@@fugitiveunknown7806 Abbadon:" With this artifact I can supercharge the planet killer and annihilate Terra all the way from here" Commissar Johnicus:"Hmmm shiny!" *Swallow the glowing orb* Abbadon:"What the hell!" *Ship core destabilized and exploded*
G man: yeah and half your sons turn traitor, was this before or after you almost bombed my mom Lion:☝️😮...✊️😶 G man: that's what I fucking thought LET ME HAVE THIS!!
@@rexjrd963 A great number of Ældari drug-raped Slaanesh into existence, so it was vastly different from the interaction between Bobby G and Yvraine here.
Nurgle: hm I think it's Slaanesh because the pervy bastard is really like Eldars. Khorne: hm logical my infected fellow god. Now prepare to be spanked Slaanesh. Slaanesh: by all means do that daddy. Khorne: as you wish bitch.
@@scp-001thescarletkingI remember he removed it for extended period of times in Godblight and that time was becoming longer and longer, and after what happened in Nurgle Garden he shouldn't need it anymore
Shit in box lick self piss on random objects when body say breed and lick offspring’s excrement up but sure call that power because it can sit on your lap and beg for food oh and a lot are inbred I believe or maybe that’s more of a dog thing
Guilliman is totally right. Eldar girls are built different. Though Guilliman might need an adult for that one with Yvraine, and specifically not Yvraine as the adult.
@@killerninja2276 no, humans just hate Aeldari. And the Aeldari themselves came to dislike Big-E before the fall. The fine details aren’t known, but he and Eldrad Ulthran used to be friends, but it fell apart. Likely due to the rampant xenophobia.
@@killerninja2276 *_And the fact that they have xenophobia?_* If you yourself are not psychic and just a normal human Eldar induce xenophobia in humans, the longer a normal human looks at an Eldar the worse they look, inducing an extremely strong sense of uncanny valley. Eldar on a painting or a picture looks like a human, Eldar in person look _wrong_ .
Let Bobby G have this. He needs this, he woke up after 10k years. To a situation that he by only of his intensely high skill set. Is somehow managing to make work. Bobby was not made for this. Yet he is holding it together. Let him get some happy time.
Yvraine takes on Guiliman and at that moment her Cat walkes in Guiliman charges but can not escape yvraines grasp. 3 days later he awakens n@k€d in a bed hearing yvraine from the kitchen. He locks around and sees the cat sleeping on his chest. He reaches out opens his huge hand and Finaly Pets the cat.
“Wilp you are atleast the only one of your brothers to get layed. But because it was with a dark eldar we all know it was some freaky crap that makes perfect blackmail. Oh did I mention your armor has several cameras on it.” “I am still not making you the lord of mars cawl!”
@@MicahSolosGokui thought he was killing them in the web way or something? If he was captured fair enough(we all know what happens if they get you) but I haven’t heard anything about him hooking up with eldar.
Back during my Darktide days while waiting for people in loading screens, I loved reminding everyone that Guilliman was now Lord Commander of the Imperium and had officially ruled that eldar GFs are now Imperium Approved.
Now I'm imagining some freaky peace treaties between mankind and the dark eldars "-you're allowed to torture prisoners, but they must be able to have a safeword." *imperial negociator behind guilliman* - "my lord, what's a" safeword"? -a concept I've learned with Yvraine
No, my Primearch!!! There is no feline! It’s more Eldar word trickery! Oh sweet merciful Emperor! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!! LOL what am I worried about. He literally can’t take that power armor off. It’s essentially just a chastity belt.
Funnily enough, the Emperor actually quite liked the Eldar. He never personally went out of his way to hunt them down and was reportedly great friends with Eldrad. That's not to say he never killed Eldar, but it was never by choice and always out of necessity (outside of the Dark Eldar).
Guilliman: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff Yvraine: I'm stuff Guilliman: NO YVRAINE, NOOOOOO! Lion el Johnson: hahaha, Guilliman your girlfriend is a FILTHY KNIFE EARED HARLOT!
A reminder. Making love on missionary position with handholding and kissing, for the prospect of having children, does not affect Slaanesh at all. As long as Guiliman be a goody two shoes and can calm Yvraine (or break her with his massive flaming sword), the dark prince will not be attracted to their location. If they go full BDSM, tho, it might.
