What The Queen Didn't Say

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • In Her Christmas Message
    CREDIT : BBC
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Комментарии • 762

  • @nickolaynickolov6641
    @nickolaynickolov6641 10 лет назад +860

    He did catch everybody off-guard with that "haunted p*ssy" line, didn't he?

    • @AngelaRyanXX
      @AngelaRyanXX 4 года назад +3

      Same old misogynist bullshit.

    • @happydogmachine
      @happydogmachine 4 года назад +23

      Angela Ryan how is that misogynist In any way?

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 4 года назад +10

      @@AngelaRyanXX you have a man's name as you're last name, that's some misogyny right there

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 4 года назад

      ​@@mikehunt4830 Or transphobia.

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan 4 года назад +7

      Dara thinkjng 'oh god they will never broadcast that one'

  • @liamfry327
    @liamfry327 10 лет назад +1147

    Russell Howard's laugh right before Hugh's first joke hahaha

    • @bossman8805
      @bossman8805 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 4 года назад +6

      He knew it was gonna be funny.

    • @kingaguero8633
      @kingaguero8633 3 года назад +1

      im ur 1000 like ur welcome beyotch

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 лет назад +437

    I love how High just gives up at the end. "No, I can't beat that."

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 2 года назад +46

    That "my family and Harry" joke has a whole other meaning now

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 лет назад +458

    The controversy over the _'haunted p*ssy'_ joke was just as funny.
    A female BBC presenter was grilling the head of the BBC over the joke and she kept repeating the offending line, making it sound like she was talking about herself.

    • @woodrobin
      @woodrobin 3 года назад +61

      Considering one of the other jokes was the Queen admitting to having Princess Diana killed, that really says something about priorities: prudery apparently wins out over implied accusation of conspiracy to commit murder.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 года назад +10

      @@woodrobin That's the influence of religion for you

    • @sulimanahmed116
      @sulimanahmed116 3 года назад +16

      I believe the controversy was more over the fact the joke was so popular rather than the joke itself - I mean the Christmas roast joke more controversial in my view

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 2 года назад +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 Influence of politics you mean

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +1

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 Same boring crap

  • @KCIAN2
    @KCIAN2 8 лет назад +208

    "What the fuck are you staring at" XD

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад +518

    I thought David Mitchell was going to say _"It's at times like these when I think of those less fortunate that me, which, let's face it, is nearly everyone."_

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 7 лет назад +13

      Would have been SO Mitchell-like. :)

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 5 лет назад +11

      That's exactly it. Only he didn't have to say it all. We still got it. The Queen obviously realised quickly where she was heading 😊

    • @Eat-MyGoal
      @Eat-MyGoal 3 года назад +3

      No, I think he decided to tell a joke instead....

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +1

      I thought the “oh, fuck it” was him losing his train of thought, not actually part of the joke. Still funny either way.

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin 4 года назад +254

    0:46
    that joke came 9 years to early.

    • @shennyboi110
      @shennyboi110 4 года назад +1

      Thomas Minten PREDICTEED!!!! 😂

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 4 года назад +1

      Can someone tell me what that joke means , i don’t get it 😂

    • @thomasthetanderloin
      @thomasthetanderloin 4 года назад +3

      @@no.fourteen9316 you know, how harry has ditched the royal family and all...

    • @ciaranwalsh96
      @ciaranwalsh96 4 года назад +17

      @@no.fourteen9316 Originally, it was a reference to rumours that Harry isn't Charles' son but rather James Hewitt's, who Diana allegedly had an affair with. Now of course it can be seen as predicting Harry stepping away from royal duties

    • @no.fourteen9316
      @no.fourteen9316 3 года назад +3

      ciaranwalsh96 that’s the one i was looking for , thanks

  • @sammckinlay4821
    @sammckinlay4821 7 лет назад +218

    Even Hugh was struggling to keep a straight face 😂😂😂

  • @KT926
    @KT926 11 лет назад +333

    "What the fuck are you staring at?"
    "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here fuckers!!"
    -The two best ones in the whole round XD

