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  • @jcwynn4075
    @jcwynn4075 5 лет назад +7300

    Her talking voice may sound unenthusiastic and monotone, but damn her singing voice is good

    • @ACAB.forcutie
      @ACAB.forcutie 5 лет назад +45

      So is her O voice

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 лет назад +199

      She can also hold a note for a damn long time

    • @ashleyashleym2969
      @ashleyashleym2969 5 лет назад +68

      Yeah I agree her singing is pretty good, she should definitely go to singing and stop doing comedy.

    • @pyroxldasmellgood6196
      @pyroxldasmellgood6196 5 лет назад +4

      Talent

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 5 лет назад +47

      Her monotone is part of her act;)

  • @Lara-pu6hd
    @Lara-pu6hd 5 лет назад +4354

    I actually love her voice. She can sing very well too.

    • @awalldance
      @awalldance 5 лет назад +67

      Right I was like how did they not cheer for her

    • @jesseef26
      @jesseef26 5 лет назад +48

      Ya that's actually insanely fucking impressive I'm seriously envious

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 лет назад +1

      Tbh

    • @nothanks6039
      @nothanks6039 5 лет назад +3

      ...are you mental?

    • @icyaria
      @icyaria 5 лет назад +10

      @@nothanks6039 wtf?

  • @jonnyd8399
    @jonnyd8399 4 года назад +775

    I love that she is wearing a red hoodie over another red hoodie in-front of a red background.

    • @hombretropical3028
      @hombretropical3028 4 года назад +5

      Me too

    • @carlsononly
      @carlsononly 3 года назад +3

      Power move

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 3 года назад +1

      Red pullover hoodie, then a zip up hoodie -- layers. Makes it visually interesting.

    • @abbshurz
      @abbshurz 3 года назад +3

      How cold was it

    • @jestnutz
      @jestnutz 3 года назад

      Jacket and hood looks good

  • @lucerosanki7920
    @lucerosanki7920 5 лет назад +5785

    "if your googling to know if you're bisexual you probably are" i loved this

    • @mochi_4726
      @mochi_4726 5 лет назад +14

      RelAtAble BSHSHA

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 5 лет назад +15

      Lmao I cant even, if you google that you're a directionless liberal with no brain no god and no reason for anyone to respect you

    • @gomezmaidelyn4658
      @gomezmaidelyn4658 5 лет назад +102

      Gavin Wells where did you get that from this comment? and why are you so hateful?

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 5 лет назад +4

      @@gomezmaidelyn4658 the world of adults is not liberal youngin, I wrote a paper in freshman year about how being liberal and accepting most if not all new liberal ideas was moving forward and being conservative was for old men in the past, nothing could be further from the truth liberals are brainwashers, you dont have to accept anything that you just don't, God is real and politics are mostly controlled by liberal demons actual demons

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 5 лет назад +15

      This attacked me lmao

  • @pj2.037
    @pj2.037 5 лет назад +4239

    i know some of her jokes didn’t go over so well with the crowd but i thought they were funny sooo

    • @SparePartsBud
      @SparePartsBud 5 лет назад +81

      Crowd was definitely shitty that night. I've seen her get way better reactions to similar and the same jokes.

    • @theEnt-1
      @theEnt-1 5 лет назад

      @@SparePartsBud Your a comedian?

    • @sMASHsound
      @sMASHsound 5 лет назад +1

      its the voice... she was amazing.

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo 5 лет назад +1

      I see this comment for a lot of unfunny lady comedians

    • @Shinigami344
      @Shinigami344 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheBiggerDavo yikes

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 5 лет назад +1538

    “I only watch lesbian porn now because it’s the only true art form we have left.” I want that on a shirt

    • @WillyWanka
      @WillyWanka 4 года назад +9

      I don't get it

    • @kjhasjd
      @kjhasjd 4 года назад +2

      I can make it happen, if you truly want it! The quote on a shirt.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад

      Hey girl, I can also get that on a shirt. But what r u willing to do for it?

    • @winku23
      @winku23 4 года назад

      Me too Claire

    • @winku23
      @winku23 4 года назад +4

      I also watch lesbian porn now because whenever I watch it I imagine in my mind having threesome sex

  • @Officialencode
    @Officialencode 5 лет назад +1928

    IM MAD CAUSE THIS CROWD IS UNDESERVING!! SHE IS HILARIOUS!

    • @Trixie2.3
      @Trixie2.3 5 лет назад +19

      Except for those two guys who are laughing at every line

    • @jrivera018
      @jrivera018 5 лет назад +26

      I don’t think the entire crowd got together and all agreed on not laughing at her jokes. She’s not funny

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies 5 лет назад +7

      @@jrivera018 exactly

    • @happydays8171
      @happydays8171 5 лет назад +4

      /encode
      I enjoyed her, can't help but wonder if there was laugh tracks added. Didn't see anyone laughing, or too enthused in the mirror behind her, but I laughed, and that's all that matters to me.

    • @spencerharrison5393
      @spencerharrison5393 5 лет назад +13

      She’s not even remotely funny

  • @licittofficial
    @licittofficial 5 лет назад +4528

    The "aaaaaah fuuuuuuck meeeeee" joke has been stuck in my head for like an hour hahahaha

    • @donvarsh7832
      @donvarsh7832 5 лет назад +97

      Dude, she went super Saiyan I guess

    • @kristinmartin3540
      @kristinmartin3540 5 лет назад +48

      Licitt it deserved way more laughs that shit was hilarious

    • @justjess-zl3pm
      @justjess-zl3pm 5 лет назад +10

      It wasn't a good joke for me. Eh. Win some lose some.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 5 лет назад +29

      She really REALLY shouldn't have done it a second time for the Honda Civic thing. I'd bet thousands that everyone in the audience already got it. It's bad to labor a point/punchline. You might as well stand there and start explaining why the joke is funny. Just cringe. Everything else was great though.

