
      Pounce on this lifetime

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 3 года назад +16

    If two months in Congress is like a "lifetime", then some of those old representatives in Congress have lived too many "lifetimes" in their seats.

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @sl0thilicious
    @sl0thilicious 3 года назад +19

    Bernie Sanders is the Santa America needs, not the Santa it deserves

  • @robertplatt1693
    @robertplatt1693 3 года назад +151

    The more the ex-president talks, the better Dems' electoral chances.

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 3 года назад +13

      Gerrymandering, the mainstream press obsesssed with 'both sides', the right wing propaganda machine, and good old american racism/bigotry/fascism don't agree.

    • @mistyrhodes3783
      @mistyrhodes3783 3 года назад +3

      Amen.

    • @TimothyOvia
      @TimothyOvia 3 года назад +5

      The only benefit Id see to him running again. If he does, they won't reclaim the exec branch anytime soon.

    • @xanderfulton3186
      @xanderfulton3186 3 года назад +4

      @@TimothyOvia look I’m not a Republican but there’s no guarantee of that. Biden’s margin of victory in the swing states was less than 46k votes. And with Republican voter suppression, 2022, let alone 2024, could very easily be a red wave.

    • @TimothyOvia
      @TimothyOvia 3 года назад +2

      @@xanderfulton3186 I hope you're wrong, but it's definitely a possibility he could win. His ego won't allow him to avoid the voter fraud disinformation from 2020, and the more he prosecutes that case, the more he alienates his base (and independents) from even getting out to vote. It'll be a hard line to thread.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +21

    5:14
    Nobody's gonna look 'in there' by choice, Stephen.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад

      Nah, that end's fine: it all comes out the **other** end.

  • @annabrenner5995
    @annabrenner5995 3 года назад +110

    "Speaking of Idaho...Canada." Yes, Steve. With you all the way.

    • @nk-dw2hm
      @nk-dw2hm 3 года назад +1

      @@PsychosisNOS didn't even have an attempt at an excuse, just "Well he shouldn't have left"

    • @punkaakee
      @punkaakee 3 года назад +7

      What? I’m not from Idaho. Are they secretly jealous of us Canadians?

    • @HalloweenMischief
      @HalloweenMischief 3 года назад +1

      @@punkaakee Some of us are. ;0)

    • @craigjohnson4182
      @craigjohnson4182 3 года назад

      What is wrong with Idaho? Why did they have to compare it to a place like Canada???

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 3 года назад +15

    …same as it ever was…🎶💖

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 3 года назад +3

    Please Idaho, you've a lot to learn. Here in Argentina the governor of the province of Tucumán ran for Senator and his vice-governor ran against him in the primaries campaigning against his re-reelection. After the primaries the national government was reestructured and the governor of Tucumán being Chief of Cabinet but didn't want to leave the province to his vg. They finally made an agreement. Then a couple days ago the vice-governor traveled to Buenos Aires with the third and fourth in the line of succession and the fifth person, from the opposition party of former governor and dictator Bussi, went to the House to assume power and invited his boss, Bussi's son. How's that for a novella?

  • @stanleyban
    @stanleyban 3 года назад +38

    Always love Stephen Colbert,; no matter what's going on in the world, he's always so much fun!!! Two thumbs up, Stephen!!!

    • @harrismiller1948
      @harrismiller1948 3 года назад

      As a British citizen, I like watching Stephen, he gives me the best entertainment on RUclips when it comes to politics

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад +84

    Clark is one of those people that “did their own research” (i.e. believe in conspiracy theories from the internet).

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 3 года назад +16

      The best Halloween decorations are tombstones that say "I Did My Own Research".

    • @susanrobinson910
      @susanrobinson910 3 года назад +8

      It never ceases to amaze me what people will believe just because it is written on ye olde interwebz…🙄

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 3 года назад +3

      @@lw3269
      That's, how shall I say, appropriately gruesome.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 3 года назад +3

      @@TooMuchDramaInTheMilkyWay I wish I did, but someone else thought of it first

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone 3 года назад +4

      @@lw3269 Or "I owned the libs"

  • @patrickwalsh2361
    @patrickwalsh2361 3 года назад +10

    I hope that the Lt Gov McGeachin’s kids start throwing crazy parties every time she leaves for the weekend!

