He actually says this in one of the comics, the first time he and Luke fight one another, the exchange is something like "You killed my father!" "I've killed many fathers, you're going to have to be more specific."
@@its_saval indeed it was Up until release no one but Hamill and Jones knew the real line It was something else, and dubbed over by Jones for the theatrical release
I remember when I met my siblings when they were older and I was like *GUYS?!?!?!* and they were like *who's this ugly bit*h* yeah family be amazing sometimes
I was enjoying this well enough bit when Vader admitted to himself that he really was Luke's dad and he was just messing with him I started to laugh out loud.
Yes, it is interesting that when Luke came into the picture he suddenly seemed to reclaim his past as Anakin almost immediately or at least parts of it
“Obi wan said you killed my father!” “No… you are a nobody” “What, no… thats impos- well, actually-“ “Or maybe you’re palptine’s grandson, the writers haven’t decided yet tbh”
"you killed my father!" "So you're a dooku? Maybe a tuskan I didn't check under the mask... Are you a merrik? Maybe a windu... If he's even dead. Gimme something to work with here I've destroyed a lot of families."
I feel like it'd also make sense to say Palpatine poisoned his father until he eventually got killed by Vader and Obi Wan, with a bunch of other things shooting him in the foot along the way. From a certain point of view, of course.
Listen, you go to all the trouble of eradicating everyone who called you your stupid childhood nickname, you commit to a whole new armor-goth aesthetic, you get a new voice and some surgery- If Vader wants to say he's not Anakin, I'm not arguing with the giant psychic cyborg that knows how to fly anything and has a Deathstar in his pocket.
Actually when this was released no one expected it it's known as one of the biggest plot twists in history. Back then not alot of plot twists happened at the time making this huge
@@starwarsnerd5524 The twist is a retcon vs episode 4. George Lucas never planned Vader as Luke's father (Anakin) when he made the original Star Wars in 1977. Irvin Kershner made the twist (first important star wars retcon).
@@starwarsnerd5524 After The Empire Strikes Back, another retcon happened in 1981 when the name of the original Star Wars was changed to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
@@hashim8135 Yes. Hell, there wasn't even SUPPOSED to be a sequel and A New Hope was made as an stand alone film. Its only after it boomed that they went "oh shit we can make a sequel out of this" Its why A New Hope isn't even called that until the full OT came out.
In an alternate timeline where Lucas stuck to the original idea of Vader really being a different character from Anakin, there’d definitely be theory videos like: what if Vader had been Luke’s dad?
@@ScoptOriginal He could have been interesting as the man who killed Anakin and Obi Wan, and later regretted it and was redeemed by Luke, his old friend's son. It would have been interesting for Luke to forgive the man who killed his father.
I mean it would have actually been a really standard over done rivalry with "you killed my dad, now I must kill you" So the: "No, I am your father" is a really good plot twist because you would expect him to just have killed his father.
Not really good it was THE plot twist EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED! THEY HAD TO INCLUDE AN ENTIRE SCENE OF YODA CONFIRMING IT JUST SO THEY COULD SHUT PEOPLE UP!
@@therealbricker The 6 fingered man removes his glove, turns out his father switched with the 6 fingered man and had been living incognito the entire time!
@@therealbricker Vader: "Why? You never even met your father. You don't have a single living memory of the man. You don't even know what kind of person he is or if he's even worth avenging. Why are you throwing your life away over a man who abandoned you before you were born?" Luke: "Oh... well, the empire did kinda burn my home and kill my only living family." Vader: "You see, that motivation actually makes sense. So, c'mon, try to avenge your family and stop belly aching about your deadbeat dad."
Great Job, Vader. You gave the Boy even more reason to kill you. Not that he didn't have them already, considering you killed his Mentor, tortured his Friends....
I can't get past darth vader's laugh that leads straight into a tuberculosis laugh. Idk how many times I had to rewind that part before I watch the whole thing. 🤣
Jokes aside I would‘ve loved having the opportunity to watch this movie over 40 years ago when it came out only so I could know how that plot-twist felt
Vader: What? You think I didn't kill your father but secretly was your father? Pfft! What kind of fairytale bullshit do you think this is? Luke: My father was Anakin Skywalker and my mother was Padme, former queen of Naboo. Vader: Oh... oh shit yeah. In that case I totally am your father.
"Wait, if you really did kill my dad, what were you going to say?" "Oh, I was just trying to get you to attack me in a blind rage so you'd get off that ledge. It would have been a real pain to try and kill you while you were hanging off of it." "Couldn't you have just tossed stuff at me with the force?" "What do I look like, a pussy? Real men slice people up with lightsabers, not poke them with debris till they fall over."
