Opie & Anthony: Patrice O'Neal's Prison Story (12/15/05)

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  • @0XYGENgone
    @0XYGENgone 2 года назад +51

    The only way to truly Appreciate Patrice is hearing him on Opie and Anthony.

    • @kingstea1
      @kingstea1 3 месяца назад

      @oxygengone He was good on tough crowd

  • @yongolind9214
    @yongolind9214 3 года назад +91

    When he started to clear his throat lmaooo

  • @walterpay341
    @walterpay341 2 года назад +65

    Patrice keeping it together for the whole story is legendary

  • @carloseskimo
    @carloseskimo 6 лет назад +175

    Thank you opie for not ruining this

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 4 года назад +17

      He almost did with all the talks about photoshops tho. Everything needs "a bit".

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 года назад +2

      Monscent he says bit every fucking show. He is awful.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 4 года назад +21

      he was pretty bad here. just shut up and let Patrice talk. "i believe everything you just said." thank you, genius.

    • @mohamedelgeneidy5172
      @mohamedelgeneidy5172 2 года назад +3

      #nopie

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 2 года назад +7

      It's because he wanted to hear about Patrice's L. If Patrice had been talking about a great time he had, he'd have been all over it.

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 4 года назад +80

    Ant was ready to hug Patrice (that's why he joked about it). You can tell anything real liked him. I really would have loved to see Patrice on his new show...

    • @Azidoazideazide.
      @Azidoazideazide. 4 года назад +10

      His new show is garbage.

    • @Padybu
      @Padybu 4 года назад +14

      @@Azidoazideazide. wouldn't be if Patrice was on it though :/

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 3 года назад +7

      @@Azidoazideazide. it's really not

    • @HoodrichShinobi
      @HoodrichShinobi 3 года назад +4

      The best part about this episode for me is that I totally forgot about that cranberries song. I remembered the whole melody from hearing it as a small child. It was released the same year I was born. Rip Patrice

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 2 года назад

      @@Azidoazideazide. It's not garbage, but it can't be exactly what it used to be. Things have changed for everyone involved, and the world.

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 2 года назад +23

    I've heard multiple versions of this story on RUclips, but this is the first one with good clean audio.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 2 года назад +5

    That Cranberry song "Dreams" at the end had me cheesin' ear-to-ear. Love that song~

  • @westsidedb
    @westsidedb 2 года назад +9

    Sad we didn’t get to see a Patrice podcast.
    Glad he has so much material out, so he’ll live forever

    • @jakeinbed8133
      @jakeinbed8133 9 месяцев назад

      "He had so much MATERIAL" out, "he'll live forever". Just like we will, we die with everything else in the physical world. The bible in esoteric sense (NOT IN FACE VALUE) sense say "your choice my friends do you want low frequency physical or to Truly grow to "heaven" or whatever you would call it❤

  • @Mechamjr88
    @Mechamjr88 3 года назад +143

    Really disappointing the Patrice doc didn't put this in. This was one of the most monumental things to ever happen to him.

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 3 года назад +27

      Weak docu. Just focused on the comedy and "the craft" plus some random bs. This is the real shit.

    • @SocraticMethodGuy
      @SocraticMethodGuy 3 года назад +2

      There was a lot of shit that shouldve been put in but wasnt. ...Black phillip show. Brazil. O&A content...
      Von really is just another dumb b...
      Theres a reason the yearly benefit show billy burr puts on every year... the money goes to Patrices mom, not Von.

    • @lepetitmort1150
      @lepetitmort1150 3 года назад +15

      because that wouldve been another HUGE L for white women, which is a main demographic comedy central has been catering and pandering to lately...

    • @Blackphillipsupporter
      @Blackphillipsupporter 2 года назад +12

      Burr and Ant are not on speaking terms which really sucks. Ant should have been in the doc IMO instead of Opie

    • @ozzy7609
      @ozzy7609 2 года назад

      couldn’t risk exposing over half of cc’s talent and fans tactics to fulfill their entitlement

  • @DogGone818
    @DogGone818 2 года назад +27

    Lol It took me a couple minutes to realize that Patrice head is on John coffee ( Michael c. Dunkin) body from green mile. rip 🪦 to both Patrice and Michael!