I remember Reading a quote (Can't remember from who or where though) that talked about how even small things that are even remotely connected to them can empower the chaos gods. I feel like the simple act of them doing it would empower Slaanesh, not just from the deed but also from the fact that it would be done in secret and would be considered an indulgance because their respective factions wouldn't like the mere thought of simple romance let alone anything sexual between them.
@@matijasostojic4288 Nerd time: here's the thing. It's less true to say that small things simply empower the chaos gods, than to say that small things *influence* them. The way that mortals view and approach acts associated with any chaos god effects the nature of the god itself. For example, let's say there's a group of people somewhere worshipping Khorne. This naturally will make Khorne more powerful. HOWEVER, if these people are worshiping a guise of Khorne who is an honorable warrior who only uses violence when necessary to protect others, that belief will nudge Khorne just a little bit in that direction. Theoretically if the entire galaxy somehow came to view Khorne that way, it would be true. So basically, Slannesh is only as fucked up and murder-y as they are because that's how the Eldar were at the time. So really, a non-psychotic approach to sex and desire, while still making Slannesh more powerful, is also making them less evil. On a scale of literally just two people it makes no real difference either way, but its worth noting.
The Emperor opened the Webway for one reason... "Eldar hookers are cheaper and far less shoddy.. I mean.. Eldar infrastructure is far easier to maintain and far less shoddy.." Big E, TTS.. (paraphrased)
I would say that Primarh Guilliman proves the point.. but.. Holy Father Sigismund, forgive me my Sin of Doubt.. High Chaplain Grimaldus, show me the path of Glory. Deus-Imperator, Ipsi Gloria in Terra Sancta. *Chainsword Sounds* *Killers With The Cross begins playing*
The Emperor: "My Son, you didn't!" Guilliman: "I'm afraid so. Yvraine and I, we made the birth of Slaanesh look like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood by comparison."
I like how Girlyman is super supportive of Eldarussy..... I suppose having to unfuck the clusterfuck that is the imperium would probably be a Fuck it we ball moment
@@MagosBiologis-cj3ru Russ is a meme but he is probably top 5 in a duel. Beat chaos juiced up Horus and could have killed him. And Mortarion won by flying and spamming warp powers he got from Nurgle.
Magnus: hey Russ my viking brother you thinking what I am thinking? Russ: organizing a feast for Guilliman and his gf? For 7days and nights? Magnus: yes. Really I am bored to be in the eye and hear Tzeenches mumbling in my ear which is annoying. And I gonna say honestly I missed you my wolf brother. Russ: I rarely speaking this but by All-Father I am happy to see you my psychic cyclopic brother. I am sorry of being a hypocrite tho. It's seems... Magnus: apology accepted Leman Russ: thank you but please don't be an arrogant and desperate my brother. Magnus: Noted. My Wolf bro Russ: good my Magnimagic. Now let's go to Macragge and realize our plan. Magnus: Let's go. Oh I have technic that we can be there in no time. Russ: show me. Magnus: *casting a teleport tunnel* Russ: Let's go. Magnus: yeeeha!
Pros: she is a drukhari so she definitely knows how to please and finish you in every way. Cons: She is a drukhari, and they are just as likely to stick toothpicks under your fingernails because the sounds of your screams stimulates their ear drums.
News in the Imperium today as an entirely new chaos god identical to the existing prince of pleasure, Slaanesh, has appeared within the immaterium. Little is known of what supreme debauchery could possibly have been performed to create an entirely new entity in one go, but dream seers across the galaxy have been reporting a marked decrease in Slaanesh's chaos forces, and suspect that the presence of two beings of primordial pleasure set in one places can lead to only outcomes. And possibly incomes. Or just coming in general. In obviously unrelated news, Imperial Regent Roboute Guilliman has AGAIN been kidnapped by Eldar forces, before escaping roughly 20 minutes later. Rumours persist regarding the Regent's supposed daliance with filthy xeno, Yvraine, and several hive worlds are again being purged by the inquisition of this heresy.