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" "No. Obi-Wan killed your father." "Hold on a minute... [breaks out of character] Hey James, George changed the script. Apparently Darth Vader is Luke's father." "What... that can't be! That's impossible!" "Wh... are you reading off _my_ lines?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOO!"
Vader: Impossible. Padme died with our child. This boy could not possibly be- Luke: (Does something excessively dramatic) Vader: (Clone Wars flashbacks) By the force, he is!
i accidentally set the speed to 2.7x at some point in the video and got to hear Vader laughing in 2x speed lets just say it sounded like a rapid burst of hiccups
darth vader said i kill your dad in his mind to take over his body, that make luke skywalker jump over to never join him after he heard darth vader's worst word.
You know, what if the story went in the opposite direction. What if in episode 4 obiwan told luke that vader was his father when he gave him the light saber on tattooine. But, and heres the real twist, Vader had no idea that luke was his son, all the way up untill THIS scene where instead of vader toying with luke and then revealing the truth, It was luke who revealed to a savage vader about to give the killing blow that he was infact lukes father stopping him as luke simply fell from the rig as he did in the movie and we watch a stunned vader stare down. This turn of roles would have in my pioion made things work alot more logically for the 3 movie arc, plus would have just been an intersting plot to explore.
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*Luke does something stupid and suicidal*
Vader: oh shit I am his dad.
Runs in the family i guess
When dad jokes go too far.
@@ft.-featuring You took the words right out my mouth.
Give them back.
@@Corvus__ no
@@ft.-featuring Word thief LOL!
"Who are you?"
"You killed my father!"
Vader: "DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?!"
*Gets beat to death with lightsaber*
That’s an actual thing that happened in the comics, then Vader sees the lightsaber and puts 2 and 2 together
“My dad was one of the younglings!”
“Aaaaaand I’m out”
@@PikachuLittle Ok but how
He actually says this in one of the comics, the first time he and Luke fight one another, the exchange is something like "You killed my father!" "I've killed many fathers, you're going to have to be more specific."
My dad saw all the movies as they came out. He thought that "I am your father" was just Vade trying to psyche Luke out until Episode 6 came out.
They actually had Yoda confirm it for that exact reason.
Vade lmao
is it really that shocking when it was first revealed?
@@its_saval indeed it was
Up until release no one but Hamill and Jones knew the real line
It was something else, and dubbed over by Jones for the theatrical release
@@its_saval It was like THE twist! There's a reason it's permeated every corner of pop culture and is Parodied all the time.
luke couldnt handle the trolling and jumped and died before the punchline 😔
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We do a little trolling
Luke: "Yeah I know you're bullshitting me, I'm outta here."
He is apprentice of Obi Wan Kenobi
We do a little trolling here
Plot twist: he only said he's not Luke's father to avoid child support.
Plot twist, "they're" Luke's mother
Does child support even exist in this universe
So he's basically Vergil?
@@mrx9540 I am the force that is approoooooachingggg
I can see that
I remember when my dad pulled this one on me.
I went through the same thing with my dad, except he told me I was adopted right before he went to the store to get milk
Same! My dad was so cool when he told me he killed my dad and then epicly disappeared
I remember when I met my siblings when they were older and I was like *GUYS?!?!?!* and they were like *who's this ugly bit*h* yeah family be amazing sometimes
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 I feel like there's a very long and interesting story there.
@@josephford2226 I'll spare you the boring story
I was enjoying this well enough bit when Vader admitted to himself that he really was Luke's dad and he was just messing with him I started to laugh out loud.
Dude my video is loading and I'm half way there, spoilers man 😔
@@benedictator4763 this video is only 1 minute and this comment is a little down the river. Problem with your connection?
@@RuminatingKiwi927 Yeah
@@benedictator4763 never. Ever. Read the comments before watching.
that part actually ruined the joke for me
This is funny because vader always says stuff like “I killed Anakin” so this skit would make sense if he sticked to his guns
Yes, it is interesting that when Luke came into the picture he suddenly seemed to reclaim his past as Anakin almost immediately or at least parts of it
"This skit kinda makes sense"
...from a certain point of view.
I'll show myself out.
thing is
that's a retcon
That was not in the older materials and that's in recent materials
@@anarchomando7707 True, Shows and Comic introduced the concept of Vader exclaiming he killed himself.
Of course meaning killed Anakin
@@mareklonestar7053 which is a very modern thing in the fandom
“Obi wan said you killed my father!”