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 4 месяца назад +1

    Patrice starting the story after collecting himself and clearing his throat: "It was 5 of us, 5 of us hanging out."
    Anthony: "Uh oh..."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @DrewWeber-el3fp
    @DrewWeber-el3fp 3 года назад +11

    The Black Nostradamus for 2021

  • @NeonKC
    @NeonKC 3 года назад +36

    Patrice was truly an intellectual

  • @shreshthpaliyal485
    @shreshthpaliyal485 4 года назад +25

    its 12:00 am and im fucking sweating. GODAMNN! RIP Patrice

    • @argenizt123
      @argenizt123 2 года назад +1

      it’s 4 am and i’m shaken despite it being so far back

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 5 месяцев назад

      lol

  • @willdann7497
    @willdann7497 Год назад +1

    Absolutely love Patrice - I think this traumatic experience made him the greatest comic ever

  • @Sam-ey1fz
    @Sam-ey1fz 3 года назад +18

    RIP the GOAT

  • @kahnsta420
    @kahnsta420 4 года назад +13

    I did two months standing on my head on problem. But massestwotits is a little different then where I did time.

    • @tl6752
      @tl6752 4 года назад +5

      Mass prisons are no joke

    • @Sandman27-88
      @Sandman27-88 2 года назад +2

      @@tl6752 Southern prisons are the worst
      But MA is bad. CA is too.

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 2 года назад +10

    You can see how his view on woman was impacted greatly by this major life event.

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp 3 года назад +9

    Did he say he had to “hem Shirley up”outside with the half tuna can lid as if he cut him/ beat him /or they didn’t fight? I didn’t get that part.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 года назад +16

      He threatened him

    • @KerkinWayno
      @KerkinWayno 3 года назад +9

      Its prison policies. The dude made a pass on Patrice in the shower. If Patrice doesnt respond or lets that slide. He now will have a target on his back. He will be labeled as soft. Which brings more hardship towards him

    • @Stephen-lt1tp
      @Stephen-lt1tp 3 года назад +3

      @@KerkinWayno oh I got all of that part definitely. I just did couldn’t get if he actually cut him or just threatened him. But I guess he didn’t have to actually physically cut him. Because hemmed him up where I’m from means cut him.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 года назад +5

      @@Stephen-lt1tp he threatened
      He got lucky the guy was just a talker
      If he did fight he might have done more time

    • @Stephen-lt1tp
      @Stephen-lt1tp 3 года назад

      @@Limpass610 yeah just weird because growing up hemmed him up always meant to cut somebody where I’m from. I guess Patrice was just getting overzealous with his slang talking about that dramatic story

  • @just_a_ghoste1436
    @just_a_ghoste1436 4 года назад +7

    “Allllllright”

  • @cefrio
    @cefrio 2 года назад +1

    During this vid i got a prison video game commercial 🤦🏾

  • @antonzigando150
    @antonzigando150 5 лет назад +17

    damn that was crazy

  • @rhs1578
    @rhs1578 2 года назад +30

    No wonder he was so Misogynistic.. makes total sense.. Glad he was able to curve that behavior as he got older realizing that not all women are like that but still a very defining moment in Patrice’s life..

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 года назад +7

      But like he alludes to, what the first dude is definitely wrong and probably actionable.
      It’s that pos that started it
      Wel truly it started with her honess but yah

    • @2ndHandSmoker
      @2ndHandSmoker 3 месяца назад +1

      He wasn't misogynistic he was just being truthful about the way women are

  • @erockisfat
    @erockisfat 2 года назад +4

    RIP PATRICE

  • @ryanjavierortega8513
    @ryanjavierortega8513 3 года назад +6

    If only they’d broken in during the middle with a caller from Mobile!

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 2 года назад

      Probably would say someone got the baby scolder

  • @dimethedude
    @dimethedude 2 года назад +6

    Fuck I miss Patrice

  • @bobbysmith9810
    @bobbysmith9810 11 месяцев назад +1

    " yes ..... yes .....yes .......... yes "

  • @jamariuswade1359
    @jamariuswade1359 3 года назад +7

    RIH Patrice! Story is mind blowing! The best ever

  • @screwedupdom713
    @screwedupdom713 2 года назад +1

    Patrice thank you ):

  • @chattingesque372
    @chattingesque372 6 лет назад +6

    Cool story bro 😃

  • @biagiotripodi9725
    @biagiotripodi9725 3 года назад +1

    Historically ...

  • @briandavey1139
    @briandavey1139 3 года назад +5

    T Bone s my cellmate
    Hes a flamer

    • @JW-un8ui
      @JW-un8ui 2 года назад +1

      Oh most definitely

  • @johnny98618
    @johnny98618 2 года назад +1

    You can tell this was uncomfortable talking about this.