    • @autosystemsai
      @autosystemsai 6 лет назад +5

      KT926 and Frankie's last one

    • @benblakemore745
      @benblakemore745 4 года назад

      ancs28 a roast means someone fucking get mouth and someone doing her from behind

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 4 года назад

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopooo

    • @JamieMillwall
      @JamieMillwall 4 года назад

      eddiewinehosen it would make you happy to help just be the same person and be the jimmy of you you know you don’t know uiup up for a reason I didn’t usually go and then I’m just getting out to go union for you I usual ûulooooopoppopoooo

  • @Fearaddict66
    @Fearaddict66 11 лет назад +113

    It's unfair to the others that Frankie and Hugh are on a team together

  • @andrewssportsden9396
    @andrewssportsden9396 7 лет назад +650

    "Yum Yum. I've just eaten a swan" Hugh Dennis the most underrated MTW panelist

    • @googleaccofalex
      @googleaccofalex 7 лет назад +93

      Andrew Furyk he's not underrated, he's nearly everyone's favourite

    • @samhorder2259
      @samhorder2259 6 лет назад +4

      Andrew Furyk I think he's inconsistent, but that made me laugh a lot.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 6 лет назад +16

      He’s not underrated, he’s 2nd best after Frankie.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +3

      Andrew Furyk he broke me at that 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 лет назад +3

      He’s my second favourite after Frankie.
      Milton and Andy tie for 3rd.

  • @FelixMagnusBeast
    @FelixMagnusBeast 8 лет назад +460

    1:10 that insane laugh.

    • @commandert5
      @commandert5 8 лет назад +41

      I love high pitched laughs like that.

    • @ech-pi-el
      @ech-pi-el 7 лет назад +22

      It's my fave part of this whole segment. I know that would be me if I was in a live audience

    • @Always_a_Duelist
      @Always_a_Duelist 5 лет назад +5

      Every show has one or two in the audience 🙌

  • @6695Christian
    @6695Christian 10 лет назад +1281

    nobody does it quite like Frankie...

    • @laptop3421
      @laptop3421 9 лет назад +3

      i don't understand this, could you explain this to me please?

    • @AsboJunior
      @AsboJunior 9 лет назад +17

      Lap Top He's saying nobody does it (tells jokes) as good as frankie

    • @AD-mp6wl
      @AD-mp6wl 7 лет назад +30

      Isaac Newton Oh so you're a fan as well?

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 лет назад +30

      Isaac Newton You've clearly not really watched his stand-up all that much. And why should you? You don't like him. Now get back to liking what you like and shut the fuck up about it.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 лет назад +15

      Frankie is a beast.
      Once he left it was basically up to Andy and Hugh to carry the show.
      Then Andy left, now Hugh and Dara have to carry the show in terms of funny.

  • @sw33ts0ur4
    @sw33ts0ur4 5 лет назад +22

    "Hmmm, hello Common Wealth! You're all Common and I've got all the wealth!"

  • @GeneralGuitFiddle
    @GeneralGuitFiddle 12 лет назад +15

    Frankie and Hugh are tied for my favourite. Frankie's more of a shocker, but Hugh has excellent delivery and those facial expressions.

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 11 лет назад +44

    Hugh's royalty impressions crack me up every time.

  • @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym
    @JoseRodriguez-uz7ym 7 лет назад +189

    I love how pleased Frankie looks with himself after he's dropped a killer joke, Frankie is the king of MTW

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG Год назад +1

      Like the cat that got the cream.

  • @LeftCleft
    @LeftCleft 12 лет назад +19

    Frankie is possibly the only comedian on the mock the week who can literally make all the other comedians keel over in hysteria!

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 лет назад +192

    And at the end of that round, Frankie is carted off the Tower Of London

    • @henderson023
      @henderson023 6 лет назад +5

      Only decent place for a Glaswegian.