Yvraine Cat is actually a very powerful psyker being that feels everything that their owner feels at any moment And i mean E V E R Y T H I N G May the Emperor protects him
Interestingly enough way back in first edition not only were humans and eldar interfertile but their offspring were viable for the Astartes geneseed - the head librarian of the Ultramarines was half elder but first edition 40k was a very different setting then what followed 😂
So that explains the alliance with the Eldar. And why whenever the craft world following my fleet has a chance their people fight with us. Note: I am with the Cadian Stormtroopers and this one knife ear is constantly talking about, "Continuing Cadian's legacy." Seriously I don't know what-. Never mind I just realized what she meant. So, if y'all don't mind I'm going to charge into her "Webway." FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
They seriously believe that the emperor's pride would even allow him to give them an average sword for their size, drukhari or not, I don't know if it would even fit...
Necrons also a unnecessary enemy just signing agreement with Szarekh, Trazyn and Orikan and avoid tomb worlds and prohibit colonization and you will secure Necrons for you side from time to time. And the only think is left to purge is Orks, chaos and Tyranids.
Magnus: do it I dare you! Do not touch my brother. Vulkan: but hes with that witch. Magnus: And? That giving you a prievledge to break our brothers heart? Begone to Nocturne your son's missed you very much. Or else.. Vulkan: or else what? Magnus: I will teleport you immideatly. Vulkan: ok I am leaving. But supervision of Guilliman is on you Magnus. Magnus: You got it.
Meanwhile The Emperor watching over G man’s shoulder screaming at him to not do it: The custodies back on Holy Terra wondering why several massive warp storms are occurring nearby
Guilliman : Hi, I came in peace
Yvraine : Hi, I'm peace
😂
Impossible nobody in 40k ever comes in peace. They probably think peace is the space between one artillery impact and the next.
"Haha Yvraine, you are banging my son."
You could have just said “I come in peace” and the joke would have worked just as well, better even.
Bobby G:YVRAINE,BY THE EMPEROR!NOOOO!
Lion:Ha-ha brother your girlfriend is -awesome- DAMN KNIFE-EARED HARLOT!
"my father warned me of xenos like you...
I was hoping he was right!"
I'm just imagining the adventures of patriarch Jonicus Bravinicus now.
"Watch me purge heretics real fast!"
@@fugitiveunknown7806 I imagined a Johnny Bravo Catachan hitting on every female regardless if they be xeno or not.
@@fugitiveunknown7806 Abbadon:" With this artifact I can supercharge the planet killer and annihilate Terra all the way from here"
Commissar Johnicus:"Hmmm shiny!" *Swallow the glowing orb*
Abbadon:"What the hell!" *Ship core destabilized and exploded*
@@fugitiveunknown7806by “purge” you mean kill….right?……..RIGHT?????
i could fucking hear this in johnny bravos voice
Girlyman :
"I need an adult! *I NEED AN ADULT!!!"*
Yvraine :
"I am an adult."
Uuuuyuuh
Gorillaman:
“I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT”
@@CharlesCalvinTheUndying It's gonna get pretty adultier in there soonish
The funniest thing is that Yvraine is an eldar and thus old as balls, and that Guilliman is probably the most adult among the primarchs.
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Yvraine: I was there when Horus slew the Emperor, momma's boy~
Lion El Johnson: *HE DID WHAT?!?! WITH A WHAT?!?!*
*GUILIMAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!*
If Rowboat needs an adult, he shoud go to the roch that makes you older
Giliman: Did anyone else feel that? It's like, the disapproval of a sibling.
"Lord Johnson! The news have just arrived! You are to become an uncle in some nine months."
How would the Lion react to this one, eh?
G man: yeah and half your sons turn traitor, was this before or after you almost bombed my mom
Lion:☝️😮...✊️😶
G man: that's what I fucking thought LET ME HAVE THIS!!
@@Vodan535feel what my lord?
Instructions unclear
I break danced so hard i got allowed among the harlequins
XD
Just as it was intended to be
Clussy…
@@jonathanwells223 nah
Click
Also i danced on a keeper of secrest so hard i got promoted
@@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 now outdance the eternal dancer.
She's about to show him how the Eldar accidentally created Slaanesh.
Oh no no no. It wasn't only with sex. It was way more violent, way more drugged, and without a single hint of good intentions.
@@Briselanceyou assume that he’s not going to experience that?
@@Briselance I'm pretty sure my comment still stands.