    • @myrnashoults9735
      @myrnashoults9735 3 года назад +1

      That would only be acceptable IF they prayed everyday for her safety

  • @Quita30
    @Quita30 3 года назад +19

    Yo, this whole monoluge was brilliant.

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @JesterLind
    @JesterLind 3 года назад +82

    That tennis photo of the former president is 20 years old, and to show him doing anything remotely athletic is more flattering than he deserves.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 3 года назад +1

      You know he only weighs 235 lbs so I don’t know what the big deal is.

    • @poietes7337
      @poietes7337 3 года назад +10

      Trigger Warning: This video contains offensive content that may not be suitable for young children or those who experience nausea or vertigo when confronted with vast swaths of unharnessed whiteness. The creature seen in this video should never be given McDonald's with a side of Diet Coke as consumption of this has been shown to initiate hysteria in massive sectors of the population. This, in turn, leads to unabated dumbassery and a marked decrease in critical thinking.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +4

      @@Dbb27 Fun fact: when he got his faked medical report "1lb under clinically obese" he had his height exaggerated on the report.
      So he genuinely was obese.

    • @iCanbEYOURrUKIA
      @iCanbEYOURrUKIA 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭💀

    • @jennifersaar1611
      @jennifersaar1611 3 года назад +1

      @@Dbb27 It wouldn’t be any kind of deal if Trump would just stop saying he’s the peak of physical fitness. He made his doctor write a note saying he was in perfect health. Why not just admit he’s got a little paunch? Why the need to lie about something so innocuous? It’s ridiculous.

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 3 года назад +10

    The only comic who could pull off a mashup of Bernie Sanders and David Byrne.

  • @caseyjl949
    @caseyjl949 3 года назад +12

    Now I want to listen to talking heads

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 3 года назад +40

    Holy fuck Stephen. I thought of that Sadam's spiderhole joke a few seconds before I heard you utter it.
    Always crazy when late night writers tap into your exact sense of humor

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 3 года назад +3

      I dunno. I'd be crafting a snap brim, tin-foil fedora if they started picking jokes out of my brain.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 3 года назад +8

    Oh, Stephen, no. Let's not call the act of _raising_ the debt ceiling instead of raising taxes on the _wealthy_ _"averting_ disaster." It's not _"averting_ disaster" until the national budget is balanced and the national debt is _decreasing_ again. It's only _postponing_ disaster until we reach that limit _again._
    Anyone who has ever handled a budget knows, a budget crisis is _only_ averted if the money going in at _least_ equals the money coming _out._ That has not been the situation in _this_ country since 2000.

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 3 года назад

      there u go with common sense and logic their motives don't have room for that ( sarcastic agreement if any didn't catch on )

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 3 года назад +14

    I love the Talking Heads

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @urlond9371
    @urlond9371 3 года назад +10

    As an Idahoan, our gop party is a joke. Little will undo anything she did, and Janice is a joke in our state.

  • @funkdetroit940
    @funkdetroit940 3 года назад +14

    low key Steve does the best Bernie impression in all of late night tv for sure but possibly all of pop entertainment

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

    • @kathleenclark5877
      @kathleenclark5877 3 года назад

      Seth Meyers does a pretty good job as well!

  • @gabesolomon4887
    @gabesolomon4887 3 года назад +2

    And you may ask yourself, why does only the one percent live in a beautiful house?
    And you may ask yourself, why is only the one percent behind the wheel of a large automobile?
    And you may ask yourself, why does only the one percent have a beautiful wife?

  • @GD1_3
    @GD1_3 3 года назад +17

    I frigging love this show!!!

  • @r.d.w.molenkamp1276
    @r.d.w.molenkamp1276 3 года назад +2

    The Big Liebowski...brilliant xD

  • @lafierechienne7777
    @lafierechienne7777 3 года назад +9

    “I don’t know I haven’t written it yet” 😂

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @ColinPoole
    @ColinPoole 3 года назад +4

    I mean I'm not a Bieber fan but I still saw Diane Keaton on Ellen drooling over JB, JB coming out to surprise her - so yeah they probably just said let's collab. Not too wild.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 3 года назад

      Maybe you are unaware that Diane Keaton is 75 years old.