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 лет назад +5

      I couldn’t stop laughing for a good minute

  • @Caroline28483
    @Caroline28483 4 года назад +175

    "That's my time. Thanks, bye."
    This audience didn't deserve her

  • @Meanbomb
    @Meanbomb 5 лет назад +1942

    NO ONE LAUGHED AT THE HAIRY BUTT HOLE JOKE. WTH?

    • @logen7008
      @logen7008 5 лет назад +42

      I was so surprised when nobody laughed 😭

    • @Assassins6688
      @Assassins6688 5 лет назад +16

      People don't know about the butthole hair, so it's kinda odd

    • @cend2362
      @cend2362 5 лет назад +16

      she said it too soon i think

    • @asunduko1
      @asunduko1 5 лет назад +35

      The delivery on that one was not the best . May be if she wondered out loud why unshaved pits are a turn off and can be used by women as a defense mechanism to ward off unwanted attention, the hairy butt doesn't do the trick to stop the uninvited finger.

    • @cristhelivingradio1400
      @cristhelivingradio1400 5 лет назад +6

      Destiny Dragoo hairy buttholes are always funny

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 5 лет назад +1949

    Lmao why does she remind me of Jade from Victorious..,

    • @fins4586
      @fins4586 5 лет назад +3

      sunshine6997 yes!

    • @licittofficial
      @licittofficial 5 лет назад +19

      Bruh, Elizabeth Gillies is a babe

    • @lizmariediaz8062
      @lizmariediaz8062 5 лет назад +13

      NO! Just no. Jade was sarcastic and sassy and bitchy and slightly evil in the best of ways . Nothing like this chick

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 5 лет назад +2

      They speak similar

    • @SheedChooseMe
      @SheedChooseMe 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like Mindy from Drake and Josh

  • @dormetheus
    @dormetheus 4 года назад +340

    The "same goes for butt stuff" joke just whooshed the whole crowd somehow. One of the best jokes on here!

    • @lilruse
      @lilruse 3 года назад +7

      Unfunny and poor delivery

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus 3 года назад +18

      @@lilruse disagree

    • @ml.9746
      @ml.9746 3 года назад +2

      There were jokes?

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus 3 года назад +11

      @@ml.9746 yeah, were you not listening?

    • @jambajoby32
      @jambajoby32 3 года назад

      Hahahaha it’s a defense mechanism

  • @crumbsies
    @crumbsies 5 лет назад +3957

    “He said you’re so wet. And I’m like this has nothing to do with you.” 😂😂 I’m dead. She’s hilarious.. loved every second of it.

    • @gianni.santi.
      @gianni.santi. 5 лет назад +56

      I felt attacked by that. My male ego is tragically hurt.
      That was hella funny though.

    • @sandzoneblox9816
      @sandzoneblox9816 5 лет назад +5

      U guys are high. Everyone knows women aren’t funny

    • @Remi_Lin
      @Remi_Lin 5 лет назад +50

      Que the triggered guys in the replies

    • @jrivera018
      @jrivera018 5 лет назад +15

      Every woman comedian has to for some reason bring up sexual jokes because who the hell knows why. It’s predictable with every woman comedian.

    • @rayasred
      @rayasred 5 лет назад

      I love the name chewy smh

  • @walkingwounded3824
    @walkingwounded3824 5 лет назад +1006

    She is so original, very funny! Better crowd would have been awesome.

    • @leemrico8003
      @leemrico8003 4 года назад +24

      @Miles Davidson can you stfu? you comment on everybody who thinks she is funny and say that they are Delusional. just bc you dont think she is funny does not mean that other people can think she is funny. if you are so funny, go on a stage and do it yourself.

    • @sk1fgreen591
      @sk1fgreen591 4 года назад +8

      How is she original? Mostly gross too

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 4 года назад +3

      The crowd was fine though.

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 года назад +4

      @@sk1fgreen591 buddy, have you been to the internet?

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 года назад +2

      AsketchySkater yea... but she’s not funny.

  • @cidasanctus3373
    @cidasanctus3373 5 лет назад +680

    "Pornstar or suped up Honda Civic"
    Sounded like she was going Super Saiyan tbh

    • @Jett-King
      @Jett-King 5 лет назад

      It didn't tho

    • @cidasanctus3373
      @cidasanctus3373 5 лет назад +11

      @@Jett-King what was the point of making this comment

    • @romansenyszyn6414
      @romansenyszyn6414 4 года назад +9

      Don’t be hatin on the saiyans or how she almost sounded like one

    • @DipThapa
      @DipThapa 4 года назад +9

      Same thing went through my mind too. O.o glad I'm not alone.

    • @shiifra
      @shiifra 4 года назад +1

      I thought a plane was taking off

  • @gamernotvalid9452
    @gamernotvalid9452 5 лет назад +705

    BUT GIRL'S GOT LUNGS THOUGH

  • @TheMasoud100
    @TheMasoud100 5 лет назад +467

    I think women find the Sex jokes more funny than guys, she is good, her style is definitely different. Looking forward to see more of her.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah, relatable stuff is usually pretty funny, I can totally see that most guys hesitates whether to laugh at a joke about vaginal discharge or not (tip: do it).

    • @KCannaQueen
      @KCannaQueen 5 лет назад +16

      Because we go through most of the sexual harassment so we now find the relatability to be hilarious

    • @asimpson164
      @asimpson164 5 лет назад +13

      Men start hearing sex jokes at birth and it never stops so we are just used to it. Stand-up comedy hasn't been as accessible and relatable to all women, the greatest female comedians have almost exclusively been lesbians until recently. Lesbian sex jokes target a much smaller crowd. For as much hate as Amy Schumer gets, she did open a lot of doors for female comics.