@@rexjrd963
A great number of Ældari drug-raped Slaanesh into existence, so it was vastly different from the interaction between Bobby G and Yvraine here.
@@joshuaborg3907
Why assume he will?🤷🏻♂️
Khorne, with Nurgle behind him: "Okay, one of you two is responsible for this."
Tzeetch and Slaanesh: 😏
Tzeench: "Hey, don't look at me! They don't have a kid yet, so my tomfoolery hasn't even started yet! Or has it?"
Tzeetch just wanted to see what happens and Slaanesh was just bored.
Or both. Both is quite possible
"That's where you are wrong, it was a collaboration"
Nurgle: hm I think it's Slaanesh because the pervy bastard is really like Eldars.
Khorne: hm logical my infected fellow god. Now prepare to be spanked Slaanesh.
Slaanesh: by all means do that daddy.
Khorne: as you wish bitch.
Gullible man never stood a chance.
Robute "the armor stays on during sex" guliman.
He would 100 say that XD
@@lichkeanbecause he would die if he were to take it off?
Or do we say worth it?
@@scp-001thescarletkingI remember he removed it for extended period of times in Godblight and that time was becoming longer and longer, and after what happened in Nurgle Garden he shouldn't need it anymore
Yvraine: "I'm pregnant, I thought you said you were going to use protection!"
Guilliman: "I was wearing my armor!"
@@andrewgray573 ayyy two tfs references in one comment section, love it
He was tricked, scammed, fooled, but most importantly, bamboolzed
Edit: I AM LE FAMOUS!
Made a mockery of a Primarch
@@lichkean The Emperor is displeased, his favorite blueberry made a joke
You forgot Smeckledwarfed and backstabbed my good sir
He deserved it tho. Damn heretic.
Outhinked, outamarted and the worst outdid
Cats literally sitting in the corner watching the weird people's cat play half in disgust *"look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"*
"Pah! Do you even lift, cat?"
Z*ophiles:
Shit in box lick self piss on random objects when body say breed and lick offspring’s excrement up but sure call that power because it can sit on your lap and beg for food oh and a lot are inbred I believe or maybe that’s more of a dog thing
Guilliman is totally right. Eldar girls are built different.
Though Guilliman might need an adult for that one with Yvraine, and specifically not Yvraine as the adult.
Definitely
Yvraine counts double, she was Drukari.
That takes the kink scale to 11.
@@andreasottohansen7338more like 110
With Slaanesh taking it to 911 because anything involving them because an emergency
@@andreasottohansen7338 This means that Guliman has a drukarii goth gf. Trully an inspiration for humanity.
@@svenkleinplarre9461 truly a beacon of inspiration
Instructions unclear: Ended up with an Eldar GF but she's spiky...
Good luck 👍
Uh oh.
Oh no
I see, extreme elf goth GF.
The first two hours will be the greatest if your life, after that depends on your pain tolerance
Yvraine: I heard you're a mommy's boy, Guilliman. I don't mean to brag... But I was there, when Horus slew the Emperor.
lmao
And where Horus is now?
GEOM is still there.
Tbf Gilly was too
@@bengunn9670 Yesn't. He was alive during the time but he was late getting to Terra.
@@shadowstep1375 well, he still is at least as old as her, and probably older. I don't know when Yvraine was born.
Guiliman "Sorry girl armor stay on during smex, couse I literaly cant take off that dam thing"
Not yet. Not yet. He's working on it.
@@Briselance please, he is working on it to help him do bureaucracy faster, not for the bitches
He can, now. ಠ◡ಠ
His mouth is in the open 😏
@@Briselance I believe he straight up removed it in plague wars.
Guilliman is about to be the first Primarch to have a biological child with an Eldar. Oh boy, that child is gonna be a god.
And that's how the Ultramarine's Half-Eldar Librarian became canon again
@@thebighurt2495LET'S GOOOOO
Whatever is coming out it, it'll break warhammer
Go read the fanfic Messages For Dad, because that's literally part of the premise.
So the prophecy will be realized and the Aeldari and humanity will unite
To be fair, Big-E was cool with Eldar. So cool that he hanged out with them before the Age of Strife.
Totally just hanging out
@@scp-001thescarletking maybe also learned some swordsmanship
So technically the humanity only kill eldar out of there own pity? And the fact that they have xenophobia?
