Those dinos that can break apart are just a bootleg version of a real thing.. I remember wanting them as kid. And honestly, in a child's eye, this is all fine wares. The more I watch the more toys I see I've had as a kid, albeit in different packaging and vaguely different in details. But I REMEMBER the shapes. Especially those soldiers. Man, this show is bringing back both shame and nostalgia.
It's a very natural reaction when faced with a bunch of toys... Well, a very natural reaction for me. I don't care if those toys are the cheapest things in the world, I'll be playing with them before they get thrown out. So yeah, I bet he does.
With this in mind, I insist that someone create a side story of a team of bootlegs, knockoffs, and horrifying DIY child-creation versions of Woody, all of whom have to team up to save Actual Woody. Naturally, due to their cheap construction, they all die horribly on their way, presumably in some variety of fire, but due to their efforts, they deliver Woody the thing he needed at the time he needed it, wrapped in a piece of paper saying "WE LIVED; REMEMBER US". It is like a Star Trek Voyager episode I never watched because nobody watched Voyager. Dr Ashen plays Dollar Depot Woody, who spends the whole movie moaning about his own quality. "Oh, this isn't very good articulation, is it? Look at this cheap molding. The paint from my skin's spilled onto my shirt, and now I don't know if this bit is my shirt or if I have actual skin here. My existence is a mockery of craft and the death of joy."
WAIT In Ireland There Is A Shop Called Dealz Where Every Thing Is 1.49 euros and the baskets say pound land and all those toy stuff are funtastic so Dealz is a pound land but with no pounds if that makes any sense at all
We have 'Euro shops' around my area. They sell cheap utilitarian stuff, nothing fun or interesting, and best of all, despite the shop's name everything costs more than one euro. Great place
Can we also appreciate that the first action figure displayed was clearly right handed on the box's art, but the actual action figure is left handed? Please tell me I am not the only one that noticed this...
its funny, when I was in highschool, before I had even seen ashens, I mumbled with the idea with my mates about reviewing the crap food at the Dollar Tree, damn you ashens. beat me to it, likely before I had the ideas. cursed.
God damn, I loved Pacific Rim. I'm dissapointed there aren't many giant mecha games, and won't hold my beathe for a good Pacific Rim videogame anytime soon. *sigh*
YongPil Kim I won't deny Titanfall looks neat and I really wanna play it, but it's too... american-y I think? Pacific Rim has a huge inspiration in Mazinger Z which was HUUUGE here for basically decades, and it shows, given Del Toro being mexican. And that's the type of Mecha game I mean I'd like to play. =
Soopa Derpcat Not sure what to think of that... In any case, I don't even have an Xbox One, nor plan to, so... yeah. I'll just hope the mecha game of my dreams sometime becomes real, though. Someday...
...having just watched this episode for the first time, and @ 2:30am, I have to say that from 06:08sec to 08:24sec has to be the funniest bit of Ashens comedy ever. I nearly choked when he faded back in...his...Pirate!! :D :D...Stuart, if you ever read this (which you prolly wont) that was fkn epicly funny, top drawer humour ;) :D
Believe it or not the first one you did was based off of the Greek depiction of Hercules (or Heracles as the Greeks called him.) He was depicted as wearing a lion pelt, as killing a lion was part of his nine trials. He is also usually depicted as using a club.
5:15 I Remer having that same robot! It came with like 6 other figures and their shtick was the parts came off and you could switch them around with each other!
I'm pretty sure Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace is a 'movie production business'. I'm also pretty sure that no one over the age of twelve is allowed in there, except for Uncle Poundy of course.
16:33 I recognize that image. That's from 25 To Life, a gang-themed Third-Person Shooter made by Avalanche Software (not to be confused with Avalanche Studios, who made the Mad Max game that came out this decade, as well as RAGE 2). Those bastards took from not one, not two, but three games for the packaging of their shitty toys!
Went to PoundWorld yesterday, had a spas of excitement when i saw nearly everything that you have reviewed on your Poundland Specials where on the shelf!
I remember when this video was originally uploaded ten years ago before the sound effects and music was added to the dinosaur v.s robot part of the video. It was really awkward without the sound effects or music.
Damn it, on the package for Anti Raiders, that's Domingo Chavez and Dieter Weber. The man with the trifocal goggles is Sam Fisher. I bet Tom Clancy is rolling over in his grave.
You should put all of this crap into a gift box at Christmas and ship it to needy children in third world countires. I expect they will genuinely enjoy and appreciate this stuff!