    • @Dielawn69
      @Dielawn69 5 лет назад +8

      Because a lot of female comics do the same cliche "gross out" sex jokes. Idk how man times I've heard a female comics talk about female bodily fluids and say "I bet men think this is gross" or a weird incest joke about their dad.

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard 4 года назад +1

      @@asimpson164 she gets hate, not because of her stand-up, but because of how much jokes she has stolen over the years without crediting the original.
      While this isn't abnormal for a comic to have a joke or 2 similar to another. But to have consistently stealing jokes from tons of comedians..?
      That's where the hate rolls in. She's a shit stain. I don't think she opened any of the doors, since thanks to her most women get viewed as unfunny lol.

  • @greeneyedspick
    @greeneyedspick 4 года назад +332

    I just googled “how to tell if a crowd sucks” ... google said “if you’re looking this up they probably already do”

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 4 года назад +8

      That doesn't work here at all. Nice try though.

    • @Opomax
      @Opomax 4 года назад +5

      Awfully unfunny

    • @weary_traveller111
      @weary_traveller111 3 года назад +4

      Not entirely the crowd's fault. Her material is good but delivery is too fast, audience don't get enough time for the punchline to hit

  • @thatgirlwiththespiders
    @thatgirlwiththespiders 5 лет назад +717

    She was way too funny for that crowd

    • @sk1fgreen591
      @sk1fgreen591 4 года назад +2

      Brain damaged much?

    • @jjj87484
      @jjj87484 4 года назад +5

      Pretty sure the crowd wasn't the problem, I'm on team Brain Damaged. Because, ya know, I don't think of brain damaged people as lesser than me and use it as an insult. Just call a spade a spade, or an idiot an idiot.
      Idiot.

    • @Redskies453
      @Redskies453 4 года назад +5

      @@jjj87484 Idiot is an old medical term for a mentally handicapped person. The irony of your comment/insult is staggering.

    • @jjj87484
      @jjj87484 4 года назад +2

      @@Redskies453 Words are used based on their definitions, not their etymology. Hence the definition of etymology. Now I'm just being redundant. Idiots.
      You really should learn how English functions instead of pretending to be smart. It might help the ol' logic center in your brain.

    • @jjj87484
      @jjj87484 4 года назад +1

      @@Redskies453 Oh, and welcome to the 21st century. Medical terms and irony have updated since the dawn of the microchip.

  • @dapken
    @dapken 5 лет назад +3418

    "Leave the bush because it's a power move." As a guy I appreciate it.

    • @bighoodie4315
      @bighoodie4315 5 лет назад +174

      Big Dick energy at it's finest

    • @hotdogseven9589
      @hotdogseven9589 5 лет назад +59

      Alpha aura

    • @atomic.universe
      @atomic.universe 5 лет назад +184

      @@bighoodie4315 Thick Clit Energy

    • @drewbiddle6517
      @drewbiddle6517 5 лет назад +168

      If ur a grown man and want a bald pussy, I kinda want to call Chris Hansen tbh

    • @N199822
      @N199822 5 лет назад +85

      @@drewbiddle6517 I totally agree with you, but recently we had a discussion with my friend, and his point was, "I love clean shaven girls since i can eat them out properly", and I had nothing to answer (。ŏ﹏ŏ)

  • @bearshunnypot302
    @bearshunnypot302 4 года назад +160

    Finally, some accurate bisexual representation.

  • @artkid3432
    @artkid3432 5 лет назад +737

    i really wanna be friends with her, she totally had my same sense of humor, i love her

    • @j.b.lickums4032
      @j.b.lickums4032 5 лет назад +2

      As a middle age man who loves woman more than men , I also know that women are smarter than men. (LOVE that song by GD) Bachelor life is the path I've been on.i think marriage is not very practical. All my best friends are girls. Some go back 5 to 20 years,even a couple from grade school I love them all. Save all their cards and letters we love each other genuinely. I love my alone time also,with my music,a smiling dog and a warm fire .just don't think marriage is my thing I'm happy and grateful best of all I can feel their love when I'm alone that said I make love to them all differently. One thing I do with all 4 of them BTW I only see them one at a time and they know of the others we worked it out .they don't want to know each other. Maturity is a wonderful thing. Too bad it's so rare. (Some woman my age have all the patience and maturity of a hormone raged 8th grader.sorry if I offended we all make love differently and I love the individual passion. The only thing I do the same with them all is to involve all 5 senses. We really enjoy it.thats the only thing I do the same with them all. But what is bothering me about this standup when she referred to the word discharge being so uncomfortable. I have two loves who are squirters and I feel like a lucky man cause I reeeaaaaally love it. My lover loves it to I can tell after these years,I think it's a thing of beauty. The 2 who don't squirt get plenty wet and I am positive she is very comfortable. I have been best friends with my loves for years now and I assure you I don't get what this comic is talking about. BTW I'm not a manhoe.been with my loves for many years now and I and they are very happy in life :)

    • @SmarterTebya
      @SmarterTebya 5 лет назад +10

      @@j.b.lickums4032 nobody gives a shit, you little pathetic middle aged turd.

    • @dafnenavarro3598
      @dafnenavarro3598 5 лет назад +2

      same

    • @dennisritchie7103
      @dennisritchie7103 5 лет назад +5

      @@j.b.lickums4032 Whats it like living the life of an asskisser? There's a difference between respecting women and worshiping. Try not sounding like such a creep.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@j.b.lickums4032 Your post look a lot like a dating site profile. Out recruiting EH?

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 5 лет назад +852

    Is it really that cold in there?

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 5 лет назад +2

      She's uhh....not gonna be with men long...that's what that is...which is fine...

    • @rhiannonsparling2915
      @rhiannonsparling2915 5 лет назад +14

      no lol seems like she is comfortable in front of a crowd with a jacket on. imagine that (-,:

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 5 лет назад

      Frankie that's what I meant.