    • @cf453
      @cf453 3 года назад

      @@charlie-obrien I'd still hit it.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 3 года назад

      @@cf453
      Everyone, lock up your grannies.....
      C F is on the town!

    • @cf453
      @cf453 3 года назад

      @@charlie-obrien Well, my granny just died, and unfortunately she was cremated, so I couldn't take her home with me.

  • @ghlee2300
    @ghlee2300 3 года назад +6

    Gorgeous suit tonight! 👍🏼👏🏼

  • @RustOnWheels
    @RustOnWheels 3 года назад +9

    Can I just say this show is an international treasure?

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @benjaminiraa
    @benjaminiraa 3 года назад +39

    Stephen Colbert is killing it. Keeping me sane, and alive. Sending love to him and his writers. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

    • @canoegirl6335
      @canoegirl6335 3 года назад +1

      Honestly his writers are beyond brilliant aren’t they? How do they come up with these jokes?

  • @myjewelry4u
    @myjewelry4u 3 года назад +8

    This whole monologue was great! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @Marshall_Stacks
    @Marshall_Stacks 3 года назад +8

    Seriously though, Idaho should be turned into a nature reserve for animals and fish. The majority of people there are terrible. ~ PNW resident

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks 3 года назад

      I have never driven faster than trying to cross through that shithole of a state.

    • @toysruskid5074
      @toysruskid5074 3 года назад +1

      Save the potatoes. Remove just about everyone but the potato farmers.

    • @nickelpickel3924
      @nickelpickel3924 3 года назад

      @@Marshall_Stacks Rusty shackledford.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 года назад

      Chicago is an official nature reserve. Along with every large Democratic city.

    • @toysruskid5074
      @toysruskid5074 3 года назад

      @@johnbrowne3950 Okay.... but isn't Chicago in Illinois? What does this have to do with Idaho?

  • @MsUtuber2
    @MsUtuber2 3 года назад +2

    Stephen, you are so fortunate to have Jon Batiste. To be a charming, funny guy working with a musical genius with flair, wow!

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @frutrace
    @frutrace 3 года назад +17

    Idaho Lt. Gov was referring to herself with the royal "we." That can't be a good sign, even by 2021 standards.

  • @youreg
    @youreg 3 года назад +12

    "... Idaho's constiituion requires the liutenant governor to take over when the governor is out of state"
    Yeah, I guess it would take too long for horseback messengers to relay updates and decisions back and forth 🤔

    • @sion8
      @sion8 3 года назад +1

      The thing is all states do that, however, most states don't do separate tickets for Gov. and Lt. Gov. probably for this reason they usually try to undo or do things the other wouldn't.

    • @youreg
      @youreg 3 года назад

      ​@@sion8 Ah, interesting (though I still wonder why in-state presence is needed)

    • @sion8
      @sion8 3 года назад +1

      @@youreg
      Legally they don't have authority, the same happens with the president when they leave the country, the visprez. takes over.
      It's a matter of legal authority not ability to communicate. That doesn't mean the VP doesn't talk to the President to see what they'd think of this or that, but ultimately it's the VP taking the decision.

  • @garymcdermott7458
    @garymcdermott7458 3 года назад +3

    Fair dinkum America, I'm an Aussie and we are laughing our arses off listening to Stephen. Not often you see how unbelievably vulnerable the so called greatest country in the world really is. Stephens laughing but inside his guts are churning that America is in this state. Boy if you all don't vote blue in 2022, then good luck to you all.

  • @youreg
    @youreg 3 года назад +4

    Never thought I’d see a mashup of Bernie Sanders and David Byrne - awesome 😁

  • @bobbler42
    @bobbler42 3 года назад +56

    Jon gets many points.

  • @stephenharper6638
    @stephenharper6638 3 года назад +9

    I played kick the can... with tin cans, aluminum cans are a no go

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 3 года назад +1

      In the late 80s I was a kid..and played Barefoot...always risking kicking it ok the side where it got opened with a knife and was really sharp ...

    • @stephenharper6638
      @stephenharper6638 3 года назад +2

      @@jlbueno0611 Now a tin can can be stomped on, thereby securing the offending refuse to your shoe. Stomping down the street was a delight to the boy and a nuisance to the neighborhood.