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 5 лет назад +1

      Worth it!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад +5

      He was rewarded with a day at a major tourist attraction? Awesome!

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 4 года назад +3

      Frankie Boyle doesn't give two shits what the Royal Family thinks.

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 3 года назад

      No but a couple of million licence payers who paid his towards his appearance fee do

  • @BethersOhMaybe
    @BethersOhMaybe 12 лет назад +19

    Whenever Hugh does something on the Royal family, it's always the best.
    But Russell as the Queen is always epic.

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 7 лет назад +135

    "Welcome, welcome. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor."

  • @KT926
    @KT926 12 лет назад +69

    I'd say; "The day after the wedding, Miss Middleton asked me: what is the secret to a long marriage? And I said: Wear a seatbelt and don't fuck me around!!!"

    • @jakamneziak
      @jakamneziak 3 года назад +3

      *salutes you* brilliant!

    • @causticwit
      @causticwit Год назад

      Fucking priceless! 😂

  • @Jason-lp5sx
    @Jason-lp5sx 6 лет назад +5

    "What the fuck are you staring at?!" Hahaha gets funnier every time 😂😂

  • @alexandrahammatt4765
    @alexandrahammatt4765 10 лет назад +216

    Russell Howard's "what have we done this year, oh yes tea-bagging, tried that for the first time" XD :'D

  • @jake2355
    @jake2355 5 лет назад +15

    Hugh’s queen impression slays me

  • @ronmac9522
    @ronmac9522 5 лет назад +22

    "It's been good to spend time with my family and Harry". Class.

  • @ShauNUFC1892
    @ShauNUFC1892 12 лет назад +12

    Frankie's last two jokes were absolutely hilarious.. I cried! Hahahaha!

  • @Polterfeist
    @Polterfeist 12 лет назад +8

    "It's been good to spend some time with my family. And Harry." DEAD.

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 7 лет назад +157

    The Week after this was film Frankie Boyle was tragically killed. In a car Accident in a road tunnel in Paris

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 5 лет назад +4

      Savage! 😂

    • @JustAGameShow
      @JustAGameShow 5 лет назад

      Apparently all Paris got was another Road sign..

    • @kasibc
      @kasibc 4 года назад +2

      Shadow Sweetheart you don't get comedy do you?

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 года назад

      We can hope

  • @BeakersAreCool
    @BeakersAreCool 5 лет назад +10

    Love Dara's reaction to Frankie's last joke

  • @ElectiKye
    @ElectiKye 7 лет назад +41

    'Are you paying too much for your car insurance' :')

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 лет назад +12

    ''God thank you saving me instead of that other Queen Freddie Mercury''

  • @DesertCavalier
    @DesertCavalier 11 лет назад +4

    Hugh's impression of the Queen is so. freakin'. amazing.

  • @dan.h3mp566
    @dan.h3mp566 7 лет назад +83

    Hugh and frankie are the best

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 2 года назад +2

    Russell's reaction to Frankie's joke was like: We're so going to get canceled!

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 лет назад +2

    Although not born in Wales, Mark Watson used to deliver his act with a common Welsh accent which is not quite his own. He adopted it when he started stand-up comedy saying that it made him "more comfortable to be talking in a voice that I didn't quite recognise as my own". He has since reverted to his own accent.

  • @williamernstoff
    @williamernstoff 5 лет назад +9

    Hugh was brilliant in this one

  • @soapysoappla942
    @soapysoappla942 7 лет назад +206

    are u paying too much for ur car insurance

  • @fatguitarist
    @fatguitarist 12 лет назад +3

    I watched Frankie's last bit over and over and still just cried so much.