Dollar General sells things that cost more than a dollar, and so does Family Dollar if I'm not mistaken. Dollar General is just called that because the price (before sales tax or coupons) is usually an even dollar amount. ( $4 or $5 as opposed to $4.99 or $5.23 or something.)
I kind of wonder because my little bother once got a construction set there and there was a dump truck, a bulldozer and other normal construction stuff, then there was a sign that had a red x on it and a little bit of text that said "no naked tights." I still have the pic of it, lol.
Dumbledoresarmy13 Dollar Tree is the only dollar store that actually only sells items that cost a dollar. At least, the last time I was there, it might be different now.
I genuinely want to know, who enjoys the action figures part? do you play or collection random action figures? I don't want to judge anyone just to know.
I collect figures and I can't even explain it myself. It's like any hobby, just for enjoyment. They're nice to look at and take care of. Sometimes it's just the thrill of buying them.
5:14 That looked like Narichikaya Assembly robot from Japan, although its probably a bootleg since there were only 2 designs with different colors, and that is not from their design, but its good for mix and match custom build
"Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace" - also the name of my favorite brothel.
I FINALLY figured it out! Euster night is just a terrifying bastardization of Yesteryear.
Dinosaurs don't exist anymore, but they Euster.
MeatBombMMB Bravo!
well said
Lmao m8
@Porter Justin literally no one asked bot
I don't get it, misspelled Easter? Still doesn't make sense
Uncle poundy's pound palace does not sound like a place to go without years of therapy later
You misspelled the rapey
Sounds like a strip club
@@xaviorturck9600 to me, a strip club for overweight people is what uncle poundy’s pound palace sounds like
to me it sounds more like a place, where kids shall not go to lol
You are correct. The film was called "Pirates: Band of Misfits" over here.
That sounds forgettable. I would have left "scientists" in there somewhere.
That film was epic
Was the tat actually good?
Well yes, but actually no.
Was that the actual quote from the movie?
Good guess, but actually no.
That's based on a series of books, which are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT to the film, and arguably a little better.
"Maybe they'll just give you a lump of plastic and write 'BATMAN' on it."
I badly want there to be a figurine like that now.
In the Lumps Of Plastic figure range!
There is. It's called a Funko Pop.
@@TheMadAfrican1 Its a blob with batman colors but it does not have batman written on it.
You can make that one at home yourself.
Those dinos that can break apart are just a bootleg version of a real thing.. I remember wanting them as kid. And honestly, in a child's eye, this is all fine wares. The more I watch the more toys I see I've had as a kid, albeit in different packaging and vaguely different in details. But I REMEMBER the shapes. Especially those soldiers. Man, this show is bringing back both shame and nostalgia.
6:00 "pacific rim" re-creation moment is priceless. thank you, ashens: one out of eighty is fine.
I bet when ashens turns the camera off, he plays with the "cheapo toys" lol
Fuck, I would. Sometimes he finds toys that are surprisingly cool.
It's a very natural reaction when faced with a bunch of toys... Well, a very natural reaction for me. I don't care if those toys are the cheapest things in the world, I'll be playing with them before they get thrown out. So yeah, I bet he does.
KOBF sindey 2000 I'd do that to if I was him
He doesn't always wait for the camera to be off
I would too
I love that no matter how far you go back in ashens back catalog the videos stay consist in style
That blue mech looked really nice. It's like a mix between Striker Eureka and some Front Mission mech.
Ah, good old Striker Eureka.
Can't wait for the sequel.
imagine the poundland toy story....dear oh dear that would be both horrifying and hilarious
Wonder Sloth bootleg woody: ANDY ANDY KILL ME KIIIIIILLLLLLL meeeeee
Hi, I'm the future, Toy Story 4 has a deformed Spork that has been made into a toy. It hates itself and runs away from its creator.
Pound Palace? Sounds a Bit Ropey! He, he!
@@AnnoyingAsianWitch Oh Share with us your wisdom future man.
With this in mind, I insist that someone create a side story of a team of bootlegs, knockoffs, and horrifying DIY child-creation versions of Woody, all of whom have to team up to save Actual Woody. Naturally, due to their cheap construction, they all die horribly on their way, presumably in some variety of fire, but due to their efforts, they deliver Woody the thing he needed at the time he needed it, wrapped in a piece of paper saying "WE LIVED; REMEMBER US". It is like a Star Trek Voyager episode I never watched because nobody watched Voyager. Dr Ashen plays Dollar Depot Woody, who spends the whole movie moaning about his own quality. "Oh, this isn't very good articulation, is it? Look at this cheap molding. The paint from my skin's spilled onto my shirt, and now I don't know if this bit is my shirt or if I have actual skin here. My existence is a mockery of craft and the death of joy."