    • @trenvert123
      @trenvert123 5 лет назад +9

      @Frankie P. Didn't she say she's bisexual?

  • @jamesfallmusic
    @jamesfallmusic 3 года назад +43

    she is SO FUNNY!!! the crowd is not doing her justice at all, she deserved so many more laughs

    • @Oogidahboogidah
      @Oogidahboogidah Год назад

      For those philosophy/debate students out there, this is an excellent real world example of someone “begging the question”

  • @jackb5697
    @jackb5697 5 лет назад +1609

    “How many facts do you know about trains?” Killed me

    • @galaxiamiller8631
      @galaxiamiller8631 5 лет назад +8

      Jack B I FUCKING DIED

    • @gauravmugutrao
      @gauravmugutrao 5 лет назад +8

      I dir not get that joke please explain

    • @turbulentbeauty
      @turbulentbeauty 5 лет назад +52

      @@gauravmugutrao a stereoptyical interest for Autistic/Aspergers guys. So she is implying if they know a lot of facts they may be on the spectrum, and she'll feel safer.

    • @gauravmugutrao
      @gauravmugutrao 5 лет назад +5

      @@turbulentbeauty wow, now I got it!!! 😬

    • @gauravmugutrao
      @gauravmugutrao 5 лет назад +5

      @@turbulentbeauty thank you!

  • @haleyraegregg3845
    @haleyraegregg3845 5 лет назад +716

    “This car is for camping and eating other women out”

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 4 года назад +75

    I'm glad she's not a 911 operator. Every caller would be thinking "Does she even care that I'm shot?"
    (Best of luck, and continued success)

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 4 года назад +5

      This comment was funnier than this whole video

    • @FierceLegendZ
      @FierceLegendZ 3 года назад

      @@j.b.7133 Sad to say , this is true lol

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 3 года назад

      @@FierceLegendZ yup, but we’re “toxic men” for pointing out that women like this^ suck.
      Genetalia aside, bad comics are bad.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 3 года назад +1

      Jo Po does not deserve this! They didn't post for you to make snarky remarks. Just pointing out the obvious. An Observational Comic!

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts 5 лет назад +1067

    Her Honda Civic joke was incredible underrated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 4 года назад +11

      It was pretty fucking good.
      Source: Honda kid

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder 4 года назад +2

      @Barrier Boy It was the only amusing part in the video and then she ruined it.

    • @drivewaystar6485
      @drivewaystar6485 4 года назад +1

      Holy shit shes talking about hitting vtec

    • @ethanjobson3879
      @ethanjobson3879 3 года назад +1

      She had more good jokes in this ten minutes than a lot of comedians will in an hour long special.

  • @alexvndead9915
    @alexvndead9915 5 лет назад +1228

    My safe word is “in a criminal justice system” 😂💀

  • @wolf-ranger
    @wolf-ranger 4 года назад +49

    So much potential.
    I felt like I should be laughing more than I was.
    I bet she makes it big in the next 5 years.

    • @Lleanlleawrg
      @Lleanlleawrg 2 года назад +2

      I agree. The set wasn't that good, but I think there was a lot of potential. She has that way of spotting some absurdities in daily life, joking about the relatable, pushing buttons, being a character, and structuring her set so things tie together somewhat.
      The jokes were alright, a few might even be good, but I think the timing was bad, and I think some well-placed digressions could break up the monotony I felt at times.
      Every comedian who made it big had to work hard at it, and when you see early tapes of the ones I like now, they were similarly struggling to find their stride.
      I definitely think she can become a big name if she sticks with it, and keeps polishing her approach.

  • @daviddemar8749
    @daviddemar8749 5 лет назад +174

    I thought her material was terrific
    The crowd sucked so she didn't have the crowd's energy to absorb/play off of. I'm will look to see if there is more of her sets on YT

    • @vixen1173
      @vixen1173 4 года назад +1

      she has a podcast on RUclips

    • @_Common_Logic_
      @_Common_Logic_ 4 года назад +1

      "Crowds" don't really suck when you think about it... The likelihood of 200 strangers being of the same mindset is just not there. The best material in the world won't help people like you or me if we aren't talented enough to rope in a group of people as an actual "trained" comedian does. Guys like Ron White amaze me when they literally bust up an audience with a silent moment... NO funny face... No joke... just a professionally placed pause with real comedic delivery.
      Her material WAS decent... but she wasn't able to relate to the audience or pull them in. That's what separates the greats from people like us telling a really good joke or two.
      *Edit:* I just noticed your comment was a year ago... I guess comedic *timing* isn't my only issue. ;-)

  • @Shy--Tsunami
    @Shy--Tsunami 5 лет назад +1418

    Dude I think she is the female version of Pete Davidson

    • @iwantsifegold
      @iwantsifegold 5 лет назад +20

      Walker Anthony no Pete is funny

    • @itsnotme987
      @itsnotme987 5 лет назад +2

      toomuchtime sometimes

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 5 лет назад +7

      @@iwantsifegold no... no hes fucking not.. i mean neither is she but no hes not

    • @idc5309
      @idc5309 5 лет назад

      They should hook up

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 5 лет назад +1

      That's not a compliment. At all.

  • @ianmai1481
    @ianmai1481 4 года назад +19

    I've been watching standup since I was a kid. It's something I've wanted to but too scared.She is right at the cusp of true greatness. A tiny bit of timing and use relevant jokes to the masses. I get the toe thing but not a lot do. Hope she keeps this up!!!!

  • @natashac.boorom8189
    @natashac.boorom8189 5 лет назад +69

    I love that she mentions sleeping with her dad as a kid. The more we normalize healthy physical father daughter interactions, the further we come as a society in combating inappropriate i.e. abusive behaviour . Bravo Ms. Macofsky !!!