  • @siriuslyorion2975
    @siriuslyorion2975 4 года назад +52

    "Edward stuffed the turkey this year. He seemed to be awfully good at it."
    Surprisingly topical stuff from 2011 Frankie Boyle

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 лет назад +305

    ''I had diahorrea earlier this year. The skid marks in my pants weren't as bad as the ones back in that tunnel in Paris''

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 7 лет назад +15

      Even Frankie Boyle would smile at that

    • @Softy372
      @Softy372 7 лет назад +3

      Michael Langley I duno who u are but I see your comments on most of these clips....u should be on the show

    • @scottk1987
      @scottk1987 4 года назад

      Pissed myself laughing at your joke

  • @Artesian_mirage
    @Artesian_mirage 4 года назад +2

    Hugh came out with the best one.... the Christmas "Roast" 😂

  • @MissShaunaBrophy
    @MissShaunaBrophy 12 лет назад +3

    Love how Russell had to kneel down near the end!!xD

  • @BIO2323
    @BIO2323 12 лет назад +3

    Hughs impression is awesome. Howeber frankie boyle once again makes the best joke.

  • @amyparkinson6319
    @amyparkinson6319 8 лет назад +20

    not gonna lie
    I only watch these for the laughs and the cuteness that is Russell

  • @jamesriley9921
    @jamesriley9921 11 лет назад +1

    "I discovered way to do a Christmas roast. Phillip at the front and dear William bringing up the rear"

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames Год назад +1

    “It’s been good to spend time with my family, and Harry”, never has that been more apt

  • @XxShroomsAnyonexX
    @XxShroomsAnyonexX 10 лет назад +20

    oh my god i was in stitches from the last one!

  • @jinglejanglers7656
    @jinglejanglers7656 7 лет назад +30

    Your call is important to us. Please hold the line.
    OR
    Surprise! I'm still not dead!

  • @drkdsz
    @drkdsz 12 лет назад +2

    Hugh Is the best impersonator :')
    And the insurance gets me everytime :P

  • @unbornvii
    @unbornvii 12 лет назад +1

    Hugh made the best impersonation ever !!!

  • @fayehappiness
    @fayehappiness 11 лет назад +38

    I don't know why frankie Boyle comes under so much fire for what he says. There is much worse stuff floating around and it's not like people don't know that that's his style. Personally, I found the haunted queen joke very funny.

  • @xWedGHead
    @xWedGHead 12 лет назад +2

    This was by far the funniest Scenes we'd like to see ive ever watched, literally crying :'D

  • @prepare0yourself
    @prepare0yourself 12 лет назад +2

    Hugh Dennis does an amazing impression of the Queen and Prince Phillip

  • @allieeekazam
    @allieeekazam 12 лет назад +1

    I've loved spending time with my family.
    ..and Harry.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 12 лет назад +1

    this is probably one of my favourite mock the week videos ever.

  • @ssamanthatay
    @ssamanthatay 11 лет назад +3

    the last joke, was fucking hilarious.
    frankie boyle, you unreal legend!

  • @elgostine
    @elgostine 12 лет назад +1

    i love the look on hughs face at the end, its like.. yup, cant top that..

  • @RandomGothicFay
    @RandomGothicFay 12 лет назад +1

    i love how all of them put on a highter toned voice

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud 3 года назад +2

    Everyone talks about Haunted Pussy, and rightly so, but "Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here, fuckers!" Really gets me.

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan Год назад +1

    Russell after Frankie's last joke, "Oh dear God!" 😳😂.

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 4 года назад +1

    Dennis, Boyle and Mitchell fucking smashed this segment

  • @Tomg861
    @Tomg861 12 лет назад +1

    I wish Frankie was still on Mock the Week and the BBC

  • @doodlesack94uiui19
    @doodlesack94uiui19 4 года назад +12

    0:45 Time traveler

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 лет назад +9

    Frankie you bloody legend

  • @SchwarzundWeis
    @SchwarzundWeis 12 лет назад +2

    Frankie destroyed it. Complete Victory XD

  • @ZoroKingofHell86
    @ZoroKingofHell86 11 лет назад

    and he would say thank you for the compliment!