The app crashing on startup is a vast improvement over the nightmare of actually playing it.
Nice profile pic!
Alex Everett-last yes
Of course it is not on Google play
For a quid that pirates blind bag was a great deal!
Anyone else notice the "Raider" on anti raider was ripped straight out of a tomb raider logo?
Yeah! I noticed that straight away!
Who the hell do they think they are?
China.
Yeah also the background picture is from an old Rainbowsix game I'm pretty sure, a tom clancy game I played at least
@@Jetzbanane rainbow six lockdown
@@Jetzbanane Yeah I was thinking the same....
Glad to see you enjoyed the pirate blind bag we sent you. That model was amazing!!
I saw the horrific plasticine monster coming a mile off but it still had me in creases. Superb stuff as always.
ashens ash, you're probably the reason pound land sells so much xD
Just send God £25 so he can erase your debt and drill an olive-oil well in your kitchen.
WAIT In Ireland There Is A Shop Called Dealz Where Every Thing Is 1.49 euros and the baskets say pound land and all those toy stuff are funtastic so Dealz is a pound land but with no pounds if that makes any sense at all
It's a subsidiary of Poundland.
We have 'Euro shops' around my area.
They sell cheap utilitarian stuff, nothing fun or interesting, and best of all, despite the shop's name everything costs more than one euro. Great place
I've just noticed the address for 'Funtastic' is in the center of Birmingham...I live pretty close to there, dare me to find it? lol
I DARE YOU
time to investigate!
Try try try!!!
+Dokka Chapman (The doKtor Dokka) it's a PO Box so .... have fun looking at a PO Box?
I also live in brum
6:08
Wait, Ashen's videos are 100% improvised?
Holy crap... I just earned a whole new respect for him.
5:20
That actually looks like it could be a really awesome action figure if the joints weren't complete shit and it had more articulation.
vissova when I was about 4 they came out and I loved the crap out of them
I actually owned one of those.
Used to be able to get them at dollar general in the states they were interchangeable
Can we also appreciate that the first action figure displayed was clearly right handed on the box's art, but the actual action figure is left handed? Please tell me I am not the only one that noticed this...
Tbh Ashens had always had great production quality.
Watching Stuart's incarnation of the "pirate" crawling across the sofa pleading, "kill meee" just finished me off. Wonderful stuff.
Fall of the House of Euster
I went into uncle poundy's pound palace... Worst mistake i ever made, i struggled to walk for a week.
oh dear...
R.I.P. Gamer
Well they are under new management now it’s a much improved service
The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientist was named The Pirates! Band of Misfits in the US
***** It's also called that in Australia and New Zealand.
+Aaron Harville (DarkArrow) Use "Quote marks" becuase that was hard to read.
+JigglesVideos how?
To be honest that UK title kinda makes it sound like it was supposed to be apart of a trilogy.
'Oh god we can recreate Pacific Rim'
I had to laugh at that
Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace is the funniest thing I've heard all day.
11:28 The picture is from the game Rainbow Six Lockdown!
its funny, when I was in highschool, before I had even seen ashens, I mumbled with the idea with my mates about reviewing the crap food at the Dollar Tree, damn you ashens. beat me to it, likely before I had the ideas. cursed.
Check out the Wolfe pit. He calls it’s his own personal adult playground lmao
when did bieber start doing pizza delivery?
ThePoolboy789 he started 2020
when he delivered one to selena gomez's door
Shane Kneeshaw hello I am from 2020
God damn, I loved Pacific Rim. I'm dissapointed there aren't many giant mecha games, and won't hold my beathe for a good Pacific Rim videogame anytime soon. *sigh*
Dont worry just play titanf- oh just play pokemon you dont need mechs. :3
YongPil Kim
I won't deny Titanfall looks neat and I really wanna play it, but it's too... american-y I think?
Pacific Rim has a huge inspiration in Mazinger Z which was HUUUGE here for basically decades, and it shows, given Del Toro being mexican. And that's the type of Mecha game I mean I'd like to play. =
Soopa Derpcat Not sure what to think of that...