“No… you are a nobody”
“What, no… thats impos- well, actually-“
“Or maybe you’re palptine’s grandson, the writers haven’t decided yet tbh”
Now hopefully that won't happen in Star Wars right? Right?....
...right?
...........
......just end our suffering.....
...please...
Invent a time machine and show this to a person who hasn't watched Empire Strikes Back
Send it to the time committee. This request is more important than the invention of time travel itself.
Now *that* is a move to send oneself to the dark side.
i think there are present day people who haven’t watched it
i don’t think you have to do all that
You'd have to download the video first then make it look genuine
@@tangelaspaghetti5174
But Vader being Luke's father is like the one twist EVERYONE knows about, regardless of if they are fans or not.
I suppose this was Vader's idea of a dad joke
Since it is himself he killed you could say it's a dead joke
I'll be showing myself out now
I like everyone saying my name in the comments
My name’s Luke btw
Read my name
@@wadefischer4805 you beat me to it God damn it
Maury: _"You are NOT the father!"_
*whole Death Star starts wooping and hollering and wigging out*
Maury: You ARE the father!
Darth Vader: *Stands up and Breaths faster*
Maury: "You are the fa-" ** "Argh! Ahem! You are *not* the father!"
Read my name
@@Adelie12 i dont get it
"you killed my father!"
"So you're a dooku? Maybe a tuskan I didn't check under the mask... Are you a merrik? Maybe a windu... If he's even dead. Gimme something to work with here I've destroyed a lot of families."
haha
luke's father could've been a youngling as well
@@leonro hardly, I suspect Disney will cannonize either the sithesized or divine conception angle.
"I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all!"
@@leonro You never paid attention in health class, did you?
"Oh no, I totally killed your dad."
"Oh, okay..."
"From a certain point of view..."
"God damn it!"
“Anakin, you are NOT the father!”
*death star explodes*
Fun fact: in the original taping darth Vader said “no, obi wan killed your father” this was done so that the reveal would be kept a secret from fans
Kept from fans?
Only like three people knew about it!
Hamil, Jones and Lucas
Because George Lucas learns from his mistakes
We’ll I mean kind of, if you look at it metaphorically, from a certain point of view.
I feel like it'd also make sense to say Palpatine poisoned his father until he eventually got killed by Vader and Obi Wan, with a bunch of other things shooting him in the foot along the way.
From a certain point of view, of course.
@@decades1912 Yes
Darth Vader: hey do you remember the kid whose dad i killed?
Palpatine: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
"You've killed many fathers. You have to be more specific."
"And Leia is not your sister either."
"Good, because I kissed her."
"YOU DID WHAT WITH YOUR SISTER ?!?"
"Oh. Oh God."
More accurate:"good because she kissed me"
Family's gotta stay close
@@puppergump4117 ay,where's forrest?
And here I was thinking Obi Wan never passed on the art of trolling to him.
Luke: "You killed my father!"
Vader: "For me, it was Tuesday."
Read my name
Street Fighter reference
You somehow made Darth Vader even more cruel and villainous
I haven't heard Darth Vader laugh since Soul Calibur IV.
Read my name
@@Adelie12 why
@@classiest idk subscribe if you want tho
@@classiest he forgot to log in to his spam bot account lol
We meet again Alex
I love the idea that Vader calls palpatine "palpy"
Listen, you go to all the trouble of eradicating everyone who called you your stupid childhood nickname, you commit to a whole new armor-goth aesthetic, you get a new voice and some surgery- If Vader wants to say he's not Anakin, I'm not arguing with the giant psychic cyborg that knows how to fly anything and has a Deathstar in his pocket.
Eh, I think it's stupi- ack
**choking**
"Good thing. That Anakin dude was kind of annoying."
Luke be like: Well, I guess I'll just die then....
Vadar: Wait... where you going? I wasn't done with that joke....
This must've been what most people thought at the time before Episode 5.
Actually when this was released no one expected it it's known as one of the biggest plot twists in history. Back then not alot of plot twists happened at the time making this huge
@@starwarsnerd5524 The twist is a retcon vs episode 4. George Lucas never planned Vader as Luke's father (Anakin) when he made the original Star Wars in 1977.
Irvin Kershner made the twist (first important star wars retcon).
@@starwarsnerd5524 After The Empire Strikes Back, another retcon happened in 1981 when the name of the original Star Wars was changed to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
@@saricubra2867 so that means literally no one including the writers knew this plot twist was gonna happen?
@@hashim8135
Yes. Hell, there wasn't even SUPPOSED to be a sequel and A New Hope was made as an stand alone film. Its only after it boomed that they went "oh shit we can make a sequel out of this"
Its why A New Hope isn't even called that until the full OT came out.