  • @kevrev0
    @kevrev0 5 лет назад +745

    Sounds like she's trying to go super saiyan

    • @andrelli82
      @andrelli82 5 лет назад +10

      I was hoping for that to be the punchline, to just be yelling kameya :-)

    • @epothos1
      @epothos1 5 лет назад +1

      I didn’t see your comment and said the same thing

    • @basetsanam1876
      @basetsanam1876 5 лет назад

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

    • @romansenyszyn6414
      @romansenyszyn6414 4 года назад

      kevrev0 over 9,000

  • @cranksquid5185
    @cranksquid5185 5 лет назад +532

    i feel like she wasn't appreciated as much as she should have been

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 4 года назад +2

      @citizenxgen Yeah I am not impressed. Hyped by Rogan = s O fU N nY

    • @X3MAntics
      @X3MAntics 4 года назад +10

      She's pretty funny. Anyone who says otherwise is entitled to their wrong opinion.
      Definitely horrible crowd.

    • @markeugene1293
      @markeugene1293 4 года назад +3

      Kinda a bad crowd tbh

  • @thapelonare9930
    @thapelonare9930 5 лет назад +222

    So many people whining about comments I can’t find

    • @stevenduece2041
      @stevenduece2041 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 5 лет назад +1

      No doubt they are of the perpetually offended.... Screwem! *MAGA WWG1 WGA TRUMP 2020 YEHAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @themadcat5288
      @themadcat5288 5 лет назад +7

      @Miles Davidson Too bad that's subjective and the majority find her funny, what are you complaining about?Move on, find another comedian you might like instead of bitching about it.

  • @epruitt44
    @epruitt44 5 лет назад +391

    I left the bush because its a power move 🤣

    • @anayasa6103
      @anayasa6103 5 лет назад +2

      I didn't understand pls tell what does it mean

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 5 лет назад +5

      anonymous me oh honey...

    • @anayasa6103
      @anayasa6103 5 лет назад +1

      Jacqueline Underwood actually I got it .....seriously now I feel really stupid

    • @homesweethome8964
      @homesweethome8964 5 лет назад +1

      Emily Pruitt hey I didn't get it. could you please tell me what it meant .. 😬😬

    • @anayasa6103
      @anayasa6103 5 лет назад +1

      Home Sweet Home are you a girl ? If so you should know what’s a bush in girls

  • @kashgarinn
    @kashgarinn 4 года назад +33

    The tremble in her hand at the Bobby thing makes me wonder if that wasn’t a real fuckup ‘forgetting’ to switch names.
    If it was, and most of the shit she said was true, then she’s going places because talking about difficult things and seeing the humour in it is gold. Solid standup, good luck to her in her career.

  • @NargisKhan-jw2lz
    @NargisKhan-jw2lz 5 лет назад +660

    "I leave the bush cause it's a power move" hahahha giiirrrl

    • @snehasahu3561
      @snehasahu3561 4 года назад +2

      Why is it so?

    • @darkfeather6857
      @darkfeather6857 4 года назад +3

      @@snehasahu3561 I didn't get that either...but I don't fuck women so maybe that's why.

  • @limbokid
    @limbokid 5 лет назад +734

    hey this is way better than Amy schumer

    • @Blazecoyote
      @Blazecoyote 5 лет назад +3

      yeah

    • @FabricatedUniverse
      @FabricatedUniverse 5 лет назад +11

      limbokid that saying much?

    • @3letterox
      @3letterox 5 лет назад +26

      we're just comparing every female standup with blonde hair now? Thats the bar? the color of their hair

    • @FizzyCape
      @FizzyCape 5 лет назад +6

      limbokid that’s not much of an accomplishment

    • @MonstaMunch101
      @MonstaMunch101 5 лет назад +6

      Both just use generic jokes about their vaginas, it's old and tired (like their vaginas).

  • @Inci_de
    @Inci_de 5 лет назад +74

    This one man is having the time of his life 😆

  • @haybeeilan3066
    @haybeeilan3066 5 лет назад +349

    The crowd was horrible. I've heard landscaping rocks laugh more at my knock knock jokes

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 5 лет назад +8

      Miles Davidson idk man I find her funny

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 5 лет назад +3

      i know ugh jesus christ

    • @burkles4456
      @burkles4456 5 лет назад +2

      Miles Davidson vocal minorities.

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon 4 года назад +2

      Miles Davidson
      Is it because she’s a girl that you don’t?

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah 4 года назад +2

      @Miles Davidson I like her humor 🤷

  • @hastur758
    @hastur758 5 лет назад +112

    Audience was so lackluster. Great set though.

  • @TomGeorgin
    @TomGeorgin 4 года назад +15

    The "I keep on falling" got me, I gotta admit. I wasn't ready for that.

  • @mr.wizard2974
    @mr.wizard2974 5 лет назад +231

    Its "Daria"!

    • @binkybinkles
      @binkybinkles 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @lddevo88
      @lddevo88 5 лет назад

      The quotes are very important in that statement.

    • @mercydominickalio7183
      @mercydominickalio7183 5 лет назад

      OMG yasss it is

    • @J0hnnyTruant
      @J0hnnyTruant 5 лет назад

      Except Daria was actually funny

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 лет назад

      I used to wach that i was like 4 had no clue what on earth was going on but she reminded me of ma sister

  • @tonywhitburn
    @tonywhitburn 5 лет назад +997

    “My safe word is: in the criminal justice sistem...”
    Jesus, how didn’t the audience explode with that?😂

    • @Cami-ls1ki
      @Cami-ls1ki 5 лет назад +2

      Tony Whitburn omg pls explain this joke to me I honestly don’t get it

    • @tonywhitburn
      @tonywhitburn 5 лет назад +44

      @@Cami-ls1ki That's the opening for Law & Order SVU. If you haven't seen the show, it's about a task force solving sexual crimes.