  • @tianxiaozhang
    @tianxiaozhang 3 года назад +10

    I like the music in Jon's trailer more than Bieber's entire collection (whatever it includes -- I'm not sure)

  • @Cwn41
    @Cwn41 3 года назад +17

    I’m here just to say having the audience back sucks

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад

      I felt bad for the audience, when they were right on cue with a "HOW OLD ARE THEY" at 0:36 but Stephen steamrolled right over their perfect timing

  • @parrisprice5892
    @parrisprice5892 3 года назад +4

    Idaho is a cwazy state

    • @Kit-se3zs
      @Kit-se3zs 3 года назад

      No more crazy than every other state being taken over by far-right anti-government freedumb & guns fascists.

  • @prowlermadmax2
    @prowlermadmax2 3 года назад +7

    you never fail to amaze me Stephen, thanks for making me laugh

  • @siam5579
    @siam5579 3 года назад +20

    Jon is so incredible!!!!

  • @wjpperry1
    @wjpperry1 3 года назад +4

    Bernie sings Talking Heads is the best bit ever!

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 года назад +7

    6:59 _'We are the Royal “We,” and it is our sacred duty to do things our boss will repeal soon as he gets back.'_

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @powerhousecentralbne
    @powerhousecentralbne 3 года назад +2

    bernie/talking heads is the best! ive watched it 5 times now

  • @Strider1954
    @Strider1954 3 года назад +4

    Kudos! just for that Bernie / Talking Heads bit alone, that was fun!

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 3 года назад +6

    More Jon Baptiste, please!

  • @mikejohnson3338
    @mikejohnson3338 3 года назад +5

    I think ol Danny is hanging out with Brian Laundrie.

  • @JasonCarney.
    @JasonCarney. 3 года назад +2

    Interesting. Colbert even copied David Byrne's arm chopping moves, from Talking Heads live tour, while saying "Same as it ever was" repeatedly.

  • @joelbuchanan471
    @joelbuchanan471 3 года назад +6

    Jon Batiste for King of the Universe please! He is always so much fun on this program.

  • @davidcrawford8868
    @davidcrawford8868 3 года назад +1

    It's showing my age, but the Lt. Gov. reminds me of Frank Burns.

  • @jayfolk
    @jayfolk 3 года назад +7

    finally watched the comey rule and rump has earned every one of these twitter made titles.

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 3 года назад +2

    For the first time I'm envious of Justin Beiber. Diane Keaton is a goddess.

  • @annleslie7826
    @annleslie7826 3 года назад +3

    Omg….the Lt. Governor needs to get the hell out of there. Idaho is dying.

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @davidkray9809
    @davidkray9809 3 года назад +1

    The Bernie impression turns my stomach. Colbert's act was complicit in marginalizing Sanders as a presidential candidate. And now its just a joke. How shameless and shameful will you be for a laugh?

  • @emjayay
    @emjayay 3 года назад +8

    Brakes have all been hydraulic since the 1936's. So no cables, except the parking brakes.

  • @brianna7921
    @brianna7921 3 года назад +2

    I'm not surprised. 2 Months IS a lifetime if you're working with Ted Cruz

  • @kevinbarr9003
    @kevinbarr9003 3 года назад +3

    I thought we got rid of #America's Skid Mark?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад +7

    Nice trailer for the teaser of Jon Batiste playing the Note C on the Piano!

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад +18

    So basically, if the Office’s Michael ever decides to make Jim the manager, it’s up to the rest of the Dunder Mifflin branch leadership to stop it.

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 3 года назад +4

    I love it when Stephen describes the pictures. They're always spot on.🤣🤣😎✨

    • @vanbusto8870
      @vanbusto8870 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 3 года назад +2

    Janice McGeachin has the exact same smile as the one that Jared Leto's "Joker" has tattooed on his left hand. Quite telling, if you ask mel

  • @davidstock7169
    @davidstock7169 3 года назад +3

    I got say, Steve and his writers have been on fire lately

  • @debbiemarquis3231
    @debbiemarquis3231 3 года назад +1

    The old man behind every mask in Scooby doo..and more space than Saddam's hole got me...lol..

  • @kimberlycornelius7911
    @kimberlycornelius7911 3 года назад +5

    They have a problem with debt ceiling but voting on their raise do we go through this then maybe we should

    • @kangjon49
      @kangjon49 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xCEu21sTfnI/видео.html