In any case, I don't even have an Xbox One, nor plan to, so... yeah. I'll just hope the mecha game of my dreams sometime becomes real, though.
Someday...
Epic slow motion sequence!
"...and a ludicrously giant pistol" your content is some of the best on RUclips, you're great ashens
...having just watched this episode for the first time, and @ 2:30am, I have to say that from 06:08sec to 08:24sec has to be the funniest bit of Ashens comedy ever. I nearly choked when he faded back in...his...Pirate!! :D :D...Stuart, if you ever read this (which you prolly wont) that was fkn epicly funny, top drawer humour ;) :D
Euster [usta] (уста) means "MOUTH" in Bulgarian! So thats a mouth-knight? :D
+Hans Brandt It also means sister in Malay I think. Sister-Knight xD
With the teeth on that dino, it really must be Euster Night.
GmodPlusWoW Yea, I know! :) Mouth knight is funnier though!
Arthritic Rim?
Suzanne Collins if only you can imagine how hard I laughed
I want to see that as a movie, with the robots' legs falling off all the time.
5:50 I'd watch that in theatres! Best Pacific Rim reenactment ever!
Love this stuff from pound land cracks me up
8:10 Ah, how beautiful
I like when the cop kicked the bird.
TIME FOR A PROTEST.
***** *White sis privileged male racist
Jack Ber Ouch, your fucking grammar hurts.
+Jack Ber
...what?
Master of poops
Sad onion gets me every time
Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace....that one just about made me die laughing.
Why am I so entertained by your videos XD
Believe it or not the first one you did was based off of the Greek depiction of Hercules (or Heracles as the Greeks called him.) He was depicted as wearing a lion pelt, as killing a lion was part of his nine trials. He is also usually depicted as using a club.
your imagination is incredible
lol throughout this review your insults to the products made me lol
...isn't that the point?
I come from the future! Pound world has diminished into the lands of pound children and ashens has made a movie!
5:15 I Remer having that same robot! It came with like 6 other figures and their shtick was the parts came off and you could switch them around with each other!
Ku
Ku
Krak
Just me that sees an issue with that labelling
Dez The Jambo Not just you. Me too, now that you mention it. xD!!!
Looks normal to me
"Pizza" van. The picture on the pizza box is a donut.....
One that's trying not to be.
I'm pretty sure Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace is a 'movie production business'. I'm also pretty sure that no one over the age of twelve is allowed in there, except for Uncle Poundy of course.
"uncle poundy's pound palace." fucking gold LOL
the pirate broke me I nearly died after laughing so much
16:33 I recognize that image. That's from 25 To Life, a gang-themed Third-Person Shooter made by Avalanche Software (not to be confused with Avalanche Studios, who made the Mad Max game that came out this decade, as well as RAGE 2).
Those bastards took from not one, not two, but three games for the packaging of their shitty toys!
DO I EVEN LOOK LIKE A DINOSAUR?
Yes.
2:06 "conan the hairbarian" MORE LIKE IVAN THE CARE BEARIAN
Went to PoundWorld yesterday, had a spas of excitement when i saw nearly everything that you have reviewed on your Poundland Specials where on the shelf!
I remember when this video was originally uploaded ten years ago before the sound effects and music was added to the dinosaur v.s robot part of the video. It was really awkward without the sound effects or music.
I want to see a show where Ashens raids the Funtastic offices.
Damn it, on the package for Anti Raiders, that's Domingo Chavez and Dieter Weber. The man with the trifocal goggles is Sam Fisher. I bet Tom Clancy is rolling over in his grave.
You should put all of this crap into a gift box at Christmas and ship it to needy children in third world countires.
I expect they will genuinely enjoy and appreciate this stuff!
This is from 8 years ago and I have rewatched it 27 times, and "Canadian Dollar Hole" is still funny.
I had the same exact robot figures, I loved to play with them as a child, I would combine there parts togeather to make my own
"... Cover out of a 90's video-game..."
yup, that guy with the gigantic eye scope thing, is definitely from Rainbow Six.
Yes, the Weber using his W2000 with thermal scope.
The background looks like Crackdown
+Hot Dogs u realize that the thumbs up are for your profile picture not your comment.....
6:21 *well yes but actually no*
Is it just me or is the "Raider" in "Anti-Raider" the actual font from Tomb Raider, as if they just stole a piece of the logo?