    • @Cami-ls1ki
      @Cami-ls1ki 5 лет назад

      Tony Whitburn oh ok thanks for explaining imao

    • @infidelheretic923
      @infidelheretic923 5 лет назад +6

      Because it was only mildly funny 🤷‍♂️

    • @Jack_Ss
      @Jack_Ss 4 года назад +6

      It’s not funny

  • @davedanger9839
    @davedanger9839 4 года назад +6

    First time seeing Ali and I definitely appreciate her style and delivery. I look forward to seeing her more often.

  • @wormemc
    @wormemc 5 лет назад +405

    These comments are horrendous! She was pretty good, take care of your issues! Publishing your anger here does no one any good.

    • @abigailrose3439
      @abigailrose3439 5 лет назад +6

      I see mostly positive comments

    • @googus7584
      @googus7584 5 лет назад +1

      No one cares its the internet

    • @AvgJane19
      @AvgJane19 5 лет назад +2

      @@googus7584 internet or irl, be a decent person. And, yes, people care.

    • @googus7584
      @googus7584 5 лет назад +1

      @@AvgJane19 nobody does, its criticism and if you let it get to you that much dont quit your day job because being in the spotlight is not gonna be for you, sad that people get that distraught over someone elses thoughts

    • @itsnotme987
      @itsnotme987 5 лет назад +2

      Clearly it bugs idiots like you

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 лет назад +148

    The Subaru joke deserved more laughs

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 4 года назад +11

    when she was singing i was like “oh no, please stop,” not because she was bad, but because it reminded me that i also sing at times when i am not supposed to and it’s awkward for everyone except myself... until i realize it later alone in my room when i’m trying to go to sleep and all of my embarrassing moments from the day come back to haunt me

  • @naj5999
    @naj5999 5 лет назад +137

    Wearing a winter coat on stage has to be super hot. Those lights add about 30 degrees to the room temp.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 лет назад +3

      Metal as fuck

    • @rizquierdo3840
      @rizquierdo3840 5 лет назад +2

      - The temperature on that room was kinda cold...

    • @peadar-o
      @peadar-o 5 лет назад +10

      Maybe she was slow-cooking a ham under it.

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 5 лет назад +3

      It’s her power move

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 4 года назад +1

      She was trying to dry herself.

  • @amirawhite3218
    @amirawhite3218 5 лет назад +121

    "This sounds like the beginning of a dateline episode but I love date line" 😂😂

  • @s.d.2042
    @s.d.2042 4 года назад +17

    I love how honest she is, hilarious 💀

  • @kalliebrandon8646
    @kalliebrandon8646 5 лет назад +100

    The giggling guy in the audience is making me laugh just as much as she is. 😂

  • @armaanislam8553
    @armaanislam8553 5 лет назад +497

    That's gonna be Billie eillish in another 15 years if she stops making dope ass songs

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo 5 лет назад +24

      This would be Billie Eilish now, if she was never discovered, marketed, and designed to pander to Autistic millenials, who clearly have no idea what a dope ass song is.

    • @oof1023
      @oof1023 5 лет назад +6

      No Billie would be retired plus Billie isn’t funny in that way she isn’t a comedian

    • @f1reguy587
      @f1reguy587 5 лет назад +4

      Do you wanna end yourself? She’s such a waste of air time in a haze of crap competition. You guys buying into this music need to say no and see if something good can be made. Currently I think sheep are better characters than the current meta of people.

    • @0The_Farlander0
      @0The_Farlander0 5 лет назад

      So you mean now, then?

    • @oof1023
      @oof1023 5 лет назад +4

      Dogmo Satchmo no billie would be in high school now getting her education not stand up

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 4 года назад +11

    She's so funny, this crowd is tough!

  • @gendo1
    @gendo1 5 лет назад +53

    One of the best female young comics i've seen in a long time, and I'm about her age. Congrats young lady, go far!

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies 5 лет назад +2

      One of the best? Fuck the female standard you got... Fuck

  • @MrLightlike78
    @MrLightlike78 5 лет назад +414

    I absolutely love dead pan

    • @seanc41556
      @seanc41556 5 лет назад +4

      You don't know what deadpan is...

    • @MrLightlike78
      @MrLightlike78 5 лет назад +1

      @@seanc41556 so dead pan isn't relaxing all four cheeks?

    • @destroytmusicagan2476
      @destroytmusicagan2476 5 лет назад +3

      I'm pretty sure it's the comedy that sounds lack luster, unenthusiastic and sarcastic but is funny to boring people if I'm not mistaken. I'm not tryna be funny either (no pun intended) or mean spirited that's my understanding of it. Correct me if I'm wrong.
      Edit: I find this kind of comedy funny aswell.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 лет назад +9

      Deadpan is when you say something that's obviously untrue and ridiculous but you say it with the regular tone of voice, like your normal speaking voice. No sarcastic tone or "bu dum tss" kind of delivery. That being said, I din't think she used a lot of deadpan but I can see how someone would mistake it for deadpan

    • @felixaugustine7010
      @felixaugustine7010 5 лет назад

      Overrated

  • @whiteknightcat
    @whiteknightcat 4 года назад +41

    "How many facts do you know about trains?"
    I guess she'll be crashing at my place then.

  • @corimireya3006
    @corimireya3006 5 лет назад +88

    Hah I enjoy her dry humor

  • @awkwardemperor
    @awkwardemperor 5 лет назад +10

    She's really funny in the most low key way, love this kind of comedians! 10/10

  • @alexstoakes7916
    @alexstoakes7916 5 лет назад +39

    My safe word is "In a criminal justice system..." lmfao

  • @amelialeach9507
    @amelialeach9507 5 лет назад +263

    Does she remind anyone else of Gina from B99??!