@@killerninja2276 no, humans just hate Aeldari. And the Aeldari themselves came to dislike Big-E before the fall. The fine details aren’t known, but he and Eldrad Ulthran used to be friends, but it fell apart. Likely due to the rampant xenophobia.
@@killerninja2276 *_And the fact that they have xenophobia?_*
If you yourself are not psychic and just a normal human Eldar induce xenophobia in humans, the longer a normal human looks at an Eldar the worse they look, inducing an extremely strong sense of uncanny valley.
Eldar on a painting or a picture looks like a human, Eldar in person look _wrong_ .
In real, when Guilliman come to Emperor, he said "At least one of my sons understand my frase "*uck the xenos!" correctly!".
Let Bobby G have this. He needs this, he woke up after 10k years. To a situation that he by only of his intensely high skill set. Is somehow managing to make work. Bobby was not made for this. Yet he is holding it together. Let him get some happy time.
This 😂
Yvraine takes on Guiliman and at that moment her Cat walkes in Guiliman charges but can not escape yvraines grasp. 3 days later he awakens n@k€d in a bed hearing yvraine from the kitchen. He locks around and sees the cat sleeping on his chest. He reaches out opens his huge hand and Finaly Pets the cat.
Yvraine does canonically have a Gyrinx, which is basically the Aeldari equivalent of a cat, except psychic.
The good ending
To achieve such a glorious and inspiring victory even against such impossible odds... Truly, the greatest primarch ever
Guiliman's depression is cured, Vulkan returns, the Emperor begins to heal, and the xeno filth of the Tyranids and Chaos are pushed back... If only.
“Wilp you are atleast the only one of your brothers to get layed. But because it was with a dark eldar we all know it was some freaky crap that makes perfect blackmail. Oh did I mention your armor has several cameras on it.”
“I am still not making you the lord of mars cawl!”
Forgetting about jhagatai khan
@@MicahSolosGokui thought he was killing them in the web way or something?
If he was captured fair enough(we all know what happens if they get you) but I haven’t heard anything about him hooking up with eldar.
@@rungunninja1289 we all know he's chilling in a pool with a bunch of female harlequins in the black library
you for got Leman Russ the Space Jarl of the horny Space wolves!
@@rungunninja1289 he's most likely fucking them giving he is based on ghengis khan
In the 41st millennium cats are probably extremely rare. I’d wanna go see one too.
I'd say they packed their things and just returned to their galaxy after having enough of humanity's bullshit
They do have cat people tho
Trazyn probably have a few in his collection, ask him
@@markroberto6974 by the Throne! Dont give them any ideas
Back during my Darktide days while waiting for people in loading screens, I loved reminding everyone that Guilliman was now Lord Commander of the Imperium and had officially ruled that eldar GFs are now Imperium Approved.
Now I'm imagining some freaky peace treaties between mankind and the dark eldars
"-you're allowed to torture prisoners, but they must be able to have a safeword."
*imperial negociator behind guilliman*
- "my lord, what's a" safeword"?
-a concept I've learned with Yvraine
No, my Primearch!!! There is no feline! It’s more Eldar word trickery! Oh sweet merciful Emperor! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
LOL what am I worried about. He literally can’t take that power armor off. It’s essentially just a chastity belt.
Eldar breasts are not temporary, they will remain the same for your entire lifespan.
Hehehe nice).
Listen to Guilliman. He knows what he's talking about.
Agreeing with Girlyman.....I feel dirty....
Even a girlyman can be right about one thing.
Why? He's the only actually sensible person in 40k.....well....him and Ciaphas......
@@ramiel7666he’s a “man” of culture
@@ramiel7666 so is vulkan! in his own super nice ways.
@@ramiel7666 No, Just no. Cawl doesn't exist
ya know what! Goood on Yvraine and to be fair! SHE IS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE! So its fair!
I've raised you from the dead, now I want to see what else I can rise
@@thomasbardoux1692There are layers to this, and G is not ready for any of them.
Well, maybe bobby g and his eldar kids can start saving the eldar.
Funnily enough, the Emperor actually quite liked the Eldar. He never personally went out of his way to hunt them down and was reportedly great friends with Eldrad. That's not to say he never killed Eldar, but it was never by choice and always out of necessity (outside of the Dark Eldar).