+noraunhappy vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/7/7b/Tomb_Raider_-_Legend.png/revision/latest?cb=20110324184312
+Justin Stevens Not exactly the same, but boy that is really close
That pirate looked like he had a bad run-in with a Mi-Go.
"Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace" is forbidden from opening shop within 1000 feet of a school.
Is there a place called....Pound town?
There's a place called Poundbury in Dorset
There's a town in Wisconsin called Pound.
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My local shopping centre consists almost solely of pound shops. (poundworld, pound land, pound stretcher etc.) so it's pretty much pound town.
Oooh, or POUND PLANET. The cheap knockoff of Pound World.
euster
a single word for the phrase "used to"
instead of "I'm used to it" say,
"amish euster"
dinosaur used to night? Makes perfect sense Mr I clicked on the first link when google searching euster.
Dasonicboom That's me
that kookoo birds game has a 2 star rating on the app store, aka much more than it deserves
Do you know what aka means?
His accent just makes everything 10x funnier for me.
Ashens is the only guy i'll watch for hours and wait for the next instalment. Best on the tube if you ask me
Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace sounds like a harem porno.
2:43 holy shit it's puri puri prisoner from one-one-punch man
the pirates film was renamed in the US as "The Pirates! Band of Misfits"
8:31 the other one was a wight van with windows that had illegal shading done to it
I meant the widowes were and illegal shade
That pirate looks like a modern art piece.
I'd shop at Uncle Poundy's Pound Palace. Unless it was a sex shop.
What else would it be?
Mr Snake Touche.
It looks like its from amnesia 08:15
3:09 looks like crowler from yugioh GX got possessed! XD
+Jack Stringer holy cow XD you're right
...and got roided to hell and back
Euster is clearly an English city, the county town of Eustershire.
you are incredibility hilarious without trying! love your channel!
PoundLand is the british equivalent of Family Dollar or Dollar General.
Dollar General sells things that cost more than a dollar, and so does Family Dollar if I'm not mistaken. Dollar General is just called that because the price (before sales tax or coupons) is usually an even dollar amount. ( $4 or $5 as opposed to $4.99 or $5.23 or something.)
I kind of wonder because my little bother once got a construction set there and there was a dump truck, a bulldozer and other normal construction stuff, then there was a sign that had a red x on it and a little bit of text that said "no naked tights." I still have the pic of it, lol.
But poundland is so much better than my dollar tree
Dumbledoresarmy13 Dollar Tree is the only dollar store that actually only sells items that cost a dollar. At least, the last time I was there, it might be different now.
THEGUYOFHAIR123 oh I bet.....
uncle poundies pound palace...... I think I saw a donkey show there.
The Anti Raider's "RAIDER" text is directly copypasted from a Tomb Raider logo.
HEY KIDS! ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT EXCITING TOY?
LUMP OF PLASTIC BATMAN!
I once saw a packet of those tiny plastic army guys with woods from bo1 on it
I genuinely want to know, who enjoys the action figures part? do you play or collection random action figures? I don't want to judge anyone just to know.
Do you play or collection. English only just good enough to be used as the writing on the back of a pop station box!
LovelyCrit you got me, it was auto corrected for some reason by my iPhone. I meant, plays or collects action figures.
xPhr34koN4tur3x Glad you where a good sport about it :P.
I collect figures and I can't even explain it myself. It's like any hobby, just for enjoyment. They're nice to look at and take care of. Sometimes it's just the thrill of buying them.
2:47 SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!
+Emilia Backstrom not spider... its umbrella
Amadeus Lechevalier if that is not a spider, then why does Earth spell Illuminati backwards?
+Emilia Backstrom nah that is the ILLUMINATI SPIDER
That's the lamp
canada has dollarama. i love it there.not because of the products. but it's because of the bubblegum.
Nice cat.
Homer sams
oh thanks bro! he's very big though, weighing in at like, thirty pounds.
Ha ha lol he's like my cat too then
:3
My cat has overweight :|
that fade to black had an ad in it for me. that was perfect timing.
at 8:08 its sweet bro and hella jeff, the Claymation!!!!
8:08 omg its Satan, UGH MY EYES! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
That's what I was thinking.
the griffin is a tooth fairy:)
10:30 IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER!? DID HE REALLY TURN INTO A PIZZA GIRL!? WTF XD
12:34 did that dog have a tootsie roll below it?
5:14 That looked like Narichikaya Assembly robot from Japan, although its probably a bootleg since there were only 2 designs with different colors, and that is not from their design, but its good for mix and match custom build