  • @rahulkochar5577
    @rahulkochar5577 5 лет назад +168

    Yo the crowd was dead, half way through I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @creepwalker
      @creepwalker 4 года назад +2

      @Miles Davidson you really must hate your life to think that your hostile comments towards others without any reason is seen as a valuable opinion. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @creepwalker
      @creepwalker 4 года назад

      @Miles Davidson Incorrect, as people that enjoy their life dont feel the need to verbally attack others for having a different opinion.
      It seems to me that you're frustrated and/or unsatisfied with your current situation.

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 года назад

      Creep walker she tells porno and pussy jokes that are funny to middle schoolers and that’s about it. They can be funny but usually it just comes off as lazy. You’ve got to be drunk or 14 to find them funny.

    • @creepwalker
      @creepwalker 4 года назад +1

      @@buckbundy8642 She made dumb jokes yes i agree but the guy didn't have to disagree with the original commenter by saying she has a lame sense of humor and calling her a liar for not sharing his opinion.
      Who is this guy that his opinion overthrows other people's opinion?
      Tbh i really dont care much for this discussion because it happend 7 months ago.

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 года назад +1

      Creep walker don’t matter if it happened 7 months or 7 years ago. It’s online and always will be. Every time RUclips throws this up in people’s notifications you run the chance of people seeing your comments and engaging with you. So either delete them or learn to ignore it when people reply to you.

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu 4 года назад +30

    My first hearing of her. She'll work. She'll get gigs. When a comedian is funny, that comedian will catch on and eventually we'll see her on Netflix. 👍 Go Ali

  • @MrEricSir
    @MrEricSir 5 лет назад +37

    Furiously googling "train facts" in a horribly misguided attempt to catch Ali's attention.

  • @memesaremylifeline6723
    @memesaremylifeline6723 5 лет назад +122

    "Hey how many facts do you know about trains?"

    • @jakemercier2436
      @jakemercier2436 5 лет назад +6

      I died

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 года назад +5

      Most trains have massive heaters to dissipate energy when using the motors to slow down when on a slope, the tires on most train wheels need to be heated in order to install or remove them, many trains dispense sand in front of the wheels to improve traction, most railroad spikes have an unusually high copper content to reduce corrosion, most rail clips are made from a Chinese alloy that is simmilar to 1060. That's about as much as I can think of at the moment but I probably know more.

    • @memesaremylifeline6723
      @memesaremylifeline6723 4 года назад +1

      @@garethbaus5471 nice train fact thanks

    • @heythere6983
      @heythere6983 4 года назад

      So you’re autistic ya

    • @josueramirez1521
      @josueramirez1521 4 года назад +1

      The crowd gave her no love smh sad

  • @brentlady39
    @brentlady39 4 года назад +32

    This is a hilarious comedian who keeps working for a crowd who didnt appreciate how good she really is.

    • @mister_vulgar
      @mister_vulgar 2 года назад

      People didn't laugh cuz she's not funny

  • @blueskinblake9935
    @blueskinblake9935 5 лет назад +110

    Ali had dreams of musical theater and aspiratons of Josie & the Pussycats as a little girl.

    • @amandaf7214
      @amandaf7214 5 лет назад

      I love your profile pic btw

  • @RickRoseIsAwesome
    @RickRoseIsAwesome 4 года назад +7

    I can listen to her talk for hours. She's a great entertainer and beautiful to boot.

  • @Zundzer
    @Zundzer 4 года назад +21

    3:02 she sounds like she’s powering up in Dragonball LMAO

  • @erikaaberg8458
    @erikaaberg8458 5 лет назад +953

    If you don’t find her act funny, scroll through the comments and laugh at all the grumpy men😂

    • @itsjustaridelife5345
      @itsjustaridelife5345 5 лет назад +15

      Gawd I know that goes for any female comics.

    • @ppumpkin3282
      @ppumpkin3282 5 лет назад +16

      So says uptight feminists.

    • @itsjustaridelife5345
      @itsjustaridelife5345 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I agree with the tight part.

    • @itsjustaridelife5345
      @itsjustaridelife5345 5 лет назад +13

      @@ppumpkin3282 you'd be the same way if you were female and tired of rape culture being a normal part of our society. Try empathy.

    • @themeanzone7571
      @themeanzone7571 5 лет назад +4

      Its not grumpy its not relating to what shes talking about.

  • @LJMIE
    @LJMIE 5 лет назад +252

    A lot of threatened men in these comments.. lmao Women talking about s*x in a public forum AND being disillusioned on the basis of previous sexual encounters ? Is that.. allowed?

    • @DuncanEscNJ
      @DuncanEscNJ 5 лет назад +5

      I thought she did a nice job. I think it's more so that these are the kinds of topics that women almost ALWAYS have in their acts, where there's lots of male comics that don't talk about sex or gender at all (there's obv lots that do too tho).

    • @rockade2408
      @rockade2408 5 лет назад

      yes,, cause we loves whores

    • @LJMIE
      @LJMIE 5 лет назад +1

      @@rockade2408 Who let you have access to the internet?

    • @admirallightningbolt
      @admirallightningbolt 5 лет назад +13

      I see a lot more comments about "threatened men" than actual negative comments haha

    • @seanisthedude
      @seanisthedude 5 лет назад +6

      Can't find many of these comments you mention.. can you quote one?

  • @josephw2905
    @josephw2905 5 лет назад +39

    "I've never stubbed my toe and thought 'thank God I didn't shave'" 😂 oh my gosh she's a riot. Lame crowd!

  • @LibraFee27
    @LibraFee27 5 лет назад +31

    My safe word is “in the criminal justice system” 😂😂😂😂

  • @splitpitch
    @splitpitch 5 лет назад +160

    I watched it, now for the browse through the misogyny section.