As you said, never by choice and always out of necessity.
Guilliman: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff
Yvraine: I'm stuff
Guilliman: NO YVRAINE, NOOOOOO!
Lion el Johnson: hahaha, Guilliman your girlfriend is a FILTHY KNIFE EARED HARLOT!
Anyone want to point out the whole reason the human webway project even got started was because big e wanted some eldar bootie?
Yes
Oh yeah definitely.
YES
A reminder. Making love on missionary position with handholding and kissing, for the prospect of having children, does not affect Slaanesh at all. As long as Guiliman be a goody two shoes and can calm Yvraine (or break her with his massive flaming sword), the dark prince will not be attracted to their location.
If they go full BDSM, tho, it might.
Meh. It is bound to be consensual, anyway. Slaanesh doesn't do consensual.
not quite, Slaanesh is attracted to excess, so even doing kinky stuff is fine, so long as it is not to an unreasonable degree
I remember Reading a quote (Can't remember from who or where though) that talked about how even small things that are even remotely connected to them can empower the chaos gods.
I feel like the simple act of them doing it would empower Slaanesh, not just from the deed but also from the fact that it would be done in secret and would be considered an indulgance because their respective factions wouldn't like the mere thought of simple romance let alone anything sexual between them.
@@matijasostojic4288 Nerd time: here's the thing. It's less true to say that small things simply empower the chaos gods, than to say that small things *influence* them. The way that mortals view and approach acts associated with any chaos god effects the nature of the god itself. For example, let's say there's a group of people somewhere worshipping Khorne. This naturally will make Khorne more powerful. HOWEVER, if these people are worshiping a guise of Khorne who is an honorable warrior who only uses violence when necessary to protect others, that belief will nudge Khorne just a little bit in that direction. Theoretically if the entire galaxy somehow came to view Khorne that way, it would be true.
So basically, Slannesh is only as fucked up and murder-y as they are because that's how the Eldar were at the time. So really, a non-psychotic approach to sex and desire, while still making Slannesh more powerful, is also making them less evil. On a scale of literally just two people it makes no real difference either way, but its worth noting.
*mini warp portal opens up*
Fulgrim with the biggest bucket of popcorn: do it Bobby, show her the force of the Emperor!
The Emperor opened the Webway for one reason... "Eldar hookers are cheaper and far less shoddy.. I mean.. Eldar infrastructure is far easier to maintain and far less shoddy.."
Big E, TTS.. (paraphrased)
No brotha, the herectics are deceiving you!!!
I would say that Primarh Guilliman proves the point.. but..
Holy Father Sigismund, forgive me my Sin of Doubt..
High Chaplain Grimaldus, show me the path of Glory.
Deus-Imperator, Ipsi Gloria in Terra Sancta.
*Chainsword Sounds*
*Killers With The Cross begins playing*
I've been in this situation before, become a dog...
Ayo what da dawg doin’?!
@@jonathanwells223
Something in the style of a dog...
You know what? Dude deserves a win. Go for it.
meanwhile kitten and shadosun
At that moment, Gman's pure mind has seen true chaos, he knew, he f*ked up.
Big E learnt much from the Eldar before the Age of Strife, thus he must have had atleast one Eldar Girlfriend of his own.
Big E': "Speaking from experince here:not worth it in the long run."
@@alexandrub8786 iS tHaT wHy YoU iNvAdEd ThE wEbWaY !!!!
The eldar hip to waist ratio is intense. Made for breeding
The Emperor: "My Son, you didn't!"
Guilliman: "I'm afraid so. Yvraine and I, we made the birth of Slaanesh look like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood by comparison."
Tech in the background: not again My Lord
@@tellurius4951Guilliman: "Don't shun it until you've tried it."
I like how Girlyman is super supportive of Eldarussy..... I suppose having to unfuck the clusterfuck that is the imperium would probably be a Fuck it we ball moment
There is a reason why Guilliman Worked so hard to be able to remive his armour...
My Brother spend almost his complete life safing the dumpster fire known as imperium of mankind, so good for him to find some relaxation.
You are not alpharius because
I am alpharius
ITS A DRUKARI
Not only she was born in a craftworld and was a pirate
Nope I am the Alpharius
To be fair Emps, Eldar breasts are, in fact, also eternal
So yeah Emps don't have room to talk about that.