Vader :"I'm totally his dad..."
Luke, still falling :"HEARD THAT"
Vader :"killer. I'm totally his dad *killer.* "
Read my name
I love how he at the end after his son commits suicide he’s like “yeah no lmao I was”
He aint payin no god damn child support
For Luke, he believed he'd lost a father. For Vader, it was only a Tuesday.
Haha the ultimate dad joke
In an alternate timeline where Lucas stuck to the original idea of Vader really being a different character from Anakin, there’d definitely be theory videos like: what if Vader had been Luke’s dad?
It was Irvin Kershner, he created the twist, not Lucas.
@@saricubra2867 That doesn't contradict the original post though
Vader is so much more of an interesting character when you know he's Anakin though
@@ScoptOriginal Vader would be a terribly overrated character designed for kids and cosplay without the rich backstory as Anakin.
@@ScoptOriginal He could have been interesting as the man who killed Anakin and Obi Wan, and later regretted it and was redeemed by Luke, his old friend's son. It would have been interesting for Luke to forgive the man who killed his father.
I mean it would have actually been a really standard over done rivalry with "you killed my dad, now I must kill you"
So the:
"No, I am your father" is a really good plot twist because you would expect him to just have killed his father.
Not really good it was THE plot twist
EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED! THEY HAD TO INCLUDE AN ENTIRE SCENE OF YODA CONFIRMING IT JUST SO THEY COULD SHUT PEOPLE UP!
My name is Luke Skywalker… you killed my father, prepare to die.
@@therealbricker The 6 fingered man removes his glove, turns out his father switched with the 6 fingered man and had been living incognito the entire time!
@@therealbricker Vader: "Why? You never even met your father. You don't have a single living memory of the man. You don't even know what kind of person he is or if he's even worth avenging. Why are you throwing your life away over a man who abandoned you before you were born?"
Luke: "Oh... well, the empire did kinda burn my home and kill my only living family."
Vader: "You see, that motivation actually makes sense. So, c'mon, try to avenge your family and stop belly aching about your deadbeat dad."
Read my name
Great Job, Vader. You gave the Boy even more reason to kill you.
Not that he didn't have them already, considering you killed his Mentor, tortured his Friends....
I can't get past darth vader's laugh that leads straight into a tuberculosis laugh. Idk how many times I had to rewind that part before I watch the whole thing. 🤣
“Oh no, i didn’t expect him to actually fall. I’m really not good at the whole dad joke thing am i?”
Alternative universe where Anakin's fall to the darkside and his transformation into vader made him into just a really chill dude.
This was funny! I will share this with my friends
Epic 😎
"...he thinks IM his-- aaaand there he goes..." made me laugh way more than i expected to lol
Vader:I’m totally his dad
Luke using the force: WAIT WHAT I WAS RIGHT?
Vader: ah shit
Vader: Damn it Luke, I Almost dodged child support.
@@ft.-featuring vader: nooooooooo
Read my name
@@Adelie12 What of it?
@@Blackholebirb subscribe lol plesse
Vader went to the dark side to not pay child support.
“Can I learn this power?”
“Not from a Jedi”
Luke on his way down when Vader says at the end he’s his dad: you son of a bantha!
Somehow, you turned the most famous plot twist of all time into a plot twist again.
yeah and it's still equally as bad as the original. Also no one asked
@@RedPa456 you did not just fucking call the Darth Vader plot twist bad
@@benobrien7920 I did lol, all of starwars is 1,,1000% mid
@ArmanAditya Basu you? aight bet bro
@@RedPa456
Ok and
"You killed my father!"
"I killed many fathers in my lifetime."
“And There He Goes”
MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Darth Vader: -I have no son!
Luke: -No, Anakin. I'm your son...
Darth Vader: -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
'I'm totally his dad.' Sooo... was that sarcasm?
Dodging child support payments.
That's not sarcasm.
No, he was just trolling
Skywalkers be dramatic
Bro chill his just trolling.
The plot twist that was expected, back in the 70s
Ngl, didn't expect "no I'm totally his dad" at the end there lmao
I love that in most of these parodies and spoofs Vader and Palpatine are best friends that laugh at others shortcomings
Jokes aside I would‘ve loved having the opportunity to watch this movie over 40 years ago when it came out only so I could know how that plot-twist felt
It seems someone cammed a live reaction to the reveal back in 1980 in a theater.
@@zacharyrollick6169 A lot of those are just edits, not real recordings. Most people didn't have cameras on them in the eighties.