    • @googus7584
      @googus7584 5 лет назад +2

      Or they can be unfunny and we're entitled to tell them that they are

    • @splitpitch
      @splitpitch 5 лет назад +7

      @@googus7584 Humour is subjective. 'this is not funny' is not an objectively true statement. If you say 'I do not find this funny, because (your reason goes here).' not only is it true, but it is an informative review. many of the reasons given are misogynistic, hence my comment. perhaps you have a more intelligent reason than "women can only make jokes about sex"

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 5 лет назад

      No man the word is maaaaaaaaaasssssssage-a-nist.

    • @MorrisseyMuse
      @MorrisseyMuse 5 лет назад

      @@splitpitch I'm a feminist but I think she's crap, just spends half her act shouting and singing!

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies 5 лет назад

      @@googus7584 how dare you say something logical? It could hurt someone.

  • @thunderstar254
    @thunderstar254 4 года назад +7

    Ali's mom vicariously made me laugh more than Ali did throughout her whole set.

  • @katjames2545
    @katjames2545 5 лет назад +7

    Saw her at a comedy club not too long ago. She was hilarious! The law and order part and the pillow joke killed me! 😂🤣😂 Also talked to her a bit afterward and she was really nice and funny even in conversation. :)

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 4 года назад +9

    “The suped up Honda Civic” joke is genuinely quite funny

  • @gavin7177
    @gavin7177 4 года назад +362

    Who's here because of JRE

    • @jamm356
      @jamm356 4 года назад +23

      yup all that hype and nothing funny

    • @cristhianmorales9175
      @cristhianmorales9175 4 года назад

      Everyone lol

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 4 года назад +7

      If she has a child, her child would be here on this planet because of...
      wait for it...
      JRE. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

    • @thechum9653
      @thechum9653 4 года назад +3

      jamm356 frfr thought she would acually be funny

    • @tristanmurphybc
      @tristanmurphybc 4 года назад +7

      Definitely come b/c of jre and this 8s typical barely funny comedy. Maybe she's better live but I didnt laugh once...sad

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 5 лет назад +20

    "No one wants to hear me be like "Oh yeah, sure" jokes on you Ali, some of it was pretty darn sexy

  • @emilyk8382
    @emilyk8382 5 лет назад +23

    Somebody give this girl a Netflix special!

  • @mosca-tse-tse
    @mosca-tse-tse 4 года назад +2

    She’s so good. I didn’t want it to finish. Well done 👍🏼

  • @SailorOrbiter
    @SailorOrbiter 5 лет назад +23

    I have the opposite problem. I always sound serious, but I'm actually a VERY sarcastic person.

    • @countsolomon
      @countsolomon 4 года назад +5

      Well, i am serious about my sarcasm, it never fails to confuse.

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 3 года назад +4

    She doesn't make me laugh out loud, but she has good content and the personality 😄

  • @prstation1363
    @prstation1363 5 лет назад +16

    " you can't do that you could be in serious trouble- it's in God's hands now" ...died

  • @vickiignaszak5041
    @vickiignaszak5041 4 года назад +118

    "Who thought I was a lesbian?" I mean I might've if you didn't have shives on the ends of your fingers but

    • @plunksong
      @plunksong 4 года назад +8

      Vicki Ignaszak i knew she wasn't when she called it "lesbian porn"

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 4 года назад +3

      @@plunksong what else would you call it?

    • @katitax508
      @katitax508 4 года назад +11

      Fuck, I’m bi and I have long ass nails, do girls think I’m straight??

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony 3 года назад

      @@plunksong idiot

  • @Heyheyhaleyd
    @Heyheyhaleyd 4 года назад +4

    The train joke hit close to home & was hilarious!!

  • @cmd_f5
    @cmd_f5 4 года назад +19

    She's amazing, this crowd sucks though.

  • @brynnekundrick940
    @brynnekundrick940 5 лет назад +12

    "I drive a Subaru, do you know how gay that is", good shit right there

  • @Andiebsgwiqnsbsiak
    @Andiebsgwiqnsbsiak 5 лет назад +6

    "Did he think I was gonna try and make a move?....also did he think a pillow was gonna stop me?"
    Gosh shes hilarious, this video is a treasure uwu

  • @gmintraining4597
    @gmintraining4597 2 года назад

    I was in tears for most of this segment, well done!!!

  • @pierogrosman9245
    @pierogrosman9245 3 года назад +3

    every joke made me sadder and sadder for her but I couldnt stop laughing

  • @happydays8171
    @happydays8171 5 лет назад +5

    See, I just watched 2 Jake Johannesen videos, so I'm in that "wait for it" comedy mode, and the autistic joke was hillarious, and the "What do you know about trains?" callback was equally as funny.

  • @NickCooper74
    @NickCooper74 5 лет назад +1

    That's a good set. She knows she killed it. Solid work.

  • @garethbaus5471
    @garethbaus5471 4 года назад +48

    Although I am autistic and know more facts about trains than the average guy I still found that joke funny.

  • @giomjava
    @giomjava 4 года назад +66

    Joe Rogan sent me here. She has lots of potential!!

    • @JEMmusic-sn9qm
      @JEMmusic-sn9qm 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @mgs85
      @mgs85 4 года назад

      Yeah, definitely. She wasn't particularly funny here but I can see the potential. I think her delivery needs to be zeroed in, let those jokes sit for a minute too.

    • @X3MAntics
      @X3MAntics 4 года назад +3

      @@mgs85 Nah, there's nothing particularly wrong about her monotone delivery. That's the appeal.
      The crowd was just boring as hell. In a right club, this act would kill. She had some really good lines that just got a few chuckls. Terrible crowd.

    • @markbailey8086
      @markbailey8086 4 года назад

      @@X3MAntics it's not funny. At all.

  • @_DivineTruth_is_Home_
    @_DivineTruth_is_Home_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you ❤

  • @awwgez
    @awwgez 5 лет назад +4

    I met Ali in person in Orlando and she was funny and a very nice person. Here's an idea. If you don't like this, don't comment? I know, I know you matter.