All Guilliman wanted to do was pet a cat 💀💀💀
And he got it.
Come on Girlyman. You were able to fight Fulgrim and Mortarion one on one. Grab your father's sword and vanquish her
I think she's only after his sword...
He got whacked by them both. Guilliman could win a duel only with Lorgar Aurelian, possibly with Russ
@@MagosBiologis-cj3ru Russ is a meme but he is probably top 5 in a duel. Beat chaos juiced up Horus and could have killed him. And Mortarion won by flying and spamming warp powers he got from Nurgle.
@@MagosBiologis-cj3ru Sure, but any of them would krump Yvraine like cardboard.
There will be vanquishing. There will be a sword involved. But it ain't gonna go how you want it to.
I see Guilliman is on his Mark Anthony arc
Is she wrong? She has a "cat" down there.
And that how the second Emperor became half eldar.
As it is with an old tradition of naming children after grandparents
Russ: NEVER MIND WHAT KILLJOY SAYS BROTHER, HAVE SOME FUN! I’LL SEND YOU THE BOOZE!
Magnus: hey Russ my viking brother you thinking what I am thinking?
Russ: organizing a feast for Guilliman and his gf? For 7days and nights?
Magnus: yes. Really I am bored to be in the eye and hear Tzeenches mumbling in my ear which is annoying. And I gonna say honestly I missed you my wolf brother.
Russ: I rarely speaking this but by All-Father I am happy to see you my psychic cyclopic brother. I am sorry of being a hypocrite tho. It's seems...
Magnus: apology accepted Leman
Russ: thank you but please don't be an arrogant and desperate my brother.
Magnus: Noted. My Wolf bro
Russ: good my Magnimagic. Now let's go to Macragge and realize our plan.
Magnus: Let's go. Oh I have technic that we can be there in no time.
Russ: show me.
Magnus: *casting a teleport tunnel*
Russ: Let's go.
Magnus: yeeeha!
Pros: she is a drukhari so she definitely knows how to please and finish you in every way.
Cons: She is a drukhari, and they are just as likely to stick toothpicks under your fingernails because the sounds of your screams stimulates their ear drums.
News in the Imperium today as an entirely new chaos god identical to the existing prince of pleasure, Slaanesh, has appeared within the immaterium.
Little is known of what supreme debauchery could possibly have been performed to create an entirely new entity in one go, but dream seers across the galaxy have been reporting a marked decrease in Slaanesh's chaos forces, and suspect that the presence of two beings of primordial pleasure set in one places can lead to only outcomes. And possibly incomes. Or just coming in general.
In obviously unrelated news, Imperial Regent Roboute Guilliman has AGAIN been kidnapped by Eldar forces, before escaping roughly 20 minutes later. Rumours persist regarding the Regent's supposed daliance with filthy xeno, Yvraine, and several hive worlds are again being purged by the inquisition of this heresy.
Guilliman wasn’t ready for that one
"Yvraine, No! Do not fall into depravity like your corrupted kin had done tens of thousands of years in the past. Do not please he who thirsts!"
a cat is a cat I guess. As long as it makes me happy, im down with it (blissfully unaware of the chaos demon behind me)
cat-girl daemonette: pucker your butt-hole Shnookums!
Yvraine Cat is actually a very powerful psyker being that feels everything that their owner feels at any moment
And i mean E V E R Y T H I N G
May the Emperor protects him
Why do you think the Emperor wanted to access the webway in the first place? And hide it from all his sons?
I think he want to access to webway for this but fookin Magnus destroyed the plan.
wholesome warhammer 40k? HERESY! although nice
Careful Robute. Cats end up coughing hairballs when they lick themselves
OH SH1T... HERE WE GO AGAIN
Sir! Her tinder said humam! Sir!
Can you imagine that some people think there is no such thing as diplomacy in Warhammer 40K?
Classics never die
roubusilyman how to breed your eldar guide huh ? lmao
THIS IS HERESY
AND THATS COMING FROM A WARRIOR OF KHORNE
You gonna be fookin shitting me. You really want to say that you don't bang some blood Pact girls or 2 for fun?