  • @DoBetterAlways80s
    @DoBetterAlways80s 9 месяцев назад

    The warmest blanket

  • @aplacetobewithmythoughts7428
    @aplacetobewithmythoughts7428 3 года назад +11

    I really hope the person who scolded the baby in the bathtub got what was coming to him.

    • @argenizt123
      @argenizt123 2 года назад

      i wish the guy that blackmailed his cousin got castrated .
      it’s hard to wrap my head around someone who regards that person as family would take advantage of them that way

    • @erockisfat
      @erockisfat 2 года назад

      a good time?

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 2 года назад +5

      I don’t think there’s anything wrong with reprimanding your child in the bathtub if it’s for a good reason, why should the location matter?

    • @mrmorrison5142
      @mrmorrison5142 2 года назад

      What you did there, I saw that 🫡

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. 2 года назад

      @@MrEvanNoyes you think you're being smart and you look stupid

  • @itsa-itsagames
    @itsa-itsagames 9 месяцев назад

    I forgot he was on arrested development 😅

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail 2 года назад +3

    Heavy D

  • @NICKEYBLACK35
    @NICKEYBLACK35 Год назад

    I can't lie, Opie & Anthony were extremely hard to tolerate. Thankfully there was Black Philip.

  • @LikeAGentlemanPlease
    @LikeAGentlemanPlease Год назад

    58k views on a story like this is a travesty.

  • @erockisfat
    @erockisfat 2 года назад +1

    Stat grape! Tbone!

  • @williambyers9188
    @williambyers9188 Год назад

    I love Patrice, I mean I love Patrice but something doesn’t add up. He got sentenced to a summer in Jail. He wouldn’t have went Upstate for that. That would have been a county bid. Your not going to a Max prison with Murderers and Rapists for three months. This could have been just a county jail and he was mistaken. I dunno

  • @thekivster
    @thekivster 6 месяцев назад

    I don’t understand the Shirley part of the story. He was going to rape but didn’t? Also what does the prison garb and the tin can have to do with that?

    • @Bmac38112
      @Bmac38112 5 месяцев назад +1

      Shirley made a comment about Patrice looking good jokingly. But in jail letting someone get away with something like that opens door for others to do even worse. Patrice made a weapon out of the tin can to mess the dude up to show he doesn’t play that

  • @alrinproduction3917
    @alrinproduction3917 4 года назад +2

    Grabe ninja ba to mam patrice
    Dami din vid mo maam
    Highly apriciated your video never stop vlogging stay safe enjoy you passion much love and godbless 📣📣📣📣

  • @OgreAriak
    @OgreAriak 5 месяцев назад

    I’m tierd boss

  • @terrencemilton5088
    @terrencemilton5088 Год назад

    30:55.....

  • @aaronbrumley8937
    @aaronbrumley8937 2 года назад +4

    Um if I’m 16 and a girl is 15 that’s not statutory rap, you must be a adult to get charged with that, so he must of been 18 and she was 15

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 2 года назад +10

      If the parents of said under age girl press charges you could be the same age 13-17 it will be considered statutory grape even with the consent of said underage girl its left to the legal guardians discretion 😡🤬😡🤬🤮🤮
      The system is truly broken

    • @CelicAWD
      @CelicAWD 2 года назад +6

      Also at 16 the judge can "decide" to charge you as an adult if they want to.

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 2 года назад +2

      I believe he was 17 at the time.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 2 года назад +1

      @@thundergun933 He would have done more time if that was the case.

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 2 года назад +4

      Lots of black teens get charged as adults all the time

  • @seabassdarapper
    @seabassdarapper 2 года назад +3

    "the only reason I'm not locked up is because it wasn't the mayor's daughter"
    Ok, so ... Like the overwhelming majority of people 🤣🤣🤣. Most people won't get locked up for this is what he's saying lolol

    • @jeffmiller3499
      @jeffmiller3499 2 года назад

      He was meaning it as he'd still be locked up if that bitch was somebodys daughter

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust 2 года назад +7

      it was a comedic exaggeration. She was some girl who lived in the poor side of town.

  • @wolfwang8464
    @wolfwang8464 2 года назад +2

    Patrice was NOT in jail at 16 with people on death row lmaooo such a fake story, but good one.

    • @TonyDanza4Lyfe
      @TonyDanza4Lyfe 2 года назад +4

      Plausible. He’s referring to jail where you’ll be housed in a cage regardless

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally 2 года назад +3

    Jesus enough smacking and throat clearing. Disgusting.

  • @slayskool777
    @slayskool777 2 года назад +1

    1 minute in and I already want to puke.