"Hey Palpy guess what" got me laughing so hard
Seeing Vader laugh is just such a weird feeling for me
0:26 general Grevious moment
hahahahaha- *cough*
@@TheOneTrueSenateoh god
Darth Vader:(Flashbacks of when he jumped out of a car on Coroscant) like father like son
I remember the first time I met this actor named Luke and the first thing I said to him was, "Luke. You are my father."
Great guy.
When he's about to reveal it, he remember that he almost about to pay child support
Dude dodged Space Child Support like a boss LOL
This is the ultimate dead beat dad strat
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: Well yes, but actually.... still yes.
Lmao. He didn't wanna pay intergalactic child support.
-I AM your father!-
LUKE: No, you are NOT the father!
Aaaand there he goes
Basically the equivelant of Rey being nobody
Just like he said in the end, he is totally his dad.
Time Traveler: Moves Chair
Timeline:
Now do it again with Rey and Palpatine except without the "I'm totally her granddad" part.
Good idea
That was an amazing troll, I learned from the best.
*Master of Trolling, Obi-Wan Kenobi.*
Vader: What? You think I didn't kill your father but secretly was your father? Pfft! What kind of fairytale bullshit do you think this is?
Luke: My father was Anakin Skywalker and my mother was Padme, former queen of Naboo.
Vader: Oh... oh shit yeah. In that case I totally am your father.
the moment Vader nearly choked on his breathing apparatus from laughing! 😂
"Wait, if you really did kill my dad, what were you going to say?"
"Oh, I was just trying to get you to attack me in a blind rage so you'd get off that ledge. It would have been a real pain to try and kill you while you were hanging off of it."
"Couldn't you have just tossed stuff at me with the force?"
"What do I look like, a pussy? Real men slice people up with lightsabers, not poke them with debris till they fall over."
Mark Hamill, as, Ben Shapiro.
LIGHT SIDE DESTROYED
@@dsch0 Vader destroys JEDI with FACTS and the DARK SIDE
Imagine if Luke killed Vader just by making him laugh too hard
Luke: you killed my father
Vader: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
When I see the title I thought it's gonna be like:
"You're supposed to be my father!"
"No Luke, I'm NOT your father"
"Nooooo!!!"
Your father stumbled on a cleaning droid and fell on his own lightsaber.
In an alternative universe
Vader: What, do you think this was a disney fairy tale or something?
Luke: Well, you see...
Vader: Yeah, yeah i get your point now
Vader channelling his inner grievous with that cough laugh
"Luke: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"Hey Palpy"
XDDDDDDD
Vader chocking on himself is just so funny
Vader when he learned that he had to pay double child support if he admitted Luke is his son.
your content is responsible for at least 80% of my smiles this year. thank you.
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
"No. Obi-Wan killed your father."
"Hold on a minute... [breaks out of character] Hey James, George changed the script. Apparently Darth Vader is Luke's father."
"What... that can't be! That's impossible!"
"Wh... are you reading off _my_ lines?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOO!"
And there he gose🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥
That would be something Anakin would say, at least Clone Wars Anakin tbh
Vader: Impossible. Padme died with our child. This boy could not possibly be-
Luke: (Does something excessively dramatic)
Vader: (Clone Wars flashbacks) By the force, he is!
i accidentally set the speed to 2.7x at some point in the video and got to hear Vader laughing in 2x speed
lets just say it sounded like a rapid burst of hiccups
"Well, at least there is another."
"No. Another there is not. Made that up, I did."
Well this aged well after the new Kenobi series
"Not only did I kill your father but Darth Vader is also my original birth name”
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Time traveler : *Shoots a blaster rifle*
The timeline :
darth vader said i kill your dad in his mind to take over his body, that make luke skywalker jump over to never join him after he heard darth vader's worst word.
Vader:"Do you remember that kid whose dad I killed"
Also Vader:"I have killed many fathers, you'll have to be more specific"
He said that because he forgot to pick up the milk.
You know, what if the story went in the opposite direction. What if in episode 4 obiwan told luke that vader was his father when he gave him the light saber on tattooine. But, and heres the real twist, Vader had no idea that luke was his son, all the way up untill THIS scene where instead of vader toying with luke and then revealing the truth, It was luke who revealed to a savage vader about to give the killing blow that he was infact lukes father stopping him as luke simply fell from the rig as he did in the movie and we watch a stunned vader stare down. This turn of roles would have in my pioion made things work alot more logically for the 3 movie arc, plus would have just been an intersting plot to explore.
😂Vader turned into Grievous for a second
They used to call his dad Candice and his dads wife was diez
Vader: *yak yak yak*
Luke: aight imma head out