Technicly you are still against xenos
The look on his face at the end was not dead… but embarrassment for having fallen for the trap.. but in the end.. he was happy
The greatest deception in Eldar history
thanks papa Guilliman! I WILL go get that Drukari goth mommy!
Interestingly enough way back in first edition not only were humans and eldar interfertile but their offspring were viable for the Astartes geneseed - the head librarian of the Ultramarines was half elder but first edition 40k was a very different setting then what followed 😂
Funny how the Eldar in Warhammer aren't the first elves to be called Eldar lol
Bruh, we know
So that explains the alliance with the Eldar.
And why whenever the craft world following my fleet has a chance their people fight with us.
Note: I am with the Cadian Stormtroopers and this one knife ear is constantly talking about, "Continuing Cadian's legacy." Seriously I don't know what-. Never mind I just realized what she meant. So, if y'all don't mind I'm going to charge into her "Webway."
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
That Eldarussy is hitting different right now
Dorn be like.
Guilliman is Based? Based on what
Dorn: based on flirting with Eldar girls? well no Khan is still superior in that case, based in logistics? Yes he is logistical genius.
Love the Stargate reference, thought we wouldn't notice?
Okai they helped to brough back Dad Smurf but that still not make them forgivable for being why all this issue happened in the first place
Bro got deceived
Deceived, fooled and most importantly bamboozled)).
@@Warmaster2001 использование двойных скобок...
Ты из СНГ, не правда ли?
But Holy Emperor didn't you try to make a webway just to get some Eldar booty is way chea-
They seriously believe that the emperor's pride would even allow him to give them an average sword for their size, drukhari or not, I don't know if it would even fit...
If you average it out, yes, it does fit, but you have a very good point
That's was actually likely Horus and Angron's real motivation for turning.
They found out Big E gave them Little Ds as a joke.
Wasn’t Fulgrim married a bunch of times before his fall?
Remember, Yvraine is a Dark Eldar.....
She was a Dzrk Eldar. Was. And even then, she wasn't born as one.
She came from a Craftworld, the Dark Eldar stuff was just a kinky phase.
You done goofed gulliman
Another Guilliman W.
I like that she even pronounced the heart at the end of "Meow
I wanted him to pet the cat. Poor guy. He needs it.
The cat was eaten by migrants from exodite worlds.
Now lets be honest, Humanity should have never fought the Eldar.
Imagen human SCALE + Eldar tech. Even the Necrons would be toast.
Necrons also a unnecessary enemy just signing agreement with Szarekh, Trazyn and Orikan and avoid tomb worlds and prohibit colonization and you will secure Necrons for you side from time to time. And the only think is left to purge is Orks, chaos and Tyranids.
@@Warmaster2001 And the Tau - because i hate those blueies.
Vulkan getting is melta ready
Magnus: do it I dare you! Do not touch my brother.
Vulkan: but hes with that witch.
Magnus: And? That giving you a prievledge to break our brothers heart? Begone to Nocturne your son's missed you very much. Or else..
Vulkan: or else what?
Magnus: I will teleport you immideatly.
Vulkan: ok I am leaving. But supervision of Guilliman is on you Magnus.
Magnus: You got it.
And that's how Slaanetch was born. 😈
Boys about to find out why Slaanesh was created
As long as she follows the imperial creed, big E should be fine (then again i cant say the same about the inquisition or any chapter out there)
Meanwhile The Emperor watching over G man’s shoulder screaming at him to not do it:
The custodies back on Holy Terra wondering why several massive warp storms are occurring nearby
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR PRIMARCH DOES NOT PLOW XENO BOOTY ON THE SIDE! THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS!!
The Codex Astartes is MERELY A GUIDE!!!
MORE LIKE THE SUGGESTION ASTARTES!
“…Wait a minute. This isn’t a cat. This is elfussy!”
The way she just unplugs the Stargate
lord Guilliman is right, i can feel it
I dunno how temporary eldar booba is, they live for an insanely long time and don't seem to age like a person does. How 'temporary' is that?
Much more than grim war
Du fuck did I just see a primary do. That’s it it’s power shoveling time
Not every day you have a opportunity with a Demigod that is not from warp
Yvraine is truly a "gene" stealer for this one
Such vile heresy
@@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY...against the Tyrannids.
Guilliman: falls to temptation.
My Rogue Trader: "Cleanse, purge, KILL!"