  • @SeanR2212
    @SeanR2212 12 лет назад +2

    Hugh does the best Queen voice, ever. :D

  • @hoss1962
    @hoss1962 11 лет назад +1

    Yeah - he said he felt too "restricted". Mind you, if this was Boyle being restricted, I have no idea what he would do if had free reign ..:)

  • @gedhoughton9523
    @gedhoughton9523 9 месяцев назад

    Andy’s joke about Christmas pudding makes me piss myself! 🤣

  • @lazymail
    @lazymail 9 лет назад +62

    I laughed so much I was touching cloth

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 9 лет назад +21

      He means he laughed so much he nearly shat himself.

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 лет назад +12

      LiveHedgehog Thank you for the clarification

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 11 лет назад +1

    Frankie boyle you are a legend

  • @teegam07
    @teegam07 12 лет назад +1

    daras reactions makes frankie's last joke so much better

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 лет назад +32

    ''no thats not a crown on my head its my very posh christmas hat''

  • @pilarq
    @pilarq 12 лет назад +1

    This one is my favorite Scenes We'd Like to See. Frankie and Hugh were so right on.

  • @theblackprince1346
    @theblackprince1346 12 лет назад +1

    hugh does the best queen voice

  • @Anon777omus
    @Anon777omus 11 лет назад

    I liked Russ' Gollum impression after Frankie said his joke. XD

  • @21stCenturyAmarjotx3
    @21stCenturyAmarjotx3 12 лет назад +2

    I actually cried during Frankie's last joke.

  • @katherinnnnne
    @katherinnnnne 12 лет назад +1

    Okay... I cried at the touched cloth bit, but the end joke just killed me

  • @adamedwards7520
    @adamedwards7520 Год назад +1

    Well, Frankie's Harry joke aged like fine wine😅

  • @08sunbabe
    @08sunbabe 12 лет назад +1

    i come for a laugh. i stay for the frankie joke. still has me nearly pissing in my pants every time

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад +1

    He didn't get sacked from the show, he left Mock The Week to concentrate on other TV shows like his own show Tramadol Nights

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 12 лет назад +1

    oh gosh....hahahah....lmfao.....can't breathe.....love......frankie.....boyle! that last joke was the funniest joke i have ever heard in my entire life. love frankie to bits.

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 5 лет назад +1

    I always love that round, see how creative minded our panellists are...Love the Queen accents as well...Hugh and Russell pulled it off best i think...

  • @MrJinjin10
    @MrJinjin10 13 лет назад +1

    Frankie is a LEGEND!

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 лет назад +5

    Frankie and Hugh. Best 2

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 лет назад +4

    0:06 had me riiiight there

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 3 года назад

    It is at times like this the queen of England thinks about the less fortunate. She thinks of every other person in the world.

  • @PBL187
    @PBL187 11 лет назад +2

    @MsEngland2012 cant remember the entire joke but the punchline was "As boring as Anne Frank's diary" the audience groaned at tht, it was the same episode as the twin towers gag

  • @IndianaJoel93
    @IndianaJoel93 11 лет назад +1

    Hugh was running away with this one... until Frankie's last joke :L

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +1

    "I've just had my traditional Christmas roast...." 😝

  • @wisniorek
    @wisniorek 11 лет назад

    Hugh is a master impersonator!!!

  • @jakeavis4170
    @jakeavis4170 7 лет назад +2

    It's at times like these that I think of those less... OH FUCK IT!

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 11 лет назад

    " This year,as my Family & I sat around the tree opening gifts I thought to myself,PLEASE,let someone have bought me the latest Mock the Week compilation dvd ".

  • @MrXclusivemoe
    @MrXclusivemoe 12 лет назад +1

    frankie is a legend

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 7 лет назад +2

    I like Mark Watson's "Ergh..." after Frankie's last joke.

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 12 лет назад +3

    "TO HONOUR MY FEAR OF RODENTS WE WILL WATCH *Flushed Away* AFTER I TALK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WITH Philip"

  • @FenixFireborn
    @FenixFireborn 12 лет назад +1

    Frankie is merciless, as always,

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад

    He did not quit, he left to concentrate on other TV commitments and other projects.